describe an album with a meme pic related is pinkerton

holy fucking shit dude

>>66237192
this is physically painful holy shit

holy fucking shit dude

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Buyer's Market

holy fucking shit dude

holy fucking shit dude

>>66237227
*teleports behind you and unsheathes katana*
heh, not as painful as this will be, good sir - *tips village headband*

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holy fucking shit dude

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holy fucking shit dude

>>66237317
*Frankie Sinatra starts playing*

holy fucking shit dude

Holy fucking shit dude

>>66237192
dude what the fuck

holy fucking shit dude

>>66238770
>H

holy fucking shit dude

>>66237192
I need to see the full conversation

>>66238830
same
image search gives me nothing

>>66237192

is there more?

HOLY

>>66237227
holy fucking shit dude

Is there anything more autistic than text roleplay shit?

FUCKING

SHIT

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>>66237192

DUDE

>>66237192
>guy spills his spaghetti in text convo with girl
>girl takes screenshot, posts it online, and everyone makes fun of him
>girl spills her spaghetti in text convo with guy
>guy invites her over, they fuck, and girl goes home in the morning happy and satisfied

existence is a series of injustices and but i'll see to it before my final breath that justice is served

>>66239104
faggot

>>66239104
see:
>>66239117

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holy fucking shit dude

>>66239117
what are you trying to achieve with this post

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>>66239104

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holy fucking shit dude

full conv plz

>>66239168
better question, what were you trying to achieve with your beta as fuck post?

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holy fucking shit dude

>>66239104
>implying she doesn't invite him over in the next post
>implying she doesn't step on his sack like the pathetic little worm he is
>implying she doesn't slowly lean into it while looking smug as fuck

>>66239179
really?

i'm edgy because after 21 years of being spat on and then told to just fucking deal with it, i've had enough?

that constitutes edginess in your opinion?

sounds like retribution to me. your misconstrued rhetoric is of no weight.

see, the danger with shitting on a person for their whole life is that at a certain point, said person stops fearing the shit. they've become so accustomed to it, that it becomes impossible to control them, and they won't cling to your societal imposed status-quos for fear of being shit on anymore, because said shit is all they know

don't understand yet? that's ok. just wait. wait, and in the meantime just keep shitting on people, and eventually you'll understand first-hand what i'm talking about, and what happens when a man is pushed to the brink

'nothing in the world is more dangerous than a desperate man'

>>66239355
HOLY

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>>66239355
I know we share this website with /r9k/ but I have a hard time believing this isn't b8.

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holy fucking shit dude

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>>66239355
wassup unty

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>>66239355
>you think that's edgy??
>sounds like retribution to me
>lots of big words that I don't understand

edgelordius maximus

>>66239355
Sounds like someone wants to get their sack stepped on.

>>66239355
>your misconstrued rhetoric is of no weight
bursted into uncontrollable laughter here, jesus christ anon

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>>66239355
holy fucking shit dude

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>>66239355

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holy fucking shit dude

>tumblr filename
lol

>>66239548
what the fuck people actually are like this

and they come from here

>>66239417
HOW LONG IS THIS FUCKING GIF

>>66239355
Is this some weird form of performance art?

>>66239417

What? I didn't get the last one

>>66239355
No one cares nerd

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>>66239664
yeah he's all about that kind of thing

>>66239664

i like to think it is. Just consider it for a minute. It's obviosly not genuine, but it's based on a certain kind of behavior we all know too well. By reading this post certain feelings are brought up, which was definitely the intention of the poster, much like in music.

Is that not art?

>>66239355
holy fucking shit dude

>>66239355
Holy fucking shit dude

>>66239708
P A T H E T I C
A
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>>66239104
holy fucking shit dude

>>66239355
holy fucking shit dude

>>66239302
kek

>>66239377
>>66239397
>>66239430
>>66239478
>>66239480
>>66239489
>>66239532
>>66239548
>>66239664
>>66239699
>>66239766
>>66239775
>>66239781
just once i'd like someone to offer a sincere reason as to what's wrong with one of my posts

none of this meme shit. something of substance.

am i going to legitimately kill anyone at present? no, but with adequate means it's scarcely more than a stretch of the imagination for me to just go on a violent rampage whose exclamation point is a self-inflicted bullet to my head

society at present renders me very angry. myself at present also renders me very angry, and very violent.

my present bouts are fueled by a compound of inward and outward rage, both of which grow in volume by the day so it's absolutely within reason that i eventually succumb to the violence images that ever stir within me

this thread took a turn

>>66239708
h f s d
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>>66239355
holy fucking shit dude

LET ME SUM UP THE DISCUSSION FOR YOU FUCKING MORONS WHO JUST BARGE IN WITHOUT TAKING CONTEXT INTO THOUGHT FOR A SINGLE GOD DAMN SECOND, IN HANDY GREENTEXT FORM SINCE YOU SEEM INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING ANY OTHER FORM OF COMMUNICATION:

>Guy posts the holy fucking shit dude meme, claims that everyone else is a pleb, implying that holy fucking shit dude is an "exit level" meme ("get on my level, plebs")
>I point out that it sucks, thus making it the most entry level patrician meme (referring to the scene as a whole)
>Idiot responds with "There is no holy fucking shit dude in art music"
>Discussion ensues, I claim that there is and provide all kinds of supporting arguments for why my opponent is wrong
>Entry: you - the idiot who didn't follow the discussion and just goes in to state something completely irrelevant or something that has already been said, better yet just ignoring everything that has been said to post fallacious claims based on your own ignorance

