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first for weed

Give me some good metal to get fucked in the ass to

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22Ij520gb20

holy shit this is good

>>73486351
ok

My favourite Immortal cover , I wonder if my CD arrives today?

>>73486334
see >>73486321

>>73486372
You can't hide your shame from me anon, I see your mistakes

>>73486372
honestly I think Sleep would kill the vibe

Just broke up with my gf of 8 years, here i am in my car trying not to cry like a bitch but i can't even fall asleep. What is some good metal to distract my mind?

>>73486400
Pissgrave and Teitanblood played at the same time

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>genre: melodic death metal

>>73486400
Artery Eruption - nutting all over your distorted, downsyndrome face

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>>73486400

>>73486353
tried shilling this like a year and a half ago

real good shit but their full length didn't hold up for me

>>73486432
Yeah, unfortunately the EP is a lot better

There needs to be more Arghoslent worship

>>73486397
What if you were REALLY high and like were playing it on some fantastic speakers so you could feel the crushing weight of the music course through you while your ass is being viciously pummeled by some massive cock sending you into the throes of ecstasy?

>>73486380
You're a selective context and also bent

>>73486445
And then Pike bellows out BEEEEELEEEEEIIIVERRRRRRRRRRRR right as your bull nuts in your ass?

I could definitely see the appeal.

>>73486476
What

>>73486445
that would be pretty fuckin gay

>>73486491
for you

>>73486490
You're a selective context and also bent

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>>73486315
What is the metal equivalent of Kid A?

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>>73486860

>>73486315
Best Metal Ever Did: Thin Lizzy Emerald


Currently: What is Mike Patton doing now?

>>73486901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpdcT8kyP1U

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is this nu-male

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>getting fat and haven't had sex in three years and probably won't anytime soon
meal for a feel?

>>73487017
slam

>>73487017
i got somethin 4 u my friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utTN4LWYfYg

>>73487017
tool

>>73487017
I'm at 7

>>73487099
im at 27 nigga

>>73486400
Beherit - Engram

>>73487109
might as well become a wizard then

>>73487144
probably will, but 3 years is a long time. i might find a desperate spinster who wants kids by then

CAUSE THERES A RUOT IN THE DUNGEON

>>73487011
>that cover
without a doubt

>>73487269
bitchin album

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Post anti nu-male core

>>73487289
crews r the biggest nu-males in existance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WetSwbxj4tQ

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What does this shirt say?

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>>73487468
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We ask you, as our customers, to keep an eye on the progress and growth we make as the first leader of World food industry and share your ideas on our development with us.

>>73487468
the [something] torch of death's misery

>>73487499
burning maybe?

>>73487499
>>73487520
Thanks

>>73487468
I’ve finally died at the age of 70 and I didn't work a single day in my entire life.

I leached off my parents until I was about 56 and then I married the ugliest girl I could find. My father died almost immediately after this, then my sister died pretty soon after this as well.

I continued being a NEET and my ugly wife picked up a job as a textile worker. This went on until I was 62 and then I became addicted to illicit drugs and alcohol. Eventually I died when I was 70.

I was a completely useless, a thief, a drug addict, and I didn't work a single day in those 70 years

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Anyone know any good religious themed metal bands? Preferably pro religion, particularly christian themed bands that are pro it.

>>73487817
Theocracy and Antestor

>>73487817
Wytch Hazel are a good Traditional Metal Band.

https://youtu.be/XTEaWijlrPw

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as nu-male and great as it gets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A-IoOEPbUs&list=PL2wb3ySRTm0I0m6hbKQOYUwlxRuOP2Cs_

>>73487729
Is this the life of Bobby Liebling but instead of having a hot gf he has an ugly gf?

Is it possible for music to be neither Nu-male nor anti-nu-male?

>>73487904
yes, not metal

>>73487910
So only metal can be nu-male in the first place?

