/metal/

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UGH

Why the hell did this genre just die this decade? Nothing original or fresh has really come out. All you guys circle jerk is older shit or rip offs of older shit.

Why is the lord of bats a goat? Did the goats conquer and enslave the bats? Or are they just part of a larger mammalian federation with multiple species?

S/T, Det Som Engang Var, and Hvis Lyset Tar Oss are all far superior to Filosomeme.

>>75121411
Yes

>>75121413
Trouble's s/t is way better

>>75121411
Ever hear of the goat tower kid

>>75121404
t. nu-male

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this shit is tourist bait

>>75121413
Not at all, as those are far more repetitive and don't have the more subtle interesting aspects of Filosofem.

>>75121404
guitar music is on decline, the era of development is over, recording biz profits have shrunk, the joos, etc etc

>>75121428
What does that have to do with burzum?

>>75121435
kek. kys friendo

What's up with DMU referring to "real" metal fans as Hessians?

>>75121435
>far more repetitive
I love Filosofem but this is the dumbest thing you could have said, it's easily his most repetition based album.

>>75121434
why is that album titled ronog glam?

>>75121380
C'MON

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I like to introduce people to bathory with this and OP. Gets them all the more interested

>>75121451
they do that to sound smart

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>>75121459
HEY

>>75121445
Those things apply to pop rock, landfill indie and other corporate rock crap, a genre that isn't mainstream has no reason to be affected by it.

>>75121458
top glam

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First Wave= Best Wave

>>75121451
>reading dmu

>>75121404
unironically what about metalcore

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could i get some recs similar to acid bath? i haven't heard any other band that comes close to their techniques in song structuring. not particularly looking for something exclusively in the sludge/doom genre, but something that alters the tempo gradually like on songs such as the blue, dr. seuss is dead, and paegan love song. also a big fan of dax's versatility in his vocal style, switching back and forth from the grunge-esque vocals to the screams.

>>75121480
Reminder that black metal is a genre of music, not an ideology and that "first wave black metal" is a term made up by a bunch of scraggly kids from Norway to give their music credibility by association.

>>75121498
You could try Slipknot

>>75121498
Slipknot

>>75121507
>>75121518
stop swampposting

>>75121472
Not really. Guitar has lost its relevancy by and large, while the competition grew and improved. Also, the 'underground' is still a part of the music biz, it tailgates the mainstream and they were also hit by the giant recording profits drop.

>>75121500
They should just called it satan metal

>>75121498
Acid Bath, more like Flaccid Bath
Even more like Acid Batlord

>>75121404
see>>75121268

>>75121500
>a bunch of scraggly kids
>who created 2nd wave BM
you just contradict yourself like you did a few threads ago

>>75121596
krallice is riffless garbage

>>75121604
What exactly about my post contradicted itself?

>>75121604
Genre defines a style, not lyrical content or imagery. If Mercyful Fate is black metal, so is Charlie Daniels.

>>75121411
Goats reign over all mammals

>>75121454
Not at all. Like, yeah Jesu Tod has minimalist based repetition, but things actually change, there is variation on the riff and a lot of stereo effects based on him taking some of the guitar tracks in/out. That's a whole lot more than a track like goddamn Det Som Engang Var where it's the same exact riff being played the same exact way repeated for multiple minutes on end.

Bath Uncle

>>75121652
I want a black/thrash metal cover of The Devil Went Down To Georgia now

>>75121740
I'd do it for your if I knew how to program drums and not sound like shit

>>75121462
They're my two faves by Bathory.

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>>75121353

>>75121780
I can program the drums, but you have to come up with the riffs so I know what I'm doing.

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Post 'um.

>>75121831
hahaha holy shit people actually listen to demon hunter?

>>75121831
absolutely disgusting
not even Scalzi's side project redeems your shit

BOOOOOOOORN IN THE U S A I WAS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN IN THE U S AAAAA

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>>75121831

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what is the glam metal of metal?

