Has it been a while since one of these has happened? Let's hear 'em
As a straight guy, I sucked a guy's dick as a teenager for fun.
Visions of the Country - Robbie Basho.
Met up with a guy from /soc/ to have sex, we did, it was great, he messaged me making it obvious he wanted a relationship, still haven't texted him back.
I changed the home page of all my schools computers to meatspin.com and they never found out I did it.
molested my cousin when she was sleeping she was 14 I was 17... I mean we were sleeping in the same room and i was a horny teenager she was asking for it
ummm....i dont know. morally probably punching a kid in the mouth when i was like 5. but he stole my fucking snacks.
legally, selling drugs
Me and a friend were hanging out on my computer one time when I was about 12 or 13. My friend was super determined to beat the Impossible Quiz and was basically not paying attention to anything else. She was barefoot. I got bored and started idly touching her feet and noticed she didn't seem to care. It escalated to me licking her soles and toes while she kept playing the game. She never explicitly complained about it but I'm pretty sure she wasn't really into it either.
I once had a facebook page, I was big on the whole IM A FACEBOOK ADMIN IN THE COMMUNITY LOOK AT ME shit and I had posted a picture of my ex-girlfriend calling her butt ugly and she saw it and didint talk to me until we started dating again a year and a half ago.
I also once when I was 7 had to pee really bad at a soccer field but the only bathrooms were port-a-pottys so I dumped a water bottle out and peed in it in the car...unfortunately it went to the top and I peed all over the inside of the car. So I took my little sisters blanked and wiped it up with it.
I than folded it up neatly and put it back where it was. She used it later that week.
I bullied a kid in elementary school who in hindsight was obviously autistic.
i was playing mario kart double dash at a kids house when i was about 8. i lost 3 times in a row and i ended up beating the shit out of him with my controller. he had to get stitches.
I'm mostly pretty clean, but I fapped over a facebook profile a couple of times.
I'm not the guy who keeps on posting it every day btw.
Near the end of 8th grade this girl I barely knew offered to give me a blowjob in the bathroom. We went in one of the stalls during lunch. I got so excited that I pissed all over her when my dick was out. I ran out of there with my pants still down and tripped and fell right in front of a teacher. Parents were called. Nobody ever talked to me at that school again.
>in 4th grade
>went everyday to pick up my sister from school (3rd grade)
>winter time so dark af
>tell her to wait for me across street so i can get some candy from store
>go outside, cross street
>she isnt there
>ditch bike, run up and down block, nowhere to be seen
>run a mile to get home
>run back to school
>she comes out of bushes crying with a teacher
>turns out she almost got abducted
>older brother comes, beats the shit out of me
still feel like the worst person ever ten years later :~(
well he said a ton, so assuming hes in the us and hes murkin leopard frogs thatd be ~ 23,873 frogs
pushed my brother off a steep cliff when we were hiking one time cause i thought he was fucking my gf. he can't walk anymore.
took a Xanax at night when i had work in the next morning, Id never done it before... it affected my friend but not me. The next day I wake up and pretty much fall down the steps slur my words and shit and my mom is like "what the fuck is wrong with you" somehow got to work and delivered sandwiches for a shift and didnt kill anybody. Dont remember much of it. Most irresponsible shit Ive ever done and Ill never come close to that again
shit i did that too, but before it got excessively big
idk but im p sure i had a p big part in bringing the over the top edgy shit and exclusively posted gay porn and really fucked up gore
>implying you wouldnt do crack when ur old bc nothing to live for
Slept over at my cousin's house when we were little, one of her baby teeth came out and she put it under her pillow for the "tooth fairy". She fell asleep before me that night. I waited till her mom put the quarter under her pillow and stole it. My cousin was really upset the next morning. My aunt didn't even suspect me at all.
Probably when I held a knife up to my brothers face, basically threatening to kill him. I was like 14 or 15 at the time, he was probably 12 or 13
Have told my mom to "Fuck off" more than a handful of times
Smashing Pumpkins - Perfect
I once recorded a milf who worked with my mom at home in our bathroom, I did it a lot of times but one day she found out and told my parents.
sadly it was a shitty phone and I deleted all videos, she had a great ass.
