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>>69696912
O shit I'm sorry
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>>69696890

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ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᶫᶦˢᵗᵉᶰᶦᶰᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵈʲᵉᶰᵗ

>>69696917
>It was an accident I swear
sure buddy, sure

>>69696939
Whistles ist krieg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAUtCa13V38

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Glam takeover now

djent

>>69697070
BUT DOES IT DJENT XD LMAO

>>69697078
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sleep's Holy Mountain.

>>69697108
D U D E
U
D
E

IS THAT AN AXE-FX

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>>69696956
ᶰᵒ

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>>69697145
STOP

>tfw had a dream where we lived in a dystopian neo-80s city called /metal/ and there was a war between glamfags and visual keifags

metal for this feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w

Tell me, what exactly where they looking for?

>>69697253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyGxF8yGqJQ

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>hipster faggots decide they want to like metal, because muh eclectic taste
>realise they don't actually enjoy metal
>cannot into most subgenres except for things like burzum and doom metal
>create demand for "metal for people who don't like metal"
>indie and shoegaze losers start playing in metal blackface
>along come thousands of bands using metal sounds without understanding metal music
>genre becomes watered down shit within the space of a decade

I hope you die

>>69697293
IBM will save us all

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Reminder that all of these punk bands are rawer and tougher than any of your pretentious forest hipsters or german fantasy larpers

>>69697314
"ok"

>>69697293
>tfw bands like Type O Negative, Neurosis, Electric Wizard, Agalloch and Godflesh became hipster metal even though they were playing long before such a thing existerd

>>69697314
fucking Hammerfall are tougher than Black Flag

>>69697314
>tfw you will never be apart of the first wave of the Portuguese punk scene
by dad beat punks up tho so i have that in my family legacy

>>69697314
to be fair most of those bands are just softer GISMs without metal riffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmPr2QfHVOk

>>69697314
Fucking love me some käng. Totalitär, Asocial and Herätys are the best on that image imo.

hi metal im new here

>>69696912
that cover looks like
>when you the last dude in the blunt rotation

>>69697314
negative approach and police bastard is my shit. also black fag

>>69697371
>hi metal im new here
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

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>>69697375
idiot I saw you guys on page 6 >.>

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Demilich

>>69697371
Doom are great. Some of these riffs would fit well on a death/black record. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx2RpjM9SfY

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>>69697419
>yfw all those riffs

>>69697436
I literally drooled on my desk while hearing them for the first time, and the vocals are that good kind of disgusting

>lemme just sing this real quick while casually gurgling some newborn blood at the same time

>>69697293
Good, metal is shit and needs to die

Post metal for people who don't like metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYjIlHWBAVo

>>69697337
since when do hipsters like any of those bands?

>>69697657
Are you serious m8

>>69697657
since forever

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Finnish doom metal besides Reverend Bizzare, Wandering Midget, Minotauri and Spiritus Mortis?

>>69697314
That Totalitär album was shit but at least I found this in the recommended videos, some punk that doesn't sound like ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7ZImofKk3s

>>69697657
There are so many screamo kids listenening to Neurosis, Agalloch and Electric Wizard alongside their Deafheavens and Liturgies.

>>69697314
>Minor Threat ripoffs
>Raw and tough

What's high school like?

>>69697588
Nightwish is not "metal for people who don't like metal." It's gay euro power metal with synth keys, which is a long-standing tradition. I haven't heard much of their stuff after Once though, but Ghost Love Score is off that album. And besides, that's exactly one of the bands which hipsters refuse to listen to, so it's hardly filling a niche for people who don't like metal.

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Riffsential album.

>>69697729
Skepticism, Thergotohon and other funeral doom bands

Is Immortal an acceptable choice for favourite black metal band

Remember when /lit/ or some other board was discussing slam poetry and someone started posting slam?

>>69697843
>Riffs
>It's just tremolo picking with a shitty guitar tone

These are riffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ximhYV1sM

>>69696912
The first 3 songs are better than anything on Dopethrone. Less riffs xd and more tripy

>>69697873
>metalcore

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>>69697874
>implying pic related isn't the best EW album

>>69697873
>Soulside Journey
>not rifftacular
wew lad.