>>73487928
the music isn't what's nu-male, it's the artists and audience. men that listen to shit like taylor swift are also generally nu-males

>>73487940
So wouldn't this imply that if you listened to the music purely for the music and couldn't give less of a fuck about the artists or the general audience of who likes it, you wouldn't be a nu-male?

>>73487817
Crimson Thorn, Living Sacrifice

Does anyone have access to the fabled antifa music blacklist? Sounds like a great place to pic up metal recs.

>>73488041
Antifa has a music blacklist now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRTGhOisN5g

look at this embarrassment
dat drums/guitar mistempo

>>73488056
I've heard it reference in a couple places, but I haven't seen it personally. Hence, "fabled".

>>73488081
I could see them making something like that, but it sounds pretty fucking funny.

Alls I know is bands that are associated with them at least somewhat, like Book of Sand

>>73488092
>I could see them making something like that

I think it pretty much has to exist, because they organize protests against a lot of bands and get gigs shut down.

>>73488059
>numale meeting 2017

>>73488122
Holy fuck really? I don't keep up with this side of politics very much

>>73488174
Yeah, I ignore it as much as possible but even I heard about it when they got a Marduk show cancelled.

>>73488202
Why the fuck do these people care? How the fuck does stopping some musicians further any cause they have? Are they this fucking dumb and opinionated?

>>73488228
Antifa are fascists. Don't expect anything from them but efforts to silence those who oppose their ideals.

[least nu-male]
Wagner operas
NSBM
USPM
NWOBHM
other trad/speed metal
OSDM & brutal death
grind with gore themes
J-power
glam
1st wave black
doom
folk
Europower
thrash
prog
2nd wave black
melodeath
-core
sludge
stoner
alternative
most 3rd wave/modern black
djent
grind with sociopolitical themes
DSBM
"post-metal" & blackgays
Animal Collective discography
[most nu-male]

>>73488296
NSBM literally breaks the nazis own rules for what is allowable in music, how is that least nu-male

>>73488296
you literally went full circle my dude

>>73488296
>sludge that low
Savannah sludge like Baroness and Kylesa is pretty nu-male, but the whole rest of the genre is pretty hipster proof. At least split it up into Southern sludge and other sludge.

>>73488296
>fixed list

[least nu-male]
pop
pop punk
melodic metalcore
melodic hardcore
[least nu-male]
Wagner operas
NSBM
USPM
NWOBHM
other trad/speed metal
OSDM & brutal death
grind with gore themes
J-power
glam
1st wave black
doom
folk
Europower
thrash
prog
2nd wave black
melodeath
-core
sludge
stoner
alternative
most 3rd wave/modern black
djent
grind with sociopolitical themes
DSBM
"post-metal" & blackgays
Animal Collective discography
"post-metal" & blackgays
DSBM
alternative
alternative emo
deathcore
J-power
grind with gore themes
OSDM & brutal death
trad/speed metal
NWOBHM
USPM
NSBM
[most nu-male]

>>73488373
Dumbass

>>73488373
I'm not sure if this is the best bait ever or if you just had a stroke.

>>73488373
>actual list

[least nu-male]
Things I like
Things I don't like
[most nu-male]

>>73488465
It's more like

[least nu-male]
Things I like
Things I don't care about
Things people I don't like like
[most nu-male]

>>73488488
accurate

BEWARE THE NU-MALES AND I'M A NU-NU-MAN

Failed to sleep early through the whole night
Wake up after 3 hours
Now I'm here listening to Queensryche at 5 A.M.

>>73488654
I feel asleep at 6:30pm and woke up at 10:45 pm get on my level

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what is the best first wave black metal album?

>>73488747
Parabellum - Sacrilegio

How can one band have more good riffs than all of the other bands in metal combined?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJoANg1jvUA#t=2m2s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fxFRS4d9O0#t=22s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnuckdJxyU8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWKh_k-dUxc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=190MVqJEGCY#t=2m20s

>>73487892
Ghost is true metal

>>73487892
>>73488886
>7mil views
>17 mil on another video

what the fuck? why is a traditional doom band so popular?