Hmm... I've done a lot that I'm not particularly proud of. I fucked a tranny woman once. I fucked my best friend's ex-girlfriend too. I dated another friend's ex right after they had broke up. I've sold drugs... Come to think of it, I'm really kind of a shitty person.
As for current favorite album, probably Frank Ocean's Channel Orange, but I dunno...
I catfished for over a year and had a relationship of sorts with this guy online. Eventually I decided it had gone on long enough and it was time to break it off, but that made him try to kill himself.
When I was 11 or 12 I had a friend over and we watched porn in the living room on the computer. We didn't jerk off but he was still really uncomfortable and afraid of getting caught. After that he stopped talking to me.
Favorite album is Maudlin of the Well - Bath.
I had sex with a woman I had met hours prior on a greyhound bus behind a woman and her young child. I then fucked her again in a bus station in billings, montana and left a mess of ejaculate all over the toilet and stall and floor. I came back twenty minutes later to discover someone had already cleaned it.
Weezer - Pinkerton
No, I'm not transphobic. Quite the opposite, honestly. But I am straight, and I really didn't enjoy the experience. Don't shame a nigga for having his own set of standards that differ from yours.
when i was a kid i heard if you cut a worm in half it would still be aliveso i kept doing it over and over again
this other time, a rolly polly gave birth in my hand and iwashed the babies off
and I get kind of teary eyes remembering these
earthworms and rolly pollies are Earth's angels
I was dead serious about killing someone. It was about a girl but I won't get into details. anyway last year I was going to go to this kid's apartment and knock on his door and start smashing his head in with a steel bat when he answered. But cooler heads prevailed.
I've taken advantage of literally dozens of girls when they were black-out drunk
Stole over 100+ and lots of unused oxycodone from my family as a teen
Women - Public Strain
I haven't done anything too morally reprehensible. I've done some fucked up shit with women, put several into therapy after fucking with their emotions to get what I want. Guess that is sort of bad. That was a while ago. I consider myself to be a pretty well adjusted nice person these days, a regular ol white knight.
my sister walked in on me and my best friend jerking off separately underneath the covers when we were like 11 then we finished and went and she showed us one of her girlfriends masturbating on cam on yahoo messenger
ive done a lot of shit that might be considered worse though
I strangled a cat. I suppose it isn't the worst thing I've done, but I regret it more than anything else.
>be 8 years old
>Obsessed with WWF
>Stone Cold-Stunner my 2 year old cousin
>Hits head on table
I whipped my mum in the face with a pair of pants once after she threw them at me
It hit just right by the side of her nose and under her eyes and left a little red sore
My muscular younger bro grabbed me and said "what the fuck do you think you're doing aye"
I apoligised to her two days later and she said the words I said were the most hurtful
>fucked the corpse of a childhood friend
wasn't very enjoyable. 2stiff
Lust is my sin.
I asked my girlfriend to show me her tits and I would watch the stupid Dark Crystal movie. She said okay, and then about ten seconds later started crying. After she stopped, I had given up, but she got up and took off her shirt and bra. I started playing with these massive breasts. She started to cry as I touched and sucked them, but I didn't stop until about twenty or thirty seconds later. The strange thing is we had fucked a lot before all of this. I was horny and apologised for my lust, but she never forgave me and brings it up all the time and often threatens to tell my friends what an asshole I am. I really wish I could take it back. I actually have a really low sex drive. I have no idea what came over me in that instance. We hadn't had sex in about two months at that point, but I just felt sexual one day. Is she a bitch for holding my desires against me, am I wrong, or are we both partially at fault?
Talk Talk is such a good band. I like this one slightly more than Spirit of Eden. After the Flood is my favourite track.
fuck. Im surprised I didnt kill anyone while wrestling.
We used ladders, wood, wire and shit on a trampoline.
My fat ass friend did a sharpshooter type move on this younger kid from our neighbourhood. His mouth was bleeding and her sister made us stop.