>>75122003
Glam is hard rock anon

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>>75122003
So anti-glam aka ironic glam?

>>75122003
melodeath
>>75122015
t. illiterate

>>75122015
that's what I asked
what is the glam metal of actual metal?

>>75122037
>cover
you unironically have it in your library

>>75122003
actual glam metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooZ1CcL8M5k

>>75122044
Power Metal

>>75122040
melodeath is pop rock/AoR of metal
oh wait

>>75122037
>anti-glam
that's grunge

>>75122037
That's MemeMetal

>>75122056
not metal

>>75122063
that's probably the best answer

are there any good /meal/ related podcasts

>>75122066
>grunge was the antithesis of glam
nigga they were hand-in-hand corporate radio rock and also had much in common musically and thematically
Nirvana was just Alice Cooper and David Bowie without the shock or showmanship

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>>75122093
>not metal

hmm...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6F791TdCBY

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>>75122117
>podcasts

>>75122117
Everything worthwhile said about metal was written in German and Swedish zines from 1984 to 1994

>>75122120
>nigga
>>>/trash/

>>75122154
I am literally black

>>75122165
And I am literally not

>>75122123
Please post metal in the metal general

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>get recced a metal album
>it's actually a glam metal album

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>>75122388
>it turns out to be a good glam metal album

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>get recced a hard rock album
>it's actually a metal album

>>75121632
riffless=/=garbage

>>75121500
You have an album called Black Metal in that pic...

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>get recced a death metal album
>it's actually a melodeath album

>>75122519
>it turns out to be a good melodeath album

Before you guys laugh, intestine baalism is good melodeath.

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>find some old RuneScape server
>it's actually MYFAROG Online

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>find some black metal album
>it's actually Mercyful Fate

>>75121434
Struth. GOAT Horns is their only really good record. Even if it's extremely accessible, I think the recursive songwriting, across the entire album no less, is something ambitious that they sadly never repeated.

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>upload picture of ted nugent
>it's actually james hetfield

>>75121445
I don't think so. I don't think that the entirety of guitar techniques of compositional strategies has been developed. There's plenty of ways to incorporate newer developments in production to guitar music as well. Its accessibility to the general public also makes it unlikely that its popularity will wane soon. If anything, it'll be used like keyboards - mostly as background rather than lead instrument in most modern popular music.

/Metal/ for wolves? or wolf elements?

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>>75123068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdYIz9bSNu4

>>75123068
Destroyer 666 - unchain the wolves
Wolfchant - a pagan storm
Dio - lock up the wolves
Ulver - bergatt
Satanic warmaster - opferblut

>>75123068
Wolf - edge of the world

>>75122939
My point was, computer generated music has gone from curious novelty and farty synths to a much more refined and marketable sound. It offered new more convenient ways of production, replacing guitars in many ways. This also went hand in hand with the rise of EDM and hip-hop to top 40.
In result guitars faced a lot of competition where they previously had little or none at all. With heavy music slowly going out of style after the 80s and 90s, guitars were left with uncertain perspectives.

>>75123068
Got u bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ2PtF1D-wA&t=18s

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>>75121353
This genre will never produce anything better than the work of Varg Vikernes - we can end the general here.

Got bored of listening to the same old fucking shit. Thought I'd dive into a genre that I knew absolutely nothing about.

Staring with:
Burzum
Bathory
Mayhem
Emperor
Darkthrone

Any other recs would be greatly appreciated

>>75123131
>>75123132
>>75123146
>>75123173

fuck yeah thanks bro's

>>75123212
Ulver - Knulle meg rumpa

>>75123212
Listen to the album Blood in Our Wells by Drudkh and learn the struggle of existence for modern Ukrainians.

Listen to a bit of Abigail Williams.

Then spend the rest of your time listening to the Burzum discography from start to finish.

Really most of this genre is trash. Don't listen to garbage like slayer and dragon force.

