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>What is this thread about?
This thread revolves around stories about ponies being enslaved.

>Can you elaborate more?
Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.
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CRAAAAWLING IIIIN MY CRAAAAWL
the general
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Steel Steed is best Russian pony. American capitaist glue farm leader Cadence delights in suffering. She is not the people's pony.
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[One-shot] "Sadistic Romance" - Sapphire Shores
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> Bobbing her head to the beat of the music, Sapphire Shores closes her eyes and bounces her weight from side to side. The mare and her band are performing on-stage, and it is the guitar solo now, accompanied by the drums as prominent features of the song. The “Pony of Pop” simply dances and keeps a distance from the standing microphone, rocking her body to the beat as HE, her owner and lover, dazzles the crowd with his version of the guitar solo. She takes her cue from HIM as he provides the vocals just before the ending chorus, and moving her muzzle to the microphone again, Sapphire takes a deep breath before projecting her voice into it.
“Whhoooaaa… How do you… the things you do?… No one I know could ever keep up with you…”

> Just like in rehearsal, the backup singers are doing a fantastic job. They hit their notes just right, and the sound specialist had made sure that their microphone volumes are just nice; their singing do not overpower her own voice as she belts out the remainder of the chorus to the crowd. Coupled with the lights and the fog generated by the smoke machines, the performance of the high-energy pop song is a sight to marvel at.
> “… How do you do! …. Did it ever make sense to you to cry: Bye, Bye Bye?...”
> The pale gold ‘Earth’ pony, with her cobalt blue mane and tail, feels a deep sense of elation as she dances and sings her heart out; seeing her fans below - humans and ponies alike, dancing and singing along with her… It brings the mare much fulfilment and joy. She is living up to her purpose. She is doing what her cutie mark tells her to.
> “Yeeaah! How do you… the things you do? No one I know could ever keep up with you…”
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>>30845088
> Never had she hoped to perform again when she was brought to Earth as a slave, but her owner… her Master… the man on the electric guitar; HE gave her a second chance. He used to be a vocalist and a guitarist in a local band that folded, and after buying her and learning of her talent and history, he decided to give up his career as an accountant and pursue his childhood dream of being a performer again. Turning to give that wonderful man a grin as she sings, the pony catches him smiling warmly back at her, even as his hands seem to be flying over the electric guitar. They are performing together. They are living out their dreams and passions together on-stage in front of a crowd that adores them. Sweet Celestia does she love him so…
> “How do you do!”
> Sapphire flicks her front hoof up in the air as she closes the song proper, and there is a moment when the only thing that can be heard in the stadium is the echo of her last note. Then, the crowd explodes as they applaud the singer and her band, and even as she pants and gasps from the exertion of her performance, the mare can see many of the audience members giving her a standing ovation and waving their light-sticks at her. She grins and bows, stepping back to gesture to each of her band members with a hoof as the crowd whoops, cheers, clap their hands and stomp their hooves to show their appreciation to the musicians.
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>>30845093
> Even as she speaks a few words to the gathered group of humans and ponies, thanking them for their support and wishing them a safe journey home, the singer cannot keep her eyes off her man. She is filled with so much gratitude and joy for the gift that he has given her, and now, all she wants to do is show her appreciation to him. He is a little crude in his speech, and he does have a habit of taking too much alcohol when the opportunity arises, but these are small prices to pay for the love, care and attention he gives her in return. And not to mention, he IS quite handsome…
> Sapphire blushes as naughty thoughts fill her mind, and she makes sure that her tail is firmly covering her backside; later, after this is over, she is going to show how much she loves him… Maybe, she will try THAT THING he suggested three nights ago. It will hurt, from what she has heard from her marefriends, but if it makes him happy...
> The mare smirks as she watches her lover keep the guitar in its case.
> “Tonight… is going to be sensaaational…”
> She muttered that quietly to herself just before she bites her lower lip.
> …

> Things do not always go according to plan. True, Sapphire loves her fans and appreciates the support they show her, but she tries to treat them all equally. Sometimes though, the Pony of Pop has to do more than what was required, especially when her event manager decides to offer private ‘Meet-and-Greet’ sessions without informing her first. They had talked about this, and after some… well, heated negotiations, she has decided to just offer three sessions tonight.
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>>30845100
> The singer smiles warmly as the small group of pony mares take their leave from her dressing room. They seem so happy as they bounce around their owner, practically prancing out the door as they giggle and thank him for his generosity. In the brief moment before the next (and last) session, the ‘Earth’ pony mare lets her smile falter as the reality of her situation sinks in. Earth… This world, and this country… has institutionalised slavery. More specifically, pony slavery. Slavery of her kind. Despite the legal protections that are offered to them by the Human government, ponies are still… property.
> Sapphire snatches up a glass of water and downs it quickly, feeling that sense of indignity flare within her. It is not fair at all… Ponies are sapient beings; no different from a human… and yet, her kind is treated no different from animals.
> No… not even animals. Equestria had animals, and even THEY are not subjected to the abuses and cruelty that she has come to witness and learn of during her time here on Earth. During her time in the pony slave auction houses.
> Ponies are objects. Items. Commodities… Not persons.
> “Dammit… Celestia dammit.”
> Sapphire sighs deeply in sorrow, but as her gaze rests on the photograph on her dressing table, the mare allows herself a smile. It is a picture of HIM and her; she is between his arms as he holds her to his chest, and they are sitting on a picnic mat on the beach, grinning widely and cheekily at the camera in a ‘selfie’ pose. That man is HIM: her owner… her Master… and her lover.
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>>30845108
> Reaching a hoof over to touch the glass, the pony sighs again, but it is one of contentment and gratitude this time. The performer feels lucky to have been chosen by him – she knows this; he is kind, generous and a wonderfully decent human, so different from the others of his kind. He bought her because he wanted a pony to look after the house when he is working, but living together as lonely singles, their relationship quickly blossomed into a love that is fierce, powerful and passionate, especially after he discovered her love for music is something that they both shared.
> And the sex… Oh Luna’s big blue plot, the sex. He is so gentle, yet so passionate. Bold and daring, yet considerate and loving. He is everything she ever dreamed-
> *Knock* *Knock*
> “Sapphire? This is Alan, the holder of a VIP pass. He is here to see you and-”
> There was an unusual sound after the voice gets cut off abruptly, as if something heavy, like a sack of fruit, has dropped to the ground. That voice belonged to her event manager, right outside her door, and there seems to be a scuffle of sorts as she listens.
> “Preppy? Prepped Clipboard? Are you okay? Hello?”
> The mare frowns as she sits up in her chair, turning to the door as she waits for her event manager to open it. Sapphire was about to call out again when the door does open, and immediately she freezes at what she sees. A hooded human male steps in, carrying an unconscious Prepped Clipboard inside the dressing room with an arm across the stallion’s chest. The man’s face is obscured by a balaclava, and itt is then that the singer’s blood turns cold – that human has a revolver pressing on the pony’s temple. Kicking the door closed, the intruder growls at her.
> “Keep your voice down, darling, or your dear friend here will get a bullet in his cutesy little pony head.”
> The mare’s eyes widen in shock and fear. Sweet Celestia, this isn’t happening… This cannot be happening…
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>>30845114
> “Wha-… Don’t hurt him! P-please! W-what… what do you want? Who are you? Please, don’t hurt him!”
> It was all she can stammer out in her panic. Her mind is a blank, and she is already sweating profusely. Her eyes dart to her event manager and back to meet the assailant’s own. When he speaks again, she can HEAR the smirk in his voice.
> “You. I want you, darling. Sapphire Shores; the famous “Pony of Pop”. You are coming with me if you don’t want this bastard to breathe through the side of his head.”
> Sapphire’s gaze follows the man’s pistol as he uses it to gesture towards the door. The man then flicks the weapon back to her friend’s head.
> “Parking lot B. Just down the hallway. Blue sedan; boot’s already open. Move, now.”
> Not once did she think to defy him. Sapphire has undergone… well, training… during her time in the auction house, and despite her lover and Master’s efforts to rehabilitate her, the impulse to immediately obey a given order overwhelms all other thought processes, especially since her friend’s life is in danger. Numbly and almost immediately, the mare canters out of her dressing room, heading towards the mentioned parking lot with the intruder following close behind.
> How this crazed man managed to sneak in is a question only the Princesses can answer, but that is the least of Sapphire’s concerns now. All she can think of is to comply… to obey… and to submit. Fear is generally never kind to a person’s rationality.
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>>30845119
> The instant he reaches the car, the man drops Prepped Clipboard and pockets the pistol. Before the mare can react, he reaches down and wraps an arm around her waist causing her to scream and flail. He punches the pony in her stomach, knocking the wind out of her before tossing her in the boot. Sapphire does not give in; she fights him with every ounce of strength she can muster, using her hooves, teeth and even the crown of her head in her struggle to get free. With adrenaline coursing through her system, her mind is now focused on two things: First, looking for any openings that her assailant is leaving for her, so she can exploit them to hurt the bastard who wants to take her; and second, getting away from him so she can go back to her owner and lover.
> Snarling, the man grips her tail and pulls hard, and the resulting burst of pain leaves the mare gasping and choking for breath. Clenching her eyes tightly as tears escape them, Sapphire grits her teeth and grimaces, unable to even yell as the agony of that brutal action completely incapacities her. All she can do is arc her back as an intense fire flares in her back. Then, the world becomes dark as her assailant slams the boot shut.
> “Sapphire!”
> For just that brief moment, the mare’s attention shifts to the sound of her name as she recognises that voice, but the pain in her back snatches away her focus almost immediately. It is HIM. HE has come for her. HE is going to-
> *Tunk!* *Tunk!*
> The semi-sealed confines of the boot make the sounds from the outside seem strangely muffled and distorted, but those two distinct sounds are clear to the singer. They are gunshots.
> Pounding her hooves weakly at the padded roof of the boot, Sapphire’s crying becomes harder and more frantic as she realised what has just happened. No… Not HIM… Please not HIM…
> “… no…. Celes… no… please… no”
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>>30845121
> Her soft, pained mutters of protest and disbelief are drowned out by the sound of the engine starting, and the injured mare can only sob in despair as she feels the car moving off. She had known HIM for five months. Her Master and lover… only five months… And just when she thought her life has changed for the better… when she thought that she has found happiness again, here on Earth… this happened.
> Sapphire Shores cries and cries; it is the only thing she can do, other than gasp in pain when the vehicle hits a bump on the road. All that she can focus her mind on is that picture of him and her on the beach… and what he suggested three nights ago. The mare should be worried about what is going to happen to her. She should be worried about trying to get the Celestia-damned boot opened. She should be worried about her event manager… but all she can think of is HIM, and him alone. His safety. His well-being. His happiness. And his immense love for her.
> If only… if only she had agreed to do it.
> If only.
> …

> Sapphire’s breathing is shallow and weak. Her body just felt like a huge bruise. She is laying motionless on the floor of her rusted cage, in the dimly-lit basement of the assailant’s house.
> Why did she do it? Why did she tell him? He… he was so cruel… He… exploited that. He exploited her honesty… Honesty; one of the Elements! The mare lived up to it… but it did not bring her Harmony at all. It brought her pain. It hurt her.
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>>30845123
> That night, six days ago, when the singer was dragged by screaming by her mane from the car and into this… abyss, he forced her to list off romantic things she did with HIM - her owner and lover. Her captor, or “Daddy”, as she now is forced to call him, apparently knew HIM, and from what little she managed to gather, he seems to have a grudge or jealousy of some sort towards HIM. Whatever their history, “Daddy” meant it when he said he will make her suffer for being HIS. He used that list he made for his amusement, and the mare suffered much as a result.
> Just now, he did give her “a massage that she would never forget” as he promised; similar to how her owner and lover did it with his wonderful hands and fingers, being firm and yet so wonderfully gentle, he also used his as well… except that he pressed and pushed with extreme force, attacking and bruising the pressure points on her already dehydrated, starved and sleep-deprived body. The mare screamed until her throat is burning, choosing to just give “Daddy” what he wanted: her voice; her “beautiful voice that holds so much passion”, as how he puts it. He is gone now, having raped the barely conscious mare after she had no more strength to give any form of reaction to his brutal and sadistic treatment of her.
> Staring at the same rusted metal gate of her cage for the past five minutes now, Sapphire Shores does not move a muscle except for the light heaving of her chest. She couldn’t even cry anymore – she simply does not have the strength, nor the will to do so. Instead, she just lays on the floor, her entire body aching and throbbing painfully as she cursed herself.
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>>30845126
> Why DID she tell him what they did? Why couldn’t she have kept that list shorter? That was the “massage”, the second item on the list, and already, Sapphire knows she will probably not survive all five of them. The first was a “bath”, where “Daddy” covered her with entire body with hot sauce and left it on her coat overnight, four days ago. How she screamed and cried and trashed that night – her body was on fire, and the sauce BURNED her mercilessly, and even after the thorough cleansing she received the next morning, her body continued to torture her for the next three hours. The mare was sure that even the worst monsters in Equestria were not subjected to such immense cruelty even in Tartarus, and she prayed earnestly that no pony should ever, EVER, have to go through what she did. The pain… that fire… It was excruciating. If she survives this, the mare would probably never want to take spicy food again.
> Even in her weaken and numb state, Sapphire Shores feel silent tears leak from her eyes. Death is welcomed – she has gone through two of the items on that list, and already, the mare does not want to live anymore. A bath and a massage; two innocent and loving acts as given by HIM, were twisted and warped into versions that mocked the comfort and care that she felt with her owner and lover when HE did those things to her. Now, she still has three more items to go through: a candlelit dinner, a serenade and a sunbath, and she dreads what “Daddy”’s twisted mind will turn those into. He never even gave proper reasons for doing the things he did, and strangely enough, this was what bothered the singer the most, above the suffering he has caused her.
> Why are they so different? “Daddy” and HIM? Why is the latter so kind, generous and loving, and the former so evil, selfish and cruel? What kind of world produce persons like “Daddy”? What did he go through that made him so different from HIM? What happened that-
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>>30845133
> The sudden sound of shouting from above earned itself only a slight twist of her head as Sapphire Shores moved her eyes and ears towards the sound. Hurting too badly to move, the mare barely even jumped when there was a burst of gunfire from above. Instead, she closes her eyes and prays in her heart for the Princesses to grant her deliverance from her sorrow and pain, and to allow her to be reunited with HIM in Harmonic existence. HE believed in an afterlife, but she did not; yet, the thought of having some form of unity after death does feel comforting in its own way. She wants to see HIM again… To love HIM again, and receive HIS love. Celestia knows how much she wants HIM by her side again.
> Several pairs of muffled thumps are coming from the direction of the stairs, and the mare slowly shifts her gaze towards the new arrivals. Other humans; two of them, but dressed in a funny attire: they are wearing almost all-black, complete with helmets, boots and a variety of other equipment on a black vest that looks heavy, and their faces are covered by balaclavas. Yet, the thing that captures her attention most are the items in their hands; these humans are armed with weapons.
> Watching them silently and without moving, Sapphire notes how they spread out to check the basement for any other inhabitants before the both of them move to the front of her cage. One of them; a male, from his physique, busies himself with the lock on the cage door, while the other human kneels down in front of her. This one is female, judging from the sound of her voice as she reaches a hand up to push a button on her radio.
> “Charlie to Zulu. Charlie to Zulu. We have located and secured the package at Lima Bravo; she is conscious but immobile. Injuries look bad. Requesting a medical team. Over.”
> Even in her weakened state, the pony manages a small frown.
> What? “Package”? “Lima Bravo”? What about “Daddy”? Who are these people? What do they-
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>>30845136
> Removing her helmet and sliding off her balaclava, the kneeling human is a pretty and young Chinese lass with a her hair in a bun; her facial features are sharp, complete with a set of small lips and a pair of hazel eyes. She is smiling gently at Sapphire when the other human reproaches her.
> “God dammit Charlie! You know we are not supposed to-”
> Her response is swift and curt as she glares up at him.
> “Fuck off Anon! She is scared of us, alright? Let me do this my way, dammit!”
> “Fine. You answer to Zulu later. He’ll kick your ass for this.”
> Ignoring her colleague, “Charlie” turns to smile at the motionless pony. Her gaze is soft and her voice is gentle.
> “Sapphire Shores? We are officers from an Equestrian Citizens Affairs Department Rescue Team. We are here to help you and bring you to your Master. He is waiting for you at Florence General Hospital, where you too, will be receiving emergency medical care.”
> The pony can only blink in surprise and disbelief. Is she… Is HE… What…
> “Charlie” reaches a hand through the metal bars and touches the mare’s dirty and dishevelled mane, trying to reassure her as best as she can while her partner continues his attempts to open the lock with a tool.
> “You heard me. Your Master is alive, and we are going to bring you to him. You are safe now, Miss Shores. It’s over.”
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>>30845140
Did a one-shot for the fun of it, and I used the BICT universe as the setting. Do let me know what you think, yeah?

Stay awesome! ^^
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>>30845150
>Actually wanting to be with HIM.
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Should I post my stuff here?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HMfKvqvruj3QIWFsR2YVbF_9wxNVsNaCPB7e5lDetDQ/edit
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>>30845071
>I have literally no clue what goes on in here but I'll just assume it's an edgefest based off the title
I also like to have opinions on things I know nothing about
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>>30845205
True presidential material here.
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>>30845156
I was wondering why did you not after editing
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>>30845205

>>30845123
>> Her soft, pained mutters of protest and disbelief are drowned out by the sound of the engine starting, and
>>30845126
>> That night, six days ago, when the singer was dragged by screaming by her mane from the car and into this… abyss,

oh yes, clearly nothing edgy going on here

piss off
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>>30845233
Yeah, thanks, man. Few ppl has pre-read this mess. But still, should it be put here?
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>>30845262
Wtf not
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>>30845237
I don't think you know what edgy is. It's okay for you to admit you're retarded. You clicked on a general you know you didn't like because you wanted to make a le epick trol first post, and now it's time for you to piss off.
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>>30845237
Well, that edgefest at least was somewhat inventive, not all cliche.
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>>30845269
I've been following this thread from the beginning, triggered nigger. It has gotten noticeably more edgy over time.
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>>30845281
And I've been following you since the beginning and you've been getting noticeably more retarded over time.

See? I can make shit up, too.
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>>30845281
then either leave or write your own stuff.
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>>30845289
Except you didn't
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>>30845281
This thread has only gotten more hugboxxy over time you fucking sperg
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>>30845306
Touche
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> Can you writestraights keep them in character?
damn
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K, there's one retarded story I wrote when I was drunk and stuck in the elevator for the whole night
"Escape into the Wild" - Rainbow, AJ

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> Be Anon

> Slave poners have been a thing for almost a year now, but you quit being overly enthusiastic about this shit. You used to give a damn before, but you just didn't have enough money or the will to buy one, then make it happy, buy all her friends and send them back to wherever they came from.

> You know, standard procedure.

> Like a ponified regular shitty plot from those chinese harem cartoons.

> All the slaves that you could have saved had already either disappeared, been beaten to death, ripped apart by stray dogs, or gone somewhere where you couldn't find them. Not that you had the will to do so anyways That's usually what happens when you do the same stuff over and over again without changing anything in your life. Can't really get excited for anything and truly care for anyone. Or anypony. All the money for their lives already spent on booze and expensive gaming gear. Bad endings just keep happening here and there. Still have two kidneys though.

> Happy thoughts aside, today was your 25th birthday, and you decided to go on a camping trip today to fulfill your boring-ass life or whatever. Alone.
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> After parking your car on some decent looking piece of wasteland, you spend about half an hour setting your camp and preparing something that looks like a soup on an open fire.

> What better to do in the woods, alone with the mother nature in the middle of the night?

> Getting drunk and surfing the web on your cheap-ass chinese tablet, of course!

> SergeantHorseFucker64 is now online and horny. Feels like you were in your old apartment on a dusty office chair again, and no fresh air and calm nature sounds can take it from you.

> But while trying for the third fucking time to send a world changing shitpost, you noticed something.

> Two dark figures were slowly heading your way.

> Fffu-uck! Take a photo and send it right away! They won't believe it! Screw getting a metal bat in your tent, this is more important! Hope it hasn't reached the bump limit yet.

> Two shits that look like wolves were only about 20 feet from you.

- Hey…
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>>30845269
>>30845289
Did someone forget his nap today?
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> *flash*

> It talked? O-o-oh...

- "Whoa! What gives?..." - said skinny blue talking wolf thing.

> When you took a better look at it, there was a pony on your screen with a dirty rainbow hair and another orange one with a cowboy hat.

> Escaped ponies, that's for sure.

> The orange one spoke this time:

- "Uh... hey there, fella."

> shit, wait, cowpon...
*send* *send* *send*

> You're a retarded drunked oxygen waste crap factory

- "That's some r'ly delish stuff ya made ther', ah can smell it mile away, ya know. Don'cha mind tah share sum with us?"

> Well, mother Celestia love me between armpits with a bar chair, what a lovely night.

k, play it cool

> "Sure, you like spicy stuff? Or you can wait a bit and I'll make you a salad. Well, salad..."

> They start slowly surrounding you.
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> "Some canned corn, korean carrot, a few apples... uh... some bread? Really fresh bread, we can roast..."

- No can do, sugah. Ah’m mighty sorry, but we'll have sum of these, with everythang ya got on top.

> yo

- Yeah, we’ll take your stuff. And we’ll do horrible things to you. The same horrible things that you bald alien motherbuckers did to us and all of our friends and families! - blue shouts.

> Gee, first time ever you're talking to ponies who aren’t somebody's property and they're trying to kill/rape(?) ya for a birthday cake. But, uh... like, really now? You most likely weigh more than them combined, and you're too drunk to be scared now. Or maybe not quite drunk enough, but still you remember one myth that alcohol can't make you more pumped up for awhile. Not believing that bullcrap for a second.

> You're still sitting dumbfounded.

> "Lovely. Can’t we talk about this? Just for a sec?"

> In response, the cowpony turns around, ready to buck you in the fayc

> Jesus Christ on a gyroboard, pony, don't show me that

> "Yeah, sure, It's in my favor, I get it. Maybe later."

- Ya-a-a-ah! - a sudden adorable warcry comes from behind.

> Blue pony has wrapped her hooves around your neck, presumably trying to keep you in place. She could have bucked you from behind, first... first maybe you gotta protect your head, don't wanna fall unconscious and miss all the... plot twists.

- Now, AJ! - she shouts in your ear as she presses her head into the back of your neck.


> Aww.
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>>30845367
Wow. You fucking got me, there. Excellent comeback, my dude
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> With all your drunken might you cover your face with both of your arms and jump back, carrying the light pegasus with yourself on the way.
> Oh, did I mention that you were tall and totally not skinny? Just like irl!
> Her connected buck hurts a bit on your elbow. And by a bit you mean a lot. Your reflexes kick in in time and you press your arm on the ground while landing, avoiding falling on a blue pony.
> One hundred pushups, one hundred situps!
> The orange one immediately closes the distance and prepares to buck again. You grab the pegasus from behind by her hooves and stand up, throwing her over your shoulder, but get bucked in the chest by the almighty redneck horsie. Ignoring the pain, you try to protect both of you again and grab her mid-air, to avoid her getting hurt by landing, but then trip on your own junkie tablet and softly land with her on a cowpony, sandwiching her between you two.

> Pomf!

> After the longest 3 seconds of your life, you pinched her ear and whispered in it:

> "Not gonna work."

"Get off!!"

> And immediately you do, raising your arms in defence, feeling a bit disappointed. But she is still laying on top of orang... AJ and giving you a death stare.

> "You ok, pony?"

> God, you need a camera right now.

"Uhm... hint-hint?" - said cowpony

> Her expression suddenly reddens

"Oh..."

> It feels like a broken ribs cliche in your chest kicks in. Everything is worth seeing guilty looking ponies later, hopefully.
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>>30845380
I want reddit to leave.
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> One awkward positions changing later.

"I got'im good, Rainbow. Ah think."

> Yeah, that ^

> So she's a Rainbow. Those weird red indian names, man. And what does AJ stand for? Acres Job?

"Nice job, AJ. Let's finish off this smelly pony rapist!"

> - Charmed.

> She sighs slowly.

"One by one."

"You n' me, gal"

> After a brief scuffle of some horse mma, headbutts, bucks, and trying to choke you to death from them, and some retarded wwe from your side, including just catching, holding, pushing and throwing them around, the two seemed to finally exhaust themselves, barely standing and panting loudly. Well, you too, covered in bruises and hyperventilating, but... trying to do it quietly, to make them think that you're not tired. And keepin' it cool.
Shit, dizzy! Screw it, turn around. Breathe... breathe...

"Ha! *pant* C'mon, AJ. We got it!"

"R-ra... *pant* ...bow, ah... don... *pant* thi...k... think... *pant* that..."

"Just... a final push *pant* one... two..."

> oh ffs

> "Listen, pony. - You said, still facing back - I don't want to hurt you. While you were trying your hardest to kill me, I didn't even land a single punch on you."

"It's... it's cause you can't!"

> - You seriously thi...

"...and too slow!"

> "You seriously think that I was fighting back for real?"
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"*pant* don't try to save... your monkey ass!"

" *pant* D-dash... *pant* s-s... uh..."

"Face it, buddy, you're screwed!"

> Oh, well. Let me show you, then. Have you heard about pepper spray?

> You can hear her gulp, heading to your backpack at the tent. You've picked your handy metal bat from a small section. Always bring a metal bat.

> "Can you see that thing? I could knock down a bear with it."

> You duck and hit a nearby rock with it for demonstration. And nothing happens. You roll it in your arm for some reason, like you were holding it wrong. Then you hit it again and the rock cracks in half.

> "Yeah, I've never hit a bear with it, but... that can happen."

> Now she look terrified, as you start walking towards her.

> "Now step closer to me so I can prove it."

"Eh... em..."

> "Not feeling like it? That's fine. But you can always run away, not like me. - You throw your bat away, but not too far - Well, technically, you can outsprint me, but not outrun. Its because we have superior buttcrac..."

"Three! Ya-a-ah!"