I thought he ruptured his insides but really he just hit his mouth on the trampoline.
I once tapped that same kid on the head once for looking at my sister while changing and his whole nose just blurts out with blood.
It was a light as tap.
What kind of limitations/specific brain damage does your cousin have exactly?
me and my bro popularised trampoline wrestling at a campervan/bach park
I felt worried about it
It was the worst day of my life. He instantly stated going into a seizure and my aunt came in screaming and crying. he was a normal kid and now he's a 60 IQ retard because I watched too much wrestling.
>I asked my girlfriend to show me her tits and I would watch the stupid Dark Crystal movie. She said okay, and then about ten seconds later started crying. After she stopped, I had given up, but she got up and took off her shirt and bra. I started playing with these massive breasts. She started to cry as I touched and sucked them, but I didn't stop until about twenty or thirty seconds later.
How old was this girl? What even is wrong with this?
You even asked her too.
Wtf? Im confused?
not him but i stabbed my sister with a pencil and ahe still has graphite in her leg
this was like 10+ years agp and i was like 8
i apoligized but still bring it up though
she deserved it because she almost decapitated me
When I was 17 I whooped my then 11 year old brother's ass because he thought he was the alpha male of the house. Did the same thing with one of my step fathers, except I put him in the hospital. My mother never dated again after that
I made a fat suit out of a woman's skin and ate her organs
because a shitload of people hit their siblings and youre like "I did it once" and you're claiming its the worst thing you ever did.
That shit is almost as safe as Pink Floyds music
She is twenty-four and she took my virginity. I didn't take hers. She let her friends (guy and a girl) coerce her into a threesome on her birthday a few years ago, then later she had a foursome (both while drunk). I didn't know her then, of course. I think it might be necessary to tell you I'm a demisexual, which means I connect with one person and am only attracted to that person. It kind of hurts to be around the people I know fucked her. Another bad thing I did was cum in her mouth when she had told me not to awhile ago. She said her friend did and she didn't like it. I disobeyed because I felt weak for having some other guy do something I would not be able. I don't know what I proved, but it made me feel better, even though she got mad about it. At least she swallowed it.
if she did it willingly its no real issue.
You should respect someones right to say not but i'm still confused about the tits thing.
this bitch has had fuckign foursomes and youre worried about sucking her tits.
She is playing you are you sound weird as fuck.
my nigga you fucked a cat
you have to live the rest of your life knowing that you fucked a cat
your children are going to grow up with a father that fucked a cat
all of your friends are friends with a dude that fucked a cat
nigga, like... you fucked a cat...
>I'm in an argument with my friend
>he says 'your mother'
>I reply 'your father'
>he says 'well he's dead'
>I say 'ha!' right to his face
I said sorry years later and we're still best friends
There was this other tone where the first words I said to a girl I first met 'you're kinda fat' and then walked away. The girl was a boring cunt so I kinda regret saying it
She cries about it all the time. She was obsessed with one of the guys in the foursome. If I bring it up, she gets pissed.
Yeah because she was crying while I was folding her tits. I mean, that's admittedly fucked up.
She isn't playing me. She's really emotionally fucked up. I'm really not that weird, unfortunately.
I made fun of a girls abortion after she made fun of me losing my testicle
my dad offed himself when i was 12 and this happened constantly with my cousin til he was about 18 other than the "hah" part.
im 99% sure he didnt even realize what he was doing. but i never brought it up because didnt want to make him feel bad.
I have absolutely no idea, I'm serious I haven't done anything worth mentionning in this thread
I've basically been living in front of a screen since I was 12, so it's not that surprising
Really, that's bad?My friends used to joke around all the time like that. I'd make a stupid ironic mom joke and they'd reply ' my moms dead ' and I'd say "good." or "don't ever gamble"
I've done alot of bad shit:
1. Chased my old cat around my house spraying it with deodorant after it shat on my bed. It jumped out of a window and broke both of it's front legs.