>>75123221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM3xud40tgw

>>75123212
Solid picks bud. Don't dive into the obscure shit or new stuff that (often poorly) emulates those five quite yet. Get the debut LPs from Mayhem and Emperor, the other three bands you mentioned put out four great albums in a row each. Same goes for Immortal, from the debut to At the Heart of Winter is essential. Once you've heard all that, you've got a solid foundation and it's easy to find what you like.

>>75123212
blut aus nord

>wolfs
>no mention of Sonata Arctica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQghSEl0hHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HAuXWVLyW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayb2awTZ9bQ

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>>75121831
+Slayer, Black Sabbath and Rainbow

damn frenchies made this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXLGXo1hMZE

>>75121793
>not SUNBATHOR

>>75122003
neoclassical metal

>>75123362
they made this too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcfO6u5nQBw

Give me something to cry to :'(

>>75123539
your life

>>75123539
I can give you something to laugh to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rneyJ8gGbQ

>>75123539
look at the mirror

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someone find me a source for Caladan Brood patches without paying €129.99 for the Echoes of Battle: Die Hard edition on Discogs

HARUMPH

>>75124637
>calanus blargh

>>75124637
just get a Summoning patch

>>75124650
>having bad taste in 2017

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>>75122003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wxAMi3DV60

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>>75123539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4e3hNGzViM

>>75121487
its the equivalent to emo rock

>>75124637
I have one but only for trade. You can also get one on depressive illusions

rip meal

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>>75123539
Either you'll sing along IM TIIIIIRED OF FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTING
IM TIIIIIRED OF WAAAAITING FOR FUCKING NOTHING
or it'll give you enough energy to take on your problems and stop being a faggot (you'll be TIIIREEEEEEED OF WHIIIIIINIIIIIIIIING)
either way it's good

Anyway to look good for a job interview without cutting my hair? Figured this could be a good place to ask lol

>>75126134
A bun or a french braid (+a suit obviously)

>>75126134

depends on the job, your hair lenght and general appearance. something like a bun would probably be the safest bet. otherwise wearing your hear open would be the best alternative, don't go for the sleazy car seller ponytail.

>>75123212
<embed>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucPCq9e7a58</embed>

>>75121404
you are right, no classics this decade

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>>75126396
>he tried to embed

What is some /meal/ approved folk metal?

https://youtu.be/aONcdN0Weiw

>>75126415
i'm new here :')

>>75126419
cruachan

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>>75121831
+ Slayer, Black Sabbath
- Hardwired to exit light

>>75123342
++ Grief
+Noothgrush, Electric Wizard

>>75126430
kys nu-male tourist

kek YouTube's putting NSBM albums into that new limited state shit.

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Hail to the queen of black metal

>>75126493
+DH, JP, Cryptopsy and Infester.

>>75126828
yuck

>>75123539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGqUo7a7J_I

>>75123523
I don't dig it

>>75126496
i'm not gay dude, i don't want nu- to kys me

Anyone seen Jucifer live?

>>75126947
Yes, if you do, try to see them in a club or something. They're pretty good, really solid sound

>>75126971
they're coming to a club near me next month and I'm considering seeing them.

>>75126988
Nice dubs. If you dig 'em, go, check 'em

>>75127054
I will if I get the chance to, thanks for the feedback and have a nice day my dude.

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This is so fucking good, I keep coming back to it from time to time

>>75123212
Summoning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBfkDH3F1GA

>>75127080
You're welcome, have a nice day too

>>75127178
a rare example of politeness on /meal/

whitened power

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>>75121380
CHERRY ORCHARDS

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>>75121380
BLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAARGH

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Just picked these up. How did I do?

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>>75121380
HEY

>>75127433
You bought physical media in 2017. Enough said.

post really good choruses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh0yfwAv4cU
Anyone ever get down on Becoming by Abigail Willaims? This album keeps growing and growing on me.

>>75127433
nice gets
is the top right that asian grindcore band?

>>75122503
I didn't post a picture retard.

>>75121434
Listen to Kroda instead.

>>75123257
Does that say fuck my ass?

