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First

second for rhinoplasty

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third for AOTY

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>>72615055
AOTY

those brazillians are up to something

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music is meant to be fun

>>72615086
says who

$ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCK8SHDusNU
L https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz-yotHZzIg
@ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoA3xdcuzbA
M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn1aKQwl9Ag

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>>72615081
Yeah, but what about the Swedes?
What the fuck do they put in the water over there?

>>72615099
>posts a compilation released in 1999
Wow, you're so retarded you can't even play pretend

>>72615089
only numales, are you nu here dude
btw im on your side

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>>72615115
We already know to expect excellence from the Swedes

Spoiler alert: in 7 years varg kills euronymous.

>>72615125
literally who

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>>72615125
literally who

Anyway, what do you guys think about Crossfire?

>>72615141
>literally who
welll LARPed

I'M A MEAN MACHINE, I'M THE KIND YOU DON'T WANNA MEET
MY MIDDLE NAME IS TROUBLE, I'M A DANGER IN THE STREET
MY MOTOR'S IN OVERDRIVE, I GOT MY PEDAL TO THE FLOOR
NEVER GET ENOUGH, ALWAYS COMIN' BACK FOR MORE

>MASTERS OF METAL
AGENTS OF STEEL
>MASTERS OF METAL
AGENTS OF STEEL
>MASTERS OF METAL
AGENTS OF STEEL
>MASTERS OF METAL
AGENTS OF STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>>72615055
I think Halford's a fag

>>72615169
>assless leather chaps
>spiked bracelets
>biker boots
I see what you mean, but he's in Judas fuckin' Priest, not Village People

>>72615169
yeah dude and I guess Freddie Mercury's also a fag eh? Fucking doofus.

>>72615169
t. thrashie

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Name a heavier album
>pro tip: you cant.

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>be me
>go to the mall
>check out Tapeworld
>pick up the new Fates Warning and King Diamond
>go to the arcade
>get the high score on Galaga
>input my initials: ASS
>wait for my hot step-mom with floofy hair to pick me up in the T-bird
>Why Can't This Be Love by Van Halen is playing on the radio
>check out some babes on the sidewalk and pull down my sunglasses as I raise my eyebrow and grin
They totally wanted to bang, but were giggling and laughing while pointing at something behind me

faggots make good music

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>>72615221

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>>72615221
Boom

>>72615135
Idk, apparently one of the guys did a demo called pure fucking armegeddon that released earlier this year, hes a bit of a commie but the music goes hard. See if you can get your hands on a tape of it.

>>72615246
baka

>>72615246
What the fuck is this

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Is this the pinnacle of FUN?

>>72615235
What is this style of music? Its like a filthier venom, i like it.

>>72615266
Better then that glam poser shit. Hopefully it dies soon.

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I don't think they'll ever top this one, dudes

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FUCK OFF FAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOTTTTTTT
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU POSERS

Traded this tape with a friend. This is pretty neat, i dont think this sound will catch on though.

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>>72615282
they already have

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>>72615299
Forgot pic

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HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN

>>72615306
Orgasmatron is the heaviest track ever, though

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any of you dudes heard this? it's like a pissed off slayer with punk drums, but it's from chicago

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>>72615310
IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING

>>72615307
Sounds like a Slaughter ripoff recorded through a stetoscope

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off topic
boobs
proceed

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>>72615307
>those growling vocals
What the fuck man I don't get it

Has anybody spun this album yet?

>>72615319
Sounds better than this.
https://youtu.be/z9VLn93tN78
Hopefully they dont record anything more.

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>>72615081
>>72615115
Brazilians and Swedes are smalltime, check out what the Japs are doing

>>72615340
wow i sure hope these guys don't spawn the most nu-male subgenre of all time

>>72615331
Is there a list of d-beat and crust bands whose name begins with dis?

>>72615359
Huh. Never heard that term used.

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>>72615359
Unlikely, but I'm sure POWER fucking METAL is here to stay and pretty soon tons of European bands will play power metal with nothing but riffs and not use shitty synths and god forbid female vocals like goth shit

>>72615367
i dont think there is, but i'd love to hear some more
>>72615359
what's a nu-male?

