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Has it been a while since one of these has happened? Let's hear 'em
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As a straight guy, I sucked a guy's dick as a teenager for fun.
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>>52595328
>sucking dick
>fun for a straight guy
nigga you gay
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I killed a ton of frogs as a kid
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Visions of the Country - Robbie Basho.

Met up with a guy from /soc/ to have sex, we did, it was great, he messaged me making it obvious he wanted a relationship, still haven't texted him back.
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I changed the home page of all my schools computers to meatspin.com and they never found out I did it.
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molested my cousin when she was sleeping she was 14 I was 17... I mean we were sleeping in the same room and i was a horny teenager she was asking for it
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>>52595403
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>>52595388
how many
>>52595436
sounds like YOU'RE asking for an arresting
>>52595402
is that really the worst you've done?
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ummm....i dont know. morally probably punching a kid in the mouth when i was like 5. but he stole my fucking snacks.
legally, selling drugs
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Me and a friend were hanging out on my computer one time when I was about 12 or 13. My friend was super determined to beat the Impossible Quiz and was basically not paying attention to anything else. She was barefoot. I got bored and started idly touching her feet and noticed she didn't seem to care. It escalated to me licking her soles and toes while she kept playing the game. She never explicitly complained about it but I'm pretty sure she wasn't really into it either.
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>>52595279
>Ok Computer

Lets see....

I once had a facebook page, I was big on the whole IM A FACEBOOK ADMIN IN THE COMMUNITY LOOK AT ME shit and I had posted a picture of my ex-girlfriend calling her butt ugly and she saw it and didint talk to me until we started dating again a year and a half ago.


I also once when I was 7 had to pee really bad at a soccer field but the only bathrooms were port-a-pottys so I dumped a water bottle out and peed in it in the car...unfortunately it went to the top and I peed all over the inside of the car. So I took my little sisters blanked and wiped it up with it.
I than folded it up neatly and put it back where it was. She used it later that week.
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>>52595402
Are you a guy?
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>>52596123
wat.
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I bullied a kid in elementary school who in hindsight was obviously autistic.
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>>52596153
Ye.
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i was playing mario kart double dash at a kids house when i was about 8. i lost 3 times in a row and i ended up beating the shit out of him with my controller. he had to get stitches.
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>>52595279
I'm mostly pretty clean, but I fapped over a facebook profile a couple of times.

I'm not the guy who keeps on posting it every day btw.
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>>52595328
>for fun

If you both had fun, what's the big deal? It's hard to think that was "the worst" thing you've done. Come on.
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Near the end of 8th grade this girl I barely knew offered to give me a blowjob in the bathroom. We went in one of the stalls during lunch. I got so excited that I pissed all over her when my dick was out. I ran out of there with my pants still down and tripped and fell right in front of a teacher. Parents were called. Nobody ever talked to me at that school again.
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>in 4th grade
>went everyday to pick up my sister from school (3rd grade)
>winter time so dark af
>tell her to wait for me across street so i can get some candy from store
>take forever
>go outside, cross street
>she isnt there
>bouttohaveaheartattack.swf
>ditch bike, run up and down block, nowhere to be seen
>run a mile to get home
>not there
>instantly sobbing
>run back to school
>nowhere
>she comes out of bushes crying with a teacher
>turns out she almost got abducted
>older brother comes, beats the shit out of me

