'Bout to eat these cookies and Listen to Mr. Bungle...feeling patrician
Dipping them in milk while listening to Carry Stress in the Jaw
The patrician life
This. I used to think you could be obese and patrician (because I was a fat fuck), then realized this wasn't true. I lost a lot of weight and dedicate a few days per month to fasting so I can listen to music in a suffering state. Now, I'm not going to try to pass my self off as a patrician, but it certainly gets me closer to the feeling.