/metal/

>age
>favorite metal genres
>least favorite metal genres
>your dick size

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first for power trip

>>74130872
>19
>black, death, thrash
>prog, power, trad, doom
>6 centimeters erect

>>74130876
i actually unironically enjoy this album
cleansation is a decent song

Why isn't progressive metal allowed in here?

>>74130931
Chimaira up until The Infection is really fun stuff. Not like mind-blowing but damn fun.
Resurrection in particular has some real fucking energy I can't help but enjoy.

If you haven't I'd suggest you check out Reasoning The Impossible, which was basically like B-sides and covers that didn't make it onto The Impossibility.

>>74130964
Because we like conservative metal

first for djent

good albums from this year?

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>>74131049

>>74130982
i've tried out resurrection and it's good fun but impossibility really does it me when there's songs like pictures in the gold room on it

>>74131144
Power Trip just does it for me because of the fucking fun drums and energy.

>>74131049
https://ironboneheadproductions.bandcamp.com/album/vesicant-shadows-of-cleansing-iron
sick blackened death

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>>74131049

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>>74130872
>20
> black metal, dungeon synth
> power metal
> Thundercock

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>>74131049

>>74130872
>31
>thrash, trad, doom, stoner, crossover, second wave black
>power, brutal death, symphonic anything
>voidcock

>>74130872
>19
>speed
>industrial
>um, i'm a girl

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>meal
>good

>>74130964
It is, it's just that wankfests are boring

>>74130964
prog is for people who like listening to instuments, not people who like listening to music

dead genre

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Anything from the past year or two I might like if my favorite metal album is Sunbather?

>>74131443
ur dead

>>74131469
You might like cock

>>74130872
>21
>black, death, war
>trad doom
>3 olympic swimming pools on a good day

>>74131469
The latest Violet Cold and Mesarthim shit.

>>74131443
There's so much metal coming out that I can't keep up with it. There's no way it's a dead genre.

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>>74130964
Post acceptable Prog Metal

>>74131469
get out of this thread please

fuck meal

>>74131438
What the hell does that even mean?

>>74131572
ill fuck you instead m8

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>>74130964

>>74131589
>the best track is a cover

>>74131352
post boipussi

>>74131603
>his favorite track isn't Spirit Crusher
Sad!

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>>74131528

>>74131691
>he thinks favorite = best
Sad!

Fuck nu-males and their extremecucked metal, traditional metal is the way!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrCw-IufvV8

>>74131695
It is

>>74131717
favorite = subjective
best = objective

>>74131589
>descarga
why do mexicans love extreme metal so much? is extreme metal a shitskin genre?

>>74131746
My favorites are objectively superior

>>74131759
>is extreme metal a shitskin genre?
Why the racism?

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>>74131794
t. the eternal

>>74131794
Cause metal is edgy and so is racism

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>>74131443
fake news.

>>74131794
he's a meme loving fuck who doesn't realize the slav master race currently holds the largest archive of extreme metal

>>74131886
>slav
>master race
pick one, meds are the master race

>>74131759
they just do because the best metal is made by master race

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>>74131886
>>74131916

>master race
>not reptilians

*kills shitskins*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdXrllfTshU

>he thinks metal has ever been a white people genre outside of glam and proto-metal

>>74131916
There are no good southern European metal bands

>>74132047
power metal is white

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thoughts on this album?

>>74132047
keep going I'm interested

>>74132051
>What is Rhapsody
Also, i am not talking about southern european bands, i am talking about meds in general, Dio was med.

>>74132047
Screamin jay hawkins is proto-metal

>>74132135
literally who

Rec me metal with some Les Paul goodness. Like: GN'R, Zakk Wylde, John Sykes

>>74132163
Ted Nugent

>>74132093
>What is Rhapsody
a shitty kinopower band
>i am talking about meds in general
not the thread for it, retard
>Dio was med
The only thing that matters is that he was American

>>74132163
Euronymous
Jon Nodtveidt

>>74132051
what is Bio-cancer ??

>>74132190
italo-americans are mediterraneans master race, they're better than the average anglo-germanocucked

>>74132047
>blues is low tuned white folk music played on a European instrument.

>>74132210
>literal pizza thrahs
>good

>>74131916

Meds are just turks now so fuck off

NANANA NANANANA NANANANA NANANANA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIkj6DDdnJk

>>74132257
t. nordcuck

>tfw /pol/ ruins the thread yet again
metal for this feel?

