/metal/

Sodom

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*BRRRAAAAAAAAAPPP*

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Glam feels

>>73472228
Glam and hair metal are my favorite genres by far. I wish I felt ashamed, but I don't.

>>73472260
you'll grow out of it when you get out of your "2 cool 4 blackies" phase

>>73472270
Ive been this way for almost 20 years. I'm beyond help.

They said that when I first started liking it when I was in high school... but now, here we are.

>>73472260
I just wish you would stop calling it metal, there is like two or three actual metal bands on that whole thing.
Please don't take it the wrong way (for some reason americans get extremely triggered when you say something isn't metal as if it improves anything or something) I really like some glam and hair from time to time, it is what got me into metal in the first place, but 80% of that just isn't.
Other day another glamposter posted a picture of a magazine which the guitarist of the band himself said he doesn't do metal, just hard rock, it was very embarassing.

reminder to not humor the handful of glamposters, they're the /meal/ equivalent of kpop or grimes posters

>>73472305
I still love traditional metal (Saxon a best), and most of my favorite hair bands lean toward 'metal', I.E. Skid Row, but I do like true glam bands like Tuff.

Can't we all just get along?

Why planetary duality is the last good tech death album? After that there are only copycat bands.

Hey /metal/, I'm really looking for anything with similar vibes to Meshuggah and Fredrick's Special Defects. I was recommended many "djent" bands but felt all of them sound like a non unique imitation of Fredrick's guitar sound with a lot of breakdowns and metalcore vocals.

>>73472404
Just putting it out there, people here are calling anything with aquanet hair glam, 80's power and thrash metal, new wave, visual kei, one day someone tried to pass Bon fucking Jovi as metal.
Just keep it metal related and nobody should have any problems, y'all still better than djentfags.

>>73472490
Well duh, it's not even a real genre it's just how they call that one meshuggah riff, the bands are all basically meshuggah worship.

>>73472300
Didn't ever like early ozzy n shit?
that's basically glam

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Friendly reminder that /mu/ is a Spit out the Bone community

http://www.strawpoll.me/11641305/

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how can other aotys even compete?

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>>73472765
wheres the leak senpai

>>73472603
Still do.

>>73472765
>impact font

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>>73472180
Remember when this album was mixed with absolutely everything?

>>73472517
>someone tried to pass Bon fucking Jovi as metal.
it's a meme you dip

>>73472833
its not in 320kbps but the slamz are still thicc and fat as ye mom
http://www52.zippyshare.com/v/gFBJZ5r8/file.html

>>73472841
is nothing to fuck with

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left or right

>>73472926
>look ma I posted it again

>>73472180
CHEESEBURGER

>>73472871

A R T
R
T

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>>73472926
right
right
left
left
left
right
right
left

>>73472765
cover looks shitty
>>73472926
The Satanist
Unquestionable Presence
Litourgiya
Bathory s/t
Paranoid
Dopesmoker
Terminal Redux
None So Vile

>>73472926
Right in all cases

>>73473087
t. punk as fuck altrighter

>>73472926
good night left side

>>73473204
To be fair, there are only three good albums on the left and just so happen to be paired with marginally better albums

>>73473216
ye, true

I'm back, back again

>>73473265
go away eminem

>>73473265
Peanut butter

>>73472926
>comparing terminal redux to sunbather
why?

right
left
left
right
right
right
right
left

>>73473305
the memeiest albums on here

Give me some metal that makes me feel like I'm slowly rotting from the inside out

>>73473320
silence

>>73473320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s29YH6cYzUM&t=338s

>>73473338
Idk if you're memeing or if you actually mean a band named Silence, which there are several of.

>>73473340
Volahn is fucking great

>>73473319
fair enough

musically, terminal redux is objectively good, and sunbather is the opposite. NEVER forget this anon

>>73473366
Aye, the bands from the Black Twilight Circle are pretty neat, Ashdautas and Arzimenda also deserve a mention.
>>73473374
Treminal Redux is a good fucking album, but I only said the memeiest because almost every discussion gets shot down by countless spam and so on.

>>73473397
I love black Twilight Circle dude, I own a few of their physical releases, I got the Tliltic Tlapoyauak vinyl set and it's really fucking awesome

>>73473418
Oh man, that's fucking great! I'm jealous a bit, desu.

>>73473437
Dude it's sick, the vinyl are all marbled black and silver, the box is really fucking nice, and then it comes with an artbook that has a page for each band and it's mostly filled with really kvlt aztec looking shit

>>73473397
DID SOMEBODY SAY TERMINAL REDUX

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I saw these guys this week end and I met a guy who told me this album is sludge metal, what should I do ?

