/metal/

>>74806071
Glam Metal is the superior Metal

Only Contrarians will disagree

>nu-male
What is this, 2003?

>>74806084
back then they were just fags

YOU DON'T REMEMBER
I'LL NEVER FORGET

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>>74806071
What are some /metal/ approved RYM profiles?

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>>74806071
Nice try, tourist

>>74806071
this general hates melodeath more than glam i swear to god

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tourist holocaust

>>74806104
>caring about RYM profiles
Isn't your flight now boarding?

>>74806104
phoneposter scum fuck off

Is metal satanic?

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This kills the tourist

>>74806113
>carring about buttdeath

>>74806113
That is a demonstrable lie. If you're basing that on the last three generals then, my friend, you're a Tourist.

>>74806126
hard to say

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>>74806071
>Fabio - after dark

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C U C C

>>74806142
Marching Out

>>74806126
only black metal (Simply.)

>>74806046
>The triliogy below Darkthone
Black Cilice, I think

>>74806113
but melodeath is worse than glam

>>74806153
is that caller of the storms without glasses

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E I G H T FUCKING MELOSHITS. SOMEHOW ONE MORE FOUND ITS WAY TO THE POLL THAT WASN'T POSTED FOR 2 THREADS AND VOTED MELOSHIT AS THE APEX OF THE METAL GENRE

EIGHT FUCKING MELOSHITS

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>>74806071
>Under chastity lock and key
>not nu-male

>>74806165
t. glamcuck trying to divert the hate away from his glorified hard rock

name a bigger sign of a tourist than being a poptimist and listening to glam """""metal"""""

>>74806175
Does it hurt?

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>>74806198
listening to any of these

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I can't stop listening to Galneryus someone send help

>>74806137
>That is a demonstrable lie.
yes it is
but still consider the lengths people go to to shit on melodeath, saying "IT HAS NEVER EVER BEEN GOOD"

>>74806187
t. listens to gay shit like belakor and insomnium

>>74806198
Pretending cybergrind isn't the ultimate tourist metal.

Preacher was the only good tripfag this general has had, I miss his joocey recs

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>>74806165
Pic related is objectively better than any glam album.

>>74806126
A lot of it is just for show
Some black metal acts have ties with anticosmic satanic cults, but most bands are either atheist, deist or laveyan

>>74806220
nice blogpost

>>74806220
take the Versailles pill you mong

>>74806164
Looked it up. Goddamn it sucks. That was disappointing.
>>74806210
>he thinks tourist = numale
Fucking tourists

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>>74806235
umm try again sweetie

What do tourists listen to anyway

>>74806224
t. uses his mother's hairspray to get puffy hair while masturbating to pictures of Scissor Sisters
>>74806223
>the lengths people go to to shit on melodeath
t. Tourist

>>74806228
Ooh yeah I kinda forgot about preacher
He was nice
Where'd he go?

>>74806220
>Gaynostrils

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>>74806241
I already took it and did this to me pic related

>Wacken normies these stoked to see Batushka

When did Wacken become so tourist friendly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_1-XNwjOAA

>>74806262
Do we really have to over this again? Fucking Tourist
>>74806276
He's out there, conquering the Moors

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Help i cant tell if this album is nu-male or trve-male

>>74806270
>t. uses his mother's hairspray to get puffy hair while masturbating to pictures of Scissor Sisters
nice
you have to make up dumb shit to even form a response to the fact that you listen to gay shit like wintersun and in flames

>>74806276
probably homeless again

>>74806287
Batushka is low-cost airline company metal

>>74806287
I'd say around 2007
>>74806296
It's a revival, so it's automatically numale

>>74806296
It's tourist level bad power metal

>>74806227
Cybergrind filters tourists like nothing else you falsie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObtI9ICekgs

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JOHNNY!!

>>74806287

Batushka is the hot new black metal band everyone loves now. What do you think

>>74806298
>not even trying
t. butthurt glamcuck

What's the top meme round here these days? Is it still nu-male posting?

>>74806296
The vocalist is nu-male, the rest is actually 9/10 band
>tfw another band ruined by vocalist like Overkill

>>74806321
The Berzerker is the only Cybergrind worth shit

>>74806175
they're probably all just one guy using a proxy

>>74806287

>wacken touries impressed by gimmicks

And somehow you are surprised?

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>tfw lost in necropolis

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>there is a website dedicated to metal tourism
http://www.metaltravelguide.net/

Glam is too shit to be even called tourist-core, it's fucking human smuggling

what's the appeal of gorenoise

>>74806380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOURist

>>74806414
>glammies have enough neurones to use paint
N-NANI

>>74806071

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPKDAc0I6DA

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>>74806414
>nu-male
come on grandad get on with the times with the latest memes

>>74806414
>>74806432
Not even, it was made like two threads ago.
>>74806430
They're tourists; they're having a fun, relaxing time while we have to fucking wade through their bullshit.

