>I really liked our date anon! And you have a really nice place as well! Now just put on some music, so we can have some fun ;)
what do you do?
>tfw no gf
>tfw only cougar hussies will fuck you
>Dress up as a knight.
>Play Hector's Hymn by Hammerfall.
>During the intro exclaim "I'll be the judge of whether the date was any good or not."
>Give her a shield and mace.
>Shout 'come at me'.
>She stands there confused - I hit her in the right arm with an axe. Or she comes at me, I knock her to the ground with my shield, and hit her in the right arm with an axe.
>Stand there, right arm held high and concur - "it was a fantastic date."
>Not unzipping your dick in 2000 and onefour.
She's wearing no pants, I'm pretty sure the music at this point is redundant. I've had sex whilst Scott Walker's 'Next' (a song about getting an STD from a prozzie) was playing in the background. Shit, as long as it's got audible lyrics and a rhythmic pattern to it I doubt they'd care at this point
Man, this is sooooooooooooo fucking cheesy. Like I know most 80's pop-rock tunes are but this is something else. I never even noticed it so much in American Psycho.
>Dem synths and electronic drums.