Real metal edition
Old >>73433869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1fC-fYHXbg
Where's the floof?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqQFeTyGNlo
2nd for Septic Flesh
https://youtu.be/wn22k_0QsP0
This fucking song
>Ulver
To the anon that suggested Ulver to me. Loved the chanting, like that more then the usual grunting and screaming. Also the slow parts are really beautiful, do they have full songs like that?
OHHHHH HEBBY MEHTUL
HEBBY MEHTUL
HEBBY MEHTUL
SAMURAI!!!!!
is metal even real? seems to me no one can even agree on what it really is. is linkin park metal? is nickelback metal? no one knows. its like fascism.
>>73442282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jLjMvo7hps
>>73442276
hey newfriend
try some stoner metal
https://youtu.be/My8T8vTYaZ8
not my favourite album but probably the most newfriend-friendly
Any metal this is as Kawaii is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PCbJejDX3o
>>73442309
fascism can definitely be defined and so can metal, go back to /pol/
>>73442364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlW7u4G973M
>>73442381
>responding to low energy baitposts
baka
Who is the Radiohead of metal?
>>73442309
>mainstream acid bath
Does anyone actually like anything?
>>73442431
even dsbm can't reach their level of whinyness
>>73442431
Deafheaven
>>73442431
deathgrips
>>73442431
Opeth
>>73442467
>liking things
>>73442309
>popular eyehategod
>>73442309
>radiofriendly grief
>>73442309
>tfw she liked this band
>>73442309
>sellout fistula
>>73442345
>recommending stoner metal to newfriends
It's like you want to speed up the nu-male epidemic
>>73442276
Not really, not full songs. You might also like In The Woods - Heart Of The Ages and Fleurety - Min Tid Skal Komme
>>73442309
>arena rock meth drinker
>>73442587
but if he likes trad he can't be a nu male
>>73442640
Stoner is basically what happens to trad when you castrate it
>>73442640
Then recommend him Sabbath and nothing else
give me the most euphoric metal and the m'lady leaves unharmed
>>73442309
>nu metal noothgrush
>>73442276
>>73442345
Fuck off, this kid needs to listen to the thrash gods and then move on to heavier stuff or just leave all together
>>73442309
>trendy crowbar
>>73442309
>wigger iron monkey
>>73442692
Atheist
>>73442431
Deftones
>>73442309
>child molestation church of misery
>>73442746
>of metal
>>73442685
everyone and their dogs knows sabbath
>>73442674
to me it's more like sludge without the meth, but I see what you mean.
nothing wrong with enjoying a little bit of stoner tho, it's when it's all you listen to that you're a definitive nu-male
>>73442309
>overrated melvins
>>73442773
>nothing wrong with enjoying a little bit of stoner tho
Point is, it's a terrible suggestion for someone so new to metal. You'd be severely stunting his ability to enjoy the whole spectrum of metal.
>>73442309
>mayhem festival corrupted
>>73442803
This
At least have him listen to some basic heavy metal or something, maybe Judas Priest or Motorhead.
>>73442309
>family-friendly lord mantis
>>73442309
>watered-down kylesa
has metal made you a more jaded person over the years?
>>73442309
>modern buzzov•en
>>73442823
people were linking him melodeath so I tought I'd reccomend something else than the usuals
but yeah, pic related is probably what's best for newfriends
>>73442901
metal no, /metal/ yes
>>73442901
No, work has.
>>73442908
but anyways I think the guy left so who cares
>>73442692
That metal that the singer sings something about richard dawkins and and musically tips his own fedora in song
>>73442908
>>73442927
Add Venom and Bathory's first two albums to that list.
>>73442908
>when somebody hides your memepost
>>73442971
Were you that faggot posting Dimmu Borgir and Slipknot?
>>73442985
I wish I could take credit for that
>>73442309
>hipster dystopia
>>73442962
This
>>73442707
Thrash is for monkeys
>>73442309
>forced meme fudge tunnel
post week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQtEIiQV_aM
long time reader first time poster
<- why black metal vocals? this could have been 10x better if it had been instrumental or just left the screaming out
>>73442309
>sexually abused as a child by his stepfather Godflesh
>>73443126
Listen to Nest you newfag
>>73443071
Is this supposed to be an actual critique of the genre? What do you listen to, my friendly novus masculinus?
>>73443098
++ Terrorizer
+ Dismember, Vader, Maiden
- deadmeme5
--- fucking Rancid
>>73443140
not metal enough
>>73442803
This
Stoner is the kind of subgenre you try out when you already have an aquired taste, it would be like recomending doom metal to someone who just started. You can't appreciate the songs if you havent developed your taste in metal
>>73443098
I'm a fucking mess, I know.
