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>>73424566
more like overrated albums edition

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>Ihsahn has more talent than Varg

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>Jesu will never be this good again

>>73424634
New man detected

>>73424566
>Sarcofago
>fago
>not nu males

>>73424617
nu-male

>>73424624
>liking atmoshit

>>73424695
>liking proge

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This is on the inside of the cover art booklet for Deathcrush

Reminder: Euro is based.

>>73424688
poser. rotting & laws of scourge take a shit on your sekret club album any day

>>73424624
Hipsters like Burzum way more than Emperor

>>73424735
oh i thought you meant clandestine was overrated

>>73424748
doesn't change the fact that varg has made more good albums than ihsahn

>>73424773
Well that's not possible because Varg made 0

>>73424795
wrong

Ihashn is a talented musician and producer with eclectic music range
Varg is a LARPing snownigger who literally killed a person and now shitposts on YouTube

What were you listening to 10 years ago?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7zvCgP94gM

>>73424759
It is though. Left Hand Path is leagues ahead of Clandestine

>>73424822
>Varg is a LARPing snownigger who literally killed a person and now shitposts on YouTube

who also made some good music

>>73424801
correct, he made Daudi Baldrs

>>73424718
Yeah this meme didn't age so well now didn't it?
Black metal was, and still is, the trendiest genre ever, and the basic, highly-melodic guitar work of bands like Darkthrone and Burzum is the reason so many kids and hipsters are into the genre.

If forced to choose between effigy of the forgotten and ablaze in the northern sky, we all know which album the average Arcade Fire fan would choose.

>>73424915
>tfw you like indie rock but prefer death over black metal

>>73424915
technical death metal is full of nu-males too though

>>73424958
Every genre is full of nu-males

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Holy shit I wanna go back to the colonial era

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>I call people nu-males on the internet

>>73424880
>hey kid ever heard of this ultra cult band called Possessed? Fucking scene kids don't even know who these guys were. Did I tell you that I was a thrasher all the way back in 1984?

>>73425007
>I've been called out on my shitty taste and I'm salty about it

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>>73425007
>tfw a dog dresses better than you

dsbm for this meal?

>>73424841
nu-male

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>>73424915
The only reason it became trendy is because people were more attracted to the aesthetic and the infamy than the music or the lyrics. This is literally almost ENTIRELY Varg's fault by the way.

It didn't attract anybody from the mainstream when Faust stabbed a gay guy for no reason, it attracted people when they saw churches on fire and inter-bandmate drama like what happened between Varg and Euro.

You don't know shit, pal.

>>73424982
Not power metal

>>73425071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMCsv-zj56s&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>73425107
power metal was nu-male before the term even existed

>>73425098
Alright you got me there. But still, I don't believe that the genre would've been such a hit among hipsters had it not been accessible enough for them to digest. I doubt that they would be listening to Burzum if they were as dense or abrasive as say, early Gorguts for example.

ok thread ruined abort restart esc esc esc

>>73425098
>You don't know shit, pal.
t. little dick

Anyone down to start a new genre?

>>73424822
>eclectic music range
>proge

>>73425334
there is literally nothing else we can do in metal except keep mixing together shit that hasn't been mixed together yet, which is a total copout

>>73425107
Maybe not in US, but in Europe virtually every fedora and LARPer I ever met was into Power or normie folk like Eluveitie and Korpiklaani

>>73425361
Nah man, I was thinking of something like speed doom but you gotta be morbidly obese to join the scene

What's the most metal political ideology and why is it egoist anarchism?

>>73425395
>speed doom
>mixing together shit that hasn't been mixed together yet

>>73425383
>not listening rhapsody's discography on loop while playing WoW in 2017

>>73425405
Because that's literally the world view of toddlers

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>>73425419
>listening rhapsody's discography on loop while playing WoW in 2017

>>73425405
Sure is getting spooky in here

>>73425419
I know personally like 6 people, who would be down for it. Sounds comfy as heck.

>>73425413
You're forgetting about the obesity part
We'll be so obese that it will affect our ability to play so it'll have a 90s black metal feel

>>73425298
I'm so offended

>>73425201
Yes. Downtempo BM is what hipsters like, it's called Norsecore.

