/metal/

I like pantera

Reminder that ***GLAM*** stands for:

G - Gay
L - LA
M - Metal

$ L A M Z > GLAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCRZc-ffeFs

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i like some glam but i like other kinds of metal as well.
i like having some visual element

>>74468296
It's better just to stay in the closet m8

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who's ready for /sludgeseptember/

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post honorary metal records

>>74468328
>not sludgetember
Also, I only partake in /nbbmn/.

I can listen to bands without sharing their view no problem. However I notice a trend to put shitty bands like Argholshit on a pedestal just because they "trigger the nu male". This is where ideology is clearly put over quality. "Look so edgy". Peste Noir and some Graveland stuff is something I can at least enjoy a little, even though the latter is pure kitsch most of the time.

>>74468347
not even....blackened sludge?

>>74468363
>Arghoslent is shit
wew lad, I aint even right wing at all but I can't deny they're a decent band. Unique in sound at the very least.

>>74468363
>However I notice a trend to put shitty bands like Argholshit on a pedestal just because they "trigger the nu male"
No, they're being put on a pedestal because they're a highly enjoyable melodeath band. They have tons of great riffs and a lot of people here recognize that, so they post about it.

>>74468363
Good post.

>>74468384
oh really? Well I guess it's high time I wash my ears because all I hear is polished generic garbage that bores me to tears.

>>74468370
nope

>>74468363
Arghoslent is great, not big on the first album, but Incorrigible Bigotry was fucking great, so many great riffs and the writing was far from being /pol/ tier as many dubbed it.

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>>74468363

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>>74468400
>everything I listen to has to be extremely lofi atmoshit

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What are some other albums that trigger the nu male?

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all the extreme sub-genres are for nu-males

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>>74468458

>>74468439
nah it's not that at all, I just notice that boring melodeath is suddenly regarded the hottest shit in town just because some roman salutes are thrown around.

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>>74468458

>>74468470
>Arghoslent
>nazi

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>>74468458
>black, out!

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>>74468243
Objective list of best glam (also includes tangentially related bands)
Motley Crue—just about any album
WASP—first album
Whitesnake—Slide It In and 1987 S/T
Skid Row—first 2
Dokken—Tooth and Nail
Europe—Final Countdown and others
unironically glam-era Pantera
Guns N' Roses, Van Halen if they count
Def Leppard—first 2-3 albums

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>>74468458

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>>74468458
this

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>>74468458

>>74468470
>He fell for the nadzee meme
>>>tumblr

>>74468509
This album is so underappreciated
People rate it low because they're expecting some fucking Emperor-tier black metal for some reasons

>>74468243
Objective list of meme glam bands—stay away from these:
Salem's Lott—just very crappy music
everything from 2000s scene/emo glam 'revival'
AOR like Stryper/White Lion—there's just one retard posting these shit bands

>>74468524
>underappreciated

It's literally the most widely known and infamous Marduk album.

>>74468524
People rate it low? Seriously?

>>74468524
Indeed, we need more war themed black metal albums desu, especially ones with such aggression.

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>>74468268
>Glam
>Metal

>>74468486

>>74468541
>>74468546
I only see people rating it so low on the internet
Metallum, RYM, Sputnikmusic, it scores low everywhere

>>74468491
Are you implying they aren't?

>>74468630
Of courshe, since they aren't. Why do you think they are?

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heil hitler

>>74468566
what are you gonna do with it once it's done?

post great song titles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XWo6nIaeh8

>>74468642
Every interview I've ever read with them. And their lyrical content.

The new incantation album has leaked. It features an explicitly anti-muslimic song! (Just so everyone who's into the edgy nu male kind of stuff gets interested)

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AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhh

What does /metal/ make of sulphur aeon?

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>>74468856
Meh. Underground stuff out there is better.

>>74468856
they fail at what they try to accomplish. This stuff does not sound cthulhuean at all. The disparity between the extremely thorough image they try to pull off and the underwhelming music is so distracting that I cannot give these guys a thumbs up.

>>74468657
Thanks for this brudda. Really been enjoying the shit out of rhapsody and twilight force recently

>>74468904
anything short of harsh noise and possibly dark ambient will fail to capture any kind of intellectual similarity with cosmic horror or eldritch abominations in general.

metal is a very poor vessel for trying to break this rule.

