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>6'5" awkward lanktard stands front and center

concert pet peeves thread, go
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>being a manlet in 2014
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>>51385539
OP is a manlet.
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>More than 25 people
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>encores
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>How you doing tonight people?
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>>51385539
this op is right, if you are tall be aware of it. you ruin the show for pretty much everyone.
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>>51385567
>>51385570

I'm 6'1" king of the manlets brehs. Rude as hell to stand front and center if you're tall, even at my height it's borderline.
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>having to knock out some cunt who taps me on the shoulder and asks me to move
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>"You guys look beautiful tonight!"
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>that one twat who's up front with his girlfriend and has a spasmolytic fit whenever someone bumps into her
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>some faggot shouts "WE LOVE YOU [LEAD SINGER'S NAME]" in the middle of a quiet song
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>>51385783
Just like it's not my fault I'm tall, it's not my fault you're a manlet
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>getting into the music
>someone pushes me into someone
>the person gives me a dirty look
>everyone is pushing each other so why would you get and you stupid ducking twat ass cunt butch asscock whore duck
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>>51385539

>group of college-age girls who stand in a circle and talk loudly the whole time and only get excited when the band plays their big hit at the end
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>>51385539
get taller nerd
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>>51385891
>TFW didn't realize until today that the baby isn't making a face, it's got a tumour.
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>dude grinding with some slut in front of you in a tightly packed crowd ends up basically grinding on you too

>small girl begins to squeeze past you
>"scuse me! sorry! coming through!
>dragging a trail of 8 of her friends behind her

>start dancing and getting into the music
>everyone around you is frozen and motionless so you feel like a jerk

>concert for a band you love
>you sing along for everything but the crowd grows noticeably quiet and restless for anything but the 2 songs that everybody knows
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> "play Creep!"
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>>51385539
>>51385783
>>51385788

As someone who is 6'5" and attends concerts frequently, I'm very aware that I tower above you little shits. But I get to the crowd early, I stand where I plan on standing and I don't move. If you're stupid enough to move to the clearly open spot immediately behind me and out of view of the show, then you deserve to not have a view. There are plenty of places to stand that aren't behind me, just fucking move. Sorry you're genetically inferior when it comes to concerts. Just take solace in the fact that buying shoes and pants are a lot easier for you, and fuck off.
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>mfw 6'4
>mfw always get up front
>mfw almost always at shows with two buddies that are 6'2 and 6'3 respectively
>mfw nobody has said shit ever
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>>51386050
>>small girl begins to squeeze past you
>>"scuse me! sorry! coming through!
>>dragging a trail of 8 of her friends behind her

Every fucking show. I swear I'm just going to start throwing elbows at these cunts.
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>>51385539
We have the right to be trapped between a stage and a pulsating crowd too, you fucker.
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>>51386105

that's because most manlets are pathetic non-confrontational betas.
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> Oasis gig
> I was 14 or 15 at the time, it was their final tour before they split
> it's heaton park in manchester, the field is full of drunk lads and chavs
> go towards the front
> standing for hours before the supporting bands come up
> one gets boo'ed off the stage because Manchester cunts have an issue with Liverpool and the band were from Liverpool, even though Oasis just rip off everything Beatles does
> people start taking toilet rolls out of the ports-loos and throwing them around
> people pissing in cups besides me, passing them along to people saying "free pint" or throwing them overhead
> it's 5 hours before Oasis comes on stage
> everyone is so drunk and pissed now that everyone pushes everyone, an old woman breaks her leg and people are being thrown to the floor
> I get out of there by getting lifted up across the audience to the front where stage security take me
> I tell them I'm not drunk, high or anything like that it's just I couldn't stand being in that crowd and they empathised with me

So, /mu/, how many pet peeves of yours could you tick off your list from experiencing if you were at this gig with me?
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>>51386050
>small girl begins to squeeze past you
>"scuse me! sorry! coming through!
>dragging a trail of 8 of her friends behind her

I just follow them to the front and push past them. If you aren't small then this works every time.
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>>51386168
>oasis
didn't you expect something like that?
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>>51386050
>small girl begins to squeeze past you
>"scuse me! sorry! coming through!
>dragging a trail of 8 of her friends behind her

Fuck people like that, seriously. Every fucking show. If they wanted to get to the front, come earlier like the rest of us who want to see properly. I see people who usually lock arms with people around them just so these people can't get through though which cheers me up

