/metal/

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only death is real

>>74453945
>>74453945
He meant the Lana Del Rey album

>Incorrigible Normalfaggotry

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v242NzbAKJY

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Who here /industialblackmetal/

Gays please stay in the other thread and die with it.

>>74454100
HE

>>74454053
some of these seem out of place, like Mütiilation or Ildjarn. Nobody listens to those

>>74454126
SHE*

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>>74454108
STELLAR
MASTER
ELITE

Do you guys believe in Aliens?

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Women, homos and niggers are inferior subhumans
Jews run the world and libcucks are their slaves
SOTS is a great death metal album
Glam is actually metal
Traps are gay

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Why is he so perfect, bros?

>>74454145
good movie

>>74454157
>Jennifer Aniston haircut

>>74454100
>Thicc Black & the Trannies

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>>74454100
Remember only ever use real women make the best metal and not trannies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7jR1DsW56Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGnCRsWcOlY

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>>74454100
>This is John Petrucci's wife on guitar

Tech death is a garbage genre, let's make a list of all the garbage wank shit in the genre
Spawn Of Possession, Rings Of Saturn, Viraemia, Brain Drill, Monumental Torment, Gorod, Inanimate Existence, The Faceless, Cyotoxin, Archspire, First Fragment, Gorod, Deeds Of Flesh, The Kennedy Veil, Origin, Beyond Creation, Obscura, Arkaik, Augury, Gorod, Severed Savior, Virvum, Vale Of Pnath, Ageless Oblivion, Soreption, Odious Mortem, Abnormality, Necrophagist, Gorod, The Zenith Passage, Dissonance In Design, Nile, Rivers Of Nihil, Alterbeast, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Hour Of Penance, Alkaloid, Gorod, Oblivion, Virulent Depravity, Desecravity, Katelepsy, Intonate, Anomalous, Neuraxis, Dawn of Dementia, Abiotic, and Gorod to start with.

>>74454129
>>74454100
WE
WUZ
DA
PAINKILLA

>>74454157
HHH is cute! CUTE!

>>74454249
hour of penance is good though

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>>74454249
you forgot at the gate's Slaughter Of The Soul

>>74454145
Let me put it this way. A guy I know used to work in area 51 and he had all this crazy abdutions and experiments to endure because he was some kind of test person and in the end the outsiders manipulated him into forgetting time, probing him, moving to west virginia where he now lives with his 20 cats and listens to Hypocrisy all day long. But I don't buy it. And even if it were true, it'd be none of my concern and it's non of YOUR concern either. So move along and believe the little lie that we're alone in the universe, normalfag!!

>>74454100
>i cut my cock off to fit into these leaher pants for this?

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>>74454249
>no Anata
I win again.

>>74454145
yes we do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOGO5BRhRRY

>>74454145
Go to bed Peter Tägtgren

>>74454284
>replying to a 2/10 troll with anything but banter

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>>74454249
>First Fragment
OVER THE LINE

>old woman in a wheel chair at the pharmacy complemented my Anthrax shirt today

metal for this feel?

hard mode: no GRANDMAAAAA

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>>74454145
I see cigar shaped UFOs every other year with blinking lights on either side and get an intense as fuck headache when I look at it
Each and every time I see it I get into an argument with my gf and wake up on the couch mentally and physically asspained

>>74454249
I think you forgot Gorod

>>74454330
GRRAAAAA—
>hard mode
god damn it

>>74454249
Wha bou tech def dat IS GUD?

>>74454332
Sounds psychosomatic. Dump your girlfriend.

>>74454145
THE ALIENS ARE HERE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eG1rubF9Dg

>>74454145
I believe it's possible and there's definitely something going on with the UFO and abduction phenomena. I can't say I'm 100% sure though. Have some alien metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J6rfFMy5mE

>>74454330
Slayer - Repentless

>>74454309
heh

>>74454359
The one and only Gorod.

>>74454330
SHE
NEEDS
SOME
PAINKILLERS

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>>74454145
What metal genres to ayyy lmaos listen to?
Are they nu-males?