still feel like the worst person ever ten years later :~(

>>52595388
>>52596081
>how many
well he said a ton, so assuming hes in the us and hes murkin leopard frogs thatd be ~ 23,873 frogs
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pushed my brother off a steep cliff when we were hiking one time cause i thought he was fucking my gf. he can't walk anymore.
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>>52596375
Seriously anon? I can safely say that I don't know that feel, but I can empathise I suppose.
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took a Xanax at night when i had work in the next morning, Id never done it before... it affected my friend but not me. The next day I wake up and pretty much fall down the steps slur my words and shit and my mom is like "what the fuck is wrong with you" somehow got to work and delivered sandwiches for a shift and didnt kill anybody. Dont remember much of it. Most irresponsible shit Ive ever done and Ill never come close to that again
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>>52596274
>autism
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I hit my sister once
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convinced my grandma to smoke crack once
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>>52596414
That's some heavy shit
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>Shouted that there was a bomb on the bus during a bus evac in second grade
>Modest Mouse - LCW
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>>52596490
Not true.
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>>52596489
with your fists or your dick?
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>>52596414
lol
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>>52596123
hahaha.
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>>52596139
>facebook admin
shit i did that too, but before it got excessively big
idk but im p sure i had a p big part in bringing the over the top edgy shit and exclusively posted gay porn and really fucked up gore
>>52596490
>implying you wouldnt do crack when ur old bc nothing to live for
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>>52596530
my fist, I was 12 she was 10
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Slept over at my cousin's house when we were little, one of her baby teeth came out and she put it under her pillow for the "tooth fairy". She fell asleep before me that night. I waited till her mom put the quarter under her pillow and stole it. My cousin was really upset the next morning. My aunt didn't even suspect me at all.
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Probably when I held a knife up to my brothers face, basically threatening to kill him. I was like 14 or 15 at the time, he was probably 12 or 13

Have told my mom to "Fuck off" more than a handful of times

Smashing Pumpkins - Perfect
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I once recorded a milf who worked with my mom at home in our bathroom, I did it a lot of times but one day she found out and told my parents.
sadly it was a shitty phone and I deleted all videos, she had a great ass.
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>>52596657
that first one's much worse than the second one lol
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>>52596752
yeah man I know

But saying fuck you to your mom, its just something I cant get over. She literally gave life to me and I tell her to go fuck herself 18 years later.
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>>52595328
i remember when pinkerton fans used to do the most fucked up shit in these threads. did we peak?
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>>52596842
some of they shit they'd say would start HUGE arguments
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Told my suicidal gf to kill herself when I was a teenager dating her.

Favorite Album: American Football
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>>52596951
did she do it?
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Hmm... I've done a lot that I'm not particularly proud of. I fucked a tranny woman once. I fucked my best friend's ex-girlfriend too. I dated another friend's ex right after they had broke up. I've sold drugs... Come to think of it, I'm really kind of a shitty person.

As for current favorite album, probably Frank Ocean's Channel Orange, but I dunno...
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I catfished for over a year and had a relationship of sorts with this guy online. Eventually I decided it had gone on long enough and it was time to break it off, but that made him try to kill himself.
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>>52596961
no but she was a cunt who cheated on em twice so no regrets telling her to do so
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>>52597014
sorry anon
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When I was 11 or 12 I had a friend over and we watched porn in the living room on the computer. We didn't jerk off but he was still really uncomfortable and afraid of getting caught. After that he stopped talking to me.

Favorite album is Maudlin of the Well - Bath.
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In high school J told a 14 year old girl with terminal stomach cancer that she should stop playing Zelda and actually live the few months she has left.

My favorite album is Age of Adz.
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I had sex with a woman I had met hours prior on a greyhound bus behind a woman and her young child. I then fucked her again in a bus station in billings, montana and left a mess of ejaculate all over the toilet and stall and floor. I came back twenty minutes later to discover someone had already cleaned it.

Weezer - Pinkerton
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sloth
gluttony
greed
lust
wrath
pride
envy
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>>52597125
That's actually pretty customary for greyhound.
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>>52597204
So it seems. Made me want to travel more. Was some good ass, believe it or not.
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>>52596967
why is having sex with a transwoman a bad thing? are you transphobic?
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>>52597281
it's not exactly something you go around bragging about.
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>>52597281
No, I'm not transphobic. Quite the opposite, honestly. But I am straight, and I really didn't enjoy the experience. Don't shame a nigga for having his own set of standards that differ from yours.
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>>52596123
legit hot good story would reread
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>>52597312
except for the 12 or 13 part
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when i was a kid i heard if you cut a worm in half it would still be aliveso i kept doing it over and over again

this other time, a rolly polly gave birth in my hand and iwashed the babies off


and I get kind of teary eyes remembering these

earthworms and rolly pollies are Earth's angels
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>>52596414
was he?
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I was dead serious about killing someone. It was about a girl but I won't get into details. anyway last year I was going to go to this kid's apartment and knock on his door and start smashing his head in with a steel bat when he answered. But cooler heads prevailed.
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I've taken advantage of literally dozens of girls when they were black-out drunk
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>>52597379
Gonna need some context on this one
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I stole my neighbors dog
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>>52597393
kill yourself
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>>52597379
Glad you didn't kill someone. that would not have been very vaporwave of you anon
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Stole over 100+ and lots of unused oxycodone from my family as a teen

