>snotty, clueless rich bitch with a shit voice backed by two textbook nu-male cucks making milquetoast disposable synthpop dreck
does a worse band exist?
>The band splits up
>Lavren continues with synthpop
>Iain and Martin realize that without the face of the band they'll fade into obscurity
>Iain and Martin group together to form a legendary experimental electronic duo
>They gain a following
>Lavren loses support after putting out another drab album
>Iain and Martin offer her to come back to their band but only if they become their fucktoy
>They release photos of Lavren's pale body on the internet
>Brandon dies of autistic orgasm
OOOHHHHHH MAKE IT HAPPEN BOYS
While prog is a very self-serving genre and being self-serving isn't inherently bad, Dream Theater represent the worst of a genre already filled with self-indulgent expressionism. Dream Theater are not as fun as Gentle Giant or Genesis, are not as good songwriters as Pink Floyd or Porcupine Tree, nor as adventurous as Can or King Crimson. The only thing this prog band really has going for them is their technical exhibitionism and histrionics. However, much like Rush, this is merely a front to hide just how ordinary and uninspired their music is much. While the members of Dream Theater are more than capable of playing, the ability to play something worthwhile is a trait that is lost on the group. And it is this that makes Dream Theater experienced, yet so amateur.
>implying this doesn't describe half the posters ITT
damn why'd you have to go and remind me of that person's existence
i can barely keep myself from throwing up in my mouth whenever i think of that bizarre and nightmarish creature
you dont understand. the people who use the term 'nu male' hate men who dont act like them, just like the people (feminists) who use 'internalized misogyny' hate women who dont act like them.
That is really flawed logic and opens the door to all kinds of bullshit. Does hating Nazis because they hate people make me "just as bad as them"? Also nobody is interested in policing "nu males" actions, it's just a way of poking fun at a common trope you see with guys nowadays, it is literally only funny because it's true.