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>>69697903
>They don't intentionally try to make their album sound like it's being recorded inside a tin can so that means it's metalcore

Trve kvlt-shitters, everybody

Oh God this is worse than I expected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_7gtFNWM-A

>>69697982
>Six Feet Under
What a terrible band this is.

only decent ffdp song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_l4Ab5FRwM

It's [current year] and there's still bands who think there's some kind of value to be had in intentionally making your album sound like shit when any teenager with a pirated DAW and freeware amp sims can make a better sounding album

>>69698007
Nah, this one was quite boring.

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Is this the best album of 2016?

>>69698037
new shokran is album of the year

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>>69698037
Nope

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>>69697982
>those vocals

>>69698068
This was quite disappointing from them.

>>69698081
It's the best album they've released since Obzen m8

>>69697970
They describe themselves as metalcore you tard.

>AOTY
>anything but periphery

plebs

>>69698139
>nu prog aoty
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>69696912
M A S T O D O N
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T
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D
O
N

>>69697729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B7HGpED-ZQ

>>69698096
yes Koloss was meh

>>69697860
Well duh, it's the only good BM band.

LAY DOWN YOUR SOUL TO THE GODS ROCK AND ROOOWWWWWRRRR

UURRRNNGHH

URRRH

BLACK METUHL

>>69698129
https://hauntedshores.bandcamp.com/album/viscera-ep

Feel free to point out where

>>69698274
METAL TENFOLD THROUGH THE DEADLY BLACK HOLE

>>69698274
MASTURBATING ON THE DEEDS WE HAVE DONE

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Great album.

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>>69697729
Tyranny
Colosseum
Wormphlegm
Frogskin

>>69698129
No it's Misha the Pooinloo Jew so he refuses to acknowledge his own music as metalcore

THIS is riffs mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI

>>69698037
Arctic Thunder

>>69698380
agreed, the other one is not bad either

RIFFZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=355zC1J_NQI

>>69698548
I was really glad to see Darkthrone back in shape.

>>69698574
Agreed.

>>69697869
no but that sounds awfully funny

>>69698068
my nig

>>69698226
What's your favourite of theirs? Please don't say Contradictions Collapse.

>>69698655
>namefagging
Why? This ain't reddit.

>>69697314
No they aren't, and you know that.

>>69698242
What is Inquisition ?

>>69697314
>No RKL
Why the fuck not?

>>69698494
not gonna lie mate, but I like this song

>>69698655
Probably Chaosphere actually
obZen probably second
Sol Niger Within is great aswell

>>69697293

> using Burzum to shitpost

Literally gay

>>69698683
What is baitpost?

>>69698668
My bad. I sometimes type in a name for a meme reply and forget to take it out afterwards.

>>69698707
You replied to a bait who was replying to another bait

>>69698705
truth hurts bitch.

>>69698704
>Chaosphere
Thoughts on Elastic, the closing track? Do you usually listen to it all the way through? I managed it recently when I was too sleepy to object, but I usually stop when the drone starts.

>>69698683
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/inquisition

>>69698754
I love the first part which I guess you can consider a separate song on its own

The following 10 minutes is pretty cool and I welcome such experimentation. The droning is pretty well done and gives the impression of the preceding album having utterly destroyed your speakers which is awesome. The big mashup mix of the album songs played all together in the last few minutes is pure destruction. I can respect people not wanting all that stuff appearing on a metal album but I can appreciate some good drone or harsh noise. My album version actually has a song called Unanything as the last track

why does everyone hate st anger again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRu_8L3sRcg

>>69698961
Did Metallica start the funny sounding snare meme?

>>69698961
I enjoy that album
It's wrong in the right kind of way

>>69698961
Was there a time when it wasn't hated?

>>69697873
man poo in loo really knows how to riff it up

remember the track with mike semesky? banging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEZK0mVsZ7k

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So, /metal/, have you found your woman of dark desires already?

>>69699110
Why do I have to find a woman when my right hand fulfils all my desires ?

Oh her devilish grin, her moonlit skin
And long dark hair flowing down around her thighs
YEAH

>>69698380
Hipster Pantera

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRyOLrr_3Bs

anselmo is king

>>69699465
>Hipster

Crazy In Paradise Is Easy


https://youtu.be/cv8yg4s-6h8

I'M RUNNING AWAY WITH MYSELF

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Start eating healthy.

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>>69699861
do you guys ever wish varg was your uncle?

>>69699875
no

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>>69699875
I'd rather want Fenriz to be my uncle, he'd at least be useful.