>>75127597
https://trapthem.bandcamp.com/track/the-facts

>>75126912

kill yourself, emasculated disgrace of a man.

>>75127213
Where were you when Tom G. Warrior saved Glam metal?

>>75127592
so? what's wrong with spending disposable income on a hobby and supporting bands?

>>75127635
yep, Wormrot. great band.

>>75127735
I mean...you could just paypal ten bucks to your favorite band or whatever. I just don't understand the appeal of physical media.

>>75127612
Ken Sorceron unironically likes Illud Divinum Insanus. Once upon a time when I still had a Facebook account, he posted his praise for the album and I ridiculed him. He then sent me a barrage of private messages telling me I'm a loser. True story. Can't prove it though, so believe it or don't.

>>75127755

because heaven forbid iTunes breaks down or your hard drive gets wiped and you lose all that /metal/ you've downloaded over the years.

>>75127755

Benefits:
>Supports the band
>Most albums come with bonus items now
>vinyl sleeve/cd booklet can be displayed in multiple ways
>Better quality
>On that note, people without a RED account don't have to search around for lossless, and settle for lower bitrate when they can't find it so less hassle

Amongst others.

>>75127817
Meant to add this as well
>>75127806

>>75126764
Proofs? I am too lazy to search for NxBM albums on youtube on my own

>>75127763
I mean yeah he may be a shitty person. The music still still pretty enjoyable, regardless how much of a cunt he may be.

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Post an album with description like "X band playing x genre". I will start.

Cirith Ungol playing black metal.

Story time

>Wake up, make coffee, go to lounge area begin morning rituals
>Usually listen to music in the mornings to cure boredom
>Most of the time it's just me in the mornings, so it's comfy as fuck
>Yesterday, for some reason everyone is home
>Fuck
>Go down stairs and hope no one bothers me, sip my coffee and put on Frost by Enslaved
>My girlfriend's stepdad comes down
>Fat, alcoholic, waste of life.
> used to be a stoner/skater "cool guy rebel" when he was younger
>Listens to "heavy music" when he's angry
>Heavy music for him = tool, primus, korn, among other awful music
>Tries desperately to relate to my music taste all the time
>"Oh hey anon dude this sounds like tool"
>It was Jotunblod.
>"H-hah.. yeah.."
>Try to be nice because he's a giant and an angry drunk and I dont want his wrath coming down on me one night.
>He thinks literally everything I play sounds like tool
>I fucking hate tool

>>75127841
I never particularly cared for them. Though I wasn't trying to discredit his music, just sharing a story I had. I saw them live on accident with woe, keep of kalessin and mayhem. They were way better sounding live than on record.

>>75127934
why don't you kids like the tool?

>>75127950
too gay

>>75127985
try telling that to your girlfriend's stepdad you little punk

also imagine living with your girlfriend's stepdad... holy shit

>>75128007
My girlfriend doesn't have stepdad though

>>75127934

your gf likes my Tool.

>>75128024
does your stepfriend have a girldad?

>>75127934
>turn him to better music
>bond with your stepdad
>???
>probably no profit

>>75128007
I DO live with my girlfriend's step dad. It's fucking awful. Him and his shitty kids. His favorite past time is getting hammered on a work night, staying up til 4 in the morning blaring shitty music and making weird animal noises and screaming. One time I walked in on him having a one man mosh pit. Complete with knocked over furniture, and I'm pretty sure he was listening to Cypress Hill or some shit.

I would share more stories but /meal/ isn't the place for that.

>>75128062
I tried that when I first moved in, it's incredibly fucking difficult to get down to his level intellectually. And that's saying something, because I'm not exactly a genius or anything. After all, I decided to live here with this animal.

>>75127949
yeah i can definitely see that being true. all my friends that have sene them have said they were pretty impressed by their live performance.

>>75128155
They didn't blow me away or anything, but they were way more powerful and atmospheric live. I can't remember, but I think Becoming was their latest album at the time. After that show I decided to check out the album and it sounded so weak and thin in comparison, so I just stopped trying.