>>73488907
They're kind of like a Sabbath throwback but have enough of their own sound that they have value beyond just being a throwback band like Wolfmother or w/e

They also have cool imagery and lyrics. Papa is also quite a charismatic character.

Not surprised at all that they managed mainstream success.

>>73489029
https://www.reddit.com/r/Metal/comments/63fple/former_members_of_ghost_are_suing_papa_emeritus/?st=j46rhplq&sh=ddde9dd7

lel

the vocals are weak as fuck desu

>>73489040
okay?

Is 99% of /metal/ from usa? this is so dead

Anyone here write and record their own? I'm starting up a thrash band, and I'm curious of what /mu/ can write.

>>73489171
I'd say 40% of /metal/ from the US, not much more
another 40% are third-worlders, and the 20% left are from western europe

>>73486408
This

>>73489238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03nYDfjoPea
This is my rough recording I did tonight. Leaning more towards crossover thrash. No leads or vocals on this one yet.

Also, bumping the thread.

>>73489238
Atmospheric Black Metal with actual riffs and some Neofolk elements.

https://sehnflucht.bandcamp.com/releases

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Post fun covers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw2MkKsONHo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXIt2S25_Uo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIUi-lI6KvI

>>73489392
Sounds pretty good anon
reminds me of Speedtrap, with a touch of Razor

>>73489487
Not bad man, the vocals on the 1st track are a little weird, but I like it overall. Don't know much about atmospheric black metal though.

>>73489528
Thanks man, it's definitely one of the faster songs I've written. I'm gonna try following that sound more.

>>73489515
Hot for teacher is always fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8arM_6Zzrg

But here's more what you're looking for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwezyOQLCOs

Breaking the Law is JP's worst song, why is it their most popular?

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everything seems pointless to hear after hearing this album due to how good it is.
metal for this feel?

>>73487817
Trouble

>>73489666
>bori(ng)s

>>73488254
>their ideals.
>their

how much of an edgy fedorawearer do you have to be to not have condemnated fascism in 2017?

>>73489666
Are you this nu?

What was your previous knowledge in metal? Iron Maiden and Pantera?

>>73489658
Catchy and simple. I like the song, but I agree to an extent. It's like Black Sabbath's Paranoid being popular. Simple and catchy, easy to follow. JP did so much more than Breaking the Law.

I want some heavy lifting music. Suggestions?

>>73489724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0kl4qY9YOY

The heaviest band on earth.

>>73489707
Funnily enough their second best song is Painkiller, easily in the top 3 best songs they ever wrote.

>>73489515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mjf4QLWwkk&t=316s

>>73489733
Second most popular*

>>73489732
Oh boy Crowbar

>be me a few years ago
>never heard of 'sludge' metal, hear people talking about it
>google it, stumble across Crowbar
>huh, seems like an awesome heavy ass genre
>wonder what else is there
>see all the beta nu male shit that passes as sludge
>disappoint

>>73489733
Good songwriting is still good songwriting. Can't stop the Painkiller

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BONE-CRUSHING HEAVY METAL. BEWARE BABY!

https://open.spotify.com/album/2aa52YDatTyC1zS3lyRHhE

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>>73489491
+Darkthrone, Mayhem, Arckanum, Gorgoroth Judas Iscariot, Batlord, Summoning, Inquisition and Marduk
I see you have some Americans on your chart, have you listened to the bands from Black Twilight Circle such as Volahn, Ashdautas and Arzimenda? If you're into raw, a bit depressive black metal, you might dig 'em. Also, have you listened to Horna perhaps? You might dig 'em, too.

>>73489978
Spotify not available in my country :(

>>73490004
Check out bandcamp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZzTc1JUA8k

do you know any similar bands?

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>tfw only listen to japanese metal all this week

>>73490116
Ghost perhaps?

>>73489993
I'll look into it

>>73490126
You didn't forget to blast Amphibian, have you anon?

does anyone like the new igorrr album?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS7X5nuvjHo

i'd rather have another corpo mente one, heh

I've really been getting into black metal lately. Mostly entry level crap like Darkthrone, Burzum, and Mayhem's Deathcrush album. What are the best black metal albums?