>>74468328
Me!

>One of the best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmH21BuLRbw

>>74468959
yeah, well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiMKMlBiUuQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Zt1AM8ECY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YQW84S39lY

of course there's always a bit of cheese involved. At least this stuff is not as underwhelming and kinda... standard sounding... like Sulphur Aeon.

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>>74468243

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>>74469042
>Spice girls
>explain

>>74468866
Thanks for the rec. I'll check them out

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>>74469128
SLC has a fantastic metal scene it turns out.
Would poke around there if you have extra time.
Great new BM from last year.

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>>74468524
>for some reasons

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>>74468458

>>74469508
>Manowar
More like gay metal lmao

>>74469508
Why did you picked weird Manilla Road, Virgin Steele, Cirith Ungol, Celtic Frost and Deathrow albums
they have much better albums than the one displayed here

>>74469508
I see exactly one good album, and it has nothing to do with any other album on the chart. I think you included it based only on cover art.

This is jewish gayficating propaganda in disguise.

>>74468736
Their lyrics are purely historical. What exactly made you think they were nazis from their interviews?

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Is this good? I can't decide.
Never really been into this style of vocals though.

>>74469713
no it sucks

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Leak when

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>>74469713
>Is this good?
Yes, but this one is better imo.

>>74469769
>leprous
hopefully never

>>74469769
>http://hasitleaked.com/2017/leprous-malina/

According to this site it's leaked.

>>74469812
Fuck really
yesterday when I checked it didn't

>>74469769
its already leaked boiii

>>74469713
People gonna Jump on you for this one. Tdm is somehow hated here. I find this genre lacking in songwriting but the best if you want some furiously frantic action.

Post riff-driven black metal. No Atmoshit.

>>74468458
>>74468510
anything with excessive guitar solos

>>74469136
Good dungeon synth here too. And of course Caladan Brood

>>74469860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiUvAT7-n6c

>>74469885
>Caladan Brood
Boring atmoshit desu

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>>74469860

What if black metal had long riffs?

Gonna see Anaal Nathrakh in a good hour or so. Haven't seen them live before so it's at least gonna be interesting.

Hope they play some Codex Necro and Eschaton stuff

>>74469860
Melechesh

>>74469860
Cobalt.

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>>74469900

>>74469581
Because of the album covers

>>74469943
If you don't like Urfaust you don't like black metal

>>74469913
>not Pentagram
lad...

>>74469919
I really don't think their absolute studio reliant sound can translate well into a live situation. Maybe the first album... But i guess you can expect an extremely muddled mess where telling songs apart will be a guessing game. Give a report once they're done.

>>74469956
>ignoring the point entirely
>>74469860
>riff-driven black metal

>implying Urfaust is riff-driven and not atmospheric

>>74469919
WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

>>74469860
Inquisition, Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult, Tangorodrim, Immortal, Darkthrone, Abigor, Dodheimsgard, pretty much all first wave BM

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>>74469860
>riff-driven black metal
the one and only
>>74469956
>If you don't like Urfaust you don't like black metal
Anon...

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have there been any good metal albums this year?

>>74469920
>Jerusalem, Israel

Recommend me shit with raspy vocals such as these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9LaytkRrYs


>>74470021
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Nattens fucking kills

>>74469665
Which album are you referring to?

>>74470023
Artificial Brain (aka legitimate AOTY), Suffering Hour and new Phrenelith, but Fenriz did his podcasts where he shows a lot of the new shit, so be sure to check those out, too.

>>74470054
>fenriz
my man. thanks lad, i'll check em out

>>74470025
sometimes kikes are good at things
see: the music industry, the porn industry, defending their collective well-being etc.

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>>74470063
Also, acting industry.

/r/ing that meme with Rob Halford that's like "guys I'm not gay" "no but I am and you're still a faggot"

>>74469911
>atmoshit
t. never listened to Caladan Brood

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>>74470023

>>74470187
How is Echoes Of Battle not atmoshit? Anyways, what albums would you recommend that are somewhat of a stand out of theirs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGYCi3Gn-pQ
rec me some vocalists as crazy as this guy

How is Dying Fetus live anon ? Gonna see them soon

>>74470240
>How is Echoes Of Battle not atmoshit
Because aside from the synths it's all riffs

>>74470289
MOM!!!!