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>>66237564
ahhhhhhhhh
frankie boy

>>66239935
>just once I'd like someone to offer a sincere reason as to what's wrong with one of my posts

Rule 2

you're otherwise annoying as well, nobody wants to read your gay emo shit

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Gy!be

>>66239935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vds3azJeuEI

>>66239974
holy fucking shit dude

>>66239548
fucking based

Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

>>66239999
those quads aren't lying

>>66239999
>you're annoying
you just admitted that i was correct in this post >>66239355 and you're too stupid to even realize it

why am i even still participating in this thread

you people aren't worth the exercise of intellect

i debase myself

>>66239302
40,000

this is the best thread on /mu/

>>66239935
You sound like a shitty person, why should anyone give you a sincere response. Most people can function well enough in society, just because you can't doesn't mean others should accommodate for you.

Yeah I suppose there's nothing stopping you from turning violent, but that's entirely on you. It's an abhorrently selfish and narcissistic act and all it would accomplish is justifying whatever negativity you have received.

>>66239999
I'm literally about to smash my keyboard to bits because of how ridiculously fucking incapable of processing text you are.

I'm just going to leave here, because clearly you don't even read my posts and just go "nope wrong lel XD"

>>66239974
you're ignoring my arguments edgelord

>>66240076
>>66240152
please do. also don't come back lel

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>>66239355

>>66239935
You talk like a fuck and yr shit is all kinds of retarded.

>>66240186
IGNORING WHAT ARGUMETNS? HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I'VE DEBUNKED EVERY SINGLE "ARGUMENT" (READ: FALLACY) PRESENTED BY MY OPPONENT AND YOU JUST KEEP OND EFAULTING TO "NO YOU ARE WRONG LEL"

>>66240230
d00d
its the internet
calm down

>>66239974
i did read your posts, and you literally said it. you literally fucking said it. prove that you didn't, because you fucking did holy shit

>>66240230
>IGNORING WHAT ARGUMETNS? HOLY FUCKING SHIT
dude

>>66240283
POINT ME TO WHERE I FUCKING SAID TO SKIP THE ENTRY LEVEL YOU GOD DAMNED FUCKING IGNORANT SCHMUCK

>>66240230
what is your "argument" legitimately confused. are you trying to convince us you're not annoying? you're demonstrating the inverse friendo

>>66240258
OHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING REALLY. JUST BECAUSE I CAN PROCESS FUCKING SIMPEL ASS TEXT BETTER THAN YOU, THAT MEANS *I'M, IIIIIIIIIIII AM THE AUTISTIC ONE. GREAT FUCKING LOGIC ASSFACE. I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU FUCKIGNM GROW UP IN CAMDEN WITH YOUR PRECIOUS FUCKING INTERNET KNLOWEGDE. CONFIRMED FOR NOT KNWOING THAT HES TALKING ASBOUT FUCK YOMOFFFFF

>>66240342
Holy fucking shit dude

OP here. Holy fucking shit dudes.

thread of the year

holy fucking shit dude

>>66240342
holy fucking shit dude it's not a troll

10/10

>>66240076
Your awkward vernacular is queer sounding. Not to mention the social ineptitude spelled out in your first post is so off kilter that even the rejects here can smell your jizz stained undies.

Seek help. There is still time.

holy shucking fit dudes

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>this whole thread
holy fucking shit dude

holy fucking shit dude

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>>66240342
Holy Fucking Shit Dude

>>66240342
>I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU FUCKIGNM GROW UP IN CAMDEN WITH YOUR PRECIOUS FUCKING INTERNET KNLOWEGDE.

holy
fucking
shit
dude

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

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include me in the screencap

Can't wait to see this on /r/4chan :)

Thanks op. This thread has effectively halted my workflow while simultaneously giving me a strange craving for s&m.

>>66239355
holy fucking shit dude

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>>66239355
>man

do you think rivers cuomo sometimes thinks about going back in time and breaking up the band after the first s/t

>>66240095
underrated post

>>66239302
10/10

>>66239355
10/10

>>66239104
>>66239355
>>66239935

Jesus Christ, please just stay in /r9k/.

>>66240424
ha

i never ceases to amaze me how it's the same string of stereotypical neck-bearded, basement-dwelling losers that you imagine me as

i'm actually quite normal looking. girls look at me all the time in public, because i'm attractive and maintain my appearance and health.

but i suppose that's my greatest strength. you retards wouldn't be able to identify me out of a lineup. you read my posts and see only a single author, not the attractive, intelligent person that i am

i suppose it hurts you to some degree to reconcile your shallow world-view

>>66240615
i don't post on /r9k/. even here i hardly post because this place is such shit

>>66240700
Post face

>>66240700
post fit

>>66240342
nj or eng camden

>>66240700
>girls look at me all the time in public, because i'm attractive and maintain my appearance and health

I hate to break it to you, anon...

>>66239670
furry fetish porn

>>66240700
post self, height, weight and stats you edgy delusional primate

>>66240700
>i don't post on /r9k/. even here i hardly post because this place is such shit
Good. Not even /r9k/ would be able to tolerate your bullshit. Honestly just leave this place. You do nothing except rant about your life rather than share music and contribute to music discussion. The entire board wants you to leave so just fucking do it already.