>>74806428
tourists will never understand

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Where my folk people at?

>>74806127
This

>>74806456
in the travel agency you filthy tourist

>>74806430
It's a tourist-filter.

>>74806447
Implying that's a conscious being

>tourist

Literally no one in the metal world use this word, stop making shitty meme up /meal/

fuck tourism, what's some native metal?

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Hey lads. Metal tourist here, which of these records should I start with?

>>74806456
>All 4 of them

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Only Vapormeal Is Real

New tourist meme sucks.stop samefagging you cunt.
>inb4 tourist

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>>74806486

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>>74806484
>the metal world

>>74806456

>Hungary

Literally a non country

>>74806456
>it's the lone folk guy got separated from the other 3 while hunting polar bears episode

>>74806498
you should start from learning to b8

>glammies are shitting up our thread, we can't discuss music
>let's start a meme more cancerous

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>>74806484
>the metal world

>>74806456
Folk blows

>>74806542
we have to FIGHT FIYAH WITH FIYAH

>>74806456

Is folk metal the hippies of the metal world?

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>>74806542
this
never change /metal/

>>74806484
>tourist in charge of having any input on the supreme council of metal

>glamfaggotry ends
>a grand total of 5 good threads follows the events
>another cancerous meme arises

>>74806542
>>74806572
it's probably the same 2 shitposters

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the fuck is with these vocals?

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>glam metal
*blocks your path*

>>74806542
>glamshitters die a gory pathetic death
and I should be sad about it?

>>74806531
wow rude

>>74806599
t. tourist

>>74806588

Wtf is even going on in the cover art?

>>74806588
they're supposed to be a demon chanting a ritual or some shit, you're supposed to listen to the riffs anyway

>>74806587
You probably think the 8 melodeath voters is the same guy with proxies

>>74806588
>he doesn't like Microsoft Sam vocals
how untrve can one be

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threadly reminder to bully glamshits
bully tourists
and make nu-/metal/ metal again

Where is preacher and dmshareguy

>>74806332
>doesn't like Bobby's vox
t.ourist

>>74806588
You dropped your fanny pack.

>>74806531

Without Hungary you western eurocucks would have been conquered by the Ottomans you idiot

Deathspell Omega
More like Gayspell Numale

>>74806614
Metal is what's going on, you tourist
>>74806630
homeless and dead respectively

>>74806588
rad vox

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>>74806598
removes blockage

>>74806630
i hope dmsharecuck killed himself

>>74806617
nah they're probably the weeaboo faggots that keep posting anime girls

>>74806630
preacher is probably dying in some portuguese gutters
dmshareqt is masturbating to shota as we speak

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> tfw forgot to submit janitor application yet again so won't be able to clean up /metal/ of nu-male / glamposting / tourist bullshit

metal for this feel?

>>74806542
At least [T]he glammies are almost g[O]ne. A new n[U] male [R]ising was [I]nevitable at [S]ome poin[T]

>>74806669
>nu-tourist
you're a year ahead of the curve lad, you gotta slow down

>>74806680
Baby Metal

>>74806666
>>74806671
>>74806648
I think dmshareguy is behind every new shitty meme.He wants his revenge

>>74806704
kek

>>74806688
this chart is offensive on so many levels

>>74806614
This is pretty clear by DM standards

>>74806071
So you found out about Fabio.

>>74806697
BADASS

>>74806504
Any vapormetal recs?

>>74806688
all poptimist tourist """metal""" except the things you shits keep appropriating like Crimson Glory

>>74806666
he posts on rym and also metallum now

>>74806671
This

>>74806680
you have bad memory or somethin

>>74806708
I dunno, dude. I started some of the most cancerous memes this year.

imagine being a metal poptimist actually listening to industry pop rock

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>>74806715
>DM

>>74806744
>and also metallum now
The only way he can fall further from grace is by becoming a regular on matalsucks
>>74806769
Glamfag for short?

>>74806680
KEEP SUBMITTING IT YOU LAZY FORGETFUL PIECE OF ONION!

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What kind of metal does he like?

>>74806769
so glam and melofags?

>>74806708
Now the time is here
For djentshareguy to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Memes the people he once saved

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Tourist poptimist glamshits out.