Also:
> everyone is clapping to a track out of rhythm
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>>51385660
this
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>>51385660
It's so refreshing when I go to a concert and the band just plays for the amount of time they're supposed to play without doing the whole corny walking off the stage when you know they're coming back out routine.
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>>51386215
I sorta did, but I didn't expect it to get as bad as it got, especially being the age I was, I just wanted to see a band I liked at the time. I was kinda naive.
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>>51386090
Not OP, but I don't have any problem with you. I hate the tall fucks who show up late and push themselves through to the front though.
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>>51385660
>band does two encores
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people who film and take photos. Pisses off the band, and everyone who has to look at your stupid lit up sreen so you can put some shaky shit sounding footage up on social network and go "look at this gig I was at but didn;t watch and enjoy!" fuck off, it should be banned. Especially when they get al pissy if im dancing/banging my head and bump into them, they can fuck off then - why should I have to limit my good time so you can take a fucking video?
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>>51386050
>dragging a trail of 8 of her friends behind her
>they're carrying their drinks right above everybody's heads
>they try dancing while they're squeezing through people and spill their drinks on everybody around them
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>>51386050
>small girl begins to squeeze past you
>"scuse me! sorry! coming through!
>dragging a trail of 8 of her friends behind her

i actually decked a girl trying to do this. not entirely my intent -- i was pushing back on this huge crowd, trying to keep my space, but she was trying to squeeze through and got wrecked because weaker sex.
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>go to concert
>people who put up lighters during a "sad" song

It's always white people and the song isn't sad.
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>>51386263
>Band goes off stage for a breather during long gig,
>Show exclusive video during break
>Come back onstage
>Everyone thinks its an encore
why?
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>they're only there for the drinks and could give two shits about the band
this happened at a young fathers show earlier this year with this douche and his annoying bitch possee. it was pretty funny seeing one of his bitches lose her shit because she didn't know her limit tho.
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>getting thrown out for smoking weed at a curren$y concert
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>in the midddle of a crowd
>singing your incredibly loud own shitty rap lyrics
>smoking in the meanwhile
>reaching over you and your shoulder to "dap" away the ashes
fuck you for ruining my MC Fight Night experience
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>>51385539
Fuck you, get there before me
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>>51386267
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>Rapper tells the crowd to put their hands up 5 times a song

Fuck you, can I just listen?
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>2007
>be 14 year olds
>flobots concert.cringe.webm
>girls outside of venue, one skinny and one fat, talking about being environmental activists and cleaning up the environment
>show doors open fat one drops her popcorn bag on the sidewalk outside the venue hypocrite
>see these two bitches at the movie theater two months later and call them posers

basically the pet peeve being people who support a band's causes and brag about it at shows but are totally hypocritical about it
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>>51386197
>at a twenty one pilots concert
>stood in line for 4 hours to make sure to get near front
>sweetcenterstagesecondrow.gif
>room filling up
>two twelve year old girls push their way behind me with their grandpa in tow
>"hey grandpa you should go up front and be like "excuse me i need to get to my granddaughter at the barricade""
>notthisshit.jpg
>look over my shoulder and flash a dirty look, girls seem scared of my 5 facial piercings
>they shut up for a few minutes
>start talking again
>"Im gonna throw my ring up over the barricade and go up to get it and just stay there"
>no fucking way youre not
>eventually decide to "drop" ring on ground
>"freak out"
>kind concert goers helpfully check under their feet and shine phone lights on ground
>no one moves to let the up thank god
>they finally stop trying to figure out how to get to the front

>mfw instead somehow their grandpa spends the whole concert pressed against my back with his beer gut resting against me
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>>51386399
>rapper tells you to yell "fuck the police" for an hour
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>>51386025
you're over thinking it. He's actually taking a shit.
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I'm really sick of those guys who try to start mosh pits when it's completely uncalled for. I saw Boris a couple of months ago and these drunk guys who didn't look like Boris fans at all starting pushing people around during slow songs off Noise.
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>>51386421
>tfw you join in on this
>there are cops outside
>you flip them off and yell at em and throw shit at em
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>>51386413
You get those types at gigs for bands like Flobots though. Enter Shikari is another good example. They complain about capitalism yet they thrive on merch/tickets/album sales, and most of their fans wear Airwalk or Monster Energy Drink hoodies.
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>>51386050
Everyone's quoting the girl thing, but your first thing literally happened to me two days ago