2. Stole someone's USB stick after they claimed to have my bank account details on it. (they didn't)
3. Sold datura to a 13 year old which ultimately ended him in hospital.
I'm in the process. She keeps messaging me apologising, but I don't know what to do or say. If I outright block her, I'll be the bad guy. Even after everything she did to me (no sex for three+ months, telling me she no longer loves me the same way, wanting to be friends and have me still come over and sleep in her bed), I still love her.
How is that weird? I mean, it's not the norm, but it's not totally fucked up or anything. I just experienced 'the fall' into love. Society tells us to not get attached to people now. I basically could not have sex with anyone I do not love.
>Bjork - Debut
>If this is too long just skip to the last part
There was this kid in my high school who would "bully" me. It didn't bother me, he was an idiot and I am not one to bother with that kind of thing. It started off as harmless verbal stuff, but eventually became physical.
So, after months of taking crap from him messing with me and trying to pick fights I got fed up and decided I'll confront him about it. I ended up seeing him at a park I used to spend time at a lot. I walked up to him and honestly tried to be nice about it. I don't remember what was said, but he called me a pussy. I got angry and walked away. I was going to leave, but I saw he went into the bathroom near by. It was an out-house.
I followed him in, and beat him up. I pushed him onto the toilet seat. Beat on his back and broke his left hand and upper arm. I remember seeing him on the floor, and stomping on his legs. This next part I can't explain. I raped him afterwards. I didn't enjoy it. He was really quiet through it all. He started crying, which made me sick for some reason. I pissed on him and left. He must have never told anyone, because nothing happened to me. He had a cast for awhile afterwards.
Always made fun of a kid in 6th because he was crying every moment I saw. His mom died of cancer and my friends and I called him "emo (insert name)". His dad was also a huge asshole.
I've jerked off to teen titans rule 34 futa
I'm completely against the whole "Red pill" alpha male, dominant shit, but I do think in this situation you should just man up completely cut her out of your life. Why are you still with her? Do you get any enjoyment or anything.
To keep this music related my favourite album is Stop Making Sense
I encouraged my dog to fuck me. I did it on such a regular basis it's all he wants to do when he sees me now.
anyone who went on newgrounds did this
ya i realized it a few years later when i saw him again. worst part is that his dad worked for the school so no one could take care of him at home so he was forced to go, and cried all the time. if all that never happy he'd be a clean fella rn :~(
One guy who was at one point my best friend used to tease me throughout elementary school because he knew he could get a reaction out of me. I was a really dumb kid and it would usually end with me being a dick to two kids who were just unpopular. I still regret that I probably made those years pretty hard for them. I'm more angry at that so-called friend of mine though. Manipulative little shit.
I molested my 2 year old cousin multiple times until she was 6, or old enough to remember or say something about it, and The Mothers of Invention - We're Only In It For The Money
I'm with her because I'm a demisexual. I cannot stand to be without her. I cannot even masturbate unless it is to her (she sent me two semi-nudes and said my reaction wasn't good enough [I was in public, so I couldn't just start jerking off] and refused to ever send me more). It is metaphysically painful to not be able to touch her and sometimes I start shaking. It's been a month since I've seen her (we speak on the Facebook every day, though). She used to tell me she loves me every night. Now I have to settle for "Goodnight" and hope that gets me to sleep.
Cool album. I like the film.
>I bet you he never bullied a kid ever again
No, he was quieter afterwards. After about a month he stopped acting anxious around me, so I assume he isn't damaged or something fucked up.
Went on a blind date and ditched a girl in the movie theater because she was uglier than her pictures.
>made fun of my sister for being an alcoholic
>led a deeply depressed girl on to use her for sex. she cut the words "be better" onto her leg after I broke up with her leaving a permanent scar
>told my idealistic virgin gf that i was a virgin when i really wasn't
>tore the wings off of a fly and watched it die when i was 8
>upset SJW face
I had a threesome with two underage sisters and they were blackout drunk. the next morning theu accused me of rape and nobody paid attentiom because there were two of them and they wanted to get trashed with the big dogs. turns out kjds can't run with the big boys afterall.