>>73473397
>>73473780
>that thread from a few days ago which was spammed by covers of Terminal Redux

>>73473974
Tell him he's objectively wrong and if he refuses to acknowledge this go on your way like a normal fucking person

I've never been into metal but I just listen to this and it's fucking amazing, where can I find anything similiar?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bm5jm2joxuY

>>73474091
In Mourning
Edge of Sanity
Ne Obliviscaris
Enslaved
Riverside
Novembre
Leprous
Every post below is a shitpost

>>73474004
The trash

>>73474121
whoops

>>73474091

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>>73474121

>>73474121
Why, what's wrong with it? :o

Recc me some good death metal album to listen.
Bonus points if they are black or tech death.

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>>73472144

quick, post 10/10 albums.

>>73474200
>Well Bitch

>>73474187
Pyrrhon
Artificial Brain
Lvcifyre
Death Fortress
Abyssal
Muknal

>>73474218
keeekekekekekekekekek !!!!!!!!!!!

>>73474200
I liked their second album tbqhwyf

>>73474218
XD

>>73474261
better*

>>73474218
Epic

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R8 pic related. For me it's 7.5/10

>>73474200
how can that house stand on those tiny stilts?

>>73474261

I like you anon

>>73474289
Thanks you're alright too

I like that droned out spooky doom vibe Bell Witch gives off, they do a fucking great job at it and I don't know too many other bands with similar sounds

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>band's location is listed as "International" on the Metallum
>band only has one member and only has ever had one member

>>73472926
Right
Right
Left
Hard one, but I'm gonna have to say Right
Right for sure
Left all the fuckin way
Left even tho I dislike both albums
Right, both albums are good tho

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>>73474419
>4 way split
>It's all one man projects run by the same guy

>>73472926
Right

>>73474288
that's what makes so spooky

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>>73474436
It's not even that bad

>>73474547
I wasn't even aware of this lmao, I was thinking of some obscure Russian black metal thing that I can't remember the name to

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Post what you're blastin' lads

>>73474585
>skeletonbitch

>>73474606
>beletonskitch

>>73474606
Admittedly this is the only album I like by them, and I haven't listened to it for a long time.

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>7th KPN album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBBM-QUV5yM
YASSSSSSSSSSS

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give me some death meatl that sounds like it was made by people who are legitimately fucked in the head

>>73474790

are they actually gonna play Black Metal this time or is it another album for the bin?

>>73474886
http://militant.zone/kpn2017/
comeback to "L'Ordure à L'état Pur"
= less whining i guess

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cop or not?

>>73473048
Wow we literally disagree on everything, we should fight sometime lad

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>>73474941
only if it was this

>>73474941
just cop a rainbow flag cap

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>vocalist yells "GO" before the guitar solo

>>73472144
MEDIEVAL STEEL
CUTS YOU LIKE A KNIFE

>>73475044
WARRIORS ON THE BATTLEFIELD
LAYING DOWN THEIR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES
FOR STEEL

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>>73474812
!!!!!!!!!!

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>>73474941
>make deathcore great again
>implying it was ever great

Is there a genre more derivative and dead than metal right now? Holy shit this year has been embarrassingly bad so far while the decade itself has been meh at best, too. People used to bitch about the previous decade, but I can guarantee mention unique releases for every year of the 2000s. This decade it's been weak shit. The dominance of "nu male" approaches to metal (in other words overly gimmicky shit) has weakened metal too much to the extent where it doesn't have its unique flair as its own genre anymore. This year the only band with any talent releasing new shit is Pyrrhon, and even then chances are they aren't gonna go beyond the sound they already have.

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>>73475276
*blocks your path*

>>73475276
What do mean? This decade has been an improvement.

Anyone have recs for female-fronted power metal, something like Battle Beast or later Burning Point? Something cheesy and bombastic that doesn't take itself too seriously.

>>73475276
>Pyrrhon
literally nu-male garbage

>>73475331
Dark Moor

>>73475298
>outstanding pedigree of everyone involved in project
>take forever to release because vocalist is now a lazy prick
>not even a 2017 release
>severely watered down and limp sounding take on the works of those involved
>>73475319
How?

>>73475340
>licherally
Literally a newman

>>73475384
Yes i am reborn

>>73475368
Extermination Mass was officially released in March of this year, it was just released exclusively as an EP at NWN!'s show late last year. That release didn't even have the full 20 minutes on it, I've heard.

>>73475340
They have riffs, something to supplement the chaos in noise rock bits, and dynamics which are usually lacking in metal.
>>73475399
You think we didn't get to hear it last year? Shit leaked the day it was released at first. It was the full 20 minutes, just no 30 minute interview that I am not in the mood to listen to after being underwhelmed for this record I waited 3.5 years for.

>>73474530
underrated

>>73475507
>needing dynamics to give your poor widdle ears a break
numale detected

>>73475520
>being such a pleb that they want everything to be the same volume
How boring. Even OSDM albums have dynamics in there to change it up, but not as much. Dynamics can help make heavy music feel even more powerful.

