Eurovision NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH 0_UXtQlY

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first

First for moldova

>>72756427

go to sleep mac

Inb4 pedo

I could fit Denmark between the gap between her teeth.

Italy best

Netherlands and Bulgaria OK

Everything else has been poor so far

Portugal about to shut it down

SNORE-tugal amirite

Masons anthem incoming

fucking towelniggers

>no russia
>no lithuania

why even bother

One of us one of us
Shitposter from r9k

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??

Portugal's song like background Disney music. I like it.

>tfw more sickly martin starr

/ourguy/ about to destroy this fag party

where is his neck?

looks like uncle fester

hungary is best
maybe romania because it's supid and funny as hell

The fuck did the audience suddenly cheer for?

Serious question, is this guy a hunchback?

EEEEU SEEIIIII

QUE NÃO SE AAMAA SOZINHOOOoooo

Who is this neet singing for portugal?

fuck, he reminds me so much of some fucking actor
guys
who the fuck am i thinking of?

Uncle Fester before he went on a drug fuelled rampage right here

FUCK YEAH 3rd song in a row that is not in English

>>72756482
Who is /ourguy/ ?

And this shit is the favorite? What the fuck?

>>72756451
More like BORE-tugal tbhwy

>>72756486
Why do you think he's singing a Disney song?

>>72756486
He just does that when he sings for some reason.

>>72756485
Key change?

>>72756468
Edgy

>>72756451
You are right

>that one clap

This is a favorite?

WHO /portugal/ HERE

>>72756485
probably some visual change

This song is /comfy/

>>72756495
oscar isaac ?

ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Portugal is like a scraggly pube of a man

>>72756495
Same here. Some guy has a similar singing voice aswell.

yeah this sure as fuck isn't gonna win, screenshot this

Did Portugal hire a sex offender or something to sing?

Woah, he brought the Armenian singer to tears.

Can we kill three nuwankers

>skeletons
>sung by a vampire
Consider me spooked lads

>>72756495
Jake Gyllenhaal?

why are the moderators wearing glitter suits

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>Portugal in ten years.

creepy skellington now

Jihad?

TIME TO GET SPOOKED BOYS

I wish the lyrics to Azerbaijan's entry were better

Cool staging

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Wiki on point

>>72756522
You're right, sleeping is /comfy/ in general.

Muito Obrigado

wow

It's nice and all, like a song that you would hear in a nice romance, but I would not call it my favorite (yet), but not that the other singers that I've heard so far are any better

EXTREME

>>72756545
thats if he survives this year, he's in need of an heart transplant

This is actually pretty good

Fucking art students. She's got Lena dunhams face

I'm gonna guess and say that she's a femenist

EXTREEEEEEME
SKELETOOOOOOON

It's an edgy tumblr girl....

boy she cute

edgy performance here

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I think Azerbaijan singer is qt

Dihaj is an anagram for jihad

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mfw

Knowing Europe, this will be #1.

look its a guy with a horse head so funny

>>72756541
>>72756529
nah, the guy I think of has more of a Keanu Reeves look, or Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia, and I think I've never seen him smile.

>>72756560
Truly going for all the sad story points I see.

How committed.

>meme horse mask

Somebody help that lady she's having a seizure

EXTREMES SKELETON

oh shit didn't know Die Antwoord is playing

reminds of a halsey song or some shit

Apply toothbrush to horse mask

>Die cis scum

I feel like her voice is too weak for that song desu

>lost my millions
what is she singing to, wall street?

I hate portugals song like fuck, then came this

This gives a vibe of satanism

Surrounded by Warren G?

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man I love this song

>>72756578
Profile picture
>>72756582
Tagged photo

i want to have sex with azerbaijan

>trump trump trump break down third cum

what???

extreme edgelord

>edgy tumblr the song

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>>72756582

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>>72756615

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>>72756554

Here we go

>>72756615
Lmao

disgusting liberal tv. you all make me sick. trump will have you in shackles soon.

not feeling the skeleton song desu

'we can change the future'
is she fucking retarded or what

LMAO

CROATIA YES

BIG BOOOOOOOYE

It's Croatia time again, let's go fat man

here comes the supreme meme

Oh boy its samwell tarley

Really gay looking fat dude with apparent homophobic history

>we can change the future

what did she mean by this?

>WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD THANK YOU

fuck off lmao liberals these days are so deluded

CROAT BLOAT

>>72756654
+1

This song makes me laugh uncontrolably.

One man boysband

>from a skeleton to this
Whoa...

nice meme song

He's fat

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It's his time to shine

If it wasnt for the gay ass falsetto and dumb lyrics, this would be good

big guy

Damn this dude is gay

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>>72756654

And to think everyone in that building was sexually abused as a child

Backdrop reminds me of that wolf shirt.

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>>72756628

Does this guy have split personality?

>>72756666
Satan is not pleased

didn't know dj khaled could sing so well

bad boy
fan(t)asy

wow is that outfit half suit half perfecto?

Also song is literally LET IT GO ripoff

Croatian pavarotti coming through?

Annoying tbphwy

not sure if i dislike the skeleton song or this fat fuck's more

>>72756680
For you

ngl, those dual vocals are pretty impressive
probably got points from the jury just for that

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Why is his mouth so small

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Croatia rn

>>72756701
kek

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FUCKING MIRACLES

Disneyvision

Croatia has a Turkish Sultan as a singer.

KEK

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aye

>>72756691
Can't unhear it.

First good song of the night

Lmao he's got the "i have a jaw!" beardline

do europeans actually watch this garbage lmao

The fuck is this song

Samwell?

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>>72756687
well that explains everything
Also this song sounds like "Let it go"

Is this supposed to sound like the frozen song

>Australia still in
Fuck off and go home

Eurovision so far

#1 Italy
#2 Croatia
#3 Netherlands
#4 Azerbaijan
#5 Bulgaria

Rest suck

is australia in eurovision for ever now?

hyeess

does he uses a lipstick or something?

>>72756737
Oh shit you're right

>>72756731
It's fucking hilarious m8.

Boypussy comin through

Aussie aussie aussie

Yayyy Sanjaya!

Who #TeamEdward here?

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>>72756731
im in Canada and I watch it

Oh look inxs singer came back from the dead

at least he's australian this time

oi oi kangaroos and koalas!!

Australia, my favorite European country.

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>aboroginal

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Why does this contest exist if half the contestants sing in American English?

>live program
>you can fast forward 2x on youtubes

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>>72756582

>>72756742
>no hungary
>no romania
shit taste

>>72756768
wew

>>72756760
Oh god, he looks just like him

That eyebrow-game ridiculous

>>72756742
Moldova was nice. Eurobeat!

this is pretty good

>>72756743
Yeah it's geographically so close to Europe they might as well include it permanently.

>>72756771
racist

Big surprise, the stickied thread on /int/ is abhorrent

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straylia

is this fred armisen

Oh look its Harry out of Styles.

hes 15 why has he emotion
namsayn

>>72756780
Conchita let herself go there...

>>72756776
I know right??

Its fucking bullshit. Every country should sing in their native language. That should be a rule. Or at least the song should be at least half native half english.

australia get your own shows jesus christ

I can't tell anymore if this is supossed to be a competition about music or gayness

Last 3 songs
>Some tumblr die cis scum
>An ultrafat fag
>This faggot

>>72756776
There should be a rule that forces people to sing their songs at least 65% in their native language, except for Australia and the UK

Aussie walks like an emu, no joke.

>>72756805
this is the only real thread

Think of all the qt ukranian pussy this guy is gonna get

Why fucking live bros

>>72756807
Ozlandia

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based Edison Cavani singing for Australia

whats the best song so far and why is it Belarus?

He's not wearing socks... Disgusting

>>72756823
It is all about diversity my mang.

>>72756818
It used to be like that, but because more people know English, the UK had a huge advantage, so they removed that rule

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>>72756782
OY VEY DELETE THIS!!!

>>72756784
Thought Hungary was Bulgaria

y no sticky
we got one last year

who the fuck are these retards and why can't any of them speak english

>>72756851
Is that like when Ireland won three years in a row?

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>post yfw Salvador boi smashes those illiterate musicians

YOU GO PORTUGAL

Green room host is best host

Magyar cigány

>>72756784
hungary wouldve been top 3 worthy if it werent for that shitty rapping

Can the hosts just stfu
Nobody cares about them lol

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>>72756886

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>>72756853
It's okay Mordecai.