>>73443126
unironically
>>73443214
Ulver - Bergtatt
>>73442901
Hearing too much shitty metal has.
>>73442707
COOOOOOOOOOnfused mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu093DQ1El8
>>73443098
+Terrorizer, Minutemen, Speedboozer
>>73443167
+Terrorizer, Katalepsy, MA, best Swans, Dystopia, Brainbombs
>>73443197
+Sleep, Sabbath, Midnight
>tfw the personification of evil takes the form of the Jew
metal for this feel?
what you listenin to at the moment?
listening to Apocrypha - Area 54, pretty meh actually.
>>73443415
++ Brainbombs, Diocletian
+ Slayer, old Pitchshifter, Arghoslent, Nails
- Tool
bretty gud
>>73443478
s/t, return, and UTSOTBM should be higher
>>73443478
>nu-males circlejerk A Fine to Day therefore Blood Fire Death is the plebs choice album
fucking bullshit
best bathory album?
Time to post your weirdness, /metal/. What are some oddball things you and only you do?
>won't listen to black metal if I don't think the logo is "cvlt enough"
>refuses to listen to any metal quietly
>I dissociate whenever I listen to Paranoid
Now you.
>>73443657
Blood On Ice for chrissakes. S/t is a close second.
>>73443098
+That Metal
-That abysmal taste in dance music
----- Rancid
>>73443167
+Great DM going on, Swans, Flipper
++Slams, Ministry. Dystopia.
>>73443415
++Good Taste in dance music, the metal there is cool and Steve Reich
-Tool
>>73443197
It could be worse, You could be like me.
You have midnight and the stones there so its cool.
>>73443672
>I dissociate whenever I listen to Paranoid
what did he mean by this?
>>73443657
1984-1991 is all equally good, but 1989-1991 is viking while the previous ones are thrash/1st wave black (and BFD is kind of transitive)
>>73443693
Shut up
>>73443672
I don't listen to american metal. Fight me.
>>73443701
It's snowflake speak for "space out"
>>73443720
What about Canadian metal? Only Ross Bay Cult is true anyways.
>>73443694
+ Midnight, Doors, those sexy black spots
>>73443098
+Rancid - Out of Control is p good
+Some nice metal
-Everything else
>>73443167
+Good tech death and brutal death
-Ministry are cucks
>>73443415
+Diocletian, ATG, Demolition Hammer is best thrash, Necromantia
-Nu male core tool akercocks
>>73443197
Meh
>>73443694
+Decent heavy metal
-Rest
>>73443772
Canadian metal is 10/10
>>73443694
Ayyyy, I see I've spread some luv for Bonehunter!
>>73443772
>>73443800
Oh I also like Cogumelo-era huezillian metal and that's about all I like form the entire continent.
>>73443813
It's about the only noteworthy metal from south america anyway. And I say this as a south american.
>>73443795
A poorly tagged techno ep and a split.
>>73443807
It's great stuff m8 thanks. the black spot is a split of them with shitfucker.
>>73443797
++ The Berzerker, Bolt Thrower
+ Memoriam, Arghoslent, old Decapitated
- Sum 41 (legitimately kek'd)
>Ministry are cucks
the old albums are still great
>>73443797
>stealth sum 41
>>73443843
Rio Grande Blood isnt that old
I saw them at wacken, a lot of random trump bashing, after he didnt say anything for 8 years against obama, after bashing bush to the point of making 3 albums about him
what a cuck junkie
what's the difference????
>>73443895
promotion
>>73443895
one of these is shitty "nihilistic" nu-metal for teenagers, the other is a respectable band hailing from iowa
>real metal
*blocks your path*
>>73443849
>>73443843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGNUQaSOCLo#t=44s
sum 41 have the best bass solos
>>73443938
>>73443895
I have no idea what youre talking about
>>73443940
psh, nothing personnel, kid
Is this the pinnacle of cuck metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toy1A5uO1sA
>>73443126
>Implying when the vocals come in on bloodbirds isn't the climax of the entire fucking album
>>73443963
Lmao what a bunch of fucking numales copying motorhead
>>73443963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbqsGxm7iLQ#t=2m17s
and the best shred solos
sum 41 is the intelligant mans metal
>>73443998
Not when these
>>73443940
>>73443989
have already been posted
>>73443963
legit scooby-doo chase music.
anyone have this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RULA7jhu2cI
Sum 41: The thinking man's Metallica
There is absolutely nothing (NOTHING) wrong with Aesthetica
>>73444089
Completely agreed. Aesthethica, on the other hand, is 100% shit.