> You turn to face a pony bum banshee again, jumping on you and throwing her skinny hoofsies around, while you just sidestep her and do ws2, ewgf, df+1~2, double hellsweep into... you catch her by the ribs and try to push to the ground, while her back legs connect with surface and she pushes back, making you both land on your butts.
Wait a sec. You’re holding her from behind, arms wrapped around her belly and torso, while she is jiggling and shaking in your grasp, trying to get free. Those pony ribs. This fluffy dirty belly. Good lord.
> ...
> A rainbow toilet brush hitting you in the chin has turned you back to reality. Seems like she hurt herself more than you with that headbutt. Just pet it.

"AJ!"

> Oh shit, wait! Her! You immediately turned your head around, while Rainbow was still kept in place.

> ...

> Well, shit. Countryside down. She just fainted. Shit. Uh-h...
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"AJ, what's taking you?! Just buck this ape! What are you waiting for?!"

> You stand with her and turn, gently placing her on the ground. Without a single word she sprinted to her friend and started shaking her on shoulders.

"Hey, hey! What happened?! AJ?! What..."

> Now she's looking at you, teary - eyed.

"You monster! What did you do to her?!"

> "You're a bit of a dummy, aren't ya? - you said, getting back to your supplies."

"What did you do?!"

> "She did that to herself. Getting into a slapstick fight on an empty stomach might be not the brightest idea ever. When was the last time she ate something?"

"Few days... maybe. Or five..."

> ...

"What... u-u-u-h-h... what we do now?"

> We. Ok, that! It happened too quick.

> "M'sorry? "We"?"

> You're being an evil ass and enjoying the hell out of it. Not in a bad way though. Or was it?

"I... It's... ..."

> So desperate. Oh man.
> So, what do we have for the occasion? There’s a full bottle of pineapple juice, not like 100% fresh, but cheaper and with a shitload of sugar in it. That's kinda what we need right now. Green apples. Quite sweet, despite being green. Slice some.

"AJ... Wake up..."

> Shit, this is getting out of hand. K, yogurt... how old is it?
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"You're... you're scared her!"

> You give her an "are you shittin' me?" look, then get back to digging.

> "Neh."

"She was scared..."

> "Not the case."

"Why would..."

> Why would I care? Like she doesn’t want me to care? Choosing sides, eh? She's so lost and confused. Not lovely. Fuck yogurt, also. Gotta need some ammonia to wake her up. Or just choke her with juice while she's... oh fuck that's definitely sounds like sobbing.

> Rushing to the first aid kit under the driver seat, you've picked everything you need and quietly approach her from behind. Rainbow stepped towards you to protect her friend, still giving you that unsure look.

> Alright, time to talk. You should try to explain it to her. You should be careful. Tell her what you're gonna do. Tell her that you're just trying to help. Tell her... or she might be not that smart. Like, what you are doing approaching her with sugar goodies and an aid kit? Like, shit, can you stop fucking around? Explain it... Tell her that everything will be ok...

> You looked straight in her teary eyes that were impossible to not feel pity for. And waved a napkin covered in ammonia in her muzzle.

"Ackgh!! Au-ugh!!"

> "Shoo"

> Good enough. Then do that to her friend. She's gonna do that? The first thing that's gonna... yup, she definitely scrunched her muzzle.

"Acho!" - Rainbow was already sitting beside you, not caring about anything, just wanting to make sure that her friend is ok.

> "eww"

> Gotta give it to her. A juice bottle, that is.
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>>30845150
enjoyable. too bad you stopped before the reunion.
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> "Take it. The deadliest pony poison ever created."

> ...

> "Don't drop it, give it to her."

"The hell do you want with it, psycho?!"

> Sigh...

> "Rainbow, when she's gonna wake up, I don't want her seeing my ugly bruised ape face first. Give that juice to her, she might use some sugar right now. Then we gonna feed her something, starting with these apples. She likes apples, right?"

> She took it. And just held it, unsure of anything. God fuck!

> "Look, I already told you that I don't want to hurt you both, even if I did by accident, but you need to trust me right now. AJ needs..."

> ...

"Needs... my help?"

> "Well, actually, she's gonna be fine. Nothing life threatening, just exhausted. Yup. Why do we even start this drama?"

> Don't make her think about the fight!

"M-m-p-h..."

> "Oh, wow! Its... definitely not a miracle. Just give her that, gonna be easier."

> She's still Looking at it. Like, what the...

"Drink it."

> "Uh... me?"

"Drink it."
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> "I'm fi... oh, for fc sake, Rainbow!"

> You grab your bottle, took a few glugs and gave her back.

> "Au-ugh, damn, why would I do-o that?! The pain! Everything becomes dark! Lord, forgive me for.. I... Are you gonna give it to her or not?"

> She was about to, but... that cowgirl was already chewing on an apple slice from the plate. And got hugged hard. Just a speechless hug. And some quiet sobbing.

> ...

> Well, that was definitely a lovely sight. You could admire it endlessly. Come to think of it, you're really glad they escaped from whatever they've been. Just a two loyal friends trying to survive in that pure concentrated stinkiest hangover infected green shithole we proudly call home. Needless to say, you want to take care of them. It's just... something just hits you during that fight. *Ba Dum Tss!* And you won't give up on them. You're gonna stick together. Blah - blah - blah, feelings, tears, heart attacks, smell of burned food, it's burned soup, god fucking dammit.

> Oh look, she hugged back. And you still feel like you can put a Hitler to shame. Oh well... gotta fix it, gotta hit the desserts earlier. Gotta unpack the cake. Gotta slice it. Gotta serve it.

> "Hey, girls, want some cake?"

"A cake?!" - they responded in unison and stared at the plates hypnotically.

> "Yeah, not home made. I didn't bake it myself. Enjoy."

"Wait... hold on fer a sec, how come yah... uh..."

> "The only Human Prince Ernesto, the great man-army wanderer legend! Battle type."

"Holy pony feathers!" - shouted dumn cyan horse

"Rainbow, what's..."

> "Name's Anonymous."
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"Oh..."

"Just... land sakes, what the heck happened when ah was out? Ah thaught yer g'na kill us. Why are we still alive n' breathin'?"

> Shit. Like, really? Why would they think of that? Maybe because their previous experiences? Like, pony is being killed over a broken dish. Or because they did triey to kill YOU. For food. You gotta tell them truth. Tell them, that they're too damn cuddly to kill.

> ...

> "Meh..."

> *Loud applause* Face-palm-plause.

"What? Why is he feedin' us, Rainbow?"

> Yeah, why, Rainbow?

"Ehm... Dunno"

> *same*

"A... Ah don' get it..."

"Hmph, whatever..." - said Tsudash

> "Girls. I am mad at you for trying to kill me for this food. And this... is not decent of me. Listen, I'm not gonna hurt you, nor do anything bad to you and this is not a trap. If you don't believe me, then you can go. Heck, you always can, I have no right to even mention about holding you, I'm not. For now, just enjoy the cake and give me some time to wrap my head around it. If you need anything, I would be nearby. Is that ok?"

"Gosh darn... I dunno what tah say..."

"Cool by me!"

> "Right..."

> As you are about to walk away, you are suddenly tapped from behind.
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"Ah... wait, ah don..."

"Applejack! Are you crazy?!"

> Applejack, huh.

"No, Dash, ah'm not."

> Dash...

"Lissen, ah mighty... ah have no words right now, but ahm really, truly sorry 'bout assaultin' you, Mr. Amani-mouse. I ahm very honest. We had no choice, it's been either that, or dyin’ from hunger. Ah don' 'spect yah tah understand, but..."

> You put a finger on her lips.

> "Hush."

"That's right, AJ! Snap out of it! He's nice and all, but don't you forget you can't trust no human!? You just relax for a minute, and you're sleeping in a cage again!"

"Now, Rainbow, I know that yer..."

> "She's right."

"Hu-uh?"

"Huh..."

"So ya tryin'... to..."

> "No, wait... you're not giving me time to properly think about it after all, but that's fine. I, uh..."

> Or maybe you need one. Just a bit.

"Yeah, spit it out!"

> Dumb horse.
> What do I want these two to know? Or rather, what they need to know?
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"And you, come back here! Stop being so close! "

> There's gonna be one of the longest roads. A road to their trust. And trust is always gained.

"Back away from him!"

"Ah..."

> From all the victims you've seen, they seemed quite normal. There were so many broken ones. Doing anything they were asked to do without a hint of hesitation. Doing horrible things.

"He din' kill us, Rainbow!"

"So?! He might use us later!"

> Cleaning house, do all the work around it and getting beaten for flaws was considered a decent place for a pony to stay.
You're weak. You are bad example of a human being. You know that. There might be even longer road for you to forgive yourself, because...

"Can you just step away from him for once?! AJ! Are you still dizzy?! Snap out of it! Eat a darn cake!"

> You knew it was wrong. You could barely believe that humanity can lower the plank that much. Reach resources? Wildlife? Refuse to share technologies, secrets? Magic can wipe out humanity? A threat?

"Aint nothin' to do with taht! Yer the one who should open yer eyes!"

> You had friends who owned them. Relatives, co-workers. And you had a habit to avoid them. To not witness their suffering by accident. Because there's not much that you can do. And still...

"Always blinded by yer ego! This fella is tryna ta help and yer makin' it hard for him!"

> You felt pity. You felt terrible when you saw them. And you're not alone. There's a lot of people organizations doing anything to change it. And even then, you just ignored everything. One of the reason you started drinking. Like that's gonna make it any easier for you.

"Are you lost it? Me, blind? Have you forget everything that happened last year?"

> So many times you wanted to help. Those only times you see them getting abused. You're angry. You want to change it. Then it all dies out. You never had been able to keep it. Which has never failed to constantly drive you insane.
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"It's not being blind, it's being self-conscious! They're a threat! Every last..."

> But for now, you had these two. A godsend. A small beginning, the first step. A tiny push. A little snowflake to roll down the hill. And not melt away instead like it always does.

"One of em'? That's what yer g'na say? He's a threat? Heck, if ah would be captured again by s'mone, a'd like it ta b' him!"

> You have to be careful. Take small steps. Do everything you can to protect them. Make their life easier. Never even close to the life they had before, it's beyond your reach. But still... do you best and make at least something...

> Alright... Tiny steps.

> This fucking booze, man...

"Are you kidding me-e-e, AJ?!"

> "Listen here, you donkey cunt!!"

"He-e-ey!!"

> "Its pretty fucking clear that you don’t and won’t ever trust me, and that's not even close to being unreasonable. It's an obvious thing to do! After all they've done... no, not gonna touch that. I don't know anything. I have no goddamn idea what you've been through. Look, I know you won't believe me, but I'll spill it anyway. *Sigh* ... I... I never wanted..."

> uh...

> You feel a hoof placed on your thigh.

"It's ok, mister. Don' rush it."

> That's kinda heartwarming, but you don't deserve it yet. Just carefully lift her and place close to Rainbow.

"Whoa there!>

> Dash just holds her and looks at you angrily.

> "I'm... Truth is, I'm ashamed of my species. I'm ashamed to be a human..."

"Sheesh..."
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> "...All this dimension opening - resource war, enslaving - I never wanted it! Many people don't. It's just happened too fast. And... It just blows my mind to this day! How could anyone treat an another intelligent being as a talking pet? I still can't believe it. This is wrong at so many..."

"*Ya-awn!*"

"Why of all the..."

"What? I've heard this conversation a gazillion of times before! You think you're telling us something new?"

> Actually, yeah... she might have.

> "Right..."

"Ugh... hold it right there, gurl. Now, Amanee-mos..."

> Those eyes...

"Are ya being honest with us right now?... *gulp* Do yah?"

> "I... Yes. I am. I understand your actions. I can take care of you. I can take you to my place and give..."

"Pf-f-f... hell no!"

"Ah, ya have somethin' better in mind, Dash?"

"How can I know If he's not trying to to trick us? Willingly going with him just like that? Nice try! "

> ...

"After all, It's just wo-ords..." - said Tsudash

> "Actually, she might have a better idea, Applejack."

"Huh?!" - they gasped in unison.
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> "That's right. I can't think of something better, at least for now. So I'll let you do that for me. What do you two want me to do so I can help you?"

"Ya already doi..."

"Heh... now we're talking!"

"Rainbow..."

"Say... - she said, scratching her chin - can you, like... I dunno, kill another human?"
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That's it for now. I have a lot of following to this in my head, just lemme know if you want this retardation to keep going
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>>30845518
I didn't spend all that time editing it so you could not continue writing
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>>30845518
continue
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Gotta try to drown myself with beer again. Thanks
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>>30845518
Either stop double spacing everything or stop writing
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>>30841231
Somehow missed commenting on this.

I say we take the pegasus too. Professional doesn't seem like what we're aiming for with this visit, and our earth pony seems a bit too aggressive. But our pegasus? Seeing Bash flustered and uncertain will be great, and the pegasus will be putting some effort into this too.

I'll also say I really like how your wrote Fleur in this. She's a slaver, even a sex slave owner, but on the other hand her ponies are well-cared-for and obviously happy. They aren't afraid to be seen with 'contraband' around their mistress. It's a nicely different take on the typical evil-dirty-brothel stereotype here.
> Dat cute little image, though.

>>30827026
Sort of wondering how you're going to distinguish Arnold from Anon in the main bit of the story. I mean, besides Twilight getting spanked by Anon, you may want to start establishing differing character traits for them to define themselves by.

>>30845150
It's effectively a whole story stuffed down into a handful of posts, and unfortunately suffers for that. There's nothing exactly wrong with this story, per se - nothing I can point to and say 'this is bad'. Heck, there's quite a bit good: The relationship Sapphire has with her owner sounds quite interesting to see in action, as would her thoughts on being allowed to fulfill her talent again.

It's just that when you crunch down all that development into such a short space, it ends up feeling kind of hollow. You spend so much time infodumping about what has happened to her, that it all comes out dry and emotionless. I can't feel that bad about her, or seeing her master shot, when I've barely seen their relationship. Similarly, just telling us that her captor is somehow related to her master or just describing her torments isn't nearly as hard-hitting.
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I was thinking about trying Zecora short; soldier ends up in the forest, meets her, probably being covered from equestrian forces for defending her from wolves, spends winter there, comfies, yada yada, goes Hirō Onoda because she didnt let him know war was over. Is somebody using something of this or I am free to proceed? Would not want to overlap with someone.
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>>30845915
I want to give Zecora some red stripes on her back to match her black and white ones.
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>>30846153
All these 5 minutes I was thinking it is something about red that goes faster.
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>>30846193
I meant I want to tie her up and whip her so hard she bleeds and has permanent scars. Preferably using a bullwhip.
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>>30846253
Poners are for hugging, not for whips
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>>30845915
It's not a bad idea, I'd actually like to read it. But how would you connect it with /spg/? He treats her a slave because he thinks the war is still on?

Also, get ready to bang your head into the wall writing Zecora's lines.
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>>30846285
Lines this, rhymes that
if writers only learned to trim the fat,
perhap writing a zebra would not need abra kadabra
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>>30846285
More like the war was not lost in first hours because traitors told how to match human technoligies, so it boils in a couple of regions and other country is relatively untouched, so there's something for humans like for captured germans in USSR: road and house building, tech and infrastructure maintenance, all that monkey-hand work for war prisoners. And when patrol comes they notice how Anon doing something for household like turning mill or doing some repairs so Zecora tries to pretend she's her slave with fake papers. Bureaucratic shenanigans endue, Zecora "makes" him do shit as her assistant for a year I think. Then Anon fixes his solar charger, boots up his PDA, and here you go. Maybe some sorties for supplies in neighbour villages for suplies with Anon as a baggage carrier in between.

>>30846326
My biggest headcannon about her that this rhyming is just for others to fuck off and let a freak be on her way.
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>>30845835
My take on Fleur for this was she was the floozzy slave. a sexy slave seductress arm hanger for rich men.
Its jut that oddly enough, rich old men still die of old age, and might just write their will to benefit a supid sexy horse.
Fleur basically moved her charm from the rich social life to being a good slave with theintent of being free.
The stallions are more her harem, but she doesn't mind renting them out as seen.
I like the ide of good and bad slave owners, same way people treat cars.
Some dote and worship them, others wreck them in a week.
Its interesting to me this way.
Fleur interacting with Lyra was tobe a more playful masterr to the student relation ponies develop.
Feur helped Lyra adjust to being free, thus the playful response.
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>>30846364
Yes play that bottom. Also i'd read it.
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>>30846567
Alright, I'll try something at weekend. Time to sleep.
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>>30846364
>ywn have a zebra pat your fattened slaves ass after feeding you into it

Wait this isn't the massive pony invasion thread.
Just as edgy dark though.
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>>30846720
Nah, when their squad was attacked he just got lost in the forest. Tony Rice.mp4
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Okay so on the internets no one knows that you re a pony, but what if a e-sport team accidentally got a pony on their team without knowing and the teams have to play live?
Like on Vega history, Twily plays games now and then, but what if she actually got on a team?
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>>30846884
Hm, wouldn't that be like owner putting the dog in a race? Pony plays, owner gets the reward and handles all legal stuff, both get fame.
That is, if organizers even let pone play.
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>>30846884
Better question is how would the rest of the team react? They've been playing with this person for months/years and oh yeah it's a horse.
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>>30846884
>tfw no slave horse to farm you gold in World of Warcraft.
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Okay, so I don't know if anyone even remembers me, but almost two years ago, I was writing a story called Hunter Anon.

It was basically a harem type fic with a lot of sex, and I created it for the Slave pony threads to counteract the more brutal and sad stories.

My computer then died and I didn't bother with the story for a very long while. I came back to it, but realised with how I wanted the story to go that it seriously didn't belong here anymore, extremely few slave elements to it.

After looking through lots of different threads and deciding that it doesn't really fit anywhere, I decided to start re-editing it for FimFiction instead.

This is a long shitty blog post I know, but when I posted a Nonny (Johnny) Bravo story in RGRE and linked it to my pastebin, a few people came out really wanting me to continue it.

Don't even know if they still come here but if they're still interested,
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/306847/CaptainAnonymous/stories
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>>30846998
>>30846923
>pone slave bought specifically for grinding gold and items in mmorpg
>daily grind 6am-12pm everyday
>owner logs in once or twice a week just to check up on stuff or partake in guild quest
>pone finds a friendly community in-game, on the internet noone knows you are a horse
>starts to enjoy playing
>guild catches up
>they are shocked that nice and helpful player was actually a pony
>huge disappointment when actual owner is not very good in comparison
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>>30847212
Guild raises money to buy their guildmate off this prick?
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>>30846998
>>30847212
>All the default characters cutting Yew logs in Runescape aren't bots, they're ponies
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>>30847248
>Not going all out with a membership to get them magic logs.
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>Doctor Master would unfortunately have to sum to 0 on this.
>There was a higher object than him, and it was the State.
>All must obey the call of Mother Russia.
>And since you were in her auspices now, may as well take a look at the encrypted file.
>After all, you would need to explain its presence in your memory.
>You racked up a Solaris VM, and disabled your perephrial systems.
>Communications went autistic, tactile feedback reduced to Boolean, and even your vision degraded from hyperspectral to cinema grade.
>No reason to let this thing get somewhere else you figured as you drifted inside yourself.
>An avatar of you at any rate, the rest of you, your ghost was merrily computing fractals as it waited to see what the dive into the unknown found.
>Flowers, Dutch flowers everywhere.
>Uugh, you wanted to vomit at this.
>Your blacklist was going nuts, calls to the police were being queued and takedown reports repaired.
>Why was it all so much kiddie porn in here?
>You suppressed the warnings, the automatic hash triggers not even capable of basic OCR much less interrogative understanding of stereoscopic imagery useless.
>That, and there were no ways out of the VM, anything you had was going to be a one frame asci on your eyes when you came out.
>You did not want a repeat of that time you went to Lugansk with the Doctor.
>You had thought you were that shitty purple princess you had been seeing in the holo ads for an exaflop.
>The tulips were all different though, each one having unique metadata, yet many of the photos were the same plant, just setup under photogrammetry.
>You paused and assessed.
>The images were likely a code, not one meant to be found without a VM or by the intrepid skiddie.
>There were no payloads that you found, nor content that wasn’t cyphered in itself.
>You could combine the images into their meshed form and see if there was a message there.
>Or maybe it was hidden in where they were cultiva-
>Audio feedback crashed into your cochlear implants
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>>30847549
>The real you, the diver routine still running in the VM.
>The inside of the truck was full of smoke, the degraded optics unable to pierce it.
>Your sensors kicked back in, the police restraints still on, and the thrummer running.
>Chlorates, dyes, phosphorus byproducts.
>Your biological components were rapidly irritated, CSA smoke munitions had been deployed for an unknown reason.
>You started flopping around the trailer seeking a lower concentration of the acid vapors wafting in.
>You were still restrained so it was all you could do.
>A glowing red then molten white line appeared on the door, the lock was being cut.
>Oh joy a police escort and you were being kidnapped from it.
>Clearly this was a sign of the corruption in the city now of Electrograd.
>A small compartment in your foreleg popped open, a debit card readied for bribe money.
>The sulfuric acids were getting too strong though, so you retracted it, and opted to assist in the breaching operation before it became a salvage op.
>You turned over and started kicking at it, weakened metal much easier to buck through than the stuff that should have been there.
>The door caved open and you fell to the pavement, rasping chokes coming from your throat.
>Fire, armored bodies, synths and casings everywhere.
>The only thing missing was.
>And then the spotlight came on just as more officers fast roped in on you, IR lasers tracing across your flesh, setting off temperature anomalies in their wake.
>You popped the debit card out again and smiled.
>”Arrest me?”
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>>30847557
>The police cradle was not gentle with keeping you down.
> Bare electromagnets on mettle components, drilled holes to route new sapping leads, you were pretty sure the hepatitis warning was from glancing at the sedative needle and not from its injection.
>All in all, something you wanted to go and showcase off to Voice of America on the treatment of pony noncitizens.
>You didn’t like politics, but then you also didn’t like someone checking if you needed a colostomy bag or a nasogastric bypass either.
>Especially when you saw it may as well have been Baba Yashuka working the waldoes, you couldn’t even have the fantasy of it being a proper man going at you.
>Strung out on enough drugs to make you a junkie, trussed up tighter than someone’s gimp, you were finally wheeled out of processing.
>Right up against a corner that scuffed your composite frame.
>Lovely, the handlers here lacked the obstacle avoidance of cockroaches.
>May as well take a reformatting now before they start jacking up your ghost.
>3 flights of stairs, 2 elevators and enough hallways that you knew the handler was just as disoriented and lost as you were, you ended up in an interrogation room.
>You really wished you’d had time to upload some apps to play with right now, but both Winblows and loldroid needed to update their update services before they would permit access.
>You ended up amusing yourself blowing strands of yellow mane into the air waiting for the interrogator to stop porking a receptionist with his nightstick.
>It really was sad how accurate the satires were right now.
>Oh you’d been into prisons before, after all that was where you’d broken your neck, but this?
>This was the place they put fools behind bars for the insane to laugh at.
>You left the pointers ambiguous on the sides there.
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>>30847562
“So little sky dancing slave, you are ready to talk now?”
>”Yep. I want some baked beans to go with you now. The ones with BBQ sauce, not the ones in boiled water.”
>He dropped a dossier on the table, from its thickness, many trees had died to get him those files.
>He stabbed it with a finger.
“You know how much trouble you have been? You are not a slave, no you’re an enemy, a convict serving away her time. Death couldn’t even stop your punishment you little pest.”
>He sat back in the chair and fished out a cigarette and lit it.
”47 counts of arson, 38 counts of sabotage, 44 proud members of the Rhodenia who will never walk it again! And here you are making jokes.”
>”Jokes, I got one for you. You’re mostly harmless on ZKill there NashantMemester. Playing with TNT like it’s a big deal. Ooh, the great blue ponut and you just fly a Rorq.”
>He sucked on the cig, fury in his eyes, and adjusted a knob near your head.
>With a flick, a servoed arm pummeled right into your right thigh where the flesh met augs.
“Mostly harmless. Mostly.”
>He walked out of the room, leaving you to shake in the cradle at the pain.
>The one way mirror lit up as he walked back into the room and started talking with his compatriot on what to do with you.
>You tried pulsing a laser of the glass but ended up finding it only played back showtunes from the disruptor in the frame.

What do you do in the interrogation?
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>>30847578
what? I'm so confused.
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>>30847128
That was a pretty good story back in the day. I remember really wanting more but >fimfiction.

Thanks but no thanks.
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>>30847224
Now there's a story I'd like to see. But who takes her home when everything is done? The guild leader? Or is she the collective property of the group and she changes houses every couple of months.
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in which story does a pony get the hardest whipping?
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>>30847578
...

I don't know if you were going for this, but this is bizarrely disorienting in the best way. It's like, for a few sentences I feel like I'm starting to maybe understand what's happening, but then something else pops up and I'm just at a loss.

I have no idea what's going on, my man. No idea.
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>>30847739
Pretty sure that's the same guy who does temple run, so incomprehensible english is par for the course.
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>>30847739
>>30847763
>>30847677
>>30804810

Its a continuation from here, and yes, my writing is poor and I accept that.
But my ideas, those are great.
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>>30847725
CYOS has a bunch toward the beginning of it, and they're pretty severe, but there aren't as many true floggings in SPG as there are beltings.

There are lots of those. Primrose gets her ass lit up in Celestia's Maiden Voyage, Corona gets a pretty harsh belt whipping in Shiny and Corona, and Lavender gets lashed up pretty badly in Aspiring's latest green.

Rarity also gets spanked reaaally hard in all of the Rarity's Last Chance stories.

There was also a discontinued story that was going to detail Derpy getting 50 lashes while Time Turner/Doctor Whooves watched helplessly on the sidelines, and that would've probably been the hardest of the thread. But it never got finished.
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>>30847779
>But my ideas, those are great.
Shame no one can understand them then.
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I'll never forget that Nightmare Luna greentext that got started many months ago

The writefag may be gone from this place, but not from my heart
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>>30847801
I accept this, and hope by writing more I can fix the problem.
If not, oh well, such is life.
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>>30847677
And now let's actually answer you.

A group tried to kidnap Lightning Dust, the same antitrans forces that attacked the mansion. Because it was chosen to stay with the police, we do, as opposed to go with them.
The encrypted file is being decrypted, basically, I agree with the anon that making it some "this is your quest and order, rescue me" is stupid.
Instead its going to be used later as the actual plot as decided by you guys.

The rest is just on Dust going through police processing and intake due to being a cyborg, along with some jokes.

Specifically, the cop is a pig and a porker, Baked beans and hams is the first joke.

