I just found out that I hooked up with Grimes. I met Claire one night at a party back in 2007 when I was going to McGill. We went back to my dorm in Solin and hooked up. She was pretty freaky to say the least. I've never listened to her until I stumbled upon the Kill V. Maim video on Facebook today. Wow, I'm surprised she made it this big.
No, I have seen her. But I didn't ever listen to her beyond hearing Genesis and Oblivion on the radio. She looked pretty different back then. Much less glamorous to say the least.
>go to see Grimes live
>stand at the front because I like that
>crew guy comes up to me and tells me Claire wants to meet me
>he takes me backstage
>Grimes is there
>she tells me to sit down
>sits on my lap
>she obviously hasn't brushed her teeth or otherwise bathed recently
>the stench is unbelievable
>she forces her lips on mine
>I start puking
>puke all over Grimes
>she looks at me in disbelief
>suddenly she starts giggling autistically
>"ooooh, how did you know I was into that?"
>Grimes sticks her finger down her throat and pukes all over my crotch
>"yippee, again!" She screams
>she pukes once more
>I do not completely understand what is going on, but I know it's time for me to leave
>I run to the door
>she chases me
>"stay stay I want to play play! stay stay I want to play play!"
>she grabs me around the waist and starts kissing my body
>my torso is covered in lipstick kisses; not of roses but of puke
>manage to lose Claire after I throw her into a wall
>make a run for the exit
>manage to make it outside
>stand there catching my breath
>notice a member of Grimes' entourage staring at me
>she smiles and speaks
>"Ah, she gave you the old Grime Grime I see!"
that's what the old grime grime is
now answer the question it's important
I just found out that I hooked up with Mark Kozelek. I met Mark one night at a Mojave 3 show back in 1997 when I was going to San Fran on a trolley. We went back to Delores Park and hooked up. He was pretty monotone to say the least. I've never listened to him until I stumbled upon "War On Drugs Suck My Cock" on Pitchfork today. Wow, I'm surprised he ate enough to become this big.
She also kept begging me to hit her when I started undressing her, and, as she said, "make her bleed." I was a bit worried for her after that but I only saw her walking across campus a couple of times.
Then she turned around and asked me to put the dildo in her. It was all pretty weird for me, I was only a freshman and it was the first week so classes hadn't begun yet. There were a lot of strange things that happened that night. But I ended it when she wanted to invite some creepy guy from outer Montreal. I didn't want to die that night.