/grimes/

art angels is her best album desu

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>Unironically liking pop music

>>72497642
back to the discussion, she will be irrelevant the SECOND she turns 30, which is in less than a year.

>>72497687
Why?

>>72497642
Cool.

I'm more a fan of this version of it myself (you can hear it segue into being the same song around the 7:30-8:00 minute mark):
https://youtu.be/lhNxvoXOKcI

>>72497700
That's how pop music works, you're either hot and young or you're out.

>>72497687
Music doesn't lose relevance because of it's author's age.

>>72497736
Music? No.

Pop Music? Definetly.

>>72497723
see
>>72497736

>>72497758
see
>>72497747

>>72497723
>>72497747
>literally who's bjork
>literally who's david bowie
>literally who's carly rae jepsen

>>72497778
Carly and Bjork are irrelevant, just because you see them posted on here doesn't they're relevant.

David Bowie was a man and even he couldn't escape irrelevancy in his late 30's.

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>>72497723
but grimes is so not hot

"Stupid and retarded." - Ariel Pink

What more is there to say??

>>72497747
>Pop Music? Definetly.
Than how is it that Max Martin continues to write/produce pop hits despite the fact that he's in his 40s?

>>72497814
She's still "young" though, her whole shtick of being a qt doesn't work anymore once she's 30

>>72497823
Max Martin is a composer, he's not "the face" of the Artist, and like i've said female pop artists have a much earlier expiration date than male ones, it's just how it works.

>>72497809
Bjork made Vespertine when she was 36

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>>72497809
but Bjork has one thing Carly and Grimes don't have, talent.

>>72497829
Grimes ot? seriously?

>>72497829
>shtick of being a qt
Grimes' whole schtick is being a self-contained record producer. Don't you pay attention?

>>72497850
that doesn't make her anymore relevant.

>>72497845
>Max Martin is a composer, he's not "the face" of the Artist
He's the brains of the operation - just like Grimes. Age and experience are an asset to that role, and there's absolutely nothing stopping Grimes from recruiting new young talent to assume "the face" of her operation if she ever gets bored with it.

>>72497880
>she will be irrelevant the SECOND she turns 30, which is in less than a year, that's how pop music works
>Bjork made Vespertine when she was 36
>that doesn't make her anymore relevant.
do you have mental issues?

>>72497929
even if she did that, think about it, how many people actually know Max Martin?

And now think about how many people know Taylor Swift.

>>72497880
More/less relevant than whom?
You keep using these comparative terms for things without ever naming more than one specific example. Who is Grimes/Bjork not not more less relevant to, and why should the comparison matter?

>>72497816
he's not wrong

grimes retardedness is seen as "quirky" by fellow retards

>>72497977
>even if she did that, think about it, how many people actually know Max Martin?
How many people know his music? He still gets those royalty checks and new work offers - regardless of whether the general public even knows he exists. That's the great thing about working in an industry from the shadows.

kill v maim is a terrible, terrible song and one of the worst of the decade probably. i really liked Visions so its a shame

thats my contribution, desu a bit perplexed she has a general

>>72497816
>>72498041
>not talking about music on /mu

>>72498053
Lol, it's one of my favorites of hers and my favorite album is Halfaxa.
Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

>>72497657

>>72497809
>Carly and Bjork are irrelevant
Then why are you talking about them - or Grimes for that matter? What's the point of saying anything about an artist if they are truly irrelevant?

>>72498088
grimes, kpop, kkb & lavren are meme threads

>>72497723
>you're out.
'out' of what?

>>72497747
How is a composer's age supposed to effect what their already-written music sounds like?

>>72497809
>irrelevant
With whom?

>>72497829
>She's still "young" though,
'Young' in comparison to whom?

>>72498514
Young as in: less than 30.

>>72497845
>female pop artists
Grimes isn't merely a 'female pop artist'. She's an electronic music producer, visual artist, and director who currently spends her time making and performing experimental pop music.

>>72497854
>talent
Talent for doing what?