>>74806804
good times

>>74806800
some hipster death or black metal

>>74806778
lol but actually it does look like dm cover, no

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>>74806804
post some good dm bbg

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>>74806817
>yrn

>>74806107
>>74806114
QUICK name 5 recordings off this you like to prove you aren't a tourist shit

>>74806854
no u

deport all glamshit melocunt poseurwhore tourists

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>ctrl.f tourist 1 of 51
>37 posters

>dmshareguy was a hardcore berniefag but also liked Arghoslent
what did he mean by this

>>74806769
I don't need to imagine myself as a fan of avenged sevenfold since that is literally all the people that listend to metal that I know of irl

>>74806876
But no numale! See how the quality has gone up

>>74806869
MX Warrior is probably my absolute favorite metal song of all time tbqhwyf

>>74806869
Sort Vokter - Folkloric Necro Metal
Cryptopsy - Blasphemy Made Flesh
Mortuary Drape - All The Witches Dance
Moelsted - Blod-Draum
Master's Hammer - Ritual
Massacra - Final Holocaust
Hellhammer - Satanic Rites
Blood - Impulse To Destroy
Ildjarn - Forest Poetry
Poison - Into The Abyss
I.C.M. - Enter Madness

vektor ft Bjorn 'Magma' Strid > tourism > numales

HE'S THE STEEL LORD ON WHEELS

>>74806800
post-metal

>>74806869
Sacrament of Blood
Forest Poetry
Final Holocaust
Ritual
Stormvold
half of it desu

>>74806911
>not Terminal Torture
although i understand, it's hard to pick a favorite from that album when it's so good

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>>74806895
socialists and fascists are same and are both nu-male tourists who like shit things

>>74806875
You're late, you unoriginal glam tourist
>>74806414

>>74806937
>everything is the same
the ultimate unironic nu tourist opinion

>>74806107
Holocausto - Campo de Exterminio
Death Strike - Fuckin' Death
Hellhammer - Satanic Rites
Von - Satanic Blood
IMC - Enter Delirium

>>74806895
He meant he has no actual conviction in life and lets himself be lead by whatever current catches his frail, girlish frame.

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>>74806939
truth bears repeating

>>74806928
Forest rock>ROTNS>vektor ft Bjorn 'Magma' Strid > is anybody out there > tourism > numales

>>74806965
>He meant he has no actual conviction in life
trve

Lyrical themes:
Emotions, Travel, Religious Influences

>Lyrical Themes
>Travel
>Travel agency

>T O U R I S M

>>74806962
>Holocausto - Campo de Exterminio
I used to like this album, but overtime I couldn't shake the feel of how much like a second rate, Great Value Sarcófago/Sepultura circa 1987 it felt.

Should I really give it another try? Will I get the same "run-o-the-mill Cogumelo" feeling I did years ago?

>>74806985
ROTNS is not a meme its a STYLE

>>74807000
>lets both do the same unoriginal shit we've done to literally all charts
>LOL BTFO
It's time to go back, tourist

>>74807001
i mean thats what it kind of is, it's for complete cogumelo diehards, like the incantation-like bands

>>74806958
kek

>>74806910
t h i s

>>74807001
I mean I think Sarcofago and Sepultura are the respected greats for good reason. Holocausto and Vulcano are good too but not on the same level.

>>74806985
>is anybody out there
IS ANYBODY LISTENING TO ME
holy shit, man

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>>74806872
eliminate them all!

>>74807009
a lifestyle

>>74807030
Yeah, but I don't get the same "unbearably familiar" feeling with other cogumelo mainstays like the two mentioned, Mutilator or Vulcano

>>74806910
because this one is predicated on black/death with a little thrash/heavy/doom elitism

fuck glam poptimism

SA SA SA SA

The saxophones are better than the guitar in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLZYbsd2GQs

>>74807070
idk i cant really say im a big fan of the style to begin with

>>74807051
nigga, Vulcano is in a leage of its own, don't be daft
>>74807034
>h-he called me out, so he must be t-triggered, right ;_;?
Time to board your flight back

>>74807084
SAMURAI SPIRIT

>>74807086
Terrible, Don't mix well at all

OUT OF BOUNDS
BOUND TO BREAK

member Butchered Maggoty Face

Is beatdown a tourist-filter?

>>74806999
kek

>>74806080
Seppuku

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>>74806999
>Lyrical themes: Bitches, Destruction, Horror, War

daily reminder that chris barnes era CC is tourist filter

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>>74806999
what did they mean by this

>>74807176
They meant "our water isn't exactly safe to drink but it's all we have"

>>74807168
T H I S

>>74807168
barnes beat up that cattle decap faggot so hes ok

>>74807160
>that file name

>>74807176
Brazillian nu-tourists

>>74807216
hue nu-rists

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https://youtu.be/jqsW1nZovPo
I'M THE GHOUL OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION

>>74807214
holy shit is this true??