>>73425405
It's actually anarcho-fascism

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>>73425509
>Norsecore
>Downtempo
Are you dim?

>>73424624

what metal does this handsome young man listen to

>>73425608
glam

What is the worst thing ever and why is it corpse paint? It's just edgy KISS.

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Is Coroner nu-male?

>>73424880
>Darkness Descends
>not Leave Scars
God damnit Fenriz

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>>73424718
>scott burns

>>73424841
such is the general consensus. comparing almost any death metal album to left hand path and calling lhp better doesn't mean the other album is terrible lmao

>>73425740
One of the few non-numale bands, along with Voivod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ7Lgr-69rQ

post gud split albums

>>73425853
>listening to splits
>tagging splits
>possibly downloading two different album covers for splits

>>73425853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GltlN9e1Zx4

this has that guy from SMES on it.

>>73426016
her face is like sarah silverman

>>73426016
Careful, dude. Last time I posted that album cover I got a three day ban for posting pornography.

>>73425982
semicolons, lad

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Exemplary behavior is worthless when their crime is genetic.

>>73426036
how is Lifelover not allowed by NLDW is

>>73426027
Get yer fucking glasses on

>>73426050
ebin shitpost with political undertones :DDD

>>73426059
Don't ask me, I'm the one who got banned

>>73426072
Ill-suited for leadership, nature bestowed her foulest pigmentation upon them, much like a scar.

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do people actually, unironically enjoy Lifelover?

How do I make my own nu-male chart?

>>73426112
just add albums you listen to

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I present to you blackened vaporwave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCtsX_lM4e8&t=1719s

>>73426129
No you don't

>>73426112
>>73426125
#rekt

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>>73426129
Sadness is shit tier you crackerjack motherfucker

>>73426129
Wow, I've been trying to quit using the term numale as of late, but fuck shit if that's not the numalest thing

>>73426129
>sounds exactly like Neige-related shit
no surprises

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Neige is the single most influential person in modern day black metal

>>73426129
lmao when does it get black famo

>>73426217
/our girl/ did it lads

>>73424624
I saw a guy with a Burzum shirt at Whole Foods yesterday.
Hipsters love that nigga.

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reminder

>>73426217
Is that Lorde?

>>73426266
no it's Bones

>>73426275
bones jones?

>>73426260
It's 2017. Everyone is autistic to some degree since no one want to settle on a single definition of the word. This whole this is just a scam to sell autism pills and keep the lower class under control.

>>73426260
If you don't have assburger, you aren't white.

>>73426129
Sounds like shoegaze, not really that bad desu

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post autistic metal

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>>73426334
maximum autism levels were reached on this split EP

>>73426129
For black metal, not great
For shoegaze, pretty good

Reminder that metal might be the cause for autism.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/02/130225162231.htm

>>73426397
Shut up McCarthy

>>73426397
That's fucking metal

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>>73426397
>toxic metal

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hey its me, ur folk musician

>>73426397
toxic metal? I don't know this genre

guess that's why i'm not an autist

>>73426217
i didn't know grimes listens to alcest

>>73426397
toxic metal? thats like acid bath right?

>>73426526
toxic metal is a SJW term for bands like Speedböozer

>>73426526
>not toxic holocaust
jesus man

>>73426334
i thought that was Master Roshi from DragonballZ before enlarging it

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Describe this album with 2-4 words that have nothing to do with chronology/time or gender/sex

>>73426739
kinda boring, eh

>>73426739
chugga chugga weedly woo

>>73426739
tek br00tal proto slam

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Describe this album with 2-4 words that have nothing to do with bigotry or riffs.

>>73426739
their last worthwhile album

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>>73426825
>EN ES DEE EM

>>73426739
Nice cover.

>>73426825
extremely bigoted riff salad

>>73426908
failed

>>73426928
such is life

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Describe this album with 2-10 words that have nothing to do with food, taking my soul, weight, human machines of hate, or star wars.

>>73426966
pure kino

>>73426966
butt industrial nu metal

>>73426966
faggot shit
a disgrace to industrial
a disgrace to metal
Ministry but worse

>>73426260
>living innawoods with a qt sperg wife
has varg, dare i say it, made it?