>>75128099
>tfw been chronically lonely for years
>tfw rough family issues have hurt you over and over again
>try to have some semblance of fun when no one else is around
>when you can finally be yourself
>you put on your favorite music, relax, start to dance and accidentally kick a couch when no one is looking
>your step-daughter's boyfriend suddenly cracks open the door as if to be interested in whats going on, but then quickly scurries away

i-its not like i wanted to hang out and enjoy music with anyone else desu

>>75128190
Unsurprisingly a fitting description of him, and while I do have some sympathy because he's clearly a product of shitty upbringing and that's hardly his fault, at the end of the day he's lonely and sad because hes a fucking asshole to everyone. I can't feel too bad for someone who seemingly goes out of their way to hurt and alienate people.

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>>75128219
being a jerk is at least partly a matter of choice
good on you for trying to understand him, but yeah, there's only so much you can be expected to put up with

pic unrelated, except it's what I'm blasting

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ples help me I'm becoming a celt-aboo

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>>75128281
I'm blasting this

>>75127886
what the fuck are those vocals lmao
nice riffs tho

>>75127433
In The Sign of Evil is a great album. Did you buy the version that has Obsessed By Cruelty on it too?

>>75128319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKWYrdO-t5s
me too someone help

>>75127755
People like you are the real tourists.

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Guys i love extreme and core metal. Chek out my new tattoo

>>75128687
no, they're just retarded, there's a difference.

meloslam when

Paradise Lost? More like Parasite Cocks

>>75127433
>Sodom

damn...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0likGfgPFg

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it's fun

>>75128944
DUDE

>>75129022
WEED

>>75128628

yep - which was somehow cheaper than the normal version on ebay

>>75129028
LMAO

>>75129029
Fucker

>>75129029
tour

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Is Devin Townsend the Rick and Morty of metal

>>75129101
>>75129040

what's the issue? because I use eBay?

get the fuck outta here.

Damn this place is slow today

>>75129178
as soon as he got happy he started making shitty music

>>75129178
pretty much

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lineups too good to last

>>75129229

>2005
KNOOOOOOW
KNOOOOOOW
KNOOOOOOW
I HAAATE YOOOOOOU

>2012
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
I NEED YOU

>>75129178
Not really, he's not that popular or normie-friendly, and he has some good albums, as opposed to Rick and Morty which is without a doubt crap

>>75129178
yep
And Tool = South Park

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>>75121831
nigga you gay

>>75123342
nice

>>75126828
this cunt is literally the evanescence of black metal, fuck off with that shit

>>75129374
Is Metallica the Simpsons and Vektor Futurama

>>75129374
nah Anal Cunt is South Park
Tool is Dr. Katz

>>75129403
With Metallica I agree
Which band would be the Twin Peaks of metal?

>>75129431
deathspell omega

>>75129403
Iron maiden is the simpsons
metallica is family guy

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who's the xra of metal?

>>75129403
>Metallica the Simpsons
pretty close

>Vektor Futurama
Umm the biggest thing they have in common is the theme
Futurama is a bit older and more popular

>>75129431
ved buens ende
>>75129440
dso would be a twin peaks wannabe series

>>75129442
>Iron maiden is the simpsons
lol how so, they're pretty serious and way older

A CARAVAN OF THIEVES
INHUMAN AND DISEASED

>>75129460
>lol how so
you just said it yourself

So Gwar nerds, did Gwar make a porno movie?
If yes, where can i find it?

>>75129469
yes

>>75129431
Burzum? Not sure really
Something bizarre yet somehow comfy with forest and supernatural/mythological themes?

>>75129178
Alien Fucker is the Rick and Morty of metal

>>75129480
protip: Twin Peaks was huge back in the day, much bigger than Burzum in comparison to metal as a whole

>>75129478
Was it ever released, or part of any of the other movies they did? (It's not in Phallus in Wonderland)

>>75129440
>>75129455
I'd rather go with vbe than dso

What would Dream Theater be? Actually I think it's like late Simpsons, or maybe Doug/Jimmy Neutron/Arthur

>>75129540
Friends or one of its clones (How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, the list goes on...)