>>72498581
same thing, unless you know she's done it all by herself you're not going to care about her any more.

>>72498156
Then what are you doing posting here?

>>72498556
What is 'young' about being less than 30? And why does it matter in the context of making music?

>>72498676
It doesn't, well unless your voice starts to show age.

It's just that people WILL stop caring about you as much as they did when you were less than 30, it happens to every female Artist.

>>72498627
>you're not going to care about her
Her or her artwork? Why would people automatically stop caring about her artistic creations after she's 30?

>>72498718
Not all, but most do.

It might her hard to believe, but a lot of those fans are straight males, and since they "hit the wall" they become unattractive to them, guess that also applies to their music.

This is also why trying to cash out on gays has killed every female Artists career so far.

>>72498713
>It's just that people
Which people? What kind of people stop caring about a musician's past and present music just because the musician gets to be a certain age?

>>72498772
Straight Males

>>72498644
memes

>>72498761
>those fans
What specific group of fans are you talking about?

>killed every female Artists career
Career in doing what, exactly?

>>72498781
Are you a straight male?

>>72498844
yes

>>72498844
everyone here is.

>>72498856
>>72498856
Do you know of any other straight males in your life who also like Grimes?

>>72498878
How many other people are posting here?

>>72498830
>What specific group of fans are you talking about?
Their fans in general, a lot of straight males listen to "Waifupop" even if they won't admit it.
>Career in doing what, exactly?
Their music career's, every female Artist that has ever considered herself "a Gay Icon" is irrelevant now and most likely never even had success to begin with.
>>72498906
12, look at the bottom right.

>>72498882
only straight white males, which brings the number to 3

>>72498882
No one in the real world knows Grimes

>>72498929
>a lot of straight males listen to "Waifupop"
So you are talking about waifufags, then? Anon, waifufags aren't actual music fans. They're irrelevant to this discussion.

>every female Artist that has ever considered herself "a Gay Icon" is irrelevant now
What does that have to do with Grimes?

>12,
That's how many unique IPs have so far posted in this thread - not the number of unique posters. I repeat, do you know how many people are posting here?

grimes is shit.

>>72499059
>That's how many unique IPs have so far posted in this thread - not the number of unique posters.

wat?

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>>72499059
Believe it or not Waifufags do actually listen to the music of their Waifus. If Waifufags only cared about the looks of the Artist we would have Waifus like Beyoncé, Shakira and other top40 shit.
>What does that have to do with Grimes?
Nothing, just to elaborate my point that a lot of straight males listen to pop.
>do you know how many people are posting here?
If you're talking about /mu/ in general, max 20k people.

>>72498978
So I'm other words, when you said 'Straight Males' here >>72498781 you were really just talking about yourself. Newsflash: Grimes becoming irrelevant to you because you happen to be a waifufag who doesn't actually care about music is YOUR problem and yours alone. Not hers (since you were never an actual fan of her music to begin with) and certainly not mine (since I am not a waifufag.)
Stop attempting to listen to music with your dick and then complaining about it like a baby whenever you rediscover that it doesn't work that way.

grimes is a meme which retards took seriously

>>72499153
>max 20k people
So you actually have no idea?

>>72499226
See
>>72499153

I like Grimes and listen to her music regularly, I won't stop caring about her once she's 30. It's just what happens, I've been listening to pop music for long enough to see this happen multible times.

that's just my theory as to why this happens, since it also lines up with the career killing "Gay Icon" thing.
>>72499274
I saw a chart a year ago, so I don't actually.

>>72499153
>Believe it or not Waifufags do actually listen to the music of their Waifus
Why? What difference would it make what the music sounds like if all that matters is physical appearance?

>>72499290
>It's just what happens
With whom? How many people do you personally know that are going to arbitrarily stop listening to Grimes' music once she turns 30?

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>>72499304
>if all that matters is physical appearance
Who said that? It's not all that matters, they genuinely make good music, being able to post pictures of them and masturbating to their pictures is just a bonus.