>>73426966
Never bothered to listen.

>>73426074
>>73426036
did he actually get banned lmao? image is gone

>>73427049
I think he has most definitely made it. desu I think he's the happiest man in the world

>>73426908
underrated

Looking for more stuff like the first black funeral album? Preferably also usbm cause I don't know many outside the obvious ones.

Anyone has any good Sport Metal recommendations?

>>73427116
Maybe he deleted it just in case?

>>73426739
memes aside, would this be considered technical/brutal death metal? It's a huge step up from their debut in terms of aggression and complexity, but it's not exactly None So Vile

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>>73427299
What, like, sports themed metal? Is drinking a sport?

>>73427383
I'd say so. It's technical alright, and carries quite a relentless punch. It's not quite a 400bpm affair like early Cryptopsy, but I'm not sure that's a disqualifier.

Toxic Holocaust is one of the best bands of the last decade. What do you guys think?

>>73427402
I'd listen to sport themed metal.

Has any good tech death ever been made

>>73427469
only two times in history

>>73427469
yes

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>>73427299

>>73427469
these guys come to mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_9S9WH8TI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcMvmDdg1gk

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>>73427525
>butt tech

>>73427495
>>73427497
i don't believe you

>>73427550
ok

post the fastest metal

>>73427564
I'm glad we could sort this matter out, friend

>>73427572
this one, clearly
>>73427523

>>73427592
It has MARATHON in the title, what's faster than a marathon?

>>73427572
this one pretty fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29jSyfRR_-Y

>>73427572
http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/2//70/149/70149245_1.jpg

>>73427572
Basically any ultrabr00tal deathgrind where they play the snare as if the score for the drums read "tremolo"

>>73427632
I fucked my link up guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHPBX9czbgs

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Why is it that, even amongst those who love Obscura, this album has such a bad rep? The only reason I don't love it exactly as much as Obscura is because it came out three years after.

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>>73427670
Because it has an obvious superior

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>>73425007

>>73425619
nu male

>>73427757
yes, i enjoy glam very much.

>>73427757
do you want me to tickle your dick in front of your dad?

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Is there such thing as martial industrial metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxTS3BKyok4

more black metal like this

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>>73425853

>>73427874
what the fuck

stop posting wieners

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>>73427991

>>73427670
the snare drum

>>73427991
If you come here and expect anything other than absolutely gratuitous amounts of homo-eroticism, I really don't know what to tell you.

>>73427912
I think he meant split albums where two bands make music for sides A and B respectively, not just a double LP album. Good album though.

>>73424624
no shit, its not even up for debate

varg sucks musically but hes got personality and controversy

if youre so insecure that you cant handle scopin out some dongs or mire your bros bods, then you just might be a numale

>>73425982
>album artist: various artists
>track artist as normal

what's so hard about that?

>>73428323
Seriously, I bet these faggots don't even put their fingers in their friends various bodily orifices

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>>73428346
>doing anything other than "Bandname; Otherband"

You fucking disgust me you cretin

>>73426084
Beggary becomes a far fetched luxury. The world of noose justice.

>>73426217

Neige stuff is probably the only good blackgaze, among a few others. American blackgaze is shit

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>be in Mayhem
>literally FUCKING DIE

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>>73428698
>Be in Mayhem since day one
>have to deal with crazy niggers
>don't die

Being Necrobutcher is suffering

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>join band
>have buddy do some work on it
>invite buddy over for sodas
>buddy LITERALLY FUCKING STABS YOU WITH A BROKEN LAMP THAT HE SMASHED OVER YOUR HEAD 36 TIMES
>call band Mayhem

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>>73424566
What's the metal equivalent of Kid A?

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>>73428698
>get into mayhem
>steal all the fame by causing immense controversy and headlining the news
>kill the face of the band
>first album get released with your bass lines on it

>>73428950
Enbillulugugal

>>73428358
>Seriously, I bet these faggots don't even PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>Join a black metal band
>there's not even more gay sex than what you are already accustomed to
>kill self
>band gets kvlt

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>finally join a black metal band
>early in the second wave scene
>going to release your first album soon after years of work and delays
>practicinghard.gif
>making some really ingenious stuff
>gonna change the whole scene
>stage name: Dead
>LITERALLY FUCKING SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE
>band member uses picture of your dead body for upcoming bootleg/EP

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>join metal band because of all the rumors you heard about metal bands
>end up in glam band
>the makeup is a ploy and there's no gay sex backstage
>should'vejoinedSodom.jpeg

>>73429038
It was released by one of Euro's Penpals (the drummer for Masacre) you fuck

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cop or nah?