>>74132197
>Jon Nodtveidt
thanks, which records he used he used Les Paul on?

>>74132183
Thanks, didn't realize he used it

>>74132307
mastocucked

>>74132307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-MMZX27nUo

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>>74132307
Embrace the oblivion. Listen to Shroud Eater.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuZJV4oKAgs

>>74132307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-SiZSlmhI

>realize father was trve as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyXz6eMCj2k

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>RYM top nu-metal
>mostly literally whos
like seriously, who the fuck is 2Tm2,3?

>>74132349
>this is final form of extremecuck metal

>>74130872
>18 (turning 19 next month)
>thrash, sludge, speed
>symphonic, metalcore, deathcore
>[spoiler]I dunno[/spoiler]

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>>74131886
>slav
>master anything
don't you have some comrades in the trenches to eat, Ivan? it's getting late for dinner

>>74132349
This angers me

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>>74132310
Hard to say, but most pictures of him floating around are with a LP, and a few with a flying V.

Also a rare Hanneman armed with a LP

>>74130872
>53
>Heavy and glam
>All extremecuck metal
>Eiffel tower

I KNOW SHE'S DEAD, HOT AND READY
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE YOU FUCKING SLUT

>>74132458
Old queer

>>74132401
It's glam

EASY LIVIN' AND I'VE BEEN FORGIVEN
SINCE YOU'VE TAKEN YOUR PLACE IN MY HEART

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>>74132458
>53
>on /mu/
dis nigga

>>74130872
>12
>glam
>death, black and grind
>2 femtometers erect
fucking extremecucks man

>>74132512
good son

>>74130872
>13 years old
>glam and power
>extremecuck 'metal'
>1 mm flaccid, 2 mm when looking at 9gag memes

Anyone else act gay when listening to glam or Dio?

>>74132512
>>74132543
MODS

>>74132543
yes! that's my second son, dad is proud of you

>>74130872
>12
>Glam (Black veil brides, Steel Panther, Public Enemy, Sabaton and the list goes on and on)
>black metal
>non existent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFs5nqPX3OA
When did you realize that Piggy was GOAT?

>>74132583
>Black veil brides
>Public Enemy
>Sabaton
the black sheep of the family

>>74130872
>20
>Death, grind and brutal thrash
>anything lighter than Morbid Saint
>I make elephants and stallions insecure

so trve... so br00tal... heheheh.... the atmosphere... so depressive...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bm-kdLwBVc

>>74132458
t. le wrong generation pretending to be old

>>74132082
I personally really like it, even though its wankery the wankery has some structure.
I can see why people dislike it, but it's my favourite wank metal album for sure. Necrophagist can eat a dick in comparison.

>Slayer is a shitskin band
since i cant enjoy them anymore what are some white Slayer copycats

>>74132678
stop listening to thrash, it's for shitskins

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stop listening to metal, guitars are nigger instruments

>>74132739
guitars are of european origin, niggers didn't invent it

Remember that japaneses are honorary aryans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aS81d1_UKU

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>>74132751
>metal doesn't have African influence

>>74132796
>Influence
>origins

Two completely different things my dude. Blacks did not invent metal and black influence on the music as a whole is grossly exaggerated.

>>74132766
No shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX5yXpNniQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0GFxiLPe_Y

Shout out to Maus for showing me these bands.

Who else hype for the new WiTTR?

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW LIKE A BLOWEEEEEEER

>>74132838
guys like Iommi and Blackmore were influenced by "blue-eyed soul" guitarlists like Beck and Clapton who plagiarized blues and got rich and famous playing stolen music since audiences didn't want to support black musicians

>>74132873
I'll probably listen to it.