>>69699875
>wanting your uncle to spout stale internet memes while he's stabbing you

>>69699875
yes
>>69699890
fag

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you wake up from your afternoon nap and find this man is your granddad what do?

>>69699875

He would just disapprove of everything i do, i think.

Is this Saint Vitus's best after Die Healing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RCjEdeGmFk

>>69699924
so either jack would be my dad or kelly would be my mom?

>>69699964
what about his more sensible daughter that stayed out of limelight

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Beastly album

>>69699981
I completely forgot there was another one of them

>>69697253
Rather be on the side of the Glamfags, me.

Poison > Your favorite metal band

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>>69698037
No?

>>69699939
Yeah. Spirit Caravan is better though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ0CAG2E_3U

>>69697314
Punk is shit, put sprinklers in your venues fag

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what is the metal equivalent of this picture?

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Best album of all time

>>69700139
I didn't mean to compare bands, but thanks for good recc.

>>69700141
>punk is shit
Leave.

>>69700172
Not even Sabbath's best, kiddo.

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>>69697919
It's not, it's either pic related or dopethrone

>>69700151
Lateralus

>>69700207
>kiddo

Dude, quiet.

>>69700212

Chiiiild of Dunwich, Riiiiise

>>69700234
>Dude
Friendo, be quiet now.

>>69700172
Is this the most copied metal album cover?

>>69700264
give examples pls?

>>69698494
Once listened to that song unironically

>>69698995
>funny sounding
No they started the headache snare meme

LIT AF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=per9Wz0N-QA

>>69699900
Fenriz would be an epic uncle

>>69700371
The very best. He'd always recc you amazing obscure shit, it would be goat.

>>69699964
I think he had a couple of kids from a previous marriage in the 70's

>>69700387
He would be the goatest of all uncles

>>69700334
Last Days of Humanity were on that shit before St. Anger my man

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>>69700438
Word.

>>69697860

Sure, if you don't actually like black metal.

drums sounding like tin cans

>>69700445
Well that's standard grindcore/slam Metallica used it in context outside of that
>dude needs to lay off the snare in last days of humanity though

>>69698096

> it's their best album since the one before last

Wow what an accomplishment

>when you realize this album is just last days of humanity's putrefaction in progress sped up and pitch shifted, note to note

is this grindcore nightcore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-vx-frUlWQ

I unironically like metalcore

>>69697253
did it look like this but women the are actually men and 1 in 5 of them is in a dress.

and the woman with the whip and shield is yoshiki from x japan circa 1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FToyVkqPW7Y

>>69700484
nah, no grind/slam bands take the snare to the extent LDoH do

but yeah, i agree with you, St. Anger sounds headache inducing with those snares where it would just sound boring otherwise

Trying to get into metal. Coming from a taste for hardcore punk, punk, and grunge, are there any albums you guys can suggest to me?

>>69700709
try crossover thrash, maybe grindcore

>>69700709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk7YRr-ec4s

>>69697314
raw means "it sucks but i think thats okay because it gives them/me a cool image"
pretentious means anyone who takes music somewhat seriously

>>69700709
>Trying to get into metal
Could you explain why

>>69700802
excellent meme friendo

>>69700709
Well there's a lot probably start with doom but I'll give one from each of the genres black, death, doom, thrash
>black
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7IJovmgDJPY
>doom
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UAPVcsDOU9U
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rVu7nt4cUyI
>death
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zguCFjHyVeM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gNhN6lT-y5U
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=utqWrkVEQvI
>thrash
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iyJmEOzLl7w
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz31jSqonkc

It's friday, what are you """blasting""", /metal/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz5zjojMhDQ

>>69700835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIlghWDd7RU

>>69700835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWemIeDxVcI

>>69700844
wait what the fuck i meant to post the slayer song

>>69700709
Try Metallica, Pantera, Slayer
If you think they all completely suck then you're trying too hard to listen to a genre that you simply don't get.

>>69700709
>>69700825
>A little more from black
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vfBmYfnjLho
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8PgVfYL-3X0

>>69700709
Ratos de poro, Nadimač, D.R.I, Cryptic Slaughter, Suicidal Tendencies, Napalm Death, Carcass gc era, Rich Kids On LSD, Brutal Truth, Terrorizer.