I think it was on purpose too. I asked the guy's friend to move back a bit cuz he was shirtless, fucked up, and leaning on me and resting his fucking head on my shoulder. His friend took offense, switched places with the dude, and proceeded to bump/elbow/pelvic thrust into me for most of the second opener

At least when he was grinding his 5/10 into me I didn't have to be distracted by dude on dude contact
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>>51386345
What!? Seriously??
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>>51386397
Tasty
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>>51386455
They're everywhere, man. I saw Radiohead and MGMT and you got cunts noshing there too.
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>Go to show
>See women
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>>51386521
Moshing to Radiohead

The fuck?
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>>51386345
>Smoking a joint at of montreal
>Security guard tells us to put it out, which we do
>Couple right in front of us doesn't see, sparks a joint
>They're promptly kicked out, I think the security guard assumed we were together
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>>51386521
I once saw a post on here about people moshing a Black Moth Super Rainbow show. I don't get some people.
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> getting a whole section of the audience chucked out of a Kanye gig for dropping my business card on the stage
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>>51386490
I think you might be a closeted homosexual Anon.
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>ghost grind this guys at 3.14
feelsgoodmam
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>>51386479
yeah I feel ya but that was like my second concert ever so I didn't know really. at the same concert there was a dude clearly in his mid-30s who was already drunk an hour before the show started and I was like "I'M GONNA START A FUCKING PIT RIGHT NOW"
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>>51386521
One guy was determined to fucking mosh during an el ten eleven show
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>>51386345
>Smoking weed
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>>51386345
> going to a curren$y concert.
> horrible
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>>51386568
qt*
it was at a sick GLK show too
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>>51386561
Because I don't want an asshole rubbing his dick on me? Awesome logic
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>tfw 6'1"
>Literally every single show, I'm painfully aware of the short girl that is inevitably behind me

Sorry
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>Gig in my home town a few weeks ago

>Everything goes well i get to the front and everyone is super friendly to talk to after the support act finishes up

>Start talking to this really nice guy for a while and we discuss music and other Concerts for a good hour before the main act starts

>Main act finishes we both walk out of the venue together and shake hands before saying goodbye

>Mfw i was about to ask for his number so we could go to more shows together in the future but the overflow crowd ended up flowing up the street and by time everyone had moved he was on the train home

It was a few weeks ago and it fucking hurts to even think about it
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>at a Mushroomhead show
>small venue way overfilled
>up front was just a mess of sweaty grinding people
>this 17 year old qt fuckin' qt is grinding her little ass into my crotch
>I get a boner
>she notices
>turns and gives me the cutest little smile ever

Good times.
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>>51386336
This doesn't make any sense to me unless the drinks are free. Not like you couldn't pay for drinking elsewhere while also saving yourself the cost of the actual concert.
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>>51386645
>pet peeves
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>>51386645
Not a pet peeve tho is it and i bet that wasn't even real huh liar liar pants on fire
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>>51386645
Should of just fucked her right then
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>>51386657
>>51386671
It's tough trying to dance with a boner.
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>nobody asks for an encore
>they play one anyways
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>Crowd is as tightly packed as possible
>Person sits down in between bands
>Complains and expects everyone to give them space to stand back up

>Girl squats down in middle of crowd and starts pissing on the ground

>Girl takes pills and collapses 30 minutes later

>Pic related
Why is it always girls that ruin it for everyone?
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>see some band called Amen
>opening act for Coal Chamber
>lead singer is piss drunk
>tries to engage crowd
>get's mad when noone gives a fuck
>climbs the PA to try to rev up the crowd
>falls
>lands on stage with an audible thud
>end of Amen's set that night

Bandmembers too fuckin' wasted to perform. I've seen that shit at least 3 or 4 times.
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>>51386644
don't worry anon you'll see him again
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>>51386645
so you gave her a taste of the ol' mushroom head eh?
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>>51385757
>How you doing tonight people?
>*unintelligible cheers*
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>>51386756
>girl sits down on the railing during the opening act
>gets trampled on
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>>51386756
> girl squats down in middle of crowd and starts pissing on the ground

That's one of the most white trash things you could do at a gig but I could believe that somebody would rather stand in their own piss than lose their space. Fucking disgusting though, I hope somebody told her to fucking quit it.
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>>51386756
It's always bitches who sit on the guy's shoulders, even fat bitches do it, the fuck nigga
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>>51386762
Hopefully
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>>51386788
>Singer makes a lame joke about how the crowd didn't answer his question
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>>51386800
Yeah, but as soon as the band came on everyone shuffled forward. That bitch wasn't the one who had to suffer.
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>>51386223
>everyone is clapping to a track out of rhythm
Jesus fucking christ this. I used to make music when I was younger, why are all these assholes incapable of keeping a fucking beat. Drives me crazy.

