Metal general; Shrooms And Emotional Unavailability Edition
old >>73568524
WHITE AND BASED
first for Midnight is buttrock
d-does this mean i secretly crave big cocks
>>73575948
Arghoniggers beat you to it
>>73575959
we all do
/metal/ is a gay-only general
Is there a gayer metal album than this?
>I've given
>and taken
>and giveeeeeeeeeeen
>>73575995
Alcest - anything after 2005
>>73575995
astronoid - air
>>73576037
that's also a valid shout
What was the name of that happy blackgaze band? All blackgaze sounds too depressing but there was one with synthpop influences
>>73576037
>astronoid
jesus fucking christ this answer wins
>>73576023
>Alcest - anything
Fixed it for you
>>73576037
>opening track makes me think it's some really simplistic Melting Sun shit
>very next track goes full weeb gay shit
Fucking hell
>>73576076
Le Secret and Souvenirs are 10/10, faggot
>>73576075
goddamn i didn't even know that's what they look like, further proof that "nu-male" isn't just a meme
>>73576072
Elderwind?
It's the only "happy BM" i'm aware of.
>>73576101
on that note, I meant anything after 2007
>>73576102
>further proof that "nu-male" isn't just a meme
Did... you really think it was just a meme?
>>73576102
is it just me or would far left look like a standard non-numale metal guy if he hadnt got those fucking hipster glasses
>>73576101
I didn't say they were bad. Souvenirs is good but totally prancing homogay.
>>73576072
Violet Cold?
>>73576116
no, but a lot of people that get upset over use of the word seem to think so
>>73576119
He's in the far left, he already lost
>>73576141
I mean yeah the term itself got turned into a meme, but numales are a very real thing.
>>73576072
PRobably this >>73576128
The album is Anomie.
>implying this isn't the gayest
Just look at all of that fucking blackgays.
>>73575995
Yeah
Faghammer - Anal Altar
https://mega.nz/#!zFcQHTLK!DTIoThfTf438l7Wef7-WyIirv-22RYshjOnkNiUXnIc
>>73576072
Amesoeurs was pretty poppy at times
Summer is a good time for gay metal desu
>>73576128
Yeah that was it
Post the gayest album you know
>>73576185
ironic gayness don't count
>>73576178
>those track names
that can't NOT be ironic also
>>73576201
Listen to the tracks. They don't seem ironic.
You have 10 seconds to name a more reddit metal artist
>>73576201
IT's not ironic
http://fuckyeahqueermusic.tumblr.com/post/12347119693/fyqm-reviews-anal-altars-faghammer-ep
>>73576199
>>73576199
already posted, my dude
>>73576037
>>73576213
HHH
>>73576199
>>73576213
Mac DeMarco of metal
>>73576213
Of all time: Freddie Mercury
Still alive: Dave Grohl
>>73576282
>either of them
>metal
>>73576257
I kinda like the album with an ocean on it (cannot remember the title).
I'm so sorry /metal/.
post/r8 week
>>73576299
The Long Goodbye?
desu I like AAFCC, but you have to reeeeaaally be in the mood for it as it gets repetitive fast
>>73576294
I somehow skippe the "metal" between "reddit" and "artist". I guess no one tops the Dev then
Which album should I play Mount and Blade besides that liturgy one?
>>73576324
come again?
>>73576324
>besides that liturgy one?
Playing Liturgy along with Mount & Blade, assuming you mean the game, is fucking sinful.
Play Bathory, war metal, Bolt Thrower, something manly and warful. Fuck, even Manowar.
>>73576312
Yeah that's the name. And they do require the proper mood as it's the same shit over and over.
>>73576324
If you're doing anything other than speed metal or war metal you're doing it very wrong, anon. Please rethink your behavior.
>>73576302
+ Molested, best Smiths album
>>73576350
>>73576375
>Not playing fanfare on repeat
>>73576302
+ Scorn, Deicide, Wolfbrigade, Tom Waits
>>73576302
I think I fucked up.
