RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

>>30860445
>not: skydiving to work everyday edition
to bad rainbow trash is the worst
>captcha: hardwood want

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>>30860453
Twiggy can buy you a vacation home in the clouds.

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>Fluttershy's crazy aunt insists she has to adhere to tribal tradition to win the colt and not be a degenerate
>She shows up at your door looking like this telling you she's willing to invest in a cloud home

>>30860445
So what's the best RGRE written so far?

>>30860500
Like a helicarrier but with big-ass pool in place of a flight deck?

>>30860524
It would work on me. She's too cute.

Hope you guys like this.
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>You just sit still beside the fountain, listening to the waters flow as the Gryphon finishes her declaration of love to you.
"I'm sorry, but no."
>The gryphon, looking dejected, but still determined, presses on.
>"But why? This marriage bring great prosperity to country. Make Equestria ponies happy. And when Equestria happy, Equestria rulers happy. No?"
"Well yes, but."
>"But what, dear prince? Am Nadya not strong enough? Am Nadya not beautiful enough?"
"Nadya," you call as you pat the bench, beckoning her to sit beside you.
>"Why, Anonymous? Is Nadya not good enough Gryffin?
"Nadya, do you know that I have gone to the griffon encampment last week?"
>"You have? Then why you not tell Nadya? Nadya can catch big moose, celebrate with griffon."
"I was going to, but I saw you working."
>"Is no bother, Nadya can work anytime."
"It's not work, it was a griffon that stopped me."
>"Who dares! Nadya will order for her execution."
"I met a griffon named Peter."
>"O-oh... What has Petyr done? He is silly bird, means no offence surely."
"Oh no, he was very nice. He was very helpful and seems to take you in high regard.
"I might even say he has a crush on you."
>"R-really!? I-is much good! See! Nadya is attractive, beautiful griffon!"
>Smiling slightly, you take one of Nadya's paws and hold it up.
"What is he like, he seems like a nice griffon."
>"He is! But Petyr is weak, and needs protection from big, strong griffon like Nadya!"
"Oh? What does Petyr like?"
>"Ah! He is big eater, but likes liver, always sneaks to corner for eating."
"Why would he do that?"
>"He think maybe Nadya get angry, but Nadya not get angry, Nadya thinks cute... Wait, is Anon in love with Petyr?"
"Do you love me, Nadya?"
>"Of course! Nadya loves you much! Griffon can fly thousand clouds and not outfly love of Nadya."
"But you don't look at me like you look at Peter."

>>30860697
>"I- You want Nadya to get rid of Petyr?"
"No. I want you to be honest with him."
>"Nadya does not understand."
"I want you to love him, Nadya."
>"Buy why? Why do you reject Nadya so?"
"Now, imagine we were married. A picket fence, a small house."
>"If you Nadya weds you, will be big palace, with large gates!"
"Then let's say that's the case.
"We're married, and you head to your duties, I stay at home, and nurse the children.
"When you return, I greet you with a hug, and a kiss.
"What do you think of that?"
>"Is good."
"But let's say, that when I was kissing you, I am thinking about one of your generals, madly in love with her.
"How would that make you feel?"
>"Nadya will execute her! Who is she! Is Anon in love with general!?"
"No, but that is how I would feel."
>"Then Anonymous need not to fear! Nadya love only Anonymous!"
"Then can I have a kiss?"
>"Of course!"
>You lean in for a kiss, using your hands to hold Nadya's face in place, and look her in the eyes as you approach her beak.
>She looks you in the eyes for the first few seconds, but looks to the side at the last second and shuts her eyes.
>Eyes shut tight, she awaits your lips.
>But they never arrive.
>When she opens her eyes, you dive in for a quick peck on her forehead.
>The deed done, you site back down.
>"Nadya thought Anonymous will kiss Nadya?"
"I was going to, but you were thinking of someone else."
>"There is no such thing!"
"Who were you thinking about, Nadya?"
>"Nadya was thinking of eternal love to Anonymous!"
"I'm the only person here, Nadya.
"You can tell me the truth."
>But Nadya remains still.
"Please, Nadya. I want the truth."
>"...Nadya was thinking of Petyr."
>The both of you sit in silence for a moment.
>Holding her close, you kiss her on the forehead again.
"Go to him. He's waiting."
>"Many thanks, Anonymous."
"Think nothing of it, may the winds guide your wings, Princess Nadya"
>"And may the skies pile blessings upon you, Prince Anonymous."

>>30860704
>With a flap of her wing, she soars into the air and you send her off with a wave.
>Once you are sure she is gone, you finish your drink, pat down your toga, and head back into the ballroom.
>"Prince Anonymous!" you hear Raven calling out to you as she runs across the ballroom, a worried look on her face.
>"What happened to Princess Nadya?" She asked while taking a look around you, trying to find the princess.
"She decided to re-think her priorities."
>You stop one of the waiters and grab a glass of champagne, to blend in with the crowd.
"I'm afraid I am without a date for the night."
>"Well, I'm sure we can-" she stops as you place a hand on her back.
"Walk with me, Raven."
>"Yes, your highness."
>With Raven by your side, you walk through the ballroom.
>The guests let you pass the moment they see you.
>A few stop you for banter.
>"Ah! Anonymus! Ye grace us wit yer presense!" A masculine voice calls out to you.
>Turning around with a smile on your face, you return the greeting.
"It is my pleasure, Duke Hardfist. How is your daughter?"
>"She be turnin' twelve 'is yir," the Minotaur duke boasts proudly.
"Send her my greetings."
>"Aye! Ah'll do at'!"
>You walk further through the room, all the time with Raven at your heels.
"Raven, take note of this. Send a dozen caramel candies from Dozen Delights to Ysolda Hardfist, Attach note, happy birthday, due eighth of August."
>"Yes your majesty."
>You reach the throne and see your mother and aunt on their thrones, greeting what are most likely male suitors from the other nations.
>You wait until the current one finishes the formalities and cut the cue.
>You can hear several of them click their tongues, but such things are ignored.
>"Anonymous," you mother calls to you with a gentle voice, "come here, my ray of sunlight."
>You approach your mother with your arms open, and pull her into a hug, and you can feel her forelegs and wings wrap around you.

>>30860704
That was good.

>>30860711
>You place a kiss on her muzzle and whisper in her ears.
"We should have more favourable terms when dealing with the griffons."
>Your mother offers no reply, just holding you close for a few minutes.
>"I'm proud of you, Anon."
>You can feel a "But..." coming.
>"But I want you to have fun here."
"Mother..."
>"I know you care greatly for the little ponies, but you have a life too."
"I know, mother."
>"You're a grown stallion now, and you should find yourself a partner."
"Yes, mother."
>You mother unfolds her wings, and holds you at hoof length.
>"Look at you, all grown up now, calling me 'mother'.
>"What happened to the days when you called me Mommy?
>"Go on, call me mommy, just once."
"Mother." you groan as you feel the blood rush to your face, turning you pink.
>"Please?" she pleads, wriggling her eyebrows.
"...mommy..." you hurriedly whisper.
>And she beams you a radiant smile.
>You know that smile.
>She's going to do something.
>And she did.
>Your mother stood up, her wings completely unfurled.
>Instantly, the room quieted and the suitors retreated from around the throne.
>With her Canterlot voice, she projected her voice across the halls.
>"I would like to thank all of you for attending this year's Grand Galloping Gala.
>"Today, I would like to introduce my son to all of you.
"mother!" you whisper in protest.
>"Anonymous?" she calls, beckoning you to stand between the throne.
>Walking to the middle of the two thrones, your mother announces
>"My one and only son! Anonymous!"
>The room is filled with deafening applause as you feel your face heat up even more.
>You really don't like all this attention.
>"Now, my son, Anonymous, is still single, despite his exquisite visage.
>"And I would like some grandchildren in this lifetime."
>The guests chuckle at your mother's joke.
>"So, I would like all you brave mares, tauren, and griffons, to give my son a chance. Don't be shy."

>>30860722
>You can already see some of them getting ideas, no doubt from the way that you were blushing.
>They must think you are some delicate flower that they must protect, or mayhap a challenge to be conquered.
>You direct a glare at your mother, which is looking pretty pleased with herself.
>She gestures with her hoof, asking you to return to the ball, and you do just that.
>Not before finishing your drink.
>Five seconds after your feet touch the ballroom floor, the potential suitors come swarming to you.
>"May I have a dance, Prince Anonymous?" from the tauren diplomat's daughter.
>"Would you like some food, Prince Anonymous?" asks the diamond dog queen's second daughter.
>This is going to be a long night.

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>You finally reach your soft bed, after a long night on your throne, turning suitors away.
>Your back is killing you, no mare should stay on a throne for that long.
>With a loud clank, your leg hits the bedpost and you remember that you have not taken your leggings off yet.
>With a glow of your horn, the horseshoes fall off your hind legs and your crown is placed in the drawer.
>The horseshoes on your forelegs are still on.
>Horseapples.
>A flick of your horn sends gliding to the corner of the room.
>You move further into the bed, and cuddle with your pillow.
>But tired as you are, you find it hard to fall asleep.
>An unexpected knock is heard at the door.
"Who is it?"
>"Mother, it's me." your son calls out from the other side of the door.
>You open the lock to the door with a spell.
"It's open, come on in."
>Your son enters the room silently, meaning he's out in his socks again.
>He closes the door behind him, and approaches you, and you roll around to look him in the eyes.
"Now what are you doing up so late, sunbeam?"
>"Mother, I'm an adult, I can stay up late now."
>He sets the cups on the nightstand and turns to you.
>"Come on, turn around. I'll massage your back."
"I don't think that's necessary, Sunbeam."
>"Let me do it, you owe me this much."

>>30860727
"What do you mean?" you ask innocently, blinking your eyes at him for good measure.
>"Don't give me that look, painting a target on me like that. What were you thinking?”
>You turn around and you can feel your son's hands on your withers.
>"It was so hard getting away from those suitors, you know?"
>Using his fingers to apply pressure on your withers, he tests the tenseness of your muscles before pressing down with his palm.
>This is heaven.
>You've died and gone to Elysium.
"A little lower, Sunbeam."
>His palm slowly moves downwards to your croup as the tension in your muscles start becoming undone.
>"Do you really want me to marry so soon?"
>You enjoy his palm on your back for a little longer before turning your head to face him.
"I don't want you to be lonely, sweetheart. Mn." you hold back a moan as he hits a tender spot.
>"I'm not, as long as I have you and Aunt Luna, I'll be just fine." he says with a straight face as he presses down harder on a stubborn knot.
>You're doing your best not to let out any weird sounds, but his tender ministrations on your back is making that rather hard.
"We are two very old mares, living with a handsome stallion, Anonymous. The masses will whisper."
>"Then let them, it doesn't matter what they say. There is no shred of truth to it."
>You can only smile at your beloved son.
"It is in your best interests to find a lover, Anon." you say while getting up. "I will not force you, but I want you to consider it seriously."
>Gently, you nudge him towards your door.
"You are still young, live while you can, love while you can."
>You nudge him out of your room, and bid him a good night.
>"Good night... Mommy." He says quickly, and retreats to his room.
>Closing the door, you lock it hurriedly, and shut all the curtains, and cast a silencing spell around the room.
>You hope you're still in time.
>Jumping onto your bed, you take a deep breath, inhaling his masculine scent.