>>73490263
Try Finland's, US's and France's scene next.

>>73490263
I like this one
https://youtu.be/jd2nCXS07Ps

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Is there any albums similiar to Slipknot Iowa? This is not a troll, im not a big fan of metal, but I love that album. I tried a lot of nu-metal albums but none of them is as heavy as this album, I also tried a lot of death metal albums but most of them are simply boring + almost always shit quality. I enjoyed Leprosy by Death and terra incognita by gojira though

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>>73490657
the only nu-metal you need

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>>73490657

>>73490657
Possessed's Seven Churches, Obituary's Cause Of Death, Bolt Thrower's Realm Of Chaos, Deicide's s/t and Napalm Death's Harmony Corruption.

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>>73487045
>when you want to be like your ghost waifu so much you actually kys after a spergy chimpout

>>73490263
Emperor - In the Nightside Eclipse is pretty good

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>grow up listening to prog rock
>get into metal
>listen to prog metal
>mfw

>>73490752
Gunsmith Cats is pretty good metal

Abbath is such a character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H6MYFC-f2w

>>73490492
also, does anyone have recs based on that album? I'm also a bm newfag

>>73490782
>Banger TV
d r o p p e d

>>73490263
Try Ved Buens Ende, Iperyt and Blacklodge

>>73490803
what's ur lastfm preacher

>>73489666
>tumblr
i just want nu-males to fuck off

if we follow the logic that the shittier metal is the less nu-male it is, then prog. metal must be the most true and manly subgenre right after glam

is this correct?

>>73490959
thrash from the 80's was the trvest shit

>>73490959
>assblasted nu-male metal afficionado tries to damage control his shit taste

>>73489704
You got a problem with Iron Maiden buddy?

>>73490959
>they're still going at it with this nu-male meme
boy oh boy, you lads need some new and fresh memes ASAP

>tfw no one else is an OG wigger

>>73490970
t. glamfag who spends more time posting about glamshit than what he actually spends listening to it

>>73490984
/metal/ memes have been stagnant for months now.

>>73490988
I don't even listen to glam but I can tell a nu-male when i see one

>>73490984
t. nu-male

>>73489692
lol

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>>73491005
fight me irl and see what happens bich

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>>73490959
>if we follow the logic that the shittier metal is the less nu-male it is
nobody does this

now go listen to ulver you fucking nu-male

Any love for Insomnium?

>>73491029
>nobody does this
that's exactly what /metal/ does you nu-male pleb
this place has no clue what trve music is

>>73486400
Type O Negative - October Rust

>>73491032
you're gonna get shit on bud
but I like them

>>73490986
not everyone can be that patrician

>>73491032
Best melodeath band

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>>73490752
>>73490959
>implying Leprous won't drop the AOTY again

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So I found out why Snorre still hasn't put out a new THORNS album in 15+ years

If you check out his youtube channel, you'll find out that he's subscribed to a bunch of let's play channels and that most of his "liked" videos are Battlefield 4 gameplay vids.

STOP WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE PLAY VIDEO GAMES, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND START MAKING INDUSTRIAL BLACK METAL AGAIN YOU LAZY NORWEGIAN FUCK

>>73489701
t. nu-male

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Jesus what the fuck happened to this place?
It used to be one of the only decent generals on /mu/ with on topic discussion and now it's just ANUS/DMU lite with Metallum rejects shitposting about nu-males and hating acclaimed music.
It has been like this for at least 2 years and it seemed to get better but after Terminal Rdux this general was broken beyond fixing.
I only drop here once a week now and it's still as pathetic as ever.

>>73491672
let's make /meal/ great again

>>73491672
If everyone posting the word nu-m_le was instantly permabanned this general would improve in less than a day

>>73491659
IT CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS

Also, I completely agree, we need another album that's great as Thorns's s/t was.