>>73576302
+C93, Bach, Molested, X Japan, Deicide, Conqueror
>>73576467
+Terrorizer, Nile, Cannibal Corpse, Suffocation
>>73576469
+Trap Them, Lykathea Aflame, Deathspell Omega, The Angelic Proces
>>73576467
+Terrorizer, Gorgasm, Broken Hope, Severe Torture, Suffocation
>>73576469
+Lykathea, The Angelic Process
>>73576571
how did nickelback get on there aside bathory and celtic frost
what's some good Insect Warfare-core (mad grindcore blastbeats with groovy breakdowns here and there)
scenegirl anons I summon you
>>73576651
I wanted to see if their newest album was as bad as I thought it was
And it turns out it's one of the worst things I've heard in my fucking life, never again
>>73576681
>never again
you did that on purpose
>>73576674
not a scenegirl anon but you might like Death Toll 80k, Excruciating Terror, Assuck, Phobia and of course Napalm Death
>>73576571
++ Diocletian, Last Days of Humanity
+ Gronibard, Toxic Holocaust, Celtic Frost
dunno what to think about stealth Nickelback
>>73576582
+ Imprecation, Disetomb
>Sodom
>>73576946
thats what im saying >.<
What are some other sludge metal bands that are similar to Melvins?
>>73576737
The Nickleback is just self harm man
>>73577044
>sludge
t.
>>73576302
>>73577066
Sheeeeit
Please rate my 10 song playlist:
1) Cobalt - Gin
2) Black Monolith - Dead Hand
3) Code Orange - Bleeding the Blur
4) Indian - Directional
5) The Body & Thou - Beyond the Realms of Dream, That Fleeting Shade Under the Corpus of Vanity
6) Revenge - Nihilist Militant
7) Chelsea Wolfe - Iron Moon
8) Hopelorn - Only for Ourselves
9) Celeste - Un miroir pur qui te rend miserable
10) Converge - Jane Doe
I know Converge is out of place but I can't find a suitable replacement. Suggestions?
remember when Mike Smith from Suffocation recorded a shitty rap album?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfLE5YE3_rY
>>73577210
>>73577210
it's like you're asking for it at this point
>>73577227
Embarrassing
>>73577255
>>73577273
I don't get it. I know the 't' is the tumblr logo but I don't get it.
So this is the band Agalloch plagiarized
They had over 20 years to get their shit together and still sucked
@73577305
that's some hardcore baiting you're offering us
>>73577311
10*
Does /meal/ like Body Count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djb3YbRMWGU
>>73577340
the only meal bands with niggers in them that are good are Suffocation and Blasphemy
>>73577453
I would unironically let Caller of the Storms fuck my wife
>>73577511
he's an honorary Aryan, really
Post GOOD black metal only.
https://youtu.be/_eL_roSSe_Q
>>73577550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Bll0__MK8
>>73577453
what about Mystifier
>>73575995
Violet Cold's whole discography
My favourite metal bands are Gojira, Leprous and Protest the Hero, what else should I listen to?
>>73577678
the sound of semen drying inside your ear canals
>>73577511
Man he's white
>>73577678
the sound of the thighs of an african american man slapping againt your sister's butt
>>73577678
Between the Buried and Me you cum-gargling degenerate
>>73577678
Cult of Luna, Cynic, Isis, Native Construct, the list goes on
>>73577678
the sound of anuses tearing apart
Post albums similar to this
or just Black Metal from this year
>>73577733
have you checked out the rest of their discography
>2004
JUST
Crack-Up is so fucking awful. What does that have to do with metal though?
>>73577747
Yes, I love Death Fortress
>>73577754
it has to do with my digits
>>73577754
>Crack-Up is so fucking awful
No it isn't. Clean your ears, pleb.
>>73577779
lol
>>73577777
checked
>>73577752
the only dm band that more cancerous than any deathcore shit
>>73577550
>>73577733
fuck off blackies post power metal
r8 my last 30 days
>>73577813
What if I like black metal and power metal
What's the hardest album ever?
>>73577777
Death Fortress is confirmed loved
>>73577841
then check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzQfvyaVrmY
>>73577852
the album of my dickpics
>>73577839
++ cheap trick
didn't molotov have connections some mexican gang or terror organistation?
Is The Locust metal?
>>73577839
dadmetal/10
r8 my week
yes I know not enough metal
>>73577868
I also like Stormlord but thanks
>>73577892
The Locust is more importantly absolute trash
>>73577841
the check this out
>>73577920
I like them too anon
>>73577777
wow wasted
>>73577950
Death Fortress is better than your favorite band
My least favorite metal bands are Dream Theater, Anthrax and Arghoslent. What should I listen to?
>>73577981
>Death Fortress is better than Babymetal
Objectively and subjectively false on both mateiral and immaterial levels
>>73577919
I can totally understand why you think that, but still there's something about that I like, I don't know why
>>73578002
faggospheric black metal
>>73578002
Violet Cold
>>73578002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP9EDK-NZU8
>>73578002
Is that Spino?