>>72615372
>>72615375
I think he means a pillow-biter

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Holy shit dudes, motherfuckin LEGACY got signed to Atlantic, album impending, THRASH TIL FUCKIN DEATH!

>>72615373
fuck yeah

post your fav black metal tracks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf86IdMufRE

>>72615398
This is pure evil!!!
https://youtu.be/ZWqBm28ZKeE

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>>72615398
Pfft, Running Wild isn't true black metal, the real Teutonic Trio is Sodom, Destruction, and Iron Angel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3eoYBNTK1c

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OOGH

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they've done it again

the absolute mad lads

>>72615407
>Onslaught
Holy fuck Anon, this is great
This is exactly the kind of band that will crush all this glam shit
Hopefully they never experience a line-up change and get the faggot from Grim Reaper on vocals hahaha that would suck

>>72615438
how the hell do you even get a guitar to sound like that

I like sucking cock!! Tonnes of it!! And i like swallowing cum!!! In 30 years time i will post on 4chan that glam is the best metal genre!!

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>>72615438
Total fucking sellout bringing those synths in when they said they'd never do it. Fuck Iron Maiden, they betrayed their roots. Pic related is what I'm bumping now.

>>72615469
tagged by Paul Di'anno

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Real AOTY, Slayer fags fuck off!!

Take your LARPing back to /r/music, fucking faggots

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GORGAR WILL EAT YOU

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>>72615521
Yeah you dumb bitches, all this roleplay gets really gay. Let's talk about THIS masterpiece that dropped last week.

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ids bretty gud

>>72615522
MURDERER
YOU'RE ON THE RUN FROM THE LAW
MURDERER

>>72615597
'RECTILE 'RECTILE
JUST WATCH IT GROW

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>>72615597
>HE SAID GET OUT OF HERE
>NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE
>YOU SMASHED HIS HEAD
>AND THE MAN DIED

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>>72615221
it depends mostly on what your definition of "heavy" is

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>>72615306
and it's called "Iron Fist"

>>72615540
This album is so fucking good, I still can't believe how many riffs are packed into these 8 tracks.

>>72615055
imagine if metal bands started sounding like this in 30 years and called it mathcore
haha
https://youtu.be/smNqlFUwlMA?t=56

Make way for the real AotY. It's really quite tubular.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VSGDnzHFuY

>>72615166
>MASTERS OF DIGITS
AGENTS OF DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS

>>72615169
You're a fag.

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post your album of the year and your favourite japanese cartoon girl, r/metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgLIq-SXEA

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>>72616337
Best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQJ2LA1DHJA

>>72616388
Holy shit do you live in 1985???

Post wiffs

>>72616448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLeOtRf6_1g

https://dir666.bandcamp.com/album/satan-hunt-for-sex-slaves
This guy is the equivalent of Tank Genocide or Sloth, dropping an album every other week practically through Depressive Illusion. It's always this godawful "DSBM" with softcore porn artwork.

>>72616388
I want to _____ skeletor

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Name a better album
protip
>you cant

>>72616491
Gweat wiffs

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give me some modern metal that is not shit, recent stuff. melodic guitars, vocals, stuff like that

just marathoned pic related and its fairly alright sounding discount spurdo Nevermore

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What if technical bm?

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>>72616582

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>>72615086
>Dark Moor

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>>72615221
Out of my way, these guys are up to something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7hOkYvbMsM
Guitarist looks like he is stuck to late 60s though so that's odd.

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>>72616337
Blue Blood > Art of life

>>72616648
are you a time traveler

Were they Norway's finest export?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85IYHu9mNGY

>>72616653
shit quoted wrong post
>>72616648 meant for >>72615086

>>72616469
t. Daniel Maarat

>>72616818
what does Maarat have to do with anything, did he slam this guy too?

SUN GOES DOWN
TIDE GOES IN

where are my glammers at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byq2K2IYMlI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgZkC-wrRxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH8mmayZ1jA

>>72617047
I've always liked Makin' Love on the basis that it's Malmsteen ripping off Impellitteri AND the music video is ripping off Enuff Z'Nuff.