Women - Public Strain
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i've diddled little boys
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>>52597165
Fitting/10
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>>52597579
Why?
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>>52596407
Why didn't you just take her into the store with you
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>>52597579
probably listen to saint pepsi too right?
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I haven't done anything too morally reprehensible. I've done some fucked up shit with women, put several into therapy after fucking with their emotions to get what I want. Guess that is sort of bad. That was a while ago. I consider myself to be a pretty well adjusted nice person these days, a regular ol white knight.
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>>52597603
b/c nothing else arouses me

>>52597611
yeah. problem, friend?
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>>52595328
>>52597008
>>52597125
yo what the fuck
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>>52597165
Same.

I did just block my girlfriend because she did not know the etymology of the word 'meme' in a cultural context.
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american football

my sister walked in on me and my best friend jerking off separately underneath the covers when we were like 11 then we finished and went and she showed us one of her girlfriends masturbating on cam on yahoo messenger

ive done a lot of shit that might be considered worse though
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>>52597609
idk i was a stupid kid

but iirc she was too scared to cross, being it was the biggest street in our town, which was only four lanes
>tfw have never had a chocolate bar since
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>>52596489
i-isn't this normal, my sister's are annoying as fuck. Never hit a girl outside the family though
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I ate dog meat once
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>>52595279
I strangled a cat. I suppose it isn't the worst thing I've done, but I regret it more than anything else.
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>be 8 years old
>Obsessed with WWF
>Stone Cold-Stunner my 2 year old cousin
>Hits head on table
>Permanently brain-damaged
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>>52597768
i love animals so i might be overreacting i guess but what have you done thats worse than strangling a cat?
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>>52597749
I hit my brother a lot more back then, I only hit my sister that one time. She wasn't that annoying tho
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>>52597779
top kek
oh man id love to see this.
or like 8 year olds powerbombing eachother
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I whipped my mum in the face with a pair of pants once after she threw them at me
It hit just right by the side of her nose and under her eyes and left a little red sore
My muscular younger bro grabbed me and said "what the fuck do you think you're doing aye"

I apoligised to her two days later and she said the words I said were the most hurtful
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>fucked the corpse of a childhood friend
wasn't very enjoyable. 2stiff
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>>52597379
Bitch niggas fight over bitches
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>>52597768
that's some immoral shit anon. i would feel worse strangling a kitty than a human
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>>52597818
was the corpse boy or girl
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Lust is my sin.

I asked my girlfriend to show me her tits and I would watch the stupid Dark Crystal movie. She said okay, and then about ten seconds later started crying. After she stopped, I had given up, but she got up and took off her shirt and bra. I started playing with these massive breasts. She started to cry as I touched and sucked them, but I didn't stop until about twenty or thirty seconds later. The strange thing is we had fucked a lot before all of this. I was horny and apologised for my lust, but she never forgave me and brings it up all the time and often threatens to tell my friends what an asshole I am. I really wish I could take it back. I actually have a really low sex drive. I have no idea what came over me in that instance. We hadn't had sex in about two months at that point, but I just felt sexual one day. Is she a bitch for holding my desires against me, am I wrong, or are we both partially at fault?

Talk Talk is such a good band. I like this one slightly more than Spirit of Eden. After the Flood is my favourite track.
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>>52597818
yea sure
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>>52597791
But is it acceptable behaviour, if not I have to apologize to my sisters
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>>52597779
fuck. Im surprised I didnt kill anyone while wrestling.
We used ladders, wood, wire and shit on a trampoline.
My fat ass friend did a sharpshooter type move on this younger kid from our neighbourhood. His mouth was bleeding and her sister made us stop.
I thought he ruptured his insides but really he just hit his mouth on the trampoline.