The second is because EvE Online is big in Russia.
Lightning is saying the guy is a weak pansy coward not the bad cop.
He responds by showing he is not.

Showtunes is just because I figure a proper room would be prepared for many cyborg tricks.
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>>30847885
Doctor Master is and was already shown to be Dust's owner.

A Solaris VM is just, well a Solaris OS running on a virtual machine.

Sum to 0 means that the program ends, her master just has to deal with the police.

I will definitely note that and look to make it more with less technical parts.
Did the Star Wars reference work at least?
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>>30846923
Well, since they somehow managed to be okay with enslaving another sapient race, it seems unlikely that the revelation is going to make them do any big introspective thinking.
They'll probably do some sort of are traps gay level jedi mind tricks on themselves or something.
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>>30847907
just because slavery exists doesn't mean everyone is ok with it. Heck some might be pony right activists.
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>>30847931
In most of the stories here most humans, if not all the characters, accept the institution without much resistance or even second guessing.
I can't really think of a situation where that would occur. The US would not allow it. The most hardcore traditionalist shit we have now is "Hey, could we maybe not have all this abortion and gay marriage stuff? Please?" Slavery on any official scale wouldn't even make it into the debate process.

......futuristic transhumans though....they might enslave pone planet. More starlestia and moonship when?
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>>30848077
>The most hardcore traditionalist shit we have now is "Hey, could we maybe not have all this abortion and gay marriage stuff? Please?"
You clearly don't live in the United States...
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>>30848077
This.

The biggest problem this stories have is explaining just how humanity decided to enslave ponies, because it's just not realistic. The best stories just handwave it away or don't even explain. Looking past the morality of it all, even economically it would never fly. We're already in an age where people are loosing jobs to underpaid immigrants, you really think anyone is gonna get agree to import thousands of non-paid immigrants?
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>>30848148
Yeah but most of us are here for the feels not the socioeconomic analysis. Yeah it's not realistic but neither is talking cartoon horses.
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>>30848128
My state still talks about succeeding sometimes.
It isn't because we want to own humans as property.
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>>30848159
Secedeing. Phone mangled that one without my notice.
Sometimes we talk about how we might have one the war too, but that's just wishful thinking.
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>>30848159
>Texas never succeeds

Ain't that the truth?
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>>30847702
I'm just imagining a sparkle who's tired of being asked to carry the guild's B group and not wanting to raid.

>"Filly you belong to this guild and you WILL get in here and heal this run!"
"But their all so awful!"
>*Twilight banging her head against the wall when they wipe again*
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>>30845150
I just hope that 'Daddy' has lived long enough to know a fraction of the pain and torment that caused the unfortunate diva

Good return Mercury guy
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>>30848280
>Twilight will never bring the magic of friendship to the B group and turn them into a finely tuned A group
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>>30848480
>She'll never tell drunken stories about adventures with her friends in the guild chat
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>>30845383
>> One hundred pushups, one hundred situps!


Do not forget to run 10 kms a day, every day!
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>>30842436
>Cadance begins by explaining the reason she's like this is she asked for punishment from Anon to make up for something bad she did
>Flurry looks sad, scrunching her muzzle as she silently gauges her mother lying underneath the sheets, looking up towards Anon, then moving over to give a not-so-quiet whisper
"Did Master give you a spanking like Mistress Megan, Momma?"
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>>30848280
>carry the guild's B group
Oh god, I know that feel.

"But, but, those mouthbreathing horses literally cannot dodge clearly visible AoE! All you have to do it take two steps to the goddess damned side! How hard is that?!"
>"It can't be that bad, Twilight."
"That deformed potato of a mage got hit by an icicle forty-seven times last night. FORTY SEVEN TIMES!"
>"..."
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>>30848494
[G][GoldbotSparkle]: Oh, sweet Celestia, did you guys all die to the dragon again?
[G][HardFront]: ...maybe.
[G][GoldbotSparkle]: It's not that hard!
[G][GoldbotSparkle]: I've fought a dragon in real life, it's not hard!
[G][GoldbotSparkle]: Just attack the sides, pretend you're tickling it to death!
[G][Copymark]: Storytime?
[G][PubyRinch]: You fought a dragon?
[G][GoldbotSparkle]: If you stand in front of it, you'll just be standing in the fire like a moron.
[G][GoldbotSparkle]: Shut up, I'm not talking about it.
[G][GoldbotSparkle]: I don't want to reward this kind of behavior.
[G][Twizzler]: No, tell us, that sounds cool.
[G][GoldbotSparkle]: No.
[G][KingShadowDeathXX] y u so mean?
[G][KingShadowDeathXX] i wanna hear about u killing a dragon
[G][Copymark]: C'mon, Sparks. You can't leave something like that just hanging there.
[G][GoldbotSparkle]: Look, all I'm saying is, if me, a dressmaker and a weathermare can fight a dragon, so can you.
[G][Copymark]: Now you've just made me more curious.
[G][Twizzler]: Tell us, bro.
[G][GoldbotSparkle]: Alright, fine! If you guys can manage to not wipe this time, I'll tell you all about it, oaky?
[G][GoldbotSparkle]: Okay?*
[G][HardFront]: Deal.

But then they wiped anyway, and Twilight shouted at them.
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>>30848159
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>>30848704
>>30848723
God she would make such a great raid leader. Would sparkle manipulate the DKP system to screw the bad players over?
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>>30848758
No, the DKP system is fine.

She'd powerlevel Enchanting and 'accidentally' dust any drops that they won.
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>while perusing the ponies for sale behind the scenes before the auction begins, you come across one particularly dejected looking stallion
>he seems healthy
>the little info sheet on his cage says he's well-mannered
>quiet
>obedient
>extremely loyal
>highly affectionate
>but he's been through 10 owners in the last 3 months
>it doesn't say why...
>he gives a hopeless sigh as you walk by, not even bothering to lift his head
>he seems to not even notice you're there
>you hear a soft sniffle
>"I'll never have a Master to love me... to love and serve... I'll never be happy..."
>he curls up in the corner of his cage, hiding his eyes with his tail and hooves and cries quietly
>"I'm worthless... nobody could ever love such a worthless pony..."
>he gives a shaky sigh
>"Nobody will ever want me..."
>when he comes up for bid, nobody moves on him
>the auctioneer drops his starting bid several times
>$5000
>$4500
>$3000
>still no takers
>$2500
>$1750
>nobody bats an eye
>$1500
>$1250
>$1000
>$950
>what could possibly be so wrong with this cute little stallion that nobody has jumped on him at these prices yet?
>from what you've seen, most healthy, obedient stallions with no known behavioral issues end up going for $15,000-$20,000
>$850
>$750
>nobody?
>$500
>aw what the hell
>you raise your hand
>and suddenly it feels as though every eye in the room is on you
>there's some chatter and some snickering
>but soon enough you're riding home with your little stallion in the back seat of your car
>when you glance back at him, he smiles at you and gives a happy swish of his tail

>then you hear gurgling
>and an "uh-oh"
>before you can ask what's wrong, you hear it
>PPPFFFRRRTBBRBRBRBRBBTTTTT
>oh sweet Jesus the stench
>you swerve, nearly wrecking the car, but somehow making it to the side of the road
>you hastily unbuckle your seatbelt, and pile out the driver's side door just in time to hurl violently everywhere
>well now you know why he kept being returned

Would you keep him?
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>>30848893
>fartfags
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>>30848893
>The dog mounted her and the bid lowered.

what?
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>>30848904
This is not my fetish. I'm just curious how many Anons would put up with something like this for an otherwise perfectly obedient, loyal, loving little pony that will be happy to serve you for life.
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>>30848911
what the fuck are you talking about?
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>>30848893
>keep?
Sure, but he's on an all-hay diet. No matter what's going on in his gut he's not that big and hay can only smell so bad. Then he's off to the vet, because his guts not working right and that will have other consequences. Vet's not cheap, but with the money we just saved we can afford it.
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>>30848916
>fartfags
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>>30848935
A perfectly reasonable response.
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>>30848930
Bark Bark.
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>>30848893
I'm so desperate for a cuddlebuddy that I would completely ignore this relatively unimportant detail. You'd get used to the smell over time and stop noticing eventually. A loyal, obedient, affectionate, cute, healthy little stallion would be worth it.The little guy would probably latch on to you super hard and sob with joy when he realizes you accept him just the way he us and aren't going to just throw him away for something he has no control over.

I would probably teasingly but affectionately call him Pooter, unless he's sensitive and that would hurt his feelings. I would show him that, despite his condition, he's just as deserving as any other pony of a warm, safe, loving home where his companionship will be treasured.
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>>30849094
is that you, swf?
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>>30849094
you deserve a pony, Anon
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>>30849094
Merc is that you?
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>>30849094
Hi Mercury.
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>>30849094
Post with your trip, Merc
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>>30849094
Don't forget your trip Mercury!
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>>30849220
This is not HJ's trip
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>>30849201
>>30849211
>>30849215
>>30849220
Nah it ain't me. I agree with >>30849094's points though.
Poner is for loving and cuddles though, especially when he is a loyal and obedient little stallion.

I still want my Glimmy, though. She's best pony in my eyes, and in my heart.
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>>30849215
>>30849220
>>30849225
>>30849228
Hello.
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>>30849228
Bullshit.
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>>30849228
> Pic related.
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>>30849235
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY! HE'S FAKE!
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>>30849234
hey hey no need for harsh words
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>>30849248
Can confirm.
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>>30849248
oh shit you're right!
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>>30849235
inspect element much?
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>>30849258
oh shit
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>>30849094
>>30849215
>>30849220
>>30849225
>>30849228
>>30849232
>>30849234
>>30849235
>>30849248
>>30849251
>>30849255
>>30849257
>>30849258
>>30849269
What the hell is going on.
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>>30849235
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>>30849291
everything
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jingles real name is julian fabuloso
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Stop shitting up this thread with your non content.
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>>30849296
Did he really say that?! Does anyone have proof?
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>>30849315
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>>30849321
FUCKING KEK JINGLELS
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>>30849321
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I'm sorry what is even happening right now?
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>>30849341
Oh god.... fuck you jingles...
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>>30849362
shitposts
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It may be a new thread, but I still want that pegasus to mount Bash.
I bet she makes cute noises.
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>>30849363
Completely taken out of context. Macro is absolutely trash.
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>>30849354
This image perfectly captures jew's essence.
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You guys are a bunch of fucking faggots I hope you know that
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what happened to britanon?
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>>30849833
He went to take a shit and the hogs ate him
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>>30849436
Wait ... there are people who disagree with this chart ?
Weren't there like, 3 or 4 different calculations of the 'canon' pony-size using screen-caps from the show that all give that same result ?
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>>30849436
>Their heads along are the size of your entire body.

They would be fucking horrifying to look at irl
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>>30850195
>body
torso.
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>>30849436
Those ponies are too big.
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>>30850250
They're just right, it'll make them match both your heads and bottoms when fug.
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>>30849436
>Implying ponies aren't two feet tall.

I want my sled dog ponies, dammit!
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>>30850276
TOO BIG.
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>>30850281
JUST RIGHT
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>>30850291
Perfect.
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>>30850298
Indeed
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>>30849436
>>30850192
Rather depends upon who you ask. I know some people are fond of the ponies the size of cats thing, but it doesn't really float my fancy, although in the end it's really up to the writefag or artist how big they want to make ponies.
That chart works well enough for me, but only if the human pictured is Tom Cruise because the math that was done in the early days had the ponies almost a full head shorter than that as can be seen in pic related. It's a minor difference though and I'm not going to squabble about it, but if you're going to stray too far from that baseline I'll expect some sort of disclaimer about the nonstandard size, big or small.
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>>30850353
>size of cats
No, just not the size of an actual fucking horse. They're LITTLE ponies, it's in the title.
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I want big horse though
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>>30850364
You misunderstand. Cat sized ponies are popular among some artists and even some writefags if memory serves.
I'm not advocating for them or anything, or claiming that any of the ponies here are way too small or way too big. Just pointing out the cat sized ones exist.

See chart in previous post for what I think is the closest thing to being right, or you know what actually have another. Point of difference is 6ft tall puts you almost a head taller than Celestia, not at eye level with her.
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>>30850419
Too bad, you're in the wrong universe.
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>>30847725
You might like the oldest stories in the spank thread pastebin.

https://pastebin.com/u/SkyeHigh/2

these other ones have elements of control but no slavery. dunno if that helps you at all.

https://pastebin.com/aFrpxwqN
https://pastebin.com/y0VKnQHa
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Hey guys, remember me? I'm almost out with a new update to that space story everyone's forgotten about. I'm sorry for the lack of content recently, I've been doing other things and I've neglected my green for far to long. I'm getting back on the horse I swear.
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>>30850426
Medium doggo size is best size.
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>>30850715
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>>30846884
It looks like Steel Steed has Lightning Dust play EvE Online, so there is that.
>YWN gank pubbies in hisec with your slave waifu and feast on their tears.
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>>30850960
Ponies should be at least riding-size to maximize their usefulness for fun.
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Sweet Pigs of Guinea had vet check yesterday. Fluffy one is quite strong, old one not doing as well. Has a tumor and might be in pain. Taking some drugs for a week and going back in. We'll see.
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>Not using CANON pony system told by FAUST herself
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>>30851353
How long do they live normally?
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>>30847578

I love all the little touches of the world in writing this:
>A small compartment in your foreleg popped open, a debit card readied for bribe money.
>Especially when you saw it may as well have been Baba Yashuka working the waldoes, you couldn’t even have the fantasy of it being a proper man going at you.
>”Jokes, I got one for you. You’re mostly harmless on ZKill there NashantMemester. Playing with TNT like it’s a big deal. Ooh, the great blue ponut and you just fly a Rorq.”
Rorq-flying krabber scum!
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>>30851340
Any size is riding size if you use enough force.
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I want to pin Rainbow Dash over my knee and whip her butt with my belt until she's gibbering and begging for mercy between gasps of air.
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>>30851397
if pony is too small she/he cannot carry you no matter how forceful you are and how much you whip them, the physical strength simply is not there past a certain point

the pony's withers should at least be at butt-height for you if you want a good riding pony
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>>30851387
Hi Fish!
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>>30850715
Space Celly's back bitches!
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>>30848893
I want to suck the little stallion's farts.
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>>30851387
I like adding little details to cover up my inability to write bigger parts.
Like the attempted kidnapping, I am not good enough to make that for action scene yet, so I covered it up with the ghost dive.
I also feel that in some sense, its better to show the aftermath of a scene, that doing a battle would detract from the idea right now of the story and perhaps spoil whether Lightning Dust is meant for combat, or simply an enhanced pegasus.

So its a lot of things going into writing, but I know a lot of it is my problems to work on fixing.
And frankly, this is much cheaper than therapy for the same impact.
Also more fun, who wants to have to practice writing structured reports and sentences all day when they can explore a future Russia with enslaved cyborg ponies and augmented humans.

I'm also making various augment levels common, I like the idea that in the future they should be more present, and I feel that the nature of a war on Equestria would lead to more people needing them due to the fact that animal attacks mangle limbs rather than make neat holes or lines that can be stitched.
As well, magic does leave scorch marks when used, so I presume its effects on tissue would be more along the lines of small explosive payloads than laser clean cuts and holes.

For the overall plan here for the story, Doctor Master Doctor is going to be rescued, but I am going to be shaping up the plans on just how soon! (copyright pending)
But to consider until then, think of action movies or novels that you would like to involve here.
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>>30851377
Option B : The dressmaker know jackshit about actual jewelry outside of "the shinyer and the bigger, the better".
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>>30847782
Don't forget CYOS also had the ponies who attacked the guards get flogged too. They got it pretty hard to, even if Cadance was trying to reduce them every way she could.
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>>30850715
>back
that makes me happy
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>>30842436
Goddamn. Whichever way we go can we finally get some snuggling in for Candy and Flurry? After reading that last bit and having a somewhat depressing week myself I could use something sweet and comforting
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I want to make a little mare my painslave. Pussy-whipping and hot-iron branding are just the beginning of delightful miseries she will suffer under my tender mercies. When she begs me to stop, I'll laugh and mock her, and hurt her even worse.

She exists now only to please me with her suffering and cries of agony.
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>>30852696
SiM
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>>30852696
it genuinely frightens me that people like you exist
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>>30852754
What, trolls?
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>>30852835
Sadists are a thing, anon. There are people that really do enjoy inflicting suffering on the innocent.
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>>30852856
Right now they are enjoying your suffering about thought someone could hurt a technicolor mini-horse
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>>30852856
Yes, they do exist, but shitposting trolls are far more common. It is OUR suffering that is being harvested here, not anyponies. If you ignore them they will eventually go somewhere else.
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You should write something!
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>>30853408
I'm already writing three things, why should I write another?
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>>30853619
>why moar?
BECAUSE MOAR!
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>> 30836000
>You can't remember a better night's sleep.
>Between the warm sleeping bag and not having to worry about some human sneaking up on you, you'd slept like a rock.
>So well, in fact, he had to wake you up with a some light nudging.
>You were inclined to ignore him, but enough prodding with his boot forced you to roll onto your back to face him.
>Wow he's taller than you remember. You subconsciously pull your forehooves a bit closer.
>"Got some breakfast for ya sparky."
>He drops a single blueberry out of his hand directly onto your chest fluff.
>Oh, those are the good ones, hard to find, but tasty.
>You crane your neck a bit to snatch up the berry.
>"Thought you'd like those. Well, actually I've seen you eat em so I knew you'd like em."
>It really shouldn't be surprising he spied on you. Part of his job was finding the right opportunity, so recon makes sense.
>When had he been watching though? For how long? The idea of unseen eyes is not a comfortable one.
>Ignorant to your pondering the human kneels down and holds another berry right above your mouth.
>Ok last night was one thing, the food was hot off the skillet and you were a bit shellshocked. If he think's you're gonna let him hand feed you everytime time he has another thing coming.
>You shoot him a frown and roll onto your stomach.
>"Not hungry?"
"I can feed myself."
>It's a risky move, but you've got to get a feel for how he deals with resistance.
>If it upsets him he doesn't show it, seems to be a pretty easy going type?
>He just shrugs and places the food on the edge of your sleeping bag.
>You'll eat it, but you're not going to thank him.
>Guess he didn't expect you too. He's already wandered back to his seat by the fire, looks like he's boiling some water?
>"Well, I'd offer you some oatmeal but if you don't want to be fed..."
>Oats? That sounds good...
>No, you won't let him trick you. You've got enough fruit to tide you over, it's fine.
>Ugh it smells good though.
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>>30854038
>Focus Twilight! You've gotta get out of here!
"So what now?"
>"Now? Now we eat breakfast."
>Smartass earns himself a glare.
>"Don't worry about it sheila. Your job is to sit there, stay safe, and be good. I'll radio out later today and see how the river looks, if everything's alright we can be on our way."
>Be good. Just so you can be dragged off to your doom? As if.
>That radio part though, can he do that here, or will he have to leave you alone for a bit?
"What do you mean the river?"
>"Guess you haven't left this area in a while. That river between here and the everfree? We just call it the everfree river. Anyway it's pretty prone to flooding nowadays. With less bird horses to manage the clouds there's some pretty wild weather along the west coast.
"Pegasi."
>"Huh?"
"They're called pegasi."
>"Ah, you know what I mean. Bottom line is I gotta check if we can get out of here safely."
>Your heart surges when he stands and grabs his bag and weapon.
>He is leaving you alone! This is your chance. Just play it cool Twilight.
"You're leaving me like this?"
>You wiggle your bound forelegs at him with a frown.
"What if something comes? This isn't the everfree, but it's still not safe, there's all kinds of predators around here."
>He chuckles and shakes a finger at you.
>"Nice try sparky, but you aren't my first catch. Nothing will come near here I promise, you'll just have to trust me."
"Can't you at least loosen them?"
>Wait, is he actually going to do it?
>The human squats down in front of you and picks up your bound hooves. His hands feel weird, so many little digits cradling your hoof on every side.
>He takes a moment to inspect and poke at the bindings.
>"Sorry horsey but this is as loose as they get. just be glad I use the soft ones."
>It was worth a try.
>He stands back up to returns to his tent before returning with a small basket.
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>>30854043
>"I'll be gone a few hours so here's something to munch on if you get a bit peckish. Not much I can do about the boredom, but just stay put, alright?"
>Like its optional. He takes your angry grumbling as an affirmative and heads out.
>A few hours huh? You lounge around a bit to make sure he doesn't double back.
>No sign of him. Hopefully he's a long way off because it's time to get out of here.
>You struggle with the hoof bindings for a few more minutes. It's not like you thought they'd give, but it would have been nice. Not that it matters, you've still got your ace in the hole, your horn.
>Most unicorn horns are varying degrees of rounded near the tip, but that's most horns. Alicorn horns are said to be sharp enough to pierce the very heavens. You're no alicorn, but a lot of the canterlot noble families are said to carry a drop of alicorn blood from long long ago. Myth or not canterlot horns are sharp, and yours is a razor if you don't have it regularly filed.
>Like, for example, if you had been living in the woods for the past few years.
>You pull the rope taunt. If you can stab it with your horn you might can cut it.
>The awkward angle makes you neck sore, but it's worth it when you see the line start to fray.
>This is it! Just a little more and you can make a break for it before he gets back.
>You did it!
>Sure, you roll backwards when the line finally snaps, but you're free!
>Ugh, mostly free. You're legs are still bound forcing you to move like some kind of weird two legged caterpillar pony.
>You shove your snout in the basket he left you and grab an apple before making your great escape.
>Your great, slow, and awkward escape.
>Hopefully you've got some time before he returns, because this isn't going as quickly as you imagined. It takes all your effort not to simply fall down on your side like an idiot.
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>>30854047
>You're a few hundred meters out, but the anti-magic whatever still persists. Either the range of their fields has been improved dramatically, or he actually damaged your horn in some way.
>You really hope it's the former. He seems to care about your well being, even if it's just so you'll fetch a higher price, so you doubt he would permanently maim you.
>If only you could teleport. This stupid half crawling half hopping thing your doing is exhausting, without these dumb cuffs you'd be halfway across the forest by now.
>Whew, it's time for a break. You carefully sit yourself down on the edge of the tiny creek you just crossed, if humans track by scent hopefully it'll throw him off your trail.
>Knowing so little about humans puts you at a distinct disadvantage. Hows their sense of Smell? Hearing? Sight? Based on the little you'd seen of his teeth they seem to be omnivores, so they must have some natural hunting skills.
>Omnivores. You immediately suppress any wild notions as to why a meat eater would want to capture you. There must be much easier sources of meat than intelligent life.
>Despite your efforts a chill shoots up your spine. Meat, flesh, being eaten, ugh being a prey species sucks. Why can't everyone just eat nice little plants and live in harmony?
>Meat helps develop more advanced brains leading to - ok shut up now brain!
>Stupid aliens... was that how he tracked you last time, via your wounded leg? You really needed more information, but there's no good way to get any out here.
>Best to keep moving. You struggle back to your effective two limbs and continue your clumsy exodus.
>Hopefully if you can clear that ridge and your magic will return, if nothing else you-
>What was that? Your ear swivels towards the noise behind you.
*Snap*
>Crap crap crap! Got to move!
>The awkward shuffle you've been reduced to must look pretty silly, but it's the best you can do.
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>>30854055
>If that's a predator you can't get caught! If it's him you really really can't get caught!
>You can just hide behind that rock and-
>Ow!
>A glance backwards confirms your fears. It's a green splotch this time, but the numbing sensation is the same.
"No! No, leave me alone!"
>Arnold pushes his way through the underbrush like it's not big deal. He doesn't even look mad.
"Please, please just let me go!"
>The man squats down and scoops up your whole body with ease, just how strong is this guy? Settling you around his shoulders, with a pair of legs on each side, he sets off towards the camp.
>"I can understand wanting to run away sheila but you'll not get very far like this. It's not safe this far from camp either, you'll get eaten up by a bear or something."
"I'd rather be eaten than enslaved! Let me go!"
>You'd be thrashing like a madmare if you could. Whatever he hit you with seems to have paralyzed you instead of knocking you out like last time.
>"Bah, you don't mean that. You're a healthy one and a cute one. With a little luck and some good behavior you'll end up in a nice home minding the little rug rats or cleaning the house. Why'd you want some beasty to tear you into kibbles and bits instead?"
"You can't trick me. I was here when the humans arrived. I saw the beatings, the cages, the foals ripped from their mother's arms!"
>He reaches back and flicks your horn! Ow, that stings! Your eyes water up a little as your head aches.
>"You don't have to yell in my ear. I'm not sure what you saw back then, It probably was awful at the time, but things are different now. The place I'm gonna drop you off is nice. They'll give you a bit of training in manners then ship you out the door to a loving home."
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>>30854063
>It's a little embarrassing to see how far you actually made it. The trip that took you an hour barely even takes him 10 minutes.
>He drops you onto your sleeping bag a little hard. Stupid human facial expressions, you can't tell if he's mad or what.
>He leaves you unattended as he turns towards his tent, but you don't dare move. What are you going to do anyway? Hobble away again?
>"I was worried you know. Came back and found your lead torn like that? It looked like something got to you."
>No more little thing rope it looks like. The human returns to your side and clips a metal chain to your bridle.
>You whimper in distress as he pulls you closer and closer to the stake you'd been tied to before.
>Ok, that's too short! Your head can't reach the ground!
"A-arnold please..."
>Struggling to a seated position helps, but it's clear this is still a punishment. There's no way you can sleep tonight if you can't even rest your head.
"Please it's too short."
>"I'll let you down later. You gave me a scare there, there's got to be some consequences."
>As far as punishments go this is pretty mild, but still degrading. Compared to some things you'd seen when poking around occupied towns though it could be much worse.
"Worried about your money?"
>"Well, a little yeah, but I didn't want you getting hurt either."
"But you'll take me against my will... why are you even doing this?"
>"I've always been a hunter, you name it I've bagged one or two. There's a spiritual connection between man and beast during the hunt."
>Spiritual connection? ha ok, weirdo.
>"When I saw the pay for bringing in ponies I figured I'd give it a try. Most are pretty easy, city folk on the run who don't know how to cover their tracks. You and your little magic trick though, you've been some of the most fun I've ever had."
"So glad you were entertained..."
>"I like that fire of yours too."
>He fishes an apple out from behind him and throws it to you. Somehow you manage to catch it in your mouth.
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>>30854069
>Is this your prize for amusing him?
>Whatever, it's good, if a bit awkward to eat with one hoof.
"So, you don't feel bad about this? Not even a little?"
>"Way I see it you're currently living in the woods foraging to survive. You'd be safer and happier in a home having to carry your weight than being chased by lions, tigers, bears, or whatever you have out here."
"I'm living in the woods because some humans took over my country!"
>"You're right, but that wasn't me. I've got no interest in changing the past, just living in the present."
"But, the fact I don't want to go doesn't matter? Just another unenlightened inferior to be shown her place?!"
>"Woah woah relax. From what I've seen you're plenty smart, just afraid. I can't say I blame you, but I can also promise you there's a better life out there than this."
"If I submit?"
>"If you behave."
>This is getting you nowhere, time for a different strat.
>"Anyway i've got news, bad news that is, river's flooded. My man on the other side says the weather's only grown worse up there. Hopefully it'll be passable soon but it's hard to say."
"So we're stuck together until it goes down."
>"Afraid so."
"Please tell me you aren't going to leave me tied up like this the whole time. My hooves are already starting to hurt!"
>"Just tried to run away and you want me to untie you? We can see about it in the future, if you don't give me more trouble that is."
>You give a dramatic sigh and pull at your chain while waving your hooves a little.
>Having got the frustration out of your system you lean up against the post and sigh.
"Fine..."
>New tactic. Appealing to his morals didn't work, maybe appealing to his interests will.
"You know, If we're stuck here for so long... and you had so much fun chasing me..."
>That amuses him, he snorts and gives you a lopsided smile.
>"You expect me to believe you enjoyed playing prey?"
>Technically ponies literally are prey animals but no need to mention that.
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>>30854078
"It can't be worse than being tied down for days!"
>"Wouldn't be a fair fight anymore. That magic of yours doesn't work right now does it?"
>That gets your attention.
"What did you do?"
>"Trade secret, just a bit of tech."
>Must be a generator of some sort then. If you can just put enough distance between you and his camp you should be fine.
"What's the risk then? I'd rather not just sit here for who knows how long."
>"Ha, we'll see sheila. River might dry up tomorrow for all we know, you just relax."
>The conversation ebbs in and out as dusk approaches.
>You managed to get him to talk a bit about the state of the world outside. You don't learn anything terribly useful but it helps expand your worldview beyond brooks and brambles.
>In return he asks you a bit about your past: friends, family, old equestria, even your time on the run.
"So you're the one that ran me out of my cave!?"
>"It was a pretty nice little setup you had going there. I feel a bit bad about that one."
"Yeah it was! I had food saved there!"
>"Oh yeah, thanks for those."
"Hey!"
>He just laughs and offers you more dinner.
>You still make him put it on your sleeping bag instead of hand feeding you, but he doesn't mind.
>"I'm making it up to you aren't I? Why, I'm cooking for you right now."
>You snuggle further back into your sleeping bag and munch some more. He'd returned the slack to your chain and ended your punishment earlier so it was easy to get comfy.
"Not really sure this counts..."
>"You're a hard one to please you know that? I like that though, none of the other ponies I've found would have anything to do with me. A little conversation does everyone good, especially out here in the middle of nowhere."
"Yeah, it's been awhile since i've had someone to talk to as well."
>"Seems you somehow managed to keep your head out here all alone, so that's good."
>Whatever else he was going to say is interrupted by a yawn.
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>>30854086
>"Guess that means it's time for me to turn in. I'll check the conditions again tomorrow and we'll go from there."
>He crawl off into the small tent and zips it behind him. You're a bit jealous he has a place to hide for the night, but a brake from being around him suits you as well.
>Today didn't quite go as planned.
>Your horn was your one act in the hole, and it's not going to work on this tough chain.
>Either you have to wait until he somehow slips up or take a different approach.
>Gain his trust? If the weather holds out, and two of you are stuck here for a while it just might work.
>He really can't leave you on the chain forever especially as the days drag on.
>There's also the option of playing on his enjoyment of hunting.
>Deliberately offering yourself up as prey feels wrong but he's not a predator, not really. Worse case scenario he'll drop you again then carry you back to camp to house and feed, best case you get away. That one's a long shot for sure, but still worth considering.
>Anything's worth considering at this point, anything that keeps you on the plant you belong.
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>>30854092
That's it for now. We'll keep having them get to know each other until they make cute kissy faces at each other, or not. Either way i expect an uptick in cute output from sparkle soon.