If you want to talk about your life there's tons and tons of resources and websites for you.

>>66240700
>girls look at me all the time in public, because i'm attractive and maintain my appearance and health.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_3q4itaVBQ

>>66240713
>>66240205

>>66240700
probably have creepy vibe though

>>66240258
this is from a lauren mayberry thread yesterday

>>66239355
New copypasta or is this already one?

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>>66239355
I awoke a beast

>>66240700
You may be attractive... until you open your mouth. There is a reason your words conjure images of a basement dwelling neck beard. Maybe you should change your attitude instead of blaming everything but yourself. Try a positive outlook. And before you tell me your tried that, let me remind you that you are still a child with many years ahead of you. Don't waste your 20s wallowing in such a vitriolic attitude.

>>66239355
New copypasta right here

>>66239355
copypasta fresh out the oven

>>66240713
>>66240726
ha. as if.

here's another shocker: i'm self-aware! i'm cognizant of my current circumstance, and that even if i did post a picture of myself, you'd cling to your societal-imposed narrative, like you've already done while ignoring each of my points and responding with shitty memes instead

>>66240790
>not even /r9k/ would be able to tolerate your bullshit
/r9k/ is much worse than me.
>just leave
>leave
YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE HYSTERICAL

JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT:

YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR KIN FORCE ME TO RETREAT TO IMAGEBOARDS SUCH AS THIS THROUGH BRUTAL ISOLATION AND REJECTION. YOU FORCE ME TO LIVE AND DIE ON THIS BOARD, IT BEING MY LAST LINK TO SOCIETY AND MY SINGLE PLATFORM FOR INTERACTION WITH OTHER PEOPLE

YOU FORCE ME TO RECONCILE THE WHOLE OF MY YOUTHFUL ASPIRATIONS, INCLUDING THINGS LIKE YOUNG LOVE, AND FRIENDSHIP, AND TO INSTEAD RESIGN MYSELF TO THIS FESTERING PIECE OF SHIT WEBSITE

AND THEN SEVERAL, SEVERAL YEARS LATER, YOU AND YOUR NORMALFAG FUCK ALLIES FIND THIS PLACE AND TRY TO MAKE ME LEAVE

YOU REJECT ME
YOU ALIENATE ME
YOU TURN ME INTO A MONSTER
YOU MAKE ME COME HERE TO CONFER AMONGST OTHERS OF MY KIN
THEN YOU MAKE ME LEAVE

HA

JUST
FUCKING HYSTERICAL

HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE YOU RANCID PIECE OF SHIT

THIS IS MY FUCKING BOARD. IT WAS MADE FOR ME, FOR PEOPLE OF AN ODD, MORE OBSCURE BREED, TAILOR-MADE FOR ME

LOOK, I'VE COME TO ACCEPT THAT YOU PEOPLE ARE, AMONG ALL OTHER AILMENTS, STUBBORN, AND DESPITE HOW LITTLE YOU BELONG TO THIS FUCKING PLACE, YOU WILL NOT, THROUGH SOME ILL-CONCEIVED DESIRE TO APPEAR "COUNTER-CULTURE" AND "HIP" LEAVE, BUT I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOU TELLING ME TO LEAVE

RECOGNIZE THE MISTAKE YOU JUST MADE AND NEVER MAKE IT AGAIN

>>66239935
>really?
>i'm edgy because after 21 years of being spat on and then told to just fucking deal with it, i've had enough?
>that constitutes edginess in your opinion?
>sounds like retribution to me. your misconstrued rhetoric is of no weight.
>see, the danger with shitting on a person for their whole life is that at a certain point, said person stops fearing the shit. they've become so accustomed to it, that it becomes impossible to control them, and they won't cling to your societal imposed status-quos for fear of being shit on anymore, because said shit is all they know
>don't understand yet? that's ok. just wait. wait, and in the meantime just keep shitting on people, and eventually you'll understand first-hand what i'm talking about, and what happens when a man is pushed to the brink
>'nothing in the world is more dangerous than a desperate man'

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holy fucking shit dude

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>>66240978
ah this isn't funny any more i feel bad

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>>66240978
holy shit duder

>>66240978
>YOU FORCE ME TO LIVE AND DIE ON THIS BOARD
LIVE HERE MY WHOLE LIFE

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>>66240978
This stopped being funny.
This guy is going to kill someone.

>>66240978

I think Reddit might be a better fit for you bro

>>66240978
dude go to a therapist goddamn. get some friends, leave 4chan for your own sake to be less spergy

>>66240978really?

i'm edgy because after 21 years of being spat on and then told to just fucking deal with it, i've had enough?

that constitutes edginess in your opinion?

sounds like retribution to me. your misconstrued rhetoric is of no weight.

see, the danger with shitting on a person for their whole life is that at a certain point, said person stops fearing the shit. they've become so accustomed to it, that it becomes impossible to control them, and they won't cling to your societal imposed status-quos for fear of being shit on anymore, because said shit is all they know

don't understand yet? that's ok. just wait. wait, and in the meantime just keep shitting on people, and eventually you'll understand first-hand what i'm talking about, and what happens when a man is pushed to the brink

'nothing in the world is more dangerous than a desperate man'

>>66240978
>THIS IS MY FUCKING BOARD. IT WAS MADE FOR ME
nah man, just cause you're here doesn't mean its made for you
I strongly recommend seeing a therapist, its pretty chill and you'll feel better for it

>>66240978
I'm ready for this exact post to appear on the news after the shooting.