>>73491672
shitposting certainly outweighs discussions by a huge margin, but the biggest problem is that the quality of shitposts here dropped significantly.

>>73491737
Unironically this. We at the very least need some stupid word filter for all nu-male variants but I wouldn't mind an automatic ban.

>>73491770
>the biggest problem is that the quality of shitposts here dropped significantly
Also this. These generals have literally been just "t. nu-male" for god knows how fucking long.

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>>73491642
*blocks your path*

>>73487017
>Invited
>excited
>eh
>eh

>>73490315
>Finland
Lol
>France
Lol
>US
HAHAHAHA

he didn't ask for death metal bud

>>73491873
>What's Black Twilight Circle, Inquisition and Judas Iscariot
>What's Satanic Warmaster, Beherit, Archgoat, Behexen, Clandestine Blaze
>What's Deathspell Omega, Peste Noirre and Les Légions Noires

>>73491900
You posted like 2 good bands
Finn bm in particular is a joke

Greek, Swedish, and Canadian scenes are far better

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>>73491863
Oh Waiter! I'd like to order now.

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>>73491863
>this is a Norwegian """""metal""""" band in 2017

Guys I thought I hated melodeath, the majority of it I have heard was an instant turn off ( In Flames is terrible and cheesy in a way I don't find fun or interesting but cringey) but just recently listened to Heartwork by Carcass and loved it, In fact I listened to it 5 times in the last three days.

What's some more actually good melodic death metal?

>>73492479
Edge Of Sanity

>>73492479
Hypocrisy. And literally nothing else. The Final Chapter and Abducted is a good start.

>>73492479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fTO3efYgQw

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why is this so good, retarded grungeleta killing 90's glam

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is there a way to headbang without experiencing severe pain the day after?

ROCK NOW, ROCK THE NIGHT

>>73487817
Fit For A King is some pretty fun christian metalcore.

>>73492840
TILL EARLY IN THE MORNIN LIGHT

>>73492828
Killing yourself before the next day comes

>>73492925
good advice, thanks!

Ok I just popped a boner to an Anal Cunt song what the fuck

>>73493026
but that's vanilla af

>>73492479
What In Flames and Dark Tranquility albums have you listened to

>>73492479
t. nu-male

>>73493206
In Flames - The Jester Race

And never listened to Dark Tranquility

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lads, chose metal and try to put /metal/ in the high scores on this
http://daily.redbullmusicacademy.com/specials/2016-album-art-iq/#

>>73493316
>The Jester Race
Well they only get worse from there

>never listened to Dark Tranquility
Check the Gallery

>>73491863
>Doctor Ihsahn, we are Leprous

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/the-100-greatest-metal-albums-of-all-time-w486923/

>>73493085
Yeah it's vanilla but that still doesn't excuse popping a boner to a song about kicking pregnant women in the stomach

>30 degrees outside
>miniskirts filled with plump butts everywhere
glam for this feel?

>>73493400
>Rolling Stone

Ha...
Ha ha..
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HahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahakkkkkk hh

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>>73493440

>>73493477
The list is actually pretty good HAHAHAHAHA

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>>73493488
good choice anon, but you need to go sleazier

>>73493400
Much much better choices then I would have guessed overall, but the order they are ranked in is just fucking wow.

>>73493340
Little over 2 million

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This better be good if they're gonna go with Entombed worship

pinnacle of masculinity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ_dFOsR7Yg

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>>73493340
That was easy

>>73490967
This and only this
Long live thrash

>>73493605
fucking kek

>>73492555
This, their early oldschool Swedish Death Metal is good shit too

Wrong Leak to Fuck With

>>73493340
>tfw only got 1,550,552
It's ok I guess

>>73493605
luh-mao

>>73492545
>>73492555
>you will never get your album produced by Peter Tägtgren and Dan Swanö