https://pastebin.com/QzZ26eq9
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>>30854136
>"Let me go so you can enjoy catching me again"
Hunting is not just another job for Arnold, it's his identity. Now he's caught the last and best unicorn, so hurrah, but what next? It's all downhill for him now, going back to unintelligent game animals or the odd runaway slave. This is so crazy, it just might work!

>"Trade secret, just a bit of tech."
He's drugging her. The very first thing he did was get that water into her, and he hand feeds her treats at specific times. He might have tricked her into consuming something even before the initial capture...

And what happened to Spike?
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>>30854222
>what happened to spike
Who do you think sold the ponies out
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>>30854136
It's interesting that Twiligth did not even ask about Spike once, I guess his survival took precedence over his friends.

>>30854273
I guess that's the price for years of slave labor, mistreatment, ridicule and contempt, I hope that at least has requested amnesty for the cutie mark crusaders
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>>30854222
>>30854612
>>30854273
Umm spike was in canterlot when everything went down. He's missing. Forever. Fine i'll add a little snip about spike.
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>>30854712
Spikes a unique thing, like Discord or Flurry Heart, the only dragon humans will have encountered. Twilight will ask about him everywhere she goes, and someone somewhere will have an answer, if not Arnold. Also looking for the human conquest to have any sort of real trouble. Seems we just stomp about at will in this marshmallow world like unstoppable juggernauts. Let's see Arnold fall flat on his smugly grinning face for once.
Is there any equestrian life invading earth; a accelerating parasprite infestation, rampaging Timber Wolves, or subtle changling infiltration?
Humans seem a bit 'Mary-Sue' in this story.
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>>30854836
I admit it would be fun to see Earth covered by a new ice age when the Windigos give themselves a banquet with all the enmity and disharmonic that exists in this world
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What would the excuse that Trump would use to justify the invasion of Equestria?
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>clear skies is an incoherent mess
>after her eighth orgasm all she did was whine and moan as you ravaged her marehood
>she was putty in your hands, most of herself was propped up on the bed for support as your body met hers
>you could see it in her eyes she was hopelessly intoxicated from your love
>after a passionately long kiss you work yourself to the point of almost orgasming, your hips and legs trembling as you fuck your lover raw
>you bring her into a hug, humping short shallow thrusts as you angle and grind into her sopping wet pussy
>as you kiss and bite her neck she clenches down hard on you
>without warning she whinnies, a mind numbingly explosive orgasm no doubt rippling through her like a speeding bullet
>it was so loud enough to hurt your ears
>the sounds of her lewd horse noises soon die off as they get caught in her throat
>she trembles and shivers away, a steady half nicker tapering off as she transcends what limit her body had
>just before passing out she mumbled about your warmth
>pulling out and letting your seed freely trace down her thighs, you collapse next to her
>within a minute she was snoring, her body askew
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>>30855026
Liberate the ponies from their dictators.

False flag attack.

Real attack.
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>>30855026
Said in his Twitter account that threaten the true American values
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>>30855026
If ponies love to share so much, why won't they share their gold with us? Hypocrites.
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>>30855341
>The ponies share their gold in abundance with the humans, after all they love the friendship and the cakes
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>>30855341
Sad!
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>>30855341
>The ponies gather all the gold they have

>And throw to Tartarus
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>>30855490
So you're saying because they denied us all the gold, they themselves became the new currency?
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>>30855502
Only you are giving an example to humanity of what living in a world without greed
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>>30855490
Jettisoning the gold does not keep them safe; there is still plenty of value in Equestria for humans to extract. Starting with their own selves... AS SLAVES!
>they have to pay for the gold they stole somehow, right?
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>>30855512
What gold?
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>>30855044
>>clear skies is an incoherent mess
>>after her eighth orgasm all she did was whine and moan as you ravaged her marehood
nice
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>>30855524
We have eyes everywhere. We know you greedy ponies stole the gold that rightfully belongs to us, and we'll get what's ours one way or another. How about the service of your species, forever?
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>>30855552
Check em.... almost.
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>>30855341

> The ponies deliver all their gold cheerfully to their good human friends.

> Equestria Gold turns out to be so abundant in her world literally flooded the global economy

> Excess metal causes a global decline in the stock market, devaluing its value and making it cheaper at a lower price common smut.

> Now a piece of bread worth the same as a ton of gold

> But yes, humans can no longer say that the ponies do not share
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>>30855568
Gold is valued for other things besides currency.
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>>30855552
If you have eyes everywhere because they did not prevent them took gold in the first place?
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>>30855574
The value of gold in the world market is due to its scarcity, if the metal from which the virtual wealth of nations is worth became so abundant that no one could spare it would end the need for supply and demand and no one could profit from it, they serve live in a world of gold if you have nothing to buy in him?
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>tfw no story of conquistador Anon searching the new world for the legendary city of gold during the height of slavery.
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>>30855044
>a cute little pegasus will never be your perfect broodmare just for you
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>>30855598
Nations switch to silver. Or finally make the inevitable transition to entirely digital currency.
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>>30855598
Gold is useful for computers. Its one of the reasons they cost a lot. There's good in your air bag. Gold in spaceship.

Its the best conductor.
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>>30855767
Don't worry, Lyra and Bash will get there; they're just a bit distracted at the moment...
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>>30855792
Silver is best conductor.
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>>30855778
And suddenly someguy says that the ponies should share their silver too, and surprise!

The ponies do not even use their silver as anything more than a simple ornament, so they give it in such abundance that it surpasses the gold in quantity turning another useless material.

And before they mention digital money remember that only what is determined by shareholders, and with a stock market collapsed by the excess of gold and silver literally worth nothing

>>30855792>

And now they all have gold computers should reduce their costs to the point that will be worth no more than the rest of the materials needed for manufacturing, only good thing about all this is that the space program can build more satellites and spaceships coated gold against radiation and micrometeorites, and now everyone can have their own toilets gold!

Too bad the toilet paper is now worth more than a computer

Thanks ponies!
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>>30855848
Boy you're really reaching.
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>>30855792
Gold is only used because it does not corrode. and the accrual amount used is absolutely miniscule. we're talking less than a grain of rice worth in the whole pc if you some how managed to gather it all perfectly.
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>>30855960
Perhaps humans want to change their gold, silver and other illusory value for cakes and apples
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>>30855026
Why would Trump invade equestria?
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>>30856003
What else? To build walls
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>>30856009
>Trump would invade Equestria just to build them a nice electric invisible wall to keep the griffons out
What a great man.
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>>30856009
Has our knowledge of wall construction improved or declined since medieval times?
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>>30856009
Why build a wall in equestria?
He didn't build Israel's wall or Mexico's wall with Guatemala
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>>30856020
Equestria have Gold, diamonds, fertil soil, big resources and no americans people, perfect for freedom, american way and walls!

>>30856003
To make America great again?

For magic to grow hair?
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>>30856020
First, fuck Mexico. Second, we didn't build Israel's wall, but we definitely payed for it.
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>>30856040
>To make America great again?
How would building a wall not in America make it great again?
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>>30856040
>Equestria have Gold, diamonds, fertil soil, big resources and no americans people
Sounds like Africa
We aren't the British Empire
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>>30856055
Exactly. We'd open up so many fucking trade agreements with them though, maybe even a free migration treaty.
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>>30856072
>First, fuck racist scum
u wot

What does this have to do with anything.
>then goes on to say da joos were the one who put Trump in office
wew
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>>30856072
>Even if you give the answer Trump say in Twitter that you should not believe what i say and adverse opinions to your truth, just know that him make the best for America
Sounds like you can't explain what you said so you attack Trump
How is that an answer?

>Tell that to Iraq
Dont remember gold, fertile soil or diamonds in Iraq and Trump didn't invade it
Plus there's that whole Kuwait thing
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>>30856072
>Israel is who put Trump in the White House, not the voters nor the electoral vote or trading partners
Got proofs?
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>>30856072
>hates racism
>Blames Trump on the jews
I don't even know who is jewing who here

Also I feel like this conversation is leading towards another 200+ posts of off topic posting ala the Religious debate last week
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>>30854836
>Humans seem a bit 'Mary-Sue' in this story.
I mean we know he's either wrong or lying about how great slavery will be for twi so he's far from perfect.
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>>30856157
To be fair
In the mlp the movie official book
The mane 6 plus spike almost got enslaved until capper showed up.
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The libtards are invading
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>>30856245
Quick, be patriotic! They hate that.
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>>30856245
>>30856253
>>30856138
No one cares. There's new green right there, focus your autism into something constructive.
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>>30856257
>said increasingly btfo libtard
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here I am waiting for a clear skies update and get blasted up the ass by shitposting
thanks guys
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>>30856477
>waiting for a clear skies update
Don't hold your breath.
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>>30856522
I'm waiting on a Maiden Voyage update, what are my odds?
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>>30856595
heat death of the universe fampai
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>>30856609
So you're saying there's a chance?
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>>30856609
You still got 12 dimensions
We're only in the 3rd
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Write!
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>Vega updates
>doesn't get any replies because someone asks a thread related question crafted for the purpose of injecting politics into discussion
>people take the bait
I hate all of you.

>>30854136
This is nice. I approve of your decision to unperson Spike; having Twilight constantly sulking about not knowing where he is or trying to get anon to take her to see him at the Dragon Brothel would interrupt the flow of the story.
Better that she focuses on the here and now. Hope we get back to those cuddles soon.
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>>30857415
>your decision to unperson Spike
Not like that's much of a stretch. No reason to consider him important, he's just the sidekick for one of the background characters.
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>>30857030
Make me!
I'm trying so hard, the words just won't sound right.
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>>30856245
As humor, you've had a Marxist in here for two years who you didn't even know.
And now I have outed myself, oh the pain of bringing politics.

>>30857030
I shall.
Something sedate yet terrifying in its implications, like a coworker with cancer giving you all their vacation time.
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>>30857646
>marxist
Kill yourself fampai
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>>30857781
Why?
I'm not the one invading countries over greed.
Fucking Trotskyites.
>Ooooh the people aren't revolting because its easier to pay more and improve living conditions than to deal with an uprising. Clearly we need to just shoot them instead.

Besides, how does a liberal have guns to shoot themselves? I've never understood that liberals hate guns yet are behind the majority of revolutions at the same time.
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>>30856257
>No one cares.

You're rigth anon, fuck the racism, fuck the slavery, fuck their pathetic fantasies exposed to harm and dominate imaginary horses colors
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>>30857415
>Hope we get back to those cuddles soon.
Implying this isn't where twilight picks up her submissive tendencies in the main story. She's hunted down, over powered, tied up, and cared for possibly over and over. That will make any mare a submissive.
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>>30855998
What if ponies are new currency.
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So if slave plays videogame, is it considered botting?
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>>30857415
>spike would interrupt the flow of the story.
Not necessarily. "Spike fled to the Dragon Lands and is embracing his heritage, but will always remember his number one pony-mom". "Spike died suddenly under the effects of the magical suppressors, turns out they need more magic to live than unicorns do". "Spike went through the portal in chains, never to be seen again"
All of these resolve the issue and contribute to the story while 'interrupting' a line or three.
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>>30859846
>botting
Technically yes, the game is being 'played' by an owned thing rather than a paid person as in farming. Practically it depends on the avatars behavior. If the pony is willing and permitted to respond intelligently to things in the game, it's no worse than any other grinding behavior.
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>>30859889
How about "Spike sold out shitloads of ponies, and now like a life of wealth and luxury like some arab sheik."
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>>30860009
>Spike offers to buy Twilight direct from Arnold
>She can't bear the idea of serving the betrayer, no matter how well he treats her. Would rather take her chances through the portal to Earth
>Spike indifferent. He made the offer for old times sake, but she's not a treasure he needs to have
>Their last words are civil, business-like. Twilight needed a cathartic screaming match; cheated by slavery again
>It gets harder and harder for her to feel real passion about anything. This is the birth of the 'go with the flow' slave Twilight we see later.
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>>30860352
It not has been better to buy a Rarity? unless the has been realized not worth paying for an old mare, so instead acquired Sweetie belle
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>>30860538
>Image no related
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>>30859846
Have to read the Terms of service as it varies form game to game

>People who are too nice are accused of being ponies
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So, is Rarity still for spanking? My Rarity's been awful huffy lately and I got a nice big brush right here, but I don't know if the times have changed or not.

Do I still put that white rump to work?
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>>30859977
Whats the difference between a sentiant animal and a Korean without sleep for days?

I fucked a horse, i haven't fucked a korean.
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>>30860956
If we were to setup a korean for you, would you write an article about differences?
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I want to teach my warrior pegasus slave krav maga, give them a Tavor and send them out shopping for me during Black Friday.
They shall only cuddle if they return with a 90 inch OLED tv or better.
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>>30861412
It would be interesting a story of a runaway slave pony who attacks humans as if it were a sort of avenger of his people
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>>30860635
Always. Perhaps vega's anon or last chance's anon can teach a course on white rump tanning.
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>>30818010

> ~~~~

> You couldn't believe you'd let Anon talk you into this abomination. It was wrong and morally reprehensible. It was disgusting. Money troubles or not, you should never have agreed.
> In the end, it had come down to a simple fact: If you didn't help this 'Smokey', he would be killed.
> However uneasy Anon's idea made you, the pony's death would partially be on your hooves.
> It was easy when it had been yourself. You would have preferred death to servitude. But the choice wasn't so clear when it came to somepony else.
> You'd reluctantly agreed.
> But now that Anon had gone to fetch his latest 'project' - your face twisted into a sneer at the thought - the doubts were coming back.
> Was it even your place to decide what was best for a stallion you didn't even know?
> Anon had promised that he had done his research and Smokey had kind, caring owners.
> Exactly like all the other ponies he had trained over the years. Why then, had he needed to break their spirits first?
> Maybe this time it would be different. For one, you would be there to make sure Anon didn't return to his old ways. And also, the human had changed.
> Or so you believed.
> All you needed to do was help Smokey through his depression. No training. No breaking.
> Celestia help you, but you had believed him when the human had said that his owners wanted the stallion happy.
> You caught the sound of the car and your heart leapt up in your throat.
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>>30861563

> Despite your misgivings, your act needed to be convincing.
> Your hoof went up to your neck, where a faint scar was still visible under the fur. You didn't want anypony to feel as low as you had that time.
> You would try, at least. And if Anon went too far, you would murder him in his sleep.
> All thought was pushed away when you heard the car door open. Moments later there was the unmistakable clop of hooves on concrete. You reached for your magic and turned the knob.
> The pony would undoubtedly hear the hammering of your heart, but maybe he would mistake it for excitement.
> You laid your eyes on him.
> The world seemed to stop for a moment. Your breath caught. Then the floor swayed dangerously, almost making you lose your footing.
> You felt as if a bell had been struck with you inside it. Everything was ringing and there was a metallic taste in your mouth. You had bitten your lip hard enough to draw blood.
"OPAL GLEAM?!"
> Both the human and the pony froze in their tracks, staring.
> Anon looked from you to him, then back, jaw dropping in surprise.
> The stallion's eyes grew wide and he worked his mouth, trying to say something.
> "L-lav.. Lavender?" he managed to whisper hoarsely.
> Your emotions felt like a storm, with you barely holding on in the middle of it. Foremost were anger and joy in a strange, illogical mixture.
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>>30861566

> You rushed forward, closing the distance between you in a few heartbeats. What you wanted to do was fall in his arms and kiss him. But what you did instead was hoof him right across the muzzle.
"You utter, miserable bastard!"
> You poured out all of your misery, longing, pain and regret into that sentence.
"You left me! I hate you!"
> There was much more you wanted to say, but that summed it up nicely.
> His head lowered and he drew a shuddering breath.
> "Lavender, I-"
> His words were interrupted by another hoof slap. Tears were running unchecked down your face and you felt your mouth twist into a rictus of fury.
"You talked me into marrying you! You said it was going to be all right! NOW LOOK WHERE I AM!"
> He refused to meet your eyes. You raised your hoof again, but Anon caught it.
> "Stop. That's not helping anyone," he said firmly. "Let's just go inside and talk this out."
> However pleasing it was to see the human unsure of what to do, the pony in front of you had all your attention.
> He was in a bad state. His coat was dull and filthy. His mane, usually well kept and carefully styled even when you had been bitless, was in a tangled, greasy disarray. The pony was much too thin, with most of his ribs showing and a hollow void where his gut should be.
> You couldn't feel sorry for him.
> The bastard had abandoned you when you had needed him most. He got his family back - his old way of life, while you were left to rot in the Tartarus that was Manehattan Slums.
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>>30861571

> You wondered how he had managed to get caught, but then you decided you didn't care. You just thanked the princesses earnestly for the little tidbit of justice.
"Fine. Let's go in."
> You led the way into the house while Anon coerced the trembling stallion to follow. You caught the pony stealing glances at you with a mixture of relief and fear as he was dragged by the leash.
> He didn't try to speak until you were all in the warm hallway and the door closed.
> "Lavender-"
"Shut up!"
> You didn't want to hear his excuses and accusations.
"We need a moment, alone," you told Anon.
> He nodded and held the leash out for you to grab it with your magic. Without any further words, you dragged the stallion through the kitchen to your room.
> He wanted to fight you, but the shock of seeing your magic working distracted him enough to get him moving.
> You pulled him into the bare chamber and closed the door.
"Say your piece!"
> His eyes took you in. You knew he saw your well-kept, healthy coat and your long, washed mane. No doubt he could smell the faint mint shampoo. He quickly decided you were doing well for yourself and threw himself on your mercy.
> "Please, Lavender- I love you."
> The words infuriated you and you felt your ears fold back in warning. Opal's eyes fell and he stiffened in fear.
"You don't get to say that! YOU DON'T SAY THAT TO ME EVER AGAIN!"
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>>30861581

> It had come out louder than you had intended, but it had the effect you wanted.
> Opal flinched at the volume and whimpered a little.
> "I- " he mumbled quietly, "I'm sorry... for everything."
> With your magic still holding the leash, you yanked him closer until he was forced to look into your eyes.
"Weeks! For weeks you buttered me with your fancy words and promises! And when my father said 'no', you promised I could come live with your family!"
> "I didn't know my dad wanted me to marry Pristine! It was arranged before I knew about it!"
> You lifted your hoof to slap him, but the blow didn't land. You heaved a sigh and closed your eyes instead.
"I thought I loved you when you told him no and married me anyway. I thought we could make it work."
> "We could have," he muttered.
"But then you missed your fancy clothes and your fine meals and the jewelry... and it was my fault. Wasn't it? WASN'T IT, OPAL GLEAM?"
> His eyes slid away again and he nodded hesitantly. "I'm sorry. We were both on edge..."
> You slowly unhooked the leash from his collar and let it coil on the floor. Freed from your grip, the stallion pulled away and sagged in relief.
> "We- we can try again. Lavender! Please!"
> You took a step closer and carefully parted the fur on your neck. He saw the scar and swallowed hard.
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>>30861587

"I did it myself, to try and escape this Tartarus. But it wasn't enough. *That's* how bad this place is! If you hadn't... swooped me away, promised me all those things I might still be with my parents in the Crystal Empire!"
> He finally looked in your eyes. There was a tiny flare of anger "I'm sorry. But it looks like you're doing fine now! Better than I am!"
"Only because I earned it every step of the way! I don't even remember how many beatings... I almost lost my mind here, Opal!"
> He nodded quickly. "I- I want to be here for you. Please! Convince your master to keep me. I love you-"
> He was still the scheming, conniving bag of dirt you remembered. Some of the blame for your failed marriage might lie on your side, but the fact that Opal had jumped at the first chance to return to his wealthy family had told you everything you had needed to know.
> He had wanted you because you were exotic and available. But when things got hard, he had no qualms about leaving you in the dirt.
> And now, caught away from his precious wealth and comfort, he tried to use any residual feelings you might have for him to improve his lot.
> His claim of love was a self-serving lie.
> The fact that you really did still have feelings for him drove you into a frenzy.
> You had let him use you like that once before. You wouldn't make the same mistake again.
"Don't say that! Don't you ever say those words to me again!"
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>>30861598

> He didn't see the glow of your magic around the whip. He simply had to push his luck.
> "I always loved you, Lavender. I'm sorry if I didn't-"
> The word was interrupted by a slap and a yelp as the thin strap of leather landed across his flank. You strike was true and the blow echoed in the room.
> You had learned a thing or two from Anon, you thought in perverse amusement.
> "W-what are you doing? Stop! Lavender, please, my love- Aaagh!" he screamed again as you interrupted his lies with a blow.
"You don't talk to me about love! You... you hypocrite!"
> Another lash landed on him and he quickly scampered away. But there was no place to go. His cowardice in the face of his punishment drove you crazy and you followed him with the makeshift whip, not caring where the hits rained.
> Very quickly his cries rang louder than the leather and the stallion curled up in a small ball, protecting his face with his hooves.
> His begging had devolved to screaming.
> But you couldn't stop. You had to beat the years of misery and fear out of *someone*! There had to be some kind of justice in the world!
> It seemed like only moments passed before the door flew open and Anon rushed in.
> "What the fuck are you doing Lavender?" he demanded. He quickly grabbed the leash, ignoring the solid lash that connected with his arm.
> You tried to pull it out of his grip, to continue beating the object of your hatred and misery, but the human held it firmly.
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>>30861607

> Magical grip slipped away and you fell down to your haunches, openly crying.
> The sight before you said it all. The bruised and beaten Opal Gleam, watching you in abject terror.
> Anon, staring in shock and disbelief even as he gathered the weeping pony in his arms.
> The whip on the floor with a bit of blood on the metal hook.
> The full realization of what you had done - what you had intended to do - hit you all at once.
> You let out a primal scream of misery. You had become just like Anon. The thing you hated most in the world; now you were it.
> You had taken your pain, your suffering, your sorrow, and turned them into something twisted and evil within yourself.
> Just like with the human, it had manifested itself as a desire to hurt others. To make them suffer.
> And you had begun on your husband. On somepony you had once loved.
> Just like Anon and Pearl Shine.
> You swallowed, but couldn't get rid of the lump in your throat.
"I'm sorry."
> It came out as a whisper, but it seemed to echo around the room. You were afraid it was a lie.
> The path was open and you took it. Running past Anon and the still weeping Opal Gleam, you made your escape through the house and out to the back yard.
> Maybe you could find solace in your garden. Maybe, if you thought about it hard enough, you would find a reason. An explanation. A way to live with yourself.
> In that room, with the two people who had both betrayed you, all you saw in yourself was a monster.
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>>30861614

That's the update for now. Please do remember that I welcome all feedback, even if it's just to tell me I suck, or that I'm getting lazy.

