RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

First for Fuck Nyx

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Tiddies

>>30801860
I want to be the royal consort to one of the princesses.

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Thread needs some time to charge.
Alternatively, we could change the batteries.

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>>30801935
ROYAL tiddies.

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>>30801935
Completely off topic, but I just wanted to post this after finding it on /k/.

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>>30801941
>one of

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>>30801935
ROYAL

>>30801968
I SEE A TIDDY! MODS!

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>>30801952
>not using the animated version

SPANKINGS

>>30801968
>no hooves

>>30797371
lets continue?

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>>30801990

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>Celestia being afraid that Equestria will lose all respect for her and revolt if they find out she likes dominant stallions. And being tied up by them and used like a fucktoy.

>>30801959
>Anon has a tattoo on his ass from losing a bet
>Ponies are convinced that it's related to his special talent
What's the pony equivalent of a tramp stamp? Ass-pictures are right out, since they already have those.

>>30802068
probably anything near or around their dock

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>>30802001
eeyup

>>30802068
Shoulder and upper arm tattoos.

>>30802068
Alternatively, the practice of tattooing is banned, because con-ponies can give themselves a butt stamp for any job and not be qualified for it, like for instance doctor or a wallet inspector.

>>30802114
>Ponies think it's branding

oh shit

>>30802114
>mares not immediately getting a cock inspector buttmark

>>30802144
Why do you think it got banned anon.

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>>30802143
what

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Who has better tits? Fluttershy or Sunset?

>>30802257
I bet Sunset...

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>>30802197
>Sunset will never stick you between her breasts and mark you with her horse-woman boob scent so the other students leave you alone
We'll all make it...

>>30802294
What if horse women boob pheramones are used to get horse men hard instantly and to keep them sedated. It becomes instinct that large breasted women will put your head between your tits has it makes rape and sexy time easier.

>>30802308
what.

>>30800167
>Was also one of the main setting-crafters.
>Feelsgood.

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>>30802268
Fluttershy. It's definitely Fluttershy.

>>30802057
>As punishment for forgetting their anniversary dinner by working late, Anon ties Celestia up and leaves her for the day.
>ftw no-one helps her on hearing her cries.
>ftw no-one wants to get between a quarreling couple.
>Even if the mare involved is their Princess.

>>30802068
"What does your cutie-mark represent, Anonymous?"
>He glances down once.
>"Cunt destroyer."

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>>30802393
>>30802268
>>30802257

>>30802422
it would be fun to see the reactions =3

>be anon
>strong, independant MAN anon
>you don't need no mare, but the little creeps keep crawling out of the woodwork to help you with everything
>especially applejack
>decide to build yourself a shelf for all that KNOWLEDGE purplesmart gave you to keep (gotta understand where you live now, after all)
>thought you had to return library books but anytime you talk to her she spills spaghetti everywhere
>whatever
>head out to supply store to buy some wood for your shelves
>enter the store, a bell above the door ringing as you enter
"Welcome to Iron Works Supply and Steel store, how can I help you today sir?"
>little grey pony mare running the till eyes you up, licking her lips
>weirdo
>"Yeah, you got any wood planks here?"
"Sure, hon, down isle 5."
>start walking to get you some wood, hear the pony mutter about a lucky mare getting her stallion to go shopping for her
>yeahokdude.png
>get your planks and take them to the till
"That'll be 14 bits, handsome... unless you want to earn a discount~"
>yeah no thanks
>chuck your bits on the counter, gather your planks, turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>30802609

>get back home
>oh yeah, DIY time
>time to get manly
>start getting your tools out, prepare to make one fine ass shelf
>hear a window smash downstairs
>for fucks sake
>sigh heavily, start to make your way downstairs
>get to the bottom and look into you kitchen
>lying in a puddle of glass looking dazed is none other than Ponyville's very own premier apple merchant, applejack
>she notices you and perks up
"Well howdy, anon! I heard through the apple-vine that you's was doin some mighty hard work fer a stallion!"
>what the fuck is an applevine
>how the fuck does she always know you're about to do something remotely DIY related
>"Look appuls, this is the fourth time this month that you've broken my damn window and you never pay for the damages"
"Aww, anon, y'all know we ain't got a lotta bits on the farm! 'Sides, I always give ya some good apples to make up for it!"
>"Apples can't buy new windows, orangechuck. Why do you even break in through my window every time you come over?"
"Well, how else would I get in? Yer a bit of a silly stallion, anon. Yer lucky ya got a great mare like me to do a lot of that there hard work an' thinkin fer ya!"
>damn ponies
"No worries anon, I'll have that shelf up fer ya lickety-split!"
>"Look, pearjohn, I don't WANT your help. And stop breaking my windows. Just knock on the door, please."
"But a stallion shouldn't have ta do work like that when there's a mare willin ta do it for ya!"
>you are triggered
>this pony keeps breaking into your house to help you with the most menial of tasks
>you're tired of her shit
>"Look, bananabrad, I don't want your help and never have. If I ever need it I'll ask for it. Now get out out of here."
"But anon, I-"
>fuck that
>you pick up the small horse and head to your door, open it and chuck her out stetson first
"ANOOOOO-"
>you slam the door and turn around to look at your kitchen
>see the smashed window
>the glass on the floor
>the knocked over table
>you sigh again
>such is life in equestria

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>>30802618

ok this was my first time writing green ever, what do you all think?

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>>30802424
>EqG Rainbow's unbridled joy that you want her despite her being petite.
>All the bravado and athletic prowess only helps so much a such a competitive world.
>Then the smug sets in.

>>30802625
Was ok. Got confused as usually un-greentexted text usually denotes who the PoV belongs to. In this case, to me, it looks like you switched around AJ and anon's lines.

>>30802647

I think I get it. The greentexted dialogue should have been AJ and the normal text should have been anon?

>>30802641
>"Who's gay now, mom!?"

>>30802641
Smol girl best girl

>>30802641
>Rainbow will never confess that she secretly wants to be the small spoon when you cuddle
>You will never be relieved, because it always felt like you were wearing your cuddle-partners like backpacks whenever they insisted on being the big spoon

>>30802668
yes. normal text is who we are while green speak is anyone else.

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>>30802730
>>You will never be relieved, because it always felt like you were wearing your cuddle-partners like backpacks whenever they insisted on being the big spoon
>tfw 5'7

>>30802795
>You will never be the backpack
5'8 masterrace you fucking manlet

>>30802716
>Smol girl
>Even with an average dick, you bottem out quick in her because she's small.
>In a typical Rainbow knowlage gap, she has no idea that sex isn't supposed to always be dick-against-cervix direct womb injections, or that guys aren't usually rearing to go all the time.
>Her friends incredulously (and slightly jealously) wonder how Rainbow isn't pregnant.

>>30802874
>>Even with an average dick
I don't think you understand how averages work.

>>30802884
>Even if you aren't a thundercock, you totally fill Rainbow.
Seems straightforward to me.

>rainbow 'carpenters dream' dash
you must already be used to feeling up young boys

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>>30802854
>5'8
mfw
6'0 looks down upon you.

>>30802874
>dick-against-cervix direct womb injections
that sounds painfull

>>30802959
You don't need to have a nine inch dick to fill most women.

