I own a 5 star restaurant.
Do you serve coke?
Would you like to?
Fuck Pepsi, man, fuck Pepsi so fucking ahrd serve coke.
Don't remember what the thread was originally about, but someone posted "I own a 5 star restaurant" with that pic of squidward and then proceeded to quote that whole episode from that line onwards with pictures and stuff. It was pretty entertaining but went on way too long