>>74454249
>no Decapitated
Wew

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Everyone in bestial black metal bands is huge and older than 35. It's my favorite kind of music and has been since I was 17, but I don't fit in with anyone who likes it. Where did these people even come from? Pretty much every other kind of metalhead is a fedora tipping faggot.

You want me to believe that the band which wrote that part at 2:15 isn't somehow the greatest death metal band of all time? Nice try nu-males but I won't fall for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuI_dszhV6U

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>>74454410

>>74454443
this trash sounds like an edgy 13 year old growling over sonic adventure music

>>74454443
>discount Martyr

>>74454428
they all come from duckberg, blasphemy eternal war attack!!!

At The Gorod - Slaughter of the Absolution

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>>74454454
>aliens are weebs

>>74454443
>that part at 2:15
sounds like Cynic

>>74454403
>>74454443
>Necrophagist cover band

>>74454410
>>74454145
John Cyriis is 100% an alien btw:

http://gtx0.com/view.php?post=24831

I know they're becoming a meme now but Gorod really are one of the best death metal bands around right now

>>74454454
underrated album senpai

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>tfw no spacenigger gf

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Only Hulk "[embed] That Dick in Pure American Freedom" Hogan is real.

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>>74454249
Monstrous cuck that is afraid of anything released after 1993 because metal archives told him so. Why don't you go watch your GF get fucked and eat the cum, choke on it and die you shitburger of monstrous proportions

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFs5nqPX3OA
>be farmer
>tend to your crops
>wake up one morning to check on wheat
>deep impressions in your field
>get into the cropduster to see field from air
>see pic related

>>74454470
i was thinking they come from bikini bottom, "up the irons" as we say

>>74454503
They've been memed before

QUICK POST YOUR FAVORITE GOROD SONGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4ir7SJ2DXM

>>74454549

>>74454533
t. Gorod guitarist

>>74454428
Yeah I like that genre too. I think it attracts fat middle aged losers because they like feeling edgy.

>>74454533
see >>74454316
W E W
L
A
D

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>>74454540
No I'm serious

>wanted to be an extreme version of the sex pistols
>form a power metal band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzC6BjZqbI8

>>74454505
I like how /metal/ spergs out and says there's no black people in Switzerland, but Zeal & Ardor are Swiss
btw Zorgh's ass is fukken P H A T

>>74454533
imagine having so little perspective you think metalarchives is the bastion of metal elitism

second hand embarrassment for you lad

>>74454572
oh man, if what I posted wasn't banter enough I must apologize, it was meant to be banter. fag

>>74454533
t. paul "the fruit" masvidal, homosexual lover of the late chuck "the AIDS ridden cuck" schuldiner

>that guitarist wearing a Motley Crue shirt
Where were you when Gorod singlehandedly btfo all the glam haters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXxVQofTnAQ

>>74454533
>watch your GF get fucked and eat the cum
Is this the voice of experience?

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>>74454600
>Zeal & Ardor
this is the gayest shit i've ever googled, going to clear my browser history now

what that massive buttblast which's happening right now is about?

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It's like they're allergic to trying to write something good. Every riff they write needs to be as cluttered and frantic as can be with no regard to tone or direction.
Off the bat this is just another death metal album in name only, it has the growls, it has the distortion, and it has the hyper fast drumming, but everything is assembled so mechanically together, topped off with such digital cleanness and shiny pristine, like it wants to seem heavy but is so ashamed to be a part of the scene. There's no passion here, it's like some snobby music professors tried their hands at making "intelligent" death metal, they wrote a checklist for what they thought would be necessary to count as death metal and then filled it with needless complexity for that "intelligent" aspect. Riffs vary between being fast and intricate slurries of notes to being basic, but still fast, death metal chugs you've heard a million times over, everything wrapped up in a brick walled to fuck production where bass is only audible when the band wants to remind you that they do indeed have a bassist. Songs are long, aimless, and twist and turn without any bit of focus. Riff (and I use that term quite loosely here) leading into riff leading into solo leading into riff comprises the song writing ideas here, with some occasional orchestral samples thrown in to make this album seem grander than it is. It's a nauseating and headache inducing experience, while not as annoying as Brain Drill or Monumental Torment, it's equally as flashy and unnecessary. Completely irredeemable garbage with not one decent moment in its duration.