>>66239355
Holy fucking shit dude
Nice dubs

Mods do your job and delete this fucking thread please.

>>66240978
No one is making you do shit. You're a self-absorbed little prick who can't cope with society so you blame everything but yourself.

>YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE HYSTERICAL
kek, clearly you are

Why the fuck do you think we would accept you here if you are sperging about yourself, shitposting off topic and not in the slightest talking about music? This is a music board.

In the future, when stupid cunts like you come through here I'll make sure to insult them further. You are making yourself a target for bullying so let's all just run with it. When you stop posting and stop acting retarded, you'll stop getting bullied. Address your extreme narcissism. Make your own goddamn changes, you entitled little piece of shit.

>>66240978
holy fucking shit dude calm down

maybe you really should leave lmao

So many ebin threads today

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>>66240978
holy fucking shit dude

>>66239355
>Le supreme gentleman

>>66240978
unty no don't do this

Women don't give a fuck about "taste" they just want to feel good - if your taste makes them feel good then use it

If they listen to Beach House then you can say you're into it and it adds some emotional depth and vibes that can be positive

What really matters is just knowing what the fuck you're doing in general or else you're gonna be fucked and she's not going to think you're alpha and worth her time

She has to have the illusion - or reality - that you're one of the "alpha" men on some level

Which you can create or live in many different ways, it's up to you

But christ, making women the center of your world sounds so horrible. They really are pathetically trivial creatures in general.

At the same time, you can learn so much from them... honestly it just is something I don't know how to solve, an endless mystery almost

All I know is better to be alpha than a cuck, at the same time though if you get too attached to being alpha, you lose your sense of self and your existence

It's just generally really frustrating and confusing to me with the end result being the sense that I'm literally incapable of relating to or respecting women on any level

I literally just see them as sort of like mentally handicapped children - all of them

I can't respect them

I mean these words completely and it's really upsetting and frustrating

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holy fucking shit dubs

>>66239355
holy fucking shit dude

>>66240978
H O L Y
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F U C K I N G
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S H I T
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>>66240978

I used to think like this when I was an edgey 15 year old. Here's why I smartened up. I realized I lived a privileged life in the suburbs when no real worries and a great family. I occasionally got upset about being rejected by women my age but then I realized it was because I was acting like a sperglord. Can you think of anything more annoying then an upper middle class white kid claiming he's been shit on his whole life? Kids growing up in the hood without a father have to worry about being shot on their way to school and making it past drug dealers and gangbangers.

tl;dr - You don't know shit about having a real tough life, kid.

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>>66240978

>>66240978
Please leave already, God.

Hahahah what the fuck is this thread man

ITT: anon pretends to be a sperglord, triggers all of /mu/

>>66239355

reddit/10

>>66241189
I agree with this whole post except the part where I hate women

>>66241189
you sound like a much less educated Freud. nobody liked Freud, anon

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Was he in the wrong here?

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>>66241199
Nice

AHHHHHHHH

>>66241268
Scarufe no :(

>>66241268
please

@66241268
This is exactly what I want to happen. Give it to me, baby.

>>66241268
pls

holy fucking shit /mu/

>>66241268
I was young, far too young. He was wintering in Kent, whoever 'he' was. I may have convinced myself that it was all a dream. I first saw him when he held the door for me at the local railway museum, and our paths crossed again in the library; we both reached for the same copy of Nabokov's Pale Fire as he hummed the vocal melody of Van Morrison’s Cyprus Avenue. Our hands brushed, and we looked to each other – I with a nervous smile, he with a grin that has now come to haunt my mind's eye whenever I allow my thoughts to wander as I am taken in by the motorik rhythms of certain popular German progressive rock bands. "Take it," he said. "I much prefer his earlier work." I thanked him and turned to leave, but as I did so he grabbed my dress and tugged me back, forcefully wrapping his arm about my waist and pushing my bottom against the rock of his crotch. I respected the policies of the library too much to scream. He pressed his nose to my scalp – "You're a soft little machine, aren't you? Mhm... seven out of ten." For reasons I still do not entirely comprehend, his judgement relaxed me. I told him my train was not leaving for another hour and he led me back to his cottage. Foreplay consisted of him slapping me about the face and asking "What does my baby say?" until I tearfully replied with "W-we can live in the empty spaces of this life." I do not wish to recall the rest of the afternoon in any more detail, but it was, as you would expect, slow, deep, and hard. Part of my therapy has involved revisiting the library, wherein I overheard a man at the desk enquiring as to where he could find a book on the Beatles. The look that crept upon the librarian’s face is one with which I am all too familiar. My smile is stuck, I cannot go back to your frownland…

>>66241268
mods

this dude reminds me of those people on traditional message boards in the '00s who would make huge ragequitting posts and get banned or delete their accounts. it's interesting that this peculiar form of internet autism occurs even on anonymous boards.

>>66241208
i'm not an upper middle class white kid

you know nothing of my circumstance and what's brought me to this place over the several, several years

you've nothing beyond vapid projection and ebin reaction image maymays to contribute to this discourse

shut the fuck up

>>66241155
the exposition regarding my upbringing serves to illuminate my present frustrations

90% of this thread's posts are off-topic. do not herald yourself as anything even remotely better than me.