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>>72756837

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jesus stfu already

>>72756895
It's commercial break time in most countries or something

How hard was it for Ukraine to teach their hosts to speak english dammit

>tfw late to eurovision thread

>>72756918
>ukraine
>speaking english

hahahahahahaahah

YEAAAAH GREECE

>>72756895
They can't afford all the big stuff like Sweden last year so they need to fill it with random talking bits

>>72756469
The bulgarian faggot is half russian i think, he was born in russia and still lives there.

>>72756932
i know, i know, but still it isn't that hard

Why the fuck did the Belgium go to the final?

>>72756945
Juncker

Shes cute but jesus does this song suck

greece entering with a banger track

>>72756936
desu with as much trouble as they've been having with it, it's a wonder ESC is happening at all this year

>>72756933
Alison Brie?

FUCK YOU GREECE

You stupid shit, I didn't know Greece language is English.

At this point it doesnt matter where the song is it all sound the same in english.

She's going to strip, isn't she

tfw a guy with Demy's bone structure would be an incel virgin but girls can get away with all kinds of recessed bones and genetic failures as long as they arent fat and old

>>72756943
I want them to sound like the guy in gogol bordelo

>>72756940
Be nice to the little boy

qt

OH SHIT WHERE DID THAT CHORUS COME FROM?

>celebrate diversity
>all white so far
Looking good

>>72756945
Because she was cute and the other shit was worse.

All I hear is ahdjfjshdhdLOVEsjddbsjfNEVERsjdj.
Her english awful.

>>72756961
stfu cunt

ooh la la sexy bare chested men

CALL ON MEEEEE

How did this fucking shit get into the finale again?
She blows the high note every single time.

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>tfw Eurovision is in a war torn country

How do these Eurovision songs manage to be so bland and forgettable all the time?

Whats their secret?

>>72756972
there was a couple of tanned guys close enough

Can we all agree that Azerbaijan has had the best track so far?

Water bois!

This and Swagwells song is best so far.

>>72756972
Yeah, but it's very gay.

1. Moldova
2. Hungary
3. Denmark

I'd love to make her choke if you get what I mean

EVERYWHERE IS ISLAA-A-AAAM

Holy shit those false notes

>>72756981
She can blow my high note mate

Chad singing for spain

What's your favorite so far? Portugal here senpai

>>72756974
This is actualy 7/10 English for Eurovision standards

leg screenshot pls

Maldavo is gonna win

So fucking gay

>>72757017
Moldova and Azerbaijan are the patrician picks

>>72756951
Juncker isn't Belgian

>>72757011
Dat mouth yoga though. Dirty thoughts

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>>72756972

Do it for Harambe

Do it for Harambe

Do it for Harambe

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>>72756982
>If Russia doesn't place 1st the tanks will start rolling into the building

Spaniard one direction neat

>>72757017
>Croatia
Or
>Austria
Or
>Moldova

>>72756991

Most are written by the same group of people.
There was a year G:son had like 5 songs in the final.

The Beach Chicos

Bruno tapas mars

>>72757017
I liked Moldova eurobeat and sax guy

As if the Gorilla wasn't enough, now they have to sing The Lazy Song too.

that bass is way to big for his size

>>72757030
It's the Eurovision what did you expect

Today i am not doing anything

>>72757017
Belarus, Azerbaijan and Moldova

Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song, is it you

>>72757017
Croatia

Gayboi Beach Squad.

>>72757044
there not competing

Are those guys gonna kiss or what?

>Mix between Bob Dylan and Ed Sheeran

Literally sounds nothing like Bob Dylan.

>>72756972
Last years winner was Muslim, ethnic minority and female

>>72756995
It was good
Don't be fooled by the staging

Italy was best

Whos this budget robert plant

>>72757083
no that's just what spanish people are like

una dirección

>>72757017
Croatia

how is this even music?

HONK

>>72757072
Lordi

>Dat dead eyed stare
You just know he got his "career" by taking it deep in the arse.

last place confirmed for spain

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GUY WITH THE GUITAR DOING?
PLS RESPOND

Tbh I was upset because the song Sweden sent was kinda bad, but after listening to all these shit songs, I feel like we might even have a chance

>>72757082
>*they're

Lyrics:

Do it for ya LAVA

>>72757085
You don't remember Dylan's pop-reggae period?

Also DEEEUUEUUA IT

the bitch boys

welp...that voice crack just guaranteed last place

End credit to a low budget film song

Seems like spain is taking last place this year

DOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVERDOITFORYOURLOVER

so catchy lol guys xD

Do it (in the butt) for your lover.