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>18
>black metal (fave), (tech) death metal, hardcore, deathcore, grind, prog, thrash, doom, sludge, and any combination of the above genres
>power metal, most modern wave metalcore, ezcore
>7 inches at max

obvious exceptions to all genres, some death metal sucks and some metalcore is amazing but mostly it holds trve

>>74132923
>some metalcore is amazing
"no"

are gud metal blogspots still a thing

>>74132939
For reading some random pleb's opinion on metal?
I guess
For downloading stuff?
nope, since they all linked to rapidshare and megaupload

>>74132933
i mean like bands that are "technically" metalcore but not really, like As I Lay Dying and All That Remains' old shit. basically melodic death metal with some breakdowns and a more punk structure, they're technically metalcore bands but not really

>>74132984
metalcore is for scene girls
my scene gf liked this band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma9paTzstTk
I wonder if she ever killed herself

give me more speedy weird riffs like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtrnztbMTHE
intro of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PraK-rtA8-4

>>74133020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2FuIeobAv0

this is what i mean by good metalcore bands

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>>74133149
>this is what i mean by good metalcore bands

>>74132912

see here

>>74132252

the only deviation from white folk music that black people introduced with blues is the emphasis on using worried notes and shuffles.

stop trying to destroy white folk importance in our culture and art by forcing this guitar music is black meme. it's tired, sad, historically inaccurate, and an embarrassment.

>>74133149
>ATR
>good
fucking hell, at least post Jane Doe or some shit

>>74133020
>metalcore is for scene girls
literally this

>>74133020
God bless her

>>74133149
gay

>>74133296
i just consider Converge hardcore, but you're right it is technically a metalcore album. Jane Doe is wayyy fucking better than ATR, idk why I didn't post that instead.

>>74133296
ATR sucks ass, I only listen to that one album and mainly because the drummer was also in Black Dahlia Murder and he's crazy good, his songwriting is what made the album good. otherwise they suck yes, that's why I said few exceptions

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>>74133149
And here was i thinking you were gonna go Integrity, Earth Crisis, Converge the list could go on...

>>74133409
i wish I had, I just couldn't think of any off the top of my head so i googled good metalcore and picked one band with an album i liked to get my point. Converge is leagues ahead of that

All I see is nothing but glam talk. What is going on again?

>>74132082
Good shit. Its tech wank but its so tightly composed that I really love it. Fucking The Evangelist is so goddamn hype

>>74132678
Everything to ever exist will eventually be considered shitskin/reddit/nu-male/etc at some point in time

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aoty

>>74133527
Well let's get this over with
>Motörhead is the most tryhard nu-male band to ever grace r/metal. Their riffs are flat and don't go anywhere, much like Lemmy's previous band Hawkwind. Motörhead is literally speed space; riffs that shoot fast like a rocket, but like Apollo 11, crash and burn. Evident by their like of wrestling fans, Motörhead appeals to the absolute lowest common denominator imaginable, to the point where they actually preformed in front of thousands of white trash and niggers at Wrestlemania, a honor also shared by Limp Bizkit. Beerdrinkers and hellraisers Motörhead are not; instead, they are some of the worst offenders of buttmetal that even Godsmack has to stand in awe of the dank ass stank.

>>74133020
>metalcore
>old YouTube
>modern warfare
Is this essential late 2000s/early 2010s brocore?

>>74131107
good album

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Solid 8/10 album by Anthem.

If you don't know who the Japanese Anthem is, well shame on you folks.

>>74130872
>20
>dm, bm, doom and speed
>power, prog, nu, -core and post-
>fuck off faggot

>>74133865
Never listened to Anthem, hit me with their best tracks.

>>74131049
The Ruins of Beverast

>>74130872
> 19
> Doom, Death, Prog
> Power
> 6,5

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>>74132678
Chileans are white you cock loving faggot
Papa Tom laughs in the distance at your gayness

>>74134130
t. amerindian nu-male

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>>74134143
Found a picture of you

drinking beer while blasting Infester, how are you enjoying this fine evening, lads?

>>74134301
Listened to HTSD at the gym today. It's God tier lifting music.
I feel great today otherwise

>>74134343
glad to hear you're good, lad
best of luck with your gains

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So, did any death metal band make something as impressive this album since it's release?

>>74130872
>20
>death, grind, black
>symphoshit and tech wank
>big enough

>>74130872
>29
>tech, classic death, black
>anything ending in -core, djent
>8.5
Tech death speaking broadly, Id include Nile in that

>>74132349
i want this to be ironic

What's some good metal with high-pitched growls?

>>74130872
>19
>trad, thrash, speed
>grind, sludge,prog, atmoblack
>6 inches

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>>74134130
>Chile
>white

>>74133976

Listen to this album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZOOK365fhs

>>74130872
>19
>death, black and thrash
>prog
>17 cm

>>74132051

>implying this isn't top tier metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q4Rr2Hie9c

only southern european metal band I know of desu

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Is HHH still a meme?

