BROS!!!! I plan on creating a Death Grips meets Avicii project

Fashion Week already exists.

Aggressive in that it'll feature hard hitting unrelenting drums, up-and-down surprise bass notes, and off-kilt background noises


However, it'll be written with melody, featuring warm EDM music, and live organic drumming

>>52699692
>>52699755
good4u m8

Can I play the triangle I've always wanted to be a meme

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>>52699692
i will fucking demolish that throat

>>52699692
why do anything meets anything? make something new dude

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>Avicii

>>52701384
OP here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz58xqwMGc0


fuck with me

Bump 3

c'mon /mu/

>>52701414
this isnt you though

>>52699692
Death Grips already did that. It's called "I've Seen Footage"

>BROS!!!!
>!!!!
Oh fuck off.

>>52701475
what?

>>52701478
Yeah, but I'm taking that general sound and expanding on it, and fleshing it out on a full album...

So, here's the end goal for the project:

it'll have the raw intensity of Death Grips, but with mainstream & warm danceable rhythms and melody - all with a live drummer.

Aggressive in that it'll feature hard hitting unrelenting drums, up-and-down surprise bass notes, and off-kilt background noises

mainstream in that the lyrics will be catchy, it'll have have hooks, choruses, and memorable melodies.

>>52701507

why dont you just make your own music rather than someone elses?

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i'm in OP. where do i sign up for the free trial?

>>52701522
I can't rap or play drums yo

It's what I'm envisioning, and I want it done in one way or the other.

It's happening, though.

I got the drummer, the producer, and the rapper to meet up wit me this Saturday to further discuss and brainstorm my project.

>>52701507
>he doesn't think Death Grips have hooks, choruses, and memorable melodies

holy shit you are the king of plebs

>>52701537
Shoot me an email at [email protected]

I'll update you this Saturday - we're in the PNW

>>52701559
not terribly memorable ones, or especially at the scale i'm imagining no.

>>52701547
so you actually wont be doing anything....

>>52701565

found this online lol

LOOKING FOR: rhythm guitarist/bassist/drummer/singer

I live in Portland Oregon.

I'm 22 years old, and I’ll be looking for musicians my age or younger. The reason for this, is that I'm planning to have this group run for 50 years or more, and I want the longevity to be secure.

You’ll need be as proficient with your instrument as Metallica were in the 80s. It won't be too demanding, but it’ll push you hard enough where you'll need to keep your chops up to consistently play it.

Also, this will be a heavy touring a band. You look at a band like Metallica, and they have done tours for nearly every year that they've been a band. It'll be worth it, as we'll come up with incredible, unorthodox tours and projects. We’ll try to keep everything as fresh as possible to have it remain fun.

We're aiming to be bands like Led Zeppelin. A band that was enormously commercially successful, but was also met with near-equal critical acclaim.

Similar to Radiohead, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, etc. we'll dabble in a variety of genres. When we delve into these genres, we'll create inspiring, top tier songs in those genres, as the mentioned bands have. We'll together study these genres to do so

Anyway, the band will be formed in two years (2014). From now until then, we'll practice and come up with music ideas. From 2014-2015, we will get signed, continue to write, and record our debut album, and have it released by 2015 at the LATEST. By the following year (2016) or the year after (2017), we will no doubt be amongst the biggest and most acclaimed bands on the planet. This will be the result of revolutionary marketing strategies I am thinking of (we will all pitch together ideas as well), among a variety of other methods.

(This post was last edited on July 5, 2012 at 5:14 AM ET.)

>>52701608
I'll be organizing the project, along with co-producing & songwriting.

I've been posting on /mu/ since 2009, know a lot about music - what makes a song good, what makes it innovative & fresh, etc.

>>52701660
part 2/2

So, to join the band, you'd need to meet all of the following requirements:
- young
- proficient in a variety of genres in two years
- have a STRONG work ethic to meet the demands of touring and a variety of side projects we'll be doing
- be prepared to stay with the bend for at least 50+ years
- have the technical capabilities of Metallica at their peak
-have the talent to create a string of classic albums that incorporate a variety of genres.