I once tapped that same kid on the head once for looking at my sister while changing and his whole nose just blurts out with blood.
It was a light as tap.

What kind of limitations/specific brain damage does your cousin have exactly?


>>52597807
me and my bro popularised trampoline wrestling at a campervan/bach park

I felt worried about it
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>>52597762
How is this bad, did you get it from a exotic food restaurant
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>>52597818
If you're German, I believe it.
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>>52597845
I guess it depends on how you are raised, I said sorry to both my brother and my sister. They really didn't care tho
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>>52597807
It was the worst day of my life. He instantly stated going into a seizure and my aunt came in screaming and crying. he was a normal kid and now he's a 60 IQ retard because I watched too much wrestling.
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>>52597841
>I asked my girlfriend to show me her tits and I would watch the stupid Dark Crystal movie. She said okay, and then about ten seconds later started crying. After she stopped, I had given up, but she got up and took off her shirt and bra. I started playing with these massive breasts. She started to cry as I touched and sucked them, but I didn't stop until about twenty or thirty seconds later.


How old was this girl? What even is wrong with this?
You even asked her too.

Wtf? Im confused?
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>>52597816
Why would you even hit your mom, story?
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>>52597845
not him but i stabbed my sister with a pencil and ahe still has graphite in her leg
this was like 10+ years agp and i was like 8

i apoligized but still bring it up though

she deserved it because she almost decapitated me
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>>52596489
>I hit my sister once
>Favourite album is WYWH


This is cute.
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When I was 17 I whooped my then 11 year old brother's ass because he thought he was the alpha male of the house. Did the same thing with one of my step fathers, except I put him in the hospital. My mother never dated again after that
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I made a fat suit out of a woman's skin and ate her organs
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came inside a cat
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>>52597789
Like I said I regret it. You'll just have to take my word for it.

>>52597825
Now I feel the same. I was really young, but I don't think that's a good excuse.
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>>52597898
Why is it cute?
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>>52597919
because a shitload of people hit their siblings and youre like "I did it once" and you're claiming its the worst thing you ever did.

That shit is almost as safe as Pink Floyds music
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The Talk Talk ones are the weirdest
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>>52597930
I really can't think of worse stuff I have done, maybe a bad test grade once in 10th grade
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>>52597882
She is twenty-four and she took my virginity. I didn't take hers. She let her friends (guy and a girl) coerce her into a threesome on her birthday a few years ago, then later she had a foursome (both while drunk). I didn't know her then, of course. I think it might be necessary to tell you I'm a demisexual, which means I connect with one person and am only attracted to that person. It kind of hurts to be around the people I know fucked her. Another bad thing I did was cum in her mouth when she had told me not to awhile ago. She said her friend did and she didn't like it. I disobeyed because I felt weak for having some other guy do something I would not be able. I don't know what I proved, but it made me feel better, even though she got mad about it. At least she swallowed it.
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>>52597909
"Cum inside a pussy, fucked a kitten least it aint a horse"
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>>52597905
has anyone checked if he released anything else
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>>52597961
if she did it willingly its no real issue.
You should respect someones right to say not but i'm still confused about the tits thing.


this bitch has had fuckign foursomes and youre worried about sucking her tits.

She is playing you are you sound weird as fuck.
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>>52597909
my nigga you fucked a cat
you have to live the rest of your life knowing that you fucked a cat

your children are going to grow up with a father that fucked a cat

all of your friends are friends with a dude that fucked a cat

nigga, like... you fucked a cat...
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>>52597626

this is scary
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>>52597988
not really, youre just a bitch
I'd be more afraid of the dude that fucked a cat
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>>52597988
thats just people dude and by the sounds of it that guy is just good at manipulating people...well maybe not considering they went to therapy and confessed
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>>52597909
are you the /k/atfucker?

i dont have the screencap someone else here has to be from /k/ and have it.
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>I'm in an argument with my friend
>he says 'your mother'
>I reply 'your father'
>he says 'well he's dead'
>I say 'ha!' right to his face
I said sorry years later and we're still best friends

There was this other tone where the first words I said to a girl I first met 'you're kinda fat' and then walked away. The girl was a boring cunt so I kinda regret saying it
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>>52598015
amen
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>>52598024
I imagine his dick would feel better than regular cats. Male cat penises have sharp spikes on them, hence why fermale cats scream while mating. Its a very painful process.
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>>52597978
She cries about it all the time. She was obsessed with one of the guys in the foursome. If I bring it up, she gets pissed.