What is /metal/'s consensus on his manifesto?

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>>74134790
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/5g57db/not-fit-to-print-transcendental-metal

>>74134790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYmm5YQSv2I

Triple H was never a meme

>>74130872
22
Prog, doom, gothic and death
Any core shit, groove, symphonic, brutal death and slam
18 cm

rec something like mithras on strange loops

>>74132051
Dead Congregation

>>74130872
>48
>AOR
>Rap
>88cm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA

>>74134790
Pretentious and annoying

>>74134709
Back to /int/ Brazilian monkey

>>74134878
Is this AOR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81oCMJmwgmE

>>74130872
>age
>favorite metal genres
glam
>least favorite metal genres
black
>your dick size
1/8th inch

>>74134941
Yeah

>>74133527

I think you put your finger on something

>>74134717
Whoa sound like Priest

>>74133125
Reminds me of Bestial Invasion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SscVk-q2jdg
I feel like there's some other Destruction songs from the first 3 albums, but I haven't listened to any of it in a long time.

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how much nu-thrash has /meal/ listened to

>Bon Jovi is literally what got me into metal
Thanks mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86K-p089R8

>>74135085
>pizza thrash
fuck off degenerate mexican

>>74135085
most of it

>>74133552
its cool and has great drumming but its not even the best black metal aoty

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>listens to tribulation once

>>74135085
exmortus and I wasn't really a fan

>>74130872
>18
>sludge, black, death
>progressive, power, any djent fuckery
>big as your keister

>>74135085
None of it

>>74135085
Angelus Apatrida y >vektor

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Just saw <PIG> live. Good show, gave raymond a handshake and he talked to me for a while because the crowd was fuckin dead and a couple friends and I were tearing up the dancefloor. He was very humble and an industrial fuckin legend to me.

Their new album "prey and obey" ain't too bad but I wouldnt have it as an immediate "go-to". Give it a listen if you like KMFDM-esque rock with silly lyrics.

>>74135085
A lot of trash, but some bands actually are good, like Angelus Apatrida, Warbringer or LOTD. And also Vektor is completely insane.

>>74134977
underage

>>74135085
Angelus Apatrida, Warbringer, Suicidal Angels, Vektor, Black Fast, Violator, Power Trip, Tantara and that one Havok album

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>>74135085
>this list features garbage bands, ironic attention-whoring band and OK bands.
Fucking wow.

Best Yngwie song ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRyi87HUMNw

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>>74130872
>34
>atmospheric black metal with a heavy dose of dark ambient. thrash, doom
>djent, gothic, symphonic
>6 inches m8

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>>74131049
https://youtu.be/ZBgcUpoq7uU

>>74135359
Hell no. It's completely garbage

>>74135062

Check out their discography anon. This band is at least consistent in quality.

https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Anthem/540

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KALI MA'S BLACK DOMAIN IS BEYOND DIVINE
ONLY A FEARLESS GOD CAN THRUST IRON INTO HER JEWELED LOTUS
A CAVERNOUS CUNT THAT WILL BLEED VILE BLOOD DOWN THE UNHOLY MOUNTAINS
DEMOLISHING THE ENEMY SEED WITH CHAOS AND MAGICK
INTO THE ARMS OF YAMA

>>74134941
Are we posting patrician AOR now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMFCsDmSmyc

wtf i love progressive metal now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZoc8VjeoeM

post black metal with cartoon sound effects
https://youtu.be/C0eegw3HzWU?t=16m19s

>>74135453
You feel the charge running down your thighs
Feel the power glowing from my eyes
With a thunderclap
Smack straight in the ass
Scream for the stars
No turning back

Oh yeah baby I'll shoot you down
Grit your teeth when I start to pound
Overload strikes when I hit your skin
A white hot high voltage beam of sin
Death by strikes of turbo electric love
Oh yeah, we're touching down

currently downloading 20 something random black metal albums from rutracker . org that came out this year
If I dig something good, will post it here

>>74135085
these bands are fun as fuck live though

When will people realize White Lion >>>>>> Pleb Maiden >>>>>> Faggot Priest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx2d049-TtU

>>74135541
>muh posers
>fun

>>74134790
>super smash bros. logo

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>>74135575
what did they mean by this?