>>73475552
>Dynamics can help make heavy music feel even more powerful.
t. opethshitter

nyogthaeblisz will always be heavier than your numale classics

>>73475568
>Opeth
Are boring as fuck.
>nyogthaeblisz
Are too one dimensional to have their intensity have any meaning.

>>73475552
>needing the music to have significant changes in volume in order to accommodate your ADD and mantaintain your attention
u r the pleb

>>73475581
>wanting to listen to the same old shit over and over again
>thinks dynamics change just means change in volume and not accommodating different riff types to give the ultimate riff experience
hahahahaha nope. That's boring, and implies music made for a listener not capable of paying attention/engage with the music.

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>>73474812
take your pick

Are Guns N' Roses metal? Legitimate question.

>>73474812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNafe8BFlC4

>why isnt the whole album as good as X song.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDOrfCha3M

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underrated af tbqh lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fuA2rKQp5o

>>73474982
And after that, we'd probably get a beer.

yo whats some good doom metal /meal/?

>>73476041
https://www.reddit.com/r/Metal/comments/11gcky/recently_found_doom_metal_would_love_your/c6m8le1/
I wish 4chan was half as helpful as reddit

>>73476026
No, fuck you.

>>73476102
It's not like there are charts for most of metal subgenres on the wiki, but oh wait, there are!

>>73476102
>waaah spoonfeed me
fuck off n00b

>>73476129
Aight, then.

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Who's this semen demon?

is it right to blame varg for the shitty atmoblack that tried to mimic his music?

>>73476420
Yes and no.

>>73476374
euronymous circa 1990

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>>73476005
>Tyrant

mah nigra

>>73476374
she was an old tripfag

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CIRCULL OF THE TYRUNNH

>>73475581
>>73475568
>>73475520
Lmao I bet you enjoy slam where every song sounds the same faggots

>>73476512
Obituary's cover is superior

>>73476102
liteally fucking entry level list
just ask wikipedia or google next if that list is such a discovery for you
also why does he mix trad with death/doom? typical leddit retads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbyItC7L-Fo
Looking for stuff similar to this and stuff like Kvelertak, black metal with a hardcore punk influence, any recommendations /meal/heads?

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I just realized: isn't is super cold all year round in Norway? Why do most photos of Euronymous feature him in low cut, cutoff tshirts? Wasn't he cold?

>>73476623
Spent most of his time indoors writing letters anyway, like a true sperg

>>73476604
Midnight
Tyrant (Swe)
Nekrofilth
Young And In The Way

>>73473974
>>73473974
That guy couldn't be more wrong. Autopsy is a quintessential death metal band. Sludge metal is slow, but it has more of a punk influence and a different attitude.

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Jucifer are the only sludge band I really like. What are some bands like Jucifer?

>>73476102
Yeah, but to find a post like that you have to wade through rivers of bullshit. And they don't even call you a nu male.

>>73476745
check out Swanp Slipknot

>>73476806
???

>>73472926
I am really torn on the last one

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Blackies will defend this.

https://insectrepellent.bandcamp.com/releases

>>73476776
Reddit has an upvote/downvote system for that. 4chan has miles more shit to wade through. Sure we got our charts, but when it comes to more particular recs, Reddit is much better.

>>73476840
he meant Cajun Disturbed

>>73476853
same desu

>>73476669
Exactly what I was looking for, thanks man.

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>>73476900
>Reddit is much better.

>>73476902
ebin meme my dude

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>>73476900
>I like reddit because it spoonfeeds me better because people are doing it for upboats rather than genuinely caring about the subject.

Fuck both 4chan and reddit, just fuck the entire Internet altogether. Trade tapes like true cult metallers.

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>>73472144
I think i got it this time.

>>73476931
A lot less time wasted on pointless shitposts that's for sure. Reddit's more efficient even with its ultimately flawed downvote system.

>>73477003
>no Adorior - Author Of Incest
Reddit wouldn't make this mistake.

>>73476889
Me personally find Orchid the best, but Morningrise mixed light and hard melodies even better and it's one of their best.
Also, what's black metal to do with Opeth?

>>73477005
>He thinks calling people nu males is a waste of time.
t. numale

I'm really tired of this sentiment that trolling and shitposting is a bad thing. What's the point in using the internet if you're not having fun? Pop another anti-depressant, you cuck.

>>73477005
Why are people so lazy as to not check out the fucking wiki charts? Spoonfeeding should not be welcomed, ever.

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>>73477088
>This post

>>73477005
Reddit will only spoonfeed you basic entry-level stuff
go there if you're an assisted basic bitch

>>73477116
most charts suck

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so my friend found this at a thrift store

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>>73477226
anyone ever heard of this before?