>>30802625
Capitalize your sentences and end them in a period at all times, not just in dialogue. Also, Applejack is a name and should always be capitalized. Greentext is no excuse for bad grammar.
The memey style you used is fine, but if you want to do some longer pieces, consider another one.

>>30803009
It is, but many guys find the thought hot. In RGR, girls find it hot but guys dread it.

>>30803068
Some chicks get off on it too. For many it's painful, for some it's like an orgasm button. It's a roll of the dice which girl you get really.

>>30803012
In what reality do you consider nine inches the average?

>>30803187
Hentai?

>>30803187
Is your reading comprehension on the level of a child with downs syndrome or something?

>>30803187
isn't 6 inches average in the U.S.?

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>>30802884
>>>30802874
>>>Even with an average dick
>I don't think you understand how averages work.
Are you just pretending to be retarded?

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>>30803208
I think 5.5 or something.
>mfw above average

>>30803217
>even with an average dick
>implying average dicks aren't enough for most girls other than Dash
Come on now.

>>30803227
>Implying that "satisfying" and "bottoming out" are the same thing.

>>30803237
Most women don't know shit about size, unless you have a literal microdick I'm sure you'll be fine.

>>30803243
This desu. It's like how most guys don't care about dress size; the girl just has to not be a hamplanet

>inb4 thicc

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>>30803258
nor have a nasty attitude.

>>30803294
Fuck me, look at the one on the right in stripes. Oh my fucking god.

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>>30803294
>>30803306
Obligatory.

>>30803328
that is what I was thinking of when I went looking for that photo.

>>30803294
Why the guitar?

>>30803640
because they are offensive... I mean expensive.

"Ok, FINE, I'll sit though you telling me who to avoid. jesus christ you are such a fucking pain"
>Cadence has a look of happy the conversation is finally going her way, mixed in with I want to get the last word in
>She chooses to put it to the side for now.
>"Great, get a pen and paper, You are going to need to write this down"

>You are anon, and you are in your high school's pa room
>You look down at your notes, 107 girls and 3 of the extremely effeminate guys are on the list
>Its her cutie mark, so you trust her
"Excuse me, This is anon, will the following creatures please report to the auditorium..."

~Long list later and running from one of the teachers~

>You arrive at the auditorium
>Sad Sack is honestly one of the dumbest teachers you have ever had the displeasure of knowing
>You call a meeting in the auditorium, if he wanted he could have waited here
>Well what do you expect from a stalinist
>You look over the crowd, and they look back
"Ok, I will make this short and simple, cadance has told me to avoid each and every one of you because you either want to fuck me and leave, or are to beta for her 'standards'"
>You look over a few of the ultra 'betas'
>10/10 feminine creatures, many of which have really nerdy hobbies that you are also interested in
"I have I have gathered you all here for a proposition, want to make the biggest fuckin herd in equestria with me?"
>You could almost hear a pin drop
>But really, all you heard was the squelching of 107 winking vaginas
>"FIRST"
>The home ec teacher flood board yelled out
>How the fuck she ever got the job you don't know, celestia had a weird sense of humor
>"Anon, I am your mom"
>Celestia pipes up, obviously uncomfortable but looking aroused at the same time
"That just makes it hotter"
>You see the blush on her face
>"I am also adopted, so while you are my mom, this is far from as weird as it could possibly be"

>You are cadance, 1000 miles from school, and you feel a great disturbance in the charts

>>30803757
4/10 you made an effort

>>30803757
make it not EQG and turn into full green and youre golden.

Sorry for asking to be spoon-fed, but does TANDghouls hang around here? I read through his First Impressions/Aftershock story and I need more. It was fantastic. Sorry if it sounds like I'm shilling but I just spent the past day and a half reading through it whenever I got a moment.

https://pastebin.com/u/tANDghouls

>>30803994
Sssssssss, ooooooooooooooh. Ouch.

http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30477278/#q30489932

http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30518187/#30519534

Wish he wouldn't have put it on hold.

>>30803757
> Cadence was right
> After the first year of orgies and cuddle piles, there are 53 herd regulars, with some of the herd emeritus coming back for some quick loving
> With so many nerds under one roof, they are able to have hyperspace war games with every faction represented, and on the galactic scale

>>30804014
Fuuuuuuuck.

Thanks for informing me.

At least it's not a complete no.

>>30801935
“Mama’s coming and she cares about your titties!”

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>>30804240
Think ponko plays with her own tiddies when she's bored?

>>30803994
Ayy, thanks for popping in to say so, I'm glad you liked it. As for when's and why's, the second link in >>30804014's kinda' sums things up. I'm trying to hone myself a little more before continuing with the story. It's something I care about, so I want it to come out well.

Speaking of honing,

I'm about to drop more Reassigned. Sorry I've been slow on the crossposting, things keep popping up in between.

>>30804291
YES. Will the next chapter take as long as this one?

>>30797557
”Oh…” you say, summoning a small smile of your own.
“Uhh… Cherries.”
>”Hah,” Splint laughs, “o’course. ‘Course it’s Cherries.”
>Dip shakes her head and reaches out to scoop the canteen out of your hooves.
>”I like to think I’m a progressive mare, honest,” she says, tipping the can, “but it’s getting hard not to stereotype when every earth pony I meet is a farmer.”
>”Ohhh, ya’ got a problem with farmers, do ya’?” Splint remarks
>Dip gives her an unserious smirk.
>”There’s a few on my list.”
>Their argument carries on and you ignore it for the most part, turning instead to keep watch over the wall-walk above you.
>There’s one less Hume there, probably off doing some errand or… whatever it was he was doing before with the Minotaur.
>You’d asked around a bit before lights out about it.
>None of the other mares, not even Shiver, knew what ‘shaking a claw in somepony’s face’ meant – which was as close to what happened as you could describe.
>You’d witnessed a few odd rituals the locals took part in since arriving here, but that one felt significant for some reason.
>The only Hume you’d seen doing it certainly looked serious about it at the time.
>Your ears perk up slightly at the sound of creaking wood in the distance.
>The neutral expression on your face warms into a gentle smile as a patch of soft black hair peeks up over the edge of the stairs and the small Hume runs back into view.
>He’s panting, doubled over, his lithe claws strapping to his knees as he stops before his comrade to sputter out a few words.
>You watch the two of them in silence, further examining the subtleties in their dress and faces before the taller one turns in place.
>He utters a few more words and then points a claw toward your group, grinning all the while.
>You blink and momentarily look toward your fellow squaddies, none of whom showed any sign of even knowing that the Hume pointing at them existed.

>>30804305
>When you turn back, you find the tall Hume adjusting his claw, singling out something more specific.
>The black-haired Hume tilts his head and mutters something to his friend.
>And then his eyes are on you.
>His bright orbs look right into yours just like the day before , and his lips turn upward.
>Your face prickles with warmth.
>The other Hume isn’t pointing at your group – he’s pointing at YOU.
>You’ve… been staring at them for a while, haven’t you?
>You swallow hard and tear your face away, pointing your eyes down at the ground where they were less likely to get you into any trouble.
>”Uh ohhh,” Splint says, “I know that look; somepony just got caught window shoppin’.”
>”See something you like, Cherry?” Chuck sniggers.
>You scowl into the fire indignantly, your embarrassment further puffing up the fur on your cheeks.
>You keep to this position for a while, ignoring the squaddies and the Humes alike for fear of being caught leering again.
>It’s a long while before you can summon the courage to lift your head again, and when you peer up at the wall-walk you do it much more subtly.
>A quick cut of your eyes reveals that the Hume are no longer looking your way.
>When you turn to look at them more closely, you find both of them staring over the teeth of the gate.
>The small Hume points his claw just as the larger one lifts a curled instrument from his belt and presses it to his lips.
>Several loud toots from the horn crack through the dry, chilly air and race across the fort, stirring you deep in the chest from the base and volume.
>Several Humes and even a few squaddies emerge from the woodwork and trudge through the snow along the walls to the front gate.
>Several ropes are tossed down from on high and into the waiting appendages of the fort members, all of whom collectively begin to pull.
>The large wooden gate creaks, packed snow slipping away as the top-seated drawbridge pulls away from the ground and rises into the air.