>>73444100
what did he mean by this
Why is no one posting metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xEeKSn_3Ok
>>73444146
bring back 80's french speed metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntpT_Hp93y8
>>73444089
There is nothing wrong with Sunbather either.
>>73444146
Only Frenchies could make buttmetal sound good
>>73444130
>Aesthetica
>Aesthethica
Is there a place on the internet that is more meme tier than /metal/?
>>73444198
/bleep/ hands down
>>73443167
>>73443694
whats wrong with rancid [spoiler]and whats some gud non entry level edm[/spoiler]
>>73444198
Metallum's "The Tavern" forum
>>73444167
What's a butt metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOaOm4dlDSs
>>73444215
Just start listening to 90s house desu
>>73443098
am i late to the party
+iron maiden, vader
>>73443167
+morbid angel, malevolent creation, suffocation
i see u've been to a show on their NA tour B)
>>73443197
+alcest
>>73443415
+at the gates
>>73443797
+decapitated
>>73444215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JZd3TaRLxs
>>73444222
I had flashbacks from 2006 and threw up a bit in my mouth
the secret side of me
i never let you see
i keep it caged but i can't control it
>>73444276
Skillet is like Theocracy, but actually good
>>73444237
where the fuck is Maiden you cuck
>>73444276
They were my jam in early high school.
>be Norwegian
>be named after the Jewish messiah
>spend a year of your childhood in Iraq
>become a crypto-Muslim
>go back to Norway and LARP as a viking
>burn down historic churches
>stab your best friend 37 times with a broken lamp
>go to prison
>get out
>marry an autist
>move into her cuckshed innawoods
>refuse to assimilate to the host country and live like a nigger on government benefits
>>73444312
does someone need to brush up on their maiden albums
>>73444359
Sounds like the ideal life
>tfw raised up by a single mother and never met my father
Can I get some metal for this feel?
>>73444444
WITNESSED
if you dress like this then you're a complete faggot and society laughs at you
>>73444444
W A S T E D
A
S
T
E
D
>>73444444
>daddy issues get
>>73444444
at least it wasn't kpop
>>73444444
listen to the lorde album
>>73444444
sad get
>>73444444
Linkin park - Hybrid Theory
>>73444451
He's at a gig though. What's wrong with that?
>>73444444
i'm on the same boat
nice digits
>>73444444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACtyQppIuH8
>>73444444
Why do you need metal when you have those digits?
>>73444451
why do people let long hair cover up their patches
how many times have i been at a show trying to figure out what the hell the patch under some dudes hair is
>>73444487
t. little dick
>>73444444
>sexts wasted on autistic metalposting
>>73444504
Just lift his hair and whisper: ''Don't move, I just wanna see that patch.'' in his ear while rubbing his shoulder to keep him calm. Works every time.
>>73444504
>trying to figure out what the hell the patch under some dudes hair is
why would you do this
>>73444528
that's kinda hot
If your RYM doesn't resemble this you're a fucking pleb.
>>73444535
i dont have rym
>>73444544
t. projecting insecure little dick
>>73444535
If you have an account on RYM you deserve to be shot on sight
>>73444535
>using RYM
>not rating everything shit on principle
>>73444473
metalhead "fashion" is cringe and ugly as fuck
and the people usually wearing these clothes are ugly pedestrian bottom feeder working class that do drugs
>>73444572
>that do drugs
no, that's not cool in the metal "community" anymore
what's /metal/ opinion on Ghost? i just discovered these guys some hours ago
>>73444588
>n-no, u ;_;
>>73444572
why is it that metal musicians have glorious manes, huge beards and aren't autistic, but metal fans are disgusting blobs of shit
>>73444531
>>73444528
>>73444504
>tfw people comment on my patches and jacket
post jackets /metal/
>>73444572
that my boy jack black on the left?
>>73444572
and you are?
>>73444607
>dressing like a gay biker and a gay fortune teller are the only two styles in the world
I'm only here for the digits but this thread is gay as fuck
>>73444444
BURNED
>>73444572
>working class as an insult
what the fuck are you? the illuminati?
>>73444444
fag
>>73444535
>You're a pleb if you don't spend most of your time listening to music that is mediocre or straight up awful
I don't even understand what the hell is going on anymore. Is this like some new hipster thing?
>"Heh, I bet you listen to music that you enjoy... Fucking pleb idiot..."