>>75129562
>The Big Bang Theory
this

>>75129540
Big Bang Theory for sure

Dream Theater is unironically Cheers

would Liturgy be the Nutshack

>>75129517
yes

>>75129568
>>75129571
TBBT would be shit like Gloryhammer or Dragonforce

>>75129605
No Nutshack would be Limp Bizkit

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What is the Blasphemy of /tv/

>>75129607
Care to elaborate?

wait whats cannibal corpse

What is the MLP and Steven universe of metal

>>75129382
neat

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friendly reminder you guys are not educated enough to get rick and morty

>>75129662
Burzum and immortal

GUYS WHAT IS THE EVANGELION OF METAL

>>75129679
Discordance Axis

>>75129652
The Young and the Restless

>>75129679
X-japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1dcM1pGZS8

>>75129679
Deathspell Omega

what is the Garth Marenghi's Darkplace of metal

>>75129674
>Rick & Morty fans think this kind of entry-level and ultra basic philosophy is deep
Jesus Christ, I hope I never meet one of them IRL

>>75129679
Death

What would be Seinfeld of metal, and Curb? Arrested Development?

>>75129674
>mishmash of philosophy-related terms
>drawing a parallel to Sartre
>referencing Nietzsche
>all these on wikipedia
t. pseudo-intellectual bs

>>75129662
What's the most unironically numale band there is?

>>75129702
how did Death deconstruct death metal?

>>75129662
glam and power metal

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>>75129674
fuck off with reddit and memey from /meal/, go to /mu/.

>>75128687
lmao every time i come to this general there's a new buzzword meme

>...its gay
>buttmetal
>nu-male
>tourist

whatever next

>>75129705
>Seinfeld
Immolation
>Curb
Incantation

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WHO ARE YOU
TO CRITICIZE?
YOU FIGHT FOR NOTHING BUT A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

>>75129731
I meant its status of the best known and hugely influential band but still nowhere near normie tier

What's some good DSBM in the vain of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHCpLgRQOew

>>75129762
tourist has been vogue for weeks now which in internet-time puts you years behind the curve already

>>75129765
>nowhere near normie tier
oh honey

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>>75129662
>Steven Universe

>>75129765
>Death
>not normie

>>75129727
Pallbearer, Agalloch or Baroness

>>75129772
check out Lyrinx and Austere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi553fF2IkE

>>75129780
>>75129786
I mean normie normie, not metal normie
Before I got into metal, I never heard of Death

>>75129788
>Baroness
Probably this
Cartoon for (I guess) boys that is really about girls

>>75129727
Unironically Burzum

>>75129809
most normie normies haven't even heard of Slayer or Judas Priest, they should not be counted

>>75129793
I know Austere. Haven't heard lyrinx yet but this song is pretty good, thanks

>>75129855
check out nihilistic purity by them if you like it, or the austere/ lyrinx split

>>75129869
Will do

>>75129809
I never heard of death until i searched for the top death metal albums on rym(4/5 are Death)

>>75129782
USBM was a fucking mistake
>bbbut Euro was a gommie!
Yeah and he was edgy as fuck about it. Probably never put the words "critical theory" together.

>>75129828
>normie normies haven't even heard of Slayer or Judas Priest, they should not be counted
dude pls. not where I live at least. maiden, priest, motorhead, big 4 aside for anthrax—all are normie. Slayer might be a little bit below the surface, but still

>>75123212
Ulver
Impaled Nazerene
Sargeist
Summoning
Gorgoroth
Weregoat
Chasmlurk
Tomb of Belial

>>75129886
same here
I even thought, "yeah right, another meme band, how come I never heard of them if they're so good?"