>stop acting retarded
name a single retarded thing i've done in this thread. all i've done is share a few well-conceived opinions and convictions, the whole of which were responded to with idiocy and memes

>>66241506
you, my friend, are the meme

>>66241506
Do you watch anime?

>>66239355
>>66239935
>>66240230
>>66240700
>>66240978

Holy fucking shit dude, no wonder you're alone. Post your manifesto here before you go full Elliot

>>66241506
>name a single retarded thing i've done in this thread
You first fucked up here >>66239104 when you did not talk about music and then you fucked up every other time you posted here when you kept responding and none of the times were about the thread. Accept your mistakes and never make them again. Or better yet, leave this place.

>>66241268
i hope i die scaruffi

>>66240978
Post your reddit account please

>>66241506
Why are you so angry, anon?

Why hasn't it occurred to you to simply stop responding?

>>66241506
Where do you live so I can go outside without fears of getting shot?

I can't wait to share this simply epic moment to all my buddies on r/4chan!

>>66241506
Leave /mu/ now

Better yet leave 4chan altogether, right now

Never return, you do not belong here

>>66241506
are you the black social retard who was posting in shugazi recently?

>>66241619
Don't worry, anon, he'll never go outside.

>>66241537
occasionally i watch flcl, but beyond that, very scarcely

how is this relevant

>>66241568
so your criticism is that my posts weren't music oriented, despite the fact that again 90% of this threads' posts, even those submitted before i posted here, are not music oriented

very nice. not biased one bit.

and i fucked up everytime i responded, still contributing posts that aren't about music? are you serious? you've been doing the same thing, you fucking idiot. according to you, the same conduct that's warranted my treatment in this thread, and in live, you've also done

you're so fucking retarded it's unfathomable

>>66241506
>name a single retarded thing I've done on this thread
well you're talking all about your personal sperg shit when we've expressly asked you to stop, which is at least somewhat retarded. you also brought up all of your personal sperg shit on a mongolian fingernail collection discussion imageboard in the first place, which is moderate to severe retardation. You topped it off with essentially being the fedora meme, what with
>I've had enough. it's not edginess, sounds like RETRIBUTION to me
>when a man is PUSHED TO THE BRINK
which is a sign of late-stage terminal retardation. you will probably die alone of complications due to morbid obesity.

>>66239355
>>66239935
If this is bait it's a solid 10/10, if not I apologize that your life is so bland and uneventful that you actually took the time to post this

my god what an entertaining thread, please don't kill anyone before you off yourself sperglord

>>66241672
Please post your reddit account. I know you have one.

>>66241506
>>66241672
you write like a 12-year-old with a thesaurus

>>66241670
see >>66240700
i go outside all the time. i was out last night, just enjoying a pleasant, cool drive.

day before that i went to the book store.

this weekend i played kickball.

a few weeks prior i went to a show.

you really just can't fathom the fact that i can at once appear so well adjusted and normal despite my livid discontent with each and every one of you

>>66241672
My criticisms extend into the past when even in less meme-oriented threads discussing actual music you still complained about your stupid fucking life and did nothing to contribute to the thread topic. You are such fucking cancer it's unbelievable. Get therapy.

>>66241672
You're a fucking sperg. An absolutely valueless human being. This is why you're being treated the way you're being treated. You're a hostile, idiotic, asocial manchild. Every post you make confirms this.

Leave 4chan. Never return. You do not belong here.

>>66241723
What's the point of lying to strangers on an anonymous imageboard?

>>66241727
>you don't belong here
there's your mistake friendo, this is the land of spergs and autists. this is their home.

>>66241672
Go to wiz chan m8

You can complain all you want there with other autistic sperglords like you

>>66241723
All the time? Doesn't seem like it.
All the time is everyday, not just a fucking drive or window shopping and a show every few weeks.

You are afraid to admit who you are.

>>66241758
>implying 4chan (especially /mu/) isn't a normie haven these days
It hasn't been the same since p4k gave MBDTF a 10 and ktt found us.

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>>66241723
Do you drive a BMW? specifically an E92?

unty i love you

>>66241268
spooked

>>66239000
checked

>>66241758
mu is extremely normal, maybe some of us are a bit lonely or depressed but you are wrong in your assumption

>>66241785
It really isn't. It's about two steps more autistic than Reddit and Tumblr and two steps less autistic than wizchan

>>66241758
Not anymore friendo. The normies took over quite a while ago

>>66241719
Was thinking exactly the same thing, this guy is just making simple sentences more complicated

>>66241785
>4chan
>a normie heaven
have you forgotten that we have an anime board, an otaku board, like 3 other Japan boards, 2 spergy video game boards, /mlp/, /r9k/ and /b/? All of which are very active?
the two normie boards are /fit/ and non-kpop /mu/ afaik, and even people here are at least somewhat autistic. see: this thread

holy fricking frick dudes

>>66241823
It really is. I know it's hard to admit because you're a sperg, but your time has passed.

>>66241726
you don't even know who i am so i've to ask: why are you compelled, still, to spout ill-conceived, ignorant bullshit as if you've any knowledge on the subject at hand

do you realize that with each post, you debase yourself in the eyes of the intelligent observer

do you realize that you're actively diminishing what little credibility your anonymity granted you

you're a fucking idiot

>>66241727
>you're a sperg
and in with what do you presume that?

>>66241745
i'm not lying

>>66241776
>doesn't seem like it
BASED ON WHAT?