Now why would someone post Spino in /metal/?
we like melt banana in here
What do you guys think of Shrinebuilder?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7dArwDri4Y
Yeah, I'm a Drone man myself. Earth, Boris, ... the list could go on.
>>73578043
no we don't
>>73578043
you must be lost
>>73578020
Unironically this over and over again
In all seriousness Crack Up is probably the AOTY
>>73578040
same reason you'd post this
>liking death metal
>>73578080
I dunno. A Crow Looked At Me is tough to beat
Yeah, I'm a Drone man myself. Sunn O))), Sunn ■]]], Sunneater ((O)), (((...))), the list could go on.
Moon C(((
>>73578102
drone is not metal
Do you guys have a thrash chart? Thrash was the first genre I seriously got into when I was 13, so I never really asked about it here, but I'm sure I missed some hidden gems. I discovered Num Skull's Ritually Abused only today and I have a thrash craving now (doesn't have to be deaththrash).
post album covers that make you laugh
Do not fucking test me nu-males. Now give me some real reccs before I waddle up to you and piss in your ass.
>>73578133
and metal is not music
Your point is?
(((drone)))
>>73578093
>not liking death metal
Is Blind Guardian the best power metal band?
>>73578133
>>73578145
the list could go on
>>73578137
please respond
>>73578137
>>73578002
>>73578143
I'm seriously confused. When did spinocuck become a meme here?
>>73578201
>http://www.metalstorm.net/users/list.php?list_id=1233
>>73578182
no
>>73578204
>no Hexenhaus
>no Obliveon
>Coroner's second least technical album
>fucking Black Fast
go away
>>73578139
this unironically
>>73578248
>unironically
what makes you think >>73578139 was being ironic? Or is "unironically" the new "literally"?
>>73578265
legitimately is the new literally
As a non american I say that american and british music is overrated
>>73578289
unironically is the new legitimately
>>73578224
"No"
>>73578297
>american
legitimately right
>and british
unironically wrong
>>73578215
Where is Black Flag?
>>73578297
As an Anglo of distinguished taste I say that you and your cultural products are irrelevant
Is Iron Maiden in 2017 worth spending 200$+ to see?
weeb glam will save metal
>>73578346
In the trash where they belong
>>73578357
Fuck no
>>73578357
That had better be front row price
>>73578373
>>73578382
It's balcony to the side of stage
And this is the setlist for their current tour
If Eternity Should Fail
Speed of Light
Wrathchild
Children of the Damned
Death or Glory
The Red and the Black
The Trooper
Powerslave
The Great Unknown
The Book of Souls
Fear of the Dark
Iron Maiden
Encore:
The Number of the Beast
Blood Brothers
Wasted Years
>>73578357
only if you bring your gf
>>73578420
>that many songs off The Book of Souls
what is the metal equivalent of Despacito?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk
what's the nu-male AOTY?
>>73578461
idk, what does it sound like?
>>73576302
more slam and brutal death fro this week again
>>73576302
c-can I get a r8 >>73577899
>>73578507
spic reggaeton trash that managed to surpass 2 billion views on jewtube somehow
>>73578510
I bet your room smells like cat piss and weed
>>73578551
don't own any cats and i don't smoke weed in my house
Find a flaw.
>>73578561
nu-male
>>73578561
meme album
its fanbase
nu-metal influences
>>73578561
/metal/ got a hold of it and now it'll never be un-memed
What went right?
>>73578461
Attila - What about that life
Why are there so few people who like both death metal and deathcore? I love death metal and hate deathcore, but you'd think that two genres that to an outsider sound exactly the same would have some fan crossover.
>>73577800
it really is, you fucking edgy numale.
>>73578655
Because -coreshit isn't metal and people who unironically enjoy it need to kys
>>73578655
you seem new here
>>73578655
>to an outsider
That's the key to your answer.
>>73578655
Think about this
Do you honestly think a person can simultaneously like Left Hand Path and Jane Doe?
>>73578711
good post
>>73578711
faggots come in all shapes
>>73578711
Yeah, I do.
>>73578711
Well, I do
>>73578711
>Jane Doe
>deathcore
>>73578711
Left Hand Path and Loveless don't sound alike and I'm sure many people here like both.
>>73578139
This one is funnier.