>at a concert
>people moshing, I'm up against the front being battered against the front rail
>whatever, this is the risk we take, bracing myself against the stage with my hands
>some dude gets up on the stage to jump off
>jumps off of my hand
>nail snaps clean in fucking half
There was blood everywhere. I have no idea why he thought that was a good idea, it wasn't a hardcore type of show.

Also
>that one couple that just holds onto each other and awkwardly sways in the middle of people moshing
What the fuck are you even attempting to do
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>some half naked disgusting meth head chick with fried egg braless tits and those lost nymphomaniac eyes rubbing on me at a huge stadium show in the crowd

Now I know how the chicks feel. Ugh. That bitch grossed me out.
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>>51385539

>tfw I am that lanktard

6'4", tho. idgaf
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Seeing Flying Lotus tonight
wat2expect?
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>>51386871
why should you anyway? I'm a lanky tallfag too, and I refuse to stay in the back just so everyone can see correctly.

>>51386860
Did you call her out on the stare rape she pulled on your person?
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>>51386090
>implying 6'5" is genetically superior

Enjoy dying when you're 60
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>>51386756
Oh and another one I forgot:
>Couple of inches behind girl with long hair
>She flips it with her hand every 30 fucking seconds and hits me in the face with it
One bitch kept giving me glares every time she did this even though it was her own fucking fault, near the end of the show I spit on her.
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>at show
>it's great, crowd is so hyped and everybody is leaping around and jostling
>random guy slams into me, i stagger and he holds me up
>total bro, we shout lyrics at each other
>enormous fat guy w/ ponytail and leather jacket despite intense heat sees our brief embrace and wants to join in
>literally must be so hot, the show is indoors and everybody is sweating a lot from dancing
>he's spraying liquid with every movement, looks like he's just got out of a swimming pool
>still has a fucking leather jacket on
>smushes into us and shouts something like 'gbgbgbbglllgvg love this you guys bbfhbff' etc
>our cheeks rub together as he squeezes
>wet and stubbly at the same time, disgusting
>former bro escapes
>this fat fuck clings to me for a full ten seconds before i manage to extricate myself
>covered in his gross sweat
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>>51386927
>tfw 6'6" and 58 already
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>>51386871
TALL BROS UNITE LET US MAKE OUR WAY THROUGH ANY CROWD WITH THE UTMOST OF EASE
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>>51386956
edgy
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>>51386956
this, why cant girls with long hair fucking tie it up.
literally this was why i cut my own hair short
i got too sick of it hitting random people behind me at concerts.
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>>51386927
>6'5''
>dying at 60
Are you retarded mate? You cant just make up make up statistics

also manlet detected
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>people smoking weed at indoor shows
>they get scared as fuck as soon as a security shows up
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>behind tall guy in crowd
>get other three people to pick him up by his legs
>force him to crowd surf
>he has to stand in the back
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>>51386223
>>51386849
If out of rhythm clapping bothers you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuGgItDo5_0
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>>51387000
It was just super unnecessary. Like she knew I was right behind her and that she kept hitting me in the face with her hair, and got mad at me for it. It didn't even make a difference to her hair, it was dark out with a packed crowd
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ITT: Why am I not taller mommy?
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>>51386901
Interesting Lights and Visuals :)

Have a good time man
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>>51386455

Slowpits man, slowpits.
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>>51387022
You think your circulatory system is any good at that height and age? You're going to be incredibly susceptible to strokes and other pulmonary issues.
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>go to concert
>6'4 bro
>whole crowd is full of manlets
>half way through a group of guys pick up the courage to tell me to go to the side or back
>tell them to get fucked
>no problems for the rest of the night

genetically inferior manlets are betas for life, don't let them bully you.
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>>51386689

Only if you care about it.
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>Swans show at Toad's Place
>Bring the Sun crescendo
>One single kid starts jumping and moshing and pushing people around him
>Michael Gira tells him to stop in the middle of the song and calls him a motherfucker
>stares at him for thirty seconds without blinking
>kid stands still for the rest of the show