I was actually being serious, those are my fetishes and I could get a gf much more easily than a bf (I don't really want either one, unless they're willing to indulge my fetishes).
I didnt want to lose my testicle. I wanted to keep it. Some dumb old nurse told me they would have throw it out.
I remember waking up with my legs covered in blood in the hospital after surgery. Thought my gf would break up with me., My remaining testicle does the work of two and is now larger than a normal one
I remember having to stay back at school for a week to finish off this computer task accounting assignment I missed
I had to wear padding for a week because my stitches broke and black blood fell out of my sack when I was in the shower
I didn't want the ball to be destroyed. Some liquid in the bag keeps it in piece. They cut it in half to check for cancer though/
it was torsion.
The doctor from the hospital said I had incredible pain tolerance. I kinda stuck with the pain so I could be with my gf for her birthday. I loved her so much.
The only dude I told about it at school was a friend of mine I'd sit with in classes.
That very friend ended up making out with my GF behind my back later on. They both betrayed me and it affected me for a while and still kinda does to this day. It has made me bitter. But you probably don't want to know this.
I threw up in the bathroom in the mall where the cinema was on the day the torsion started. I carried on and saw the movie. I clung to my gf the whole time and she wouldnt let other people sit in the seats we were in because she could tell I was in pain and couldnt move.
I didnt watch the movie.
After the surgery I cried and thought my gf would leave me. She was very understanding when I told her how it got removed. What pissed me off was online beforehand I told her I had an operation and she said "at least they didn't remove it". She had no basis whatsoever. She just guessed.
I believe my emotions were kinda fucked up during that period so I would cry sometimes and overreact to things my brother would say.
My testicle is now larger than a normal one as it does the work of two. No reduced sperm count apparently.
I have changed my doctor as the last one was too passive. But by the time I saw him it was already too late (He was my General Practitioner)
I've kinda gotten over the insecurity now.
The stitches burst a day or two after the operation and I bled out of my sack for a week and had to wear large hospital padding to school. I also had to stay behind in class each day and finish this computer based assignment I had missed. I ended up getting the equivalent of an "A" which was good.
I've been completely neglecting all of my former friends ever since graduating high school and dropping out of college
>Dean Blunt - The Narcissist II
When gf dropped me, I stole her dog. That was easy, 'cause he liked me. He was 4 yo german shepherd. And I've poisoned him. And took him to her front door at night.
I remember she came to me crying next morning and u know. Pity fuck is a good fuck too.
anyway, my fav album is pic related
Even at my drunkest I've never done anything sexually that I wouldn't normally do. I've puked and what not but that's more of a result not handling bodily functions.
If a girl consents when she's drunk it's fine. What kind of girl would get drunk to that point and start slutting it up if she wasn't interested in getting the D
I'm not going to and I'm gonna keep fucking stupid drunk sluts and there's literally nothing you can do about it other than whine about me on your blog while I fuck wasted whores
>When gf dropped me, I stole her dog. That was easy, 'cause he liked me. He was 4 yo german shepherd. And I've poisoned him. And took him to her front door at night.
I remember she came to me crying next morning and u know. Pity fuck is a good fuck too.
haha this is some based satan shit
the denial is palpable. convince yourself it isn't happening all you want, but in the back of your head you'll truly know that i'm taking advantage of naive drunk idiots. dick's above average btw
eh. I've been tested, still clean. who the fuck dies from STDs anymore anyways
why is this board so easy to bate again?
the first half of this thread was pretty good, enough light hearted stuff mixed in with the heavy shit and people actually posted albums
then all you people got here
I kicked someone when they were down
Been a drunk arsehole on several occassions, nearly started a couple fights I couldn't finish
DUI and crashed my car into some guys front yard
Some other shit
I'm an arsehole
went into a new relationship before getting over the previous one. I was secretive about our relationship even though it hurt her like her. At one point even hated her, and jokingly but not really jokingly tried to suffocate her.
pulled up my dick in front of my two year old brother. I was 16