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>>73493715
>http://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Gorement/Within_the_Shadow_of_Darkness_%E2%80%93_The_Complete_Recordings/348166/Hildsvfar/119052
>My first recommendation to anyone about this release: track down the Necroharmonic release Darkness of the Dead. Dan Swanö's remastering sounds okay at first, until listening back to any earlier mastering. It's basically just a boost in the low and high frequencies, which weren't really necessary. He seemed to accentuate everything like high end hissing that didn't need to be in it, and.. I kid you not... go to 2:02 of the “Exhume to Consume” live Carcass cover... you can hear a Microsoft Windows noise. He also cut short the first second of the drums in “My Ending Quest,” which just confused the hell out of me when I first heard it.
>I kid you not... go to 2:02 of the “Exhume to Consume” live Carcass cover... you can hear a Microsoft Windows noise.
>go to 2:02 of the “Exhume to Consume” live Carcass cover... you can hear a Microsoft Windows noise.
>you can hear a Microsoft Windows noise.
>can hear a Microsoft Windows noise.
>hear a Microsoft Windows noise.
>a Microsoft Windows noise.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET IT TOGETHER, SWANÖ, YOU FUCKING KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylUX9jr3Ynw

>>73493605
makes me proud of my /meal/

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>there will never be another amebix

Hi, can anybody recommend some punky death metal like Bastard Priest and Death Breath? Inb4 Autopsy|Abscess.

>>73493865
Tau Cross my man

>probably virgin forever
thanks metal

>>73493975
>having sexual desires like some fucking normalfag
I bet you listen to glam too, faggot

>>73493995
glam is too alpha for me, i prefer melodeath

>>73493975
We can fix that ;)

>>73490657
When the Kite String Pops- Acid Bath
Not even memeing its a must

>>73494007
You can't fool us, tranny.

>>73488907
members of ghost are/were well connected with high profile names in swe music biz so they got ridiculous amount of promotion

hype is/was insane for such mediocre performers

I KNOW SHE'S DEAD, HOT AND READY
RISE YOU FUCKING SLUT

>>73494181
>no (You)'s
further proof that i'm the most alpha man in this general

>>73494203
I didn't get any (You)s either, you beta nu-male cuck

>not yous

I'm always right.

>>73494203
>>73494209
>>73494215
ill bet you listen to numale metal like deafheaven you nigger numales

how do you guys like my bands newest song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N1vHuhjLhs

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>>73494181
>it's the nu-male meme

>>73494274
>he thinks its a meme
numale detected

>>73494274
>meme

its mimi now btw

>>73494181
>>73494286
>>73494312
Kill yourselves

>>73494326
angry nu male detected

>>73494326
r u angery???

>>73494326
t. got 6 (You)'s

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How do they do it, how do they make 16 albums with out making a single dud?

>>73494360
Actually they've all been terrible.

>>73494360
they suck dick

t. numale

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>>73494365
>>73494370

>>73494391
jk i thought theyre kinda good

Can I get some recommendations?

Some metal bands I like:

>Death
>Lykathea Aflame
>Pig Destroyer
>Heironymus Bosch

Also is there any good deathcore out there? I don't know anything about the genre, is there anything worth checking out?

>>73494404
>Also is there any good deathcore out there? I don't know anything about the genre, is there anything worth checking out?

No to all of these questions.

>>73494404
Check out Mithras, Despised Icon, AngelMaker, and Scott Hills' side projects.

>>73494434
scott hull i mean

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>>73494450
Will do, thanks nicca

>>73494466
no probs numale

>>73487817
Can't go wrong with Stryper.

Mayhem - excellent drums, excellent guitar, garbage vocals
Darkthrone - garbage drums, all the rest average, the most generic sound of all of the 2nd wave
Burzum - excellent vocals, best climate, fully defined the genre
Immortal - nice drums, generally ok but nothing extraordinary
Emperor - atmoshit
Enslaved - atmoshit but actually better one, decent band

Cringe

This converts the heathen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_oyRUEpMvc

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>>73494493
>Burzum
>Not atmoshit
>defined the genre

>>73494493
>Mayhem - excellent drums, excellent guitar, garbage vocals
>garbage vocals
The vocals on Mysteriis were fucking awesome, do you literally want the same generic buttblack vocals on every black metal album you fucking autist?
Also, Burzum is trash and everything you used to describe it is just a fancy way of getting around admitting that it's atmoshit.