>>30860733
>Sorry, Sunshine. But your mommy's a bad mare.
>She has bad thoughts about you.
>Very very bad thoughts.
>Inhaling his scent, you reach a hoof down to your already winking nethers, and gently give your slit a rub.
>He would be covered in your scent by now.
>His hands working all over your back.
>Oh
>His hands.
>His delicate, agile hands.
>Using your magic, you try your best to replicate his hand, but to little success.
>You're never able to make it as dextrous as you want it to be.
>It runs across your slit, dipping a finger in, before making a circle around your winking clit.
>It's not enough.
>You brush your hooves against your labia, thinking, fantasizing.
>What would Anon do?
>He's such a gentle boy.
>Probably never had a mare before.
>You would have to guide him.
>You would lay him gently on your sheets, and kiss him.
>Taste those soft lips, and enjoy the cute moans that he would make when you undress him.
>Maybe he will be more aggressive?
>Try to turn the tides on you, kissing your neck, your chest, slowly going lower.
>And then he would kiss your other mouth.
>And then, he would take out his member.
>He must be pretty big now.
>And he would use it on you.
>Slowly, entering.
>You might have to give him some encouragement.
>But he will make it all the way in.
>Stretching you comfortably.
>Making you feel so full.
>Since it's his first time, he would be jerky.
>But that's okay.
>You can teach him.
>Teach him how to please a mare properly.
>Your hoof works at a frantic pace as you imagine Anon pumping.
>In, out, in, out, in, out, in, out, in, out.
>You magic pumping in and out, keeping up with your fantasy.
>You can feel your breath getting more and more ragged as you grind your hooves against your nethers.
>"Anon... Anon... Right there, sunbeam...
>You can feel the excitement pool up within you.
>You can't stop anymore, not now.

>>30860743
>You muscles wind up like springs as you feel something coming.
>"Yes, sunshine... Yes!"
>Your hind legs began to quiver.
>You are so close.
>Then, a memory comes to mind.
>>"Good night... Mommy."
>And just like that, you come.
>At first, came the pleasure.
>The mind numbing pleasure.
>Shooting through you like electricity as you continued rubbing your clit.
>At the edge of your senses, you could feel yourself squirt.
>It's probably shooting across the bed in heavy droplets and sinking into the sheets.
>You couldn't bring yourself to care about it.
>And then, the orgasm fades.
>Like a marionette that had its strings cut, you slump onto your bed, exhausted.
>When you finally come to, you realize that your mouth has lolled open.
>Your head is still spinning.
>You take a few minutes to steady yourself before drying the bed sheets.
>Once you are finished, you lie down comfortably and reach for the drawer.
>From the drawer, you retrieve a small photograph.
>On it is the two most important ponies in your life.
"Good night, Anon," you say, giving it a kiss. "Good night, Luna."
>Placing the photograph back into the drawer, you snuggle into the sheets taking in Anon's scent mixed with the scent of your sex.
>A mare can dream, right?
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Aand done.
Tell me what you think.

We couldn't save the changelings guys

>>30860755
AMAZING.

Does Anon feel the same way for Celestia?

>>30860824
I guess that's for me to know, and for you to find out.
This started out as a goofy green around a Disney song.
We haven't even reached the Disney song.
So buckle up boyo, I have another 15k characters for the ending ready to post.
Just need to pump out the middle.

>>30860755
Is Celestia actually ok with Anon finding another woman? Or will she deep down resent it and always feel love for him?

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>Ember will never challenge your waifu to a test of strength to prove each other's to fight for your love
feels pretty bad fampai

Sneak peek

>It must be that model, what's her name.
>Flower Denise?
>Why is he wearing a fedora?
>"You're in my world now." He says, smirking playfully.
>The whorse.
>Your Anonymous, pure as the driven snow.

>>30860889
can't wait

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>>30860445
I want to live with Dash in her nice cloud home.

>>30861080
That earth pony favela down there

>>30860704
>>"Nadya will execute her! Who is she! Is Anon in love with general!?"
kek

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>>30860755
That got pretty crazy pretty quick.

It was good.

>>30860889
WHEN

>>30855209
>Be Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship.
>Anon just finished regaling you with his tale.
>You almost didn't believe him, even though he is such a sweet colt.
>You did believe him though. You had checked his aura and found residue of another highly magical creature on him.
>You cringed when he mentioned what the creature was.
>There's a reason summoning demons is outlawed in Equestria, and from what Anon tells you, the wizard he worked for did it all the time!
>How dare he put a young colt in danger like that!
>Your feathers ruffle just thinking about it.
>No matter. You'll make sure he's safe from now on. What good is a princess that can't keep ponies safe? Or hue-mans in this case.
>Oh, but what if he wants to go back? You're sure you could probably find the way back if you act quickly...
"Anon?"
>"Yes, your royal highness?"
>You suppress a giggle. You can't be distracted by his strange way of addressing you so formally. You need to be strong for Anon.
>You are a princess after all.
"Would you like me to find a way home for you? I'm sure that if we act quickly enough, there might still be a chance."
>Anon's eyes widen.
>"N-no, your royal highness. That won't be necessary. I don't expect there to be anything left there. The demon that I released was... *quite* powerful. I would be surprised if it hadn't already spread across at least the entire nation."
>Oh no.
>You frown, giving him the best sympathetic look you can muster. Suppressing your instinct to go over and comfort him with a hug.
"I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?"
>Silly question. Of course there is. But you want to know if there's anything specific that Anon wants.
>"No, that won't be necessary. It will be... fine."
>Such a humble colt. Doesn't even try to weasle a favor in. From a princess no less!
>Such good behavior must go rewarded.
>Nodding to yourself, you face him with your full attention.

>>30861415
"Anon, for the time being, you will be given a room in the castle. I will not have an alien running amok among my ponies without ensuring it's safe first."
>Anon nods from across the table.
"In addition, you will assist me in my studies so that I can ensure nopony tries to do what your previous... employer... had done. I do not wish for Equestria to share the fate of your previous world."
>Gulping, Anon nods once more, slowly this time. Sweat beading on his brow.
"You will be compensated for your work and allowed to leave the castle once I ensure you are not a danger to my ponies or vice-versa. There are several... tests... that need to be run."
>You can barely hold your mask on, rubbing your forehooves together with glee. A smile dangerously close to cracking your perfect rendition of Celestia's serene poker face.
>Those royal manner lessons are really paying off right now.
>You can't wait to conduct all kinds of tests and you already have a huge list of questions you want to ask him about his world and how his kind uses magic.
"Do you have any questions Anon?"
>"No, your royal highness. You are too kind."
>Giggling, you wave your hoof at Anon.
"Nonsense. It's the right thing to do. Anyways, let's get you set up in your room shall we?"
>Tapping your hoof, you look around the room. No Spike to be found. No matter! Your horn glows to amplify your voice throughout the castle.
"SPIKE!"
>Your shout reverberates through the walls, knocking both Anon and Applejack back a bit.
>You smirk. Always good to show one's marely side.
>The door swings open a few moments later as Anon and Applejack reorient themselves.
>"Yeah?"
"Spike, please take our new guest, Anon, to one of the guest rooms. He will be staying with us for the foreseeable future."
>Nodding, Spike salutes you.
>"On it Twilight!"
>You can't suppress a giggle at that. No matter how big he gets, he's still your cute baby dragon.
>Spike turns to Anon, "C'mon Anon. Let's get you situated."

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>Be Twilight Sparkle
>Today was going to be a big day
>Perhaps one of the bigger of your life
>When you finally turned from a kissless, hugless, sweaty nerd to a full grown, tough, strong, sweaty mare
>For months you had been putting this off
>Making excuses, losing courage at the last moment and hiding under your blanket with your books and dildo collection
>But no more
>You were going to do it today!
>No more excuses!
>No more chickening out!
>You were tough!
>You were strong!
>You could do ANYTHING!
"U-Um, Anon?"
>Anon's room was pretty much what you expected a stallion's room to be
>Neat with a messy space here and there, with some socking lewd clothing sticking out at random places
>It was pretty much like your older brother's room when he had lived back with you and your parents in Canterlot
>There was even a small yet steadily growing dragonpony army--painted of course-- sitting on a table in the corner of the room
>The one thing different was that everything in Anon's room was quite a bit bigger
>That and the human had absolutely no posters of superstars and pop singers hanged up on his halls
>But you weren't looking at the walls, or the table, or even at the socks and underwear that had been stragetically placed around the room just to fluster you and any other mare that dared to enter Anon's room
>No...
>At that moment, your eyes were glued to Anon's bed

>>30861425
Oops, go ahead, Coffee_Horse

>>30861425
>Anon goes to follow Spike after a long staring session.
>"Right... lead the way."
>Satisfied, Spike turns and leads Anon out of the room, closing the doors behind him.
>A moment passes as you wait for Anon to get out of earshot.
>You turn to Applejack.
"So, what do you think of him?"
>Applejack scrunches her muzzle at that.
>"I don't know Twi. I don't like 'em. I don't think he was lyin' but what kind of stallion just ups and leaves their entire world to die like that!?"
>Frowning, you reply.
"Applejack, it wasn't his fault! He wasn't the one conducting those terrible rituals! He was forced into it by that wizard who got him to sign a blood contract!"
>"I know Twilight. I don't blame him for that. I just don't see how somepony can just... move on so easily. I know what it's like to lose your loved ones and he just walks off without a care when he loses everything he's ever known!? There's something wrong about that."
>Applejack crosses her forehooves across her chest.
>Sighing, you rub your forehead.
"I guess you're right about that, but you can't judge anypony for how they cope with loss Applejack. Let alone a whole new race from a different world! Who knows what customs they have over there."
>Shaking her head, Applejack gets up from her chair.
>"I just don't like it Twi. I ain't ever seen a stallion so cold-hearted. I trust you to do the right thing here, but I don't want anything to do with 'im."
"Applejack-"
>You feel Applejack's hoof on your foreleg.
>"I'm sorry Twi. I don't wanna get into a fight over this. Please. Let's just move on and maybe talk about this later? I have to get back to the farm to take care of the chores I've been missing today."
>Taking a deep breath, you nod and smile.
"Of course, Applejack. We'll talk about it later."
>Nodding, Applejack turns and walks out the door, bidding you goodbye as she exits.
>Sighing, you slump back into your chair.

>>30861435
Thanks, funny how we both posted at once, though. Give me a few more posts. I'll let you know when I'm done.

>>30861437
>Something tells you you're going to have an interesting couple of weeks ahead of you.
>You silently lament the fact that your schedule now must be completely redone.
>Pulling said schedule to you, you get to work.

>Be Anon.
>You're not sure exactly how to feel right now.
>On the one hand, you managed to avoid getting your head kicked in and any immediate danger of death or dismemberment.
>Great success!
>On the other hand, you traded one wizard employer for another.
>You saw how the princess's horn glowed as she shouted. That was definitely magic.
>Even if it's not magic you're used to.
>You may not have direct experience with them, but you heard that sorcerers could cast magic without foci or chants.
>The princess seems to be able to do the same. At least, you couldn't identify anything that would be a foci unless it was her horn itself that served that purpose.
>Either way, you have a bed and pay again. Assumedly food as well. It wasn't discussed, but you doubt it isn't part of the deal.
>The princess seems genuine, but your distaste for magic runs deep.
>Even if you know more than any ordinary person has any right to, due to your extensive years of service to the crazy old bastard.
>The orange pony, Applejack, didn't say a word while you explained yourself.
>Didn't stop her from glaring daggers at you though.
>It would be in your best interest to avoid that pony at all costs.
>Oh, and let's not forget the terrifying familiar the princess has.
>To be able to control a dragon and tame them so well, even one as small as this 'Spike', is no easy task.
>You fear she may even be more powerful than the old wizard you made a contract with.
>Your options are pretty limited, given the situation.
>You can either accept the state of affairs presented to you and work for the mage-princess, or you could run and hope you find some rival nation that will give you a better deal.