>>75129904
I swear to god I had a friend who listened to Manowar, Dragonforce and Possessed but had no idea who Slayer or Megadeth was

I used to think Tool was obscure kek

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glam is the most contrarian and patrician genre. Get fucked normie extremecucks

>>75129886
>top death metal albums on rym
Holy cow that's some bad taste. Even Decibel could put out a better list than the rym collective.

>>75129929
glam is literally sub meant for moms, only death is real.

>>75129927
Tool is good, though, they're not metal. Don't be a "tool fan" if you listen to them though.

>>75129929
>normie
fuck off normalfag

>>75129929
You're not a rebel anymore dad, you're a mid level manager with a bald spot.

>>75129727
Burzum

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>>75129929

>>75129948
>Tool is good
That's purely nostalgia speaking, lad

>>75129208
he's probably just jelly

>>75129923
>Manowar, Dragonforce
That's not surprising at all. These bands aren't evil or thrash/death related. But
>Possessed
…How?…
Anyway, there's an exception to every rule

>>75129929
'contrarian' isn't a descriptor of quality in any way

>>75129962
No, coming from a guy who likes black and thrash now, I like Tool.

>>75121433
pathetic post. when will he stop?

>>75129208
You ruined the meme strreak

>>75129946
>>75129949
>>75129951
>>75129956
t. triggered nu-male tourists. Glam is strictly for alpha males.

>>75129973
I don't know, searched through his music and it had Seven Churches hanging there somehow

>>75129999
t. neckbeard LARPer

>>75129999
unfortunate quads

>>75129999
>>75129929
>cuck
>normie
>nu-male
>alpha
>>>/r/eddit

>>75129940
Really?
1.Death—Symbolic (1995)
2.Death—Human (1991)
3.Death—The Sound of Perseverance (1998)
4.Death—Individual Thought Patterns (1993)
5.Morbid Angel—Altars of Madness (1989)
6.Atheist—Unquestionable Presence (1991)
7.Edge of Sanity—Crimson (1996)
8.Immolation—Close to a World Below (2000)
9.Dismember—Like an Ever Flowing Stream (1991)
10.Gorguts—Obscura (1998)
11.Autopsy—Mental Funeral (1991)
12.Cryptopsy—None So Vile (1996)
13.Carcass—Necroticism - Descanting the Insalubrious (1991)
14.Death—Leprosy (1988)
15.Entombed—Left Hand Path (1990)
16.Gojira—From Mars to Sirius (2005)
17.Bolt Thrower—Those Once Loyal (2005)
18.Carcass—Heartwork (1993)
19.Cynic—Focus (1993)
20.Entombed—Clandestine (1991)

imagine caring about post number in current year

10 posts early because im just alpha like that. Deal with it blackies
>>75130021
>>75130021

If Written in Waters were released in 2017, would it be hailed as a masterpiece or be shunned upon as some sort of hipster bullshit?

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>>75130022
>4 Death albums in the top 4
>Leprosy in top 20

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>>75129999
t. Fabulous Fabio

>>75130050
>>75130050
>>75130050

here's one about actual metal

Stray from the Path - Dear White People

>>75130037
>Written in Waters
yes

>>75130037
Probably the second option here, the timeline of its creation is very important to its fame and its relevance

>>75126307
>>75126134
the ponytail tucked in at the back is exactly what he should go for. he's trying to get a job ffs, not impress some grill or the lads.

>>75130037
If Written in Waters were released in 2017, it would be Virus

Reminder that /metal/'s preferred animated show is Duckman

>>75130179
Spawn or Batman: TAS is /ourshow/

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I'm trying to find an album from the 90s (I think) that had a comic in the interior pamphlet, with a main character like this, with two mouths and four eyes. It revolved around him fighting other post apocalyptic mutants, over some triangular microchip with the numbers 666 on it, that would embed itself in the skin of who had it, and make them monstrous.
I can only remember like one song on the album, it was track two called "the mountain" or the "bear climbed over the mountain" or some nonsense like that. I don't remember the band name, except it was something like "monster jam" (obviously not the monster truck derby) any help would be greatly appreciated.