>>73494493
but darkthrone pioneered bm of course they sound generic

>>73494493
how can one have taste this shit?

>>73494493
>darkthrone
>generic
They had the best and most intricate riffs and melodies of most of the bands in all of black metal. Most other bands were norsecore in comparison to how well-woven their guitars were into the wall of sound.

>>73494537
>darkthrone pioneered bm
u focking wot
Even Beherit was playing a well defined black metal sound on The Oath of Black Blood while Darkthrone was still a death metal band you fucking internet revisionist nu-male

>>73494493
>being this wrong
>you share a general with plebs like this

UGH

>>73494493
>Emperor and Enslaved are atmoshit
the fuck

>>73494493
Immortal clearly has the best riffs

>>73494576
darkthrone was undoubtedly one of the pioneers of bm and if you think otherwise youre a balding numale

>>73494593
No, they were hipster faggots who jumped on the black metal craze like trendy cocksuckers

>>73490263
My fav has to be A Blaze In the Northern Sky.

>>73494612
Yeah...

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>>73494592
this guy

>>73494612
so just like you....

>>73494627
>>73494637
Even Marduk was playing BM before Darkthrone
stick that up your ass and orgasm about that, nu-males

>>73494642
k but marduk and beherit werent pioneers. neither were burzum and mayhem

>>73494666
Shut up Satan
How can you pioneer something when somebody else was already playing a defined, fleshed out sound that was clearly ripping off the TRVE pioneer Bathory?

>>73494683
>he thinks deicide didnt pioneer bm
youve got new mail

>>73494493
this guy is right, only redditors disagree

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>>73494683
>bathory
>black metal

I just can't stop laughing

you guys only like darkthrone because of fenriz. they were never even that good.

>>73494683
Let's all stop kidding around here, Bathory was the only good black metal band ever. The fags in the second scene were just pretentious kiddies playing dress up. First scene was the only trve.

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>>73494699
>deicide

>>73494707
Stop samefagging

>>73493605
nice

burzum > darkthrone
this is a well accepted fact in the black metal community

>>73494728
>being a full blooded actual piece of new mail

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>>73494728
This was recorded in 1986 you double nigger

>>73494728
this guy gets it
>>73494735
he took the bait

>>73494735
Deicide and pretty much every person in metal who can play a guitar is objectively better than Euronymous

>>73494735
Hellhammer, Bathory and so on...
Euro confirmed for old school shitposter

>>73494735
I cant imagine Glen Benton in sweatpants let alone on a skateboard

>>73494742
*well accepted fact in the BLACKED metal community*

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AOTY?

>>73494742
Bands that are True Satanic Black Metal are Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf SS, Graveland, Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Burzum if you want, but you don't understand the real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal. You´re just a poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. None of you understand Wotanism and real Satanism, for you are all intellectually nothing but earthworms. You can't reach an elite level of Satanism, so why do you even dream about it? You do not understand real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal. You're just a poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but for Satanic Misanthropes. Our worldview is based on wotanic Hitlerism, on a personal level Satanic individualism, on collective level hitleric fascism. Without an understanding of the theoretical occultism, it is pointless to try to understand the wotanic worldview. Black Metal is for the elite. For true misanthropes.

>>73494817
>graveland
Good taste to whoever made this pasta

>>73494812
AOTY

>>73494735
To all the trendy hardcore people.... AAARRGGH

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>>73494817
>wotanic Hitlerism
every time

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>>73494839
it was made by finnish elite memers and translated

>>73491873
>mocking french bm scene

t. nu male

>>73494404
Atheist, Cynic, Opeth, Edge Of Sanity and Obscura.