Finish line is in sight. (No, deus-ex-Pearl won't be the one to resolve the problem this time.)

Oh, and I also updated this thing, if anyone would like the entire story in one place: https://pastebin.com/NFvpWPVm
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>>30861478
They can be the reanimated corpse of Lenin out to crush capialism so long as they get my tv.
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>>30861647
Oh wow, everything about this is perfect. Thought you were loosing focus a bit when Pearl left, but you're back on track now. Lavender can enthusiastically introduce 'Smoky' (she will not utter his pony name) to the abject humiliation of slavery, and let Anon play the good guy for once. Once they come to an understanding they could make an effective team, gently breaking resistant ponies into well-adapted (and valuable) slaves. Like Anon was doing before, but better with the two of them.
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>>30861647
> deus-ex-Pearl
Why bother, they'd just part their ways after a while knowing each other would be fine, worst case if she still hates him and just glad he's not going back. It's not like he decided to tell how he got captured or how his previous owner treats him "nice", first thing he talked about was this. Maybe he'll elaborate later and she'll change her mind. Anon needs to separate them for a couple of hours and then go tell Lavender that no matter how angry she was there's never too late to say sorry and bear through listening.
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>>30861647

I guess his plan to kill Anon while sleeping has changed victim, pity... the things were improving for both sadly this work is the only thing that prevents Anon end selling Lavender for lack of funds, Opal 'Smoky' Glean is forced to depend on the kindness of Anon if he want to survive, is interesting as the roles are reversed, now the monster is the crystal pony and the victim his former lover, what kind of punishment should impose Anon to Lavender for his terrible behavior? I do not think that their actions go unpunished.

I would like to know the story of Opal, which occurred that left him in such terrible condition

Thanks AWF
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>>30861614
Oh fuck
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>>30861614
>>30861647
Hey look, now she's just every bit the piece of shit Anon is! They're perfect for each other.
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>>30862604
kill yourself edgefag
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>>30861647
Everyone liked the relationship between TrainerAnon and Red Heart in that story. Neither was a fan of slavery, but they both worked to support the institution. The ponies in their care suffered under it, but were (notionally) better for it. Red Heart was a model slave in public but stood up to Anon frequently, even for his own good. Lavender and this Anon might build a complex supportive relationship like that, each curbing the excess of the other.
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Sweet Pigs on Grass. Was a nice day for it today.

Would you euthanize a pony slave? Would you kill yourself? everyone on 4chan says "kill yourself" I plan to eventually because natural death is for suckers, but I've got another 40 years or so in me. Aspiring Anon stopped Lavenders suicide then broke his promise to kill her. His right as the owner of a thing, I suppose, but I would not do that to a person.
Old Pig (foreground) might not have 40 days. She's healthy enough at the moment, but I can see her weakening. Will be a tough call.
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>>30863627
:(

So sorry for your piggy

You take care of them well m8
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PEE IN SLAVE
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>when you get your little slave mare, her vagina and anus are both too small to fit your dick
>so you use tapered toys to stretch both holes out until they rip into each other, forming a single bloody fuck-hole
>she will likely die within a few days from shock and blood loss, but not before fulfilling the purpose she was purchased for
>you can always buy a new fuckslave-toy and repeat the process ad nauseum
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>>30864103
fuck off SiM
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>>30863627
The difference between a Equestrian Pony and a Guinea Pig is that at least the Pony can ask you to end your pain, the life and death of your pet is totally in your hands and regardless of the decision you make the final result will always remain in your
consciousness.

Choose wisely
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>>30864103
That must be one tiny little filly to not be able to accommodate an average human dick.
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>>30864150
ponies are small anon
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>>30864103
hang yourself.
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>>30864126
There's a school of thought that life is sacred, ending it is a sin, and should be a crime. Justifications usually involve gods and souls, and the question of whether ponies have them went really badly last thread, so let's tread with caution here! When Aspiring Anon interfered with Lavenders suicide, was it just a part of his obsession for controlling her, or was it the very point he understood the limits of that control? When he broke his promise to euthanize her later, was that betrayal or mercy? As people do we 'own' ourselves, or do others have some right to force life on us against our will? As property can slaves be humanly destroyed for our convenience, or does mere sapience give them some right to live?

>Choose wisely
The decision will not be hasty, and will not be purely for my own convenience, although that is a factor too. I've seen people go to some lengths prolonging the lives of sick pets, with wheel-chairs, catheters, diapers, etc! I've force-fed a guinea for a week before she died on me (pic related: RIP Nickel!). That doesn't seem wise to me now, but I can't articulate exactly why not.

>posting off-topic off page 9
>will not make a habit of it
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'Testimony' from a parrot was recently submitted as evidence in a murder case in New York state. No joke - the bird kept saying "don't fucking shoot" after its owner was killed.

Could slave ponies be questioned as witnesses to a crime? What if they are owned by the defendant - can he order them not to speak as an extension of his own right to no self-incrimination if applicable in your country? Or are they obligated to act as neutral evidence, and intimidating a pony into silence itself is a crime? Conversely, if they falsely give evidence against a defendant, is it the pony's fault or is the owner guilty of perjury? If police are not happy with their evidence given, can harsher interrogation methods be used on a pony?
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>>30864317
You're the glue that holds this thread together guinea pig guy.
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>>30864591
It would be valid if the pony was testifying against another pony, but invalid if testifying against a human.
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>>30864591
This isn't new, there was a case in California just last Christmas that had some rookie lawyer bring a parrot to testify.
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I want to punish my mare slave by putting a buttplug covered in ginger extract into her anus and holding her down over my lap while she squirms and cries.
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>Because I Choose To
I can't read any more of this shit. Between the feminist rant and the stratospheric levels of cringe coming from the protagonist I can't even force myself to slog through this anymore.
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>>30866004

It really does get bad doesn't it. I couldn't even get halfway through part one.

Such a shame too, because the mystery had my attention. Too bad it cratered every time the MC and GlimGlam were alone.
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>>30866059
It started really cool for me, and the twist with AC Thor and the whole underground operation thing was neat and Starlight's backstory was pretty feelsy, but it DID get really bad when it just became a story about them boning each other 24/7 and professing their love constantly. Then it got annoying.
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>>30866175
The mc was just cringy as fuck with his inner monologue. I couldn't stomach the mall ninja pseudo military talk either, it felt like a kid on Xbox live was stringing together all sorts of military lingo above his understanding
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Updates done, I shall post now. There might be some spelling errors and shit, since I'm forgoing a hard proof read for the sake of not forcing people to wait longer, I'll repost the last part of the previous dump for context.

>Your eyes widen as she gives you a good hard push, sending your body sprawling through the air and into the water
>The scream of pure rage you emit is almost completely drowned out by the rush of freezing water and the evil laughter from the surface
>Thankfully nearly every electrical item on the market comes waterproofed, otherwise you'd be a little more than just soaked
>You resurface and begin to scream obscenities at the uncontrollable mare
>Celestia ignores you, continuing to roll around on her back, graced by the presence of an almighty kek
>She only halts her cackling when a splash of water finds its way directly onto her face
>You lock eyes once more, and you bring your electronic wrist pad to bare
"You're dead Sun horse..."
>"On the contrary, I've never been more ali-"
>A blast of plasma fired from the turret on top of the SRV liquifies the cupcake she was about to stuff in her mouth, sending the charred remains spiralling into the pool
>Celestia just stares in shock at the small portion of cake that remains balanced atop the now blackened end of her bandaged hoof
>Lucky those bandages were there actually, otherwise she would have been in for her third nasty injury, and you weren't looking at her hoof when you fired
"Care to repeat that one Celestia."
>"N-no need for that, I think an apology on my part is required."
"Mmhmm."
>"I'm- I'm sorry for pushing you in the water. Even though it was rather humorous and I don't regret it in the slightest."
"And I'm sorry for melting your cupcake, there, we're even. Now give me a hand-"
>"Hoof."
"Whatever. Just help me out."
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>>30866509

>She reaches out to you with her good hoof, and you use it to pull yourself out of the water
>After standing away from the blanket, you immediately remove your hooded top and t-shirt, hanging them over a trailing branch to dry
>Celestia watches with an almost frightening fascination, tracing your every move with her large, magenta eyes
>This alarms you, partially because you're an awkward fuck, but more so because you're not exactly at the peak of human performance
>Of course you had to be at least semi fit, otherwise the federation would deem you incapable of piloting a spacecraft, but your body is no temple
>However the empyrean equine is giving you more than just a once over, and you honestly have no idea what to do
"Um, you okay there. Something behind me got your attention?"
>"What? Oh... Sorry it's just, I've never really seen a human without protective garments, I just had no idea that you would look like, well that..."
>Your mind flashes back to what she told you about her previous master, as well what you saw for yourself
>She seems to catch on fairly quickly
>"My old master, he would never undress when he... 'Used' me. I only ever saw his, member..."
>Ew
>Fucking nasty
>From the look on Celestia's face you can tell she shares your feelings
"Well, this is what a human looks like, I'm sorry to disappoint you."
>"I never said you looked bad, just... Different."
"Eh... Thanks, I guess..."
>You were planning on removing your shorts too, but since she seems so interested in your physical appearance you decide to keep them on, just to be on the safe side
"In any case, I brought some stuff that I think you'll find interesting..."
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>>30866517
>You reach into the basket and retrieve the drone and it's peripherals, switching it on as you do so
>The red light that serves as the photo receptor flickers on, and begins to scan its surroundings
>"What is that? Some sort of camera?
"No, it's a drone..."
>"Doesn't look like a drone to me..."
"And you would know what a drone looks like?"
>"Well I've met changelings before, and doesn't look like one."
>What the fuck is a changeling?
>Sounds like some more magic tomfoolery to you
"Changelings? Never heard of them."
>"Your species did invade my entire planet, correct?"
"Fuck if I know sun horse, my great grandparents weren't even a thought when that happened."
>"Well, changelings are like ponies, only more... Aphidian, in nature."
"So, bug horses?"
>"Correct..."
"Neat... Anyway, this isn't that kind of drone."
>You pull out the controller and headset, and begin to tune it to the right frequency
"Think of this as an eye in the sky, it allows you to see places without actually being there."
>"So, a scrying spell?"
"I'm just going to pretend I know what that is..."
>"A spell that allows you to see places, without actually being there, perhaps?"
"Shut up and put that headset on."
>Celestia takes the headgear with a huff, and struggles to fit it over her muzzle
>When she finally manages to get it on comfortably, a look of concern crosses her face
>"I cannot see anything, is that normal?"
"It is when the headset is switched off..."
>You flick the button on the side of the set, and a red light begins to flash
>A similar red light also begins to flash on the drone, and after a moment both LEDs turn blue
>"I can see something! Everything is green!"
>With a chuckle you pull the drone out of the grass, and face it towards her
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>>30866527
>"Wait, that's me! Is that what I look like with this thing on?"
>You pull the controller over and start up the drones duel repulsor engines, allowing it to float in place
>The advertisement really wasn't joking, the thing is practically silent, just a slight hum and a soft jet of hot air
>You look down at the small screen the controller provides you with, and strafe the drone down across the pool
>"Woah, where is it going?"
"It's going where ever I tell it too."
>"And where are you telling it to go?"
"I dunno, somewhere."
>She's probably narrowing her eyes at you again
>"I don't know if you can tell, but I'm scowling at you."
>Yup
"Good for you, now watch this!"
>The small craft pulls up over the bank foliage and rockets into the sky, clearing the canopy in an instant
>You guide it along the tops of the trees, weaving between outcrops and branches
>Celestia's jaw seems to have slackened somewhat
>It's a good look for her
>"It's- it's beautiful out here..."
>You hum in agreement, swinging the drone around to face the distant towers of the local cities
>"That place is huge! Is that the capital of this nation?"
"No actually, the planetary headquarters are on the other side of the world..."
>"And they control everything?"
"Nah, most of our laws and legislation comes from the galactic Federation, the planetary council just decides where best to divert funding."
>"So they only control where the money goes?"
"Precisely."
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>>30866537
>You peel your eyes away from the screen to look at your horse roomie
>She's thinking about something rather deeply again
>You don't no whether this is a normal thing for her, or she's just relishing the gift of free speech and thought for the first time in a while
>"I-I see something..."
>Is she using her magical force powers to trigger visions?
>Neat
"Don't go into the light Celestia.... Wooahhhahaha!"
>"No, I actually see something..."
"Is it god? The dead?"
>"No you featherbrain! On the camera thing!"
>Feather brain?
>Must be a pony insul- Wait what the fuck did she just say?
>You look back to your drone screen and come crazily close to shitting yourself
"Oh crap!"
>You force the drone into a steep dive, just barely avoiding the Cobra mkIII that rushes over your heads at mach 2
>The sound follows a few moments after
>*Fwooooooooosh*
>Jesus you forgot how loud those things are
>Your ears are ringing from the noise...
>No, wait...
>That's just Celestia screaming
"Celestia!"
>She's waving her hooves and one remaining wing around like a madmare
>It's actually rather difficult to get near her because of the many punches being thrown your way
"Hey! Celestia! Celestia it's okay!"
>She's not paying attention to you, so you do what's best and lunge for the headset
>Luckily you find purchase, and manage to remove the device from the Alicorns head
"You're fine! Look..."
>She blinks for a couple of moments, her eyes adjusting to the new environment
"It wasn't you... You're okay."
>"I- I-I-"
"Shhhh, it's okay... Just breath..."
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>>30866549
>She's shaking, violently...
>You can forget how disorientating VR gear can be, especially with all the sensory stuff they cram into it nowadays
"It wasn't real Celestia... Well... It was, but the point is you're fine..."
>She doesn't reply, so you cast you head up to the sky and silently curse the fuckers who were flying that thing
>As far as you're aware they were violating quite a few terrestrial laws
>Minimum altitude...
>Speed limits within 30 kilometres of a populated area...
>The list goes on
>But in order to lawfully fuck what had to be a pair of kids out in their dads ship...
>Well, you'd have to bring up your special horse in court
>And that's not worth it...
>You feel the light brush of hair leaning against your side
>Celestia appears to have closed the gap between your bodies in fright
>Holy shit she's cute when she's scared
>That's not really something you should be thinking, but that doesn't change the statements validity
"Come on you..."
>You place the controller down at your side and wrap her in a (semi) wet hug
"I promised you'd be safe... Didn't I?"
>She nods, her head buried into your chest
>Is this something ponies do? Nuzzling?
>In any case, you're really glad you remembered to wear deodorant today
"Well, when have I broken a promise?"
>Shit, you did just eyeball live ammunition at her...
>And you haven't exactly been very careful with her in regards to her overall wellbeing, bringing her here in your SRV cargo hold and all...
>Fuck... You must be a shitty 'roommate'
>She seems to know it too, if the tear ridden deadpan she's giving you is anything to go by
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>>30866555
"You know what, don't answer that... The moral is, I'd never let someone else hurt you, only me, and yourself... And the occasional low hanging branch or doorframe..."
>You pat her on the head awkwardly and detach yourself
"Better?"
>Her breathing seems more normal now... So that's progress.
>"B-better..."
"Good stuff, now... How about we go get that drone before we lose-"
>You're cut off by the sound of your phone ringing
>A quick check reveals the number isn't recognised
>Normally you'd write it off as some bullshit ad company trying to sell you ship insurance or claim that one of your loved ones has been diagnosed with another spooky space disease, and thus either ignore it or take the piss out of the operator respectively
>But this number doesn't look like the corporate codes they give to all the poor souls that work in their call stations
>It appears to be residential...
"Actually Celestia, do you think you could be a good girl and go fetch it yourself, this looks important... Just follow the blue lights and buzzing and you should find it in no time
>She deflates slightly, but gets up regardless, strutting across the clearing and into the thicket on the other side
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>>30866561
>With that sorted, you turn you attention back to the phone, which is still emitting its hypnotically cheerful tune
>After a moment of hesitation, you answer it
"H-hello?"
>"Hello! Is this A- Anonymous? Is this Anonymous speaking?"
"Uh, yeah, and who might you be?"
>There's a gruff chuckle, followed almost immediately by a hacking cough
>"Sorry lad... It's me, Edward..."
"Edward?"
>"You know me! Edward Quasar! I run the old robotics shop, you came to me about a prosthetic..."
>Oh...
>Oh!
>You know this guy! He's the one that gave you all the stuff for Celestia's horn
"Oh! Fuck, yeah, sorry man... It's been a long week."
>"I can imagine, but I'd watch that memory if I were you, you might end up as senile as me!"
>He follows up the somewhat weak joke with another round of laughter, followed by more coughing
>"Right... I was just calling to see about the progress of that horn replacement, I take it it's going well?"
"In a manner of speaking..."
>He hums disapprovingly
>"In what manner are we speaking?"
"The manner that means it worked, so you don't need to worry about the finer details..."
>"You broke it, didn't you..."
"N-no..."
>"Do you need a replacement?"
"I said it's fine, she's good..."
>The phones speaker emits a sigh of disappointment
>"Well, disregarding your lack of care for basic maintenance, I have made some designs for a wing I'd like you to take a look over... I trust you know enough about aeronautics and aviation to understand just how ridiculous these were to come up with..."
"I've paddled in the subject..."
>"Well then prepare to swim, these designs are far passed the deep end..."
"Duly noted..."
>"I'll transmit them now... You've got your receiver on right?"
>A fleeting glance at your SRV dash reveals that the onboard computer is still primed from all the radio broadcasts you listened too on the way here
"Yeah, it's on..."
>"Transmitting now..."
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>>30866571
>A few moments pass, and your inbox lights up with a subtle ping
"I got 'em."
>"Good stuff, now I should probably get back to work... These robots aren't going to build themselves..."
>Huh...
>You're pretty sure they do actually build themselves, but he must make all of his by hand
"Wait... Before you go, do you want to talk to her? I mean, I'm sure she'd remember you..."
>The phone goes quiet for a moment, the old man clearly giving your proposition some thought
>"It's probably best if I don't... I don't want to trigger any nasty memories, you know?"
"I'm sure you wouldn't... She might be happy to hear from you..."
>"No... I don't want to risk it... If I talk to her it has to be face to face..."
>Huh... You kinda respect that sentiment
>With the advancement of technology you hardly ever actually see anyone, only through monitors and voice calls...
>Not that you have many people to see
"Okay... I guess. I'll take a look at those designs later..."
>You think you can see Celestia coming out of the bushes
"And thanks... You know for doing all this..."
>"I'm not doing it for you Anonymous... But your gratitude is appreciated."
>Before you can reply, he hangs up the call
>Rude
>Celestia has started to cross the clearing towards you, the drone clamped firmly between her teeth
>The muscles around her neck and jaw seem to be strained, attempting hold the relatively heavy object up
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>>30866577
"Does that not hurt?"
>"Nhmhhmmm mhmm."
"Spit out the drone, and try again..."
>She places the aircraft down in the grass and speaks
>"I'm used to it..."
>Of course she is...
>You don't say anything, preferring just to sit in silence as the suns make their way across the sky
>Celestia lies down next to you, and for next couple of hours you simply bask in the tranquility of your location
>"Anonymous, look..."
>The soft voice of your companion rouses you from your peaceful state
"Hmmm?"
>She simply points towards something out of view
>Above the canopy, a small creature apon a set of golden wings, glides in the wind
>You instantly recognise it as one of the fabled sol tracer moths
"Huh... Neat..."
>"They seem to follow me everywhere..."
"Maybe you're like secretly their leader... You know, their queen."
>"Moths don't work like that Anon..."
>A strong gust of wind picks up, and the moth is blown away, the sky growing slightly darker under the shadow of approaching clouds
>Shit
>You forgot the weather reports listed a 50/50 chance of rain this evening
>Humans have learned to travel the stars, and harness the very energy that drive them, but they still cannot predict the weather
"Looks like a storm is brewing... We should probably get home..."
>"Oh... Alright..."
>You get up off the blanket, and retrieve what you can carry from grass, making sure to pull your clothing off the branch and slip it back on
>Once everything is out of the way, Celestia uses her forehooves to roll the blanket into a tube, and place it under her wing
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>>30866589
>The two of you return to the SRV just as the first drops of rain begin to fall
>Water bounces off the chrome surface as you tediously load the cargo hold in a strategic manner to give Celestia enough room to move around
>She fusses over you the whole way through it, claiming that she's fine, and that you're getting wet
>Finally, it reaches a point where it can be considered comfortable for a being of her size
>"Anonymous, you didn't need to do that..."
"I know, but I wanted too... So that's that..."
>By this point you're both soaking, but luckily for her the cargo hold has a decent heating unit, so she'll be dry in no time
>You on the other hand, well, you get whatever heat wafts through the vents
>After securing her within the bay, you close the doors and take the short walk round to the front of your SRV
>Droplets of rain slash against the windscreen as you open the gull wing door and slide inside, leaning against the warm air from the hold
>It's really begun to pick up, with your pool quickly expanding into a lake before your very eyes
>When it rains here, it really rains
"You all good back there?"
>"I am fine Anon... Are you okay?"
"Okay enough... I'll drive a little slower this time, so you should bounce around too much..."
>"It's appreciated, thanks."
"Don't mention it..."
>The windscreen wipers come on, clearing your view of the glade outside
>There is now a torrent of water flowing between the wheels of your SRV
>You better bug out quickly before some of that accursed mud forms, and you get stranded
>You power up the fusion drive, and the vehicle begins to whine, the metal studded tires gripping the soft earth with ease
>After a short scramble, you're back on the road, heading for home
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>>30866595
>An hour or so later, you pull into your driveway
>The rain has gone off, but the sky is getting darker, a twilight haze descending across the land
>You park the buggy under your ship, and remove the keycard, shutting down the engine
"Celestia... Celestia we're home..."
>No response
>You exit the pilots bubble and approach the back of the vehicle, opening the cargo hold once more
"Heh... Of course..."
>Celestia sits in a pile of crumbs and discarded wrappers, having broken into the picnic basket and eaten the vast majority of the remaining treats
>The best part is, she's now fast asleep...
>Not for long
"Come on Sunhorse, let's get you inside..."
>When she doesn't instantly heed your call, you give her a gentle shake
>This is more effective, and a pair of large magenta eyes flutter open
>"H-hello Anon..."
"Hello you, we're home... I would offer you some dinner, but you seem to have taken care of that for me..."
>Her cheeks grow slightly red, and she avoids your gaze
>"Well I couldn't let it go to waste... No perfectly good confectionary should go uneaten..."
"With that attitude I'm surprised you've not got diabetes..."
>She rolls her eyes and climbs out of the boot, landing on the gravel with a soft crunch
>You shut the doors behind her, taking the basket with you, and initiate the SRVs auto dock sequence, allowing your courier to pull it into the hold
>With that done, the pair of you walk up the garden and enter your home, which feels infinitely warmer than the cold and humid outdoors
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>>30866605
>You wipe your feet on the doormat, which has an imprint of the Federation logo
>Heh, that'll show them for hiring such shitty interns
>Celestia yawns, raising her hoof up to her mouth as she does so
>"Oh my... It seems our little escapade took more out of me than I realised..."
"It would seem that way..."
>The door closes behind you with a whoosh, and locks
"Would you like a mug of anything? Coffee? Hot chocolate?"
>"Don't trouble yourself Anonymous... I can get them... Just take a seat on the couch..."
"Don't even think about it, you've done enough today..."
>"Nonsense... I'm only fulfilling my purpose, you treated me to a day out and sandwiches, which were lovely by the way, and now I'll make you some coco... That's how it goes Anon..."
>A sigh of defeat escapes your lips
"You don't need to keep doing this Celestia... You don't have to bend over backwards to serve me... I don't exactly deserve it..."
>She's already made her way into the kitchen, and is pulling a pair of mugs out of the cupboard
>"I'm not bending over backwards for you Anonymous. Not only am I physically incapable of such and action, but I feel that you've seemingly come to terms with all my quirks and habits. I know I'm not easy to have around, and I know that sometimes it can be hard to open up ones home without gaining something in return... So I feel it fit to help out now and again..."
>Using only her wing and one free hoof to push things around on the counter, she manages to inexplicably place both mugs into the machine and flip it on
"You do more than just help Sun horse, and for what it's worth, I'm glad to have you..."
>The machine pings, and the mugs are ejected onto the platter, compete with chocolate shavings and marshmallow
>"And for what it's worth, I'm glad to be here..."
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>>30866619
>She scoops up the tray, and walks past you on three hooves, still limping slightly
>The platter finds its way onto the coffee table in front of the TV, and she takes a seat on her established half of the couch
>She drags the TV remote over and flicks it on, allowing the daily news to play, before patting a spot on the couch next to her
>You approach slowly, and take a seat next to her, passing her a mug while simultaneously latching on to your own
"I'm sorry by the way... About... You know, shooting at you..."
>"No need to apologise Anon, I had it coming..."
"You really didn't... It was stupid, I could have seriously hurt you-"
>"Shhh..."
>She places the hoof that isn't holding her mug on your mouth, silencing you
>"It's fine, I know you meant nothing by it..."
>The news is looking as grim as ever, and you can see one of her ears flickering towards the speakers every time the presenter mentions missiles or railguns
>"I know cruel Anonymous, I've witnessed it with my own eyes, even before you humans found us, our world was crawling with it..."
>"Villains that would impersonate us, steal our power and our abilities, raise chaos across the land... We stood strong against them, but I saw how cruel they could be..."
>The woman on the TV is showing a clip of the Farragut class battlecruiser 'Deliverance' firing a salvo of nuclear warheads at a planets surface, the dim light of distant explosions appearing under the clouds
>"It's rather sad actually... I grew so used to winning, that when your species arrived I though you weak and disorganised, hiding inside your floating cans and suites of metal... All it took was a little bit of pushing back and-"
>Another perfectly timed explosion on the TV goes off, emphasising her point
>"... But you... You aren't cruel... Beneath that hard exterior of cynical humour and repressed feelings, I can tell you're a good man..."
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>>30866635
"Celestia... We've known each other for a week, you have no idea who I am..."
>"I know Anon... But we sit in the same boat. You know very little about my past, I can tell, yet you still invite me into your home and put food in my stomach. You even repaired my horn. You've shown me trust, and it is a trust that I will return... Along with favours like making coco and doing dishes..."
>Huh... You never really thought about it that way...
>To you taking Celestia in was a bit like taking a in a stray cat
>A very large and clumsy stray cat
>She wasn't something felt you had to place trust in, mainly because you thought she was to far gone to do you any real damage
>Looking back it was a risky move, but you're pretty sure the payoff was worth the risk
"Well, I guess I can't argue with that..."
>She smiles softly, taking a long sip from her mug of chocolate
>"Then don't try, just accept that I'll do these things for you... Whether you like it or not..."
>You raise your mug to your mouth, and gulp down the sweet liquid
"I think I can deal with that..."
>"Good, now as much as I love our little interactions, I think I'll be heading off to bed... You know, over there..."
"Yes... I think I'll be off too... It's your big day tomorrow, don't want to be tired for that..."
>"I did tell you how thankful I am for that, didn't I?"
"Many times Sunhorse, many times..."
>She grins, and gets up from the couch, wandering over to the bathroom to brush her teeth
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>>30866651
>You hear her humming a cheery tune for which you have no name, a sweet melody which you can't help but find catchy
>Perhaps you'll ask her about it later...
>With a tired sigh, you finish the rest of your coco, and rise to brush your own teeth
>After Celestia has finished struggling to use the human toilet, she emerges, and you take her place in front of the bathroom mirror
>"Don't forget to rinse with mouthwash Anon..."
"Yeah yeah, shut up mum..."
>You hear her giggling as she trots away, followed by the rustling of sheets and flump of a pillow
>You finish in short order, and make your own way to bed, wishing her good night in passing
>She sounds like she's already fast asleep...
>Good that, you have a lot of work to do tomorrow
>But for now, you can rest easy knowing there'll be a cup of coffee ready for you in the morning...
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>>30866658
And there you have it, I'm sorry if this wasn't up anyone's expectations or whatever. I promise to write more of this regardless.
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Just wanted to post a little update before bed.

