what are you doing this weekend ?
irc - https://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=##/bleep/
tunes and bantz velcro
>want to go see dub phizix tonight
>none of my friends want to go
should i go by myself m8s
if yes should i take drugs or just drink
>logging into ur 4chan username and password (fucking lol) on ur phone while @ the club to tell someone else is a nerd
Ive been drinking all day/night so not sure if this is the right place to post it, but whatever
Can you guys recommend me something similar to this?
Lmao this isnt /a/
/mu/ is probably one of the worst boards based on posting quality on all of 4chan [spoiler]Just slightly behind /b/ /v/ and /tv/[/spoiler]
So you cant complain about that shit
yeah and of all those links, that fucking autist still asks "what is bleeps? hurrrr", too lazy to, not even lurk, but read the fucking thread. those are the type of people we need to keep out
these men got it right
I think about WESLEY'S THEORY wondering if its FOR FREE...I wonder if KING KUNTA was INSTITUTIONALIZED inside of THESE WALLS for a reason...are U ALRIGHT...i didnt believe it was FOR SALE until i called MOMMA...we talked about the HOOD POLITICS and HOW MUCH A DOLLAR COST...she told me to not be ashamed of my COMPLEXION and that THE BLACKER THE BERRY, the sweeter the juice...i didnt know what it meant but then she hung up the phone to continue cooking...I went to my homie's house and we talked about different situations...i told him YOU AINT GOTTA LIE...I aint no MORTAL MAN
Anon, you're a DJ right? Why don't you play some music!
Make sure it's something with a beat! :)
Anyine keen for the new Fort Romeau?
This track is gorgeous, super slow brining melodic house.
Stop telling people to kill themselves, you must be under 16 to not know how out.of order that is.
As for the fact that you're shitting on perfectly good advice, it's obvious you're not one of us, so you might want to try this website: >>>/mu/
any relation to dj andy scott?
true but i think he pointed out how often the electro posted here is drexciya and not much else
i very rarely see some electro tracks here (that I haven't posted) that aren't drexciya
different vibes but i like this Exaltics records
these guys releases a lot of stuff and not all of it is excellent, but this one struck me.
great to lie on your bed, look at the ceiling and let your mind wander.
I'm not one to make fun of people while at the club, but I had to take a picture of this guy desu
It's literally how I imagine pardners
do you think this is hard to learn?
like, at the end of the video he says those are just the "basic moves", but no way, hes just bragging and being false modest right?
Tell me /bleep/ if spoonfeeding is one of your greatest enemies and something to be avoided, is there a /bleep/ essentials archive? Or a chart? It would shut up people like me and other average /mu/tants and be genuinely helpful
I refuse to humor your sense of superiority by "lurking" this esoteric thread when all the other general threads are way more transparent and less heads-up-their-asses pretentious. However if there was some list of essentials my dilemma would be solved
/bleep/ has no essentials, because that goes directly against the spirit of the genres.
It's up to each and every single poster to make what they want out of /bleep/.
Basically, look for whatever bangs, that's definitely essential.
There's 4x4 UK Garage too, plenty of it.
2-step is what they called the garage that used jungle-esque drum patterns in it, with a focus on the second half of the bar.
>/bleep/ has no essentials, because that goes directly against the spirit of the genres.
>because that goes directly against the spirit of the genres.
oh please m8. it's a bit silly to say that when 90% of all the tracks is these threads are either classics or random shit straightly reposted from nodata (not that it bother me...).
basically, if you want to learn about dance music, this is not the place. go on mixcloud/mixesdb and pick some popular mixes in whatever style you'd like for a starter. go on discogs and sort releases by "most collected" with house, techno, electro, bass, acid, whatever. or just go to the club. everywhere but here.
What's the point of essentials you lazy bastard - do you want to be served some tasteless processed fodder or would you rather spend some time in the kitchen and cook yourself a delicious meal?
Don't answer that, I now you can't cook and that's why you'll forever eat shit.