>gorod apologists are glamshits
it's honestly like poetry

Gorod get a lot of good press, and although I haven't actually heard their much-lauded previous album Leading Vision in full - and even then, not in years - I must say that their newest effort Process of a New Decline is...well, it's really fucking good, I can't pretend it isn't.

Talk about a complete kick in the balls with this one. All the problems with modern Technical Death Metal are pretty much eschewed and forgotten about on here, and replaced with a hungry, bloodthirsty and insanely complex template that resembles something like a truck slamming into you at 100 mph. There is not a wasted note on this album, and I am not exaggerating at all - every second of Process of a New Decline is spent thoroughly on mind-blowingly technical riff/lead layering executed with a furious, blistering intensity that will singe your eyebrows off within the first couple of songs. And they never let up, through eleven songs and forty-nine minutes of winding, twisted insanity, of completely relentless mathematical fury. Most Death Metal albums get tiring around that point, but not Gorod; these guys know what they're doing. They have more focus, anger and intelligence in one guitar string than some bands have in their entire arsenal.

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Thoughts?

Chill out, dudes, and listen together to the AOTY 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-9lMTciUGg

There's just...really too many good moments on here to list them all in one review. "Disavow Your God," for example, check out the way the guitars harmonize and play off each other in the last half of the song. Or how about "Programmers of Decline," which barrels through the gates firing on all cylinders with a careening tempo that will have you pumped up like you just drank a gallon of Gatorade? They can even do a slower burn pretty well, as evident on "Rebirth of Senses." The band is always doing something, always enthralling the listener and always providing a lively, ear-pleasing jolt to the senses. Even on the more melodic, calculated "Watershed," they still manage to dazzle. Fuck, they're good.

Process of a New Decline plays as a soundtrack to the merciless hacking and total destruction of a main-frame computer database, a mechanical and impartial Ragnarok upon the whims of humanity's technological follies. Nobody ever thought Technical Death could sound this good. One of the best words I could use to describe this would be purpose - never do Gorod stop sounding like they have a mission to accomplish. It's very gratifying. Gorod have created a serious ass-kicking beast here, and if this is what they can do now, I shudder at how powerful they might grow in a few more years...

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>>>74454459
Why is this so true?

>>74454671
Did... did that software make the glasses look more feminine?

>>74454710
Having perverted thoughts at the moment

>>74454646
>motley crue
that's not metal

>>74454710
ebu gogo in space gutting the circuit

>this is all it takes to destroy a /metal/ thread
>>74453546

@74454719
keep /mu/ out of /metal/ you fucking sperg

>>74454600
>Zeal & Ardor
>Manuel Gagneux, a Swiss-American musician
>Swiss-American
>Manuel
He's not swiss. He's an american spic.

>>74454772
No

>>74454758
nu-male

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HOWDY

>>74454769
>implying you can ruin ruins

So what do you guys think about technical death metal?

>>74454710
is this actually worth downloading

please respond without using the word "legitimately"

>>74454810
sounds like an edgy 13 year old growling over sonic adventure music

Gorod is an honorary glam band as far as I'm concerned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x82xMzhvdk

what's some sonic adventures metal ?

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>>74454820
>mfw Paul Shortino does Eggman's theme

>>74454819
It's legitimately

>>74454842
God will not show us mercy on the day of judgement, we have all failed him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4VmikhNviw

>>74454820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta0jB5BcP5E

>>74454842
-->>>74454885

>>74454819
unironically no

>>74454819
I thought it was meh, and I somewhat liked their debut. Nothing extraordinary, but not terrible either.