>>73477220
Charts are good for pointing someone in the right direction. If he's a newbie, he'll find them useful. If he's already somewhat experienced, he'll know how to find bands he's interested in by himself.

>>73477226
>>73477250
apparently that's some third-rate deathgrind

>>73477116
Charts only have entry level shit that's why.
>>73477111
Not everyone wastes their time talking to people on the internet. We have friends/family we would rather talk/hang out with than waste time talking to actually depressed losers on a mongolian pissing forum.
>>73477216
Not at all. I remember a few days ago someone asked for more acoustic takes on doom metal, and he got nowhere near the results here compared to a similar thread that can be googled to be found on reddit.

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>>73477226
Good find, Anon.

>>73477329
see >>73477270

>>73477329
>Not everyone wastes their time talking to people on the internet. We have friends/family we would rather talk/hang out with than waste time talking to actually depressed losers on a mongolian pissing forum.
Then go away, flee to your beloved reddit and never come back you massive cuck

>>73477376
If you're in the mood for something very particular, you don't go around sorting through your favorite labels that an "experienced" listener would sift through.

>>73477386
>being a cuck for not wanting to waste time shitposting due to having an actual life outside a shit site
Hahahahaha the state of you losers right now.

>>73477431
That's some top-tier projection lad
If you really did "have a life" you wouldn't feel the need to precise it
My point remains though; Leave and never come back

>>73477471
fucking this

What is this "having a life" meme. What does one do with one's family and friends.

>Can't wait to get drunk at the bar.
>Can't wait to have arguments about politics.
>Can't wait to deal with people's drama.

What does "hanging out" even mean. Sounds like an extrovert meme to me.

>>73477518
Having an interesting conversation with someone from time to time is fucking great.

>>73477544
Why can't I do that on the internet? Would you rather have 5 people who share your interests on the internet, or 1 person IRL who half-shares it?

>>73477471
>If you really did "have a life" you wouldn't feel the need to precise it
But I am not doing this? I gave a reasoning, you said cuck, then I showed how ridiculous using cuck in that context is. This is just getting embarrassing now; it appears you lack reading comprehension as well.
>>73477518
Much more fun doing things with others than meaningless banter with people online.

>>73477572
Nothing beats doing that irl, at least for me.

>>73477644
>Much more fun doing things with others than meaningless banter with people online.
What does "meaning" mean? What's the last meaningful conversation you had in real life?

>>73477664
>What does "meaning" mean?
Something substantial and tangible.
>What's the last meaningful conversation you had in real life?
With my parents during lunch break so I can help them find a good quote for building a patio in their backyard.

>>73477644
>then I showed how ridiculous using cuck in that context is
Are you that new? I'm guessing this is your first day here, in which I do agree that this is an embarrassment.

>>73477693
Why are you helping them find a good quote for a patio? What do you get out of it?

>>73477721
Sure others do it here as well. Doesn't make it so stupid that the rest of the world makes fun of people here for it among other reasons. Plus using a word so wrong only proves the meaninglessness of the banter here.

4chan's posting culture is the inevitability of ephemeral and anonymous content. it's democratic, unstratified content par excellence. this means it necessarily comes with the bad as much as it does with the good because no post is weighted more than another, and that the good is that much better when it comes about organically. if you're too lazy to parse the content and need upboats to tell how you to think, r****** really is that way

>>73477728
>Why are you helping them find a good quote for a patio? What do you get out of it?
Outside the fact that I already got so much from my parents throughout life? A new patio to hang out in every time I go to visit them, and another burden that's taken off from them since you know, i care about them? The strange lack of empathy here from you belies some sort of sociopathy.

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>>73477693
>help them find a good quote for building a patio

>>73477742
Do you really think anyone here cares what "media" thinks of them? This is a fucking anonymous website

>>73477802
may i recommend: "only death is real"

>>73477786
>Outside the fact that I already got so much from my parents throughout life?
What have they given you? Don't lie.

>>73477786
>The strange lack of empathy here from you belies some sort of sociopathy.
There's a big difference between putting something under scrutiny and being a sociopath. Don't jump to conclusions. You can stop responding whenever you want.

>>73477784
>anarchic is democratic now
Hahahahaha.
>unstratified
>get fucked by mods if you post anything remotely hard left and successfully continue to repel badly made arguments by typical /pol/ users

>this means it necessarily comes with the bad as much as it does with the good because no post is weighted more than another
Leaving little incentive to post or visit here.
>and that the good is that much better when it comes about organically
Not really, quality's the same one way or another, and a lot of other quality stuff here gets shutout due to hivemind opinion.
>if you're too lazy to parse the content and need upboats to tell how you to think, r****** really is that way
Yes because everyone wants to waste their time parsing through 99% utter garbage.

