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>when a boy says he likes heavy metal music

maybe if you're 12

>>61507813
reload is underrated: fuel, the memory remains, unforgiven 2 and fixxxer are all jams.

boys listen to heavy metal men listen to Jan Dismas Zelenka

It's more disappointing when he says that Black album it's the best Metallica album. Or when he says that St. Anger is a good one.

>>61508782
I don't think anyone ACTUALLY likes St. Anger
Kill Em All is my favourite

>>61507813
is it still possible to breathe through all that irony?

>when a boy says he likes heavy music
what you hope for:
>Whitehouse, Genocide Organ, Masonna, the list could go on...
what you get:
>Sabaton, Metallica, various shitty deathcore bands

needless to say me and my bf don't talk about music

>>61508818
>Whitehouse, Genocide Organ, Masonna

those aren't heavy though. abrasive =/= heavy

>>61507813
isn't that first album not that heavy? are the album covers swapped in this image or what?

>When a girl says she likes punk music
What you hope for
>The Clash, Ramones, Joy Division
What she means
>Green Day, Blink 182

>>61509649
Where's the lie

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when a /mu/tant says he likes prog

>what i hope for
genesis, yes, ELP, gentle giant

>what he means
can, magma, cardiacs, henry cow

>>61507854
GIBBEH FEUUUU
GIBBEH FAHHHH
GEBBEHDABBAJABBAZABBA

>When somebody says they like N.W.A

I really like Load, almost on par with Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets for me.
King Nothing, Hero of the Day & Ronnie are some of my favorites.

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>when a girl says she likes art music
What you hope for
>Les Rallizes Dénudés, Julius Eastman, Conlon Nancarrow
What she means
>Bach, Schumann, Dvořák

>when a person says they like indie music
what you hope for
>Early Modest Mouse, Arcade Fire, Neutral Milk Hotel, Deerhunter
What she means
>Arctic Monkeys, 3Doors Cinema Club, Later Modest Mouse

>>61509881
What if I like both? Also I think King Crimson is the shared band that both Yes and Genesis type prog fans like and experimental Magma type prog fans like. They are the GOAT

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>When a girl says she likes music
What your face is

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>>61510681

>>61507829
desu this... metal fans are usually 'JUST metal' fans

the worst by far is when someone says they like all kinds of music
>coldplay, avicii, john mayer, linkin park

>>61510729
What does that mean?

>see image
>don't know sleeping with sirens
>listen to a song of theirs

What actually is the target audience for bands like this? Are there really grown adults who make overly edgy music for teenagers or is this part of some larger music industry scheme to rape people of their money? Music is subjective and whatever, but it's honestly hard to believe that people willfully would write a song like this.

>>61510775
>not liking linkin park
why does neo/mu/ try so hard?

>>61507813
But both of those albums are mediocre at best.

>>61509962
kek

>>61509881
well magma and cardiacs are as good as gentle giant

>>61510822
Bands like that probably started when they were around 16, and they either never grew out of their teen angst and edginess or the money was too good to mature their style

>>61510845
Linkin Park is garbage there is no excuse for this

>>61507813
id much rather listen to sleeping with sirens and other metalcore crap than metallica

>>61511926
in your subjective opinion :^)

>>61510822
in sleeping with siren's case their target audience is definitely teenage emo girls who pretend to be sexually confused and other bullshit just to seem cool, it sadly appears to be working quite well

That being said, their first album is a guilty pleasure of mine

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>>61509881
when a /mu/tant says he likes surf rock

>what i hope for
Dick Dale, The Trashmen, The Ventures, The Lively Ones

>what he means
Wavves, Fidlar, Allah-Las, Alvvays [spoiler] okay the last one is good [/spoiler]


when a /mu/tant says he likes synthpop
>what i hope for
Devo, The Units, New Order, Solid Space, The Buggles, Kraftwerk

>what he means
Chvrches, Neon Indian, Com Truise, Grimes, Marina and the Diamonds

>>61509881
>tfw they don't even know Time Machine Modulus

>2015
>liking music

>>61511979
>i have shit tast
you said it not me

>>61510821
that they only listen to metal.

when a kid says they like thrash metal
>what you hope for
exodus, testament, kreator, slayer, vektor
>what they mean
bullet for my valentine

>>61510821
that they can't comprehend why anyone would listen to anything other than metal. their metric for whether or not something is good is how "hard" it is.

>>61509962

I love Les Rallizes Denudes, I am not a gril tho.

When someone says they like death metal:
>what you hope for
Death, Gorguts, Obscura, Necrophagist
>what they mean
Chelsea Grin, Whitechapel, Suicide Silence

>>61508865

the-simpsons-thats-the-joke.jpg

>>61512068
ride the lightning is metallicas only okay-tier album

>>61512137
that's simply not true

>>61509649
more like
>When a girl says she likes punk music
What you hope for
>Infest, Nails, Nomeansno
What she means
>The Clash, Ramones, Joy Division, Green Day, etc

>>61512475
>implying any of those band is actually good
inb4 some fag write me an essai on how Gorguts was groundbreaking

>>61508792
I use to like it when I was in 5th grade

>when a /mu/tant says he likes psychedelic rock

what I hope for: Olivia Tremor Control, Amon Duul II

what I get: The Beatles, The Beach Boys

>>61512851
>Olivia Tremor Control
>Good
>Olivia Tremor Control
>Better then The Beach Boys

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>whan boi says he likes heavy music
>what u hope 4
ben frost - by the throat
>what he memes
deafheaven - sunbather

come at me bois

>>61512934
please refrain from associating person 3 with your shitposting

>>61512970
p-please don't beat me up

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>when a boy says he like industrial music

>what you hope for
Nine inch Nails & Skinny Puppy

>what he means
Throbbing Gristle & Cabaret Voltaire

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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when a girl says she likes drum and bass
>what you hope for
Audio, Katharsys, BSE, Spor, Neonlight
>what she means
Camo&Crooked, DJ Fresh, Netsky, Sigma

>>61512088
>Vektor
My nigga

>>61512875
They're both good desu

>>61513108
>Camo&Crooked, DJ Fresh, Netsky, Sigma
and pendulum

>>61513067
>when a boy says he like industrial hip-hop
>what you hope for
Techno Animal or Dälek
>what he means
"Death Grips xDDDDDDD"

>>61512934
Its not as heavy but it's better music.

>>61507813
>when someone says they like shoegaze
What I hope for
>literally anything but fucking MBV

What I get
>"have u heard this underrated gaem called luveless"

>>61507813

>when a girl says she likes emo
what you hope for
>Foxing, marietta, the hotelier
what you get
>she doesn't like emo she's just saying she does to be nice

damn . . .

>when a girl says she likes good music

>what i expect

matchbox 20, third eye blind, r.e.m, blind melon

>what i get

red hot chili peppers, sublime, foo fighters, green day, guns and roses, metallica, U2, Ramones

literally fuck off

>>61512137
I'm not saying that this doesn't happens, just sayin its not true.

>>61512875
>>61512851
All 4 of these are good

>>61513217
>Expectations
Two Knights, American Football, Hotel books
>what i get
sleeping with sirens , Bvb, meme hot topic bands,etc.

>>61509649
What she means
>fall out boy

>>61508782
>It's more disappointing when he says that Black album it's the best Metallica album
>implying it isn't

>Meet metal qt
>She is sweet and all
>Listens to all kinds of music
>But mostly metal
>Always settles with some neckbeard asshole who only listens to music and smells very bad

We've come full circle.

>>61514345
Whoops, meant
>Who only listens to symphonic metal music

>>61512655
here's your reply