"The damage was minute, subtle and utterly effective."

>>908647

Story time.

>>908652

>messing around town in the rain so brakes r shit
>turn onto narrow side street
>no cars
>Uber pulls out from parking space on my right super fast and attempts a k-turn
>slam brakes, almost no effect
>get pinned between front of Uber and car on other side
>driver gets out, is hella FOB no license no ID
>offers me 100bux to forget about it
>take it since I don't think I'm hurt that bad, just cuts
>patch up, finish shift, get home and change bandage
>won't stop bleeding and they're deeper than I thought
>go to ER
>turns out I need 20 stitches and the tendons in my fingers got damaged

Poopy af desu senpai

>>908695
You're a fucking idiot for accepting $100 to "forget" it.

>>908695
Make no wagers when around cagers.

>>908695
What got you, it's just called bad luck.

It'll heal in time op. You're lucky that you only got your fingers a little dinged up.

Freaking hate people who dont check their mirrors. >:'(

$100? Man you fucked up bad. Always wait for 10 minutes after a crash to make a decision for your adrenaline to wear off. Also

> a week to 2016
> not riding discs

>>908695
No License? offers 100 bux? Holy shit, man, you got taken.

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>>908763
>almost no effect
>disks
Ya, this. There is a place for rim brakes, on both high end bikes and BSOs, but stopping quick when your life depends on it is not really that place.
>>908695
>Uber
>no license no ID
I thought vetting drivers was one of the few things they take fairly seriously. I can also see how lending a buddy your phone and car would be easy to do. Are sketchy 'undocumented' operators a thing?
>100bux
pic related

>>908695
You should call a lawyer. Say you took the money under duress or you were not in a state of mind to make a decision like that.

>not using koolstop

You deserve what you get.