>>69700835
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lzMBnMqyEWw

>>69700835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kmn_9CILtM

>>69700888
Full house damn
Check'd

>>69700866
Valid advice. If someone wants to get into Italian food but they get sick when you give them Spaghetti Bolognese, you kind of need to question what it is you're doing.

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>>69700866
Those are all the same damn thing there's a lot more to metal than just thrash and pantera (pic mildly related)

>>69700908
Yeah some one is trying to get into Italian food but doesn't like spaghetti why don't we try more fucking spaghetti because that's all Italian food is don't bother showing them a pizza who likes pizza and not spaghetti

>>69700935
>there's a lot more to metal than just thrash and pantera

You lookin to get thrashed boy?

>>69700835
Classic crue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FToyVkqPW7Y

>>69700935
okay but the dude was asking for stuff for a hardcore punk fan, and really if someone hates some of the best accessible metal from the 80s and early 90s then i don't get what they're so obsessed with metal for

>>69700971
You ready to meat your DOOM

>>69700820
There seems to be a lot more of it than what I'm into

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>>69700966
>Italian food isn't all spaghetti!
>it's also pizza

stay shitposty Luigi, and don't let the Mafiosi get to you

>>69700984
Most punks I know like doom black thrash and death equally so show him a variety some people don't like the most easily accessible are you saying cannibal corpse, mayhem, electric wizard, and pantera are all the same thing

>>69700966
I bet you eat American style pizza you pig

>people who worry about what hipsters, or any group of people, like

>>69701023
but i do like pizza

>>69700966
>>69701005

why not try lasagna
i once dropped a plate of it while having lunch at a warhammer tournament that was fun

>>69701005
Funny thing though I was totally serious about what I said

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>>69701023
>he doesn't CONTROL THE FLOW of the shitposting
pic related

>>69701037
i know, it wouldn't have been so funny otherwise

>>69701014
no you're making that allegation not me and besides i wasn't saying what i suggested was the end of the conversation but if it's outright repulsion towards those bands then i'm saying that's a 90% indication that you're gonna hate cannibal corpse too

>>69701036
Wow Italian food is actually a good way to represent metal from a far it might all look like spaghetti but up close it's also pizza lasagna and still spaghetti but also pizza and lasagna

>>69700709
Sludge metal, powerviolence and grindcore

>>69700821
prove me wrong.

>>69701054
just post what's on my mind :))

>>69701031
same

>>69701066
okay but if you give someone a big plate of pasta and they're like "i hate tomato sauce and i hate pecorino and mozzarella and blah blah blah etc etc" then i'm not about to suggest another tomatoy cheesy dish to them

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this is pretty good black metal coming from the faggot who does vocals in The Faceless

/metal/ I've been on this weird kick of listening to fusion genres over the past moneth: Is there a band (or bands?) that basically combine stuff like early VNV Nation (electronic/industrial) with metal? Everyone keeps telling me to just listen to Rammstein but that doesn't do the trick.

>>69701055
I know a lot of people who don't like pantera Metallica and slayer but love death

>>69701099
Rammstein the most boring german metal band

the scorpions are much more interesting to listen to

>>69701086
Yes and those would be compared tho the plebs who only listen to Rap and hip hop

>>69701099
does this do anything for you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPeRpeFsS98

https://youtu.be/tu-NvEec8y8
Thoughts on new Allegaeon?

>>69701124

Yeah that's getting closer.

>>69701163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUqXbSpyrwA
what about this?

>>69700741
>>69700772
>>69700825
>>69700866
>>69700869
>>69701069
Thank you for all the responses. I'll be sure to check all of these out once I get home

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>>69697314
how many churches did they burn, how many people did they kill?
oh wait they all were pretentious leftie morons whose most shocking act was reading the preface of Das Kapital

>>69700709
>no meme answers
I'm disappoint

>>69701196
now THIS is shitposting

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It's been 10 years, is this still the hardest metal known?

>>69701178

A little disappointing lyrically but yeah this is the right vibe.

>>69701226

I actually enjoy early DragonForce.

>>69700709
Listen to Dragonforce, Soilwork, In Flames, Rise of the North Star, Deafheaven, Liturgy, any and all slam death metal, any and all glam/hair metal, any and all albums with anime album covers.