>oh please m8. it's a bit silly to say that when 90% of all the tracks is these threads are either classics or random shit straightly reposted from nodata (not that it bother me...).
Just an extension of the "no spoonfeeding" rule, innit?
/bleep/ is a bully free zone.
seriously though i don't know what is hard about explaining your point without sounding like a dickhead. but i know i had trouble with that too when i was younger.
There is literally no reason to not have a group of Essential Chunes charts to weed out ersatz shit and help out people that want to get into any of the wonderful /bleep/ genres.
But I was. My point was, there is a contradiction about adopting the "no spoonfeeding" and "no charts" rules when most of us are lazy shits getting spoonfed by their favorite blog of the week, who never get their hands dirty by digging themselves let alone buying music (and again i have nothing against this, just the irony and the pedant attitude of it is irritating).
Wew lads been away for a while good to be back desu
How was your new year? I got a pair of long johns for Xmas do u like them?
>The perceived attitude of a certain part of /bleep/ is in no way representative of /bleep/
i'm sorry, i did not realized that /bleep/ was some kind of professional organization...
the "attitude" emanating from most /bleep/ posts is certainly fucking representative of /bleep/ since this is all what /bleep/ is : a bunch of fucking posts.
Alright here you go
1.dj andy scott
2. ben ufo, the underground trax
3. dubtechno, any dubstechno
4. 90s stuff, just look up stuff from the 90s, bam, you're good
5. german guy with funny glasses
Glad I could help
>it looks like an irony deficiency sir
>I'm afraid it's terminal
This is the best list so far. Also listen to everything that's ever come out of Sweden. They make the best house music in the world for a country with the population of Bradford
/bleep/ Inc. would like to remind all its employees that a new policy now requires the proper filling of forms IV.A and IV.B, should your contribution contain more than two (2) instances of one or more of the following words:
Employees who are unable to produce these forms upon request will face a fine of up to £500.
>##/bleep/ is invite only
>being on freenode in the first place
Lol I only post because he played here in York last night. Don't h8 the youth culture m8
Freshers pull more pussy
Hey, whoever recommended Squarepusher to me like a week or two ago, big thanks. Those Moving Shadow mixes like 99.1 were good, but I feel rejuvenated after listening to his first three albums. So much fun, layered stuff in there, I blew the roof off my house with my speakers. Best electronic music I've ever heard, right up there with Heldon.
Who's the best outta these, because I'm listening to them next. Luke Vibert, Stereolab, or Wagon Christ?
I hope the OP and everyone who replied killed themselves
and I hope you kill yourself too.
>tfw just spent laboring over one of my 1200's by replacing the circuit board in hopes that it fixes the slightly lower volume (~20%) compared to my second 1200
>tfw didnt work
>tfw spend $ uselessly on a new circuit board
>tfw probably need to replace my tonearm
at least its not a necessary fix and is certainly livable with
Daily reminder that you're not /bleep/ unless you:
>take mdma every 3 months
>have a pouch bag
>sports brand shoes
>went through a jungle phase
>are 17-23 years of age
Do you tick all the boxes?
official qt pie 3.14 ranking
4. aurora (halal, not cornetto)
10. via app
best footwork artists of all time, from best to worst
1. dj spinn
2. addison groove
4. dj paypal
5. machine girl
6. gant man
8. rp boo
9. dj nate
10. dj rashad
11. dj manny
14. dj taye
17. dj earl
i dont get all the hype for tame impala
i mean lonerism was a decent album, the other two are boring as fuck with maybe a few good songs i dont remember, they were forgettable. why is everyone praising them so much, every fucking normie knows about them and theyre supposed to be like an indie, semi-obscure band? lol. they are critically acclaimed as fuck and both the "hipster" community and the normie community love them so i dont get it. they are the definition of mediocre
this is not the place for this. ranking womans DJs according to their look is disrespectful, want it or not. (and make you sounds like an hopeless idiot btw)
try to make a list of your favorite womans DJs according to what they do behind the desks next time?