>>30804308
>An icy northern wind whistles through the far off opening they just created, and at the edge of your vision you notice the small Hume on the wall rush to the front gate excitedly.
>Not a moment later the breach is filled with lithe bipeds from the outside.
>Well over a dozen of them stream through holding various things, resources from the outside you imagine.
>One such thing is harrowing spectacle, one you weren’t expecting; it was a mangled boar hanging from a wooden stake clutched between two Humes.
>‘Hunting’ really does mean ‘hunting’ up here…
>You’d read about meat-eaters in books before, mostly about griffons and the like.
>You’d never actually seen the act take place before, though, nor did you know that the Hume partook in that sort of thing until now.
>Even with what you’d learned about them over time, it was hard to imagine such unthreatening-looking creatures taking part in such harsh sport.
>You grimace at the grizzly sight but can’t seem to look away, even if it turns your stomach somewhat.
>Your eyes follow the hanging creature and its chaperones until it vanishes from sight around a nearby building.
>You spot the black-haired Hume looking after them as well from the front gate; his expression is markedly different from yours.
>Were they really going to eat that dead thing?
>… him too?
>”SOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!”
>You jump as a loud voice hits your ears, a close one.
>The noise turns several heads in the distance toward the orange pegasus beside you, as it does yours.
>Chuck, who clearly wasn’t much of a morning pony, now smiles ear to ear, her eyes shining with energy.
>She cups her fetlocks around her mouth and takes a big breath, getting ready to call out again.
>”VELDEEEEEEG SOOOOOOOT!”
>Shiver scrunches her snout and swings a heavy foreleg into her squad mate’s chestplate, but the act doesn’t dampen the winged pony’s spirits one bit.
“Was that Humish?” you ask, turning to Shiver, “What did she say?”
>”Nothing good,” she grumbles.

>>30804317
>Chuck’s small frame shakes through her giggles.
>”Don’t be such a stick in the ass, I’m just having a little fun.”
>”Oh yeah?” Dip says, motioning at the front gate with the canteen.
“Well there’s some fun coming your way.”
>It was true.
>A small hoofull of Humes that heard her calling out have broken away from their group and appear to be heading in your direction.
>The mutterings of you squad mates dampen somewhat as they approach.
>You, still having never been in direct contact with one of them, fidget nervously in place as the tall, well-armed and mildly enchanting creatures draw in.
>There are three in total, one of which pulls slightly ahead of the pack.
>He’s middle in height to the other two, with eggshell pale skin and cool grey eyes.
>His fiery red mane is moderate in length and shaggy – not unlike Splint’s when she has her helmet off – and like all of his other kinsmen he is robed from neck to ankles in in thick tufts of loosely matching furs.
>He smiles invitingly at your group, all of which return him a nod of respect.
>”Du kan snakke dey?” he says.
>”Nai,” Shiver answers for your group, clearing her throat and quickly gesturing at Chuck.
>“Hun arr en, uhh… idiote? Dum – Ignorrar hennuh.”
>”Ahhh…” the Hume replies, and his shoulders sag a bit.
>He turns back to his two friends a moment, silently convening with them before turn back and focusing his attention on Chuck.
>”… Hun vet eekat at det betyr?”
>Chuck smiles sheepishly and shakes her head in the universal sign.
>The Hume’s face falls.
>Shiver cuts a dirty look at the pegasus.
>”Nai,” she replies, “hun vet.”
>The Hume’s expression instantly improves.
>He takes a step forward and leans down, motioning at the pegasus with his claws.
>”Yuu comm,” he says, then gestures at his chest, “me?”
>”U-Uhh…” Chuck responds, cutting her eyes at the rest of you nervously.

>>30804320
>It takes a second for her to finally reply, just as it does for you to realize that he was no longer speaking a different language.
>”Come… with you? You want me to come with you?”
>The Hume grins.
>”Yuu come wiss me,” he amends slowly.
>“Frendts?”
>The two bipeds behind him take a few steps forward, one of whom places a claw on the stooping Hume’s shoulder.
>Both of their eyes are pinned to the orange pegasus like darts, looking her up and down.
>The red-haired Hume’s own eyes soften, and he nibbles at the corner of his bottom lip.
>”Frendts…” he repeats softly.
>Even you have a swallow the lump in your throat the settles from the silky smooth quality of his voice as he says that last word.
>Chuck’s eyes widen, and you swear you can hear the heat being sucked out of her face.
>”Chuck,” Shiver says, staring her down adamantly, “no.”
>”Aww, look at that,” Dip says, nudging the other pegasus in the ribs, “he wants to be friends, Chuck.”
>”REAL good friends, I reckon,” Splint adds, grinning.
>Chuck’s snout scrunches up, her lips thinning as the Humes peer longingly at her, waiting patiently for her reply.
>Is this…
>Is he asking what you think he’s asking?
>“Hnngg,” Chuck grunts in audible distress.
>Honeysuckle sniggers and Splint hastily waves a hoof, shushing her.
>”Easy now,” she says, “easy on’er. Gonna’ be the hardest decision of her Tartarus-damned life. Another day in the freezin’ cold with your guardsmare honor intact, or a devil’s foursome?”
>”You gonna turn’em down?” Dip sneers, tilting her head at the bipeds.
>“He just wants to be friends. What’s a dishonorable discharge between friends?”
>If the orange pegasus’s snout crinkles any harder her face is going to become concave.
>Shiver’s stare has turned into a full on glare.
>”If I get one more write-up because of you and end up on consecutive latrine duties AGAIN…”

>>30804323
>Chuck is literally shaking at this point, and for several tense moments you entertain the idea that your little crew is going to be a mare down for the rest of your post.
>The pegasus’ chest plate swells with a massive breath.
>From the look in her eyes you assume she’s considering the same.
>”She’s gonna blow,” Dip laughs out.
>Splint grins wolfishly.
>”Aye, I’d assume ‘blowin’d be a big part of it considerin’ the ratio.”
>Chuck lets loose a lung-clearing sigh and hunches over, hanging her head between her legs in defeat.
>”I hate you gals, holy shit,” she mutters incredulously.
>“I hate you so much. If I had evil magic powers I would use them on you. You girls would literally be my first evil deed on the road to villainy.”
>Splint scoffs.
>”If YOU had evil magic powers, you’d be too busy magicin’ cunts onta’ stallions or some other such deplorable strangeness to do mucha’ anything with any’a us, darlin’.”
>Chuck huffs and peers up at the waiting Humes with nothing short of despair on her face.
>”Noooo,” she says slowly, shaking her head clearly so that they could understand.
>”Noo, sorry. Sorry…”
>Visibly disheartened, the red-maned Hume slowly stands and, eventually, after a few more longing looks from him and his party, turns to part ways with your group.
>Their pace is slow, and they look back at her many times before completely vanishing back into the fort, giving her ample opportunity to reconsider her decision the entire way which, thankfully, she doesn’t.
>Their unintentionally masterful torture is reflected on their victim's face.
>Shiver, satisfied, turns in her seat and hoofs a few more nearby twigs into the dying fire.
“They’d really send you packing just for, uh… ‘fraternizing’?” you ask, curious and eager to change the subject that was just being entertained.
>”It’s, ahh… been an issue…” Dip says cryptically, sipping at her canteen to punctuate her statement.
>You turn to chuck and smile weakly, hoping to raise her spirits.