Yeah because she was crying while I was folding her tits. I mean, that's admittedly fucked up.

She isn't playing me. She's really emotionally fucked up. I'm really not that weird, unfortunately.
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>>52598045
How do you know that?
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>>52598045
All my life I thought cats were just fighting outside my window, until I looked outside
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>>52598037
I made fun of a girls abortion after she made fun of me losing my testicle
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>>52598054
She sounds insane, I would leave her. Plus she loves some other guy in a foursome, not you
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>>52598058
I saw it on some facts site. Probably didyouknow
Its not like I research cat dicks or anything
look it up
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>>52598054

>I'm demisexual
>not weird

okay dude
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>>52598037
my dad offed himself when i was 12 and this happened constantly with my cousin til he was about 18 other than the "hah" part.

im 99% sure he didnt even realize what he was doing. but i never brought it up because didnt want to make him feel bad.
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>>52598061
I didn't realize this was a competition
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I have absolutely no idea, I'm serious I haven't done anything worth mentionning in this thread

I've basically been living in front of a screen since I was 12, so it's not that surprising
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>>52598082
just wanted you to feel better
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>>52598037
Really, that's bad?My friends used to joke around all the time like that. I'd make a stupid ironic mom joke and they'd reply ' my moms dead ' and I'd say "good." or "don't ever gamble"
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Sophomore year I roofied a girl in lunch
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I've done alot of bad shit:

1. Chased my old cat around my house spraying it with deodorant after it shat on my bed. It jumped out of a window and broke both of it's front legs.

2. Stole someone's USB stick after they claimed to have my bank account details on it. (they didn't)

3. Sold datura to a 13 year old which ultimately ended him in hospital.
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>>52598099
Nigga I apologized I feel good. Why would you post a pic of your dead testicle tho why would you think that would make me feel better

I do appreciate the sentiment
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>>52598128
to prove I wasnt lying

its in my cupboard
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>>52598066
I'm in the process. She keeps messaging me apologising, but I don't know what to do or say. If I outright block her, I'll be the bad guy. Even after everything she did to me (no sex for three+ months, telling me she no longer loves me the same way, wanting to be friends and have me still come over and sleep in her bed), I still love her.

>>52598075
How is that weird? I mean, it's not the norm, but it's not totally fucked up or anything. I just experienced 'the fall' into love. Society tells us to not get attached to people now. I basically could not have sex with anyone I do not love.
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>>52598104
I'm not a complete edgelord.
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>>52598144
Who cares how it ''looks''? That''s really just being concerned with appearances
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>Bjork - Debut

>If this is too long just skip to the last part
There was this kid in my high school who would "bully" me. It didn't bother me, he was an idiot and I am not one to bother with that kind of thing. It started off as harmless verbal stuff, but eventually became physical.

So, after months of taking crap from him messing with me and trying to pick fights I got fed up and decided I'll confront him about it. I ended up seeing him at a park I used to spend time at a lot. I walked up to him and honestly tried to be nice about it. I don't remember what was said, but he called me a pussy. I got angry and walked away. I was going to leave, but I saw he went into the bathroom near by. It was an out-house.

I followed him in, and beat him up. I pushed him onto the toilet seat. Beat on his back and broke his left hand and upper arm. I remember seeing him on the floor, and stomping on his legs. This next part I can't explain. I raped him afterwards. I didn't enjoy it. He was really quiet through it all. He started crying, which made me sick for some reason. I pissed on him and left. He must have never told anyone, because nothing happened to me. He had a cast for awhile afterwards.
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Always made fun of a kid in 6th because he was crying every moment I saw. His mom died of cancer and my friends and I called him "emo (insert name)". His dad was also a huge asshole.
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I've jerked off to teen titans rule 34 futa
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>>52598144
I'm completely against the whole "Red pill" alpha male, dominant shit, but I do think in this situation you should just man up completely cut her out of your life. Why are you still with her? Do you get any enjoyment or anything.