JESUS. YOU DON'T KNOW ME. YOU THINK BASED ON A SINGLE INTERACTION ON THE FUCKING INTERNET YOU CAN ASCERTAIN TO HOW OFTEN I LEAVE MY HOUSE

HERE'S ANOTHER SHOCKER: I LIKE GOING OUTSIDE. I LIKE WATCHING PEOPLE, THE SKY, AND NATURE, ALL OF WHICH ARE OF GREAT INTEREST AND ENDLESS PERPLEXITY TOWARDS ME

jesus

>>66241860
be honest are you unty

>>66241860
Anon... do you need a hug?

>>66241860
lmao how do you not see the sperginess in all of your posts? it's quite embarrassing.

>>66241860
>you don't even know who i am
Of course I do. You have a very distinct talking pattern.

(by the way, leave 4chan and go to wizchan already)

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all I wanted to do was to look at people describing albums with memes :(

ebin bread nonetheless

>>66241860
how did you learn so many big words without learning how to write like an adult?

>>66241843
Do you really think /b/ and /r9k/ aren't full or normies? Yeah there's a crowd of autists but they're mostly just edgy underage kids who are otherwise relatively well-adjusted.

>>66241860
have you ever had sex

>>66241860
>and in with what do you presume that?
kek come the fuck on man, it's so painfully obvious from your posts. you show all the hallmark signs of a classic sperg:

- anger with women over tfw no gf
- extremely poor use of three-dollar words in an attempt to sound smart
- exceptionally poor emotional controls
- rejected socially, living in social isolation (by your own admission)
- blind to what a fool you're making of yourself

there's no sense in denying it at this point, you've spilled your spaghetti all over this thread. you're a sperg.

leave.

i honestly want you to be happy

become aware of your childish narcissism
you think you're selfconscious or smart but you really are not that's why you're made fun of

also, read the gospels or just the sermon on the mount

>>66241860
ATTENTION

WHORING

FAGGIT

>>66241860
>i'm not lying
kek you straight-up admitted to being an isolated social reject earlier in the thread. It's pretty clear that you're just running damage control with your lies about getting out of the house and doing social things like kickball/concerts

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Swans - Filth

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>>66241860
really tho just get over it

>>66241727
anon have you been to /pol/ or /r9k/ he definitely belongs here

>>66241723
>drive

holy fucking shit dude

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>getting a bit tired of my music, decide to visit /mu/ for something new
>see this thread
Holy fucking shit dude

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>>66241983
Holy fucking shit dude

>>66241917
Once, a girl stepped on my sack and I came. Does that count?

>>66241890
Spergs lack self-awareness, it's not surprising that he can't tell how spergy he's being

>>66237192
holy fucking shit dude

>>66242000
He maybe belongs on /pol/ or /r9k/ but definitely not here.

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>>66239935

>>66241983
9/10 kek

>>66241268
Any other day I would hope to die but this has been a good day.

>>66239984
Is this true? I haven't heard the album yet. I'm waiting for its release tomorrow. If its true i'll want to die.

>>66241983
hfsd
f
s
d

>>66241268
Beatles - Sgt. Pepper

>>66241983
>guy spills his spaghetti in text convo with /mu/
>/mu/ takes screenshot, posts it online, and everyone makes fun of him
>/mu/ spills her spaghetti in text convo with guy
>r/chan invites /mu/ over, they fuck, and /mu/ goes home in the morning happy and satisfied

existence is a series of injustices and but i'll see to it before my final breath that justice is served

>>66242154
of COURSE it's true

>>66242154
its not anon, i promise, if you fell for the frankie meme the only other track you will prob dislike is noizy eater (which is actually super fun and enjoyable)

>>66241976
yes. my high school experiences rendered me a social reject, and several, several years later this is even more the case, but you don't need friends to leave the house, to go for a drive, to visit the bookstore, go to a show, etc

>>66241952
>anger with women over tfw no gf
you sorely misattribute the source of my grievances
>extremely poor use of three-dollar words
i have a distinct use of language. spergs don't. most spergs possess a limited control of their rhetoric, while i boast and language is my domain.
>exceptionally poor emotional controls
incredibly inaccurate.

i've exceptional emotional controls. yes, i've a tendency to be more lenient with them here, but that's because i've no reason to give a single shit what any of you think of me

do you disagree? should i inhibit myself for fear of what a few anons might comment?

>rejected socially
fair. but at this point, my circumstance is more a consequence of my own apathy and disinterest in most social affairs. less of a rejection and more of a resignation.

you people bore me.

>blind to what a fool you're making of yourself
see my previous point regarding how little i care for your opinions of me

i'm perfectly aware that i come off quite hostile and unaware. outside, i've a perfectly molded, impenetrable public persona.

:^)
',:v)
:o)
what

>>66242175
holy fucking shit dude

>>66242190
You actually seem to care quite a bit about what people think of you here

>>66241208
your a dorable

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you absolute madman you've done it again

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>>66242175

>>66242190
this is like reading the sequel to my immortal or something
this is like someone read "my twisted world" as a writing guide
it's like you were rooting for mandark in dexter's lab
like you can't decide if you like neil gaiman or alan moore more

>>66242187
I actually haven't been around here for the past month, only in share threads so I am ignorant to this joke.

>>66239104
Straight up if some girl as attractive as me did that to me I'd think it was hella weird and I'm desperate as fuck.