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>be Norwegian
>join a band
>get shanked

>>73429077
Yeah dude why wouldn't you wear a massive Markhor skull everywhere

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>start band called Mayhem
>CAUSE ACTUAL FUCKING MAYHEM
really busts my guts

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>be nationality
>make music
die

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>be in a black metal band
>not as good as first singer
>suddenly
>LITERALLY TORTURE A GUY IN YOUR HOUSE FOR 5 HOURS
>go to jail
>come out
>be gay
>nobody ever liked you

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>start metal band
>band is original and popular, get new bassist, start a label
>all is good, all is well
>mommy steps in and closes label
>bassist and also literally everybody else turns on your for being a little dicked pussy faggot
>plan to take revenge
>gets recorded like a complete fucking dumbass
>get stabbed in the face 30 fucking times for stirring the beast

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>start band

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>start a band
>genre: death metal

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>be american
>get shot

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>having the physical capability of being able to listen to music and create your own

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>>73429198
>lyrical themes: sorrow, death (early), partying, dating (later)

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>>73429198
>start a band
>genre: death metal
>suck at it
>switch to black metal like a trendy hipster faggot

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>want to do vocals for a metal band
>lyrical themes: satan

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>be Norwegian
>decide to start a band
>have friend over for drinks after he does all of your basslines for you for the upcoming album
>such CLASSIC NORWEGIAN CLUMSINESS that you trip and fall over a lamp and then roll over and all the shards impale your back at separate times at the same length and angle and direction over the span of 5 minutes while your buddy breathes heavily over you
>lose anal virginity
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>be black metal vocalist
>be ACTUALLY FUCKING BUTT-LOVINGLY TAINT-LICKINGLY GAY
GETS ME EVERY TIME

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>Start band
>Lyrical themes:Anime, Oddities, Cartoons, Transsexuals

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>be sodom
>be SODOM

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>be death metal vocalist
>LITERALLY DEFECATE INTO THE MICROPHONE
>ALL IN A DAY'S WORK

>>73429077
Unironically yes.

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>Listening to music at all

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>be norwegian
>have furry fantasies about being fucked by wolves all the time
>literally start a band called ULVER

jesus christ you guys

>>73424822
Isahn's solo stuff is total cringe.

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>>73429559
top kek

>>73425007
>implying neckbeards wear fedoras anymore
People in California unironically do and nobody calls them on this.

>be Finnish
>get drunk
>call up Ihashn and Samoth
>threaten to murder them and burn down Helvete
>sing children's songs and then hang up

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>be European
>write the ABSOLUTE WORST metal in existence
Pretty much sums up their continent real well

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why is crossover thrash better than thrash metal?

>>73426908
>riff salad
Get the fuck out.

>>73429693
nu-male

>>73429693
Suicidal Tendencies is the only good crossover thrash band and even they succumbed to the thrash lands completely on their third album

>>73429644
Central valley here
I openly mock fedora edgelords and even made one cry when I called him a lardass and laughed saying the Gap doesn't have his size in stock

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>>73429765
>Suicidal Tendencies is the only good crossover thrash band

Excuse me what

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>>73429647
>you will NEVER be Finnish

>>73429770
I saw people of all weights wearing fedoras the last time I was in California. Why is this?

>>73429770
I've only ever seen a person wearing a fedora I think once IRL

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>>73429803
NOICE

since wacken is a meme festival what are the most patrician metal festivals in the world? maryland deathfeast usually has killer bands

>>73429902
More like Maryland Cuckfest.

>>73429803
woah

>>73429902
that one in Las Vegas that had Boris and Elder and a bunch of good bands

>>73430139
Psycho Las Vegas.

>>73430139
>numale bands

What band is the complete anti-thesis of "nu-male"?

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>>73430150
oh damn

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>>73430179
You are fake news.