>>74470044
Emperor's Return

Hello , Friends !

Have You Hear The New Metallium Album Hard Wire Self Destroy ?

>>74470289
Why does he look so incredibly faggy

>>74470336
I tried it and dropped it. Not horrible, but sounds like they basically did the same thing except uninspired and more tired.

>>74470336
Tell me more.

>>74470301
From the footage I've seen, seems like they always make chaos.

>>74470337
Have you heard the song he was singing, does it honestly surprise you?

>>74470289
Morbid Saint's vocalist sounds inhumane on Spectrum Of Death.

>>74468296
leave.

>>74470367
>Have you heard the song he was singing, does it honestly surprise you?
he's faggy even by fag music standards
also dresses like it's 2002 or so

>>74470289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhBuCy1PAGk

>>74470379
THE HALL

>>74470393
he looks like a younger version of the dude from Prodigy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm3zkZX_FxI

Thoughts?

>all this talk about madman vocalists
I hope /metal/ hasn't forgotten about the true absolute madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbFKKjDHIg8

>>74470503
>converge

>>74469860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueJJM2PcS1c&t=1075s

>>74470503
/meal/ will hate it because it's converge but for real, they're one of the strongest bands working today. Single is solid.

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***NEW RADIO FENRIZ INCOMING***

https://soundcloud.com/heavytassen/radio-fenriz-33-july-2017

Has Tom G Warrior ever talked at length about engineering/mixing? He has a really great combination of oldschool raw and modern punch IMO. I'm looking to hone my skills, but all the educational material out there focuses on meme shit like sample replacement.

>>74470619
His producer nowadays is mainly v santura from dark fortress

>>74470512
hahahahahah what the fuck I remember seeing this a couple of years back

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>>74470512
Sylvain Houde is easily one of the best death metal vocalists of all time

>>74470619
Triptykon doesn't really do it for me, but the production on Monotheist is insane.

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post hm-2 core

>>74470512
I can't believe they transformed into this absolutely boring garbage band. This is basically early napalm death level of freaking the fuck out

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>GLAM ROCK CAN SUCK A COCK, IT'S STRICTLY FOR THE CLOSET GAY
What did they mean by this???

>>74470799
They were projecting their own insecurities on the obviously superior sub-genre.

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>>74470741

Everything that ruined metal is documented in this one album. This album paints a picture of Poison The Well shirt wearing skater kids heading to Starbucks after smoking too much pot while watching a marathon of Rick & Morty. It's this single piece of emo bafoonery that sapped all the creativity out of metal by showing people that they too can make money by playing mathy metalcore with angsty breakup lyrics and throwing faux-poetic quotes on the back of t-shirts. It is the prototype for As I Lay Dying.

Lyrically, everything that's wrong about metal now is found here. Kurt Ballou in all his angst-ridden wisdom thought that, instead of coming up with something interesting to talk about, the mundane themes about heartbreak would resonate more with the mallcore culture of mainstream America and, unfortunately, he was right. This was one of the key elements that were needed to allow Hot Topic shopping suburban youth and tattoo-ridden skate park dwellers to relate with the stupidity of Converge. All of these things are best exemplified in the after school special-isms of Thaw and the cheap emotional appeals of Jane Doe and Distance And Meaning. The half-assed poetry attempts suggests not a lot of time was spent on them, and feels more like something Nirvana would have come up with. The change to a more "eco-friendly" appearance in promo pics suggest about as much. These lyrics would make bands in the future reduce themselves to writing about mundane topics (heartache, depression) and shouting a bunch of faux-poetic words that mean nothing. It's just vague melodrama to "get people through a tough break-up", like the indie rock or midwest emo songs of the day.

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>>74470805
>calling things gay means the caller is actually gay
>superior sub-genre
how can 1 post be so factually wrong?

This is barely metal aside from some guitar playing techniques. Converge is really just spastically-assembled mathcore in how the focus is placed on frenzied dissonant chord riffs being played for a "chaotic" bouncy derived feel that will allow suburban hardcore kids to "get down with it". It is an urbanized version of a three-year-old's temper tantrum. By removing all the intellectual aspects out of metal and dumbing it all down to a series of arrhythmic chord progressions and grungy mellow parts, Converge remove any heaviness that could be found in Rorschach's grind riffs, further lowering the role of the guitar into being background noise to allow Ballou's bird squawking noises ("vocals") to take the forefront. Contrary to Ballou's "I Hate Alternative Music" shirt he would often sport at this time, the grunge-isms in the verse of track four "Hell To Pay" suggest an attempt to also appeal to the whine rock scene of the day since it was the most marketable guitar oriented music they could dress up as metal at that time.