Part three is currently 3500 words and 80-90% done. Just need to finish off the current scene and do some editing and it should be ready to go up tomorrow night. I was going to push through the night, but I didn't want to interrupt PhysicalAnontism's story upload.

Sorry for the extra delay though. Its been 2 days beyond what I promised.

Also the story has a title now, it's a cheesy one for all of you who love that kind of thing.

The title is: The Sun will rise again.

>>30866681
Loving the Sci-fi setting mang.
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>>30866722
Thanks famalam, you do a Celestia one as well right?
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>>30866681
A big 16 page update, and nothing much happens. I like it; real life isn't all action all the time either, a slow day at the park is worth doing too.
Celestia is always motivated by duty to her ponies, I wonder what she would want without them? Who is Princess Celestia without the princess part? This far-future setting is a great way to explore the question.
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>>30866722
>Part three is currently 3500 words
muh dik
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>>30866681
Thanks for the big ol' update, and thanks for not
disappearing
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>>30866681
P A S T E B I N
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>ywn milk your mare with your mouth
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>>30861375
Yes. I have English degree. I can also compare to other animals like deer, dog, ebony, and Latino.
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>>30866681
It's back! Cheers for the update my dude. Always love me some Celly.
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>>30866527
>>"I can see something! Everything is green!"
>>With a chuckle you pull the drone out of the grass, and face it towards her
top cute
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>>30866681
He ever gonna take her out in ship for a sightseeing tour in space? Or is it way too dangerous for that?

I imagine she'd flip the fuck out if they got intercepted by a pirate or two when seeing the sights.
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>>30866381
>>30866004
I'm impressed you made it that far. He was way to cringy and creepy for me to make it more than a few hundred lines in.
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>>30868366
>>30866381
>>30866175
>>30866059
>>30866004

>feminist rant
Nope, totally cool with all that.

>cringe
There are awkward moments, but they serve the story. Anon often cringes himself, it's character development.

>It cratered every time the MC and GlimGlam were alone.
The relationship they build together IS the story. I liked those parts best!

>boning each other 24/7 and professing their love constantly
OK. Fair point on that one, but cloppers gonna clop.

>mall ninja pseudo military talk
Not every writer knows everything about everything, so they just make shit up sometimes. 'Fiction', ya know? Not a /k/omrad, so I don't know how many clips in a glock either, and any errors would have gone over my head. If you care about both guns and ponies, have some patience when one group is ignorant about the other. Or go to /k/ and nitpick them about 'pony lore'...

>I didn't make it more than a few hundred lines in.
But still feel like making a comment on this gigantic story as a whole.

I know I can't know, but are all the anons suddenly hating Mercury samefags? It was a well received story at the time, now suddenly he can't do nothing right. It stinks.


>>30845150
Have to admit the Sapphire Shores story was not quite as good for me. The relationship between her and her beloved master is not explained as well, and Alan's bizarre motivation is not explored at all. What was up with that guy? Best part was Anon and Andreas appearance at the end, but we missed our favorite police-pony!
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>>30866681
Is that a space celly green everyone was talking about? Liking it so far.
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>>30868680
This is just an update of a larger thing, it's even better if you start at the beginning!
https://pastebin.com/NFR8gGqz
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>>30866059
>>30866004
Strange, but I felt that too. It was so cheesy and straight-from-girls'-wet-dream, I thought I'd drop it if not the quality lewd. One of rare occasions of proper lewd, and in such a weak wrap. Was not too bad to overweight the good parts anyway.

>>30868658
> >boning each other 24/7 and professing their love constantly
> OK. Fair point on that one, but cloppers gonna clop.
Like you wouldn't bone your gf 24/7 if you could

>>30868711
You niggaz never let me just sit and work. When would I write my own?
I guess I'll grind myself a nice tripcode as long as I have PC horsepower available.
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>>30868351
I'm sure I'll do something like that with her at some point, she can't avoid going on the ship forever!
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I'm back from the arse end of nowhere but I've written pretty much fuck all, should have an update up some point this week, probably around Thursday or Friday if I can.
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>writefags
>writefags everywhere
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>>30866747
Yeah m8. Best horse. Though my one isn't currently in a state to be as chatty as your one.

Reading your dialogue is getting me excited for when mine can finally stretch her wings and join reality with everyone else.
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>>30869041
This nigga knows what's good, are you in the discord? I'd recommend it, jingles is only a faggot 99.9% of the time
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Aww yiss, all these sunny mare writefags.
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>>30868658
>The relationship they build together IS the story.
That's the problem. The entire story is merc's creepy rape fantasy.
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>>30868658
>It was a well received story at the time
Personally I just filtered it after the bathroom scene where he made such a big deal out of wiping her. Sounds like it only got worse after that but not everyone feels the need to screech when people like things they don't.

>>30868658
>but are all the anons suddenly hating Mercury samefags
pic related.
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>>30868955
looking forward to it.
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>>30864317
Wisdom or mere egotism, stoicism or mercy, no decision to make simple will, but unless you can understand what your pet wants you to make the decision that suits your little friend over philosophies and beliefs must think that way you want to pass his last moments, let it go if it hurts, I wonder how much will hurt to the last moments, sometimes love makes us our own enemies, and to love simply means letting go
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>>30866004
>I can't read any more of this shit.

Ok, bye....
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>>30847578
>>30847739


>You were left thinking to yourself, checking the status of the virtual machine.
>Your dive ghost was busy and had requested an increasing amount of system resources, but within tolerable amounts.
>She must have found something intriguing to not simply exit by now, you hoped it wasn’t just for nothing though and a ghost chasing echoes and reflections.
>You did the best thing that came to mind when waiting, count the tiles.
>At least these antiseptic green tiles were clean to count, there was no trace of the previous interrogation subjects.
>Props for at least putting sanitation above terrorizing at least to this branch.
>You had made it through the left wall when the men behind the glass stopped talking.
>Good cop must have figured out what he needed to offer you.
>You hoped it wasn’t a foal.
>You didn’t have difficulty conceiving, you simply couldn’t.
>Not since you had your womb replaced with a hard drive to store Equestrian cultural mating practices and the examples of.
>The officer came wheeling in a comfier office chair, a high back leather ensemble with a drink holder and ash tray.
>He ignored you as he setup a small projector on the table and lit a cigar.
>In fact he didn’t so much as spare a glance during the whole time to you, everything was focused on his video time.
>You just kept counting tiles, noting the hairline fractures in some that had been deemed too trivial to fix.
>Those would be useful as weak points for when you got bored and wanted to try and escape.
>The projector had booted up, a cheap Tauzin model with integrated android.
>The officer simply chose the first and only video in the folder, innocuously named Mov1.mov.
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>>30868955
I thought the hogs ate you.
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>>30870026
>He puffed his cigar, the smoke rising above the back of the chair as it began, the first sign of any interaction between the two of you.
>It was footage from a recon drone high above an area somewhere in Russia.
>The geography showed a number of lit up areas, human settlements untouched by the war.
>Oh no
>no
>Please no.
>You began bucking in your restraints, you knew what was coming, you didn’t want to see it again.
>You were hacking the restraints, calling for any drugs you could, trying to get it to shut down your ocular implants, anything to block the world right now.
>There was a click, harsh, metallic, and you locked in place.
>A slave was to remain unobtrusive fed straight into your mind.
>An overriding urge in you to stay still and stop making a scene took over your will.
>Training, manners, torture, it didn’t matter what it was, your body betrayed you, made you have to watch what to come.
>Tears were running, your breath short, augments metered from what the police cradle told you to do.
>You flashed across the screen, a whole, flesh and blood Pegasus.
>In your wake thick roiling clouds formed.
>The war was over at this point, you knew it, you just wanted to make as many humans suffer as you could before they killed you.
>You’d pulled down a tornado, and another, and another, five before the first one had hit the ground.
>You didn’t stop there, everywhere you went you were pulling down more.
>You were made to watch it happen, the chair simply emitting a puff of smoke every so often.
>The tornadoes had gone loose in the area, smashing the village, and then another, and another.
>For three hours they were wild in the area, killing anyone they came across, tearing building apart and smashing them like foal’s toys.
>There were no antiair emplacements to shoot you down, no defense shelters that could hold all these civilians, innocents in the war.
>You murdered them all.
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>>30870034
>They had hunted you down for it, ran you to the ground and thrown you into a cell awaiting trial and execution.
>That was when you had tried your escape and ended up becoming like this.
>The video of you finished and the cradle relaxed its controls on your body.
>You collapsed, spasmed, all your backlog crashing into you at once.
>You wished that it had also stopped your heart.
>You were a monster, a murderer, what you thought of the humans, you knew you were worse every day.
>You could hide it for a time, forget it with drugs, but it was never going to change what you were.
>The chair turned and the man finally showed himself.
>If it had been to shoot you, it would have been a mercy.
>What you got was a young man, a face fresh from an academy somewhere, unscarred by the war, yet he knew exactly where to go to make you suffer.
>This was the bad cop, you had been very very wrong.
“Ah now you see, you could have simply worked with us and we could have kept this little remembering quiet. But jokes? Not this is a room to be serious. Now then, are we ready to be serious my little murderer?”
>You nodded. Your eyes on the floor.
“Good, then let’s get to the matter at hand. Your master has been kidnapped, something I am sure that little slave mind of yours understands is a failure on your part.”
>He was right, you should have been at his side, not sleeping in the cradle.
“The guests he had included a number of the top cybernetics, biologists, archanotechnologists the motherland has produced. 17 of them were not found in the macabre scene you left, but were recorded as having been them. You are going to find them for us. You will find the ones who kidnapped them, and well. You know how to murder, this will be your chance to kill. All of them, dead.”
>He got up and walked away, stubbing his cigar in the ash tray.
>You collapsed, sobbing, unable to do anything else as the weight of guilt crashed down onto you in that tiny interrogation room.
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>>30870041
>They dumped you in a small padded cell and left you to wallow in your emotions.
>No tending cradle to hide from the truth, no drugs to leave yourself mindlessly stupid and ignorant.
>They wanted you broken, they wanted you to do anything to make it stop, to be able to forget.
>And it meant that you would kill more people, they wanted you to slaughter to save others.
>They deserved it for their murders, their crimes.
>So why weren’t you killed as well for yours?
>Your internal clock registered 3 hours had passed before something was able to focus your mind on the present.
>Your ghost had finished, a single screen flashed in your eyes showing what it had found.
>A set of scripts, explanations of code that was based on yours.
>Augments, capabilities, technical specifications.
>What the Doctor had succeeded with in you, he had applied to others.
>He had made weapons to fight a human war using you.
>You knew what this was going to lead to.
>Your master had been captured with them, and now it was going to end with more dead.
>These Steel Stallions he had called them were now in the hands of the rebels.
>The longer you waited the more likely it was that they would be used.
>Perhaps if you stopped them before then, it would count in some small way for what you had done.
>You went to the door, the view port slid open before you could knock.
“So you are ready?”
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>>30870047
>Same voice as the intelligence man.
>The door unlocked, deadbolts clacking.
>Where once he held a cigar, now he held such a simple yet terrifying tool.
>A clicker, something with which he could rob you of any self-definition and keep you a slave forever.
>Perhaps you should force him to, let him erase Lightning Dust from existence and rid the world of a murderer.
>But then, those rebels were murderers as well, if you killed them, there would be fewer in the world.
>It didn’t matter when you agreed if it was because you wanted absolution, because it was orders, or to rescue your master like a good slave.
>You simply said the one word.


Yes or No?
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>>30868658
Because the ones who disliked it stopped reading and chose to ignore it. Now that it was brought up those people are agreeing. I stopped very early on because i thought the character was a creep and glimmer was a retard
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>>30868658
I'll be honest, I read that it was about Glimmer and just never read it, so I never really bothered to say anything about it.
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>>30870160
This, desu. I always saw it whenever it updated, but never really read it once I first read it and realized the pony is Glimmer. I assumed there must have been some vested interest with the rest of the general if it was continuously updating
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>>30870027
Nah they just ate my wifi, camping in a field with no signal is shit.
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>>30870301
Misread as "ate my waifu"
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>>30870689
I want to pull on her tail.
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>>30870689
I want to carry her around by her tail so that I always have a fleshlight on hand!
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Fluffy Pig is not so fluffy after her bath, but still able to do her thread bumping duty.
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>>30871902
Not so lewd this time.
Do you let them dry, or you use towels?

New green incoming, need my pc at work to boot after vacation.
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>>30871936
completely new green or new portion of green?
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>>30871954
That Zecora green. I've put it to google drive, but my pc at work takes forever to boot at mondays, if i could dig inro these oem machines, i'd cram an ssd into it rom my own money. All i have is a cheap phone working.
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>>30866681
I'm happy at the moment fám
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>>30872064
I can't handle it. I can't handle sad Celly.

She is for smiles.
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>>30871902
How often do you have to bathe guinea pigs?
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>>30871936
Towel doesn't help much. She shakes herself out, and there's a heat pad under one of their shelters. It's mostly for winter use, but it's turned on and she stays there till she's dry. They seem more energetic and happy after a bath, the fluffy ones can't keep up on grooming by themselves.

Don't remember a Zecora slave green, pastbin plz?
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>>30872132
Longhairs need a bath and trim every month or so. Shorthairs don't ever need it, but they are more fun to pet after. Old Pig has not had one for more than a year, too stressful to do on a whim.
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>>30872159
>Don't remember a Zecora slave green, pastbin plz?
It's not out yet. that's going to be the first post.
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>>30861647
>The reaction to Opal Gleam
Only imaginable outcome here. Lavender is pissed and with good fucking reason. It's hard to say whether Opal himself here was truly glad to see Lavender again, or if it is as Lavender claims and any 'excitement' on his end is just preying on an opportunity to get ahead. He certainly didn't seem to have a lot to live for here but, it is possible that old habits die hard.

>Beating Opal Gleam
Shit, that took a turn for the worse. Lavender has once again proven her tendency to let her emotions rule has now, as other anons have pointed out, made her commit the first few steps on a path that leads straight to what Anon did with Pearl after losing his family. He took out all of her rage on a defenseless stallion, and recognized it after almost going too far.

Though in Lavender's defense: no, I don't think this puts her on the same level as Anon already as she seems to think. Opal Gleam isn't Pearl: what Lavender accused him of, abandoning her after taking her away from a family that disowned her, is 100% accurate. I cannot say Opal didn't deserve at least some of this, particularly because the bastard had the nerve to try and sweet-talk her after seeing her in this position, a slave, something that he directly was partially cause to. And he kept milking it when it was clearly nothing she wanted to hear. Not that it was right, but, she isn't the monster she knows Anon was.
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>>30861647
I'm just glad she didn't fall for opal's bullshit. His actions have made his true nature pretty clear, honestly it's hard to feel that bad for him.
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>>30872098
I wanna give that horse a hug
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>>30872304
I want to give that horse a fug
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>>30872928
Sun hoers is pure!
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>>30872969
Pure fug
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>>30872980
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>>30872304
snuggle hors
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>>30872990
Lewdest princess
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The Sun will rise again: Part 3

>You drove in silence, ears keen for any sounds that Celestia might make in her restraints. You would check on her every so often. Turning around at a red light, or quickly glimpsing in slow traffic to tell the filthy pony crouched in the back seat that she would be home soon, and to just hold on for a little bit longer. Every time she would have the same foggy look in her eyes and be staring straight through the windshield.
>The fresh and open air outside the warehouse had masked her putrid smell briefly. The sealed car had not. You had almost crashed when your nostrils had picked it up again, the car swerving dangerously in the lane before bringing yourself under control. Opening the windows had been an instant relief, also providing an additional hidden benefit. To your growing surprise her wings had slowly unfolded, bobbing up and down in breeze. The wind whipped her mane about and you examined the doped princess.
>Although you were no expert on what they should look like; the more you looked at the misaligned, dirty, and sometimes broken feathers; the less confidence you felt in their condition. Your mood was quickly turning sour once again, until -- so quietly you could barely hear it -- Celestia started humming.
>Craning your neck at another red light. You watched her for a few moments. Her eyes were now closed and the contours of a smile could be seen on her cheek. You kept your silence, making no comment as she produced the sounds.
>At first the notes would come intermittently in short monotone vibrations of a few seconds or less. Before long though, a tune began to form. It slowly grew into a gentle melody, making you smile. You relaxed in your seat as a gentle calmness swept over your body for the first time today. She continued like that as you pulled onto the motorway.
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>>30873283

>It ultimately died down though, leaving a serene silence despite the wind roaring through the car. You checked her to find a few of her crooked and broken feathers had been pulled out by the breeze and deposited in the back of the boot. She had the same look on her face as before, with the exception of a single tear rolling down the side of her cheek as her wings slowly tucked back into her side.
>You continued on for a while, only stopping when Celestia had started acting funny in the back. She had suddenly started whinnying at you and stabbing at the roof with her horn, frantic eyes constantly flicking behind to her shaking rear. After realizing something was wrong, you hastily pulled into a stopping lane and spun in your seat.
“What is it, Celestia? What’s wrong, girl?”
>A nod back to her rear end, legs criss-crossing as she slightly trembled. Loud horse noises escaping her mouth.
“No, I’m not gonna touch you there.”
>Angry horse noises and a glare were your response.
“Hey! This is for your own good!”
>Here stare was getting more desperate as she looked back and forth and urgently bounced her rear up and down to the tune of sad horse noises.
“Nope, I don’t care how upset you get at me.”
>The horse noises got more frantic until she suddenly shut her eyes and softly whimpered.
“Look. The sooner we get home, the sooner we can…” you were interrupted by the sound of liquid hitting the blanket. “Fucking hell...”
>You grabbed a bucket from the front seat. Bolted to the back of the car. Slammed the boot open. And caught the remainder. You said nothing until she finished and held that silence while dumping the contents on the side of the road.
“Sorry about that, girl.” You muttered once you had gotten back in the driver’s seat.
>Celestia had only looked away, crimson cheeks peeking out from under the restraining mask on her face.
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>>30873288

>Another hour passed on the motorway before you exited onto winding suburban roads. The twists and turns swaying Celestia in her bindings (to her apparent discomfort, as she gave a rather displeased whinny after one particular sharp turn).
>Before long you slowed down and pulled into the driveway of a two story house. Opening the garage door remotely, you come to a stop inside and close it behind you.
“Hey, we’re here.” Her eye’s pupils continued to stare into space despite the change in scenery.
“Hey... heeeeey! Hey Celly, we’re home!” You place an arm on her shoulder and gently shake.
>Celestia started shaking slightly in her bindings as her eyes regained their focus.
”Hey, hey, hey. Easy there. It’s alright, remember?” She looks over at you, swallowing heavily before giving a slight nod. The slight tremors in her sides and legs persist though.
“Look, how about this. I’ll take off the muzzle and we’ll wait here ‘till you feel ready. How about that?”
>She stares you down for a few moments before nodding again.
“Alright, just take a few moments, and let me know when you’re ready.”
>You did your best to sound relaxed. Forcing her along might not fall into the category of good first experiences in her new home.
>She didn’t take long. Following a few steady breaths with closed eyes, the shaking stopped. She looked at you and nodded.
>You slowly reach back to her, unclipping the mouth guard from the leather straps which were too far back to unhook from the front seat. As it was pulled away, her nostrils flared and she shuddered. Her eyes narrowed at you.
>”Thank you, Master Anon.”
“No worries. You feeling ok?” She glares at you. “Right.”
>”What’s going to happen now?”
“Well, I’m going to unstrap you, and the first thing we’re doing is getting you cleaned up.” You undo your seatbelt.
>”WAIT!” She cries out. You freeze in your motions.
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>>30873294

>”No washing, I’m fine!” You stare deadpan at the filthy mare. Even now the smell is slowly creeping through the car, getting stronger and making bile rise in your throat. You stare dead pan at her for a few moments. She scrunches her mouth and tries to look anywhere else.
>”Honestly, I’m alright! See?” She bends her head down to where she can barely reach her forelegs. You’re curious as to what she means.
>That curiosity changes to horror, and then soon to disgust.
>She cautiously sniffs her foreleg, the fur matted and slick with some indistinct grime. You both blanch at the same time. She looks back up at you, a nervous look in her eyes as she forces herself to smile.
>You clench the seatbelt tight in your fists and hold your breath as she slowly reaches back down. You want to tell her to stop but you're too caught up in the moment. Too hypnotized in disbelief. She pauses briefly, before opening her mouth and taking a quick lick of the brown and yellow-fur.
>You want to throw up as you see what looks like some of the disgusting substance on her tongue as she pulls it back into her mouth. She pulls her head back up and stares past you. Her jaw moves as you can see she’s trying to get the substance off her tongue. By licking the roof of her mouth.
>With smack of her tongue, she convulses. Her head shakes. Tears form in the corner of her eyes. The last bit of color in her face drains as she suddenly stops. She looks at you. A silent plea for help on her face.
>You stare dumbstruck at her, lazily offering the bucket she relieved herself into. She thrusts her head forward and hurls the contents of her stomach into it. You want to do the same, but you feel like some part of you is dying as some slimy chunks splash against your thumbs, the bucket getting heavier with each terrible splatter. You’re too busy mourning its loss to care anymore.
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>>30873298

>A few pathetic moments and some sad whimpering later, Celestia is finished. Now -- in addition to all the other stains on her face -- is the distinct smear (with the accompanying smell) of vomit. She woozily pulls herself out of the bucket. Some of it seems to have gotten in her greasy mane as well.
>Her head sways precariously and she tries to smile at you. You just stare back with a neutral look.
“Are you done?”
>She tries to nod at you, but her eyes go wide and her cheeks bulge as she sticks her head back into the bucket and exorcises the last few remnants of her stomach. She dry retches for another short while before pulling her head back out. Haggard eyes now look over at you.
>”Y-you have no idea-” She pauses and takes a deep breath. “-h-how bad that was.”
“I can imagine.” You say as you deposit the bucket on the passenger seat and wipe your messy hands on her coat.
“Now, I’m not sure why you have this... aversion to being washed. Still, I’m not going to let you into the house until you let me clean you up, you damned smelly horse. I’ll drag you kicking and screaming if I have to.”
>She looks you in the eyes, a small panic dancing across her before she sighs and nods at you.
“And please, don’t get any more bright ideas like that again.” Celestia just hangs her head, letting her body sag against the bindings while she still can.
>You hop out and get to work, carefully unhooking the harness from the walls of the boot. Undoing the various restraints tied to her body, the leather straps prove a minor annoyance. The damn things had adhered to her sticky coat somewhat.
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>>30873302

>Once you’re done, Celestia gradually spins and faces you in her crouched position in the boot. Careful of her horn, she gingerly scooches forward on shaky legs until she’s standing with you at the edge of the car. The precariously perched pony stares down at the concrete ground before looking up at you. You look back down at her questioningly and she shuffles her damaged hooves. You’re reminded of the state she’s in.
“Alright then.”
>The mare smiles and falls onto her rump. She turns to face you and holds her forelegs up expectantly.
“Hold on a second, if I’m going to carry you the whole way, I’ve got to open the doors to the bathroom.” She frowns, then lowers her hooves, allowing you to go off and clear the way to the bottom floor bathroom.
>On the way, you pull several large towels from the linen cupboard and place them on the ground outside the door to the bathroom. You also start running the water, pull out the collection of horse care products you picked up last week, and place them next the bathtub. Exiting and moving quickly down to your room, you take of your clothes and pulling on some board shorts.
>Before long you’re back. You can see Celestia through the car windows from here.
>She tilts her head as you enter the room. Still facing the same way you left her, but her ears are flicking back and forth as your feet pad along the cold concrete.
”Alright, no time like the present.” You declare with a grin as you come around the corner of the car.
>Celestia takes one look at you and goes red as an apple. Her mouth hangs open for a few moments before sliding into a sultry smile. Her bony hips start grinding on the rug.
>You’re not too dense to realize that the drugs in her system are the main culprit for this response, but there’s no harm in enjoying a little appreciation now and then.
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>>30873303

“Whoa, whoa, easy girl.” You snap your fingers a few times in front of her face. “Remember what we’re doing here.”
>She gazes at your smiling face for a while before her eyes go wide. The mare shakes her head and takes a few steady breaths to calm herself.
>”S-Sorry, I’m, uh, not quite, um, myself at the moment.” She shifts on her rear -- while you pretend not to notice -- and then sticks out her forelegs again.
“If you insist. Now, remember, no funny business!” You pick her up like you did at the warehouse, arm hooking under her rear while she holds onto you. You can feel the slimy wetness on her muzzle that hasn’t fully dried yet as she rests her chin on your shoulder.
>She takes the chance to breath in your scent again. You try not to pay any attention to it and carry her into the house, heading towards the bathroom.
>”Have I told you yet how pleasant your scent is?” She purrs into your ear, one of her hooves tracing a small circle on your back.
“I don’t think Mark is a fair comparison, to be honest.”
>She goes quiet on your shoulder.
>You worry that you’ve said something wrong. You’re trying to get her to go into water, something she seems hesitant to do, and you need her in the best mental shape to handle it. You need to fix whatever mistake you made.
>Halting in the hallway, a few doors down from the bathroom, you open your mouth to apologize. Although, something happens before you can.
>A deep chuckle has started in Celestia’s throat. She’s pressing her mouth into your collar, trying to keep a hold of herself. The chuckle grows as her body joins in, heaving as she tries to settle down. It’s no use, and soon she lets out a guffaw which erupts into a loud barking laugh.
>https://youtu.be/kNtQPYyPJLg?t=15s
>”PFFHAHAHAHAHAHA”
“All right, it wasn’t that funny…”
>She doesn’t care as she lets the laugh take her.
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>>30873308

>You scowl and try to be grumpy, but it’s infectious. Before long you’ve joined in with her and you’re laughing your heart out. The stress of the day melts away and you slide down a wall till you hit the ground with a grunt, still holding Celestia in your lap.
>She pulls herself off your shoulder and stares at you. Her lips quivering as she tries to regain her composure. Her resistance crumbles to dust the moment you make eye contact with her.
“BAHAHAHAHA”
>”BAHAHAHAHA”
>You both lose yourself in the moment. The laughter carrying on far beyond any normal joke ever should. As you both begin to settle down, one of you smirks, setting the other off for another round. This continues for what feels like several minutes until your jaw and your sides hurt.
>After a while, you both finally begin to settle down. The voracious laughter deflating into a small chuckle here and there. You wipe the tears from your eyes and open them.
>Shit.
>You wanted to enjoy this moment a bit longer, but the sight in front of you brings you back to earth. Hard.
>Celestia is showing you that natural smile again, the one that makes you want to keep her smiling forever. This time all you can see is the sorry condition she’s in. From the wiry and bedraggled greasy mane that hangs over the side of her face and body in a multi-hued brown and green, to the depressingly tired eyes in sunken sockets and the bloody mouth.
>Sitting here holding her, your hands can feel the outlines of the ribs of her barrel. You can see the tautness of skin around her cheekbones. These are things that you’ve been ignoring for both your benefits for a while now. Your lips form a tight line and you nod to yourself.
“Time to get you cleaned up, Celly.”
>Her body jolts, though the smile doesn’t disappear from her face.
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>>30845518
A little difficult to follow at times, what with the double-spacing and unusual use of green and normal text. A lot of the time I had to re-read stuff to figure out exactly who was doing/saying what. Also, the sheer misanthropy midway through it was kind of grating.