Being competent in a variety of genres may seem daunting at first, but with practice we should all get to where you need to be. The constant tours and projects may seem daunting as well, but when you realize how it all works out, you’ll be pretty OK with it. In fact, a good chunk of that project time will be be fun projects that we'll all plan out. Too many times have we heard bands break up, come to near-break ups, or continue with strained relationships. I want to minimize that as much as possible, by creating big, fun group stuff that we'll think of. We’ll even work together on projects that’s related to your hobbies outside music.Coming up with anything and everything to keep us a tight unit for as long as possible is the key.

EMAIL: [email protected]
so what you just look for people to make music for you and hope you create a new sensation by copying others?

>>52701660
man that was 2 years ago, crazy.

yeah I wasn't properly ready then, but I'm going HAM with that shit when I turn 25.

I've gotten to the point where if I had the right crew, I could make the next OK Computer.

Arcade Fire's Suburbs failed on a variety of levels in trying to achieve that.

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>>52701660

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http://www.metalunderground.com/forum/thread/4070/Anybody-feel-like-joining-a-band-thatll-be-one-of-the-bigge/

wow riley your shit is fucking hillarious you idiot

>>52701686
you couldnt you wouldnt be doing anything

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>>52701660
>>52701684
>mfw I'm 24 and live in Portland
>mfw I qualify for rileysticka's good time party band

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>>52701686
omfg lol

>>52701752
BUT DO YOU HAVE THE TECHNICAL ABILITIES OF METALLICA AT THEIR PEAK?!?!

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>>52701776
i will stay with the bend for 50+ years

>>52701752
shoot me an email brah

>>52701731
I'm actually going to start an internet-wide band try out for it, yeah.


I'm turning 25 next February.

I want to be still be 25 when the band takes off. Not too old.

By the time I hit 28 I expect to make at least three 9/10 albums with a variety of top 10 songs, and the consistently make nothing less than 8/10 albums throughout my 30s

I have a variety of other projects that I'll start too, once I get rich off my band idea:

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0BwAFALX-xjyKZ1R2X2pSWXVUZFE&usp=sharing

>>52701808

are you autistic?

>>52701837
No

>musical project
>can't actually play music

Holy shit, I knew game development was plagued with "ideas guys" but I didn't know its a music thing too.

>>52701866
checkout my drive link for more of my ideas:
>>52701808
>>52701808

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>>52701808
>https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0BwAFALX-xjyKZ1R2X2pSWXVUZFE&usp=sharing

holy fuck i'm dying
i can't fucking breathe jesus christ this shit

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>>52701884

>>52701884
you should learn to play something, youd get alot farther than trying to get people together and hoping they are the next big thing. its not as easy as you think it is anon where you have this dream world where you have these people and everything falls in your lap

you dont have any composition or theory training either do you, are you just going to hum everything for everyone? lol

this is the funniest thread of the night

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>>52701909

dat marriage reform tho

LOL dude your ideas are so fucking vague

A massive project that will create the largest festival in the world, which will be demonstrate

every example of every genre of music on the planet - utilized in large and small venues.

The festival will be broken into two categories - a high level festival branch where large acts

play, and a lower end festival branch, where non-mainstream acts play. The lower end festival

branch will be the most occurring festival, where the higher end branch will occur once every 4

months - 4 times a year (Rock, EDM, Country, Blues/folk/jazz

Every summer the festival will host its biggest event - a mixed genre music festival, which will

eventually have the highest attendance of any American festival in that year year.

Goals:

● Per state, establish lower end branch festivals once a month, for every relevant genre of

music per month

● Create a system for the lower end branch festivals, where the lineup for each festival is

created by popularity of each act

● Create a promotion campaign, that will properly promote each music festival that month,

that will occur in the state

● Establish a system where fans and musicians alike can sell their music at each festival

>>52701909
hahahahah omg yes

did you read Beta Fixer?

>A service that’ll help shy people obtain the social skills they need to get a partner. It’ll be a suite of products, that’ll include a revolutionary app and website, real time help sessions over the internet, among others.

>It’ll be the absolute go-to service for anybody who feels they're too inadequate to get partner on their own. We'll gain that go-to reputation by creating innovative services which will give them the self esteem for getting a partner.