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>>74454885
>Slavonic Nationalism, Aryanism, Anti-Semitism/Christianity, Racism, Hatred, War

>>74454885
To think that there are people in this general that unironically listen to this garbage just because they're NS

I know for a fact that 75% of the /metal/ crowd knows the lyrics to Teenage Dirtbag.
These two demographics overlap at some point

>>74454996
>Wheatus
I have literally never heard of this band

>>74454996
>>74454938
>>74454996
>>74454938
>>74454996
>>74454938
>>74454996

>>74454157
I have his nudes

>>74454100
>>74454047
Holy shit. I wish I wasn't a skinny fat manlet which just an average sized dick so I could even have a chance with Milita Vox. So damn thick and juicy.

What's some metal for this feel? Already got Sunbather, Slow Deep And Hard, and Il était une forêt...

>>74455050
some technical death metal might be just what you need

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What are the biggest living meme bands?

>>74455080
def. Babushka

>>74455080
Metallica, obvs

>>74454410
First question /metal/ asks to aliens
>ar u nu male?!

>>74454885
this trash sounds like an edgy 13 year old growling over sonic adventure music

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>>74455050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGzwsAGyiD4

>>74455050
Gorod
>>74455041
post them or fuck off

>>74454504
No, it is not.

>>74455080
Gorod

Anyone got an essential advanced black metal chart? No entry level stuff

>>74455137
Technical Death Metal

>>74454157
Is he still working on his occult rap album?
>Burzum + Bone Thugs N Harmony

gay below

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>>74455137
>advanced black metal

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>>74455137

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>>74455137
Beware, it's pretty deep and esoteric at times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgZkC-wrRxM
>gonna score tonight
awwwww yissss

>>74455190
I count 7 good albums

>>74455050
>>74454047
Does Militia Vox even have actual metal songs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt09rpmh8mg

I like this but it's just alt rock, not really metal just because it has distortion. Sounds more like Alice in Chains than any metal.

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>>74455190
poser list

If you stay in this general for long enough you realize that metal is not a style of music but instead a mental illness that relates to severe self identity problems

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>>74455302
Duh

>>74455302
winner winner chicken dinner

>>74455302
metal is life

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>>74455137

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Gorguts

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>>74455433
Gorgasm

>>74455430
>>74455265
>>74455174
>atmoshit

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>>74455457
one of them is literally mayhem worship

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>>74455452
gorod

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Anybody else feel an ethereal feeling listening to an album whose vocalist died shortly after recording it?
bonus points for dying during recording sessions
Dante must die mode: died inside the recording studio and last words were recorded

The new incantation album is out tomorrow.

>>74455190
Probably the worst chart I've seen on here.

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>>74455302

>>74455502
the preview i listened to sounds noticeably more generic than anything off dirges, much less the 90s output

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Are there gothic metal bands that sound more like gothic rock with metal riffs and less like that plodding stuff that most gothic metal sounds like? Pic related for god tier gothic rock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy1hHXebhx4

>>74455508
Always the people who don't contribute shit giving other people grief

>>74455570
Saviour Machine my dude

>>74455584
If you can't take criticism, then take a straight razor to your wrists, you whiny little Tumblr blogger.

I used to be into metal when I was younger and I wanna get back into it. I realise that this general is mostly shitposting but I'll try my luck anyways:
What recommendations for getting back into metal does /meal/ have? I'm currently enjoying artists like Windir and Batushka, basically atmospheric shit, but I also want to branch out again. I'm gonna dig myself into some top 50 charts/genre charts tonight, but I would appreciate just general opinions.

>>74455537
I heard good things about it, dirges was great and they rarely dissapoint.. so hype-wise, it's a highlight for me this year. I loved the wasps of iblis preview track as well

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>>74455631
I don't appreciate your faggy atmoshit taste, so I'll go halfway and rec pic related

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>>74455631

>>74455631
>>74454053

>>74455631
>I used to be into metal
>atmospheric shit

Another hipster who wants to listen to metal without actually having to listen to metal.

>>74455609
I wasn't the one who posted the chart fuckhead

>>74455656
This is the most ineffective, inconsistent, schizophrenic "stareter pack" I've ever seen.

>>74455682
Well stop getting offended at the behest of other anons. If it's any consolation, I'm sure your chart would suck harder.