>>74133409
STREET BY STREET

>>74135610
>White Lion Pride
Literally Hitler

>>74135575
>>74135610
>"Vito Bratta is the only guitarist I've heard who sounds cool doing taps," Zakk maintains. "I know he often gets compared to Van Halen, but he really isn't like him too much. Vito's solo on 'Wait' is excellent and doesn't sound like Eddie at all."

https://youtu.be/qxQAmaZ7dRk?t=2m16s

>>74135671
Vito Bratta is an italo-american god, most underrated guitarist ever

>>74130872
>22
>sludge, industrial, the afore mentioned in combination with thrash, funeral doom, ABM, some heavy drone as an ambient effect for when I'm reading or smoking
>djent, glam, grind or core
>7 1/2" long, 2 1/4" thick

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>it's actually breddy gud
the absolute madman

>White Lion singer is called Mike Tramp
>Tramp
really makes you think...

What do you meme loving fucks think about this list?
>http://www.metalstorm.net/users/list.php?list_id=1233

>>74132796
That's just his corpse paint.

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>>74135694
>sludge, industrial, the afore mentioned in combination with thrash, funeral doom, ABM, some heavy drone as an ambient effect for when I'm reading or smoking

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>>74130797
21
Favorites:Melodic, classic heavy metal, prog, groove

Least favorite: glam, faggoty screamo stuff, djent,

My dick is like 6 something inches

>>74135518
i did something similar earlier, only keepers were the new Wampyrinacht and Argus Megere

>>74133020
How was she in bed? Was the ass fat?

>tfw OdiumNostrum posts some new rad black metal

https://3rdirex.bandcamp.com/album/viscere

>>74135776
I did that a couple of months ago and the only shit that was worth a damn was Ustalost

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>>74135720
>White Pride
>Tramp / Trump
>has a song called The Road to Valhalla

>you hair will always be vastly inferior to Robin McAuley's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMW0Y1WaggA

>>74135856
Robin McAuley is /ourguy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62GNQ1h-W14

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>>74135856
>tfw hair is naturally straight
>even if I use Aussie my hair always falls flat
>Aquanet just makes it get all sticky and smell bad
>tfw I will never be floof
just fucking end me

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>>74135610
>that band with that song on guitar hero that i hated because it goes for too long and is filled with moments where you don't get to play guitar.
>It has a fucking drum solo.
Even Asia was better, also whoever covered Anthrax on it was WAY better than actual Anthrax.

>>74135837
White Lion is based as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liiQuvYx73M

>>74134648
Pls respond
Looking for something like Painkiller vocals, but sounding less like orc or Donald Duck

>>74135996
Sanctuary

new xasthur when?

>>74135777
>How was she in bed?
like a dead fish
>Was the ass fat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4

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>>74135837
DALAN TRAMP

If get glam posting becomes a banable offense and all glam posters are to be deported to tannu tuva

>>74131107
>>74131219
>>74134001
terrible

>>74136110
Receding hairline detected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcZ6yLxjE8Q

Europe über alles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-USu6IWJoPQ

/r/-ing the new thrash metal chart

>>74135085
Black Fast is literally the only good band there

>>74136130
>TNT
i love that fucking band, that high-pitched vocals are amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DxwUoIkDu4

>>74136030
Not really growl/scream

>>74136166
>painkiller
>growl/scream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNRIaeg6EyY

BEST METAL SONG EVAR :3!

holy shit, i love the 80s now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjqnOtXU-Ys

>>74135773
Topkek
Stop projecting your retarded insecurities. it's not a sludge musicians fault that your parents didn't love you.

>>74136274
sage

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>>74136365
>trying to sage a general

Yes, Yes, YES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4RQHwHgTIY

>>74136398
>justifying Cradle of Filth post

>>74136419
Discovering that Joe Lynn Turner's hair in the '80s was a wig was one of those "Santa doesn't actually exist" moments for me.

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>>74136315
We /80s/ now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T1IVyXBGjM

Why is there no good modern heavy? Im tired of these fucking screams all day.