He was the only person there who tried to mosh, I hope he shit his pants.
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>>51387105
Where the fuck you getting this info
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>>51387105
This is so idiotic holy shit
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>be girl
>be 5'3"
>flirt with guys in crowd
>literally all it takes is a few asspats
>"gosh im so short, i wish i could see better.."
>guys willingly offer to put me on their shoulders in the hopes of getting some
>repeat at next concert
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>American measures.
I have no idea how tall 6'5 is.
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>>51387182
What is Google
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>>51387169
>being a slut
And then they will all be mad when they get raped
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>>51387182
1.96 you cheese eating fuck
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>>51387169
lol, good4u. Reminds me of a friend I have who goes on dates do glean free meals from guys.
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>>51386756
>Crowd is as tightly packed as possible
>That one guy who chimps the fuck out and tries to fight you because he has claustrophobia or some shit

>Niggers who bring their hats to shows
>trying to find the person who stole their hat

>all those broken phones on the ground after everyone clears out
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>>51387047
that's not even that bad though
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>>51387151
Supposedly Gira has a real hatred for people moshing instead of actually paying attention to the band. I dunno how legit it was but there was a pasta around here a few months ago about Gira stopping the music and spitting at his fans for trying to start a mosh pit.
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>>51387169
is being on somebody's shoulders fun? even if i were short i'd rather not do it tbh. all you can do it sit and wave your hands around a nit
i'd rather dance even if seeing was difficult
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>>51387154
>>51387166
http://circ.ahajournals.org/content/94/11/2877.full
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/12/131212185908.htm
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3861069/

read up genetically inferior swine
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>>51387227
it's pretty bad, man
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>>51387201
never gotten raped, dont plan on it. i only flirt with guys i wouldnt mind sleeping with anyway
>>51387209
gotta see shows somehow and if guys offer why not
>>51387247
i like it, it gives a different perspective plus its not like ill do it the whole concert or at every show but its nice to have the option. ive never been a massive dancer anyway
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>>51387049
fair enough
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>>51387211
> all those broken phones

Never did understand why people took phones to gigs. I guess it serves them right for trying to film the gig or something, but it's stupid anyway, they should've expected that there'd be energy and it'd be busy at a show
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>>51387290
do you ever misjudge and get a guy with a really sweaty neck or head?
have you ever fallen?
have you ever tried to control the man with your thighs and steer him about?
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>>51387290
> don't plan on it

I don't think anybody plans on getting raped, m8. Also you can be raped by people you find attractive too - if you told them no but they forced themselves upon you, that's rape.
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>people trying to crush in at shows
>throw elbows to keep my space

Fucking degenerates.
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>>51387290
You're worse than lanky motherfuckers by the way. They can't help it, but you're taking advantage of some pathetic shut in who thinks you're easy enough and ruining shit for everyone else.
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>>51387384
>throw elbows
>others are degenerates
use your words
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>>51387343
>do you ever misjudge and get a guy with a really sweaty neck or head?
sometimes ill get a pretty sweaty guy and end the night with my shorts/pants soaked but not in the way i would like
>have you ever fallen?
yeah not my best moments, usually happens during getting up or down. nothing major ever happens and ive never gotten more than a bruise or two, just apologize to the people i bumped and thats that
>have you ever tried to control the man with your thighs and steer him about?
not really, maybe ill lean down to tell him to move in a direction or tap him and point but ive never tried to steer them like a horse

>>51387373
did you miss the part where i said i dont do this with guys i didnt like enough to have one night stands with anyway??

>>51387409
not my fault they offer. i get a good view, they get a good flirt or make out or whatever. plus i doubt every guy ive done this with is a shut in. youre just projecting now
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>>51387252
how can one manlet be this insecure
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>>51387290
If you continue trying to take advantage of people the way you do (not that i agree with it but whatever, this planet has a few billion people on it, there's bound to be some that are cunts), at least be careful when you do it. Some people will try to force themselves on to you just because they think you owe them for lifting you up at a gig. Rapes at gigs are surprisingly common. Make sure you at least take some mace or a whistle or something, just in case if you're unsure about the guy at the end of the night.
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>at a post-hardcore show
>dude vaping in the front row
>lead singer grabs his vaping pen, asks "what the fuck is this shit," and throws it to the ground

