>finally convince hot girl from my class to come over to my house
>we are both sitting on the floor in my room and I take it upon myself to put on some music
>decide on Nevermind (she only listens to pop stuff, probably not even full albums)
>half way through Smells Like Teen Spirit she says "this sounds like the type of music my dad would listen to"
>my fucking face when
The album is 23+ years old. Your dad was probably your age now when that album came out. Sounds like you're a lil salty she called your pretentious ass out and you didn't get no nookie faggot
what usually works for me is putting something really weird on. either for joking, or for the sake of conversation. dumbest thing you can do is to decide on something uninteresting.
Sounds like you just got yourself a shit girl, OP.
>hanging out with hot girl from college
>put on some Nine Inch Nails
>"anon, my parents loved this music"
>sing along to songs and eventually Closer
>fuck her like an animal
>take qt home
>decide to see what she thinks of venetian snares
>put on songs for my cats
>anon I think your speakers are broken
>mfw when they were actually broken and she was right
>go to girls house
>she shows me her room
>asks me to sit down
>no chairs; sat on a rug
>talked till like 2am
>thought this is it, this is the night
>it's bed time
>end up sleep in the fucking bath
>she's nowhere to be seen next morning
>I set fire to her fucking house
Nah, you have to choose the right music and it has to be on vinyl. One time I was with a qt I put on this record and she loved it
>qt you like comes to your room
>you both sit on the floor
>this is the chance for you to not be a sperg and put something that fits the mood and probably both of you will enjoy
>the clock is ticking
What do you put on, /mu/?
On a scale from 1 to Smells Like Teen Spirit how fucked are you?
>dormmate owns stuff like batman on blueray and wears affliction shirts
>walk into dorm
>he has headphones on and is looking out window so doesn't notice me
>creed - with arms wide open is blaring
>i'm just staring in disbelief as he bobs his head and keeps saying stuff like YES! and GET IT!
>song ends and he holds his arms up and holds them there
>exclaims "that would be awesome"
>mfw he was living vicariously through creed as if he was creed singer at a concert or something
>skull candy headphones designed specifically for plebs
>doesn't know that even tiny shit earphones can produce enough sound that another person in the room can distinguish the music being played
don't be so stupid