TOMORROW WILL TAKE US AWAY
FAR FROM HOME
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW OUR NAMES
BUT THE BARD'S SONGS WILL REMAIN
TOMORROW ALL WILL BE KNOWN
AND YOU'RE NOT ALONE
SO DON'T BE AFRAID
IN THE DARK AND COLD
CAUSE THE BARD'S SONGS WILL REMAIN
THEY ALL WILL REMAIN

>>72616469
wew lad
I'm scrolling through the catalog now and I don't know whether to laugh or fap
metal for this feel?
>inb4 any of these Depressive Illusions bands
no way am I clicking Play on any of these

List your top 5 numale and buttmetal bands. Ill start
Numale
>Gojira
>Early Mastodon
>Opeth
>Shining
>Emperor
Buttmetal
>Dying fetus
>Waking the Cadaver
>Necrophagist
>Meshuggah
>Sodom

why the fuck people keep saying that atmospheric bm is shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoMxDvkPZr8

>>72617183
the whole catalog is awful and the only band with any slight value is Skyforest, but even then it's atmoblack

>>72617344
No riffs. But to be fair, with the state of this general where it is, we dont deserve them.

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Spinebreaker, you fuckin' bozos

https://youtu.be/cPDbEnUhdNM

>>72617385
>No riffs
what did he mean by this

I'm new to BM, recommend me some good entry essential level shit.

>>72617417
1) listen to Bathory
2) repeat step 1

>>72617437
Bathory isn't BM at all

>>72617417
Blasphemophager
Martire
Proclamation
Conqueror
Beherit
Infernal Execrator

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>>72617447
FOAD

118th for Vader

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Holy fucking shit

>>72616487
bone

>>72617417
Early Sodom, Celtic Frost, Hellhammer, Venom and Sarcofago. Then proceed with Norway's scene.

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R I F F S

>>72617875
pic related stomps on it

>>72617956
shit taste desu

>>72617969
takes one to know one

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WHITE POWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuFAMAYjgq8
14/88 BROTHERS

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>>72615709
Brotherhood Of Man

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Can somebody recommend me a metal album with gregorian chants or some kind of choir? Leaning towards extreme metal but will try any genre, you never know

Am I supposed to pick some random artist I like, listen to all of their stuff and then move on to another artist or listen to different albums from different artists? There is so much to listen to, it's overwhelming.

>>72618483
Batushka

>>72618577
listen to different albums from different artists

if you like the album explore more of their discography

Can someone post the pizza-thrash chart.

Thanks in advance

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>>72618582
already listened :((

>>72618582
>>72618483
Seconding this. I've already listened to Batushka

>>72618483
>>72618657
>>72618671
Powerwolf

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https://echthros.bandcamp.com/album/iyov

Definitely not extreme metal, but it has some Eastern Orthodox chants.

>>72618483
I think Moonsorrow - Hävitetty has choirs

>>72618483
Listen to Sarpantium. They are pretty heavy christian death metal band with chants used sometimes.

>>72618735
Sarpanitum*

>>72618239
>steppe nomads
>1488
>white pride

Rly mks u think

>>72618757
Ungarn is white sarmatian

>>72618692
I thought i was the only one listening to this album

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>>72618483
https://aeternam.bandcamp.com/track/hubal-profaner-of-light

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R.I.F.F.S.

Heavy and intelligent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_oyRUEpMvc

>>72618483
DsO - Carnal Malefactor

>>72618785
Same! Good to know I'm not.
I usually dislike spoken-word passages, but the ones on there are quite tasteful; they really add to that heavy, brooding atmosphere.

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>>72618808
To Hell With The Devil AOTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvdAh_rmckY

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ONE SYLLABLE
ONE VOWEL

>>72618918
shit?

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so this is the power of power?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JWONTckuN7w

>>72619026
no, this is the power of power:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llt6kyAdHZI

What would be Orc Metal /mu/?

More discussion on 2017 albums please.

Anyone like the new Firespawn?

>>72619122
I'm thinking really boneheaded groove metal with black & death influences and loads of percussion
a bit like if Slipknot was actually good
but preferably UK bands, since the Warhammer Orks have British accents

>>72619189
Extremecuck metal is not allowed here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7QiMOx4Po

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>>72619189
I haven't listened to it yet because my autism demands that I listen through their discography. I might get around to it some time this week.