>>30804330
“Well… at least you can go home with your head held high?”
>Splint reaches across your chest to pat Chuck on the withers.
>”Yeah, don’t take it too hard,” she says with an edge of sarcasm, “I’m sure there’ll be plenty’a upstandin’ lads back home linin’ up for orgies with ya’, too – plenty.”
>”I want to die,” Chuck says passionlessly.
>”They should put THAT on the brochures,” Dip suggests, cradling an imaginary piece of paper in her hooves, “’Consider positions up north for your next reassignment – You’ll want to die’.”
>”I’m just going to walk out into the snow and wait for them to get me.”
>”Feh, don’t be so dramatic,” Splint says, waving her off.
>”Bad way ta’ go, wolves,” Honeysuckle comments matter-o-factly, “we could just… bury ya’ in the snow. Ya’ll’d be gone before ya’ know it. Lot less messy.”
>Chuck groans and hangs her head lower, the tips of her short yellow mane dipping into the frost on the ground.
>Your team keeps to themselves for a while after that event which, incidentally, matches up with the dwindling time the little fire at your hooves seems to have left.
>Not that is matters much; your time is almost up.
>It’s much harder to tell up here, but the sun is getting pretty high.
>Not noon yet, certainly, but getting close.
>You have work to do.
>When the embers finally start to sputter out for good, the five of you uproot from your seats and decide amongst yourselves to go and find that work – in an effort to keep warm if nothing else.
>Your trip across Fort Brinn to accomplish that task is fairly routine if not for one curious outlier, one you didn’t notice when you started but were growing more keen to the farther you went.
>You group wasn’t traveling alone.
>Whether slipping between shacks, skirting around watchtowers or ducking beneath wall-walks, you couldn't shake that feeling.
>That prickle on the back of your neck.

>>30804335
>That primal tickle in your ears that only happens when something is watching you – and something IS watching you.
>It isn’t until you turn sharply enough that you spot them.
>It’s a Hume; a familiar one with black hair.
>He tailed you from your campsite near the south wall clear across the fort to the north gate, doing his best to stay out of sight.
>He isn’t doing a very good job, but by Celestia is he trying.
>Occasionally you spot him ducking behind buildings or eyeing your group through slats in gates or gaps in wagons.
>He even scales the north wall and peeks at you through the wooden parapets while you and the other girls do your trench duty.
>It’s hard work, much harder than it would be in a warmer climate and no easier with your… insistent audience member examining your every grunt and wipe of the brow.
>The trenches lining the outer walls need to be cleared of snow on a daily basis and, as you hear it, the Hume are all but reluctant to let the visiting guardsmares do that little chore for them.
>The tools they give you for the job are rough but sturdy – not that sturdiness helped much while you were chipping away at the solid ice that had accumulated at the bottom-most regions of the pit.
>An hour passes, maybe two, maybe even three.
>You don’t see your follower for a long while, but you also don’t see him leaving.
>Your suspicions concerning his whereabouts are confirmed when you and the squaddies break for lunch and you trot back through the north gate to find him sitting on the wall-walk, playing with his claws boredly while he waits.
>For you.
>When he sees you looking straight at him he freezes for several seconds before tearing his eyes away and pretending that he doesn’t notice you.
>You do the same, hardly wanting to leave a poor impression on him after you yourself had been caught doing the same to him not long ago.
>It is now that you lose sight of him, and not much longer until you reach the lodge.

>>30804341
>Your windy trudge back to it is cold and unpleasant, even moreso then your initial emergence from the barracks.
>The curtain of heat that hits your face as you pass into the wide arch is heavenly, enough to help you forget your wet and frigid journey to it in no time.
>The strong smell of honey and fresh bread wafting through the toasty air doesn’t hurt your improving mood, either.
>Unlike before, not only are the Hume there to witness you and the other mares from the 104th arriving, but they themselves appear to have been there for quite a while already.

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>>30804345
kek
the humes are as into the mares as the mares are into the humes

a perfect fit

>>30804345
Okey, that's it for now folks. More very soon.

The story so far can be found here: https://pastebin.com/7ewduYua

If you haven't read the original story (Part 1), it can also be found in my pastebin.

>>30799763

Repostan green i wrote last thread because thread died

Drill Instructor flight Academy Anon

>be spitfire
>in your office checking this year's quarterly reports
>and more importantly
>the performance review of one Drill Instructor Anonymous
>Wonderbolt's academy's very own flightless biped
>i don't know what possessed the princesses to allow a FLIGHTLESS instructor to work in a pegasai academy let alone a male one
>but you couldn't really argue with them now could you?
>maybe if you could find a sizable enough transgression in his record you can take it to the throne and be finally be rid of him
>especially after that stunt at the track
>stupid Mare/stallion rule separation
>now lets see....
>?
"zero percent drop out rate?"
>but i saw thunder lane and a couple of other stallion recruits file those last week
>they didn't go through with it?
>there are some comments
"pushes you hard beyond the limits you know only to break the limits you've never knew you had"
>only 20 in 100 of stallion recruits stay during the whole course of the 6 month training
>barely 8 of those 20 pass
>soarin
>bless his balls
>is the very cream of the crop
>graduated with honors with you and fleetfoot despite the odds way before these absurd rules separating training regimes of both mares and stallions

>>30804382
>reports from observers says that D.I. Anonymous uses harsher versions of the flight academy's training SOP
>but how the hay did he get a ZERO percent drop out rate?
>the comments from recruits doesn't really explain much
>by all rights, he should've scared every last one of the trainees out of the academy
"no use here"
>you turn the page checking to see the progress reports of the recruits under his care
>despite all that, no way he could've improved those sissy colts
>every last one of them was a whiny stallionist trying to prove something
>shit, they even put their reason for joining in the recruitment form "anything a mare can do a stallion can do better"
>....
"they're all in the nineties"
>physical
>academic
>navigation
>etc.
>no way anonymous is JUST a stallion
>accomplishing this after just 4 weeks
>that's it
>im putting a request for anon's full file
>this has to be one of the princesses' crazy plans again

>>30804382
FIX YOUR GRAMMAR AND CAPITALIZATION YOU BUM.

>>30804444
Quad of 4s confirm: learn how to type.

Does anyone here use a word counter for their greens? I found a nice one that calculates the average readability and gives you a percentage of your most used words

>>30804291
Cool, as long as it's not a 'fuck it, I'm done with this,' I'm happy. Take your time.

>>30804545
Yeah. I also use a character counter (checking if each block is under 2000) so I can split my posts up nice and neat.