Example Sky Ferreira, I unironically believe NTMT is one of the best pop albums of the 2010's and her pics make me diamonds, what more could you ask for?
>>72499347
>With whom? How many people do you personally know that are going to arbitrarily stop listening to Grimes' music once she turns 30?
I don't know anyone that listens to Grimes as a matter of fact, but it's what has happend to almost all female pop Artists, to give you a little more up to date example, It's what's happening to Lana del Rey, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and what already happend to Carly Rae Jepsen.

>>72499290
>I don't actually.
How can you claim to know the genders and sexual orientations of an entire group of random people on the internet when you don't even have the slightest idea of how big that group is?

>>72499395
If you've been here for more than a month you should realise that it is mostly just straight males, sure a girl or a gay guy comes along once in a while. But it really is mostly just straight males.

>>72498772
>>72498830
>>72498882
>>72499059
>>72499226
>>72499274
>>72499304
>>72499347
>>72499395
literally the peak of autism

>Who said that?
You did, here >>72497687 and here >>72497723
Don't you know what the word irrelevant means?

>>72499387
>I don't know anyone that listens to Grimes
So this whole 'Grimes is going to arbitrarily become irrelevant to people when she turns 30' argument of yours is based on a sample size of zero people?

>>72499598
what is wrong with you?

I was talking about pop music, not /mu/ waifus.

/mu/ still cares about Bjork and Kate Bush eventhough they are way over 30.

/mu/ relevancy =/= Real world relevancy. I still care about Lana del Rey's Music and she's over 30 aswell, Normies however, don't.

You're connecting two posts that have nothing to do with eachother.

>>72499598
>>72499395

at some point you must realize that you got triggered by someone's shit observation on female artists

>>72499673
>shit observation on female artists
I am right though.

>>72499643
>I was talking about pop music
I am talking about music in general, and have been for this entire time, because this is /mu, as in music. What else would we be talking about here?
>>72499598

>>72499643
>I still care about Lana del Rey's Music and she's over 30 aswell, Normies however, don't.
How many "Normies" do you know in real life who have ever cared about LDR's music?

>>72499766
She had charting success back in 2012, I don't need to know people irl that know her, she was relevant back then now she's not.

Why does this trigger you so much? Are you a female Artist approaching 30?

/mu/ will still love you.

>>72499801
it all makes sense now

>>72499766 is grimes

>>72499828
no way

>>72499828
I've been thinking that too, there is no way someone would get this triggered over this other than a female artist who is approaching 30, i.e Grimes.

>>72499801
>She had charting success back in 2012, I don't need to know people irl that know her
So again, your sample size for this argument as well is zero?

>she was relevant back then now she's not.
With whom has she ceased being relevant with? Her existing fanbase?

>>72499828
Anon, no offense to Grimes, but she has atrocious spelling and sentence structure.

>>72499929
you must be james then

t. grimes bf

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>>72499929
I'm referring to being relevant with Normies, the Mainstream.

Since Normies don't actually listen to albums and Album success doesn't mean shit relevancy wise, here are her singles. She could never top the success she had with her BTD Singles, back then everyone knew who Lana was and she was "The next big thing"

And now she can't even get a top40 hit. Her Label knows that and that's why they pair her up with more successfull artists like the Weeknd and Stevie Nicks and of course it doesn't work.

/mu/ and Tumblr still care about her (eventhough tumblr as moved onto Halsey since she's younger as far as I know) but if you want to have a discussion about Lana del Rey with a normal person they'll most likely only know that one Summertime Sadness EDM remix back from 2011 and they don't care about her anymore.

>>72499945
try to hang in there

>04/30/17

>>72499945
Lol. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm just an anonymous music fan and occasional voice of reason ITTs - who is still waiting, btw, for you to explain exactly why it is you are obsessed with the significance of female artists arbitrarily losing non-existent music fans when they turn 30.

>>72500057
>Since Normies don't actually listen to albums
How do you know this when you self-admittedly don't know any "Normies" who listen to Lana Del Rey?