>>72618483
turisas

>>72617344
Good album.

>>72619273
and by "them" I mean Hate, not Firespawn
sorry

>>72617417
listen to Elderwinds album 20 times

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is Power Black Metal a thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kw6_2tp-LE

>>72615269
>Anon doesn't know Hellhammer
What a pleb.

>>72615709
>>72615306
>>72615282
Overkill, Bomber and Ace of Spades are all better albums and only contrarians disagree (Bastards is pretty good as well).
Orgasmatron (the track) is awesome though.

>>72617447
>what is s/t and under the sign of the black mark

>>72619350
Huh WOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umcMVpgw8wM

>>72616491
Peace Sells.

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THIS ALBUM MAKES MY PENIS STAND TALL
THIS ALBUM MAKES MY PENIS ROAR
THIS ALBUM MAKES MY SPERM BOIL
SURGING TOWARDS ERUPTION ALL OVER THE GLOBE

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>>72618934
Hey Faggots,
My name is Jens, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day listening to glam and power. You are everything bad in /metal/. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than subscribing to ThuleanPerspective on YouTube.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm a founding member and frontman of a world-famous band. What bands are you in, other than your bedroom black metal project with 2 free tracks on Bandcamp? I also program a mean drum track, and have a banging hot girlfriend (I just ate her out and she twitched in a 7/4 polyrhythm when she came; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>72619522
cash money/10

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Best Vod.

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>>72619350
>is Power Black Metal a thing?
this gets asked every three fucking threads
of course blackened power metal is a thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqTstAsyBx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYLh4EXbs_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzgNiWZlrxY

>>72619522
I unironically agree with this pasta

>>72619638
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzgNiWZlrxY

New Kadenzza never.

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RATE RATE

>>72619777
++Riot

I think found something i like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQbOA3r0Hgc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExlaQBvEXOw

>>72620001
what the hell this is kind of cool

>>72620003
shittier three days grace
didn't know it was possible

>>72620141
do you even get rowdy

>>72620190
my doctor says I can't get rowdy anymore:(

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post legitimately laughable albums

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post legitimately great albums

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>>72620210

>>72620274
DELETE THIS

>>72620210
your favourite album
>>72620272
my favourite album

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post legitimately average albums

>>72620272
you first

>>72620304
>>72620272
>>72620210
This is your brain on metal.

Death metal died in 1988

Death metal is nothing but a meme genre

>>72620290
Shut up HHH. Go record several scenes as a trap. I might not buy your albums, not even as a joke, but I'll buy your DVDs.

Death metal never lived

>>72620362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehNojNn1j5U

>>72620362
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:1988_deaths
it's not there

Are you satanists?

>>72620392
It's 1986, DM hasn't been born yet.
>inbf but muuuh possessed
That's thrash. Even Bestial Devastation is closer to dm than that album.

>>72620422
no, but i'm gay

>>72620422
I'm agnostic but I think that satanisms are interesting religions

Glam&Power is the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNyZtmUR7sQ

>>72620422
I'm christian

>>72620422
what do you think that word means?

>>72620422
there's nothing better in the mortal world than drinking a cup of fresh virgin blood after deflowering her.

I'm really digging this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YHeYJupYkA

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what are you listening to /meal/

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Should butt doom be a thing?

>>72620612
Current 93

>>72620615
>what is Pallbearer, Khemmis, Katatonia, Bell Witch, Anathema, Swallow The Sun, Paradise Lost...
you're kind of late to the party

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>>72620615
It already is

>>72620651
t. good taste

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>>72615055
i can't stop listening to Eyeless
i just think its what i think of as an ideal metal track
hard to put into words
just has a showcase of all of the elements while still feeling like a complete track

>>72620679
babby's first metal

>>72620679
its got some amen break and then a breakdown

>>72620679
can you go into bit of detail?

>>72615055
i love that artwork

>>72620703
>metal
>implying

>>72620736
nu-metal is metal whether you like it or not

>>72620422
...

>>72619273
>my autism demands that I listen through their discography
haha I'm the same way. I might binge-listen to Hate's discography sometime in the next couple weeks myself.