It's not like Reddit is perfect, because it's far from it. But it's a far better system than here. To me it's no different than how automated cars will be implemented. It doesn't need to be perfect, just needs to be able to have less accidents than humans.
>>73477804
People here are insecure enough to not interact with others around them. You think thats why theres a good view of the media here?
>>73477856
>What have they given you? Don't lie.
It would take forever to list it all. But then, I shouldn't have to waste your time with that. Are you so ungrateful to realize that even if you had shit parents they still did enough for you to be able to shitpost on this awful site?
>There's a big difference between putting something under scrutiny and being a sociopath.
But this is a question that requires no scrutiny, and to put it under scrutiny implies not only the low quality posting of this site, but also the disgusting intentions of the user that posted it.

>falling for this redditor's bait

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>nickelback is a djent band now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtVU--O29oY

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AOTY

>>73478052
we've seen it, we're as weirded out as you are

Reminder: do NOT reply to reddit shills

>>73478052
J U S T

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>>73478052
Just when you think djent can't become more of an embarrassing clusterfuck, fucking Nickelback hops in the djentwagon

post some proper industrial metal ya poof

>>73478021
>>What have they given you? Don't lie.
>It would take forever to list it all. But then, I shouldn't have to waste your time with that. Are you so ungrateful to realize that even if you had shit parents they still did enough for you to be able to shitpost on this awful site?
But we're not talking about me. Why are you making assumptions about me when I haven't even told you anything about me? It's possible that what's really happening here is you're a slave to a family that doesn't appreciate you. But we don't know that because you didn't even give us 3 things your parents did for you. In other words, you sound like a cuck. You sound like you're rationalizing a shitty situation. But we'll never know because a) you won't tell us, b) now that I've explained this much, you can easily rationalize your way around it.
>>There's a big difference between putting something under scrutiny and being a sociopath.

>But this is a question that requires no scrutiny, and to put it under scrutiny implies not only the low quality posting of this site, but also the disgusting intentions of the user that posted it.
Nigger, what do you think a question is? I'll bet you rationalize a lot of things in your life. You treat scrutiny with hostility because you're insecure. If you got a dose of reality, you wouldn't be able to deal with it.

Moving on.

>My chicken is pretty burnt
Metal for this meal?

>>73478161
Deicide - Standing in the Flames.m4a

>>73478142
>still hasn't realized I do stuff for parents because I LOVE them
>still uses cuck
>still thinks there was something to scrutinize
Hahahah you can't get more asocial and sociopathic than this. 4chan users, everybody. No appreciation for the people that loved/took care of them and need to ask why you do things for your loved ones. Pathetic.

>>73478214
Quick question: what are you favorite metal albums

>Tfw you will never write riffs like czeckshits do

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>>73478052
I wonder if all the nu-males who got into djent because they thought it was "metal for the thinking gamer" or someshit will jump off the ship now that the godfathers of low-brow buttrock have adopted it as their new vehicle...

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>>73476931

as opposed to wading through 330 posts of random fags calling each other nu-males with nobody discussing metal.

right anon.

>>73477003
missing dark moor

>>73478273
ask and ye shall receive
shitpost and ye'll be called a nu-male

>>73478251
Morbid Angel - Altars Of Madness
Deathspell Omega - Fas - Ite, Maledicti, In Igenem Aeternum
Iron Monkey - Our Problem
TOOH! - Rad a Trest
Menace Ruine - Cult Of Ruins

>>73478273
But beware of what you ask, for there is a vast field of forbidden metals around here

>>73478330
>babby's first death
>babby's first black
>babby's first sludge
>hipster drone
t. nu-male

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>there's no such thing as too many rif-

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>>73478214
This thread has 200 posts so far.

>>73472180
>>73472260
>>73472404
>>73472517
>>73472650
>>73472765
>>73472926

Are talking about music in an analytical fashion. The first t. numale meme happens many posts in. The next time it shows up many MANY posts after it.

These are threads for people who like metal. This thread doesn't exist to spoonfeed you 20 albums you're never going to listen to anyway.

You are not upset that we're not discussing music. You are upset that people are talking about music that isn't banal, comforting, and easy for you to digest. Go fuck yourself.

I can't think of anything gayer than being heterosexual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eUeM_4bEzA

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>>73478425
This, but a bit more mildly.
It is expected of you to have listened to the entry-level stuff on this board desu, or at least it's expected of you to be able to find it very easily on your own. There are vast archives of /mu/ charts and lists and all sorts of resources.
What truly sets 4chan apart from reddit apart from the obvious upvote system is that people here are autists and therefore specialists. People here don't want to answer the same noobs 5 times a week for entry-level suggestions, we want to take it a step further.