>She could never top the success she had with her BTD Singles,
So you are admitting that her success back then was rooted in her musical content and not her age. Has it ever occurred to you that most people who listen to musical artists do so because they like music?

>>72500242
>who is still waiting, btw, for you to explain

im not the guy who you are arguing with grimes/james

>>72500273
lmao

>>72500242
>Has it ever occurred to you that most people who listen to musical artists do so because they like music?
we're talking about top40 listeners here, they don't "Listen" to music, they listen to the same generic garbage over and over again made by easily replaceable ""Artists"".
>How do you know this when you self-admittedly don't know any "Normies" who listen to Lana Del Rey?
I'm talking about Normies in general, not just Normies that listen to Lana. Normies don't listen to albums, they just have "a few songs they like" by that Artist.

I want to you to remember that the soundtrack for trolls is on 17 and has been on the Charts for 30 weeks, it just goes to show the significance of album sales to the Mainstream, Grimes.

>>72499115
so ive learned

>>72500315
>they don't "Listen" to music, they listen to the same generic garbage over and over again made by easily replaceable ""Artists"".
Anon, based on everything you've said here so far, this sounds like a perfectly valid description of what YOU do as a elitist hipster music listener (someone who cares more about the status connected with listening to artists than the music itself.)

>Normies don't listen to albums, they just have "a few songs they like" by that Artist.
I do this all the time (devouring on the artist) and I routinely avoid listening to most popular music in general. Because I generally don't like the way it sounds or is conducted. Your definition of "Normie" is flawed.

Also, as tempted as I am to pretend to be Grimes here, sorry but I'm not her - nor anyone she knows.

>>72500555
>YOU do as a elitist hipster music listener
oh so you mean 98% of this board?

I'm sorry to break it to you, but top40 is the lowest form of music in existence. It is for people who don't have their own taste and rely on some shitty charts to tell them what to listen to.

>Your definition of "Normie" is flawed.
It is not, you have to be a Normie to listen to modern top40 and like it, there are probably Normies who don't listen to top40 but only Normies listen to top40.

Especially in recent years, top40 has become even worse since it's riddled with Rap """""""""music"""""""".

fuck

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she ugly

>>72500728
kill it with fire

Scream is her best song.

i hope our grimey is sleeping well

>>72501349
don't do it

>>72500728
be nice to grimes! :(

>>72501349
repeating a joke is a stupid idea
it wasnt funny with beyonce, and you'll probably get banned anyway

>>72501358
Why not?

>>72501393
don't equate grimes to beyonce

>>72501393
It's not funny.
>>72501391

>>72501349
won't all music be classical at some point in history?

>>72501463
lol

>>72501440
>>72501391
It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be fun. Watching spergs sperg out is fun.

>>72501521
>>72501427

>>72501531
I wouldn't be so sure about that.

>>72501581
that's sure what you're going to do
grimes > beyonce
don't treat grimes like you did it with beyonce turning her into a literal meme

>>72502114
Explain further.

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>>72502114
>grimes > beyonce

>>72502200
>>72502221
>>72502249
so you don't even like grimes
nice samefag also

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>>72502279
it's no secret that there's a tranny in grimes threads reporting every single """"""mean"""""" grimes post.

>>72502304
nice paint skills also

>>72502318
fag

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>>72501260

Dam

>>72502821
dam

>>72500614
>I'm sorry to break it to you, but top40 is the lowest form of music in existence.
>elitist hipster confirmed
Sorry, anon, but people like you who don't actually actively listen to music are not worth talking to about musical taste - because you don't have any.

>>72497642
id give her so much shit about that beautyful tattoo if she gets fat

>>72497736
This.

>>72501349
>using the retarded meme term 'grimesfags' unironically
>announcing your intention to shitpost
Good luck with that...

>>72498041
Stupid and Retarded are two different things. I will say that she's probably said some dumb things on social media for which she was then called out for. However, we all say dumb things are some point or another. Mostly in our arrogant youth when we think we know everything.

We later grow up and learn that we know nothing and that all of our life is but an opportunity to learn.