>>30861426
>>30861415
HOLY SHIT TWO GREENS

>>30861459
>Though, the likelyhood of getting a better deal is slim to none. You're lucky enough as it is. You don't need to brave the world only to be imprisoned by Ents and sapped of your life-force to feed the blood-hungry trees.
>All in all, you came out alright. Even if your entire world is now in the clutches of a demon that will likely destroy it.
>The old wizard was known for getting into things that had no recourse if things went wrong.
>'Knowledge comes at a price, Anon. If you're not willing to take the risk, you'll get nowhere.'
>You can still hear his voice in your head, filling you with the nonsense he fed himself to justify his actions.
>Snapping back to reality, you realize the small dragon you've been following has asked you a question.
"I'm sorry, I was lost in thought. What was that?"
>"I asked if you liked comic books."
"Uh, I didn't really have all that much time to get out of the tower back home. I was either setting up rituals for... my previous employer, reading up on blood contracts and various other things, or going out in town to get a drink."
>Spike tilts his head at that.
>"Blood contracts?"
"Yes, blood contracts. You know, where two beings seal a deal in blood? Usually having grotesque and catastrophic consequences if it's broken?"
>"Never heard of it." Spike shudders, "But it sounds terrible. Why would you want to read about that?"
>You smirk.
"I wanted to break my contract. Or nulify it, really. Somehow safely get out of it. Never got anywhere with it though. Those things have tight security measures in place so that any tampering whatsoever could cause the tamperer to suffer ill effects."
>Spike blinks, "So, you never tampered with it then?"
>You nod.
>"Good, I'd hate for anypony to have anything happen to them from some magical accident..."
>Spike stares off into space for a moment and he mouths something, though you can't seem to peice together what it is.
>Shaking his head, he brings his attention back to you.

>>30861470
>"Soo... you mentioned setting up rituals? Were you some kind of... assistant?"
>For some reason, it appears his eyes grew in size and are sparkling with hope, awaiting your answer.
>Kinda creeps you out.
"Uh, yeah. I ended up becoming a crazy old wizard's assistant for 10 years."
>"Really!?"
>His eyes seem to only get bigger. What in the world did you do?
>"Did you ever have to clean up a huge mess because of some... magical mishap?"
>What is with this dragon. Why is he so interested?
"Uh, yeah. I did. A lot."
>This seems to only excite him further.
>"Anon!"
>He jumps up puts his claws on your shoulders, holding himself up by placing his feet on your chest.
>"Finally! Someone else who feels my pain!"
>You blink.
>What.
"What?"
>"You have *no* idea what it's like to help one of Equestria's most talented unicorns! She gets into *all kinds* of messes! One time she turned an orange into a frog Anon! A frog!"
>You simply blink in response, flabbergasted by his sudden familiarity with you.
>Not brave enough to risk a torched or bitten off limb, you let him continue.
>"And then when Starlight Glimmer came, there was *twice* the carnage! Can you imagine it Anon? TWO insanely powerful magic casters in *one* castle! It's crazy! I can barely keep up!"
>Your eyes widen at that.
>There's *two* of them!?
>Oh fuck all that shit.
>There's no way.
>Are you sure you came out as good as you thought you did?
>It sounds like Spike has just informed you of your coming doom.
>Heart beating loudly, you don't even consider your actions as you grasp Spike's shoulders. Holding him in place as you look him dead in the eyes.
"What do you mean *two* magic casters, Spike? Are they both powerful or is one simply an apprentice?"
>"Oh no, they're both *super* powerful. Starlight can even travel through time! And Twilight's a princess and the element of magic herself!"

>>30861484
>You have no idea what an element of magic is, but it sounds forboding. And time travel is a *very* high level spell. You're not even sure if the old bat could handle that.
>He may have never cared to try, though. He seemed more interested in demons.
>Grip tightening, you refocus your attention on the young dragon.
"Spike."
>"Y-yes?" he replies, shifting a bit under your gaze.
"I know not what kinds of unholy madness waits in these halls, but if you have any independence at all. I need your strength to help me endure."
>"W-what do you mean?" he asks, shaking a bit.
"I am to be an assistant to the princess, Spike."
>Spike's face scrunches up for a moment before relaxing.
>"Oh, cool! So that'll be three assistants then!"
>He then pokes you in the chest and moves his face very close to yours, staring deep into your eyes.
>"But don't forget. *I'm* her number one assistant. Don't try anything funny."
>Gulping, you nod. Now *very* aware of the sharp pointed teeth, hard scales, and razor edged claws gripping onto your form.
>Smiling, Spike jumps off of you.
>"Good! Then we'll get along *just* great."
>Shaken, you can do nothing further than follow the terrifying dragon as he continues his way down the hallways.
>Eventually, he stops in front of a door.
>"Here you are. Dinner's at six. Don't be late."
>Nodding, you open the door and walk in, hearing the sounds of fading footsteps behind you.
>Closing the door, you collapse on the floor.
>What in all that is holy and dear possessed you to think that angering a *dragon* was a good idea!?
>After recovering from your near mental breakdown, you stand and scan the room.
>As expected of a guest room in a castle, it's very luxurious.
>Much more luxurious than you've ever experienced.
>There is a large king-sized four poster bed, a dresser with a vanity mirror atop it, a nightstand, and a wardrobe.
>A large window allows the room to be light entirely by sunlight.

>>30861493
>Stepping over to the bed, you pull open the drawer to the nightstand.
>Inside is a candle holder and some candle sticks with matches.
>They really went all out for this place.
>Deciding to worry about the minutia later, you lay down on the inviting bed.
>Sinking deep into the bed, you have an errant thought that this is the most comfortable bed you've ever been in as you drift off to sleep.
>It's been an exhausting day.

>>30861507
And I'm done now. Thanks for waiting Love and Powerlifting.

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>>30861426
>It was a nice bed, a big one too
>The thing was nearly a size and a half bigger than your bed in your bedroom, and that was saying something too since you had a pretty big bed
>There, lying under his blue bedsheets, his eyes closed and his hair all messy, was Anon himself
>Half an hour ago the human had decided to go to bed, and you, being the tough, hard-boiled mare that you were, had decided to join him
>You were going to join him, snuggle ALL night, and THEN in the morning you could go and tell Applejack that you had IN FACT slept with a stallion!
>And sure, it wasn't the kind of sleeping in a sexual tense, but you could only hope that the farmer's build in lie-detector wouldn't be able to pick up on the foible
>Hopefully
"A-Anon? Anon are you awake?" you asked, keeping your voice low as you fiddled with the pillow in your hooves
>You were almost positive that he was awake
>From the data that you had gathered in the last two months, you knew that it took Anon at least forty-five minutes before he was fully honked out
>And no, you weren't "stalking" him
>You were merely collecting data
>...Without him knowing...
"Anon. Anon?" you said, taking a catious step into the room
>You stopped, your ears perking up
>Anon didn't so much as twitch, his breathing slow and steady
>He might have already been asleep...
>You chewed on your lip, rocking back and forth
>If he was asleep, what the hay were you going to do?
>You had been working up the courage to come in here for weeks
>You couldn't just leave!
>If you did you might not be able to come back in here!
>But you couldn't just crawl into his bed
>You might have been pathetic but you weren't a cuddle-rapists

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>>30861524
>Maybe you could just wake him up?
>Or use that dreamwalking spell that Luna had taught you to just ask him in his dreams?
>Standing there until he woke up might also be a good idea
>Colts got up every hour or two to go to the bathroom anyway, right?
>As you frantically thought about what the hay you were going to do, you were slowly but surely backing up toward the door
>While your mind was milling things over, your body already knew what you were going to do
>Twilight Sparkle, the mare that had helped save the world so many times that she had been turned into an alicorn, was going to chicken out
>You were going to chicken out, run to your room, lock the door, and proceed to cry and masterbate for the rest of the--
>"Whadda want, Twiggles?" a sleepy voice murmured
>You froze in place
>Eyes wide, you looked back over at Anon
>The big stallion still had his eyes closed, but you could see some tension in his body
"Anon?" you said
>Anon yawned
>"Yeah, I'm up," he said.
>Your gaze snapped to the door
>A irrational, crazed part of you thought about making a run for it
>Hopefully, if you did that Anon would just think you being in his room would just be a weird dream and he wouldn't think about it again
>But you quickly repressed the idea
>No...
>You were going to be a mare today dammit!
>A MARE!
>With a deep breath and a ruffle of your feathers, you took a step toward the human
"A-Anon, know you've b-been having a hard time sleeping l-lately because of how c-cold it is in this castle, so I thought I'd c-come in here and..."

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>>30861535
>You took a few short, quick breaths to help negate the nauseous feeling that was welling up in the back of your throat
>You then dryly swallowed and puffed your chest out
"...a-and I was wondering if you m-might like somepony to sleep w-with. To h-help keep you warm. Not for any s-sexual reasons of course."
>As you forced out the last few words you felt your stomach immediately tighten
>You knew that Anon was as laid back as a stallion could be but you were positive that you were pushing it
>If you didn't watch it you'd have an upset, screaming stallion to deal with
>And you didn't want that
>Oh Celestia above did you not want that...
>Anon's nose scrunched up a bit as he shifted in his bed
>"You want to sleep with me?" he asked
>You very nearly jumped out of your fur
"J-Just to help keep you warm!" you said a little too loudly. "I k-know how cold you get w-with fur, so I'd t-thought I'd come here a-and o-offer. If you w-want I mean..."
>You braced yourself, ready for yelling or accusations
>Just please no crying!
>You couldn't standing when stallions started crying, especially if YOU were the one making them cry!
>A hand popped out from underneath Anon's blankets
>The human scratched his chin before yawning again
>He said nothing for several horrid, gut-wrenching seconds before, without warning he tossed the covers off of himself
>Your heart skipped a beat when you saw that he was just wearing his underwear
>W-Wew filly...
>"Yeah, I could use some extra warmth," he mumbled. "I have like six blankets on and it's still fucking freezing in here..."
>Your heart leapt to your throat as he waved you other
>"Come on, hop in if you want."
>Again the urge to make a dash toward the door surfaced
>You also eyes the window, wondering just how cut up you'd get if you jumped out of that sucker

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>>30861545
>Bile crept up to the back of your throat, forcing you to swallow
>Come on Twilight
>You can do this
>You. Can. Do. This!"
"A-Alright. If you r-really want me t-to..."
>Trying not to think to hard about what you were going to do--because you'd probably dive out of the window if you did--you made your way over to Anon's bed
>Placing your pillow onto the bed, you gave yourself a just sniff check to if you stunk or not before hopping up onto the bed
"A-Alright, just t-tell me if I'm doing anything t-that makes you--eep!"
>The moment you laid down Anon threw the covers over you
>A second after that you felt the human's arms grab onto you
>You nearly launched yourself in surprise
>Anon, sighing, tightened his grip on you before you could let out another squeak
>The distance between the two of you disappeared, and before you totally realized what was going on you found your muzzle buried in the human's neck
>"There we go," Anon said as you enhaled sharply, your body going ramrod stiff. "Now I won't be freezing my balls off anymore..."
>You started to squirm as Anon muzzled the top of your head
>His hands--which were shockingly cold, just like the rest of his smooth, mostly furless body-- slid up your sides and toward your back
>While this wouldn't have been a problem if you had been a unicorn--okay, if would have been a problem since no stallion had ever held you like this because you were a kissless virgin-- you were an alicorn
>With wings
>Very sensative wings
>Without a second thought, both of Anon's hands found their way under your wings, just near your wing pits in fact
>Your eyes widened to the size of dinner plates as you felt a rush of pleasure explode throughout your body
>Oh gosh!
>Ohmybuckinggosh!