fuck vapers man
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>>51387456
>not my fault they offer
It's your fault for taking it. Hardly call this projecting since you're obviously using them.
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>>51387182
METRIC MASTER RACE
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>>51387456
I didn't miss that part at all, but it doesn't matter if you like them or not. If you suddenly felt uneasy or unwilling to do it with them (for whatever reason, it happens) and they feel like they deserve a fuck from you, people can get forceful and try to overpower. Just be careful when you try to lead people on, okay? I'm not trying to give you shit for this, I'm just trying to give you advice here. Be careful if leading some people on - not all people have the same mental well-being, or may look hot or whatever but may have other intentions. You don't know the guys so if you ended up suddenly saying you weren't in the mood or whatever, just at least try having something to protect yourself with
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>>51387478
Shhhh, it's not your fault, anon.
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Anyway to not look like an awkward lonely person when ur at a concert byurself?

Need pro tips for 2nite
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>guy in front of you swaying side to side
seriously stand the fuck still holy shit
>people pushing forward through the people who are standing still
>people pushing forward through the people who are standing still only to stand in front of me
>people starting most pits where people are just standing
>people standing too close
>people talking through the acoustic bits of opeth songs
>people whistling and yelling louder than the fucking band

fucking hell
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>>51387492
Why would you have a problem with a qt girl flirting with you?
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>>51387491
lmao
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>>51387602
>people whistling and yelling louder than the fucking band

I fucking hate this.. Im all for appreciating a live band play but dont go over board especially when their trying to talk
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>>51387601
no one is looking at you, if you look around you'll see plenty of people on their own, some of which might be 'waiting for their friends' just pretend you are, it's no different (except you don't have friends)
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>12 year old in desolated hoody catches a punch from someone in the pit
>Proceeds to get mad and start hitting people around him
>His friends have to calm him down and he storms off in a mood

Happens at every hardcore show I swear
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>>51387482
thanks for the concern, i appreciate it. ive been looking into mace actually. im trying to get a can small enough to stick into a bra because girl pants=no pockets

>>51387492
everyone ends the night happy so i dont see why its a huge issue

>>51387551
i do appreciate your concern, i do try to stay with the crowds and stuff if im unsure of a guy and im looking into getting mace or something similar because i do know there can be guys who expect more than im willing to give
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>>51387612
you'd be surprised but not everyone takes kindly to a tease, you'll learn the hard way one day.
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>>51387602
>seriously stand the fuck still holy shit

there are people who go to concerts just to stand motionless? quit being an awkward beta get wasted and have some fun you miserable loser
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>>51387647
Hope your safe at the next gig you go to!

Always here for you anytime though
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>>51387252
So i actually read these
>There may be as much as 30% lower risk of plaque build-up in the top quarter of tallest adults
>Body height was negatively associated while blood pressure

Also you are such a pathetic little man
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>>51387612
the problem is your dumb ass blocking the view for everyone else.
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>>51387689
>being surprised that manlets have anti-correctheightedpersons propaganda on them at all times

m8 they're literally frothing at the mouth when they get cock blocked by us. Let them have their Napoleon complex.
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>>51387540
Unless you personally invented the fucking metric system then you have nothing to be proud of
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>>51387687
Thanks a bunch! I've been lucky so far so i hope it continues.
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>>51387653
I think your problem is that you're mistaking a girl looking for a fun time at a concert for a girl who's looking for a life partner
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>>51387641
>tfw only 3 more months till I can drink beer at the bar until the band I wanna see starts

Also I have friends, just not ones that like modern baseball
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I'm sensing a lot of negative energy coming from this thread
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>>51387491
I vape at shows but hardly blow out any vapor,even less than cigarettes,which are common at shows around here.
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>>51387753
No problem my email is always open if you just feel under the weather or have a bad day
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>>51387759
No guy should be looking for a potential mate at a club / concert / gig / any occasion that includes alcohol consumption, a quick fun night? that is more reasonable to assume. That was a sad evasion though, try to get back on point.
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>>51387800
you are pathetic
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>>51387689
Sounds like you skimmed. The last link in particular showed numerous samples of shorter healthier men and women and shows that the negative correlation found in other studies does not prove causation.