>>52701948
>are you just going to hum everything for everyone? lol

yeah it'll be a mix mash of that, along with my ideas that I'll outline in emails and what not, too. Then I'll guide them through my ideas

>>52701987
more of a big idea guy than a detailed thinker

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>>52701884
>>52701955

>An unprecedented project to get White Men and Hispanic Women to date/marry each other in a systematic way throughout America. This will be done so the Hispanic Wife/White Husband will be the most iconic biracial pairing in the public conscious.

>Convince white people that the children will come out white, if the children are from light skinned Hispanic women. Convince white people that only a small % of marriages are needed for this project to be successful, and that this won't disrupt white wife/white husband marriages at all.

>Deflect accusations of racism, by noting how there's no right or wrong way to race mix

>Promote various studies, such as Hispanic women having lower divorce rates, the popularity of white male/Hispanic woman marriages, the attraction towards each other, etc

>Promote how it's simply a way to hurry a phenomenon that is already occurring in America, to deflect any accusations of forced race mixing

>>52699692
tits

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i should be sleeping but this shit is amazing.

>>52701668
qualifications: been posting on /mu/ since 2009

*throws application into "hired" bin* ur hired

>>52701987
yeah I still need to work on it, yeah.

I plan on basically creating a network that'll get all local bands in the state to play, and it'll be this annual festival - along with major acts as well, playing at a certain show in say California, or something.

>>52701955
That needs some work too, but it'll get there.

Until then I plan on marrying a Latina/Asian

White girls have basically betrayed white guys at this point, take a look around.

>>52702031
what will your emails say?

>play it like death grips plays it only make it sound like avcii

youl probably agree with this but still not realize that because you dont have a detailed plan you will not get anywhere

>>52702040
eh, nah. Some of the ideas are pretty legitimate

Checkout my hiking plan, for example. There's definitely some legitimate ideas where all I'd need is the capital to get it going

I have some great /mu/ related ideas, too.

If I had the capital, they'd be amongst the most popular sites for music - capital that I'll acquire through my band initially

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>Healing America

>A campaign that'll get Americans to immediately address physical problems such as knee, neck, and back pains, etc

kek

>>52701909
>A planet wide campaign to annex countries into American states.

dude i got news for you

>>52702105
how will you get connected to the bigger bands, how will you organize the event and set up stages, how will you pay for this, how does this network work? smoke signals? do you have anything more than a general idea

question op

what do you do for a living?

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>>52702136

>saying capital instead of money

>still wondering why he's poor

>>52702163
https://archive.moe/r9k/thread/10312483/

maybe he sells insurance

Ayy I'm in Portland how do I find this shit. I'll help set up if you guys do shows.

>>52701808
Just like how this year the debut album of the world's biggest band is going to be released? >>52701660

/mu/ has been great tonight
Haven't talked much music but I've veeb laffin

>>52702120
I'll give an outline - beginning to end - of how I'd want the song to play out like. I'd reference sounds from other songs, detail how a certain instrument should play their note at what part, etc.

>>52701837
Mate, it's not worth it. Let him have his dream.

>>52699692
>>52701660
>>52701668
>>52701684
>>52701808
>>52701987
>>52702017
>>52702054
oh my fucking god

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this is some top kek

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>>52701668
>I've been posting on /mu/ since 2009, know a lot about music - what makes a song good, what makes it innovative & fresh, etc.
>I've been posting on /mu/ since 2009
>know a lot about music

jesus fuck nigga, you better be trollin'

>>52702224
this i dont understand

draw one up as an example

>>52702163
maintenance. It's not a career job, just an in-between job for my actual career that I'm going to start soon.

>>52702187
was going to do that, but figured I'd slow down my long-term career goal, which is to become a go tier musician along with becoming a world-wide entrepreneur .

>>52702191
yo, shoot me an email at [email protected]

we could meetup with my guys this Saturday even, in SE Portland.

Hey I have a buddy in portland who was really convinced he could make a Dark Souls clone by himself in 6 months. You guys should hang out you have a lot in common.