>>73478567
This applies mostly to generals
/mu/ is basically reddit at this point

>>73478381
>Altars being baby's first not Death or Suffocation
>DsO being baby's first not the entire Norwegian scene
>Iron Monkey being baby's first not Eyehategod or even Asstadon
>Cult Of Ruins being hipster drone when it's their albums after it that became hipster drone
What a brilliant example of how lacking 4chan's knowledge is in the domain of this topic. Thanks for proving half my point.
>>73478425
>*BRRRAAAAAAAAAPPP*
>analytical fashion
Hahahaha good joke, and thanks for proving the other half of my point.

>You are upset that people are talking about music that isn't banal, comforting, and easy for you to digest.
>everyone posting about basic bitch stuff rather than the more out there interesting stuff
Lmao

"/meal/? advanced autism" - descartes, 1636

>>73478527
why does black metal always have either corpse paint dudes in black/white or landscape/forest as album covers?

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What went so right?

>>73478161
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv8b6RPbnAc You can thank me later

>>73478567
But the example I have clearly used is about going past the entry level (acoustic sounding doom projects). Anyone can name drop the usual shit like Saint Vitus, Reverend Bizarre, or whatever. Only reddit was able to name drop records like Heavy Kingdom or Adrift, and they are now being namedropped here because of a master race redditor like me.

>>73478656
they're just codes of the genre
helps recognise the genre of an album without even listening to it

I DON'T WANT TO BE A MACHINE MADE DOG MACHINE MADE DOG MACHINE MADE DOG

>>73478644
You're only proving that you've got the most basic taste ever
If you really think the albums you listed aren't entry-level as fuck then /metal/ isn't for you and your cluelessness

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WHICH IS SUPERIOR?

Motörhead speed metal or Judas Priest speed metal?

>>73478644
You wouldn't go out of your way to make this post if you weren't on tilt. Have a nice day.

Anyone has any suggestion for Speed/Black Metal bands? Something in the vein of Bathory's first album. Black'n'Roll is fine too. Also go fuck yourselves in advance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OZ0KQ48M6c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaI4uPBQfqY

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>>73478729
For speed metal, Motorhead. And Venom.

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>>73478729
Riot speed metal

>>73478747
VIRGINITY

>>73478746
Ravencult to be honest lad

no, it's because nobody here outside of tripfags has enough of a fucking ego to make it a point to 'namedrop' shit for the purpose of upboats. if you actually lurked you would understand this concept, and that the level of knowledge on r***** doesn't reach any deeper than here

>>73478728
If you think DsO is entry level, it only shows how much in your own bubble you are, having a disconnect with reality, which again, only proves how much more of a sociopath you are becoming.

>then /metal/ isn't for you
Nope, it's for people discussing obscure non-entry level bands like Autopsy, Sabaton, Motorhead, and Judas Priest.

>>73478760
that's Judas Priest-ish

>still feeding the ribbitor
ebin

>>73478737
Dude literally uses an example of someone posting a farting sound for analytical discussion...and I am the one on tilt. Please, get your head out of your ass.
>>73478770
But people only name drop on reddit when someone else asks for something? Like, how far do you have to reach to even make up the bullshit in your post?

>>73478792
we feed the reddit machine

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>>73478771
>DsO isn't entry-level

>>73478798
So when a comedian gets up on stage and makes fun of something, it's not analysis? And please don't play word games with me.

>>73478822
It's objectively a fact that not even everyone that listens to metal can into DsO, particularly pre Paracletus DsO. Keep living in your own bubble, babe.
>>73478826
This statement implies that every comedian is being analytical. You continue to be more and more wrong.

>>73478847
God, I wish I could stop being wrong.

>>73478764
Why are you always suggesting greek black metal bands?

>>73478861
Some steps for you:

1. Get your head out of your ass
2. Stop posting on 4chan
3. Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue
4. Start posting on reddit
5. ?????
6. Profit!

Also stop listening to slam, power metal with no riffs, and gimmicky garbage in general.

>>73478847
Goddamn stop embarrassing yourself and go back to plebbit dude
If you don't understand that at this point everyone is laughing at you

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Can you niggers recommend something similar to pic related, maybe more black and less crust, but I still want that sort of heavy atmosphere.

[spoiler]If you don't reply with an actual good recommendation you're a numale. [/spoiler]

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>>73472926
Left
Right
Right
Right
Right
Left
Right
Left

>>73478907
not with that kind of language

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>>73478894

nice logic. replace 'dso' in that syntax with any other music, not even metal, and it's tenuousness is revealed for how easily it falls apart

>>73478894
>this is coming from someone who weighs 15 kilos and only talks to his parents

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>>73476374
>tfw no belgian metalpunk bitch

>>73478907
heaviness is not achieved through atmospheric arrangements, it is achieved through riffs

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>>73474200

>>73478899
>Goddamn stop embarrassing yourself and go back to plebbit dude
Nope, I must cleanse the sins of the inferiors of 4chan to make the world a better place.
>If you don't understand that at this point everyone is laughing at you
Pretty sure people outside this thread alone are laughing at you, forget the rest of the world that laughs at this place for everything everyone has tried to troll me with itt.
>>73478927
That's why it has DsO in there though. If you put Iron maiden in there, it wouldn't work semantically at all. Wtf was this post even trying to say?