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>>30861554
>You squirmed, both desperately wanting to say someting and keeping as quiet as possible so as not to scare Anon
>Your back legs twitched as Anon's fingers began to lightly scratch the area around your wing joints
>As he did that he also pressed himself downward, partially pinning you to the bed
"B-Buck..." you whispered, your face turning bright red as you buried your face into the human's neck
>Anon let out a quiet hum
>"There we go. Now I got my own little hot water bottle," he said, his breathing slowing down
>Horor and excitement began to well up inside of you
>Anon, as tired as he no doubt was, had no idea what he was doing
>He didn't know how good those scratches felt
>He probably also didn't know how much being pressed up to a nice-smelling, big stallion was exciting you
>It honestly made you feel like you were somehow taking advantage of him
>Like it was your fault that he was doing this to you
>Still, that didn't stop your body from reacting
>You could feel your tail starting to raise
>To your shame, you felt the heat starting to build up in your loins
>Your eyes crossed as you felt the back of Anon's hands drag across your feathers as he continued to scratch you
>Your body wiggled backward so that your rump connected to one of the few warm parts of his body
>His groin
>Your breathing hitched when you felt it
>His stallionhood, soft and limp, was pressed up against your buttcheek, right next to your cutiemark
>Ohgoshohgoshohgoshohgoshohgoshohgosh!
>Your back arched as another rush of pleasure crashed through you
>You could feel your marehood spasm, coating your legs in precum

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>>30861560
>Your wings tried to extend but Anon held them down, the stallion holding you close as he continued to sleepily molest you
>You groaned into Anon's shoulder as he hit a particularly sensative spot
>Your hips jerked, and your thighs grew ever wetter
>Ohbuckingshit!
>Justignoreitfilly!
>ForCelestia'ssakedon'tyoubuckingdoanythingstupid!
>You did your best to think of a way out of this
>A spell, some phrase or lesson that would make you forget those hands of his
>And how nice he smelled...
>And how much you liked him pressed up against you...
>And his s-stallionhood just rubbing against your b-but like it--"
>Anon sighed into your mane
>The fur on the back of your neck stood on end as you felt him turn his head a bit
>At first, you thought he was just moving
>But then you felt a hot, moist breath in your ear
>A second later you felt teeth
>The tip of your horn glowed
>Shutting your eyes as tightly as you could, you cast a noise nullifying spell around your head and SCREAMED as you felt the pleasure you were feeling turn into pure, blissful heat
>Your body twitched and jerked as you started to cum
>You could feel yourself soaking Anon's bedsheets, your legs
>By Luna's big, fat teats, you were pretty sure you were coating Anon's legs
>You bit your bottom lip so hard that you could taste blood
>A part of you felt truly horrified
>A stallion had barely touched you and you had just cum like some cunt-less loser
>But another bigger part of you couldn't help but notice just how nice it felt being pressed up against Anon
>And how nice the flowery shampoo and soap he used smelled
>And how much you wished you could feel the stallionhood rubbing against your butt harden

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>>30861564
>Thankfully--though Anon did his best to keep you cumming forever, scratching your back through your orgasm-- you did eventually regain your senses
>You were breathing hard and so red that ponies wouldn't have been able to tell you and Big Mac apart from a distance
>You could also feel your heart pounding in your chest
>The smell of sex was already starting to seep through the blankets
>You, almost too terrified to breath, could do nothing
>Anon was under no restrictions however
>Still scratching your back, sending bolts of pleasure racing up your hyper-sensative body, Anon chuckled in your ear
>"I knew you ponies were quick shots but I think that was a bit much, Twi," he said, buring his face into your mane
>You somehow managed to blush a little harder, covering your face with both hooves
>B-Buck...

>>30861567
Alright, I'm done. Just an idea I had the other day

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>>30860858
>tfw no qt dragoness to tease and smooch

>>30861572
It was nice. I liked it. Do you plan on doing more of this or just leave it as a one-shot?

>>30861507
I don't quite understand why Applejack is continuing to be an unreasonable cunt but the story is interesting so far.

>>30861572
good shit, anymore or just a one-shot? I don't mind either

>>30861713
If it was Femanon landing in Big Mac's bath, it would make more sense.

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>>30861435
God damn it LaP!
I didn't even notice that your green wasn't part of Covfefe_Hoers' story til I read this post and realized that the post break wasn't a segue into the next scene.

>>30861437
>I just don't like it Twi. I ain't ever seen a stallion so cold-hearted.
Judgmental horse is worst horse.
Seriously, she's not even sure he left anyone back there, or if the whole place isn't a global-scale Middle East. If the whole world were a magical land of fucking Iraq, the best possible outcome is complete annihilation.

>>30861462
Two greens mixed together, frogs in a blender.

>>30861805
>she's not even sure he left anyone back there

She's a pony, the idea that he didn't leave anyone he cared about behind, doesn't even enter her mind.

It's the herd mentality in action (the regular one, not necessarily the romantic one). Being truly alone in the world is unthinkable. To have no one is to suffer and die in the wilderness.

>>30861730
If that was the case the story probably would have ended with getting her face caved in by one of his big ass hooves.

>>30861911
She's just gotta clamber up onto his back where he can't get her, then ride this rodeo to the finish!

Big Mac might have the teeniest tiniest degenerate fantasy about a femanon doing this.

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>tfw horse-women will never take to the beach
>tfw they will never find it really funny that you won't look at their chests
>tfw they will never spend the entire day trying to get you to motorboat them while they sit in your lap

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>>30861899
Makes me think most of the mares wouldn't like giving Anon a home all for himself like he often has in some stories. It's just sad, or maybe akin to leaving an old person, who might not be able to care for himself, alone to rot.

And how would they truly feel if he kept insisting on it, for that matter? Many stories play it comedically, but how would their lens really view such a mentality?

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>>30861970
I want to sit next to her and just pet her as we watch the sunset.

>>30861965
I see...
in horse woman biology, the bigger the magical power, the bigger the tits. Earth pones got the ass tho. Luna and celestia got both
(And ponko because why the fuck not)

>>30857913
Ponko is a hard call, because all of her depth is usually taken out of the show because it probably wouldn't fit, even if it weren't because of Hasbro standards

A pinkie kind of personality would go great on a love story, which is why that whole weird al/cheese sandwich was good. Her true feelings along with some bonding and the general comedy of the character, things like that

A personality like rarity is able to be developed on its own, even fluttershy is limited to that episode about self asserting, because what else can you do with her own of discord learning to trust fluttershy and establishing a friendship was kind of good too

(My show knowledge is limited from s1 to tirek so those are my thoughts)

>>30862239
>Ponko Puff is the most powerful Erf Pone Sorceror in many an age
>Earth Pony Sorcerors are rare to begin with, and Unicorns are convinced they don't even exist.
>Mostly because a few unicorns back in the day got assmad that a dirt pony could magic better than them, and had an autistic fit about it and how unnatural it was.

>>30862239
Yes, they store the magic in their breasts. But the important question is, can you suck the magic out and become more magical yourself?

how would RGR ponies react to Anon suddenly bursting out in song, reciting a Disney villain's song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBYGmHagPDE

>>30860755
Gosh darn

>>30861507
loving the story, just so much green recently

>>30861911
She tried to do that to Anon but he dodged it.
>>30861899
Imagine how horrible AJ will feel when she finds out he didn't have any friends or family.

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>>30861567
nice

>>30862303
I swear, I've read this prompt at least three times now. Not a bad prompt though.

>>30862633
The difference is that was a filly, this is Big Mac. You know, the massive fucking draft horse?

>>30861572
Nice, always good to see some lewd wing play.

Could we take a moment and have a round of applause for all these lovely writefags and all the great green they have made. Seriously I love all of you bastards. I'd buy all of you a drink if I saw you in real life.

>>30862861
cringe.

But I still appreciate you writefags.

>>30862884
Sorry I've been drinking.

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>>30861462
>>30862861
5 minutes in Ms Paint.

>>30860580
Diggy Hole, by Love and Powerlifting.
Because tiny sexist horses man, tiny sexist horses.
It will be on the second page of the pastebin, I'm linking to the bin instead of the story because it has eight sections.
https://pastebin.com/u/LaPsbin/2

Also, unrelated question, why is it Love and Powerlifting on the pastebin but little big pony on fimfiction?
I'm confused as to why some of them end up on one and others end up on the other.

What is this page 8 shit. Let's get up there!

>>30863606
it is time to die

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>>30862656
>hands-on experience
oh pony

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>>30863732
Twi would be a kinky waifu.

>>30863736
That is far hotter than it has any right to be.

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>>30863877
Equestrians are very kinky creatures.

>>30860353
>As Anon climbs back up a song plays in his head.
>https://youtu.be/9aHQnDTd1y4

>>30860755
I'm into it and could go for more. I think your clop prose could use a lot of work though. The entire section is mostly small phrases. It comes off frantic, which is good in this case because I think that works for the scene, but it's really dry and basic when clop can really benefit from more description.

Kinda bothered Celly has no hesitation about this but I guess it's not new to her at this point in the story. Just is harder to related to that way.

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>>30864412
Celestia is an over-millenia year old depraved pervert, of course she's going to easily be able to rub her clit to her 'son.'

>>30862668
No, AJ tried to cave his head in.

>Psychopath Anon takes full advantage of RGR Equestria and becomes a femme fatale serial killer.

>>30864509
Huh. That only begs the question, what the fuck was AJ doing in the bathroom while her sister bathed?

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>>30864461
>tfw she was using the "it was normal back in the day!" excuse until Luna returned.

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>>30864570
>"If by 'back in the day' you mean, 'before either of us were born,' then I suppose that is true Sister."

>>30864522
Applebloom probably screamed as Anon was phasing into the tub

>>30862939
The problem is that you can only eat a certain amount of cake, and eating a terrible tasting cake is worse than not eating one at all.

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>>30860445
If someone theoretically where writing something for this thread a long time ago, say for arguments sake about 2 years ago, and was proclaimed dead long ago. Say this person and or otherwise wished to return to their abandoned story or stories. Should this person post from start, or Pastebin and continue on?

Furthermore if such a hypothetical situation where to occur, has the audience changed significantly enough to no longer enjoy the old RGRE themes?

>>30862939
>Implying

I once started an RGRE that was, get this, not about Anon.
It was about a colt who's raised with gryphons, who in this, don't have RGR, and is bullied for being different. Eventually, his adoptive gryphon mother, who was friends with the pony parents and took their foal as her own when they died, decides the colt needs to be with his own kind and moves to Equestria.
From there, the colt has to deal with going from being the school punching bag, to suddenly being in the sights of the fillies looking to get with him.
Shenanigans ensue as he's basically been raised like a mare and isn't used to the one being chased instead of doing the chasing. Going from never getting a date, to being asked out on dates.

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>>30865170
the danger you run into with using "old" RGRE themes is that, if the story's ideas were influential enough, they're Old Hat. if other authors had taken those ideas and run with them, using them still would retreading what others have done before.
i think you should continue. some readers may be of the opinion that "it was better when [author] used to do it; everything else that came after was garbage." if the audience has changed, they may benefit from exposure to original RGRE ideas, and it will help return the thread "meta" closer to what it originally was, instead of what it has drifted to now.