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>>52702229

no

>>52702252
nah, I haven't really fleshed out how I'll properly do it, so I just have brainstorming notes on how I'll convey my ideas, it'd be too embarrassing to post as they are now

>>52702265
i could do that

itl be a flash game where when you click start it immediately goes to a youre dead screen

>>52702265
I have a friend who is working on "the next Facebook" too. I hear it's going to be fucking huge.

>>52702286
this is always going to be the excuse anon

>>52702286
All of your retarded grandiose ideas are shitty brainstorms.

I'm not trying to shart on your dreams or anything, but literally everything you've ever conceived is grounded in baseless idealism. You're an "idea guy". Work on practical skills before trying to take on the world, and go one step at a time.

>>52702292
too bad i'm already working on "the NEXT next Facebook"
It's going to destroy the next facebook.

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>>52702292
had a friend work on a "better drop box" turned out to be a private FTP server

>cool thanks.jpg

Marketing & Promotions project
A marketing/promotions company that'll offer unprecedented marketing packages to an array of different industries and people, uniquely setting itself apart from our competition.

Each type type industry and business will be able to choose a unique multi level promotions package that'll suit their business - small, medium, and large. There'll be various forms of ways to buy them - single flat rate purchases, subscriptions etc.

The initial target audience will be small businesses, though eventually the company will venture into musicians, artists, various types of self employed people, etc.

Other Marketing & Promotions companies exist already, however not a single one covers as many types of businesses and people that this company will cover, nor do they offer as much content that we'll offer.

Goals:
Allow users to easily check the the status & progress of their promotions package, via email alerts, text message alerts, app, website.

Create an a simple, easy to use & clean website and app for the company, both will be used to order promotional packages along with tracking packages in use by the company. They'll both display customer feedback, how many views/clicks a promotional video receives etc. a map displaying physical locations where promotions are taking place, amongst other features.

Compile a list of every major field of small businesses, research the most popular types of specific businesses within those fields

Create a set of packages per major field of small business

Decide which field of businesses can benefit the most from subscription based payment methods.

Hire researcher(s) to help compile information for businesses

Hire bilingual employees that’ll go various businesses to help sell the idea, to get our initial first wave of employees underway.

Eventually hire web designer to help create website that customers can view and properly order marketing packages on

>>52702313
dude sick hit me up im in portland

>>52702327
I'm currently paying people from third world countries like $5 an hour to help me research a lot of shit for it - hopefully by the end of this month I'll have a presentable idea to people.

>>52702292
thatwasthejoke.png

>>52702140
this is the best one

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>this person is a product of the american school system telling children they can achieve anything "if they put their mind to it"

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Hi Everyone,

I am a record producer from Portland, Oregon, looking to find the "Next Big Band." Obviously, said band would need to have some sort of good musical direction, perhaps akin to electronic and experimental rap.

If anyone has any ideas or would like to contact a real industry PRO let me know. My email is:

[email protected]

>>52699692
>>52699755
>>52701507
>>52701660
>>52701668
>>52701684
>>52701731
>>52701808
>>52701987
>>52702017
>>52702031
>>52702054
>>52702105
>>52702136
>>52702327
holy fuck lmao

>>52702355
no shit retard

>>52702387
Does the band need to be as proficient with their instruments as Metallica were in the 80's?

>>52702386
le jealous yuropoor


Also guys, if I do become rich & famous, i'll eventually start a worldwide campaign, promoting the fully ably bodied White heterosexual male as the most desirable demographic on Earth.

I mean it already is as far as I can tell, but I want to absolutely promote it in a way where it'll be the obvious consensus in society.

It'll be done in a tricky way that won't get anywhere racism, of course. So it'll be a bit tricky.

what if this kid actually hits something off

like of all the horrible brain diarrhoea something forms from the mess that actually meets an industry gap somewhere and somehow

obviously someone else would have to pick it up though and just pay him 10% for the initial blueprint

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>>52702411

Why, yes, this is perhaps one of the many requirements as wells as being prepared to stay with the bend for 50+ years and have the talent to produce a string of classic albums that incorporate a variety of genres

>>52702430
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiose_delusions

This is way too detailed to be a troll. So I'm going to be honest with you Riley. You're having a manic episode. Or you're a maniac. Either way, you should quit all this Death Grips Avicii shit and start a Jaden Smith cover band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elHDrWLgzTQ

>>52702312
this

i could have an embarrassing google docs account with loads of this shit but it doesnt mean im going places, you dont seem to focus on the realism of playing out details that would actually need to go into making something happen

>>52702454
most likely the beta fixer

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>this thread

is this real life? holy jesus

At first I thought OP got high as fuck and decided to take a huge brainshit on /mu/ but then

>https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0BwAFALX-xjyKZ1R2X2pSWXVUZFE&usp=sharing

lol nope, just autism

>>52702340
What the fuck? Oh my God. I am dying.