>>66242243
as it pertains to my argument, yes i absolutely do care

beyond that, not the least remote interest

>>66242262
and none of this is a rebuttal

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>>66242262
>it's like you were rooting for mandark in dexter's lab

>>66242190
>you sorely misattribute the source of my grievances
You can cover it up all you want, but the underlying source is there.
>Most spergs possess a limited control of their rhetoric
Not the ones I've been in contact with (you included). Autistic people vary greatly, some are really good at piano, some speak really formally.
>i've exceptional emotional cont- >>66240978
You definitely do not

didn't read the rest

I know what you're saying lad but you're going about it all wrong

Go have a shower, get some decent clothes on, put on a fragrance, go to a club and drop a pill and get absolutely fucked. You'll feel better and you'll probably get some gash while you're at it

Im not great with girls but i don't think the worlds plotting against me to stop man from getting a bit of punani.

It sounds like you've got stage 3 mind rot. It's still solvable but it'll take time, and you have to sort yourself out soon before you hit stage 4, cause after that point you can't go back and it always ends with you killing yourself along with dozens of other people

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>>66238755
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>>66242288
holy fucking shit dude

>>66242190
Is this high concept bait?

>>66242291
i don't need to rebut shit i can just watch it happen
how would i even rebut this you're saying "everyone's mean to me so i've gone to the dark side"

>>66242190
you did it again

please stop talking to yourself

>i boast and language is my domain
kek'd

>>66242190
Your linguistic skill has all the finesse of a mack truck with only four tires.

>>66242190
>most spergs possess a limited control of their rhetoric
just like you

>i've exceptional emotional controls
kek no you don't, you've gone on several all-caps rage benders in response to text on a screen in this thread alone. you have atrocious emotional controls.

>how little i care for your opinions of me
exactly, socially unaware, thus sperg


>i've a perfectly molded, impenetrable public persona
haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha jesus fucking christ dude

>>66242190
Using big words doesn't make language your domain if everybody laughs at whatever you say

>>66242249
really?

i'm edgy because after 21 years of being spat on and then told to just fucking deal with it,

i've had enough?

that constitutes edginess in your opinion?

sounds like retribution to me. your misconstrued rhetoric is of no weight.

see, the danger with shitting on a person for their whole life is that at a certain point,

said person stops fearing the shit. they've become so accustomed to it, that it becomes

impossible to control them, and they won't cling to your societal imposed status-quos for fear

of being shit on anymore, because said shit is all they know

don't understand yet? that's ok. just wait. wait, and in the meantime just keep shitting on

people, and eventually you'll understand first-hand what i'm talking about, and what happens

when a man is pushed to the brink

'nothing in the world is more dangerous than a desperate man'

>>66242426
HOLY

>>66239104
Were you the guy in the Facebook convo?

>>66242190
everything you say to meeeeee
TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE

AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK

>>66242309
>you can cover it up
and you can project aimlessly and it will constitute a null argument, always
>not the ones i've been in contact with
i'm familiar with the criteria for spergs and the details fulfilling the diagnosis. a limited vocabulary is routinely there, but you're correct that variances exists, so fair
>you definitely do not
>didn't read the rest
wow, so you're going to ignore the whole of my argument and pretend that you won.

here's a brief summation of what i said: in public i can control my emotions and mold an appropriate persona just fine, with no chinks, no faults. here, on a fucking anonymous imageboard though, i've no reason to be reticent regarding my discontent, emotions, and whatever violence manifests therein

i can control my emotions when i care to, basically. here i don't care to because i've no need to

you're a fucking idiot

>>66242370
>>66242373
my control of rhetoric goes beyond multi-syllabic diction. it employs compound, complex sentence structure, and tightly wound, eloquent syntax

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>>66242426

>>66242335
>double sack post dubs

We must go deeper.

>>66242494
>on a fucking anonymous imageboard though, i've no reason to be reticent regarding my discontent, emotions, and whatever violence manifests therein
You do, because no one here is going to take you seriously if you talk like a fucking retard. Control yourself online. If you can control your emotions so greatly, then prove it to us.

>my control of rhetoric goes beyond multi-syllabic diction
>it employs compound, complex sentence structure, and tightly wound, eloquent syntax

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>>66241268
you fucking bastard

>>66242426
THESE WOUNDS
THEY WILL NOT HEAL

>>66242406
>just like you
nothing like me, as i've expressed through the whole of this thread, implicitly at first, and now explicitly

>kek no you don't
>gone on several all-caps rage benders
yes, i did. did you read the post, though? can you comprehend its contents?

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THAT. YOU ARE BEING STUPID. YOU ARE WASTING MY TIME, SO I AM MAD, AND I'M GOING TO MAKE SUCH ANGER EXTREMELY APPARENT AS AN DIRECT CONSEQUENCE OF MY FRUSTRATIONS, BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE IF YOUR RECOGNIZE MY ANGER, BECAUSE I DO NOT CARE WHAT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD THINK OF ME

>socially unaware
no, that's not social unawareness you FUCKING IDIOT. THAT'S CALLED APATHY.

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>>66239355
BOY HE BOUTTA DO IT

>>66239548
holy fucking shit dude

>>66242561
You say you're not gonna kill someone, but you're gonna kill someone

>>66242561
chill out yo its the fuckin internet

holy fucking shit dude lmao

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>>66242494
>in public i can control my emotions and mold an appropriate persona just fine, with no chinks

I think it has at least one

>>66242494
>my control of rhetoric

Actually, it sounds like you're trying too hard. It's a not-so-subtle attempt on your part to assert some form of superiority.