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>>30865176
>I once started an RGRE that was, get this, not about Anon.
This is unthinkable. What the hell. How is this even possible? Did I read it right? I feel like my mind is going to BSOD.

>>30864521
>Anon becomes a edgy faggot and post on /mlp/.

>>30865176
>I once started an RGRE that was, get this, not about Anon.
It's been done before many times. Never well though. The writers of these always just do some "here's BG/OC characters living life on RGR Equus", but because no one gives a damned about things being reversed if there isn't a little outside influence from an OGR person and that element is never brought into it, it never goes anywhere. (Worse still is when they try to shittily shoe-horn it in by claiming some people from somewhere else on Equus are OGR, and they have to bring in a minotaur or gryphon or some shit and pretend they're different because they're from a different species/country.)
It's like a magic trick where you never bring the disappeared item/creature/person back. To borrow from these terms from the 2006 movie "The Prestige", you have the Pledge and the Turn, but you've neglected the Prestige.

>>30865338
>shoe-horn
Seriously, where are people getting this idea that in different cultures genders might be treated differently? So ridiculous.

>>30865249
There is a stockpile of "old" prompts that were never written about.
Also, a new take on an old tale is perfectly fine so long as you say that's what it is (your take on a prompt that's been covered), so long as you're not copying the direction and/or lines from someone else's green.
If new takes on old ideas weren't a good idea just due to principle alone, then there's no way in HELL the movie industry would have okay'd the past ~10 years of new(er) marvel movies (just as an example).

>>30865350
Because it's always some shitty, half-baked meme version of how they're portrayed in the show, it's like saying a character's from Switzerland and then he goes through the movie like this:
"I is from Mexico, Da? I drink vodka for brekfas and eats much haggis. Sieg Heil to glorious leader Churchill back in fatherland!"

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>>30865170
fixed it to better reflect reality.

>>30865378
>>30865338
Not to mention that, growing up in equestria and having full knowledge of the pony race's existence, they're bound to have heard a thing or two, even rumors, about how ponies operate in regards to gender roles. they have their own in their home country among their own kind, but it won't come as much shock to them, or even that strange, to witness RGR elements in equestria. it's expected. with anon (or any other human) the whole world is completely alien, and he has no expectations that they'd do things so differently, especially since their society functions so closely to things he may have heard about on earth.
it is not strange to me to see someone born and raised in italy to talk with lots of hang guestures.
it is not strange to me to see someone born and raised in japan be polite, quiet, and passive-aggressive.
it is not strange to me to see someone born and raised in russia to have a penchant for vodka.
it is not strange to me to see someone born and raised in spain to have a temper.
it is not strange to me to see someone born and raised in california be an effeminate, progressive, beta nu-male bitchboy.

>>30865338
>It's been done before many times.
I must have missed them, because all I ever see is the same AiE over and over again.
I personally think the idea described sounds like it could be interesting if written well.

Pretty sure the posts against it are just AiE lovers who want to keep being able to project themselves into the story and imagine what it would be like to suddenly be desirable to a bunch of girls for no real reason instead of how it is for them in real life where they're just ignored.
Why write an actual story when wishfulfillment is so much more appealing?

>>30865433
I just don't really care about some pony oc. Faggot.
>You don't like pony OCs? You must be a slef-insert wish-fulfillment fag
Shut the fuck up.

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>>30865433
then why don't you write it and show us all up?

>story where RGR is not challenged
>everything went exactly as expected

>story where foreigner visits
>either a) knows about it already, goes for easy poon or b) doesn't know about it, doesn't go through the effort for foreign bride who wants to wear the pants in the relationship

>story where pony defies "traditional" gender roles
>muh stronk independent stallion don't need no mare
>oh im a delicate flower of a mare who just wants to be taken care of, stop calling me a janefilly and persecuting me for being wildly different

pick one, or figure out something new. the human doesn't HAVE to be anon, but you'd better have some damn good characterization and backstory for your named human, otherwise we won't even REEE about it, we'll just ignore it.

>>30865382
That one (you) saying it's good and they want more.
Glare. "Fuck you, I'm not going to waste more of my time and energy continuing this to satisfy one person."
Really though, I've had hits and wins in fanfiction, and in the case of the latter, if it hasn't garnered attention by the time I've typed 15000 words, I just figure it's a flop and move onto the next.
>>30865134
It might be terrible to fill up on a bad cake, but it's even worst to waste time baking them.
The cake metaphor falls a bit flat for me though since the implication is that you have a limited amount of free time to read, and wasting it on bad fiction means you can't read as much good fiction. Thing is, I have plenty of free time outside of work, so anything to read is appreciated to keep me distracted from my existential dread.

>>30865470
>>30865455
I'm kind of curious, you're going through so much effort to tear down the idea, but what's your defense for the cut-and-paste AiE that you apparently love?
I don't see much, if any originality between any of them. Maybe I'm just missing the original ones.

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>>30865509
>I don't see much, if any originality between any of them
i can tell you've never written a story in your entire life, and you have very poor reading comprehension. if you can't spot the differences between two different stories posted here that have the same setting (EqG or hoersland) you should lurk moar faggot.

>>30865509
Not them, but it often means you've

>A) outgrown the comedic shorts
>B) aren't looking hard enough for better AiE

There's plenty out there where Anon is basically just a shared name across stories, and how he's treated or what he faces varies wildly. Honestly, I'm working my way down RGRE right now, so there may be others. For now, I'd say Frosty Box and Ghouls are good examples of writers with less cookie cutter stories. Especially in the case of the latter, where Anon is often a character but not the pov.

Also, here's an inadvertent defense I wrote of AiE which is sort of related >>30861584 to the appeal of the "genre".

I started with FR and the AiE pastebins back in 2012, lots and lots of suffering for Anon or jokes at his expense was the consistent theme if the story wasn't smut. So, it's kind of alien to me to come back years later and for people to unironically self-insert and for others to accuse AiE readers of doing so. The only reason they were second person has to do with the earliest writers basically rping pony themed spaghetti stories as if it happened to them. Granted, audiences and their tastes have probably changed since then.

Your human character doesn't have to be Anon, but you should probably keep it greentext and second person. Otherwise, you should just consider posting it to fimfic, because this is a greentext thread. You are better off not trying to put a square peg in a round hole. I mean that sincerely too, and not as a reee. LaP and others have fimfic accounts too.

>>30865406
It's funny how some people sperg out and start overthinking things when it comes to disparaging concepts they hate, and sperg out again when someone points out flaws or inconsistencies in the things they love, which they normally ignore. RGRE itself is full of tropes that don't make sense, but I bet you have your autism at the ready to defend and rationalize any one of those that you prefer.

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>>30865682
>overthinking things
>lol look at all the effort you've put into something you love

>>30865699
I'm not talking about preferences in content or fiction. I'm simply suggesting that the group of hair-trigger turboautists (or is it just one guy?) who often drown the thread in pointless arguments should tone it down.

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>>30865755
>maybe if i backpedal and talk about something as vague as tone, people will forget how stupid I was
>worldbuilding is just autism anyway
>i-i'm just complaining about one guy!

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Has there ever been a rgre pone on earth story?

>>30865809
The only "on earth" stories still running are in /spg/ - and I don't think I have seen a single one that was remotely RGRE.

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>>30865794
>misconstrue everything using
>GRATUITOUS MIGHTY IMPLICATION GREENTEXT
>so that you can even make your reply
>post an irrelevant pic
Yep, you're the shitposter shitting up this thread. And possibly others. Go on, tell me what I think and why I do what I do, since you know better. And while you're at it, why don't you defend other popular concepts and pick apart another unpopular one, because that's a job that needs to be done?

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>>30866164
>th-that's not what i meant!
>you're the one that's stupid!
>anyone who disagrees with me is that same guy, and all his posts are shitposts!

>>30862282
By all means I would love to succ on celestia's twins, but I would prefer if I were not to grow boobs myself, by acquiring magical power

>>30866184
>th-that's not what i meant!
I know. You've told me already what I meant. No need to repeat yourself. Good use of the stutter format meme, though.
>you're the one that's stupid!
Well, if that's what you think...
>anyone who disagrees with me is that same guy, and all his posts are shitposts!
What's the object of this disagreement? I've probably been told already, but in this case repetition would be appreciated.

>>30866217
>maybe if i play dumb and don't scroll up this will all blow over
>no one will know i don't know what greentexting is
you could have dropped it, but instead you're compelled to continue to defend yourself on an anonymous horse husbandry board. you should go back to whatever site you escaped that enforces namefagging.

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>Anon arrives in Equestria in some contrived means.
>He's managed to bring his car along too.
>He drives his car around Ponyville.
>It's a source of constant amusement.
>However some stick in the mud mares don't want him to drive around, stating that stallions are irresponsible behind the wheel of any vehicle.
>The ponice keep trying to catch him.
>However due to an average being able to maintain a 60km/h constantly, he's always able to outpace him just because ponies have shit stamina.
>Also he gets on the ponice nerves whenever he plays this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nf4DhXy9oU

>>30866240
Holy shit, I actually got you to talk like a half-sensible, non-brain-damaged person-- well, kind of. You still can't ditch
>bad implicationings
But to the matter in hand. I'm aware of this: Originally I simply expressed displeasure at posting this pointless addendum (>>30865406) to an already settled matter. And the misused, annoying parallel structure, because come on. That was pretty bad. And now comes the part where you tell me what else I did that I'm not aware of. Come on, you can do it. Don't be shy.

>>30866323
>because come on. That was pretty bad.
>my opinions are a given. are you kidding me?

>now comes the part where you tell me what else I did that I'm not aware of
>inb4 you insult me again lel
i'm honestly surprised that you managed, through some mental gymnastics, that your crippling lack of self-awareness somehow excuses your stupidity considering how clueless your series of posts have been.

>>30866407
Its just one of those shitposters that were looking for a RGMAnon to shitpost at. They aren't actually smart enough to understand their wrong, anything said to break their bubble will make them instantly defensive without evidence to support them. Not actually sure how they function outside of their containment threads actually.

>>30866407
You still haven't answered the question, but you're managing to masterfully evade the central issue. What's the problem? It's just a simple question. Let's repeat it.
>What's the object of this disagreement?

>>30866519
>i can't scroll up
>and yet i cannot allow this person to continue calling me stupid

>>30866519
Your stupidity and the backpeddling your preforming. Can you not understand this>>30866557

>>30866557
You can't answer the question?

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BIG horse best horse

>>30866584
>two posts in less than a minute
>it's the same person
please, please go back to wherever you came from. it's painfully obvious you don't belong here.

>>30866591
This is true, but Moon Horse is fun horse.
>>30866601
Your wasting your breath man, this retard is everywhere.

>>30866601
You don't make any sense. Which two posts? Who's saying who is the same person? You seem for some reason obsessed with samefaggotry. Why?

This settles it. This ultra super tier autism that I just scrolled by. Undeniable proof, really.

RGRE is Dead.

>>30866623
It's amazing how often the RGRE thread devolves into this. The RD general used to suffer from it too, but now it's mostly dead.

>>30866623
it's the wee hours of sunday morning, there aren't going to be many contributions to the thread that aren't shitposting or blatant samefagging.

>>30866616
>Playing dumb this hard
Just feel free to leave and sleep in your closet forever.
>>30866633
CHECKED, WE STILL MORE ALIVE THAN THE RD THREAD!

>>30866645
>Playing dumb this hard
Yeah, nah. You just seem to know more than I do.

>>30866662
>one off
So close.