But, that said, don't let yourself be discouraged; keeping and learn to improve your work. We all started somewhere, and all had to learn.

>>30854136
Topcute Sparkle. I love her when she's snarky, and seeing her with still a bit of fight in her is good too. I said last time that you were needing to differentiate Arnold from Anon a bit, and you've got a good start on that. Keep at it - think of things that would help define how he operates in the field: Does he prefer to play it safe? Take risks? I do like that you've made him respectful, even reverent of his prey with that whole 'spiritual connection' thing.
>Inb4 Twilight and Arnold end up exchanging tips on hunting/fleeing without even realizing it.

>>30861647
And dayum, those feels. So, I was one of the ones who was pretty critical when you introduced Pearl. I don't know if this was your plan all along, but this does make that whole interaction have a far, far greater payoff. Lavender once again letting her emotions take the reins (heh), suddenly finding herself holding the whip, and realizing how easy it is to give into those feelings of fury, how easy it is to make your anger a righteous one, will hopefully help her open up a bit more to Anonymous now.

Unfortunately, Lavvy also just kind of fucked up his chances with SmokyGleam - he's hardly going to easily recover here now! - so now she needs to make it up. Also, just more evidence she is one of the few ponies in this thread who really actually needs a strong guiding hand of an owner.
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>>30873314

>She nods in return and pulls herself into you again, head resting on your shoulder. You carefully stand up while holding her and take the poor pony the rest of the way. The whole time your free hand stroking the back of her neck.
>You turn at the doorway to the bathroom, the sound of running water in the shower meeting your ears. You stop as Celestia starts shaking.
“Hey, hey, hey.” She doesn’t respond.
“We need to do this, yes... But we can do it at your pace, okay?” She stays silent. A few moments of deep breathing pass between you.
>”Mmhmm” She finally responds.
“Hey, what does ‘mmhmm’ mean again?” You lightly tease.
>”Al… A-alright A-anon, I can do this.”
>She sounds terrified.
“We can do this. Don’t forget about me, you silly mare. I’ll tell you what's happening every step of the way, and you tap on my back when you want me to stop. That sound good?”
>“... Okay… Let’s get this over with.”
>You move at a snail's pace through the room. Your attention completely on the shaking pony in your arms. Her breathing intensifying with each step closer to the water.
>She sniffles as you pass the mirror. Her pained eyes looking over the reflection of her disgusting crestfallen visage.
By the time the water is a few feet away, she’s begun smacking your back repeatedly with her hoof. You immediate halt.
“Easy girl… Easy… You’re okay… You’re okay… Just take a deep breath, and we’ll take as long as you need.” She intermittently taps your back while you stroke her neck.
>You wait. And wait. And wait some more. A few minutes pass and your arm is starting to get sore from holding her, but you’ll wait as long as it takes.
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>>30873318

>Eventually, she stops tapping your back and lets out a whispered “okay,” allowing you take the last few steps towards the bath where a shower head is spraying a steady stream of warm steaming water. Now you’re less than an arm's length away from it. Celestia has begun lightly tapping your back again.
“There, there. It’s ok. We made it all this way and nothing bad has happened.” She still limply slaps you with her hoof. You feel like taking her straight in might be a bit too much.
“Hey, I have an idea.” The slapping stops briefly.
“Do you think you could extend your wing for me?” She tightens her grip on your back, and after a brief pause, she carefully extends the weak appendage.
>You carefully wrap your fingers around the edge of it. The scared mare gives off a slight yelp, but her hooves remain clasped to your back.
“Now, I’m going to -- very slowly -- move your wing under the water.” You can feel her heart pounding in her chest. You gently stroke along the wing’s edge, trying your best to calm her.
“I want you to understand, we won’t move unless you want to. You’ve been tapping with your left hoof to get me to stop right?” She nods over your shoulder.
“Good... Now I want you to tap with your right hoof if -- and only if -- you feel comfortable going further. Understood?”
>She doesn’t respond for a few moments. In the end, after an eternity of waiting, she taps your back once with her right hoof.
>You delicately move her wing until the tip is just about to go under the stream. Tightening your grip on her rear, she responds by holding on to you for dear life as you gently whisper reassurances to her.
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>>30873320

>You count down internally as she starts to shake again.
>Five…
>Four…
>Three…
>Two…
>One!
>You push the feathers on the tip of her wing under the water, allowing a few small streams of water to hit it. Celestia immediately starts smacking with her left hoof, a soft whimper echoing in your ear as she tries to hold herself together.
>You keep her steady as best you can, but she’s getting more erratic with each passing moment.
“C’mon girl, stay with me. You can do this.” Her tapping only gets more insistent. The whimpering getting louder.
“We need to get you past this, Celestia! There’s no running from this!”
>Her chest is heaving with gasping breaths now. Her nostrils flare as she lets out a panicked whinny. You pull your hand off the wing and grip her tighter in response as she starts jerking in your grip, trying to get free.
“No, Celestia! Not Happening!”
>You stare sidelong at her as she starts snarling. Her eyes are pinpricks of fear.
“If we need to do it like this, then that’s what we’ll do, Celly!”
>She pulls her head back and looks at you, her eyes silently begging you to not make her do this.
“I don’t care what you have to do to endure this, but I’ll be handle whatever you throw at me!”
>She rears back as her eyes flick to the water. She thrashes around briefly before her eyes zero in on your shoulder. She bares her teeth.
“Go on! Do it! GET IT ALL OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM! DON’T LET IT BEAT YOU!!!”
>”AAAAHHHHHHHH” She yells out at the top of her lungs as she brings her mouth down and bites.
>You grunt and let out a hiss of pain through clenched teeth. Quickly pulling your hand off her back, you grab her wing and thrust half of it under the water.
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>>30873324

>Celestia hasn’t seemed to notice. Feral eyes focused on your skin as she holds you in her jaws. You stand there, looking her in the eye and softly grunting from the pain. You both stay that way for a while until her eyes finally soften. You let out a sigh of relief.
“Hey there.” She looks sidelong at you, then looks back down at her muzzle.
>You can see the regret on her face. Moving your hand up to pat her mane, you feel a tinge of wet warmth from where she’s biting you. You work out Celestia is licking the skin caught between her teeth.
“You ok there, girl?”
>The mare nods, although she doesn’t release your shoulder from her jaws.
“If you're done feeling sorry for yourself, I’ve got a surprise for you.”
>Her sad eyes drift up to you and your smiling face. You try your best to hold the look and not wince, even as your shoulder pulses with pain.
>You pull your hand away from her head and hold it out in front of her eyes. It takes a bit of finger wiggling until it eventually catches her attention. The irises follow your fingers as you point back to her wing, which has now been soaking under the water for a few minutes.
>She breathes sharply through her nose, but doesn’t move it. Tears start pooling in her eyes as she flexes the appendage back and forth, a clear stream of water carrying the filth away as it rolls off the feathers in a yellow-brown mixture.
“Do you think you’d be fine if I came in with you?”
>You can tell the dam’s about to break.
>She pulls back from your shoulder, lips quivering as she grips you tighter.
>She gives your back a simple tap with her right hoof.
>With the utmost consideration, you slowly step into the bathtub and bring her under the water. There is no flinching this time.
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>>30873329

>It starts slow at first. A low sob that gently shakes her body as the water rolls off her back. It grows. And grows. It develops into a long wailing moan and she hangs her mouth open as you sit down in the tub, the crying princess cradled in your lap.
>Grabbing some soap, you start rubbing it into her coat, the filth washing away in copious amounts. The dam wall breaks and Celestia lets loose, crying for all she’s worth with eyes clenched shut.
>Grief filled cries echo with falling water as she lets it all out. You rub her back with one hand and continue to clean her as best you can with the other. Her mixed in sobs causing her body to heave constantly. All the time you coo to the poor creature in your arms.
>She carries on for a long time. Long enough that you’ve scrubbed her back as much as you can. Looking around, you reach over the side of the bath. Grabbing some fur and mane shampoo, you squeeze some on her and start vigorously rubbing it in.
>You almost think that Celestia doesn’t even notice what you’re doing; though as you apply the shampoo to her head -- being careful and trying to pull apart any split hairs in the process -- you can feel her head firmly pushing back into your palm.
>You continue scrubbing and kneading her fur as much as you can, while she despondently sobs. It’s still thoroughly matted, although with some persistence and patience, you can tell you're making some progress.
>After a long while, Celestia finally settles down. Her body only occasionally shudders with a sob, and she pulls her hooves off you so you can better clean the rest of her.
>You stay quiet as you start on the rest of her body. Carefully inspecting the blood stains on her forelegs, you notice that she has gnats crawling around on her skin.
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>>30873331

“Hey Celestia, have you got gnats anywhere else on your body?”
>She looks up at you. The poor pony in front of you is so emotionally drained that she just stares blankly. The immediate difference in her visage is already remarkable. You can see properly that her fur colour is meant to be white. Her hair is multi-coloured, with several streams of green, blue, purple, and pink.
>She nods before turning around in your lap. You’re curious as to what she’s doing until she begins pushing back into you. You lean back with her, but she’s a bit too large for you to see her belly. You brace her back and scoot her forward.
>You scowl as there are almost a dozen small bloody patches on her stomach, some even around her teats and near her crotch. She looks away, while you grab the appropriate care product and liberally apply it everywhere. And you mean everywhere.
>Her hind-leg kicks out as you rub around her swollen nipples, and she bucks lightly with both legs as you delicately spread it through the fur around the outsides of her puffy lips.
>When you’re done, you pull her fully back under the water and wash down everywhere before pushing her back out and reapplying it. After cleaning her off again, you flip her over and repeat the process twice more in her back and forelegs. Firmly rubbing in the green, soapy liquid until a nice thick lather is built up; then washing over it with care, making sure to leave none behind.
>As you finish up, you get back to work on her coat, tail, and mane. Properly giving each a thorough wash with shampoo and a rinse, repeating the action several times.
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>>30873340

>You chuckle as you try to wash her ears, the mobile pointed things flicking every which way, trying to avoid your dextrous fingers. She lets out a small giggle as you finally manage to catch one. The giggle ends up turning into a delighted hum as you scratch and rub the shampoo into them before cleaning gently with the water.
>Repeating the process enough to clean all the matted fur takes what feels like hours as you wash her over and over. Once you’re satisfied, or just too exhausted to bother doing it anymore, you carefully inspect her hooves.
>You scrape out all the dirt with a tweezer, and even manage to remove a few wayward rocks. Delicately picking up the discoloured hoof you believe to be infected, you gingerly scrub it and clean it where you can.
>Celestia gives of little murmurs of approval or disapproval the whole time. Her body leaning in and pulling back from time to time as you tend to her.
>Eyeing the split in another hoof, you resolve to take her to the vet as there is nothing you can do about it by yourself. You let out an exhausted sigh as you finally finish the arduous task. Although, it’s not quite over yet.
“Ready to get out, Celly?” She looks up at you and nods, a tired smile on her face.
>You bend down and hoist her out of the tub, the general area around it now looking like a disaster zone with splashes and smears of dirty water everywhere. You resolve to clean it some other gods damned time. You carefully place her on the mat in the centre of the bathroom before quickly washing yourself off.
>Turning off the water, you look down at the wet and now slightly shivering mare. Although her coat is mostly clean now, it clings wetly to her body, emphasising her malnutrition. Her soaked mane and tail are now a vibrant hues of pleasant colours at least.
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>>30873344

>Her hair drapes over the side of her face while her tail is perked. The hair of both soaked in water which drips into small puddles around her. Massive bags hang under her eyes, though she now wears a tired smile on her freshly cleaned clean face and muzzle.
>You quickly open the door and grab a towel before unceremoniously tossing it at her. She lets out a yelp before it smacks her in the face.
“Get started on that while I grab us something to eat.”
>You stride briskly to the kitchen, noticing on the way that it’s actually gotten pretty late outside as the hallways are covered in dark shadows. Opening the fridge, you think briefly before pulling out a generous helping of fruits, vegetables, and lettuce; before piling it into a bowl.
>You also grab some chocolate for yourself. A solid meal isn’t something you feel in the mood for after all that’s happened today anyway.
>Picking up the food, you walk back down the hallway and come back to Celestia sitting on her rear, injured forelegs wiping her mane with the towel.
>She pulls it away and you let out a guffaw. Her long hair is in a tangled mess and pokes out every direction. She scowls before throwing the towel back at you, striking you square in the face. Though she tries to hide it, you hear her giggle as well.
>Bending down, you place the food in front of her. The moment she notices it, her stomach lets out a monstrous growl and her mouth slowly hangs open. A small, thin trail of drool stretching down the floor.
“Don’t eat too fast, okay?” She eagerly nods as you place the bowl on the ground, before plunging her maw into the assortment of food.
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>>30873351

>You let her eat while you wipe the rest of her body down. As one towel gets saturated, you replace it with another. All the while, Celestia continues to eat, though she’s started to do so in a more controlled fashion.
>She gives no protest as you hoist her rear off the floor and rub her tail and privates, although you think you can see a blush creeping onto her face all the same. There are still a few visible cuts and scrapes around her genitals, and so you reach into a drawer and pull out a roll of bandages.
>You carefully wrap it over the small wounds and take care not to obstruct anything essential. Once done, you firmly clip it taut so that the skin can hopefully heal. You move around her and do the same with her chipped and cracked hooves, her legs, and her belly. Essentially anywhere you think there might be open wounds or cuts.
>Once she’s all wrapped up you stand up and inspect your handy work as you grab another towel to dry yourself off. While not covered head to toe, there are significant portions of her body wrapped firmly in bandages. Luckily, it blends relatively well with her white coat.
>She finishes her meal and lets out a loud belch. You laugh at her, making hold a hoof to her mouth in embarrassment. Unfortunately, the habitual response makes the balance of weight to her remaining weakened legs shift, causing her to wobbly slightly.
>You reach down and grab under her barrel to help stabilize her. Your hand moving without even thinking about it.
>“Oh, Thank you...”
>She places her hoof back on the ground where stares at it.
>”For everything...” Her voice is croaky but no tears come. You feel like she’s probably cried too much today.
>”For helping a pony like me…”
>You kneel down to her eye level and place a hand on her withers.
“Now, now… A pony like you? Get out of here.”
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>>30873361

>”I know I’m not what you expected but-”
“Hey, stop that!”
>She complies with your request.
”Despite all the bad things, the gross things, the uncomfortable thing, the...” You gingerly rub your shoulder wound, a dark purple bruise forming in an arc of teeth marks. You also look at your forearm where a similar colouration throbs occasionally. “Even the pain as well.”
>She continues to stare at the ground.
”In spite of all that, I had a lot of fun today. And you know what?”
>”...What?”
>You turn her head to look at you. Her purple eyes search your face for something.
“I can’t wait until we get you back to normal, because I want to meet the you that doesn’t need me to hold out a sick bucket for her.”
>She scrunches her face and looks away. The silly mare holds that pose for a few moments before looking back to you and chuckling lightly. You join in with her while you reach out and scratch her ear. She leans gently into your ministrations as she coos softly.
“Now, I don’t know about you, but I feel exhausted after today. How about I carry you to bed, and give your crazy hair a brush before we nod off.”
>Her face lights up in hope, before a blush rises to her cheek and she smiles nervously.
>”I may need your help relieving myself first, Anon…”
>You stare deadpan at the mare.

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>>30873369

>A small time later, you’re sitting in bed. Celestia is on it with you. She’s strewn her bandaged legs across yours, and her chin rests on your thigh. You already did her tail before you curled up together.
>She sighs gently as you pull the brush through her multi-coloured mane, pulling out loose hairs as you go and gently pulling tangled clumps apart. You stroke your hand through it as you follow the brush. A yawn escapes your mouth by the time the hairs are all starting feel smooth as silk in your fingers.
>Celestia does the same, and you decide that this is enough for one day. You gently lift her up and move the large pony off to her side of the bed. She sleepily looks over at you in response, her head tilted to the side slightly.
“Time for bed, girl.” She nods and shakily moves to her hooves.
>You place the brush on your bedside table and turn the lamp off. Lifting up the covers, you help Celestia move under them before pulling them over yourself.
“Good night, Celly.” You yawn as you stretch over and idly scratch behind her ear.
>”Good night, Anon. Sweet dreams...”

====

>You nod off for after a short while, but Celestia stays awake for a bit longer. The impossible day that just occurred rolling through her head over and over, before she remembers what she’ll need to face in the near future. She sighs to herself. Looking at your sleeping face, she scooches closer to you under the covers.
>She slowly and carefully reaches over and hooks her forelegs around your torso, pulling you into a hug.
>Leaning in close, she pecks you on the cheek and tucks her head into your chest.

>“Thank you, for rescuing me.” She whispers as sleep finally takes her.
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>>30873371

Jesus fuarking christ cunts. What a huge update. That ended up clocking in at 6k words, if you wanted to know.

Sorry for any grammar, spelling, or formatting mistakes. Editing is a pain that I don't put as much effort into as I should.

I really enjoyed writing this section, even if it does get a bit too far into waifu faggotry sometimes. I sincerely hope you all enjoy it too.

ETA on next update is probably Sunday at the earliest as I have another busy week lined up.
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>>30873385
Things like this is the reason I come to this thread.
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>>30873308
> “I don’t think Mark is a fair comparison, to be honest.”
I didnt get that
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>>30873416
Shit now I got it
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>>30873432
Oh fuck, my sides. And
And she just did the same stupid thing
I cannot stop
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>>30873331
One starts to appreciate detached houses. I wonder how much of shit she could give with her screams to neighbours in a commieblock.
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>>30873351
> I'm gonna let you bite my shoulder with your infested teeth just to make you pyt your wing in the water
> Now dry yourself with the towel, whatever, I'll just go somewhere
Is bath so relaxing that this is possible?
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>>30873385

I think you forgot to brush her teeth
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>>30873432
Help a bro out it's not clicking
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>>30873878
Mark is the dude at warehouse, not mark as sign of some coordinate. He probably stinked too because of horses around

And then Celestia is taking too long to understand such a stupid joke, just like I did, which sent me on another level of irony.
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Aaaalright. Here goes intro. Not much pony stuff, but to describe a bit of a universe and now Anon got himself into this.