When the songs are more memorable for the "abrasiveness" than the music, you know this band wasn't good. Unfortunately, bitchy lyrics and some "relateable" lyrics on the back of t-shirts were all it took to sell this "cool" album about "teen rage" to the impressionable morons of the day. The birthplace for Between The Buried And Me rests in this album.

>>74470648
Thanks for the correction anon, I'll follow that lead and post what i find here if anybody is interested.

>>74470021
i'm actually afraid of listening to that album cuz i saw a comment on a youtube video say the guy got tinnitus from it

>>74469136
Can you rec a couple more bands from that scene? Always interesting to hear new bm

>>74470985
>tinnitus
If you have a shitty set up or blast it on max, perhaps, but I listened to it religiously couple of moths ago and my hearing wasn't damaged in the slightest sense.

>>74470985
a) that's bullshit
b) you're not going to get tinnitus for listening to noisy shit for 40 minutes
c) who cares if you do, you probably already have it but don't realise because you think all cases of tinnitus are some painful loud constant noise in your ears when most of the times it's this polyphonic whistle that you only hear when the music's quiet
d) do it faggot

>>74470985
yeah the high frequencies are way too high, eq it

>>74470985
Tinnitus is caused by hearing damage from shit being too loud m8. The guy is probably retarded, didnt wear earplugs at shows, and now has to turn things up ultra loud to hear them the same and did even more damage.

>>74470985
Listen to the """""""remaster""""""" then
>>74471046
>eq it
Why not shift the pitch three tones down and slow the tempo to 50% while he's at it

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Who /virgin/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibt_dzMRHW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYdDfvtazlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J1dznb1VWY

>>74471060
>Why not shift the pitch three tones down and slow the tempo to 50% while he's at it
why not

>>74470588
People care way too much about "the scene" in metal. Musically, today it's really hard to tell where metal and punk differ in some subgenres so people will just approve or disapprove of something like Converge because they don't "fit" with the metal crowd. It also leads to retarded situations like Sumac not being on the metal archives.

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>>74470021
>watching the Sopranos
>mfw both Soprano kids have Ulver posters hanging in their room
what did they mean by this, honestly?

>>74471078
Might as well listen to a completely different album

>>74471090
>let's try to make this setting realistic
>ok everyone, bring some posters for bands you like and whatever
>one of the dudes like Ulver
What has the american education system done to children's power of deduction?

>>74471090
I remember that. In the common room or whatever it's called in The Inbetweeners there's a Mayhem - Ordo ad Chao poster as well.
Maybe someone in production is a fan or something.

>>74471126
>Maybe someone in production is a fan or something.
You

DON'T

S
A
Y

>>74471060
remaster is just not the same though, the R I F F S dont have that urgency

>>74471110
>let's try to make this setting realistic
>let's make these normie ass children listen to Ulver
oh right, yeah, I see now.

>>74471164
>Ulver
>not entry tier
???

>>74471145
No need to get flippant m8.
I have a Sabaton poster but I'm not a fan. I got it randomly as a promo or something when I bought a guitar. It's possible to have stuff just lying around, especially when you work in media.

>>74471164
Visually realistic, you fucking autist. They're not counting on spergs like you going WAIT A MINUTE, A CHILD IS STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY TO LISTEN TO RAW BLACK METAL! THIS SHOW IS A FARCE!

They needed posters and probably asked an intern or someone else to contribue and he brought that one because he either was or is into the band. Fucking mongo.

>>74471211
especially if its a for a tv show where the filming is done faster and cheaper than a full feature production.