>>73479002
Whatever helps you sleeping at night bro

>faggots arguing that DsO isn't entry-level poser garbage for small children

DsO is literally the metal equivalent of a spiderman pajama

>>73478764
Hey thanks. Ravencult is alright but I'm looking for something groovier. I guess I'll look into black thrash/punk also. God damn this board is awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGnrq1Ef2ic

except it would. find one, singular person that dislikes iron maiden and it stops being [objectively a fact]

does it necessarily follow that reddit shitters are unapologetically shit at parsing language, which is why they need upboat echo chambers to dilute modes of thinking for them?

>>73479070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9nmwsKlw9w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e29lUtJ8tfM

>>73479090
Thanks man! I love Kat. I never heard of NME though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK1vwSbZySU

>>73479030
Of course, being a savior helps get many hours of sleep.
>>73479068
Nope. Metallica is. But then, you wouldn't know that, would you? At this point the lack of knowledge thing is getting boring. Not like 4chan's known for having much originality though.
>>73479071
>except it would. find one, singular person that dislikes iron maiden and it stops being [objectively a fact]
Not really. Iron Maiden is extremely easy to digest that anyone can at least listen to even if they don't enjoy it. DsO is not easy to digest at all comparatively.
>muh reddit
Great thing that reddit has an editing system that helps further elaborate on points then, right?

I GET IT UP
I GET IT UP
I GET IT UP IN THE DARK

Does Doomsword get better? First album was whatever

>>73479090
>Kat
THAT'S NOT THE GREAT KAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>73479070
Check out Sabbat, the Japanese one

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>>73479181

imagine having so little perspective, being so juvenile in your worldviews, that you cannot fathom the capacity of other people to dislike things you like, and further basing your """logic""" off these premises

such is the exalted good fortune of being a r***** shitter, lads

>>73479146
>elaborate on points
you don't have points, you just have a vague delusion about DsO being "obscure" when it's distributed just as widely as Sodom nowadays

>DsO
>obscure
Is Bathory obscure, too?

>>73479218
das my kat :3

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>>73479181
The great Kat is nothing compared to mental micky

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Who /USPM+Glam/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNyZtmUR7sQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5bVAX4-of0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRDnarQO8_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRUu06uia8M

>still responding to ledditor bait
Why is /metal/ so fucking gullible? I guess metal truly is for children because you guys gotta be young as shit to fall for obvious bait.

>i like iron maiden
>everybody else must find iron maiden [extremely easy to digest] [objectively]
""ok"""

>>73479181
Oh man what a gimmick. I still respect her though.
>>73479202
Do you think I'm some kind of casual? Because I am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toy1A5uO1sA

>>73479218
ULTRA-DEAD. DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>not getting off to triple reverse bait linguistic games
what are you, some kind of well-adjusted sick fuck?

>>73479280
Fuckin casuals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YaZUN9MHLs

Isnt Djent just a guitar sound?

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>>73479255
nice

>>73479313
Isn't all music played on a guitar a guitar sound?

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>>73479311
you don't get to disparage casuals until you're listening to clones of clones of lln

>>73479313
RHYTHMIC GUITAR SOUNDS
You're basically a tribal dude at that point

>>73479219
>still hasn't figured out how to reply on 4chan
Embarrassing.
>thinks I am saying it's impossible for people to dislike stuff
Even more embarrassing.
>>73479231
>making a different point from my statement on elaboration through editing on reddit
Uh...sure.
>>73479231
>>73479247
>believe I think that DsO is obscure
Of course, because in the world of 4chan everything is either entry level or obscure. This is indicative of the blatant extremism built on 4chan which discourages interesting ideas from being developed or discussed.

>>73479313
not anymore
now it's overproduced industrial metal with staccatto riffing, irregular grooves and whiny-ass clear vocals

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>>73479334
Mate how deep do you think I go

>>73479342
nigger, I can get a DsO record by stepping into the metal section of virtually any music store
I can fucking get a DsO record by borrowing it from my local public library.

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>>73479358
i thought that was this one

>>73479277
>thinks DsO isn't harder to digest than Maiden
Oh man. This is some next level retarded shit. Also I don't even like maiden their shit is too repetitive. Same exact chord progression in every other song.

>say goodbye to the wife's bull and come back to /metal/
>people are still feeding the ribbitor
dumb nu-males

>>73479385
>>73479358
What is this. I must know.