>>52702454
He's probably actually going to put all these documents together, add this thread and release the greatest post-modern novel the world has ever seen.

>>52702430
You're fucking schizophrenic.

Read all of these and carefully, then go and seek help. >>52702477 >>52702474 >>52701948 >>52702162 >>52702312

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>>52702545

>>52702480
I actually have an idea for that , though

To help people form bands, and another idea for businesses etc.it's on that Google link somewhere

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>this thread

>>52702340
i know this one is probably not op because lol

but if it is OP
the idea that there could be people on the other side of the world that are also dealing with your bullshit is absolutely hilarious

>>52702327
>>52702340
are you serious? what actually are these "unprecedented marketing packages"? you never even specified what you're offering or the actual incentive for businesses to invest, just "IT WILL BE HUGE".

dude, this is fundamental foundation of why all your ideas are hilarious. I don't know why you can't see that.

This thread is awesome

Fuck yeah op is killing it

>>52702593
It is true lol

Go to elance.com

I'm paying guys from India and Bangladesh cheap cash for top quality research to get one of my ideas rolling

>>52702565
ideas are ideas

they arent blueprints they arent anything

theres no detail in an idea there is only what could be best described as a cloud, it looks like something from the outside but essentially its just floating bullshit

>>52702643
please respond to >>52702610, I'm a potential client

OP here

I think that everyone here needs to relax - we're obviously not helping each other here.

Probably the best idea is to send me your suggestions personally by email at [email protected]

from there I can easily figure out who will be part of which project and use you all to your full potentials

>>52702659
Rick Rubin here, can't wait to meet you. I'll hit you up soon

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>>52702643
Pic related

>>52702682

Hi Rick, i've heard you did some work with the Beatles (one of my favorite bands and influences). Shoot me an email and we can brainstorm

>>52702610
He can't see that because he is having a manic episode. Or schizophrenia. This is not a normal brain. I am worried about you OP. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen, and I want you to stick around tonight, but tomorrow morning, you march yourself right to a doctor mister!

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>>52702706
I.. holy shit.

I'm so sorry, OP.

>>52702610
No, no, no. That's what the researchers are for.

I need to research the small business fielfs, and the businesses within those fields


Then I need to research the best ideas for multi level marketing package PER TYPE OF BUSINESS


Then I need to pay researchers to help come up with a pricing system

THEN I'll have something to present to people, after I hire employees to help carry it out

I have a lot of solid ideas, I just née to further flesh them out, bit there's definitely se legitimately solid ideas in there.

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I have no idea what is happening in this thread

>>52702659
hi my name is steve albini and i want in on this action
dont listen to >>52702682 its not the real rick rubin

>>52702728
so you're paying people to come up with something you can profit from, but you don't know what it is yet. and, even better, neither do they

please, please, PLEASE see a doctor. i'm genuinely worried for you. before wrong you'll be writing this bullshit with your own feces on the walls

>>52702778

Are you in the Portland area? Or even the PNW?

My email is at [email protected]

I don't give a fuck what anyone in this thread says, I'd blaze it with Riley.

I bet he'd be a fucking laugh

>>52702793
>>52702793
i noticed you typed wrong for the word long anon

im not op but would you happen to be asian?

>>52702793
Yeah its weird, I always figured I was different from everybody else since I was young

>>52702795
Stop pretending to be me

>>52702708
This is seriously tragic. At first I was laughing but now I feel awful.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandiose_delusions

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OP here

It's midnight over here so Im gonna hit the hay

>>52702876
Are you going to sue your google chrome app for stealing your beta idea?