>>74468725
City of Dead Moths

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Top 20 best metal singers:
1- Graham Bonnet
2- Glenn Hughes
3- Michael Kiske
4- Joe Lynn Turner
5- Andre Matos
6- Michael Sweet
7- Bruce Dickinson
8- Joey Tempest
9- Klaus Meine
10- Dio
11- Eric Adams
12- Ian Gillan
13- Jon Bon Jovi
14- Göran Edman
15- Rob Halford (also called Gay Faggot)
16- Sebastian Bach
17- Tobias Sammet
18- Fabio Leone
19- Hansi Kürsch
20- David Coverdale

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>"WHUYAAAUUUUUUUUUGGG"

>>74471341
>1.
>Not Daniel Heiman

False

>>74471341
>Michael Kiske
>Jon Bon Jovi
>Hansi Kürsch
>David Coverdale
bleh

>>74471341
today on watchmojo

>>74468760
so yeah this is pretty thicc and amazing. AOTY territory for sure

>>74468760
>nu male
>anti-muslimic
you don't even know what words mean anymore

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Are there any good metal podcasts?

>>74468725
Puking Under Radiant Moonlight (Followed by a Century-Long Ejaculation)

>>74471804
I'm talking about people who have to cover up their deep insecurities by exclusively listening to music with themes that are deemed risque -> nu males

>>74471837
that just described every metalhead ever

>>74471837
see >>74471804

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Jesus Fucking Christ I cannot wait until you assclowns learn a new fucking word to regurgitate constantly.

>>74471871
alright then! let's move on.

>>74468760
>nu-male
>anti-muslimic
don't use words you don't understand

>>74471895
t. nsbm cuck

>>74471891
why so you can bitch about that too?

>>74471921
t. oven dodger

>>74471891
t. nu-male

>>74471942
t. oven survivor

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>>74471891

>>74468268
gays
loving
anal
masturbation

>>74471961
lol that doesn't even make sense you baby dick nerd

>>74471982
t. logic professor

>>74472003
t. madam she-twink von dildo-breath

>>74471291
needs more work

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>>74471837
that's edgy /pol/ kids or fedora, but not nu-male

>>74471925
You are part of the problem. You don't get to ask questions or complain.

>>74472016
t. neil patrick harris

>>74472026
you're the only one complaining lad

>>74472026
>You don't get to
Oh my, someone fancies themselves an authority

>>74472024
yeah I know, but edgy /pol/ kid just doesn't have that extreme trigger potential. Just look what happened here.

>>74472031
t. obama

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>>74471891

>>74472065
THAT DOES IT I'M OUTTA HERE. YOU FUCKING RACIST COMPARING ME TO A NIGGER?

I'm going to The Summer Slaughter Tour, what am I in for anon?

>>74472090
some gay shit, over priced food/beverages, merch

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need metal that sounds like pic related

>>74472063
You just misused the word. Nu-males are not just weak males, they are by definition ultra-liberal and submissive, as opposed to nationalistic and aggressive. "Neckbeard" or "edgelord" is what should have been used in this context.

>>74472163
yeah... anyway... check out this hot shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvhIq1HWdMg

>>74472146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6THlWXLXX4

/Metal/: where nu-males trigger people more than gore and satan

>>74472090
-tight but mediocre deathcore
-fat smelly teenagers and new men
-80 degree temperatures indoors
-$5 bottles of water
-being unable to leave the venue to go get water/food/alcohol/anything
-getting occasionally bumped into by pit dudes

>>74472227
>implying gore and satan would ever be trigger material on a metal general
Do you expect people in /bleep/ to complain that it's not real music if it's not played on real instruments?

>>74472391
This joke was from the point of an outsider

what band is the queercore of metal

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>>74472520
>joke

To the anon who wanted Enpedestalment last thread, if you're still around I've got #bvbarmy, Dicksquad, and Friendzoned Again saved but no Waifu.

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>>74472146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeRKgp-qc-k

>>74471816
Soggy Bog was good but he hung up his guns. Fenriz' show is the only other similar thing I can think of that's really worthwhile.

>>74472524
Post-90s In Flames, duh

>>74472542
Well not a "joke" per se but an observation meant to mock this general

>can finally hold an L-sit for more than 30 seconds
/metal/ for this feel

>>74472608
the only mockery we like is Bestial Mockery.

>>74472621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpVV17YG8Yk

>>74472524
arghoslent

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>>74472524

>>74469986
I don't know what you mean. I've seen plenty of bands live that unintentionally sound like a muddled mess. Should be easy to pull off

>>74472739
I don't mean intentionally. I mean it will sound like shit because their music is hard to pull off live.