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I SEE YOU RISE LIKE THE TIDE
GRACED AND ADMIRED
TO FALL AWAY ACROSS THE DARK
IT WILL INSPIRE

FELL INSIDE!

Need recommendations on some brutal slam, what do you have anon?

>>74807258
he hit him once when travis wasnt looking, then the faggot ran to his trailer like a pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ0ZVMz9xLQ

>>74807560
Slam Dunk OST

>>74807588
holy shit barnes ownes corefags once again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mENpzyfENhQ

me and my gf wacthed this black metal documentary and had a right ol chucklle :)

>there are casuals who think Corpse Grinder is a better singer than Barnes
Casual filter

>>74807630
no, chris was the faggot that pussied out lmao

>>74806165
i fucking love melodeath
suck it

Is Lifelover nu-male-core?

hi i am reviewing albums on rateyourmusic, what band should i review next

>>74806287
wasn't batushka pushed to the front page of youtube for anyone who has ever searched for anything metal related? I remember the same thing happening for Mgla

>>74807778
grimes

>>74807805
fuck grimes that's not even fucking metal, i dont wanan review some fucking waifu shit

>>74807745
>gives punch
>hes the faggot lmao he should have stand and be beaten like a faggot

>>74807721
Corpsegrinder's Neck is better than Barnes's neck

>>74807817
Myrkur

>>74807778
Abigail

>>74806817
>sacramentum
I raise you 1 lord belial

>>74807820
Chris threw the punch and fled, how is he not the pussy?

>>74807840
>>74807842
good calls btu instead im juts gonna review the bands here instaed

>myrkur

so its basically juts ulver but with a CHICK and black metal fans hate her cause shes a girl hahahahahahaha lmao get a life virgin pussies

>abigail

rocking metla motherfucker, some of the best most coolest drunk dumbass thrash black around by a bunch of japs, who gvies a fuck this is like fucking "drink your whole fucking bdoyweight in fucking beer and take ur pants off and dance around naked" metal, trying to like fucking rape some girl but shes like "ew no" and youre such a pansyass that you end up like puking everywhere in the street and get arrested FUCING METAL!!!!!!!!!! \m/ >_< \m/

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>>74807878

facts:
Cybergrind is a tourist filter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1Kxg8mOtfs
Slam is a tourist filter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFt56Qlt52M
Beatdown is a tourist filter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEs3mKIdKk8
Scene grind is a tourist filter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zeP_b73U6I

>>74806089
you're a fag

>>74807902
you sure seem to know a lot about these genres for a non-tourist..........................................

>>74807878
i hope you're just a nu-male pretending to be retarded

>>74807902
I always fear that cybergrind is a cover meme tourist genre

>>74807878
tourists out

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>>74807920
>cover meme tourist genre

>>74807878
you have to be over 18 to post here

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daily rminder only russian eurodance metal is true metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIUcZd8W9TI

lads....

>>74807919
>>74807926
>>74807945
you know these reviews are true though, i mean how can u disagree

>>74807918
......because theyre......tourist.....f..ilters.....you dip

>>74807957
what

>74807977
2/10 good first period, but now you're not trying to maintian an advantage at all

>>74807989
tourism..............

>all these deleted posts
what happened

my favourite metal is slipknot

post your favourite slipknot songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1zCN0YhW1s

>>74808010
im not trynig to troll im just being myself like u told me to when i asked for advice on how to get gf ("just be urself") and it worked

>>74808013
Tourist mods are cracking down on those who call tourists out

>>74808016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLmQDr7GGw

>>74808013
It looks like it's always the glam charts meaning the glamshit is legitimately ban-evading and getting caught every time lmfao.

RANT WARNING I fucking hate my school because 99% of the people at my school listen to what's popular idk maybe it's just 6th grade or something but when I got caught listening to slip knot on Spotify in class they got really mad at me (we are allowed to listen to music in class) and I got a referral because I didn't care an listened to it more but it just sucks people get famous for no reason and all of that pop bullshit. Sorry if u read this.\m/

74808032
3/10 I smirked, but still, far too obvious

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post balding band members

>>74808040
what even is this?