>>69701243
you should really check out industrial black metal then

UNA VISIÓN
UN IMPERIO
UN ARMAGEDÓN

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>>69700709

Why can't Russians into good black metal? Is it because of communism?
>inb4 commie faggot sheeps out "blackie"

>>69701315
>no Metalucifer- Heavy Metal Chainsaw

>>69701364
blackie

>>69699989
>that choir on Depravity Favours the Bold

>>69701364
too busy running the $lam black market

>>69701306
CULTO AL SOL
*Brazilian bongala-bonga reggae dance intensifies*

>>69701396
S A N G R E
A
N
G
R
E

I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANTED YOU WERE EVERYTHING TO ME

>>69701364
because they know black metal for the shitstain of a genre it is and only the lowest of the low will attempt to make a black metal album to begin with

>>69701379
Commie spic

>>69701410
Commie faggot

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Tabarnak...le moment que tu réalises que le meilleur drummer sur la terre est Québécois...

https://youtu.be/c_1RZcM3zso

>>69701548
>que tu réalises

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>>69701548

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>>69701582
The absolute madmen achieved what krauts couldn't

>>69701548
tres bon mon frere

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>>69701572
???

>>69701582
Enfant de 15 ans plein d'imagination....

>>69701603
only with a help of black generals

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>>69701603
>no blue in Portugal

>>69701548
OUI
*surrenders*

War Metal cover of this song fucking when?

I mean it's about nukes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGAVwQAmAHs

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>>69701611
J'essaie de pusher le stuff Québécois le plus possible, hon hon...

https://youtu.be/GOxmrsun4U4

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Why is this album so good?

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>>69701653
Tu es Muricain, Bubba?

https://youtu.be/acMo1me1_AE

>>69701642
hey preacher, what the fuck is this guy saying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plgqdmWQvww&t=81s

>>69701642
When the french army marched to lisbon literally everybody fled to brezil, for the lulz they let you free

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>>69701685
>>69701666
steuplé évite de poster cette pute basique.

poste des métalleuses touffues à la place.

name your guilty pleasures
I'll start: Breaking Benjamin

>>69701669
>shitty Slaughter of the Soul clone

>>69701721
you win

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>>69701720
>steuplé évite de poster cette pute basique.

Génie une pute...tu es chanceux d'etre derriere un écran, Jean...

>>69701721
Soilwork
Machine Head
Tesseract

>>69701716
he's some huemonkey preacher who happens to have a memetastic name

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As a norwegian, I enjoy black metal 50% more than you. You will never understand this genre completely as a foreigner.

How does it feel?

>>69701721
Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum

>>69701739
Fais pas le malin paskeu nous la bombe on l'a, heing.

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>>69697756
>>69700172
Good man

>>69701742
why would anyone feel guilty for liking tesseract? they're legitimately good

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>>69701765
>Fais pas le malin paskeu nous la bombe on l'a, heing.

Bougnoule détecter...

>>69701729
Well shit anon i just found a new band, thank you desu senpai

>>69701762
i'm more saddened by the fact that i'll never fully understand shitcore because i'm not australian

plus you'll never fully understand funk carioca, fado and pimba

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>>69701781

lol no

>>69701781
because they're fucking gay?

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>>69701548
>>69701666
>>69701685
>>69701739
ca me tue comment vous parlez les québécois

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>>69701786
>knows TBDM but not At the Gates

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Supérieur genes Québécois...

https://youtu.be/Nhj3Vx4vudk

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>>69700172

Best Sabbath song ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xFc86tzFG4

>>69701784
Je dis juste.

Un jour ou l'autre tu va faire le mariole une fois de trop et là BOUM - champignon.

invasão portuguesa quando

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>>69701806
>ca me tue comment vous parlez les québécois

L'infériorité des bands Français par rapport aux Québécois, me tue, Jeanne..

https://youtu.be/RbSPRpwZPbs

>>69701831
Portugal is the country of hairy pig-like women and cuisine that smells like armpits

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>>69701798
>>69701801

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>>69701823
Occupe toi de ton pays avant de parler de bomber d'autres negres...

https://youtu.be/bUUlERRcBmc

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>>69701843
mdr

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>>69701811
Let me enjoy myself

cyka blyat idite nahui

>>69701877
C H E E K I
B
R
E
E
K
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Arrêtez de parler en français.

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>>69701861
Bah, inférieur...

https://youtu.be/7LQd0IoJ25M

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>>69701887
Pourquoi tu es si frustré, mon petit cocu?