>>73479146
>Iron Maiden is extremely easy to digest that anyone can at least listen to even if they don't enjoy it


that's a big misconception. I once did a presentation in class, where I wanted to play a Kiss song (Love Gun). There was a girl who actually said "that's too hard". She wasn't talking about my dick either.

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>>73479385
Perhaps

>>73479409
false cannot entry

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>>73479255
Phantom Blue are FIERCE

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>>73472926
>people choosing tsop over unquestionable presence

>>73479412
>that's a big misconception. I once did a presentation in class, where I wanted to play a Kiss song (Love Gun). There was a girl who actually said "that's too hard". She wasn't talking about my dick either.
Heh, if there's a story here, I'd like to hear it.

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>>73479255
wtf i can't play this at a vaping session or at a coffee shop! everyone would think i was a white trash sexist for listening to this dudebro garbage! and those women in the bottom band are just showing themselves off for jerks, they could really use a women's studies class. ugh!

>>73479364
And? The metal world is much larger than your little bubble. Btw, go to both your local music store, and your local library. Post pics of both with you holding a DsO record you found there with an index card that has date, and says "/metal/ is for children"

>>73479252
that's Michael Schenker right?

Anyway, I remembered this and here, have some riffs you bastards.

have you noticed how every song with the word "highway" in it fucking rules?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7jn1GB_icU

>>73479255
me boss

>>73479436
>band named "atheist"
>not the zenith of nu-malery

>>73479442
>phoneposter
nu-male

>>73479424
Why do you do this to me.

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>>73479412
>She wasn't talking about my dick either.

>>73479465
>>73479424
Oh wait is that the album name.

>>73479458
To be fair, they came out a long time before the atheism thing got going.

>>73479445
I'm explaining you that "my" little bubble is about as big as the Kreator bubble

>>73479412
>trying to use anecdotal evidence
Hahahahah.
>she wasn't even talking about my dick
No shit she wasn't. Not like anyone outside your doctor would wanna talk about your dick.

>>73479478
reddit humor

wtf i love andi now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKpA87n73no

>>73479490
So not that big then?

>>73479478
idk about the other dude, but the thing i posted is an artist that has no attributed name, and the release don't have any name to it either

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>>73479458
>chuck the cuck's last death album before he died of aids, featuring melodeath and literal singalong choruses
>not the epitome of nu-malism

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>>73479385
>>73479358
this is actually fucking hilarious to me. there needs to be a chart with nothing but these on it and no names

>>73479524
Don't forget lisps as well.

>SPIIIIIIRIIIIITTTTHHHHH
>CRUUUUUTTTHHHREERRR

>>73479506
oh
>>73479506
What do I type in if I want to listen to it?

>>73479438
not much, I just appeared in full 80s heavy metal gear, arm bands, elbow pads, ripped jeans, I had long hair and I did a presentation on Judas Priest. But before that, because I wanted to play a Priest song, the teacher thought to test how the stereo would work in fron of the class etc, so this was a "test listen". And I chose Kiss. Now that I think of it, she either was curious as to what I was liking, or she was afraid I was going to slaughter the school and decided to let me vent by playing "muh music" in front of everybody.

>literally never listened to atheist because of their shitty name
am i missing something?

>>73479522
aren't they attributed to some group in south america or am i misremembering 'vague black cover with no band' tape?

>>73479491
in this case it works you moron; music taste, like all tastes, is subjective

>>73479551
>doesn't listen to bands because of their names
4chan, everyone. The hive of insecurity.

>>73479510
wtf i love andi now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUrTH8XQXZI

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>>73479524
gets me everitim

>>73479551
>because of their shitty name
do you listen to any metal at all?

>>73479557
Huh, the one I'm talking about is from Portugal.

We may be talking about two separate bands here, I honestly don't even know

>>73479551
>never listened to atheist because of their shitty name

like the other anon asked, do you even listen to heavy metal?

>>73479561
But when so few people like your dick, then it starts to seem like an objective fact. I work as close to the facts as possible.

GET SICK (and make a new thread)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxVK4v-9Jq8

>>73479385
>>73479358
>>73479529
what is spooky meme? badly xeroxed tape covers?

>>73479568
>>73479590
but metal bands usually have cool names

I like this new "DsO is literally entry level" meme

>>73479671
the point of their name was to trigger people like you fedoralord

>>73479691
t. entry level babby

>>73479691
I must say that the "DsO is not entry level" meme is even more knee-slapping

>>73479703
>accuses someone of being a fedoralord because he got triggered by the most fedora band in existence, alongside Cynic
are you feeling ok

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>>73479716
>>73479719
>mfw people join me in forcing a meme
damn right DsO is babby's first death metal

new thread for you nu-males
>>73479737
>>73479737
>>73479737