https://pastebin.com/mD27JA6g


> Arrggggh, my head is killing me
> Should I even open my eyes for next half of hour?
> Seems that I cannot even move. OK, let's stay like that for a while, at least it doesnt hurt if I stay still.
> Why the f I always get wasted like this?
> *Nah, that's not your fault this time. Are you surprised too?*
> I did not imagine myself a waifu to get mocked all day, shut up.
> *Like I have something else to do in this stupid head of yours.*
> Then tell me what happened, I cannot recall shit. Where the fuck are we?
> *I cannot know more than you do, silly. Let's just try to roll it back, say, a day back.*
> Fine. I remember dinner...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> "You could eat all day there, couldn't you? Wrap it up, you lazy asses, time to check your gear!"
> Disappointed murmur does not last long, sergeant could always invent some new jackassery when he's mad at us.
> Like that time we did not finish cleaning our rifles in time and he made us go to marching practice with shovels, crowbars and rakes. The whole garrison was laughing their asses off as we stomped circles with fucking gardening tools. And then Petrov, this no-hander, managed to drop his one. As always, poor bastard brought the wraith of sergeant on us. Whole platoon had to march to shooting range, take their turns at lying on the position, aiming the shovel at the target and screaming "PEW PEW". When sarge was tired screaming about how we did not make a single hole in targets, we were finally set back to cleaning our rifles.
> Remember kids, that's what you get when you choose army, not education in post-USSR. And then you will be drafted anyway, because it's officially war.
> Anyway, you had not much to finish anyway, you were always up to meal even when it's army rations. If only they were bigger...
> "I SAID WRAP IT UP AND LINE UP!"
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>>30874773
> Fine, fine, we're done, calm down, geez.
> After your hastily attempts to form a straight line outside the canteen sarge continues the screaming session
> "Now, ladies, we're going to put you through another bunch of tests. I know, your time is almost up in the forces, but we here are in need of some special personnel for a quick mission and this is fucking war outside, so get ready to finally serve your country. Those who will slack on purpose will get my special treatment" - bastard puts his shittiest grin on - "and don't worry, if you manage to fool our eggheads, you won't fool me."
> Like you yourself can tell the difference between square root and tree root, jackass.
> "What's with the long face, Petrov? Be glad, dummy, destiny calls! Now let's go, we don't want to be late, some high ranks came here to oversee a test."
> Even fucking better, there's some shady plan involved.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> *No, no, I mean, after that. When you fucked up.*
> Did I?
> *Yeah, afterwards*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> "I've got your results, you no-brainers! Petrov, what is wrong with you, I didn't even start."
> "Soooo... Shit, where was it... Yeah, you, you and you" - he points his finger at our three most stupid ones, but stereotypically, most strong - "go visit Zakharenko afterwards, he's going to check your heart condition again, you look suspicious to him, you goddam bodybuilders. Now you" - another two guys, fresh meat this time - "There's nothing wrong with your results, but if I catch you smoking when I do not allow that, you're fucked up. Next - you"
> You are really surprised, as you considered yourself rather average.
> "You, fella, you got my special attention. Congratulations! Are you ready?"
> For the love of all that's unholy, he could not just stop stretching the rubber and tell already, he had to make MHAT pause
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>>30874783
> "Eggheads thought you could help them with something. Turns out, you're not as retarded as could be and you can fit in for something radio yada yada. Their man had been injured and you're taking his place. When we finish evening check, you're coming with me."
> ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffrustration
> "Next..."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> So, having basic repair skills and not sleeping last two years at school is considered as a fuck-up now?
> *That brought you here, didn't it?*
> Brought me where?
> *What are you, jew, answering a question with a question?*
> What are you, Hitler?
> *What was the name of the dude with hitler-mentioned-in-conversation law?*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> "Greetings, private. Before we start, I should mention, that nothing in this room was ever told, or, you know, don't they tell them what happens, Yuriy?"
> "I guess they do. Don't scare this boy, we need him to listen closely."
> "Allright. Are you sure you could keep it quiet?"
> You nod. As much as a drag the task would probably be, you were always somewhat curious how the System works.
> "Good. Now, what do you know about enemy so far?"
"Uhhhh, not much, i guess. We are told they are aliens and that they come from regions where those anomalies were found, and there's something strange about their weapons. My brother was injured from the air strike, when new anomaly appeared and some flying quadrupeds dropped bombs on nearby factory, but his burns were not looking like burns at all, more like some..."
> "Yeah, yeah, we got that, no need to be graphical, we know it too. Ugh. And worst of all, it's like Chernobyl all over again, all can we do is treat the burnt skin and offer some basic antibiotics because we do not know much about the nature of these injuries. But here is where you can help us, son."
> You gulp audibly.
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>>30874789
> "Oh, sorry, I did not mean no test subjects, believe me, we got enough injured to study them. What we need is at least measurements made somewhere close to their bases."
"You mean, Anomalies, sir?"
> "We got satellite pictures and seems that there's some sort of buildings around each anomaly, and they are not all-time active, just in bursts for couple of hours. After every time there's more of them around, looks like that's some sort of a transporting device. We need to get measurements using already prepared devices, you come, you wait, you evacuate, easy."
"B-but aren't they fortified and guarded, sir? How do we get close?"
> "You noticed something strange in last three weeks? Maybe, something different around the camp?"
"Well, I thought I saw something like northern lights over a forest a week and a half ago, but I thought that was the nearby city shooting May 1st firecrackers. We launched some too."
> "City's too far, and all their rockets were red, not green."
"So you're saying..."
> "Correct. We were ready to launch Topol there before they rolled out their anti-air defenses, but the readings were too weak and air drones did not show anything for hours. We believe that was either a mistake in their calculations, which made it unusable for them, or that is a side-effect of running four portals in almost perfect square with this forest in center. Before they do anything, we want to send a team to collect some readings from up close and that's where you can help us. Didn't you go through a radio operator crash-course that winter? With these fresh portable stations with anti-jamming algorithms Sozvezdiye shipped us?"
"Yes, sir, but isn't there someone more qualified than me?"
> "Sure, there is, but most of our specialists are close to frontier and anomaly grows weaker each day. Time is running out, and the mission is relatively safe. We figured we could take someone from local base who won't fuck up sensors like SOMEONE ELSE ALMOST DID LAST TIME."
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>>30874794
> "Didn't we tell you we were in a hurry?"
> "Didn't I tell you not to shove COM into VGA just because it's D-sub too?"
> "You could at least mark them."
> "You could at least... Oh, the hell with you, color-blind buffaloes. See, young man, who I have to work with?"
> The dude in the corner of the room made entirely out of muscles gives you a heavy look. Your weak smile does not help much. Thanks, doc, I really needed an enemy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> Now that's more of a fuck-up
> *Still not close to the point. How's the head?*
> Not that bad, but it feels like I've ran into a wall.
> Don't you dare, that ramming weapon joke is too stupid.
> *You're no fun*
> You're no help. Ohhh shit, looks like my vestubulars are still fucked up.
> *Try not to barf, that's no help either. Deep breaths, iiiiiin, oooooout, nice and easy, iiiiin, oooooout. You'd better focus on other things now.*
> Right. I'll just roll to this wall, it seems cooler than the floor somehow.
> *Where were we?*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> "Buckle up, rookie! Just 5 more kilometers!"
> It's not like you were carrying more than anybody else, sergeant even put a shit-eating green on his face and tore your rifle from your shoulder, saying you already have radio on top of a backpack.
> Fuck him then, you thought, that's 4-5 kilograms less and his men know what they're doing if the fight happens, you won't be much of a help anyway. And just two magazines, who would give more to a walkie-talkie unit.
"I'm just ... excited ... sir" - you pant back
> The buffalo laughs and starts whistling colonel boogie. That bitch.
> The forest felt strange. You were no expert, but shouldn't some of these plants grow in swamps and far south?
> After an hour or so your new sergeant stops the group for a quick rest.
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How often does that guy who writes the Spitfire copilot story update?
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>>30874802
>"We're close to the target. Keep your heads down and ears up, they can appear any minute. Rookie, how's the comm?"
"I read the camp tower at 80 percent, sir. Connectivity test... shows... no errors. We're not even jammed."
> "Good. Get your toys ready, this may be the as close as we can get and professor smartass wants us to measure at least something."
> You get "toughbook" and accessories from the backpack. Most of sensors conveniently have a clip so you place them on pistol holster belt.
> Tododooooro tooroo. Toodoodoodoodooorooo. Toodoorot tooroo - Ghoooooostbusteeeeers.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> *And you're saying my jokes are stupid.*
> That antenna was too tempting, you cannot judge me.
> *What would you do without my back-response, cracking jokes about somebody's momma?*
> What's the joke if not fun, at least for me?
> *Lazyass. Try to open your eyes at least*
> Nope, burns already. Maybe later, when I'm able to move my hands. What a strange pose I'm in.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Aaaaaand done. Measurements transmitted without errors. Eggheads looked almost too happy."
> "Thanks, heavens, not a minute too soon. Collect your gear and let's get moving."
> You quickly put your boxes in their respective pockets. You wish you could just leave this junk right there, just destroying the vital parts so enemy could not scavenge anything useful from it.
> It's not like you left any useful data inside, and most of the stuff was invented in 80s being just resized to small boxes. Egghead told they just need rough measures and statistics, not CERN accuracy.
> Your group heads away from estimated anomaly position. High command did not want you to get closer than half of kilometer from it, so you don't even know how it looks, though hairs on your hands were up like e there's a static charge nearby.
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>>30874806
Pretty much never.
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>>30874816
> You move in the same general direction, just passing around the anomaly, as you planned not to return the same way you came. Sounds stupid, but command demanded this for some reason and these old farts must be using guidelines two times older than you so what can you do.
> The forest seems stranger and stranger, that's s clearly not average european thicket, that's a mix of all you've seen on this continent and it is slowly becomes swampish.
> sergeant does not look as worried as you, but he is visibly confused. When you're far enough from the anomaly he stops the group for another break and asks you to contact command.
> You pull radio from your chest pocket, but the signal is almost at zero. How the f is that, you should be closer to the next radio tower which was 15% at least back when you first checked.
> You share your discovery with sergeant, but he looks like he thinks it is your fault.
>"Can you PLEASE describe me how can you NOT get the signal in the forest, which we covered with nearby towers and planes? Can you PLEASE check the radio again? Jerk the antenna, replace the batteries, I dunno, do something!"
"I just did, sir, the device is functional, the signal is there, but it's just too weak to transmit something. Are we in a right part of forest?"
> "You dare to doubt my orienting skills, you shithead? You know where this will get you, you fucking smartass?"
> So we are really lost, not maybe-I-dont-really-know-shit-about-forests lost. And that gorilla is not too happy with that fact, but his problem is not navigation, now that everyone seem to see the new forest too, but reputation in the squad.
> Luckily a beardface with a machine gun steps in
> "Calm down, what does he know anyway. No point screaming so loud. Hey, rookie, can you maybe climb on a tree? It usually helps with cellphones, maybe radio will get better?"
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>>30874839
> You gladly nod; better if this dudes settle it on the ground, while you go fill Bilbo Baggins. You drop the bag with electronics, leaving only small thin backpack on you, and start conquering the height of nearby poplar.
> When you finally climb to the thinnest branch you would risk sitting on, you stop to have another breath. It is unusual quiet up here, no wind to shuffle the leaves, no birds singing, nothing.
> When you get a radio from your pocket the signal level is still small, but you just wave the thoughts off because of being lost anyway
"Command, this is Delta, recon squad, requesting assistance, over."
> Just some static noise in return, but you think something mumbled in response when you repeated that.
> You decide to do that little dirty hack with shorting the line around noise cleaning area. That does not take long, since you soldered everything in place last night (bless Zelenchuck for the advice) and you just had to open the back plate and short two pairs of wires. As you turn radio on it greets you with all kinds of noise, signal is not filtered now and amplifier is doing all kinds of overdriven farts, .
"Command, this is Delta, recon squad, please respond, over."
> "Delta, this is command, pshhh are you? You were supposed to be at point pshhh half an hour ago, over"
"Command, this is Delta, we are having navigating issues, requesting assistance. Can you triangulate us, over."
> "Delta, pffffff bufff foooff only one tower, I repeat, we see you from only pfffoooff boovvf, did you pffffaaf your azimuth after leaving point 3, over."
"Command, this is delta, we moved to 030 for 5 kilometers as planned, I repeat, zero-three-zero for five kilometers as planned, over"
> "Buvvfaf, boof is Command, we had sent pfooov to meet you but we did not pefvooffffff your GLONASS signal, I repeat, we did not pfffffffffffffffffffffff pfover"
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>>30874842
> Something in your far right finally came from a low hum to distracting noise. You turn your head and see familiar glow in the sky where you came from.
> Trying not to shit too many bricks on the heads of your squadmates you yell into the radio
"Command, this is Delta, anomaly is active, what are your instructions, over!"
> "Delta poofooof bofoof, can you confirm anomaly bfffffffffffovefffff"
"Command, this is Delta, anomaly is active, I repeat, anomaly is active, what should we do over!"
> "Delta, this is Cobfffffff, we read it too, get to pfffffff, we do not know if this is pfffffffffffffffffffffff"
"Command, this is Delta, repeat that, over"
> "Depppffffffffff covepffffffffffffffff"
> As the low hum gets louder you realize the obvious thing Command said to you and try to at least move lower, where the tree could cover you from anomaly. Radio views zero signal and you scream to your squad to get the cover, but you don't even hear yourself at this point. You crawl to the point which allowed you to at least cover your body, remove your belt from your pants and try to fix yourself on a nearby branch with shaking hands. Then you get a tight grip on the tree barrel and try to shut your eyes as tight as you can, fighting the blinding green light.
> The light turns red for a second and a loud crack of thunder deafens you and you lose yourself in this hum, not knowing where is up and where is down.
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>>30874847
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> Shit, are we on a tree now?
> *There's no noise outside, and the air is still. Besides, you are lying on the floor.*
> Right. Just like that dude on that party at Alexey's, hehehehehehe. Did they pull him through the night?
> *Well, Oleg was leading him somewhere at the morning, and he moved his legs, so I suppose he survived.*
> Will be a lesson to knoooooops, almost fell down. To what the fuck lesson, how did I manage to fall from the floor?
> *Maybe open your eyes for a second?*
> You collect all your strength to open your eyes as far as you can and then clench them down.
> Ooowwwwww. That hurt. And all was in a blur. Some brown thing for the floor on the left, dark black on your right and two lights, one is greenish, second is orange.
> *Looks like we are in a building. That's good news.*
> Yeah, and I seem to remember something beetween the emission and... this

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> Some indescribable eternity later you wake up. After a few barfs you try to look around you.
> The forest did not glow on the other side of the tree, there was some light wind, which did not made any difference to the ringing silence, and everything looked fine. The day was not over, but the evening was close and you tried to go down.
> Right, the belt. Somehow only now you see how much it is stretched and how many times you could fall during your little hangover if not the belt.
> Turns out you need to sit straight first. Do your legs even move? Would you make it down in one piece?
> You managed to take a firm grip on a barrel with your left hand and started to unbuckle your belt. When you finally do this, you decide to strap it back later and just drop it down in the grass.
> Oh, good, it did not fly that far, you won't get old before you get down.
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>>30874854
> Some awkward eternity later you get to the lowest branch, slip on it and fall down like a sack of shit. While you lay on the grass you bless the Great Random that the belt is not too far away, bot not to close to get its needle in your eye. You out it back into your pants and, with the help of the tree, manage to get up.
> That emission was sure strange, I need to check myself with Geiger counter. Oh, here it is, just lying over there.
> You stumble to the next two trees as you support yourself to the little box.
> Nah, you're as clean as average person. Good thing it was lying around so conveniently, otherwise you'd need to get it from...
> ...backpack.
> You do not see it.
> And you cannot even ask anybody.
> What the f, where even is anybody?
> You look around, but only thing you see is torn bag with your gear.
> Riiiiiight, my backpack is on me, and the bag was here. Ain't I a smartass.
> But where are the guys?
> You look around again, but see nothing new.
> You check your suit in case you lost something else.
> Radio antenna seems oddly twisted, probably you just broke it. Need to install a backup one, if connector is undamaged.
> Canteen is bent inside slightly, but keeps solid. You take a swig from it and only then feel how much you needed it. You somehow managed to stop at half just to keep something for later.
> Pistol holster is here. Hell, even Makarov itself and a spare magazine.
> You feel regret you let the sergeant take your rifle, but you notice something shining under the bush.
> Turns out it's someone else's pistol. It looks like it was chewed in a vise, but you manage to pull out the twisted magazine and scavenge ammo from it.
> Then you remember your own backpack and inspect it. Everything seems to be in place: a small repair set for electronics, food ration for a day, batteries and your old cheap chinese tablet that you forgot to put away.
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>>30874857
> You decide to try and catch up with guys and go through the wide pass they trampled down in the bushes.
> After 5 minutes or so you end up on a wide patch of grass, circled with thick bushes, where the pass seemingly stopped and you failed to see any tracks in thick grass.
> You remember what praporshik Golozhopenko taught your class that day
> You take a deep breath, swing your head backwards untill your bones stop you from going further, keep like that for a few seconds and then breathe out, rolling your head back.
> Fresh blood fills the back of the oxygen-starving brain and you start to see more and more details, fractally precising every detail your eyes can grab, iterating to such small details you cannot tell them from noise. All process takes two or three seconds, but that is enough to list important things.
> For example, that edgy looking black thing under that bush.
> You take a closer look at it, pick it from the grass and realize that this is sergeant's Nikonov rifle.
> That bitch got Nikonov, and all we get in camp is worn out ak-74s at best.
> But where is the bitch himself?
> Oh shit.
> And that pistol earlier.
> You see the trail in the bushes where you picked up the rifle.
> You check your pistol, see how much ammo was in the rifle magazine (he did not even get to shoot from it, fokin 'ell).
> You grab all that's left from your courage and head forward, trying if not to go quiet, but just to make not so much noise.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> I feel hungry.
> *For that we'd have to move*
> I can... not.
> *Why can you not?*
> I dunno. I honestly tried. I stretch my muscles, but my hands just stay there.
> *What about legs?*
> Them too
> *Holy shit, are you paralyzed?*
> Fingers seem to move.
> *What are we, in chains?*
> Feels like ropes actually
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>>30874862
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> As you travel through a sea of blackberry bushes you notice another clear spot up front. You cannot see what's there though.
> And when you see it, you shit bricks.
> There is a fucking orange crocodile.
> But instead of a head it has three giant snakes.
> Its belly seems to be so full it looks almost round.
> The main reason you're still alive is that it's sleeping.
> No wonder after such a meal. Or is it just snakes who sleep heavy after meal, not crocodiles?
> You look around to see countless bones, skulls and random unfinished parts of creatures you have not seen before and, finally, something familiar.
> A hairy hand with a modest silver ring on it. You remember beardface wearing one.
> Shit, did this thing eat all the guys? How long was I knocked out?
> Your watches say it's huge crack o'clock and do not even bother to move the second hand.
> As equal portions of anger, unsureness and crippling fear try to fight for your insides, your brain just does his autistic calculations, as always when you see a creepy company in the hood or a big dog without a leash and imagine what to do in the worst case scenario for no reason.
> Assburger.jpg
> You have a pistol and a rifle. You could shoot two heads simultaneously since it's sleeping hard, but then you'd be left with third which would eat you, because you are shit in combat.
> We have a giant log nearby and there's some rope lying near that torn backpack.
> As much bigger part of you is hysterically trying to come up what to think of it all, your autistic side suppresses the need to shit your pants and makes seven circles around the loop and fixes the end. Maybe 13? No, it would not tighten as easy, 7 is enough
> You somehow manage not to stumble around crocodile's necks as you place a loop on a head nearest to the log. Some scales are longer than others and you hope these will serve as hooks to hold the noose before they cut it. You then tie the other end to the log.
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>>30874870
> As you try to quiet down clicks of safety switches you remember you could still run away and only now you are really doubt your idea. Like every healthy person would.
> This thing will probably eat you anyway even if bullets can hit through the skull. Three heads possibly mean other backup mechanisms. Shooting will alert everything in this forest that something is happening here.
> Then again, your self-preservation instinct never worked properly, judjing by your childhood and scars that's left from it.
> Good ol' times. Such a shame self-consciousness brings self-restraints. It was so much better without it.
> And yeah, that thing had at least chewed beardface's hand off. He was a nice guy and I got nothing else to revenge anyway.
> Okay. You only get to visit another dimension and shoot a three-headed crocodile once. One. Two.
BAM-KDOoDOOM
> Two heads explode with red goo, third one lets out a surprized scream, so loud, almost deafening. So crocodiles with snake heads can scream, bloody awesome. You fall on your back, drop the pistol, point the rifle in the general direction of the last head and start screaming too as you pull the trigger.
> The rifle shoots twice and clicks.
> Stumbled with disbelief you release the trigger and pull it again
> What the fuck, did it just shoot twice again?
> Ahhhhh, shit, right, that's Nikonov, not Kalashnikov.
> You pull yourself together and try to aim at the last head. Right now it tries to pull its head from the loop and is relatively steady.
KDOoDOOM
> The crocodile screeching seems to fade and the whole body gives itself to convulsions.
> Zmey fucking Gorynych, dont you dare to grow six heads on top of these.
> Zmey does not seem to grow other heads and you nearly shit yourself again as you slump back.
> You expected it to last longer, but then again, the longer it gets, the less chance you have.
> You get on your fours and crouch to the body, now still and quiet.
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>>30874872
> Was this thing even adult? Pale orange is not the disguise you'd want in the forest or a swamp. Do they have them bigger here?
> As you decide what to do with the body (maybe see if this thing does not digest ammo. What, did RPGs lie to you?) you hear muffled"awooooooooo" in the distance, forming almost perfect "re" note.
"Five-six-seven-o-niiiiiine, cyкaблять."
> You notice it's getting dark and shit gets serious in the dark.
> The wolves must have heard dying crocodile and probably someone else would try to claim the fresh meat too.
> Time to get the fuck out of here.
> But where? Radio shows no signal at all, portal must be closed now. Enemy fixed it, and they did it in style. Does not make a difference where to run, realy.
> Only reasonable way is to run in opposite direction from wolves. There are almost equal amounts of who-knows-what-shit in every direction, but that direction also has wolves. Duh.
> You grab beardface's hand from the ground and start jogging in the "safe" direction trying to avoid bushes. Hopefully wolves would stop at crocodile and give you some more time.
> Shit, did you forget the pistol there? Nope, still here. Wait, that's chewed one, only way you can use it is to maybe load cartridges right into shutter and hope it will shoot. Perfect for suicide.
> As you run you notice some short figure in a brown hood, running in the same direction as you.
> Maybe the stranger knows way to safety
> You bolt after the hooded figure which is running surprisingly fast for given height. What is it, your ribs high? The cloak waves almost horizontally, is this thing even bipedal?
> Does not matter, it is afraid of wolves too and you hope you'll negotiate the shelter.
> Shit, just how fast does it go? Sarge made us suffer in a training camp and it paid off last 5 minutes of running, but you start to feel your limit nearby.
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>>30874880
> Fortunately, the forest gets somehow cleaner and trees grow further from each other. Is it fortunate for wolves too?
> You see the light (or fire?) in the distance, and at that moment hooded figure notices you, quickly glances at you, screams in a high-pitched voice and runs even faster.
> Goddammit, would you even make it to the light with all this stuff on you?
> You two get close to something that looks like a baobab with branches, a hobbit hole and river hydra at the same time. It even has a door and windows!
> Hooded figure rams through the door and, not being able to control inertia, rolls further into the house. You manage to make a sick slide inside on your ass (the door seemed to be made for Little Brown Hood's height) and then you jump back to the door to push it closed. Your hand finds a bolt handle and you shut it just in time when something slams the door from outside.
> You still keep the closed door from opening, just to make sure. The door seemed sturdy, but you did not trust its rusty hinges and locks. Your throat hurts and you notice that you were screaming at the top of your lungs alongside with hooded figure. You funally shut up as wolfes stop ramming the door and you look around to find the owner of this... thing you're in.
> When you find it, you also find a staff with some funky feathers on it flying towards your head.
"Uhh. May I interje..."
> With a loud crack the wooden staff hits your left temple.
> You cannot remember anything but loud pain in your head afterwards.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>30874887
> *Well, that explains the ropes.*
> Let me guess. Be glad that you're not eaten too yet?
> *'zactly.*
> What a land of opportunity. Fine, I'll try to open my eyes again. Buckle up, that will hurt.
> *Quit whining, we managed through worse.*
> I appreciate your support, but this time I'm not even sure about surviving next hour. Can you hep me with that?
> *Sigh~ Nothing else to do here anyway. Roll em' up, M...*
> NO! Don't call my name!
> *It is because you're edgy today or because you don't like it?*
> It is because they use what the fuck of a technology and can probably read minds. I almost feel someone watching.
> *Wanna play Pazaak in the meanwhile?*
> Ha ha.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> This time light does not hurt your eyes o much. Probably because this time you did not open them, just relaxed your eyelids so daylight could pass through.
> Daylight? Is it day already?
> You try to guess how much did you lie there. It was getting dark with the crocodile and just went full dark when you got your head hit, so 8-9 hours at least. Daylight is bright, so maybe 12 hours is more accurate.
> *Why do you even need that info?*
> My watch is broken.
> *How does it matter still?*
> Better than nothing.
> Your eyes seem to accommodate enough to the light and you open a little crack between eyelids.
> You can see wooden floor you're lying on. When you remember that you can also shift focus, you start to notice other parts of the house. You can see some form of cavities in walls that are filled with racks with some stuff on them, you still do not see clear enough. There are some weird faces on walls and one of them is on the closest wall to you.
> Wait, that's not wall with a face, that's the hooded figure looking at you.
> And the staff. Figure is holding the staff. Guess other side is ready for negotiations.
"Mmmhpfgpbt"
> *No, that's not how you use your mouth, honey. You should form words.*
> Right.
"Uhhh... Hello."
>>
>>30874892
> Hooded figure's mouth frowns a little. Did you do something wrong?
> Maybe your blabbermouth part would get some info out.
"Thanks for the sh..."
>you think for a bit
"..elter."
> Hooded figure's mask frown seems to dissipate a little.
"And not eating me."
> Wait, that's not the mask.
"M-my name is... what was it..."
> *Now even I do not remember*
> NOT HELPING
"Oh, right. Anonymous. Nice to meet you."
> *So cliche on purpose?*
> Like they read our literature much
> Hooded figure takes the cape off the head and reveals to be... a horse. With stripes.
> *Aren't they called zebras?*
> I would believe if I saw Przhevalsky horse, they are seen in forest rarely, but zebra?
> *They go in jungle sometimes*
> Shit, you're right, that's what the forest was looking like, a jungle in a cold weaher. And here's a zebra with a staff in a hood.
> *Was that a punnnNnnNnN? Uuuhh, I will attempt to bypass this fault. Zeeeooowhip.*
> Go away, Ordis
"Am ... you... here? Is it not a dream? Maybe I still sit on a tree having a dream."
> 10/10, would be hit in a head again.
> Zebra visibly struggles to find words, but sighs and leaves your field of view.
> Dammit. Now there's no dope zebra to talk to.
> Suddenly zebra returns with a bowl, sits on haunches, gets your head in vertical position and makes you dtink from that bowl.
> Tasty, delicious cold water. And her hoof is so soft with all that fur. Should horses even have so much of it? And it is longer than you thought, almost like your hands.
> Actually, this could be not as bad as you thought, this shit you're in. After you finished the bowl, you slump back to the wall.
> You mumble something that you hope sounded like gratitude before falling into black again.
>>
And that's it for now. That was probably too long for a starting chapter, but I wanted to get over with that part sooner. All the fun incoming next.

Here comes my writefag virginity, so any feedback is highly appreciated. Hope you like it.
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>>30873331
>>30873340
Gnats? You mean fleas? Or lice?
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>>30873385
This was cute my man.
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>>30873344
>>30873344
It must be a very large tub to be able to clean Celestia and to Anon
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>>30873344
You forgot to wash his mouth to his teeth, who knows how much bacteria and infections could have on them, in addition to reviewing the shoulder injury that could become infected
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>>30873385
One incredible large and descriptive green of today, you really work in the most difficult part for anyone; endure the long and painful process of purification of one hurt pony, now I hope to know what are the reasons for Anon to acquire Celestia

Thanks cunt
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>>30874937
You got a pastebin m'dude?
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>>30875850
He linked one in his first post.
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>>30875960
wow colour me retarded, thanks
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>>30874937
Long but nice setup, really just looking forward to actually getting to know zecora.
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>>30873536

The pony can't even get out of the bathtub, Anon. She's not about to start wandering around smashing shit. He just gave her something to do while he went to get some food to feed the starving pony.

>>30875594
>>30873565

More people are noticing the teeth than I thought. Rest assured, there will be teeth and mouth cleaning in the future. And the bite wounds will pop up later.

>>30869202
Nah man, no mic unfortunately. I might pop in some time later though.
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>>30876693
More of 486 replies, 12 more for the limit and begin one new
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>>30876833
I better just drop this here then.
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>>30876938
And I thought you quit
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Pastebin of everything so far. For those that want it.

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>>30876994
I like your story my nigga.
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>>30877002

Cheers mate, that encouragement goes a long way.
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>>30876938
Your persistence will be rewarded my friend, just don't stop believing.
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Is it bad if my shit smells like burning rubber?
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>>30877046
Great begin and excelent work in the hard work of writting, you have not shown us an Anon who is not afraid to stain his hands and give his own pound of flesh to help both Celestia and the ponies themselves, I dare to speculate that she was not his first pony but something tells me that he has a story to tell about why I helped her in the first place
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>>30875393
Shit. I did in fact mean fleas. No idea why I thought of gnats. Story is edited to reflect that.
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>"..h-hey"
>your eyes are lost on the stretch of freeway for a while before she pipes up again
>"hey a-anon"
>she sounds awfully less cheery that usual
>you turn down the radio
"what is it snap?"
>"I have to pee"
"already?"
>you can't help but chuckle a little
>"yes already! can't you see me dancing over here nimrod?"
>ah she's back
"hey it's not my fault you drank a liter of coke, just take the lid off the-"
>"I'm not fucking around anon I'll seriously piss myself if you don't find a rest stop"
"why didn't you ask me while we were at-"
>"I didn't have to go then!"
>her tone quickly tipped you off to how dire the situation was
>as if her squirming in her seat was anything less
>for almost a minute you both are silent as you scan the horizon
>you were in the middle of fucking nowhere by the looks of it
>"a-ANON! come oooon!"
"fuck! here.. check to see if there's any gas stations near by"
>you aimlessly tossed your phone at her from your jeans
>as she tapped away you kept scanning
>like some cheesy horror flick with horny teenagers in it, a road sign quickly passes by
>[rest area/ service station 37 miles]
>glancing over from the road, snap slugs you with a hoof
>"it's not funny!"
>you can't help but laugh
"like I said, use the cu-"
>"I am NOT using the cup.. just pull over or something before your car smells like mare piss"
>...
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