>>74808040
damn, this is so much better than their first album. not actually nu-metal or any -core anymore, though some traces still remain. in fact I don't know how to classify their music anymore. it has industrial, trip-hop, ambient, gangsta rap and even 'dark jazz' influences all over the place but everything is built around Gunn's spoken-word delivery

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>>74806872
>mfw they actually did

>>74808057
its better than having forced tourist / nu-male memes to be fair, lets have some fun

>>74808088
>/metal/
>fun
>>>/mu/

definitive: mainstream and not-so-mainstream 1990s-2000s metal, alternative metal, modern metal, etc (from melodic death- to rap-metal and -core & all in between). so I'm influenced by: System Of A Down (possible all-time favorite), Dark Tranquillity, Trivium (up to mid-2010s), original line-up Korn, early Linkin Park (brought me into *ugh* adequate music), Machine Head, Sevendust, Scar Symmetry, Project 86, Cold, Nothingface, God Forbid, anything 90s-2000s Max Cavalera, Slipknot, In Flames, Raunchy, Sybreed, Mors Principium Est, Omnium Gatherum, Arch Enemy, Killswitch Engage, Sylosis, Mastodon, Chimaira, Meshuggah, some Fear Factory-like, some Tool-lite, Incubus, Skindred, Faith No More, early (hed) pe, etc. non-definitive: classic metal from 1970-80s seems to be too old-school for me, yet some newest 2010s trends like *ehh* schoolotacore (so-called electronic post-hardcore, you know) and brodeathcore (beatdown-heavy shit) sounds like regressive retardcore to me.

74808054
You will not get any (you)s if you go on like this man... "the harder you try the harder you fail"...

>>74808088
>fun

no

>>74808106
does /metal/ even enjoy anything anymore aside from memeing, id say something about black metal & no fun allowed but im sure even black metal would somehow be touristy or nu-male

Faster than a bullet
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh he's half man and half machine

Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
Evils going under deadly wheels

>>74808130
I can shitpost and have serious discussions and give/receive great recs at the same time. Lord knows I've done it at least once over the past two days.

>>74808117
not even after (you)'s lol thats so capitalist like, materialistic possessions haha....

HE
IS
holy diver

>>74808130
have you been paying attention, most of the /mu/core that's metal is black meal aka tourist

>tfw the bourgeoisie frivolously waste their capital and time by growing indulgent and fat off of excess at the expense of proletariat labor

>>74808159
metal for this feel?

Glam makes me gay and forces me to approach every woman I see

>>74808141
tbf i can give a serious recommendation as well, check this cool OSDM release out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beWfaz5FwKg

>>74808159
>>74808176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JKonI8Td_M

>>74808176
Assuck

>>74808225
more like suckAss

Why are metalheads so picky about their metal

>>74808299
See now here you have an actual tourist.

>>74808299
autism

>>74808299
Because we're not tourists

Why are metalheads so petty, close minded and obscenely opinionated about music in general

>>74808299
>liking things

fucking tourist

>>74808326
I LIKE WHAT I LIKE
OK?

>>74808326
autourism

>>74808326
thats tourist talk

>>74808310
I once read that the following genres can be sumarised in the following ways

>punk
smelly drug takers who hate the system
>hardcore
people with anger management issues and superiority complexes
>metal
pure fantasy escapist autism

does that sound correct

How come people who are obsessed with this tourist meme have such shit taste in metal

>>74808354
what if you like all the three

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>the same guy is so upset everyone found him so hes trying to spam now

>>74808379
I like all three and I'd still agree with all descriptions

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>>74808354
>>74808326
>>74808299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPxecEJadZc

>>74808326
see >>74808311

>>74808390
so what, it's the internet lol

>>74808354
But those are not musical descriptions

>>74808402
hey this is a good rec anon, thanks for the cool sounding depressive black metal album

metal fans are funny

>>74808436
you're welcome :)

>>74806080
>hard rock
>metal

>>74806869
>only 3 people itt aren't tourists
There you have it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKZBFts4lPo

Whatever happened to Soilwork feat. Bjorn 'Speed' Strid?

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>people will wank Slayer till the cows come home despite them having only 3 songs
>Anthrax STILL doesn't get the respect they deserve
Do any other /meal/ injustices get your goat?

>>74808509
American thrash is 100% disposable garbage

>>74808509
rec me anthrax
I kept my distance from them after seeing their numale involvement

>>74808503
he moved on to make some superb AOR

>>74808530
anthrax is kike shit for nu-males. fuck them, stick with slayer like a real man who lifts

>>74807718
>gf
sure buddo

>>74808581
>>74808581
>>74808581

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>>74807246
>>74807246
>STROLLING THRU MY BONEYARD GHOULISH MIDNIGHT STRIDE
aw hell yeah, Impetigo is the absolute tiddies

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>>74808509
slayer were a meme before the internet existed thats what I like them for
I mean do you know gummo?

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>>74806456
I guess?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2wUEeCtlkw

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>gayer

>>74808571
wew lad