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>>30866662
>i must have the last word
>even if i admit to being retarded

>>30866683
Good. Wouldn't want to waste quints.
>inb4 they're wasted anyway

>>30866688
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>30866694
I think it was sued well.

>>30866688
I'm genuinely baffled. And although you correctly point out that it's no doubt my retardation that's at fault here, you're not really making yourself any easier to understand. In fact, it seems you aim towards the exact opposite.

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>>30866633
>It's amazing how often the RGRE thread devolves into this.
You'd think they would wait a little longer, for when we're in a great green drought,
Instead of when we've been lounging about in green paradise with multiple writers dropping stuff yesterday.

>>30866591
wouldn't most ponies consider it a great honor if a stallion they know or one in their family was chosen by royalty?
it'd be a great source of drama for Anon to have second thoughts and not just jump head-first into porking celestia or luna, especially if he was starting to give in to the flirtations of a nice normal mare back in ponyville, who immediately decides to stop once she realizes she' competing with the princess.

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>>30866633
>>30866808
Most of the idiotic lengthy fights involve the antisatyrfag, for lack of a better name, judging from the posting style and mannerism. He spergs out at anything he doesn't like which happens to appear in his field of view. And he hates a lot of things. I'm sure I'll be labelled as a satyr lover just because I disagree with his shitposting tactic, even though I don't prefer satyrs myself. But he just gets polarized like this. His world is black and white. There are probably others, but this one is uncontestedly the worst and dumbest of the bunch. Why are we cursed with such faggots, why?

>>30866919
Because your here to shitpost with him, or its you shitposting back at yourself, who knows, either way you have a containment thread to use. Go away and take his dumbass with you.

>>30866688
>breaths in
Someone needs to fix this.

>>30866973
You mean 'shitpost *about* him'? I'll stop mentioning him if it bothers you, but something should be done about all the crap in this thread. Starving the shitposters of attention would be a good strategy, but people always reply. They always do.

>>30866919
>it's all one person
see >>30865794

>>30867023
lrn2read, faggot

>>30867027
>the antisatyrfag
>the
is it really so inconceivable that more than one person REEEs at satyrs?

>>30867041
Learn. To. Read. I call him you the antisatyrfag *for lack of a better name*, this specific person with this specific posting style. Of course there are people who dislike satyrs. There are not that many though that REEEE like REEEtards about it.

>>30867075
I'm glad you've found an arch-rival in shitposting, but we've already had this discussion. Write a green with satyrs in an RGRE setting or take your posting over to the satyr thread.

>>30867113
And here we go. If you learned to read, you'd know that this has got nothing to do with satyrs.

>>30867160
You keep calling the "single" guy disagreeing with you the antisatyrfag, if it wasn't relevant then why do you feel the need to defend satyrs if you don't care about it?

>>30867172
It's very simple. I don't defend satyrs.

>>30866206
It goes to your balls.

I would like a story about second-wave anons in RGR Equestria, like first-wave anons getting in before NMM event and getting married having satyr kids with their mares, and then second-wave goes in and starts to hit on now adult offspring of the first-wave anons.

>>30867626
How about you take your desperate shitposting and go to your thread already instead.

on the plus side, all this drama is good for keeping the thread alive.

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>>30867653

Give up to the despair anon!

>>30865176
I'd honestly like to read it.

>>30867626
I have a better idea,
>Second wave of Anons come in when the first waves pone kids grow up. The Anons start hitting on the new mares that may or may not have grown up "properly" to RGRE standard. It can be a view of how well Anon's would raise their kids in a different world.
There, made the prompt infinitely better.
>>30867845
Stop talking about your own shit idea.

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>>30867868
>Not wanting adorable hybrids.

kys

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>>30867868
>This fucking samefagging meme
Two fucks just REE"D about it for two whole threads. Just stop.

>>30867883
You want mutants, go to where they belong. The new idea works perfectly, and if the only thing you want from this is satyrs then leave.

>>30867910
Fun fact:
I have samefagged on two seperate occasions in this thread so far (just to prove the point that it does happen).
I have yet to be called out on it, even though I made it a bit obvious if the reader actually bothers to pay attention.
So either literally every guy who's read my posts are legit retarded, or they're too fucking self-deluded to realize that people actually DO samefag.

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>>30868225
So you were samefagging just to prove people are samefagging

This is a new level of autism.

You know, I'd kinda like to see an Old Republic Jedi in RGRE.

Ya know, back when the Jedi were more militant, like when fighting the Sith Empire.

So, you have the "bad guy of the week" popping up, and the Mane Six/mares keep having heart-attacks when Anon solves the problem by himself, and constantly screwing over their views.

Twiggles or Glimmer constantly trying to White Knight the Jedi Knight, while he just jump/leaps up a building would be hilarious.

>>30868225
Well ain't you just the cutest little faggot

>>30868225
Everyone knows people samefag, dumbass. No one called you out because no one cares. If you think this knowledge is rare, then the only legit retard here is you.

>>30868785
Eh, that could be fun, I remember the starwars crossover threads. Good times.

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>>30865249
What if theoretically, you are the original author continuing your old abandoned story?

>>30868785
Sure, why not.

>>30868785
Jedi were also pretty chill, so Anon being all Zen would frustrate them to madness.

I keep trying to think of the best job anon can have in RGRE, and it keeps coming to cow milking.
Imagine how hard it is to milk a cow with hooves unless they use there mouths[/spoiler{ it would be uncomfortable for the pone and painful for the cow
Then anon comes along with soft hands that can milk an entire herd of cattle with ease
Although the amount of sexual harassment he must get at work would be incredible

>>30868879
>cut the rampaging monster in half
>find him at Sugarcube Corner half an hour later enjoying a cup of tea

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>>30868883
Dam I fucked up the spoiler

>>30868897
>>30868879
I can imagine Pinkie getting along well with him. Just picture it, She's always the party girl that never gets to do the sophisticated gags the poneforce'tm shows her, now she has a new friend to do it with.

>"Ponka, that cake is retarded."
"I have no idea what you're talking about, it looks fantastic to me!"
>Be pinkest horse
>Well, that's one of the many names your bestest friend Nonny calls you
>You are currently in the kitchen of sugarcube corner cooking the BEST CAKE
>"No seriously Pinkie this might just be the worst cake I've ever seen you make."
"Shut up dyke this cake is the BEST! It's the BEST CAKE! Other cakes WISH they were this cake!"
>"The Icing has all smudged and gotten mixed together, the top layer has collapsed like the soviet union and I'm pretty sure you put in salt instead of sugar."
"What!? No, I'm pretty sure I grabbed the container saying sugar, Anon."
>"Which you swapped with salt as a prank five minutes before we started. How that kind of thing hasn't got you fired I don't know."
>That does sound like the kind of silly thing you'd do
>But its all lies!
>This cake is THE BEST, you just know it!
"Come on Anon, if its so bad then why don't you prove it! Taste test time!"
>You grab a fork and have yourself a piece of cake straight from the source
>...
>Come on Pinkie, poker face. Poker face like Rainbow got drunk and put in both her next paycheck and her dignity in the pot. Again.
"It's good."
>"You ponies are terrible liars."
>Shit, he's on to you!
>No you can still save this
"No seriously, it's good. try some."
>"I'mma pass."
>You hop onto the stool by Anon and the cake and hold him by the shoulders
"Eat my cake Nonny."
>"No."
"Do it dyke."
>"you cant make me."
>That's where you're wrong my child
>you start to pull Anon down towards the cake
"GET YOUR FACE RIGHT IN THAT CAKE MONKEY!"
>"NEVER!"
"TASTE MY FROSTING-"
>"PINKAMENA DIANE PIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THIS POOR COLT!?"
>You look up from behind the cake
>Mr Cake is standing in the doorway to the kitchen with a horrified look on his face
>All he can see is you pulling Anon's head down while demanding he taste your frosting
>The rest is obscured by cake
>Aww shit, you're going to jail. Again.

>>30869052
>the top layer has collapsed like the soviet union
fuck
why did that get me

>>30869052
...Oddly enough, that is exactly how I imagine an RGRE, non-PG Pinkie to be like, heh.

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>>30869052
That was great.

>>30869052
Kek

>>30869052
Have a prompt on top of this green before I head off to work.

>Anon and Pinkie are friends
>Pinkie treats Anon like one of the gals
>Has trained her mind to not even see Anon as a male, the way he walks, talks and acts all help this
>Other ponies always giving her strange looks, or sometimes getting angry at the way she treats Anon
>Sometimes ponies make her uncomfortable, asking what Anons like in the sack, asking how often they bang
>She doesn't want to think of Anon that way, She just wants her friend Anon
>She doesn't want to ruin it by telling him her true feelings, buried deep down
>He could never like a weird, silly, unnatractive mare like herself, he's way out of her league
>Anon feels the same way about Ponks

>>30869156
>he's way out of her league
truly fantasy

>>30868883
>soft hands
W E A T S O F T H A N D S A P P R O V E O F T H I S P R O M P T

To the guy saying there's no originality in RGRE... Sort of. At least in theme and outcome.
Anon goes to Equestria. Anon gets lusted after exclusively for being a male. Anon fucks ponies. Anon is hailed as sex god because of "Human Stamina!" Anon lives happily ever after.
Theirs a lot of difference though between these plot points that can still make them worth reading. Plus, while a lot are very similar to each other, there are some that really standout. FrostyBox was mentioned, and yeah, they're a good place to start. I felt
https://pastebin.com/SuSFAc4e
was a pretty original take on the idea, for instance. Sucks it's dead.

As for things I don't like in RGRE that I feel are flaws, I'd say the "Anon being super sexy just for being male" thing. Never made much sense to me, I mean, he's still a hairless ape, that can't match up well with pony standards of beauty.
I don't mind him getting with ponies per se, I'd just prefer if they were falling for his personality or something instead of every mare in town hitting on him right out of the gate. He'd be the equivalent of an ugly chick in Equestria, so it stands to reason only the less desirable mares would go after him right away.
Not Twilight, who's literally a princess and should be able to bag a decent stallion with relative ease. Not Rarity who has a successful and growing business who should easily be able to attract a herd simply with the prospect of being able to support one (gold diggers, really). Not Fluttershy who's the equivalent of a male model, and thus hawt, (though maybe she's a zoo/xenopholia). Dash is a star athlete in an elite flying group. Pinkie and Apple might actually be the lowest on the scale and thus most approachable.
Basically, unless it's following a long and fruitful friendship with the Mane6 or Princess, I don't think Anon should have such an easy time bagging such prime pony poon.
Background ponies or pretty much just average ponies in general, seem more believable to me.

I want RGRE to die.

>>30869229
>>30869246
Just like a colt, overthinking everything. Don't worry your pretty little head, just let the mares do the thinking for you.

Now, why don't you take some bits and head out? I hear there's a sale down at Sephora.

>>30869229
Moondancer and other nerds are the best for this reason. Doesn't matter if he's ugly as sin, he still has a dick, and those nerds are thirsty for anything, even swill.

>The door to your castle bursts open.
>You look up, kind of annoyed.
>Currently, you are having a meeting with the girls concerning what you plan to do about Trixie going insane again and committing random magical crimes around town.
>Anon comes running into the castle.
"Anon, everything okay?"
>He looks around at your friends, then back to you.
>Wow, you've never seen Anon look this worried.
>"Twilight, you have to help me with something. Like, now."
>You give him a confused look.
"Sorry, Anon. We're actually in an important meeting right now. We have to do something about Trixie-"
>Anon holds up a finger and points at you excitedly, "Yes! That bitch! You have to do something about her!"
>Applejack chuckles and scratches her head, "Gee, ah never seen you so riled up, Anon. What's got yer britches in a bunch?"
>Suddenly, Anon pulls down his pants.
>"Look!"