To keep this music related my favourite album is Stop Making Sense
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>>52598165
Holy shit
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>>52598165
http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk86/blayzed135/1216462634602ik3.jpg

That's pretty fucked up
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>>52598175
that isnt bad.
i mean odd but not bad.
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>>52598160
Yeah, you're right. I have more things to worry about. It's just that I know everyone will believe her. People whose opinions I value. Maybe even my sister and parents.
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>>52598165
tbh that was a good thing until you raped him
how many dicks have you sucked since?
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>>52598168
I hope you realised just how much of an asshole you were being and tried to apologise

>>52598175
Who hasn't?
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I encouraged my dog to fuck me. I did it on such a regular basis it's all he wants to do when he sees me now.
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>>52598147
nah, yu're a bitch. some dude fucked a cat and the worst you can give me is "i said mean words :("
fucking sheltered kids
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>>52598191
I suppose. The Onion is great. Funny, I didn't make that connection when I first read that.

>>52598201
I haven't done anything else remotely sexual.
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>>52598124
>Fuck you
>Not that bad
>Fuck you that's absolutely over the line
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>>52598175
anyone who went on newgrounds did this
>>52598204
ya i realized it a few years later when i saw him again. worst part is that his dad worked for the school so no one could take care of him at home so he was forced to go, and cried all the time. if all that never happy he'd be a clean fella rn :~(
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>>52598165
>raped and peed on his bully
well that's something they don't teach you in those anti bullying videos
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>>52595328
thats not even bad, stop implying being homosexual is a bad thing
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>>52595403
thats not even bad, thats fuckin hilarious actually.
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One guy who was at one point my best friend used to tease me throughout elementary school because he knew he could get a reaction out of me. I was a really dumb kid and it would usually end with me being a dick to two kids who were just unpopular. I still regret that I probably made those years pretty hard for them. I'm more angry at that so-called friend of mine though. Manipulative little shit.
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>>52598273
>implying it isn't
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>>52598165
Meh I think you did good. Bullies honestly deserve that shit. I bet you he never bullied a kid ever again.
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>>52595436
>asking for it

please fuckin die, ya fuckin incestuous fuck
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>>52598165
Most alpha thing i have read on /mu/
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>>52598257
He wasn't exactly a bully, he just was an annoying asshole. He terrorized the younger students and was always starting fights. Though I suppose I can't say much.
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>>52595279
I molested my 2 year old cousin multiple times until she was 6, or old enough to remember or say something about it, and The Mothers of Invention - We're Only In It For The Money
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girl called me a name then she took a drink from a fruitshoot and i punched the bottom of the bottle into her teeth busted all her lips open was only about 7-8

Led Zeppelin 4
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>>52598339
What is it with pedophiles and Frank Zappa's music?
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>>52598183
I'm with her because I'm a demisexual. I cannot stand to be without her. I cannot even masturbate unless it is to her (she sent me two semi-nudes and said my reaction wasn't good enough [I was in public, so I couldn't just start jerking off] and refused to ever send me more). It is metaphysically painful to not be able to touch her and sometimes I start shaking. It's been a month since I've seen her (we speak on the Facebook every day, though). She used to tell me she loves me every night. Now I have to settle for "Goodnight" and hope that gets me to sleep.

Cool album. I like the film.
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>>52596414
holy fuckin shit dude, I would kill myself
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>>52598309
truly. that's some ancient greek level shit. defeat your enemies in battle then have your way with them as you see fit and finally piss on them for that humiliation factor
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>>52598360
lmfao
What makes you say that?
Because a pedo worked with him? I think was his bassist?
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>>52598300
>I bet you he never bullied a kid ever again
No, he was quieter afterwards. After about a month he stopped acting anxious around me, so I assume he isn't damaged or something fucked up.
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Went on a blind date and ditched a girl in the movie theater because she was uglier than her pictures.
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When I was 13 dryhumped my niece, didn't cum tho and I have literally no pedo urges

