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Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 5 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Anderson .Paak’s 8.6 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 2

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, etc.)
https://mega.nz/#!zoQGBCYK!evBav1uwKekImmse6g35z2lRgdGXxxUh8nyVSTyShl0

>Tonight's Top Stories
-Tomorrow's Martin Luther King Jr. Day, so I honestly don't know if there are reviews going up tonight. Regardless, take a minute to remember the man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47Y6VHc3Ms
-Thoughts on the new Future tape?
-This thread hypes and supports Kanye West, Chairlift, Savages, Half Japanese, Ty Segall, and DIIV.
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Why do people still follow Pitchfork? Like, literally why? They are beyond a joke at this point. No more excuses - they're officially, positively a laughing stock beyond doubt.
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>>61827558
even Marcel recommends better music at this point
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>>61827631
And stop bringing that name up, too. Can't believe he ever happened to get any traction at all. Bored kid who knows a few big words. A complete joke.
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>>61827692
he seems pretty passionate about what he does desu
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God Bless the american people for doing the right thing for once and getting Blackstar to #1
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gotta bump it
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>>61829024
smash that fuckin reply button

>>61827891
i was shocked that let's dance had only gotten to #4, but agreed, we didn't fuck up today

>>61829072
this may be my new favorite shitpost, i hope to see you every night
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>>61827463
>Martin Luther King Jr.
Who? How many BNMs does he have?
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>>61827631
which is surprising because he's dating the biggest pleb that works for pitchfork
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>>61827463

new Future tape is DRIPPIN
predicting 7.5
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Let's take some time and remember some other pitchfork qt's
Here is Jenn Pelly
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>>61830102
isn't she the one who interviewed Marcel
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>>61830102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHNZJn_8OLQ
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http://pitchfork.com/news/62945-macklemore-ryan-lewis-announce-new-album-this-unruly-mess-ive-made/

Gone are the days when p4k ignored macklemores existence entirely

Gone are the days that when they did start to acknowledge him it was always to shit on him

Gone is the p4k that would ever call "the heist" "a breakout album"

Fuck you Conde Nast
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>>61830306
woe to the world
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>>61830306
Depressing as h***. Its getting harder everyday to stay with Pitchfork.
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>>61827631
>>61830119
Too much Marcel in this thread
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>>61830306
Calling it a breakout album isn't necessarily a compliment. It's just "they started selling a lot". It does suck they're acknowledging him at all though lol.
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>>61830630
too much p4k dickriders on this board
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>>61830645
It's just Marcel
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What did he meme by this?
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>>61830720
what?
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>>61830771
That Bernie Sander's base is primarily white liberals
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>>61830771
"The War on Drugs Can Suck My Cock" - Mark Kozelek
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>>61830306

Its bc of Zoe Camp she really doesn't belong at this site or in music journalism.
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>>61830771
i wonder what they'll give sun kil moon / jesu
i'm guessing 6.8
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Savages - 8.0
Albert Ayler - 8.4
The Besnard Lakes - 6.5
Lucrecia Dalt - 7.6
DUST - 6.8 (ayy)
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SAVAGES BTFO
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NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Savages 8.0
Albert Ayler 8.4
The Besnard Lakes 6.5
Lucrecia Dalt 7.6
DUST 6.8
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savages must be off the payroll
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>>61830849
Fucking DELETE THIS

Zoe is cute CUTE and perfect.
I read all her posts multiple times and flush my IP everytime so she gets all of the hits
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#SavagesTooWhite
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L E S B I A N R O C K I S D E A D
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>>61830874
tsk-a tsk-a tsk's meme lives on

night all!
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>>61830871
I think anderson paak and blackstar are the only albums that have it beat so far
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ALBERT AYLER = HOLY GHOST
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>>61830893
hi zoe
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>>61830928
Krallice 8.3
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>>61830849

She seems to be one of the worse contributors in recent years, she wrote a favorable write-up on that cornball Travis Scotts track wonderful which is embarassing. Even meaghan garvey knows that cornball has no redeeming qualities.
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>>61830893
go to bed zoe
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>>61830976
*the only full length albums
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>>61830949
hi
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PR Firming hard late nights
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>>61831000
post more Z O E ' S !

and ofc zoeposting brings trips
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Would you write for Pitchfork, /mu/? I'd like to be a critic but I wouldn't take a cent of their dirty PR-infected money.
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>>61829250
what?
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>>61831000
>she will never punch me in the jaw while we listen to pharmakon and make sweet sweet love

why is life so cruel
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>>61829250
>>61831035

Not true btw (by the way)
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>>61831024
Blessed be the trips
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>>61831000
She looks so bad ass and tough

I want her to bully me, push me down on mud and hold me down and spit in my mouth while i pretend not to like it so she keeps doing it
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>>61830893
Kill yourself, shes actually ugly as fuck. Even a child called she a ugly when shes was walking in a street. She told on twitter.

***but i know, shes casually reads/posts here. Zoe i'd bang you. Wanna PR Firm you hard.

Weirdo white trash ass hoe.
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>>61830982

What the hell why would P4k ever publish this I thought they were better then this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsESSv3nJ7o

>daily reminder that ian cohen actually seems like a pretty cool guy
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>>61831055
Shes always sarcastic and ironic. its obvious a lie, she never will date this fucking autistic creepy maniac called Marcel a.
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>>61831110
>Weirdo white trash ass hoe.

oh, you're just a nig

F I L T E R E D
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>>61831076
Looks better than Kim kelley atleast. But she seems at lowkey Vice Mag level of beauty.
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>>61831127
> why would P4k ever publish this
C O N D E
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>>61831146
well, dude she's a lesbian, so that was impossible from the start

and yeah, dunno if a lot of people know this, but marcel is literally fucking insane
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>>61831127
unbelievable PR Firming core this worse than Complex Mag clicking baiting
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>>61831201

>marcel is literally fucking insane

I'm pretty sure he was the "music journalism insider" posting on here a couple weeks back
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>>61831426
kek
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>>61831426
what makes you think that?
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lets get hyped senpai...#goodmondays or whatever

KANYE WEST @kanyewest 13m13 minutes ago

NO MORE PARTIES IN LA .........................very very extremely soon family
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god damn
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>>61830928
and kyle hall, pusha-t
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