>>74472730
good album

>>74468791
TIGHTENING VICES TAKING THEIR TOOLLLL
INFLICTING
THESE DEADLY
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAACKSSSSA

>>74470289
Inquisitor

more like disma

>tfw people in this general take Arghoslent more seriously than the band takes themselves
Metal for this feel?

>>74472978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwQyk6PnR8

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Lets be honest, Immortal with Demonaz as the main songwriter was one of the best bands in the genre.

>>74468791
DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE BUT THEY CANT BE FAR SO I'LL HUNT THEM DOWN AND MAKE THEM PAY

>>74473076
>Let's be honest
Do you feel as if you've discovered some sort of hidden truth?

FOR THE KING FOR THE KING FOR THE MOUNTAINS

Oh my god guys, The US just started a nuclear war on North Korea. What album would you play in this occasion?

>>74468400
>Arghoslent
>generic
w e w

>>74473508
Survive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GKu5rulpOE

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Question regarding roots of metal. Do you consider Stooges' Raw Power as influential for the genre? I see this album mentioned so rarely, and yet it was so ahead of its time.

>>74473714
no

>>74473714
no. It was an early punk album and this influence only came back into metal with discharge and motörhead. No direct influence. Indirect and distant, yes.

>>74473747
k

>>74473754
Yep, thought so. Basically that's what I meant, should've clarified.

>>74473508
Donald Trump is gonna fuck us all
dumb americans

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Who hyped for nbbmn?

>>74473508
Saxon—Crusader

Is there a atmosludge chart out there? I need some recs and obscure shit.
>inb4 nu male

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>>74473908

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Find a flaw.

>>74473908
>atmofuckingsludge

>>74473930
No blastbeats

>>74473844
does anyone? All it does is create a shit ton more infighting than normal and draws in nu-males

>>74473930
Epic doom released after 1990

>>74473957
not really, it's the only good metal threads all year

>>74473844
redpill me on nbbmn

>>74473921
Maybe i'm weird but i don't like that kind of music and also it's not what i asked for.

>>74474018
redpill me on reddit faggot

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>be Saxon
>good NWOBHM, maybe not GOAT but still classic
>write Crusader
>10/10 trad/power with heavy as fuck riff, amazing melody work, amazing solo, amazing everything
>go back writing to meh hard rock
>never write quite anything like it

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>>74474022
This?

>>74474112
Atmosludge really is the indie rock of metal

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the virgin lionheart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PorO6Lqq6kQ
the chad lionheart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdXrllfTshU

>>74474053
>t. bluepilled cuck

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>>74474092
they were working mens club led zepplin.

>>74474053
It's a quality site where you can discuss on various topics in a constructive matter.

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the virgin conquistadorsh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RhJ2hBNerc
the chad conquistador:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Dm9oTLGhI

>>74474053
Reddit is basically Youtube comments: the site

>>74474199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FyKipQyhCA
not sure where this fits in the meme but this was the best song from one of BGs worst albums.

>>74473508
did he? post news
anyways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTsVfwkMDIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_F8PVCJ_po

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HE
IS
INSEMINATION

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Let's go kill Dracula with a whip: the album

COME DOWN WITH FIRE
LIFT MY SPIRIT HIGHER

NUCLEAR WAR
EARTH DROPS ITS FLOOR
BODIES WILL POUR
REENTRYANDDESTRUCTION

shut the fuck up

no one ever fucking knows what lyrics you're autismo'ing to

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXIT LIIIIIIIGHT

>>74474482
suck me

>>74469986
>>74470018

Well they were a lot better than expected. The sound was muddled but the songs I recognized - which was a surprising amount considering they didn't play anything from Codex Necro or When Fire Rains Down - sounded really tight. Also they were in a very good overall. Really loved the gig.

Support was Teethgrinder, which was pretty decent grindcore. Nothing special, and far too serious though.

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This literally sounds like a modern day Running Wild/Manilla Road, not even b8ing

>>74474567
that bad, huh?

>>74474501
t. nu-boi who has never listened to dio or master

>>74474602
It's actually p good

>>74470018
Oh yeah and they did this thing, but really quick and jokingly inbetween songs. Such a relief.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lypbUiPm_YM
Good song, good album

>>74474361
so... castlevania the metal album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DU_x8rsVTQ
the keys on this song sounds like something that could be in castlevania

>>74470023
RINGS
OF
SATURN

>Lost Horizon will never make a new album
Why even live?