>>66242561
lol just turn the screen of nigga

>>66239974
So what? Do you want a metal or something?

>>66242534
>because no one here is going to take you seriously if you talk like a fucking retard
false.

you're an idiot. you're incapable of objective analysis. you're not going to take me seriously, but others, and several have told me, do and agree with my sentiments

do not project your stupidity on others

>>66242582
it's not

it's my natural means of expression

holy fucking shit dude

>>66242561
I refuse to believe that there is a living breathing person over the age of 16 who actually thinks and types like this.

>>66239935
I like to think that unty is actually a really chill, intelligent black dude who just does this for keks on the side

>>66242561
>nothing like me
nah, exactly like you. your command of the english language is terrible.

>did you read the post, though? can you comprehend its contents?
I comprehend that it's a sign of poor emotional controls

>no, that's not social unawareness you FUCKING IDIOT. THAT'S CALLED APATHY.
there go those poor emotional controls again

call it what you want, but it's social unawareness

>>66242668
unty is actually in mensa and works for nasa

brinklebrother is a nigger

Hi /r/4chan

>>66242668
Only in dreams

>>66241268
sake

>>66242636
>false.
It's very true. Talking in all caps is a sure fire way to make no one take you seriously. Except for other autists I guess.

Listen, many people in this thread, myself included, have seen your performance and your words and are legitimately frightened for you. I have said earlier that there are many resources and websites available for you if you need to talk about your problems. It's just that /mu/ is not one of them.

>>66242636
you should read a style manual then, because your writing style is very "16-year-old who just read the wikiquotes page for Nietzsche"

Well everyone, the bump limit is just about here, and it's time to say goodbye. All in all, it's been a great thread! I hope you've all enjoyed yourselves as much as I've enjoyed myself.

I'd like to give a huge thank you to the autist at the center of this kekpocalypse. You da real MVP!

>>66239104

>>/pol/

>>66242678
>terrible
>despite all i've typed to argue the contrary
simply because you say so, i suppose

>still a sign of poor emotional controls
>despite the fact that you're actively controlling and filtering your emotions
simply because you say so, i suppose

i'm done

your nonsense has finally exhausted my patience. congratulations.

>>66242748
this.

seriously man you have a school shooter/elliot rodgers vibe to you and as entertaining as you sperging out in all caps is, I don't want you to kill people before taking your own life

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>>66239708
The Pain
h
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P
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>>66242764
I'd also like to extend my thanks to all those spergy white boys who can't get pussy but don't go on killing sprees because of it. You da real MVPs!

>>66242764
Honestly Poke-the-autist threads are my favorite pastime on this site. Is /mu/ always like this? I may need to start lurking here.

Holy fucking shit dude

This is my favorite /mu/ thread of all time. I'm saving this for best of 4chan God bless you pathetic robots from r9k

I'd like to thank our special guest for bringing enough pasta for everyone. Let's give him a big hand y'all!

>>66242804
No it's not please don't come here if you just want to trigger auts.

>>66242781
>implying you'll actually stop replying

i'd legitimately forgotten about unty before this thread. is he the most autistic person on /mu/ at this point? is there any doubt?

>>66242781
*sheaths katana*
we're done here

>>66241268
haha

>>66242190
holy fucking shit dude

>>66241268
Scaruffi plz

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>really?

>i'm edgy because after 21 years of being spat on and then told to just fucking deal with it, i've had enough?

>that constitutes edginess in your opinion?

>sounds like retribution to me. your misconstrued rhetoric is of no weight.

>see, the danger with shitting on a person for their whole life is that at a certain point, said person stops fearing the shit. they've become so accustomed to it, that it becomes impossible to control them, and they won't cling to your societal imposed status-quos for fear of being shit on anymore, because said shit is all they know

>don't understand yet? that's ok. just wait. wait, and in the meantime just keep shitting on people, and eventually you'll understand first-hand what i'm talking about, and what happens when a man is pushed to the brink

>'nothing in the world is more dangerous than a desperate man'

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>>66242781
>your nonsense has finally exhausted my patience.

>>66242781
>all i've typed to argue the contrary
kek, this phrase alone is proof positive that your command of the english language is bad

>actively controlling and filtering emotions
kek, multiple all-caps rage posts show that you're not doing anything of the sort

>i'm done
doubt it

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>>66239355

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Trout Mask Replica

>>66242926
Who is this little goblin? This is the second clip of him I've seen and I desire more.

>>66242804
>Is /mu/ always like this?
Nah, this was a rare treat.

>>66242936
Last night I bondburger your sister?

>>66242781

Yo, I just stumbled into this thread but I gotta say part of not being autistic is knowing who you're around. I don't write "kek" in my school papers, and I don't rape the thesaurus when I'm talking to anonymous people on /mu/. Adapting who you are is part of socializing. Trying too hard to appear like a scholar is not part of socializing on /mu/ unless you want to get picked on. Not that difficult.

>>66242997
pierced in n out

>>66240700
holy fucking shit dude

>>66243011
damn...

>>66242470
FUCKING

>>66243265
SHIT

>>66243309
DUDE

>>66243309
DUDE

unty please let me take your virginity

>>66240978
>>66240978
holy fucking shit dude

holy fucking shit dude

>>66241268
Holy fucking shit dude

>>66241983
kek