>>73578771
>deathcore
>metalcore
same shit no difference they both suck shit
>>73578655
because it's shit
If you like Jane Doe you are a tool
>>73578711
I like both Galloping through the battle ruins and Bricks are Heavy
sue me
>>73578668
>liking chamber folk is edgy now
what did he mean by this
>>73578786
That cover's tr00 as fvkk though
If you like Tool you're a nobody and probably a chick
>>73578785
I'm one of them tbqh
>>73578872
same
but unlike jane doe, those are good albums
>>73578871
w/e man open your third eye
>>73578871
My dad is Nordic as fuck but he listens to Tool and Rage Against the Machine
>read first 15 posts
is this the designated ironic nu-male shitposting thread?
>>73578871
I used to like them
>>73578903
opening the third eye is gay slang for prepare your anus
no thank you
>>73578914
How new are you?
Post a more aesthetic looking band
>>73578953
you mean bald right?
>>73578953
>generic skinheads in black hoodies
are you being ironic/illegitimate
>>73578953
>all bald
>all wearing black
>All wearing same jacket over hoodie
Armored Saint Madhouse > Anthrax Madhouse, y/n?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEFFOXsOi-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGHsxMqpL0c
>>73578978
Power of good > Power of evil
as a whole
>>73578953
what the FUCK is a nu-male and why do people keep calling me that
>>73578953
>>73579002
a) google it you manlet
b) because you are, you cucked lib
>>73579002
It's obviously you, you fucking nu-male.
>>73579002
t.nu-male
>>73579019
>>73579022
>>73579024
so this... is the power... of reddit
Arghoslent is the ultimate nu male repellent.
>>73579055
>;_; n-no u
t. little dick
>>73579059
We've been over this. Only edgy teens who'll soon outgrow their rebellious phase listen to DragonForce with harsh vocals
>>73579059
More like "anyone with good taste" repellent
>>73579059
What is this racist shit?
>>73579091
>>73579098
>>73579113
NU-MALES OUT
>>73579113
Why are you answering your own question in your question?
>>73578953
*blocks your path*
>>73579124
>;_; but m-muh bloodline
>>73579098
>>73579091
>>73579113
Anyone who shittalks Arghoslent is a literal anti racist with shit taste.
It's such a perfect way to see how many nu males are in /metal/ at a given time.
Altar Of Plagues is probably the only good atmoshit/numale band.
>>73579162
sure thing white knight
>>73579173
Forteresse tho
>>73579173
>>73579178
>not Obsequiae
>>73579162
t.nu-male
>>73579162
Arghoslent is boring melodeath
>>73579173
As long as you don't go beyond 2011
>had two scoops of ice cream
metal for this feel?
Why do you guys always have to ruin these threads with shitty memes
>>73579202
proge, since it's the whitest metal of all, and minorities are largely lactose intolerant
>>73579162
arghoslent is pop music
>>73579230
I think you misunderstand the intended purpose of these threads
>>73579202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4B1nFAp1U8
Help me finish this song:
<"ROOTS BLOOODY ROOOTS!!"
>>73579230
Excuse me, what was there to ruin in the first place?
>>73579232
>proge, since it's the whitest metal of all
>>73579246
STICK YOUR FINGERS INTO MY
>>73579197
There is no melodeath like Arghoslent, and only anti racists nu males hate them.
Whats some good grind with a lot of blast beats? Been binging on Nasum and Magrudergrind.
>>73579246
not sure but it sounds like it might be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-LIuujqnIo
>>73579265
>There is no other meodeath like Arghoslent
Good
Arghoslent is just Dragonforce with harsh vocals and Running Wild riffs
>>73579267
>grind with a lot of blast beats
are you being illegitimate
>>73579261
ROOOOTS!
>>73579265
>hate
no one gives enough of a shit about meloslant to hate them
>>73579299
YOU SUFFER
>>73579316
LIKE RATS
>>73579332
ASS
/meal/, indulge me if you could
I was wondering what it is about deathcore that you guys find off-putting and horrible. I don't like it myself either, but I find a lot of it stemming from the remnants of a trve-metal only kind of mindset: more reactionary than rational.
This kind of borders on confirmation bias, but what is it about deathcore that you guys hate? Is it the way songs are written? The aesthetics of the bands themselves? Or the scene that the fans of these bands create? Is it just plain boring to you?
Really, I wanna know.
Why arent there more metal bands with a positive.attitude like Thou?