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>the bass on this album
Holy shit, it's absolutely lovely. Makes me want to pick up learning it every time I listen.

>>74475260
Take away the growls and it sounds basically like all of SotN album except louder, faster and heavier
Anyway it's makes most power sound like AOR so I'm not complaining, amazing album despite a tiny bit on the neckbeard side

>>74475539
Wait are you looking for completely atonal metal? In which case
https://youtu.be/OD0Osv8HfAQ
https://youtu.be/T7WOBINMgCc

>>74475539
>>74475585
>I don't know what tonal, atonal and dissonant mean

>>74475585
Shit. I meant "dissnonant". But thanks I'll take a listen

Has any band really made dissonant melodic metal? DM/BM, doesn't matter. In other words, rec something that makes dissonance work

>>74470604
i've never actually listened to his podcast before. fuck i slept on this

Are darkthrone albums worth a listen after the first 5

>>74475855
not really

>>74475855
The Underground Resistance, just for this song alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVqlFrmzHxs

What does /metal/ think of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1l7pe5PFs

>>74475855

Plaguewielder and Ravishing Grimness are their only bad albums.

gimme obscure raw thrash with vocals that dont suck

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>>74468243
'Satan's Hallow is one of the best metal albums so far this year. It's traditional metal (seems very USPM-y to me), but with a female vocalist that is actually pretty great.

If you like NWOBHM, 80's first wave power metal, and Maiden-y riffs everywhere, you can' go wrong.

Also maybe one of the ugliest bands in recent memory, to be honest. The woman looks like a middle aged call centre employee, the bassist is like 600 pounds, and the rest aren't so hot either.

Anyways, songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PQwDvEsdCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWsgo_qXyRc

>>74476143
we already know about this fuck off and die

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>>74468458
Absurd - Totenlieder

>>74475359
Who's to say if it would even be as good. Hibria burnt themselves out after #2 as well.

Oh wow BMfags thoroughly BTFO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-nTrB0gkGk
How will they ever recover?

yo slam sucks

>>74475943
boring imo. slow, flat and repetitive.

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Papyrus is the only trve font

Why is all black metal other than NSBM boring atmoshit

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Comic Sans is trve too

>>74469042
Coheed and Cambria is good though

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Now that the dust has settled, i think we can all agree that power metal is the true White Man's music.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M0QE_PwAEDo

>>74476508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta0jB5BcP5E
definitely

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FUCK, why isn't there million bands ripping off early Katatonia? I need more of this shit in my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkRTuDy0OW8

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Can Liturgy be cvlt now

>>74476597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zibgxXFjodw
this band plays a somewhat similar style to early katatonia

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>>74476569
wth did you just made me listen to

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>>74476615
What about crayons?

>>74476684
trash that sounds like an edgy 13 year old growling over sonic adventure music

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>>74476508
There's that concert video of Eric Adams ranting for like half an hour about how metal is all descendant from the Wagnerian spirit, and I think he's right. It's hilarious how mad he is that his family doesn't want to be associated with a bunch of drunk American goobers though.

>>74476684
As someone who listens to both NSBM and power metal I think he's trolling.

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>>74476689
This is too trve for this world
Anyway, Comic Sans works well for BM, take a note

>>74476726
I wonder if any metal band has ever done one of their cover art with MS paint.
Like some basic, low-effort doodle with jaggies and all that jazz.

>>74476715
What about RAC?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82PQyY1djI

>>74476746
Probably not, unless it's some real lo-fi EP where they completely didn't give a fuck

>>74476666
I guess that's somewhat similar style to early katatonia, thanks super-satan.

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>>74476762
If you're asking whether I listen to RAC, yes. It's a hell of a lot easier to find palatable RAC than NSBM.

>>74473626
One of the rare cases of an album that keeps getting better the more you get to the end. Seduction of the Innocent would be the best song on that album if it weren't for the fact that Rift Of Hate absolutely crushes, thrashy death metal with slams in the chorus is something that should be seen a lot more of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbdaetHeB8k

make new thread pls

Into glory ride
>>74477184

>>74474112
>no Kontinuum
garbo chart to be quite honest