>>52702876
Sleep well, and never stop dreaming.

>>52702876
>a 'car' folder on your phone
>6+ apps

why is this so fucking funny to me

A planet wide campaign to annex countries into American states.

A private company would help draft a referendum (to save costs from both countries’

governments), by working the US and the country in question thoroughly, to minimize all

criticism and controversy. The company would be in charge of promoting it and drafting it for the

politicians of each country.

Aside from annexing entire countries, we'd invest massive money to spring up referendums in

regions tbreak apart from the rest of the country, and end up becoming a state (Sicily away from

Italy and into an American state, etc).

Goals:

● Promote how this would economically and militarily benefit America

● Promote how certain regions would have more autonomy as American states than what

they have under their current country

● Promote the advantages they’d experience as American citizens would be things they

wouldn’t experience otherwise

● Solve any existing territorial disputes ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/

Category:International_territorial_disputes_of_the_United_States )

>>52702876
Please see the doctor in the morning, okay? Promise me.

>>52702876
>>52702876
thank you for the keks

never stop dreaming anon

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This is seriously some of the funniest shit I've ever seen

It's like Helter Skelter x the Spruce Goose

>>52702876
Keep dreaming big. You have a wonderful imagination (^:

>>52702992
the google drive is like watching a car crash

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Hey if you need a drummer then hmu man

>tfw I can sort of relate to OP
When I was 13, I went full autist and had this grandiose idea that I was going to become a world famous rockstar in this huge rock band. I created hundreds of Word documents detailing our discography (complete with record label, catalog number, and chart position), our backstory, created actual band members (using pictures found on google images of random people), writing gig lists, and having everything planned out exactly. I would hum and sing the songs to myself, and I'd even write supposed reviews of the fake albums. I wrote out a whole plan and it ended with the band breaking up after the guitarist got AIDS from a transexual groupie. I could play guitar and piano, but not nearly good enough to write the songs I had the ideas for. The only thing on my mind was imagining being in this fake rock band. This went on until I was 15, then I started taking meds and going to a doctor because this wasn't the only elaborate fantasy I was living in.

I'm pretty normal now (or as normal as I could be), but holy fuck OP talk to a doctor. I could upload some of those documents too hahaha.

Stranger thing is, I live in Portland too.

>>52703104
You never went to a doctor. You split your personality. You are Riley. Riley is you. You are OP. You are shitposter. Wake up. Wake up. Please wake up.

>>52703104
>yfw this is Riley's other personality

>>52703173
>>52703134

hahahahaha fucking lawd

>>52703104
will love you forever if you show us some of these plans

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>>52703104
>I could upload some of those documents too

DO IT

Born to late to discover america
Born to early to experience space tourism
Born just in time to experience rileysticka's magnificient ideas

>>52703104

please please upload them

>>52702804
absorutery disgustingu

>>52701752
>good time party band
this better be the fucking name of the group

When I was in high school I wrote my own musical about the adventures of a group of homeless people. I thought I was a huge faggot but this thread has shown me that I wasn't so bad.

>>52703104
What if you are actually OP but when you forget to take your meds?

BE THE FREAK YOU WANNA BE JUST DON'T FOLLOW ME

>>52703104
It's no coincidence that rileysticka leaves, right as you show up, it's like a retard version of Fight Club in here.

>>52701808
>pay $1.00 to troll political hub
Wow. That was hard.

>>52703485
the stars aligned to create this thread

>>52703503
I'm so sleep deprived today, this is all so surreal right now

>>52699692
>Basically, it'll have the raw intensity of Death Grips, with danceable rythms - all with a live drummer.

so basically Death Grips

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>>52701808
I'd watch your anime movie, OP

>>52703444
>musical about the adventures of a group of homeless people
would sincerely watch and critique

i love hobos

>>52703553
>rileys dream
the last true miyazaki endeavor about a young japanese boy living in the suburbs who during the day has dreams of grandeur and hallucinations of a world non existant and at night is the normal everyday riley who live his life in normality never knowing that he has a second half, he just takes his medication

You know what, I say good for you Riley. I think you're gonna go a long way if you stay dedicated to your dreams. Fuck what all these bitter, jealous hipsters think.