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>>74136481

>>74136481
Eternal Champion, Visigoth and Enforcer are good
Still waiting for the ultimate glam metal revival tho

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>>74134804
>even vice finds HHH pretentious and and not worth listening to

>>74136274
>cradle of filth
kys

>>74136274
lol fuck off poser

>>74136511
>Still waiting for the ultimate glam metal revival tho

Won't happen, every retro glam band that comes along like Crashdiet or Reckless Love are fucking awful. Hell, judging from the output of labels like Frontiers and AOR Heaven, the vast majority of the old guard can't write a new good song to save their lives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn8PAnzrCcA
According to antiWhites, we do NOT belong in South Africa, New Zealand, Australia, the Americas, or Asia.
BUT, we are also expected to share Europe, which for the last 40,000 years has been almost exclusively inhabited by White people.
White people are less than 8% of the world population. 8% is a global minority in anybody's book. And, we are spread out across the top of the globe. We need a #whitehomeland to end #whitegenocide

>>74136561
Piss off, glam metal was shit. Why do you want a revival?

>>74136561
The problem with bands like crashdiet and similars is that their main influence is basically shitty (post-shout at the devil) motley crue and poision, i mean, the worst glam.
We need a glam revival with white lion, dokken, firehouse and similars as influences.

>>74136617
Those are literally the worst...

>>74136651
Dokken and White Lion? Nah; good musicianship (Both bands had amazing guitarists), good vocals and well-written melodic hard rock songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgvdEWF35Os

Can't stand Firehouse, though.

>EVERYTHING YOU SEE, I SEE
>EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH, I FEEL
>ALL THOSE LITTLE THINGS YOU DO
>TRUST ME, I KNOW THEM, TOO

More metal for the feeling of the creeping specter of death lurking behind everything in your life?

>>74136651
>Those are literally the worst...
What are you talking about? Melodic glam is amazing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5nQW3Eq-1k

>>74136697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg

>>74136731
fuck off dmshareguy

Show me metal sung in a made-up language
>will take approximates like Nile, Morbid Angel, etc

>tfw Anglo and Germanic as fuck
>charismatic and good looking
>7 inch cock
>not a Chad, but am Omega master race instead
>however repeated IQ test scores in a clinical setting never go past 115
>tfw brainlet
metal for this feel?

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>>74136882

>>74136882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezj7HIFhPHM

>that riff
just perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6z-nxAYhGw

>>74136920
I like the demo more just on the basis that the really Blackmore-ish section at 0:43 was scrapped for the final version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utB5HJ4hGyo

>>74130797
>Noktorn
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long, long time.

He went AWOL around 2012.

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Fuck glam. I'm done with that genre. I've listened to everything good. After that, it's mostly rehashed crap with no riffs. Now I've been trying to pick out some 'underrated gems', and guess what? ALL of them turned out shit. I've listened to 6+ shit glam records in a row. Danger Danger, Tesla, LA Guns, Faster Pussycat, Dangerous Toys, fuck all of them.

>>74137200
What about Killer Dwarfs, faggot

Best Def Leppard song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwOqlo63Kd0

>>74137200
Tesla weren't even glam, just meat and potatoes '80s hard rock.

>>74137200
check here, it's a good list with different glam types
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/TheGreatDuck/the_subgenres_of_hair_glam_metal/

>>74137200
>Poison
>Dangerous Toys
>Autograph
>Def Leppard
>White Lion
>Faster Pussycat
>Winger
>Quiet Riot

Holy shit, this list is terrible.

>>74137261
>White Lion
>Terrible
No

>>74137220
They're ok, better than some of that crap. They're a bit hit or miss though
Lillian Axe is the best I've found in 'second-tier' glam bands. Oh, and this shit chart doesn't even mention Bon Jovi

>>74137261
Yeah but
>Def Leppard
Fuck off though. If you don't come on the ceiling at the sound of Mutt Lange production, you're probably impotent

>>74137252
Yeah I've been meaning to make something similar. Bands like Dokken and Motley Crue don't belong to the same genre

>>74137261
Autograph are alright. Steve Lynch is a fucking monster player.

>>74136882
All languages are made up

>>74137543
Not in the sense that that poster meant, obviously. There's a difference between natural languages and constructed languages.

is there metal about the cold war or the iron curtain?

>>74137284
>>74137349
>>74137364
>no Slaughter
>no Extreme
>no Kuni
>no Metalwolf
>no Cruella D'Ville
>no London (FFS!)
>no Love/Hate
This list is terrible.

https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Ritual/The_Summoning/20188
>review dates 2009-2013
>tfw MA'ers have invented time travel to travel into the future and listen to albums that haven't been made yet, but they won't share it with anyone
smug cunts, the whole lot of em

>>74137200
SKID
ROW

>>74137543
Whoa bro, you been reading 'Sapiens' too?