>>74455682
The advise still stands

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>black metal
>most musicians are white

>>74455682
thats even worse you faggot

>>74455631
slayer

>>74455609
It probably would, which was why I asked for one in the first place

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>>74455739
>death metal
>all musicians are alive in the studio

>>74454719
Because leftists can't ignore their ideolgy even when passively enjoying music. It's kinda sad actually.

>>74455776
how is this any different from the constant triggering in these threads when someone says a band's drummer's cousin's sister's boyfriend's uncle's dog has ties to antifa? ideology transcends juvenile dichotomies as a fundamental lens to view the world regardless of what team you're on

>>74455775
>power metal
>consumes electricity to be played

>>74455739
>>74455775
THese subgenres are all guilty of misleading the public

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>>74455811
Don't respond to bait and definitely don't respond to bait unironically like a know-it-all undergrad, you gigantic faggot

>>74455811
t. triggered leftcuck

>>74455609
>>74455725
>>74455735
t. Butthurt non contributers

>>74455872
i'm giving benefit of the doubt because it's a sentiment that is sincerely expressed regardless of that guy's actual stance. this is how a dialogue moves forward anyway

oh wait sorry for not shitposting t. numale XDDD. retard.

>>74455919
>I can't tell trolls from non-trolls so I get angry just in case
>also I'll get angry if you point this out
Go home.

>>74455919
He's right you sound like a smug college student

>>74455919
>this spacing
You can always find them

>>74455891
>butthurt
>highlights everyone who hurt his feelings

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>>74455919

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thanks for the yous triggeredshits

>>74455993
>NO U LOL

>>74455993
>fingering puss with devil horns
welp, time to trim my fingernails

Alcest, more like Incest

>>74455652
Thank you, downloading right now.

>>74454053
The ones in that list that I've listened to (Emperor, Mayhem, Burzum and I think that Gorgoroth album as well, it's been a while) I remember enjoying so I'll check out the rest of the list as well. Thank you.

>>74455754
I still listen to Reign in Blood occasionally. No idea how /metal/ feels about them though, this could be a meme and I wouldn't know.

Thanks for the recs guys, I appreciate you.

>>74455811
Yeah, it goes both ways to be honest, but compating antifa to individual right-wingers is not really a good comparison. Antifa is a organization that beats up inoccent people and burns down cities, while peopke like Famine just have goofy believes. Besides, metal and communism mixes like oatmeal and ketchup, so if a band is linked to antifa it's pribably shit.

>>74455631
I would say continue down the atmospheric yet still interesting music path

Murmuure - s/t
Oranssi Pazuzu - Värähtelijä
Menace Ruine - Cult Of Ruins
Arizmenda - Stillbirth In The Temple Of Venus
Verdunkeln - Einblick In Den Qualenfall
Negura Bunget - Om

>>74456041
>words that say things
t. numale

>>74456041
antifa is a fucking joke and them setting fire to a couple cars here or there is pretty much just the anarkiddy equivalent of a child's temper tantrum.
I don't know why people on here give them so much credit. That shit in Hamburg was one of the largest western antifa riots in recent history and it was basically just minor to medium property damage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hByGwgm_vRs
this kills the nu-male

>>74456069
I really liked Värähtelija so I'll put the other ones on the list as well. It was one of the few recent metal albums I checked out and is one of the reasons I wanna get back into metal.

>>74456101
>I don't know why people on here give them so much credit.
The point is that we don't

>>74456101
Don't respond to bait and definitely don't respond to bait unironically like a know-it-all undergrad, you gigantic faggot

>>74456135
Don't post you fucking homo

Sure is angry in here, I command all of you to have a wank.

>>74455631
>and Batushka

Schammasch's last album and EP

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>>74456032
Well if you're looking for more entry level shit like that check out behemoth and early darkthrone. Are you familiar with the rest of slayer's discography? If you like RIB then I'd check out show no mercy, hell awaits, south of heaven and some of seasons in the abyss. Venom could potentially be up your alley as well as bathory's first few albums

>>74456210
but it still hurts from yesterday

>>74456210
What I've learned is don't discuss ideas, don't use big words, pretend everything is bait, be ironic, and just shitpost.