>>30804545
I use notepad++, and it has an automatic character counter.

Post your word counter.

>>30804610
I use the word counter tool: https://wordcounttools.com

It also counts characters

>>30804622
I meticulously count each character by hand and write each section with the post limit in mind.

>>30804637
I'm sorry

>>30804637
Ah, I see you are a man of primitive mental powers as well.

>>30804653
I can count to 2000. Can you?

>>30804637
>>30804653
>>30804668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6ctb-Pb3lc

>>30804353
Fucking Brassholes and their regulations getting in the way of a good time (and good 'diplomatic relations')

>>30804353
I love that picture.
>"Oh, Celestia, not again. First comes the snuggling, then comes the mane-petting, and then comes the snootie booping. Hello darkness my old friend..."

>>30805083
>Sweet Celestia he's got me
>Will I ever walk straight again?

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>>30805063
Right? Letting your guardmares fraternize is a great way to build trust and 'relations' if you know what I mean.

>>30805063
>>30805152
The Brass's reason needs to be described in the story, because its flimsy at best right now

Also it seems incompetent of the brass that they haven't made this clear to the locals as well
Its a bit of a jerk move to put other people in that position and the humies don't seem to be offering in jest or spite, and don't understand the tense reluctance of the mares

>>30805171
>The Brass's reason needs to be described in the story, because its flimsy at best right now
How about they can't keep going through all the training and equipping of guardmares only to lose them a month or two into deployment because they keep getting themselves impregnated?

>>30805192
>lose them a month or two into deployment because they keep getting themselves impregnated?
mares work right through it?
also contraceptives are more cost effective than that rule

>>30805192
>Implying macho mare guards can't keep on guarding while preggo

>>30805192
Human pregnancies are (almost) exceptionally debilitating. Still, it would affect crucial decision making skills and biases that transcend culture or your chain of command.

Of course, if a mare is pregnant with a human would they also have shitty pregnancies? Our embryos have a malicious placenta seen in only some primates and I think mice.

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>>30802981
>6'0
short stack can't compare to 6'2

>>30805355
>6'2
>Thinks he's tough shit against 6'4

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>>30805446
Get back here I'll bite your ankles off!

>>30805446
>6'4

the cut off for manlet is at least 7 foot.

>>30802981
>>30805355
>>30805446
>>30805599
All you fuckers were just obese when you were children having growth spurts.

>>30805643
I'm a skellington faggot. Always have been.

>>30805643
all through high school, I wayed less than 120lb.

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>>30805653

>>30805670
>120 in High School
Nigger, I still weigh 130.

>>30805686
I said I never got heavier than 120. I'm now 128 in college.

>>30805686
I've consistently weighed around 130 pounds for seven years.

>>30805748
I an 6'4 and 130lbs. My mom actually said I look like an Auschwitz survivor, once.

>>30805778
I believe it. That's scrawny even in the 5'7-5'9 range. How the fuck desu

I had the nickname "Noodles" in middle school, and then I briefly had the nickname "Skeletor" before I started university.

>>30805787
Organs take up a lot less space than some people think.

>>30805778
I'm 5'7 so I suppose I wear it well.

>>30805787
>>30805778
>>30805803
>>30805748
>>30805708
>>30805686
>>30805670
>>30805653
>>30805643
>>30805599
>>30805446
>>30805355
>>30802981
>>30802854
>>30802795>>30805810


Would mares argue who was the tallest with other strangers online?

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>>30805813
>tfw not even the mares want your short ass
T-Thanks

>>30805824
You'd have to be like under a metre to not look big to them.

>>30805824
you could ride one and not look out of place.
and ride on their back... I guess... if you wanted to

>>30805824
If I have my role flipping right, then the RGR equivalent for a short guy is a really tall, somewhat amazonian woman.

I don't think it'd change things that much.

>>30805824
>>30805827
>>30805831
What if all the mares are really big? Then they might have a legitimate reason to worry about you

>>30805861
how about no

>>30805864
How about yes?

>>30805873
no

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>>30805803
>I had the nickname "Noodles" in middle school
Why do I find that so fucking funny?
God I'm retarded.

>>30805875
why not?

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>>30805861
But I want my little spoon

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>>30805813
6'2 manlet. Honestly I'm not even the tallest guy I've seen in my life. THAT title goes to a 7'2 obese kid I saw at Boy scout camp. Turns out he too had seen someone taller than him a a club he went to. he was also 15-14 at the time, so there's a chance he is even taller now.

>all this talk about height

rest assured you'll always be taller than your waifu

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>>30805890
BEING the little spoon is better

>>30805923
yes. you can choke your loved one with your hair.

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>>30805923
Nah. I want to sleep while using my waifu as a bodypillow.

>>30805886
Eh, I was fine with it.

if RGRE/RGEqG suddenly had a equal or nearly equal male to female gender ratio

how will females react?

especially shut in mares who resigned themselves to a lifetime of loneliness, only to wake up in world where males are fighter for HER attention

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>>30806291
A massive, wide scale bawling of relieved and overjoyed tears.

>>30801966
You could go for 3 out of 5.

Princess Peetzer is probably off limits, Shiny has dibs. Would be real complicated to make that work. Though having just read LaP's namesake story, it /could/ potentially work, but that's treacherous territory.

And Flurry is still a Babby Princess.

>>30806319
Bear with me. There was a Momlestia prompt, not RGRE, where she threatened to force Anon into an arranged marriage with Flurry if he wouldn't give Twilight (she sensed his oedipal preference for alicorns) or some other mare a chance.

It sounds pretty funny, and it could be great for culture clash. Say for instance, some noble or royal mares are a package deal, so a stallion quite often finds himself with a child wife he has to raise alongside mares his age.

>>30804260
I think she scratches her boobs when they get itchy, kind of like when a guy scratches his balls.

>>30806291
Realistically? The two groups would be standoffish at first, partially because some mares don't dare hope that this is real, and the human guys aren't going to immediately start fucking horses. If it was with EqG after they get over the weirdness of technicolored humans then yeah I guess they would start pairing up pretty quickly

>>30806474
It didn't say they were all Anon's, so it could just be that suddenly there were a bunch of stallions/technicolor dudes who came from somewhere.

Though it's a virtual certainty that Anon was involved, because messing with the world dynamics on this scale is going to be related to him somehow. Maybe once he staked his claim to his mare(s), he teamed up with Candyass and used the Crystal Heart to play Cupid for the world.

Maybe they snagged a bunch of stallions from an alternate universe where stallions vastly outnumbered mares.

>>30806496
It was probably Anon being tired of herding offers and finding the most extreme solution possible outside of genocide.

>>30803095
Strange, considering you'd have to use a syringe if you wanted to inject semen directly in the cervical canal.

>>30806598
It's hentai logic anon, don't think too hard about it.

>>30805599
>7 foot.
>Not being a three story high lizard from the Mesozoic era.
Fucking pleb. Also can I get about three dollars and fifty cent?

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I just want to fluster a mare while simultaneously making her feel loved and wanted.

>>30806598
No-one said it had the be penetrated. Just the pounding is thoroughly enjoyable for some women.

I realized Anon's insistence on clothes might seem very colty even if he's otherwise a janefilly. Just like every tomboy has a girly vice, Anon not wanting to be naked is seen as an RGRE equivalent.

