Why have these gone out of style? I mean, think about how practical

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>>910320
Dude I wish I still had these!

because they were fucking gay

>>910320
Having worked in a warehouse for 6 months, I thought about how nice it would've been to have a pair.

Also you should delete the thread.

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>>910365
>He wasn't able to use heelies
>Mfw

They were very poorly made and tended to fall apart after a few weeks of use.

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while we're at it, whatever happened to these? why didn't they take off? I mean if we combine the two concepts we'd essentially have the ultimate form of footwear.

>>910409
What exactly am I looking at

>>910320
>OP is 12

>>910378
Worked at a pretty big department store for a few years. Always wanted to get a pair just to roll around at work.
Never had them as a kid, though. Mom was too poor for fun.

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>>910409
Sonic adventure 2 was the best thing to happen to soaps.
They were dangerous as fuck though, coming off a rail usually lead to snap city at my Jr. high.

>>910409

The sanctions on Germany following WWII killed them.

>>911019
Speaking of which, jackboot heelys could work quite well. You could build on the existing metal protection to create a rigid and durable chassis for the wheels, and use proper heavy-duty wheels or casters that would be too heavy for something that has to pass for a sneaker.

>>911033
>goosestepping in heelys

>>910409
https://youtu.be/sJrCjATOxZ8
>It was 1997.
>I was 17-years-old makin $200.00 p/h sliding around on shoes.
>I was getting on TV. I received free clothes, free shoes, & free booze.
>I was staring in national & international sales-commercials.
>Went on tour.
>Banged tons of hot Soap groupies.

>>911063
its like rollerbladers but slower and gayer

>Wake up
>Put on pair of heelies
>Slide into school
>Slide around school
>Show off with other heelie owners
>Double maths
>Tired
>Home time
>Walk down stairs
>Heel rolls on narrow school steps
>Oh shit
>Miss handrail
>Falling backwards
>Smash back of head on concrete steps

>>911144
>heelies w/ no helmet
you asked for it m8.