>>73579316
this isn't ND microdick
>>73579336
tl;dr
>>73579267
redundancy aside, you might dig Rotten Sound, Gadget, Wormrot, Insect Warfare, Yacopsæ and "Putrefaction in Progress" by Last Days of Humanity for the logical conclusion to blast beats
>>73579336
Yes
>>73579346
BLOODY ROOTS
wow this thread turned to shit quick
>>73579346
ONE THING
Worst album of 1990 right here
90% of Czech bands suck anyways
MULTI
>>73579364
>turned
that implies it started its life not being shit
>>73579383
4/10 post
>>73579364
BUT WHY SHOULD I CARE?
>>73577777
god bless
>>73579395
It was actually kinda decent early on
>>73579383
noose yourself
>>73575959
Why is Panopticon regarded as nu-male tier BM?
>>73579417
The only good bit was when we were making fun of Astronoid
>>73579426
socialist faggotry
>>73579364
This general is the worst place on the entire internet to discuss music. The thing is, metal elitism used to have some fairly clear and consistent guidelines, now its just ironically spouting "numale" at literally everything. Refer to pic related. Its both pathetic and hilarious.
>>73579426
generic atmoshit, worse than cascadian crap
>>73579473
There is literally nothing wrong with The Body or Thou
>>73579473
>the worst place on the entire internet to discuss music
t. never been to either metalsucks or the MA forums
>>73579489
The chart is just troll shit dude, what it really comes down to is listen to whatever the fuck you want and if you're secure enough in your masculinity nothing a few strangers says on the internet will make a fucking difference
>>73579336
It's the metal equivalent of shitty rap. If you want good metal listen to the classics. Metal has been dead since 1995.
>>73579473
hold the fort
how did organ get there and why
>>73579489
WOOO
WOOO
>>73579473
Tons of great albums in this chart
don't know why you guys spam bigoted racist shit
>>73575959
Panopticon is a legitimately great project, the last three albums have been amazing. Alot of the other stuff hes involved in like pic related are great too
>>73579516
>Metal has been dead since 1995.
t. born in le worng genetnertationxd xDDD
>It’s kind of paradox. I mean, this whole black metal scene, with all these rules and kind of fashion police [laughs] coming out from this very individualistic and free-thought type of philosophy. So, for me, I think, in my own mind, what I do now musically is still black metal. For me, it comes from the same source. So, to me, black metal is not a type of guitar sound played at this or this speed with screeching vocals. For me, black metal is an attitude and an atmosphere. For me, Diamanda Galás’ ‘Plague Mass’ is just as black metal as any BATHORY album.”
>>73579495
I would rather take pleb tier discussion over fucking useless meme spamming
>>73579473
>the worst place on the entire internet to discuss music
So where would you recommend?
Every other place is just the same bands being talked about or they're super slow with barely any members
I remember when this general used to circlejerk over Panopticon, Thou and The Body. What the fuck happen
Reminder only nu males hate Arghoslent.
>>73579518
whoa
I've been looking at that chart every other general for months and never realised it's there
that makes no sense, I didn't even know it was that well known. It's a fucking demo for fuck's sake
>>73579542
> with all these rules and kind of fashion police [laughs] coming out from this very individualistic and free-thought type of philosophy
Hes absolutely 100% correct. Faggy poseurs playing halloween with their ebin corpse paint BTFO
>>73579550
>pleb tier discussion
that's the least of their problems
>>73579554
we woke now, we only listen to arghoslent and flex our muscles while thinking of ways to preserve our bloodline
>>73579554
When that one dude came in and started spamming the forest rock meme years ago we got a p big and lasting split between atmoshitters and riff fags
>>73579554
Blame /pol/
>>73579554
we literally never circlejerked the body and thou
>>73579553
>same bands being talked about
Unironically Reddit, they ban the discussion of popularly discussed bands for that very reason. Hate on it, but this general is shit unless you manage to catch it early in the morning before the kids get on and start shit posting memes.
>>73579587
>He doesn't remember when Heathen was posted all the fucking time
m8
Isn't Thou always a SJW band?
>>73579588
>Unironically Reddit
Alright, forget I asked for your opinion then.
>>73579588
>This general is the worst place on the entire internet to discuss music. I want to go to a place where they ban the discussion of popularly discussed bands.
New thread
>>73579625
>>73579608
>le reddit is bad meme
They actually talk about music there my dude
Is atmoshit literally a /meal/ invention? I never heard that "meme" being used anywhere else
>>73579653
Yes
You will not find people with such massive hatred for Agalloch and Neurosis anywhere else
>>73579653
You mean the term or the style? The term's definitely ours
>>73579675
I honestly don't get how people at the very least don't enjoy at least the first half of The Mantle
https://rehashed.bandcamp.com/album/government-cheese-2
quality crossover thrash