>>30806677
Is it really called "penetration" when semen is forced through the cervix into the uterus?

>>30806687
Generally, no.
Injection (or perhaps infusion?) is closer to the proper term, as it's a solid creating a means by which to inject a fluid.
Penetration implies a solid is being forcibly embedded.

>>30806677
>No-one said it had the be penetrated
You're the first person to mention it, in fact.

>>30806753
You sure about that, buddy?

>>30806598
>you'd have to use a syringe if you wanted to inject semen directly in the cervical canal

inb4 "being pushed past a barrier of some kind isn't penetration"

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>>30806496
>>30806474
>>30806310
>>30806291
>>30806512
>Through a combination of circumstantial synchronicity, obscure rituals, exactly 4986 rubber bands, some desperately lonely souls and enough bleach to sterilize a hospital, a dimensional rift rips open as seperate universes attempt to occupy the same moment in space-time simultainiously.
>Obviously as this would create such a mess in the grand scheme of things, it's fixed pretty sharpish.
>Sure a few inhabitants may have been accidently misplaced, but they were never destined for much anyway so it was considered far too much effort to remake everything a -third- time, especially on Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-4D-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker night.
>Groaning softly, Moondancer tried to recover from the feeling of her horn trying to invert itself into her forehead.
>"Ow, that really smarts..."
>If the magically induced headache wasnt enough, the backlash from the obviously failed ritual was also effecting her hearing.
>Shaking her head to try fix the odd stereo effect, she gets up on her hooves and blearily opens her eyes to check her room for damages.
>Hearing a thump and muffled curse to her left, she jerks her head in that direction with thoughts of accidentally summoned demons running through her mind.
>Instead she see's a relatively tall creature bent over slightly and cradling it's head in his hands (minotaur>) and groaning softly after apparently hurting itself on your low ceiling.
>Seeing no immediate danger signs, she felt it safe enough saying something to announce her presence.
>"Well, this was unexpected."
>"Well, this is unusual."
>Whirling around to the opposite direction at the unexpected voice, she comes face to face with what appears to be a mirror.
>Only her reflection was sitting down, waving -his- hoof at her and smiling nervously at the sudden attention.


Dont think i've ever seen a RGRE / RGRE-63 / Anon story before, which could be interesting.

>>30806772
>Instead she see's a relatively tall creature bent over slightly and cradling it's head in his hands (minotaur?*) and groaning softly after apparently hurting itself on her* low ceiling.

>>30806764
>You sure about that, buddy?
Yes. Dick against cervix doesnt mean dick in cervix.

>>30806764
Generally, a liquid being pressed past a barrier is considered an injection (all injections constitute penetration, but not all penetration constitutes as injection).
Kinda like how all squares are also considered by definition rectangles, but all rectangles do not count as squares.

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>>30806779
I think you're very confused, because that's what I've been saying.

I'll break it down for you:


Subject - Bottoming out because she's small is when your dick comes into contact with the cervix.

Conflict 1 - Some numnuts thinks that this means the penis is forced through the cervical barrier.

Conflict 2 - Some other (same?) numnuts talks about direct womb injections (>>30803009) and
using a syringe to inject semen directly in the cervical canal (>>30806598).

Subconflict - "It doesn't have to be penetration of the cervix." (>>30806677) "You're the first person to mention it." (>>30806753)

Proof of other people mentioning penetration earlier is given. (>>30806764) (>>30803009 is also an example)

"Penetration has too been mentioned earlier, see?"
>Lol, dick against cervix doesn't mean dick in cervix".
>MFW

>>30806794
Is this just a trivia dump, or are you under the impression that you're disagreeing with what I said somehow?

>>30806772
Eh, it's been done a few times here and there (give or take the anon part).
The reason that r-63'd RGRE doesn't work so well logically speaking is because if the ratio were reversed, the population would be impossible to sustain.
A guy with a refractory period of 12 hours can impregnate two females per day, and so they can sustain their mostly-female population fairly easily (1 male 3-6 females kicking out 3-6 kids a year).
A reverse of that would be 1 female 3-6 males kicking out one kid a year.

So there's no way in hell the pony race could ever grow to a large enough population as they would have had to early on in Equestrian history when everything was trying to kill them (and succeeding in doing so far more often than in modern times).
They wouldn't be a nation of ponies, they'd be tiny little nomadic groups traveling around.

>>30806812
Did my keyboard stutter or something?
NO, this doesn't count as "penetration".
It's an injection. (Specifically, a hydrolic pressure injection, but still injection and widly agreed as NOT penetration in this context, as penetration heavily implies a solid object such as the penis being inserted past the cervix.)

>>30806824
See >>30806794
>all injections constitute penetration

>>30806812
Um, actually yes. He is disagreeing with you.
Calling a liquid-only injection "penetration" is semantics, and generally you'd be laughed at as someone who doesn't know proper terminology if you called such a thing "penetration".

Kinda like saying "I tried to type a thing that makes it work in the typey arranger" when talking to a coder about coding and compiling said code.

Go to bed

>>30806827
I was the one that typed >>30806794
You're quoting me back at myself.

Clearly, what you're not getting is that this is what we call "semantics".
You're splitting hairs, while using excessively generalized statements for a situation that such specifications were invented for.

There's a reason we don't just blanket-statement everything as "penetration". Because in this context (and others), that statement is too misleading to be helpful. Thus, we have words that do the clarification for us.

Words like "inject" and "insert" to denote fluid penetration, and penetration resulting in leaving solid matter behind.
If we're going to ignore these, we might as well ignore all intelligent means of communication and resort to Neanderthalic jesturing/grunting.

This guy gets it >>30806831

>>30805803
Lift fampai. Kill some birds and lift.

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>>30806753
>>No-one said it had the be penetrated
>You're the first person to mention it, in fact.
This looks like someone using semantics just to be disagreeable. Not using semantics would be accepting the more general usage of the term.

If there's water damage to the house, and the water soaks through a few meters to damage more of the house over time, the fluid penetration is called penetration. The word used when talking about it is penetration. You could say soaking through, maybe you could use "absorbed", but penetration is an entirely suitable and reasonable term for that.

While I'm at it, the term for the fetish for penis-in-vagina sex is "injecting". Are you going to make a fuss about it not being the technical, perfectly accurate word for the act? It's in the same family of mechanics and meaning, so it's close enough for general use.

>>30803009
>>dick-against-cervix direct womb injections
>that sounds painful
[Remember, this is the branch post that this is all about.]

When you hear the phrase "dick-against-cervix direct womb injections", what image does that bring to mind? In my mind, that looks like a penetration. A dick pressing directly against the cervix, and then the cum squirting through the opening into the womb.

>>30806851
>Words like "inject" and "insert" to denote fluid penetration, and penetration resulting in leaving solid matter behind.
Again, you're not actually saying anything of substance against my main "No-one said it had to penetrate past the cervix" and "Penetration (the general mechanic) was described/mentioned earlier" points.

We are developing a possible prompt for a greentext thread, not writing the final draft of a grad school medical paper. Go drink some chamomile tea and calm down.

>>30806808
I don't get it. If there are instances of cervical penetration, what specific object is penetrating it in those instances?

>>30806912
>If there are instances of cervical penetration
IF. To answer your question, the dick, but you're getting ahead of yourself. Here, let's try this:

There are instances of dicks penetrating the cervix (with a lot of careful prep work. Seriously, a lot.), but there are ALSO instances where the dick just bumps against the cervix without going through. The cervix doesn't open up wide enough to allow dicks in easily.