>Abbey road- the Beatles
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>>52598396
Fucking hell, I forgot to mention she was around 1 years old at the time
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>>52597393
please die
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>>52598165
>tfw my two biggest fetishes are getting raped and getting pissed on
Do you want to be my bf?
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>>52598449
>>52597527

Why so mad, if they didn't want to be drunk sluts they wouldn't get so drunk..
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>>52598462
>They tell the rapist to die but not the pedo
That's 4chan 4 ya
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>>52598480
Hey it's not rape if they're semi-conscious and consent.
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>made fun of my sister for being an alcoholic
>led a deeply depressed girl on to use her for sex. she cut the words "be better" onto her leg after I broke up with her leaving a permanent scar
>told my idealistic virgin gf that i was a virgin when i really wasn't
>tore the wings off of a fly and watched it die when i was 8
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I shat in my neighbour's lawnmower
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>>52598461
>tfw you only say that to hide the fact you can't get a gf
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>>52598449
>upset SJW face

guess what
I had a threesome with two underage sisters and they were blackout drunk. the next morning theu accused me of rape and nobody paid attentiom because there were two of them and they wanted to get trashed with the big dogs. turns out kjds can't run with the big boys afterall.
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>>52598490
>>52598506
These are just funny.
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>>52598506
context
what did he do to deserve shit in the lawnmower?
if nothing its still ok because thats funny as fuck
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>>52598396
same
I have no pedo-esque urges despite molesting my cousin
I thought of molesting young children now disgusts me
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>>52598134
jesus whats wrong with you dude?
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>>52598560
theres a trip on /k/ that has her SO's testicles or ovaries i cant rmember which in a jar.

people are weird
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>>52597393
Kanye disapproves

hfw
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>>52598560
he only has one nut
probably cancer or testicular tersion
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>>52598216
male or female or... ?
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>>52598513
I was actually being serious, those are my fetishes and I could get a gf much more easily than a bf (I don't really want either one, unless they're willing to indulge my fetishes).
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>>52598560
I didnt want to lose my testicle. I wanted to keep it. Some dumb old nurse told me they would have throw it out.
I remember waking up with my legs covered in blood in the hospital after surgery. Thought my gf would break up with me., My remaining testicle does the work of two and is now larger than a normal one

I remember having to stay back at school for a week to finish off this computer task accounting assignment I missed

I had to wear padding for a week because my stitches broke and black blood fell out of my sack when I was in the shower


I didn't want the ball to be destroyed. Some liquid in the bag keeps it in piece. They cut it in half to check for cancer though/
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>>52598480
naw he should fuckin die too
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>>52598589
it was torsion.

back story:


The doctor from the hospital said I had incredible pain tolerance. I kinda stuck with the pain so I could be with my gf for her birthday. I loved her so much.
The only dude I told about it at school was a friend of mine I'd sit with in classes.
That very friend ended up making out with my GF behind my back later on. They both betrayed me and it affected me for a while and still kinda does to this day. It has made me bitter. But you probably don't want to know this.

I threw up in the bathroom in the mall where the cinema was on the day the torsion started. I carried on and saw the movie. I clung to my gf the whole time and she wouldnt let other people sit in the seats we were in because she could tell I was in pain and couldnt move.
I didnt watch the movie.
After the surgery I cried and thought my gf would leave me. She was very understanding when I told her how it got removed. What pissed me off was online beforehand I told her I had an operation and she said "at least they didn't remove it". She had no basis whatsoever. She just guessed.

I believe my emotions were kinda fucked up during that period so I would cry sometimes and overreact to things my brother would say.
My testicle is now larger than a normal one as it does the work of two. No reduced sperm count apparently.
I have changed my doctor as the last one was too passive. But by the time I saw him it was already too late (He was my General Practitioner)
I've kinda gotten over the insecurity now.
The stitches burst a day or two after the operation and I bled out of my sack for a week and had to wear large hospital padding to school. I also had to stay behind in class each day and finish this computer based assignment I had missed. I ended up getting the equivalent of an "A" which was good.
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>>52598462
this is the stupidest thing I've ever read.
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>>52598606
how does it feel to get your ball sucked?
im extremely curious
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>>52598506
this is hilarious
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>>52598520
guess what
you're a fuckin terrible person, you're not impressing anyone, and you deserve to die
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I've been completely neglecting all of my former friends ever since graduating high school and dropping out of college