>>74456210
masturbating only increases my self hatred which I then take out on /metal/

>>74456261
That's right, you pseudointellectual pretentious piece of shit

>>74456261
You've learned nothing

>speaking

>>74456032
>No idea how /metal/ feels about them though
don't take the extremecucks seriously

>>74456283
Don't respond to bait and definitely don't respond to bait unironically like a know-it-all undergrad, you gigantic faggot

>>74454047
>>74454100
I WANT TO TITTYFUCK A MELANIN METAL QUEEN REEEEEEEE

>>74454047
lick that cunt

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what the fuck happened to this thread

>>74456221
I'll download them tomorrow, thank you my man.

>>74456224
>check out behemoth and early darkthrone
I listen to the Satanist every now and then, that final track keeps me coming back for some reason. Really dig the clean vocals as a contrast to the rest of the album and how much emotional weight they give the lyrics. I haven't really gotten into their other stuff though. I'll check out darkthrone as well.

>Are you familiar with the rest of slayer's discography?
Tangentially, I think I still have their discography on a really old hard drive somewhere. I will also check out Venom and I think I remember enjoying what I heard of Bathory back when I was younger, so I'll put them high on the list. Thanks for the recs man, appreciate it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8A0lgTV4wE

>>74455190
This chart sucks and is for gays

>>74456103
wait, that's not Dio. Who the fuck is that

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>>74454100
>that solo

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>>74456432
havent heard this shit since like 2005
we need to make skateboarding and CKY great again. And myspace while we're at it

>>74456483
Observe the nu-male in his natural state of confusion and insecurity when confronted with something he doesn't understand such as the masculine Joe Lynn Turner fronted Rainbow era

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

CAN'T WAKE UP

>>74456547
wtf anon why do you like this screaming shit

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>>74456529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5L9pvwKSjE

>>74456547
bit to extreme for my tastes

>tfw still listen to My Immortal because very first scene gf liked it and we used to cuddle and spoon to it
metal for this feel?

>>74456663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

>>74456663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ

>>74456673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_ksBErJHt0

>>74456694
Don't respond to bait and definitely don't respond to bait unironically like a know-it-all undergrad, you gigantic faggot

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>>74456678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqIaw0d55Hs

>>74456720
I just posted a song, you weirdo.

>>74456720
Legimately a forced meme

>>74456749
I'm sorry man, that was uncalled for. I hope you can have a good evening regardless.

What is happening to /metal/? I don't recognize this place anymore, it's all just pop shit and gay dad rock from the 80s

>>74456816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXJ26D1a89c

Am I the only one who thinks shitposting is more enjoyable than serious discussions?

>>74456835
Welcome aboard lad.

>>74456816
Sorry we're not grovelling for djent and deathcore at the moment.

What is /metal/'s favorite non-metal genre?

>>74456884
Hardcore, only 80s stuff though, anything after is horrendous

>>74456835
Serious discussion is literally R*ddit shit
>>74456884
70s prog

>>74456884
80s new wave

>>74456884
Classical.

>>74456833
>>74456747
>>74456678
>>74456673
>>74456627
>>74456547
>>74456432
This godamn shit needs to fuckign stop right fucking now and post some real god damn metal

>>74456919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

>>74456919
How about the future of metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWN3UBUqv20

witchy left, climaxia left, most of the good anons left and only pop in for nbbmn, reddit and general newshits popped in

>>74456941
fuck you
>>74456939
die die die

>>74456835
only if you're too stupid to suspend the two dialectically, there's no reason they're mutually exclusive but then you get people who unironically say "Don't respond to bait and definitely don't respond to bait unironically like a know-it-all undergrad, you gigantic faggot"

>>74456969
DIE DIE DIE MY DARLING

>>74456939
This is legitimately the only band I ever feel embarrassed about having liked when I was 12. I even own up to liking Limp Bizkit or Kittie, but Slipknot is pretty shit, they only made an impression on me due to being heavier than anything I had listened to up to that point.