>>72620760
Except it's not, you retarded fuck.

>>72620788
I'm waiting for your arguments

>>72620820
You posited they were metal on the first place: You argue in favour of its status as metal and I'll follow. Burden of proof and all.

>>72620703

not really, i mean ive never been crazy /mu/ listening to music non stop ive always been a little bit of music a little bit of talk shit (howard stern/joe rogan/pka) so i guess in a way you can say i dont have much exposure but i cant find something better that showcases what i find ideal in something heavy/aggresive
maybe dilinger escape plans limerant death??? idk not really

>>72620704
>>72620705

i mean its hard for me to put into words, im not the best at doing it
when i think of my ideal metal track i think you can basically call it nu-metal, its just my preference
fast paced lyrics (maybe a lil rappy but still aggressive as shit) i like my drums with unique patterns and something memorable and yea whatever as you can see i cant put shit into words
essentially when im on addy in the library or in the gym trying to grind shit out my go to is typically that song when im losing steam

>>72620860

the guy youre responding to isnt me, im mr.slipknot i hold the title

>>72620873
What you like is called mallcore, not metal, and there's plenty of it around.

>>72620888
>nazi trips of übertruth

>>72615589
it's good but too long for its own good

I like it more than the other beverast albums tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v07iglIfaU

can you guys help me find an album? the cover was white and there was a drawing of a dragon/snake in the sky. It was drawn with fine fblack lines. the name of the alum was not in english. I've seen it posted on /meal/ a few times so I don't think it's that obscure

I usualy don't listen to bm a lot but this was great if I remember correctly

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*growls in Chinese*

the Richard Spencer haircut is pretty good

>>72620655
> Buttdoom
Pallbearer, Khemmis, Katatonia, Bell Witch, Anathema, Swallow The Sun, Paradise Lost

> Buttblack
Keep of Kalessin, Sargeist, Watain, Behexen, Kalmah, Horna

> Buttdeath
?

Casting a vote to rename Pizza Thrash to ButtThrash tho

>>72620972
>short hair

>>72620987
Buttdeath is easy come on, Amon Amarth and Deathklok out of the top of my head.

>>72620888 (checked)

figured i wouldnt be too welcome here, unless you mean mallcore in a non deragotory way
just out of curiosity, what would you consider nu metal and what do you listen to
desu just looking for some new music

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>>72620987
>Buttdeath

>>72620987
>Buttdeath
late Gorguts, Ulcerate, Six Feet Under, Artificial Brain, Necrophagist

>>72620987
>Pizza Thrash to ButtThrash tho
Not at all the same idea. Pizza Thrash can actually be good, too.

>>72621045
> Ulcerate and Artificial Brain
> Buttdeath

I don't want you to be right but you are

>>72621024
>figured i wouldnt be too welcome here
we don't hate you, it's just that nu-metal is very entry level, coming in here without knowing a lot and making a claim as bold as you did is kinda weird

>>72621045
Edgy
>>72621024
I don't give credit to the term "nu metal". Just because some fucks in Rolling Stone magazine think that anything shouty and with loud guitars is metal, and just because those fucks in the 1994-1998 scene were ignorant enough to think that metal starts and ends with Metallica and thought metal was somehow dead during one of its most fertile periods doesn't lend any legitimacy to the term. Mallcore is much more fitting because it's loud, angsty muzak that appeals to the edgy hot topic teens and the manchildren who can't stomach extreme metal but still want to be seen as a tough guy by his younger peers.

Mallcore, nu-metal, whatever you want to call it, it's an umbrella term that covers all those bands that really, really, *really* want to be considered metal, as if it's some sort of badge of honour, but fall short in pretty much all departments except "it's p. loud u guise"

>>72621110
ONE THING

>>72621133
I DON'T KNOW WHY

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>>72621110
>discredits nu-metal as not metal
>likes shitty modern tech deathcore
either you go full DMU, either you fuck off
there's no middle ground here

>>72621155
You're utterly incoherent

>>72621173
I'm really not

>>72620987
>Butt black
You forgot Burzum and Darkthrone
>Butt death
Death, dying fotos, Origin, Beyond Creation, Necrophagist