While "bottoming out" can allow for cervical penetration by the penis, it doesn't necessarily mean that you'll go that far. Think of it like having a dick that she can't entirely fit into her mouth. You CAN deepthroat her, but you won't NECESSARILY deepthroat her.

>>30806930
I meant in the posts in this thread prior to >>30806677, because if there aren't, then >>30806753 was right and what >>30806764 meant by
>You sure about that, buddy?
needs to be clarified.

>>30806930
>There are instances of dicks penetrating the cervix
Links? It's definitely possible but unsafe.

>While "bottoming out" can allow for cervical penetration by the penis
Not really. The cervix is neither shaped nor positioned in such a way as to allow this. Simply bottoming out would stretch the vagina longitudinally by the penis pressing against the dorsal vaginal fornix. It's not a very pleasant sensation beyond a certain point.

>>30806963
The source is some sexual health blog I read a few years ago. It talked a little about how the woman in this couple loved cervical sex, and talked about the prepwork they had to do for it. It involved a lot of stretching, and carefully rubbing the cervical entrance with a lubed and gloved hand for a long time to coax it to relaxation.

I think they made a specific point that it was probably dangerous and unsafe, with a potential risk of serious toxic shock if even unclean air or dust particles got into the cervix, so they couldn't medically say it was a good fetish to practice, but they did it anyway.

For the purposes of this prompt, I'm hearing that anon's dick reaches the cervix, but still has an inch or so of dick left, so he can bump into it during sex and ejaculate while the head of his dick is pressed against the cervix's still-closed opening.

The point is that the small cunt opens up some unusual options, some of which are potentially risky, and others are potentially unpleasant/fun depending on the person. Like a lot of other things in sex.

You're saying that dicks penetrating the cervix is possible, but also saying that having spare penis length after reaching the cervix (the length that would be used for the penetrating) *wouldn't* allow for penetration.

I'm confused. How do you penetrate the cervix if your dick doesn't reach it (bottom out)?

>>30806989
For humans penetrating the cervix or ejaculating right through it is normally impossible. I'm not sure about the latter, but it's still extremely improbable under normal circumstances. It is /possible/, though, because the cervix can be dilated either by birth or artificially (they used to use laminaria for this, but nowadays a hygroscopic polymer with a surface membrane is used, I think) and use tools or perhaps skill alone would suffice, but I doubt that.

>How do you penetrate the cervix if your dick doesn't reach it
It does reach it. And then goes past it. The vagina isn't just a tube with a narrow bit right at the end, which will simply yield if you press against it hard enough. Even if you deliberately tried to press your penis against the cervix, you'd fail, because your head would just slip right off it.

>You arrive in Equestria without realizing the reverse gender role situation.
>You succumb quickly to the flirting and find yourself bucking with a number of mares.
>Finally meet your waifu and try to ask her out.
>"Sorry Anon, I don't like easy stallions. Plus, I don't wanna catch anything."
>She avoids you and so do most other nice successful mares.
>Live the rest of your life getting used and thrown away by the least successful mares in Equestria, and eventually just ignored because you got old.
>To top it off you get to watch as your waifu gets a polite stallion who gets to grow old with her and have kids while you have nothing.
Wakemeup.jpg

>>30807105
Oh my fetish. Green when?

>>30807130
Green never, at least from me. I'm too depressed as is without imagining that my escapism horses hate me to.
Someone else might pick it up though.

>>30804353
>>30805083
Same. Does this artist have any more?

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>>30802609
>360 degrees

>>30807290
You've obviously never Micheal Jacksoned out of somewhere I gather.

>>30807105
>having a waifu beforehand
>not knowing the situation
>not finding out the situation with your waifu
doesn't add up famalam

>>30807374
You don't have a waifu at the moment?

>>30807290
Oh come on that's a legendary one.

>>30807405
no, I mean it doesn't make sense to have a waifu beforehand and still give in to other mares. the only reason to seek other mares is if your waifu has rejected every single possible attempt at wooing her.
if you don't go for her first, she was never your waifu.

>>30805813
As a straight-up 11 foot tall man, absolutely. By being taller, you become closer to Celestia; the tallest pony in the land.

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>>30805803
>I had the nickname "Noodles" in middle school

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>>30807407
>>30807301
To be fair, memes like that are old enough and used infrequently enough for people to simply not encounter it, especially since the man's been dead for quite a while.
I mean, how many shitposters today know that "Internet Troll" was a legitimate troll with green skin and tusks, rather than le coolface.
These things simply fall out of use and fade away into the backdrop of history, oftentimes no more than footnotes in any particular anon's personal history.

>>30806377
>an arranged marriage with Flurry
I'm getting A Brother's Price flashbacks. A man is husband to a large group of sisters; even sisters who are still very young or have yet to be born. For them, it was possible for your husband to have read you bedtime stories or to have kissed boo-boos all better.

>>30806680
>Anon is the human equivalent of Rainbow Dash

>>30807407
>>30807525
Even more embarrassing is that I only now just remember what it is.
I don't even play Xbox.

>>30807525
i still have that flash. i feel old.

>>30807405
>>30807486
This desu. More than one waifu will ruin your laifu.

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>>30807105
>have a waifu
>go to Equestria
>fug some random mare before you even meet your waifu
heresy

>5 threads gone by
>popped still gone

>>30807979
The fucking propeller took another one too soon.

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>>30807105
>not saving yourself for your waifu
You deserve your fate.

>>30807979
he's on the dead list for a reason

>Anon ends up making interracial/interspecies zebra porn
>Mares clop to the idea of an innocent stallion being defiled by a zebra
>Despite the fact that Anon is the only human in Equestria, no one knows it's him
>It gets a bit uncomfortable when his friends bring up zebra porn and ask him if he knows the humans that show up in it

>Anon hates doing porn, but it pays too well for him to quit.
>When he started out, they were paying him below minimum wage due to a legal technicality, but now he's making more than most doctors and lawyers.
>Come to think of it, the studio has been getting a lot of very expensive upgrades lately.
>Is fetish porn really this lucrative of an industry?

More when?

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>>30807687
>>30808135
what if your waifu is already taken? do i commit sudoku?

>>30808931
i could write green about it, but the prompt almost requires femdom - the zebra either telling him what to do in a sultry voice, or taking a poor, defenseless stallion by force - and the REEEEs would be heard round the world.

>>30808995
>Not writing it for the perverse pleasure of triggering some random internet anon

>>30808970
That's when you become the villain or at least the episode antagonist.

>>30808995
>not wanting to hear the REEEE of the opera

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>>30806813
>The reason that r-63'd RGRE doesn't work so well logically speaking is because if the ratio were reversed, the population would be impossible to sustain.

But the ratio isn't reversed, in the prompt at least, just equalized, or moved closer to 1:1 than it is now.

Not *everyone* gets an R63 doppleganger.

and hell, if you started with one of the universes where the gender ratio is horrifically out of whack (9:1 for instance), just bringing it down to 2:1 or 3:1 would be a massive improvement.

>>30807525
Quit making me feel old, damn you.

>>30808931
>AJ hates it and thinks Anon is still a pure husbando who hasn't been STRIPED

>>30808995
I just really don't care for porn anything, myself.