Nice parting shot though, I bet you talk about your height a lot irl.
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>>51387826
I actually hope you die
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>>51387844
so mad
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>>51387826
Get the fuck outta here
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>>51387772
Nobody cares if you're at a show alone. I do it all the time. Sometimes you make friends if the people around you are cool. Especially if you bring weed and smoke people out if you're into that
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>>51387844
>>51387856
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>Go to see Lifetime a couple weeks ago
>Group of dudes with shit haircuts, denim vests, and patches(Night Birds, Jawbreaker, etc.) surrounding one girl
>During every set they formed a barrier around her in front of the fucking stage
>During Mouthpiece's set, the vocalist was doing the usual hardcore shit trying to put out the mic and have people yell into it
>These motherfuckers took up like a third of the front so noone could do it over there

The entire night, I don't think they even changed their facial expressions. I hope they had a horrible time. Fuck them so much, fuck.
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>>51387835
When you're 6'5'' your height is brought up without your desire or not.
You know what, fuck it man I'm happy being me and I hope you are too. Sorry about the 'little man' shot.
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>>51387803
so why would you bother getting upset about a girl showing some affection if you know it's not meant as a serious thing?
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>>51387800
Your email is?

>>51387803
A fun time is more accurate for like 99% of the people I know who go to concerts. No one expects anything major to come from them, but once in a while it does happen.
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>>51387901
My email is always open if you want to talk about diet and exercise, qt
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>>51387920
Mine's always open if you're into sharing family recipes and concert stories and mutual dick pics
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>>51387919
Email is: [email protected]
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>>51386090
I mean he has a point with the clothes part, gotta get your perks in somewhere.
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>>51387826
>>51387844
>>51387853
>>51387856
>>51387893
all me btw
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>>51387952
Awkward...
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>mfw 5'11
>mfw 6'4 friend who is much better looking than me takes a hottie on a very nice date and gets none
>mfw i do nothing and get to bone her

feels okay to be average man
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>>51387986
>something good happens
>this happened because I'm shorter than my friend
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>>51388008

i was making the point that sometimes height has nothing to do with it. i don't understand why shorter people are so insecure about it
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>>51387916

It's the same reason I don't buy drinks for strangers, most guys can tell when they're just being used. Some are just beta enough to accept it, others take less kindly to it. You've dealt with the former mostly by the seems of things.
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>>51387972
oh no you caught me!
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>>51387972
It's a le epin maymay m8
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>>51388034
they should be,they have shitty genetics
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>>51388034
You picked a strange way to do it

>mfw white
>mfw black friend who is much better looking than me takes a hottie on a very nice date and gets none
>mfw i do nothing and get to bone her

You see what I mean
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>>51388051
*Cunt meme*
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Fuck you OP, I was born this way I can stand where I want.
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>>51386964
But people over 25 don't go on 4chan, anon.
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>>51387491

>at a post-hardcore show
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>front row at Antemasque show
>tall and fairly muscular dude right next to me shielding his short indian gf
>Indian gf turns around and she legitimately has a mustache
>Tall guy has the most awkward mannerisms throughout the show
>Aggressively sways hips into me and inadvertently hitting people with his long ass arms
>The shit he was doing with his hands was making me cringe
Couldn't tell if he had Aspergers
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>>51388144
If you visited the slower more niche boards like /lit/, /n/ or /tg/, people in their 40s-50s visit here quite frequently. People come to the more popular subject boards like /mu/ from time to time because they actually want to discuss music.
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>>51388338
This is a harsh place for actual discussion, friend.
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>>51388338
Plenty of 40+ people on /g/, especially in watch threads.
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I'm 6'5". At Arcade Fire's show in Montreal, I wore a cowboy hat with a discoball on it. Felt good...
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>6'4 and a half, one inch taller when I wear shoes
>get to a concert early and stand at the very front of the stage
>there are only five other people for twenty minutes
>as soon as I feel comfortable, a whole crowd just suddenly surges in
>the band begins playing with me stuck in the very front
>I feel horribly self-conscious
>in between songs, I hear a female voice behind me muttering cuss words about me and my height
>I awkwardly shuffle to the far side of the stage

Fuck being tall.
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>>51387937
Sent :^)
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>>51388356
I feel sorry for those who originate from the slower boards and come here for actual discussion and all they get is teens and twenty somethings whining, as well as le ebin maymays we always have here. It's nice to visit the slower boards from time to time - actual discussion goes down, there's a community and most people are well behaved. /lit/ gets my love.
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>People clear out after show
>Garbage and cans all over the ground
>Find a $20 bill
>Find a shattered iPhone
>mfw $20 of merch f o r f r e e
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