>Dean Blunt - The Narcissist II
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>>52598617
hey, I remember you from another thread a month or two ago.
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When gf dropped me, I stole her dog. That was easy, 'cause he liked me. He was 4 yo german shepherd. And I've poisoned him. And took him to her front door at night.
I remember she came to me crying next morning and u know. Pity fuck is a good fuck too.

anyway, my fav album is pic related
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>>52598666
you are genuinely a fucked up human being.
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>>52598621
Even at my drunkest I've never done anything sexually that I wouldn't normally do. I've puked and what not but that's more of a result not handling bodily functions.

If a girl consents when she's drunk it's fine. What kind of girl would get drunk to that point and start slutting it up if she wasn't interested in getting the D
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>>52598666
oh man thats fucked up
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>>52598666

i mean fair enough stealing her dog and keeping it, but poisoning it, you evil fuck
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>>52597120
Kek
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>>52598520
I wish I could upvote this
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>>52598643
guess what
I'm not going to and I'm gonna keep fucking stupid drunk sluts and there's literally nothing you can do about it other than whine about me on your blog while I fuck wasted whores
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>>52597659
>autism
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>>52598666
are you Satan?

good album tho
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>>52598666
>When gf dropped me, I stole her dog. That was easy, 'cause he liked me. He was 4 yo german shepherd. And I've poisoned him. And took him to her front door at night.
I remember she came to me crying next morning and u know. Pity fuck is a good fuck too.
haha this is some based satan shit
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>>52598696
guess what
you're lying, no girl will fuck you ever, your siting on your computer early in the morning, you probably have a small dick.
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>>52598696
>I'm not going to
Well maybe not today, but with all those STDs you've picked up you haven't got long. Live it up fag! 3DPD a shit anyway.
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>>52598654
yeah. No way was I gonna type that out again. Saved it.
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>>52598705
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>>52598733
the denial is palpable. convince yourself it isn't happening all you want, but in the back of your head you'll truly know that i'm taking advantage of naive drunk idiots. dick's above average btw

>>52598728
eh. I've been tested, still clean. who the fuck dies from STDs anymore anyways
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>>52598666
piece of shit has shit taste, good to know
>>52598714
it's not good at all actually
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>>52598596
Female, unless you mean the dog.
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>>52598788
ayy lmao
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>>52598728
lol who would lie about fucking drunk chicks. It's literally as easy as dragging them to your car and then dropping them off on a sidewalk
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>>52598684
>>52598672
>>52598678
>>52598684
>>52598714
>>52598727
>>52598792
why is this board so easy to bate again?
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>>52598390
Nothing to be ashamed of
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>>52598788
based rapebro
>>52598813
this. even ugly dudes can do it
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>>52598358
judging by your album choice I'd say this happened very recently?
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the first half of this thread was pretty good, enough light hearted stuff mixed in with the heavy shit and people actually posted albums
then all you people got here
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>>52598829
that sounds like something someone from 4chan would do.
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>>52596204
Who hasnt bullied an autistic kid?
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>>52597125
Only a Pinkerton fan
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Fucked a fat bitch
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>>52598869
well anon, I haven't


mostly because the retards in my school were separated from the main building so I could nsver get my hands on the stupid little fuckers
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>>52595279
I kicked someone when they were down
Been a drunk arsehole on several occassions, nearly started a couple fights I couldn't finish
DUI and crashed my car into some guys front yard
Some other shit

I'm an arsehole
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>>52598941
what's wrong with this? sounds like the average irishman's daily routine
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>>52597125
the perpetrator always returns to the scene of the crime
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>>52598966
As an Irishman, this is sadly accurate.
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>>52598966
yeah well my family came from ireland so it figures
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>>52598666

>666
0.o
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>>52598364
you sound like a fuckin oxycontin addict to me
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went into a new relationship before getting over the previous one. I was secretive about our relationship even though it hurt her like her. At one point even hated her, and jokingly but not really jokingly tried to suffocate her.

pulled up my dick in front of my two year old brother. I was 16
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