>>73444660
>he isn't upper middle class
>>73444654
t. enlightened gentleman
>>73444660
working class people don't really matter. there's plenty of you to go around and you very rarely amount to anything. but you do have you uses but not as an individual but rather a nut and/or bolt that will eventually need to be replaced, most likely but automation. so I hope that for your sake you can suck a good dick if you do labor or other lowly grunt work for income.
>>73444740
where did you find this pic of me??
>>73444615
>>73444740
>crocs
>>73444770
t. NEET who lives with his parents
>>73444779
you don't actually go out in public dressed in that, do you? you actually just took that picture from a loser you know on facebook or something, right? you don't actually think that looks cool, do you?
>>73444779
>atmoshit
>tfw no nubian gf to lapidate while listening to Arghoslent
>>73444779
>Agalloch patch
>>73444770
t. my dad is the CEO of a toothpaste company so I am 'important'
>>73444860
post your vest then riffshitter
>>73444702
Why not get one?
>>73444890
that's the ugliest human being i've seen in a long time
>>73444862
>tfw no cargo to flog
>>73444938
try looking in the mirror
>>73444900
here's my vest
it's inaccessible as fuck because you can only wear it if you have a job
>>73444890
How can you be a twink like that and still have a fat face
>>73444953
t. buttbothered Agalloch fan
>>73445023
Malnourishment caused by a strict arugula and semen diet
>>73444444
the fuck would you need a father for
>>73445127
filling my pulsating boipussy, what else?
>tfw want a transdimensional alien overlord to rimram by boi pussy
/meal/ for this feel?
>>73445195
>/meal/ for this feel
Obviously lasagna with a nice healthy salad on the side :^)
>>73445195
anything HHH related
>>73444709
I don't use RYM but I use a similar site for recs and my ratings skew high because I only listen to highly rated stuff for the most part. So it seems like I always rate high, but it's because I don't have to sift through the garbage. Lately I have been branching out a bit and have found some hidden gems hiding in the 2.5-3/5 area.
>>73444068
Fuck :(
>>73445195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPe9OD9a0Qs
>>73443098
>ween
my dude, transdermal celebration is great
>tfw two standard deviations above the general populace when it comes to intelligence
progressive metal for this feel?
What's that band that put out like a single BM album, but the vocalist completely destroyed his vocal cords and they had to change to like a jazz band after? I can't remember the name.
>>73445400
I never took stats :(
>>73445400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FKvgYX8ooM
>>73445405
Never heard that one before. Are you sure you're not mixing your memories of two bands together?
how do you guys even enjoy this? i just cheked out slipknot because my crush had them as his cover photo and they sound awful and the music video was gross too :/
>>73445562
ikr? theyre like, SO creepy
>>73445562
i only listen to metal so i can go REEEEEEEEEEE in public without feeling weird.
@73445562
Keep that shit up and I'll be the one fisting your boipussi
>>73445562
fuck you got me x_x
post god-tier vocal preformances
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdwNlvCj87U
>>73445575
yeah for me it sounded like just loose fitting angry noises idk how can anyone unironically find this pleasing to the ear :/
say something cucks
is the new contortionist metal? they were borderline last album but now im not so sure.
spoonfeed me taste please
>>73442228
>show-ya
my dude
>>73445715
you have a little dick
>>73443963
Chuck was my shit in 8th grade.
>>73445800
objectively wrong
>>73445735
it leaked?
i miss the exoplanet days. it seemed all the deathcore bands with sci fi themes were onto something in the early 2010s, but it all just fizzled out.
>>73445801
You had a very unhealthy diet and I'm surprised you survived to see the end of your teens
>>73444013
that brown guy is pretty buff
Is this /meal/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16SocVdK4wE
>>73444528
They are numales anyways, worst they can do is give you a snarky remark
>>73444572
I bet that fat chick gives mean head.
>>73445925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x67jtMPfdTw
>>73445925
She's bound to. It's all they have to give.
>>73445937
these fucking goofballs
>>73443167
++ World Downfall
+Rust in peace
>>73443167
++World Downfall, FFF,
+Annihilation of the wicked
>>73443415
++++++++++FUCKING TEEBEE XD I love that shit
++At the gates, Arghoslent, akercocke, demolition hammer,
>>73443797
+++Bolt thrower, Galloping through the battle ruins
+Arghoslent,
>>73444237
++FFF
+Grand belial's key, symbolic
-Agalloch :(
>>73445839
I became a crusty by the end of ninth grade and then got into sludge, then I was a tru hardcore kid and now I'm a blackie.
>>73445968
>faces_of_meth.jpeg
Thoughts on Goatwhore's new album?
>>73445960
what's next to vektor? and under vektor
>>73445937
>they didn't actually get a fat chick to get naked in the music video
I'm disappointed.