>>74137591
Yeah, languages made up by the band. This can include dead languages that the band interprets with their own syntax and pronunciation, as has been done with ancient Egyptian, Sumerian, and Tolkien

>>74137627
>original release date: 1995

>>74137670
Sorry, should say "dead/fictional languages"

USPM+Glam=The Ultimate Metal Genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRDnarQO8_E

>tfw no metal angsty enough for me and have to turn to hardcore instead

meal for this feel?

>>74137599
>no Slaughter
>no Extreme
>no Kuni
>no Metalwolf
>no Cruella D'Ville
who?
>no London (FFS!)
Forgot to mention these guys, they suck too and their first record is just awful.
>>74137633
Yeah but they're pretty well known. I've listened to all the better stuff

>>74137721
existential depression > angst

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>thought that metal albums were sounding shittier and shittier by the day
>increase in cynicism and kvltness every day
>shower this morning
>clean ears
>remove .5 inches of garbage from my ears
>metal sounds better

If you aren't cleaning your ears properly, your metal will suffer.

HEED MY WORDS.

>>74137817
About twice a week, I sit down after a hot shower and clean my ears with some Q-tips.

Important: do not go as far as you can into your ear. You will scratch your ear drum and give yourself an ear infection.

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>There are people in this thread who unironically dislike Meshuggah
Explain yourselves

>>74137721
https://youtu.be/7m7njvwB-Ks

>>74137849
>clean my ears with some Q-tips.
no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ANON

>>74137861
They're just a bunch of baby who can't even T H AL L

>>74137861
I like their middle stuff like Catch-33, Nothing and I. Once they hit obZen, it started feeling more like bro-tier groove metal.

>>74137861
I only hate Obzen anon, that's it I swear

>>74137906
Where do you think Vildhjarta got their influences from

>>74136520
I've known about this "treatise" for awhile, but never have been assed enough to read it... until now. What the fuck is actually being said? I like the Nietzsche reference at the beginning, guaranteed smart. What is a Haptic Void, "But the pure blast beat is eternity itself"... Is Transcendental BM supposed to make you happy?

I get more "affirmation", "courage", and "hypertrophy" from a fucking cup of coffee.

>>74137889
You got a fucking problem? Come over here and say it into my good ear.

>>74137751
Kuni was a Japanese guitarist who did two solo albums in the '80s that both had huge guests lists. Jeff Scott Soto, Billy Sheehan, Mike Terrana etc. etc.

And you'd know Extreme. Gary Cherone and Nuno Bettencourt?

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i really enjoy this album

anyone else?

>>74137956
I really liked that 5s and 8s autism they did

>>74137956
>anyone else?
a lot of angsty teenagers

>>74137956
is this before or after they reached peak cheesy?

>>74138012
>>74138012
>>74138012

>>74137990
It's the album where Panic Attack is from, so a bit after they hit peak angsty

>>74137953
Okay Ill check these. Never bothered with Jap glam as it's different
>Extreme
Ahhhh yes. The guys who did funk rock before (and better than) alt rock. Yeah I guess they deserve a spot at the list that places a fucking Enuff Znuff there next to Skid Row

>>74137956
The only DT track that I can stand to listen to is Panic Attack. In that regard, Octavarium is my "favorite" DT album in that it's not a complete waste of my time.

>>74137990
They reached that on their second album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYtiDCXLAcQ

>>74130797
>17
>stoner, doom, sludge, drone, death, grind, prog, death doom, gothic
>power, glam, trad, djent, thrash
>none

>>74136692
>>74136727
I hope you're all trolling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ
Glam metal forever.

>>74137261
>>74137200
Memes aside, Def Leppard, Skid Row, Motley Crew, Twisted Sister, Warrant, Whitesnake and Poison are not metal. Get the fuck out of this general faggot. NOT METAL, WRONG GENERAL

>>74138471
Quit ruining my childhood asshole.

>>74138471
Skid Row is rock n rollin metal bro

>>74138947
>Rock n roll
Couldn't have said it better myself, anon.

>>74130872
>19
>prog , melodic(death/black), avant garde, post
>kawaii metal
>idk