>>73494881
Fuckin' Fins lmao

>>73494908
>liking French BM
t. nouveau male

>>73494881
thos fins are all insane

>>73494881
what does it say?

https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5419006

>>73494968
new Dying Fetus, forgot to say

>/metal/ is obsessed with nu-males when half of the general is third world shitters from r/the_donald

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>>73494478
>numale

I'm new here what does this even mean?

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>>73495023
We found out it was mostly Argies when the threads got made across different boards. Its worrying.

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>>73495023
The third world makes good metal at least

>>73495056
>argies
no way don't mentally ruin this general for me

>>73495047
effete hipster wimps with bad taste in metal

>>73495056
Argies, Ecuadorans, Chileans, Moroccans, Nips and a bunch of slavshitters too

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>>73495172
Truly the crème de la crème of humanity

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>>73495172
oh god no

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>>73495172
Is this going to be another it's everyone other than burgerposters

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>>73494493
FIXED YOUR ATROCIOUS LIST:

Mayhem - Poster boys of BM along with Varg, good riffs and drums, unique vocals. Not much material though.
Darkthrone - Atmospheric and very very minimalistic, competent bm.
Burzum - Has atmospheric shit and non atmospheric shit. Good melodies, unique vocals. Good use of minimal synth.
Immortal - The best riffs in 2nd wave BM from a technical/thrash standpoint. Very competent.
Emperor - Grandiose symphonic atmosphere, impressive structures on the first 2 albums. 2nd album is quite unique in black metal.
Enslaved - No comment didn't explore them much
Gorgoroth - Very good riffs on first two albums. Short and concise, very good at build up + reward on some songs.

>>73495207
>>73495211
>>73495213
the french and german posters are the biggest t.nu-male posters
the salvadoran(s) and ecuadoran(s) post raw black
the moroccan(s) posts weeb slam and pizza thrash
the southern cone posters are responsible for 90% of this general's memes, from Bjorn 'speed' Strid to >sodom
There's preacher who's a moortuguese
Burgers have glam, pantera and sludge posting
The animeland, czech and scandinavian posters are the only decent ones

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>>73495172
/metal/ consists of
>me, the only heterosexual white Swede left in existence
>that one Danish fucker I always manage to trigger
>/ourboy/ preacher from Portugal
>a handful of slavshits that exclusively listen to Pantera or southern sludge
>fatass Americans listening to hard rock/glam metal to vicariously live out their high school fantasies since they were forever alone virgins (still are today)
>irrelevant third worlders into weebslam
>dedicated shitposters from Argentina, Chile and Morocco who think they know what black metal is all about
>That one Jap who manages to be a weeb
>tfw no metal gf posters from the UK

>>73495355
>a handful of slavshits that listen to southern sludge
reporting in

>>73495355
there are at least 3 noticeable frenchfags

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>>73495352
>>73495355
well that explains why these threads are like this...

>>73495355
>irrelevant third worlders into weebslam
r-rude sensei

MOVE
>>73495452
>>73495452
YO
>>73495452
>>73495452
ASS
>>73495452
>>73495452

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"nu-male" count for this thread:

43 instances of "nu-male"
8 instances of "numale"
4 instances of "nu male"

for a grand total of 55

Average "nu-male" posts per thread: 33

>>73495352
>the southern cone posters are responsible for 90% of this general's memes, from Bjorn 'speed' Strid to >sodom
>sodom
American reporting in here, that was me that started the whole meme, I originally asked /int/ for a bunch of golden lels to use for shitposting on /mu/ because I thought the sodom joke was really funny. Then out of curiosity they all asked me what thread I was using them all on so I linked them that metal general back on New Years Day and they went crazy and it was all history from there. You can look it up on the /int/ archive.

>>73495511
Best poster

>>73495511
>not including the 5 instances in your own post

>>73490752
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRALEL LIIIIIIIIIINES

>>73491672
trolls ruining 4chan for the rest of us.

>>73494735
>the old black metal scene

wonder whatdid he mean by this

and then

>Bathory

wohooohohohoho, 1st wave deniers SMASHED THE FUCK OUT


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