>>73445981
I regret not trying hard drugs.
>>73446011
never say never
>>73445991
>under vektor
>can't recognise NM
leave the hall
fuck black metal
>>73446011
You can always accomplish your dreams if you believe in yourself
>>73446019
If I'm still chubby by my early thirties I'm going to start using adderall recreationally.
>>73446030
I'd totally fuck black metal if I could, baby
>>73445991
>right
Wode - Servants of the Countercosmos, its a new album by an underground band. pretty standard BM
>under
nothing else but the greatest folk metal album there is, WELTANSCHAAUNG!
>>73446048
Don't be a faggot and do heroin like an adult
>>73446048
see
>>73446071
every small town in america is currently overflowing with heroin, theres never been a better time to try it.
POST YOUR OVERALL LIFETIME 5X5
non pussies only
>unironically doing drugs
>not taking the iron pill
>>73446110
DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH
DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH
DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH
DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH
DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH, DT - TH
>>73446110
pic relate
>>73442249
>judging music based on their demographic rather than if the music is good or not
>/mu/ is actually this retarded
>>73446203
ulver is shit
>>73446209
t. little dick
what website to make the 5x5?
>>73446267
www.mspaint.cunt
thoughts?
>>73446389
It honestly looks like wimpy shit
>>73445986
nu-male band
>>73444779
Hey, I haven't lsitened to Alda in a while.
Thanks
>>73446452
>looks
theres only one way to know what it's like lmao
>>73446522
>hiding behind buzzwords instead of explaining why he doesn't like them
>>73446542
I'm not listening to a band that purposely decides to look that wimpy
>>73446389
discount Mournful Congregation
>>73446389
Funeral Doom AOTY
I like atmoshit and there's nothing you can do about it
>>73446717
hey, me too
wanna fuck?
>>73446389
Can we please stick to death vocals on funeral doom?
>>73446110
>>73445893
yes
>>73443415
Good choices brother.
>>73446781
pls be a girl
>>73446881
metal isn't for women
>>73446881
sorry to disappoint you.
>>73442228
fug this is good
metal is strictly for nu-males
>>73446916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtja7Dbyk4I
>>73446940
t. falseflagging nu-male
How do i find a young grunge girl to date?
>>73446950
t. little dick
>>73446950
good one, theyll never suspect a thing :^)
>>73446966
go back in time
>>73446942
black people are notorious for their aggression.. makes sense that even their women carry it
>>73446110
>>73446966
>a young grunge girl
>>73446781
clandestine... really???
>>73447013
yeah, why not?
>>73447042
yikes
>>73447109
nu-male
>>73444572
That dude on the left does youtube reviews
His latest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kktYyjJTHE&feature=share
>>73444535
i've listened to like 1300 albums and there's probably less than 50 that honestly deserve a 10% rating. get the fuck out of here.
>>73447287
You have low standards.
>>73447319
and you have no understanding of the rating system
YOU SAY YOU DON'T WANNA RUN AND HIDE
>>73447360
No, you just have low standards. Just because an album has a tolerable 5 seconds in it doesn't earn it a 10% rating. Some things are worthless and irredeemable.
>>73447042
no petrov
>>73447405
ok, lets have a list of some of those worthless and irredeemable albums then
>>73447437
Alright
>>73447437
>>73447515
A bit more
>>73447431
not a big issue for me
>>73447515
>>73447536
wew
contrarian life-style seems boring
>>73447515
>>73447536
autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxclr8mD7lE
thoughts?
>>73447536
>>73447515
>>73447574
t. leonard cohen fan
>>73447586
t. hip hop fan
>>73447607
nu-male bong rock shite and not metal
>>73447614
I'm not an atheist
>>73447515
>>73447536
>pink floyd and the clash
so edgy. care to explain yourself?
not gonna comment on the rest of that shit since i never listened to it
>>73447647
the clash is simply trash
pink floyd, I liked welcome to the machine, but mostly they are very dull and pointless
most non classical music of the 20th century upto 1975~ is trash
>>73447707
>most non classical music of the 20th century upto 1975~ is trash
>>73447707
i see. well, i think that's about the end the of benefit to be gleaned from this conversation.
>>73447515
>>73447536
absolutely kill yourself you no fun piece of boring shit
>>73447607
for some reason when NUMALES hear rock like this for the first time from these guys they instantly love it
>>73447772
Mad.
Movin on fellas
>>73448440
>>73448440
>>73448440
>>73446781
>master of reality
>Nightfall
>Necroticism
>Storm of the light's bane
are you me?