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>>72756972
>Israel
>white

has this guy even been to hawaii

>>72757044
Russia isn't even IN the final. [Spoiler]GET TO COVER[/Spoiler]

>>72757109
exactly my thoughts

>>72757123
as is tradition along with germany

Acton Bronson

here comes the Watch Dogs guy

is that squarepusher

Spain bro looks like my shitty cousin. But he's prettier than her, so.

>>72757109
Pretending to play.
Apparently they're only allowed to sign on stage and everything else comes off tape.
t. local imouto

>>72757122
Which was provided free of charge for "exposure"

Burzum 2018

>DAFT PUNK

Wow, Squarepusher got really mainstream

SQUAREPUSHER YES

>>72757144
+1

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

Is Eurovision getting hacked by Russia?

>>72757144
Quirky and weird = cool

Sombra online

fuck yea squarepusher

Hhng, the best part of the spanish song is all the spanish bitching on twitter they didnt end up top 10 because europe hates them.

>I'm gonna kill that boy in my bed

I'm going to kill kill kill

IM GOING TO KILL THE BOYS IN MY SHED

damn, was expecting more from these guys because they looked like they'd pull some interesting music

>>72757174
The voting will be hacked. The voting telephones colluded with the russians.

V V V V V V V V V V V V
V V V V V V V V V V V V
V V V V V V V V V V V V
V V V V V V V V V V V V

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>>72757142

>Epiphone

disgusting

This is bretty gud tbqh, Norway bringing quality back to mediocre this year.

>>72757151
but whatever he was doing wasnt even in the recorded instrumental

HACK THE PLANET

Deadmau5 tipoff here boys

Liked Spain the most so far

>>72757195
>>72757187
These are the actual lyrics

If it wasn't for the lyrics this would be pretty okay

fuck that middle 8

This song is about schizophrenia

This song will probably be stuck in my head for the next week.

the singing is the worst part from this song

Hello forgive English I am Croatia.
Please do not vote for our country. We are so poor we cannot afford to hold the festivities in our country. Thanks to you.

I fucking hate the on screen shit this year, like don't show me graphics that aren't part of he actual number

>>72757017
Brazil

>klitschko
LMAO

>>72757220
Fuck off
We don't accept teen girls here

jesus can't these hosts just fuck off

>Ukrainian "comedy"

ITS DARE

>>72757211
HACK EVERYTHING*(tm)

*Except most of the stuff

Apparently the fat Croatian guy really hates gay people.
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/05/13/croatias-eurovision-contestant-faces-accusations-of-homophobia/
He was even named Homophobe Of The Year by some Hungarian website.

These hosts are fucking aweful

FRIENDS LMAO

>>72757236
SO vova I kant beleive i lernad englisg bay watchin frienz

>>72757241
I hope you win.

>>72757241
don't worry, we weren't gonna vote for croatia anyway

Never seen such flavorless hosts before in an award like this

omg his house

>>72757017

Croatia desu

I understand Italian so I couldn't get over the horrible lyrics

MÅNS PLEASE SAVE US FROM THIS TWARPS

Don't remind us of a host who knows how to be funny.

That ukranian host reminds me off naugthy fred from courage with that creepy ass smile

>>72757258
OUR GUY

What country is this their humour is utter shite.

[x] kill everyone in this sketch

>>72757289
haha

Hope this ends with Mans abusing them...sexually

I miss him :(

Belgium is the best desu

>>72757301
>>72757304
this

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>>72757293

>they knew they were so boring so they brought in the host from Sweden
That's just sad

>>72757258
Voting for him now.

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lmao the spanish press is already shitting on the singer lol

No Mans, they weren't ready.

>>72757314
hahahahaha
Wait, you're serious? Let me hard even harder
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>72757317

Spain the best so far.

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>Okay, what is in your pocket?

ALRIGHT BRITBONGS GET READY WE OWN THIS SHIT.

First nigger of the night spotted

>>72757339
translate?

>>72757258
>>72757297
>>72757325
>hating gay people
>watching eurovision
Why

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PLS GIB US VOTES!!!!!

>>72757339
Translate?

UK here we go, here we fucking go

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>Eurovision
>UK
Not how it works m8

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right host dude's smile reminded me of:

>>72757325
fuck you

>>72757341
:^)

>>72757347
*punches your shoulder*

>united skindom