>>72621193
oh haha sorry man guess ur not after all huh

>>72621095

i wasnt really saying that my opinion is objectively correct, kinda just stating my preference
dont really agree that some music is objectively the best regardless of preference
definitely do agree that some music is objectively shit, but to say that 'x album is objectively good and if you dont like it youre an idiot' completely negates the fact that some people have preferences and thats just a thing that exists
some people like getting shit on, and some people just like vanilla sex ya feel

>>72621110

agree that rolling stone's cult following is a bit fucking annoying as shit
so what do you say is real metal, and would you say Metallica fits metal at all

>>72621208
Bumbum and Darkthrone are pretty good though, memes and nu-males aside

>>72621224
>would you say Metallica fits metal at all
Are you ok?

Is Aquarian the best song Sleep made? I'm not sure why Dopesmoker gets so much praise, is it just a "dude 67 minutes of dude weed lmao" meme? Aquarian is tight and 100% Sleep.

>>72621224
>so what do you say is real metal
my favourite genre
all the other ones are not metal

>>72621252
What's wrong with "dude 67 minutes of dude weed lmao" though? Honestly.

>>72621232
>le hypnotic riffs
They were the original nu males

>>72621252
For those who are lazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_0X6r64Ko4

>>72621245

in the post i was responding to i got the vibe that he was saying that Metallica was only 'half' metal and i could be pretty off base but thats the vibe i got
imo they definitely are, just trying to get what he was saying

>>72621261

expecting this answer desu

>>72621273
We're discussing their status as buttblack, not numale black. Butt-anything is pretty much the opposite of numale shit. Not even power or glam are as disgustingly macho as buttmetal.

Not to say it's good, because it's not

>>72621268
It becomes boring after the first 5 minutes. Nobody wants to listen to same riffs for an hour unless they're flying in the orbit

>>72621291
You need to get some o dat reading comprehension matey mate (and also historical context)

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>>72618483
henlo doggy
basically any black metal contains chanting and chorus
listen to this entry level album that is very good and not too harsh for dog ears

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>>72620307
ok

>>72621316
>unless they're flying in the orbit
You could say the same thing about anything, really.
>Nobody wants to listent to black metal unless they're into black metal

le buttdeath xD

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>>72621316
>Nobody wants to listen to same riffs for an hour

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>>72621322

definitely dont have either

here is one of my fav foxes for troubling this general, ty for distracting me from my soc paper

>>72620987
>buttblack
>Kalmah
Yeah that melodic death metal band sure is buttblack

>>72621353
t. offended 6FU fan

I still don't get this butt meme and I've been browsing here for over a year and a half.

>>72621353
>s-stop making fun of Amon Amarth!

>>72621379
nice fox
and don't be sorry, but try to listen to more metal, and different styles of metal, before posting
good luck for your paper friendo

>>72621402
>over a year and a half.
You ain't shit

>>72621402
It's just another way to call something generic.

>>72621353
>g-gorguts is great guys i swear!!

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rec some american black metal like pic related

>>72621455
It's not about it being generic

>>72621402
Butt anything is something that sounds plastic or cliche that isn't hipster material. Something like amon amarth and lamb of God.
The lines between butt and nu male metal can be blurry though. Toxic Holocaust for example is both.

>>72621476
kys

>>72621483
Yes it is.

>>72621484
Lamb of God, Five Finger Death Punch, etc. are standard buttmetal though

>>72620963
http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Na%C3%B0ra/Allir_vegir_til_gl%C3%B6tunar/546864

>>72621342
Well, you could say so. But The Holy Mountain offers a lot more versatility, thus making it better in my opinion.

>>72621512
I think butt metal should be both accessible and generic. Sadistic intent are pretty generic, but they're not butt metal.

>>72621476
kys

>>72621512
No, it's about being bro-tier, bland, overproduced shit that appeals to the dilettantes who can't into properly good bands.
>hey bro check out this band they're so BR00TL
>omg dude that's HARDCOR AS FUKK

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>>72621503
>>72621559
wow this 'kys' album must be awesome, artist name?