>>72498053
What's terrible about it? It's another of her catchy songs. I mean it's not my favorite, but it's a fun song.

>>72503016
Anon, that just makes you an asshole.

>>72502221
She has said that about herself many times. That she thinks Beyonce is better than her.

However, a few of Beyonce's songs are kinda retarded lyrically speaking. Just the same few words repeated ad nauseam. Not a fan.

Also, can we all quit it with this fucking waifu bullshit. It's gumming up the thread with retardation. Jeez. You can listen to her music without wanting to marry her. For fuck sakes.

>>72503099
>You can listen to her music without wanting to marry her.

no

>>72503093
>a few of Beyonce's songs are kinda retarded lyrically speaking.
And even if you happen to think that Beyoncé's songs are great, remember that they tend to have been written/produced by entire teams of people. So there's no guarantee that whatever it is you hear in them and like (apart from the sound of her voice singing them) actually has anything to do with her artistry.

>>72503044
It had its intended effect. I am sorry that I had to use you guys and I apologise.

>>72503296
as long as you're happy

"I'll never b ur dream girl"
How do I cope

>>72497642
kill ur self that is her whole appeal. Her music is actually shit and feminist tier.

>>72503504
welcome a new problem that never had any right being there

>>72503504
By having respect for yourself.

ha

>>72503504
By actually posting about music on /mu, rather than just shitposting.

>>72503911
music

>>72497854
>but Bjork has one thing Carly and Grimes don't have, talent.
Absolutely bullshit. How did you even measure their talent?

>>72498149
This. Why the fuck that stupid anon >>72497809 comes to an "irrelevant artist"'s thread to whine that she's irrelevant?

>>72497687
Hold on autist: do you know that she never put a photo with her face on her album covers (except on that split EP with d'Eon) like most popstars? She let the music speak for itself and she didn't attempt to use her look to make her albums more marketable. Her look is irrelevant as long her music is great.

>>72498713
>It's just that people WILL stop caring about you as much as they did when you were less than 30, it happens to every female Artist.
And why do you CARE about what will happen to her, autist?

>>72499226
That idiot >>72497687: absolutely BTFO to pieces. A waifufag in disguise who worries that she will become less desirable appearance wise after a certain random age. Nothing about her music.

Her music makes me feel happy.

>>72503504
were you coping? i have a feeling you were

>>72499270
>falling for "grimes is just a meme" meme

>>72504161
LOL

>>72504232
it's a metameme ;)

Here's something I don't get:
Grimes is not feminine; pretty androgynous more like. What's with all the waifuists pining for her?

>>72504370
i find androgynous women extremely hot personally

>>72504384
How do you look? Also androgynous?

>>72504397
dunno. i think i look fairly masculine. have a decent jawline and im fit by /fit/'s standards

but skinny girls with smallish tits and short hair just drive me crazy

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>>72504370
>Grimes is not feminine; pretty androgynous more like.
Only sometimes (when she has short hair) and mostly on her older pics. Other than that, she and her voice are very feminine.

>>72504370
She's far from androgynous when she dresses up nice. She has a unique face. If I were to guess it would be her eyes, nose and cheeks. Her smile is particularly alluring.

But that's just what I can observe. She's also petite and kind of dainty looking which typifies the female figure.

>>72504546
wtf I love grimes now

>>72497642

i havent ever masturbated to grimes and i really like art angels

>>72506147
same

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>>72506184
>>72506147
not that i think she's not attractive
i just think the goddess should not be treated like that

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>>72505064
She has many looks. There's not one definitive Grimes look.

>>72506147
try cuddling yourself

>>72506147
no one has ever masturbated to grimes anon

shes too busted for that shit lmao

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>>72506630
>shes too bu-

wtf grimes is cute!

>>72506711
gross

run it over with a steam roller until the bones are crushed into little tortilla chip crumbs just so no one has to look at it again

>>72507606
How did she hurt you? LOL You are so hateful and spiteful that I figure she must have hurt you somehow.

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should i try and stop my crush on 2007-8 grimes or should i embrace it

well, what i think she was like