Kurva kokot dojebaný

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>>69701888
>gorguts post-obscura
si c'est ce que tu considère bon

>>69701794

>funk carioca

Literally shitty latin influenced top 40 pop.

What do you think of the new Mors song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AXY3_JoBKA

>>69701912
it's far below that, my that

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>>69701884
BREEKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGXlb-clqoA

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>>69701902
Dau maa lære dij aa snakke Norsk

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>>69701905
Ca doit etre dure avouer qu'un pays de 8 millions de personne viole la grande France en terme de métal...

https://youtu.be/wQeUZ5iT-ss

>>69701955
POST MORE BREEKI IF YOU AIN'T CHEEKI

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How do you guys feel about uncle acid?

Are there any other bands like him? I'm not really into metal so I don't really know what's out there

>>69701974

Holy SHIT the cringe

>>69701913
Oh yeah I was waiting for this

Well it's usual MPE, fast verses with catchy as fuck riffs and fun mid paced chorus plus some cool guitar solo by the new guy Gillion.

I saw them recently supporting Onslaught and I enjoyed them more than thrash veterans honestly.

STOP SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGES. METAL WAS INVENTED IN ENGLAND. REEEEEEE

>>69702022
Podes repetir, amigo?
/metal/ é uma zona internacional agora, devia ser chamado /interzona/

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>>69702011
Tu sais que c'est grandiose, Jeanne...

https://youtu.be/8vQDloF-36o

>>69700172
>>69701815
>there are people who actually have this opinion

???

amongst paranoid, master of reality, sabbath bloody sabbath, sabotage and even heaven and hell you would choose vol. 4?

yeah wheels of confusion is one of their best songs and supernaut is really good but

>cornucopia
>st vitus dance

eugh

>>69702022
reg dich ab mein anal penetrierter metal bruder

>>69702018
Yeah, good thing MPE is solid as always

>>69702022
spierdalaj skurwysyn

>>69702056
meme

>to intelligent tfw english speak

>>69701669
Because The Black Dahlia Murder is GOAT

>not even their best album desu

>>69697419

thanks dog this is sick af

>>69702022
if you're fluent in more than one language you're a mutt

haha

>>69702124
haha

>>69702124
Good thing I'm only fluent in the Queen's

>>69702124
good thing the muzzies sold me this english child translator

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>>69702143
>>69702162
now post brit metal

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>>69696912
Is this the best DUDE WEED album of all time? What can even come close?

>>69702174
black sabbath, iron maiden, judas priest the list goes on...

what's the raspiest, fastest, loudest thrash metal?

>>69702183
>What can even come close?
literally only sabbath

as more time passes i realise how fucking good elder are

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>>69702205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bic0GT76LKw

>>69702205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQxXHaxf1k8

>>69702205

nevermind that shit
i'll take you to the science hospital

>>69702235
>>69702240
>

>>69702183

Fu Manchu - The Action Is Go!
Clutch - Clutch

On the same tier imho

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>>69702174

>>69702205

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg7POnIE3hM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyn9Euj58GE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiKo2LBMFSI

>>69702240
is that a reference to something

>>69701995

Bloody Hammers
Witchcraft
Electric Wizard
Blood Ceremony
Orchid
Pilgrim
Sub Rosa

Not all sound exactly like what you are after but they have a similar aesthetic

>>69702205

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfrdJRXqICE

>>69702282
isn't it

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Anyone listen to Beyond Creation?

Some of the best tech death I've ever heard while still being artistically enjoyable and melodic

I can't decide whether I like The Aura or EE better. I wanna say Aura but maybe I just haven't listened to the latter long enough yet.

>>69702282
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

migr8

>>69702326
>>69702326
>>69702326
>>69702326

>>69701815
black sabbath by black sabbath on the album black sabbath is their best song

>>69702022
And Y wole, that alle ye speke in tungis, but more that ye prophecie. For he that prophecieth, is more than he that spekith in langagis; but perauenture he expoune, that the chirche take edificacioun.

>>69701781
They are faggots the vocalist is a dude that sounds like a chick

>>69701974
which hanson brother is that

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Name a doom album from this year that is Goater than this

>>69698692
This! I guess it didn't fit the color scheme

>>69700270
Every stoner metal/rock album ever

>>69700802
Most black metal is pretty much the definition of pretentious. Bunch of men feeling special in make-up and edgy ideologies.

>>69700802
>taking music seriously = feeling like a special snowflake while you masturbate to baphomet