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>>30869292

>Everypony gasps.
>You cover your eyes, but peek a little.
>To your disappointment, there's nothing to see.
>Where Anon's genitals should be, there is only flat skin.
>"Trixie took my dickanballs with her fucking magic! I'm a fuckin' KEN DOLL CROTCH!"
>The girls all begin chattering at once.
>Rarity pulls off her sun hat and puts it over her chest, swearing an oath to Celestia.
>Rainbow Dash shrugs and looks bored.
>"Psh. Stallions and their wieners. It's always something, amiright?"
>You stomp a hoof on the table and jump on top of it, spreading your wings.
"Girls! This is serious! Trixie has crossed the line!"
>The girls all stare at you.
>Well, Fluttershy is still staring at Anon's exposed flat crotch.
>She has a bright blush on her face and her wings are very erect.
"Now one of our friends has been hurt by Trixie's evil!"
>Anon raises his hand and mutters, "It actually didn't hurt. And to be honest, I can still feel it like a ghost limb. And whatever she's doing with it right now feels pretty good, senpai-"
>You cut him off.
"Girls! We have to go on a quest! A quest to reclaim Anon's colt-ish innocence!"

[My Little Pony, My Little Pony, AH AH AH AHHHHH]

>>30868225
Nice damage control.

>>30869260
blogpost-tier
A kid in my troop said his dad was the president of sephora or some other makeup brand. He is a fucking leaf who got a duel-citizenship in america. I remember he once said that he wanted to be a fireman. and when we sent him to get the buckets, he could only lift them when they were 1/4th full. he was also the dumbest person i had ever met. actually thought that an atom was the foreskin of a penis.

>>30869295
no

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"I cast Routing Presence with my Dragon Lord. Then I'll attack with my He'telchen Skirmishers while I hit you in the back with my Nef'leion Warbeast, attacking your shaman."
>Be Moondancer
>Otherwise known as Grand Priestess Fau'lauren
>The Great Plan did not allow for mercy and neither did you
>Your enemies were to be eradicated until nothing was left, and by the Great Ones you were doing a HECK of a lot of eradicating
>Today was the grand Battlemace tourment at the local nerd shop Dungeons and Damsels
>For the past five hours you had been fighting with your mighty Lizardwomen army
>You fought against the Orks, the pitiful empires of women, the vampire countesses
>All had been destroyed without you so much as breaking a sweat
>At that moment you were in a battle with one of Twilight's friends, Sunset Shimmer
>Usually, you won't expect a girl like her to know anything about war gaming
>At first glance, you'd think that she was just another dirty normie
>But she knew her shit when she played her Northern women, and her models were painted pretty well, so she wasn't that bad
>She still had a bit of that horrible normie smell to her though...
>All around your table were your fellow nerds, Twilight, Lyra, Twinkleshine, Minuette, along with some of the older regulars
>You had pretty much beaten every single one of them at least once today, and in there eyes you could see the same hopeless defeat that you had seen when you had routed their armies or killed them to the woman
>At first they had been hopeful
>Sunset's mammoth's and her horsemen weren't anything to spit at, and the Northerners' stats weren't anything to laugh at
>But even so, slowly but surely you had ground her down
>Her general had been killed, both of her mammoths had been send packing
>Her Shield Biters had put up one hell of a fight but even they had been destroyed
>The only thing that the bacon-haired girl had on the friend at this point were her horsemen and a single shaman
>But not for long

>>30869332
>Grinning, you crossed your arms against your chest as Sunset looked over the field, her nose scrunched up
>She grabbed a handful of dice
>You did the same
"I need two's to hit and you need six's to save," you said
>"I know, I know," Sunset grumbled. "Just go ahead and roll."
>Giving your dice a shake, you did just that
>Seven hits in total
>Not your best roll of the day, but it would be more than enough to kill her shaman
>Grimacing when she saw your rolls, Sunset threw down her dice
>You watched as they rolled across the board
>Not a single six out of the bunch
>That shaman was dead as a doornail
>"Fucccccccccck," Sunset said under her breath, reaching over and grabbing the shaman
>You chackled as the girls around you groaned
"Now you need to roll for battleshock for your horsemen," you said
>Sunset grabbed her dice
>"Come on baby, mommma needs a new pair of shoes," she muttered, giving her dice a kiss before throwing them
>You both knew that she needed to get fives to keep her women in the battle
>And she did get them, but nowhere near enough
>Half of the remainder of her meager army lost heart and routed
>"Fatherfucker!" Sunset cursed, throwing up her hands
>She could have continued fighting but you both knew that would be pointless
>So, looking up at you, clearly frustrated but with a smile on her face, Sunset knocked the rest of her horsemen over
>The Northerner army had been smashed
>The lizardwomen had prevailed
>As was foretold in the Great Plan
>"Good game, Moondancer," Sunset said, offering you a hand
>You, ever graceful in victory, took it

>>30869338
>As you shook hands, the other girls groaned
>"Dammit, I thought she was gonna get you when she routed your Temple Guard," Lyra grumbled, passing a twenty over to a grinning Twilight.
>"That fucking King Rex was the one that fucked the whole game over," Twinkleshine said, also passing Twilight a twenty. "They really need to nerf that thing in edition ten."
>"Yeah they do."
>"And FUCK those skirmishers."
>"Yeah, fuck the fuck out of those stupid skirmishers. They shouldn't be able to throw their spears while running backwards."
>"And that STUPID poison damage..."
>You just stood there for a few moments, basking in all of the salt
>Yep...
>It was good to be queen...
>Out of the corner of your eye, you could see the store manager making her way to your side
>"Alright, that's another victory for Moonie here," she said. "Does anyone else wanna see if they can take her down, or should we just go ahead and give her that Ghoul Lord?"
>Your grin widened as the girls' let out more groans
>That Ghoul Lord would be PERFECT for the countess army that you were building
>And soon it would be yours
>Soon...
"Come on girls, I could go for another match or two," you said, looking around. "Does anyone want to face the champion for eternal glory?"
>You looked for any challenger to step up but you saw none, only the faces of the crushed and vanquished
>Taking a deep breath, you placed your hands on your hips and took stock in all of your well-earned victories
>It looked like your victory was complete!
>That two-hundred dollar figure was gonna be--

>>30869347
>The little bell on the shop's front door jingled as it was opened
>A slighty draft filled the shop
>Though you had no idea why, the hair on the back of your neck stood on end
>"Hey, am I late for that tournment thing?"
>All around you, girls stiffened
>Eyes widened and jaws dropped
>That...
>That didn't sound like a girl...
>You all looked over to the door, and sure enough the person that was walking toward you wasn't a girl
>It was a guy
>A man
>A member of the opposite sex
>This wasn't the first time that you had seen a guy come in here
>Once or twice a guy would come in here on accident since a nail salon was right next door
>Your dad would always come in here with your mom to pick you up and take you home too
>But this wasn't your dad, or your almost always disappointed mother
>This guy, who you had seen once or twice at school, was holding a bag clearly filled with miniatures, and under his arm was a Battle Mace field guide
>Your stomach tightened in disbelief and even a little fear
>A guy was coming into this store, your store...
>A guy that played these nerd games...
>"Oh geeze," Twilight murmured, fixing her shirt as a blush crept up her neck for some reason. "It's Anon...
>Yeah...
>Anon...
>That was his name...
>Taking after her example, the other girls--even the manager of the store--were quick to do that same
>But not you!
>This was your store and some g-guy wasn't gonna make you try to normiefy yourself!
>Fuck that shit!
>"This is where that tournment is going on, right?" this Anon guy asked.
>The manager, nervously clearing her throat, nodded

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>>30869356
>"Y-Yeah, we're having a tournament today. Yes."
>A smile lit up Anon's face
>"Awesome, I'm not too late am I?"
>"Not too late to sit on my face," Lyra murmured, and was thankfully either unheard or ignored
>Fucking Lyra...
>"Yes, the tournament is still going on," the manager said, adjusting her dirty, greasy dress shirt. "Why, are you g-going to play?"
>"Yeah, I'd really like to!" Anon said with a rapid shake of his head. "I just heard about this place a couple days ago, and since none of the other guys around here play this kind of stuff I thought I'd come and play a match or two."
>The girls around you sucked in a collective breath
>You were pretty sure you also heard Twinkleshine mumble "muh new husbando" too
>Anon, oblivious to this, walked over to one of the tables and unzipped his bag
>"I wanted to come here earlier but I had one hell of a time finding this place," he said, pulling out what looked like a couple of Stunty figures."I tried to ask around, but a lot of people had no idea where this shop was."
>You narrowed your eyes as you looked at them
>For a second, you had thought you smelled the worst kind of normie
>The attention-whore guys that actually had no idea how to play the game and didn't even PAINT THEIR FUCKING MODELS
>But, to your surprise, this Anon guy had his Longbeards painted, and not only were they painted but it looked like he put some real effort into them
>Though it was an unbelieveable thought, you actually had a guy in here that played tabletop games
>The kicker was gonna be whether he played them well or not...
>"So what are we playing? Capture the flag? Elimination? One of the point-racking games?"
>Puffing out your chest, you took a few steps toward him
"W-We're playing elimination," you said. "Fifteen t-thousand points."
>"Awesome," Anon said, pulling out his army and carefully placing them onto the table

>>30869384
>It looked like a standard Stunty army
>A few more Stone Smashers than usual, but nothing that you hadn't seen before
>Pulling out his faction's rule guide, Anon looked around at all of you
>"Hey, does anyone wanna have a match or two?"
>The effect was almost immediate
>Hands shot up, books and minitures were grabbed
>Out of the corner of your eye you could see Lyra whipping out her phone to take a few creeper shots that she'd no doubt jill off to later
>You just frowned
"Actually, the t-tournament was just a-about to be over," you said, before anyone else could open their mouths to speak. "I was going to be the v-victor."
>Anon's eyes snapped toward you
>You did your best to stand your ground
>Don't flinch Moonie...
>Guys smelled weakness like sharks smelled blood...
>"That's fine. All I kind of wanted to do was play a match or two," Anon said, his excitement dimishing somewhat "Is that alright, or are you guys all done for the day?"
>The girls opened their mouths to pip up, but once again you beat them on the draw
>"No, that's f-fine, and y-you can be in the tournament too if y-you want," you said. "B-But you need to beat m-me."
>Anon's smile returned
>"That's fine then! Whatcha playing?"
"L-Lizardmen."
>Anon's gaze snapped down toward your table, where most of your army was still sitting
>You could see him milling something around in his head before he nodded
>"Alright, I'll play you," he said, walking over and pulling his rulebook and guidebook down onto the table
>The other girls were quick to rush over, helping him grab his army and place it on the board you were just fighting on
>You, meanwhile, were trying your hardest not to have a panic attack
>It was going to be alright Moonie...

>>30869394
>It was just another player...
>Another player that was a guy and was a guy that played Battle Mace but still just another player...
>And the Great Plan had no room for mercy
>As Sunset, who looked just as nervous as the rest of you--band or not, guessed she was one of you after all--pulled the rest of her Northern women off of the table you narrowed your eyes at Anon
"J-Just so you know, I'm n-not gonna take it easy on y-you just because you're a g-guy," you said
>Turning around, Anon reached into his bag and pulled out a container full of dice
>Setting it into the table, he looked at you and smiled
>His smile was as genuine as ever, but there was a different look in his eyes
>It was sharper, more... predatory
>"Oh, don't hold back on my account," he said, resting his arms on the table and leaning toward you. "And hey, before we start, how about the two of us make a bet~?"