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>>73430187
Unironically Bathory.

>>73430187
>old-female

Skid Row, Poison, 90s GNR
be prepared for the constant smell of chain-smoking, cheap shampoo and broken dreams

>>73430217
this

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Post bands that have never made a bad album.

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>>73430323

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>>73430323

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>>73430323

>>73430187
>even needing to ask this question
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ra6XQMjWPoc

>>73430656
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

YOU ARE AFRAID OF YOURSELF

OF MANOWAR

>>73430219
would a glam groupie milf be the best sex possible? considering she still has looks (milf) and her experience?

>>73430675
That depends how much you like crystal meth

>>73426217
ebin pirate shirt

>>73430665
if you've never sperged out in public like this you cannot be considered trve metal
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-rnAd0C4Z7M

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>>73430323

>>73430770

>tips fedora

>>73430745
All of the interviews from that are pretty great in their own way to be honest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvE2aEMGclM

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What's some essential black crust? Pic related, had this on repeat all day.

>>73430805
Black Monolith

>>73430805
Darkthrone

>>73430646
>Hammerfall
my nigga

simultaneously a great entry-level band for the 12-15 year old kid, while remaining enjoyable to longtime metal fans for their songwriting and devotion to trve heavy metal

>>73431056
>buttpower
>enjoyable
Early records are fine, but their later output varies from mediocre to garbage.

>>73431075
t. neuvo masculino

>>73431096
>defending this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqYzI8vMG_0

>>73431108

If you don't like HammerFall you don't like metal.

>>73431242
not him, I like early HammerFall, but you have to admit, that song is fucking garbage.

>>73431276

No, YOU are garbage.

>>73429670
t. Nth generation European Immigrant

What do we think of Abbath?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTmZ1yO0j8Q

>>73431649
overrated extreme meme

>>73426739
death metal riff bible

>>73427670
>diet Obscura
if this as made by another band it could get away with an excuse, but as a matter of fact it didn't so it got forgotten for good reasons
Still not as bad as their recent outputs though

>>73429765
>Suicidal Tendencies is the only good crossover thrash band
ever heard of S.O.D??

>a shill
>arises
>from the soil
>and
>contaminates
>the yeah

OTHER BANDS PLAY

MANOWAR KILLS (nu-males)

>>73427299
avenger (uk)

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>this cuck asks people to steal Arghoslent riffs because he likes them but he don't want to be associated with racists
http://www.nocleansinging.com/2012/04/06/emancipate-these-riffs-arghoslent/

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Post pictures that would make for a good album cover art.

>tfw I just fapped and I feel gross and ashamed
can i get some /meal/ for this feel?

Can anyone name this post-metal album I'm trying to remember. The album art is of some tall snowy trees and the production is drenched with noise and ambiance.

>>73432474
>NS In Flames

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>>73432718
it's drone metal actually

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>>73432657

>>73432754
Yay, that's the one. Thanks!

>>73431276
this one is actually ok tier, rest of the album is garbage though

>archive is down
>can't look for /metal/ past threads
RREEEEEEEEEE

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this going to be the unironic AOTY
https://youtu.be/2FfDvdzeCbY

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post an album you love and rank the tracks form best to worst
>Melissa
>Satan's Fall
>Evil
>At the Sound of the Demon Bell
>Black Funeral
>Into the Coven
>Curse of the Pharaohs

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>>73433392
1. Blue Blood
2. X
3. Rose of Pain
4. Orgasm
5. Week End
6. Endless Rain
7. Kurenai
8. Celebration
9. Unfinished
10. Xclamation
11. Easy Fight Rambling
12. Prologue (~ World Anthem)

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>>73431649
>hello kids its me again the black metal clown!
>i got some fresh molly running trough my veins so all you can laugh at me while a trip on camera
>dont forget to buy my latest album and always remeber - ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!

abbath is /r/metal, varg is /mu/ and fenriz is /metal/
did i get it right?

>>73433623
Sounds about right.

>>73433623
aye

>>73433623
sounds good yeah

/r/metal: extreme metal
/mu/: core metal
/metal/: glam

early new thread
>>73433869
>>73433869
>>73433869

>>73426825
In Flames for Edgelords