>>74456969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyd8dY8rRtA

>>74456975
>t. buttblasted undergrad

>>74456884
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure opening themes.

>>74457007
>2 syllable words
undergrad detected

>>74456988
Dont be embarrassed anon, its this generals favorite band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr5spx6mmYQ

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>listen to Candlemass
>wtf, this is just very depressing sorrowful songs, fuck this
>tfw weeks later I suddenly crave it

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>saxophone solo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObYhgosvpz8

>>74457018
I am the succinct king of shitposting

>>74457072
todays metal is

AWESOME

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>>74457055
You're in the club and this guy suddenly bewitches your gf's ass. What do you do?

>>74457072
Loving the music this band is putting out, but I really disliked the video. Maybe it's their thing considering the name, but this ain't a sum 41 or blink 182 video so why all the sexual themes? I'm just being picky and would've preferred a deeper meaning to a video that reflects them as talented musicians.

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>the absolute state of this thread

>>74457107
I feel strong about right and wrong,
And I don't take trouble for very long

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>>74457107
Replace him with a superior vocalist

>>74457121
The band's name is literally Shredding Brazzers

https://www.brazzers.com/

>>74457121
Don't respond to bait and definitely don't respond to bait unironically like a know-it-all undergrad, you gigantic faggot

>>74457155
>>74457156

so what are you kids blasting???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUvVdTlA23w

>>74457150
Maybe in his own opinion, and potentially his mother's.

>>74457150
i actually had to stop for a second and go make sure that isn't what the guy from solitude aeturnus looks like

>>74457136
>1 dank memer comes
>"hue hue M E M E S"
>ok.jpg.png.gif
>"hue hue S H I T P O S T I N G"

>>74457186
https://youtu.be/pkEW1xTL2Qw

>>74457212
this is what post-post-modern poetry looks like boys

we are witnessing history

>>74457235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmfQ7gSaJgM

t. undergrad

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>>74457072

>>74457186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly-jMFFjIbM

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>>74457055

>>74457186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjrnKG1j3Eg

>>74457350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNEolxBmso

>>74457186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGEMVo3uNBE

>>74457358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq1sHDwpgqo

>>74457186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRswzGsshjI

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just had my jerk off session interrupted by my parents for the 4th time tonight
metal for this feel?

>>74457419
Have some real metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY

>>74457419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSJXle3LP_Q

>>74457419
Pantera—5 minutes alone
Also, what in the fuck dude, do you fap all night or something

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it's simple: we kill the batman

>>74457419
>not staying semi hard all day and then fapping in one fell swoop when everyone falls asleep

>>74456884
HEAVY.
INDUSTRIAL.
BEATZ.

>this kills the undergrad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqiVvOXotyw

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>>74457431
>>74457449
>>74457459
thanks
no i just edge to fat Polish chicks for 2-3 hours until my stomach hurts

Speed metal is like when you have a pokemon and he's about to evolve to thrash or melodeath but you press B

i just turned myself into a pickle

metal for this feel?

>>74457629
>listens to melodeath
>plays pokemon
explains a lot

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>>74457629
>melodeath
>evolved version of anything
how about no

>>74457629
>speed metal learns new moves faster but has poorer stat progression

>>74457659
Sorry, I thought you heard about this forgotten gem of a video game

>>74457681
>forgotten gem
Pokemon is the ACDC of vidya gaymes

>>74457715
>>74457715
>>74457715

>>74457668
Stoner Rock is like Pichu of metal
It's a de-evolved version of a classic which is cute and all but mostly attracts women and retards

>>74457714
AC/DC has more variety

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Someone said metal queens?

>>74454600
How do you know her ass is phat? I need pics for scientific proof.

>>74457419
why the fuck are other people allowed to post stupid shit like this, but when i do i get banned for it? faggot mods

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc6yFsWQCik

>>74457558
where do I got for fat Polish

>>74459020
I know a good hot dog stand they'll hook you up

>>74454289
isn't that album credited as starting the melodic death metal movement?