~_~_~_~_~_~

>Still be Moondancer
>This time, however, you were no longer the victorious lazardwoman leader
>You had lost against the Stuntys
>Actually, lost might not have been the best term
>You got your ass kicked
>Anon had used his army to grind yours down to paste
>Your beasts had been useless, your Skirmishers had gone beserk and had gotten torn to pieces by his Thunderers and artillery
>And somehow, and you had no fucking idea how, he managed to get sneak a unit of dwarves behind you to smash into the rear of your Temple Guards
>You had no fucking idea how he did it
>The dwarves' movement speed was so slow and they were so noisy that it was almost impossible to do that!
>But he fucking did are you had lost because of it!
>You, the mighty tabletop player, have been vanquished on the field!

>>30869052
>>30869072
I barely tolerate Ponk. But damn I would love her if she was always like that.

>>30869325
No? Looks like it's back to Fluterrape...

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>>30869400
>And because of that you had to pay the consequences
>...
>Or whatever the h-hell this was...
"O-Oh j-jeeze... O-Oh g-gosh..."
>A shiver ran up the length of your spine as you felt teeth gently biting your nipple
>Your legs twitched and tensed in ways that they never had before
>If you could have, you'd have probably closed your legs as tightly as you could, and probably curled in on yourself too
>But, since you were straddling something, or s-someone in this case, you couldn't do that
>Anon let out a quiet groan, rubbing his cheek against your left boob
>His hands gave your ass a rough grope as he took in a deep breath
>You bit your lip, squirming awkwardly as Anon switched to the other nipple
>Something was rubbing against your butt
>Something h-hard and t-twitching...
>Ever since you had lost your little game, you had been straddling Anon's lap as he has his way with you
>You honestly had no idea how long you had been sitting there
>It would have been minutes, it could have been an hour
>All you knew was that the whole time you had been doing your utmost to keep yourself from busting an overy
>You failed
>Several times
>You could feel your heart pounding in your chest
>For the first time since third-grade, you desperately wanted to take a puff from your inhaler
>Your legs were wrapped around Anon's middle
>Since you honestly had no idea what to do with your hands, you alternated between resting them on his shoulders, the top of his head, and just holding them in the air while they rapidly opened and closed
>You also couldn't take your eyes off Anon, no matter how hard you tried
>At that moment, Anon was leaving a trail of kisses up your bare chest
>Giving you a smile, he leaned up a bit to give your neck a bite
>Your hips jerked, and your already uncomfortably soaked panties got just a little bit wetter
"F-Fuck..."

>>30869432
>Anon growled into your neck, giving your ass a slap
>Your back arched and your eyes rolled in your skull
>Out of the corner of your eye, you could see the other girls just kind of standing there watching this happen. the manager of the store included
>Since they were just as amazed as you that something like this was happening, not a single one of them seemed to know what to do, all of them red faced and sweaty
>You could see Twilight biting her lip as she played with a tit, her hand down her pants
>There was also Lyra with a grin on her face and her phone in her hand
>...
>Fucking Lyra...
>Your breathing hitched as Anon dragged his t-tongue across your collarbone
"O-Oh my g-gosh... Oh... O-Oh..."
>The shop's front door bell rang
>"Moonie, honey, are you just about done playing with your frie--OH SWEET CRACKERS WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!"
>Though you wanted nothing more than to just keep watching what Anon was doing, you looked over your shoulder
>There, holding a bag of McDannie's, was your dad
>He looked completely horrified, his eyes as wide as you've ever seen them, and a fallen drink soaking into the floor right next to his feet
"D-Dad?! Wha--"
>You bit back a groan as Anon left a trail of kisses down back toward your breasts
>Spreading your buttcheeks, he started mouthing one of your boobs
>Your eyes slowly began to slip shut, your face so red that your cheeks could have started a fire
>Before they fully shut however, you saw your mom standing right next to your dad and, for the first time in your life, you could see her smiling
>And not only was she smiling, but he looked proud
>Very proud
>"M-Moonie! What the h-hell are you doing?!" you dad demanded, taking a step toward you." Who's that boy? W-What are you--"
>Still smiling, your mom placed a hand on your dad's shoulders, stopping him from taking a step further

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>>30869451
>"Hey, you leave that woman alone, hon," she said. "Let her do what the FUCK she wants."
>Winking, she gave you the thumbs-up
>Legs twitching as Anon rubbed his t-thingy in between your buttcheeks, you gave her a thumbs-up back
>T-Thanks mom...

>>30869459
Alright, I'm done

>>30869295
kek master

>>30868785
>>30868879
>>30868920
>Anon's a wise totally-not-crazy jedi master that lives just up the road from the pie's rock farm.
>Teachs the pie sisters to use the force because their quarry has force-sensitive crystals in it and he had nothing else to trade but his skills.
>But mostly he's doing it for the shits and giggles.
Fund it.

>>30869464
dick status: muh
good job LaP

>>30869495
is he a jedi or a sith

>>30869459
If how hard i am right now is anything to go by, me and dick thank you

>>30869515
How about neither because both are stupid persuits that lead to one killing the other or purging.

Absolutes from both ends of the spectrum lead to unhappy lives because there is no balance between the two resulting in the wars as they both try to make balance with eachother.

>>30869515
Neither, they're both faggots.
Why do you think he's hiding out in the bum-fuck nowhere section of the galaxy that has equestria in it.

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>>30869534
>Be Force-User Anon
>You were a Jedi, then you were a Sith, and now you live among ponies
>To make a long story short
>Abandoned the Jedi Order because they were all a bunch of circle jerking hippies
>Abandoned the Dark Side because they were all a bunch of Edge Lord McAutists
>Eventually ended up in Equestria, happy to find a place with no super strict guidelines, the closet thing to one being "don't be a prick"
>yfw meet the nu-Changelings
>yfw the Feeling Forum
>yfw can't escape the hippies

>>30869515
Jedi, I'd say.

A competent Sith would either be running Equestria in under a month or have it burnt to the ground within a week.

>>30869464
I've always wondered with these Anon in Equestria Girls stories, is Anon still supposed to be from a Non-RGR world, or has he just grown up to be a Reverse-Tom Boy?
Anon's situation is even less specified than normal RGRE, where they at least give you a token "Been in Equestria for a [insert period of time]" line.

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>>30868848
just do it

>>30869632
The normal setting is either
>Directly from earth
Or
>Was in RGRE then RGREgQ

>>30869459
We need more RGREqG

>>30868785
I like this idea.

>>30869719
got a source for this pic?

How about an RGRE version of Ten Years?
Anon is originally from earth, but fell into Equestria at a young age and was adopted by Princess Celestia and was raised in the RGRE way. An accident caused Anon to return to Earth without any way back to the grief of his Equestrian family and friends. Anon ends up growing up on Earth, the teasing and bullying for being different causing him to grow up into a bit of a misanthrope who yearns for a way to return to Equestria

>>30869946
There's already a green like that m8. Go ask /mom/. It's pretty good desu

>>30869570
Yes somebody get on this now

>>30869451
>>Out of the corner of your eye, you could see the other girls just kind of standing there watching this happen. the manager of the store included
hol up
kek what

>>30869974
He's asking for an RGRE version of it.

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>>30870030
Shit sorry dude, didn't read that part.

>>30869432
>tfw horse women will never look at your junk like that

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>>30869464
I'm gonna need more stat

Your waifu's reaction to you singing this to her in public.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ThQkrXHdh4

Prompt.
>Old Anon in RGRE.
>Granny Smith takes a liking to him.
>Grosses out grandchildren as she tries to bag the slutty old timer.

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>>30870268

>>30870302
>ywn scream to stupid kids to get the fuck out of your lawn
Sad

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>>30870268

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>>30870268

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>>30870268

>>30870268
>>30870306
>>30870315
>Music magic compels other ponies to join in.
>They even get to feel a sliver of the love you feel for your waifu.
>And after that song ends, the lovey feeling is ripped away again.

>>30870268
He has a nice voice, but I don't think any cover can beat the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqv5b0UjR4g

>>30870348
This is how it would realistically go for Anon if he tried to get with any of the princesses or Mane6, RGRE or no.
They're all celebrities, they aren't going to go for some little shit who's probably hideous by pony standards.
Princess Celestia would be like Equestria's George Cloony, and you'd be like a girl suffering the zika virus. She ain't gonna want your monkey dick when she can have any dick in Equestria.
Are there any RGRE greens where Anon is treated like an ugly bitch in Equestria?

>>30870432
>Mares talking about stallions.
>"What about that Anon, huh? Phew."
>"No kidding, that guy is ratchet. I can only imagine what his heard mates will look like. Derpy, am I right?"
>Giggles all around, and one frown.
>"Come on girls, it's not right talking about a stallion like that. He's more than just his looks. He has a great personality."
>"You can't fuck a personality, sis."

>>30870470
>ratchet
Niggers will never make it to Equestria. Thank God.

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>>30869229
there is a formula to these things. from another thread:
>You are human.
>You are the green-skinned suit-wearer.
>You are called Anon, and Pinkie Pie calls you 'Nonny'.
>Literally the only thing you care to reveal about yourself is that you are human.
>Optional: You were held in an unspecified dungeon for an indeterminate amount of time until Princess Celestia decided you 'weren't a threat' then let you go for some reason.
>It is established that you are sarcastic, but this makes you a likeable rogue.
>You are in Ponyville.
>You somehow have a house, and an income.
>You meet a pony.
>She is intrigued, about the only thing that is notable and interesting about yourself which is: you are human.
>You hit it off within a day.
>After a token attempt at feeble resistance, you decide to mate with her.
>She accepts after using wordplay and alliterated sentences as foreplay.
>HUMAN STAMINA.
>Spraying fluids.
>Narrated pornography happens, after which you fall asleep because nobody writing My Little Pony greentext knows what happens after ejaculation besides closing fifteen browser tabs.
>You decide that this is your life now.
>End of greentext.

>>30870490
These were zebra mares talking.
Damn ziggers.
It's wretched, you hooligans!

But I second the request, are there any ugly Anon RGRE's.
Somebody talented get on this!

>>30870541
Hahaha we hate things and everything is bad, isn't it?

>>30870565
think of it more as an opportunity to identify repeated concepts and ideas and thereby make it easier to create something different. like music, once you understand the formula for pop songs, it becomes much easier to avoid the pitfalls of mass-produced music and make something unique or novel instead.

let it serve as an inspiration to make something new, instead of making you depressed.

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>>30870586
there already exists examples of anons who don't fit the stereotype and don't have a cookie-cutter personality and/or vague backstory:
LaP's powerlifting anon
frostybox's subdued anon
coffee_horse's anon
popped's anon

strange how the stories that stand out the most in this thread all break this "convention" no?

>>30870610
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Because they break conventions, yes?
I think that's the point. Not necessarily that the reader likes the cliches, it's that a lot of writers do those cliches.
Admittedly, these stories still follow some of the cliches, like Anon fucking way out of his league.

>>30870653
Like the powerlifting one where Anon works out a lot, as well as the classic trope of Anon getting to live in Canterlot castle for free, and fucking three princesses.

>>30870669
>powerlifting champion
>super-attractive body to ponies
>gets the attention of powerful political figures based on looks and agreeableness alone
just like women IRL

>>30870679
>just like women IRL
That's not how it works IRL, go out from your basement sometimes.

>>30870541
kek