>>72621476
>le ebin troll

>>72621476
You could look up some Frisco BM I guess; I'm sure you'll find a lot of gay people making metal there

>>72621587
kys - kys

>>72621587
Cringe

>>72621587
the band's name is "kys". The album's name is "yourself my man"

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>>72621587

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whats your favorite example of symphonic metal and why is it S&M
also tell me about your day /metal/, i think u r all v cute

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>>72621615
>kill yourself yourself my man

>>72621554
Generic anything being accessible is a given.

>>72621562
So, generic bands.

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>>72621655
this is some devoted shitposting anon

>>72621655
welcome traveler from three years ago

you haven't missed shit

>>72621677
>here, let me disregard your description and apply mine as a clever way to make it look like you just proved me right
How does it feel, anon, to have so much spare room inside your skull? Do you get dizzy sometimes?

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>>72621690
>shitposting in /metal/
right at home

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>>72621643
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW whose favorite symphonic metal album isn't narrated by Sir Christopher Lee

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>CRAWL THE PATH I WALKED

>>72621718
>define X
>"so it's X?|
>"No, RETARD, it's Y"

Shiggy diggy

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Can we talk about music for a sec?

This album is more death metal than Scream Bloody Gore, Seven Churches or Morbid Visions and yet I rarely see it mentioned when discussing early DM. When people talk about albums being ahead of their time, this is the kind o stuff that should come up. It's vicious, gritty and heavy like nothing else at the time. Hell, it'd take Bolt Thrower's and Carcass's debut the following year to overthrow it.

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>>72621760
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW whose favorite symphonic metal album isn't from Christopher Lee

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>>72621774
>bc rich
kek i guess his guitar snapping in half during the performance would really make it hardcore

>>72621780
My description was not that of generic music. Generic dm would be shit like Benediction and Cannibal Corpse, not Six Feet Under or Amon Amarth. Not my fault you can't read more than five words in a row without getting lost in your own mediocre thoughts.

>>72621677
>Generic anything being accessible is a given.
How new are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO14ypbS3L4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxgNLthQzd4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV2CTeSYEsA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>72621821
>not Six Feet Under or Amon Amarth

This explains a lot.

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post your dream metal band

>Bolt Thrower riffs
>Death vocals

>like Ved Buens Ende
>But more
>more of it

>>72621880
this was meant to quote this >>72621858

>>72621858
>super heavy stoner doom
>with tuvan throat singing
I'm so pissed off that it doesn't exist that I'm learning throat singing to make it myself
shit's hard

>>72621858
>Black Fast
>but without the suckage

>>72621834
Are you implying accessibility relies on popularity or that those songs aren't things butt-metal fans would enjoy?

Because it doesn't and they would.

>>72621907
lolsoquirky eclecticism is such a 2000s gimmick

>>72621518
this is it, thanks a lot man!

>>72621927
Okay now you're trolling

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>>72621880
It's your lucky day anon

>>72621821
go back to the metalsucks comments section, pleb

>>72621799
http://lairofthebastard.blogspot.com/2013/06/christopher-lee-charlemagne-omens-of.html

>>72621970
>Post generic music
>Can't believe someone would treat it as generic music

What do you want

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>>72621975
I obviously know about Viurs. To be honest even pic related is closer to Written in Waters than Virus is

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>>72621992
>go back to the metalsucks comments section, pleb

Anyone ever listen to Kuolleet Intiaanit? It's Oranssi Pazuzu with the black metal elements gone. So, automatically better.

migr6

>>72622110

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>>72622060
>amon amarth and 6fu aren't generic

>>72622167
Oh god you're genuinely retarded

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>>72621907
>throat-singing in metal
you're doing god's work anon

>>72621858
>early BT riffs
>early BT drums
>early BT vocals
>IVth Crusade production
>slight tinge of fuzz

alternatively
>spinebreaker with less fuzz and BT vocals

alternatively
>early Metallica, but sped up and with blast beats

alternatively
>Soeedböozer
>but more of it

>>72622316
It's been done a bunch of times, though. Mainly in black metal and of course folk metal

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>>72621476
>>72621503
>>72621559
>>72621587
>>72621599
Good luck finding it

>>72622990
my man

NEW THREAD:
>>72623229
>>72623229
>>72623229
>>72623229

>>72621804
/gg/ pls