>>30810036
"Applejack? You've got to admit, that human looks a lot like An-"
>"Anon is mah innocent lil' apple fritter an' he's too pure t'get himself involved in that there trash!"

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>>30810085
That's just sad. I don't like thing.

>>30810153
Plot twist: someone created a golem in Anon's likeness once they realized that his exoticness could sell porn to the masses. Anon is either unaware of this development (no mare wants to tarnish the poor colt's innocence by telling him that some perverted mare is essentially making porn about him), or is choosing to ignore it because seriously, what the fuck? Applepone still has her non-slutty husbando.

>>30810178
Lets be honest with ourselves here, Anon is, and always will be, a slut.

In this case he's *her* slut though.

>>30808970
this >>30809165

>>30809165
I'd try to find a way to pull a Tirek and absorb ALL the magic.

>>30808931
>4chan shitposts becoming greentext for a reversed gender role story on mlp

Laughed Out Loud

>>30810178
I like this idea
>Anon is somewhat of a loner in Equestria, no mares or stallions want to come near him for fear that he'll try to lure them into taking part in his disgusting career choice
>Only the princesses and elements give him the time of day
>But he has no clue what's going on, he just puts it down to these cute ponies just being a bunch of racists
>Applejack can't bear the idea of lying to herself anymore
>Goes to confront him about his lecherous nature
>Anon is stunned by Applejack's bluntness but is none the less clueless about what she's talking about
>They both go to Twilight to figure out what's going on
>Turns out Anon and Applejack were right, he never got into porno
>Anon likes the horse pussy sure, but horse stds? no thank you
>Turns out that the Anon in the porno is a super advanced animated golem
>Created by a, previously desperate fetish porno producer, unicorn mare, who had approached Anon when he first came to Equestria before the girls found out about him
>Used his likeness to create a lucrative business
>Ponies expect the Equestrian run-of-the-mill song and dance forgiveness routine
>Anon isn't Equestrian run-of-the-mill
>Kicks the shit out of the mare for essentially ruining his life and making him a social pariah for the better part of his entire time hear for her own sick fetish
>Mare escapes through convoluted means, but not before cutting her ties with the golem
>Golem begins to go on a rampage with no magical tether to keep him docile
>Can't be stopped because golems are created by a specific magic source and can only be affected by it
>Still retains some of it's artificial identity
>Seeing Anon causes it to freak out (imagine seeing a perfect clone of yourself)
>Girls expect colt throwdown
>Pilgrim.jpeg
>Anon manages to talk down the golem and they become fast friends
>Now Anon has a dude friend who acts like a dude friend from earth and Applejack gets to reaffirm her faith in her pure husbando

>>30810424
Until she finds Anon and the golem banging, as Anon always did wonder what it would be like to fuck himself.

>>30810399
>Anon writes smut under an alias
>From romance to clop without plot and everything in between
>Nobody can figure out where Anon is getting his money from, but he always seems to have plenty of it.
>Rollin' in bits

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>that new episode
>them cute cmc
>that adorable scootaloo
hhhngggg

>>30810541
That is some of the cutest shit I have ever seen.

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>>30810600
I want to have a dozen fillies with Dash.

>>30810642
Tough shit.

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>>30810683
"no"

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>Be Anon
>It had been another long, hard day at horse-people school
>You of course, being of the mind that school was for nerds, had done your best to coast through the whole day
>It had taken some doing--not a lot of teachers liked you sleeping in their class, guy or not-- but somehow, drawing from your deep inner strength, you successfully slacked off
>Your reward was two days off to do whatever you wanted
>It was the beginning of the weekend, and by god you were going to enjoy yourself
>At that moment, you were partaking in one of your favorite activities, lying in your bed in a state of half-consciousness
>The blinds in your bedroom had been closed
>The air conditioner had been turned all the way down
>Three very big, very warm blankets were on top of your body
>You were wearing your favorite pajama bottoms and thick, fuzzy socks
>Maximum comfiness had been achieved
>A quiet, content sigh escaped you as you nuzzled your cheek into your pillow
>This was almost the perfect way to end the day...
>All it needed was just a little... something...
>On the other side of your house, you heard someone knocking on your door
>You made no move to get up to see who it was
>And why on earth would you?
>For all you knew it was a robber, or lord forbid a rapist
>You'd be much safer if you just stayed put
>So you did
>Because fuck getting up
>There were a few more knocks and then silence
>You thought that would be the end of it, but then you heard a sharp click echo throughout the house
>The doorknob could be heard twisting, and a moment later the door creaked open

>>30810767
>"Anonymous? Are you there dear?"
>You lifted your head up a bit before letting it flop down onto your pillow
>That was no master burglar or ne'er-do-well
>In fact, you knew that voice
>It belonged to your lady friend and clothing fetishist Rararararara
"Yeah. I'm here in the bedroom," you called.
>You heard your front door being closed and locked
>"Is it alright if I leave my backpack on your couch, dear?" Rarity called
"It always is," you replied, burrowing yourself deeper into your bed
>You could see Rarity in your mind's eye
>This wasn't the first time that fashionista had been into your house
>You knew her routine
>She no doubt was placing her shoes right on the little mat you kept by the door
>They'd be right next to your sneakers, and perfectly in the center of the mat to boot
>After than Rarity would walk into your living room, drop her backpack onto your couch, fix her outfit and hair so she looked "presentable" and...
>"Give me a moment, Anon."
>You heard the girl quickly making her way through your house right outside your bedroom you
>You heard her pause, quietly take a deep breath, before knocking
"Don't come in I'm indecent," you said, yawning.
>You heard a very unladylike snort from the other side of the door before it was slowly pushed open
>Cracking open an eye, you gazed upon Rararara in all of her glory
>The fashionista looked both exhausted and a little upset
>Her hair was as messy as her hair could get--a few stands sticking up and it wasn't as glossy as it usually was
>Her shirt and shirt were also a little dirty, and you could see the beginnings of bags under her eyes
>But most of all you could see her pleading, eager look
>You had seen this look many, many times since she had been coming over here

>>30810776
>For as long as you've known her, Rarity was a pretty big bundle of nerves
>She not only had a very successful dress business, but she still had high school to deal with
>And her crazy ass little sister, and her even crazier friends
>That was a lot for an eighteen year old girl
>It didn't help that Rarity was known for her "male tastes"
>You knew that she was teased for making clothing all the time
>Sure, the teasing was done very far away from her, and done VERY quietly, but every now and again she'd hear it
>It also didn't help that she liked to gossip like the guys in this girl, hated most physical labor, and had a general dislike for anything "girly"
>You knew that she just wanted to be herself every once in awhile
>She wanted to relax, to get some things off her chest, bitch and gossip and just chat the day away
>But she couldn't do this with any of her friends; not like she wanted to anyway
>And no guy on this weird not-horse planet wanted to sit around and listen to her bitch while they had so much bitching to do
>So that was where you came in
>Lifting your arms up, you beckoned her toward you
"Come on before I fall asleep."
>A smile came to Rarity's face
>Without a word, she made her way across the room, not quiet running but coming very close
>Closing your eyes once again, you threw back your covers and made some room for her
>"Must you always have it so cold in here, Anon?" she asked, a shiver running through her as she climbed into your bed, throwing your covers over her body
>The moment she did this, you struck
>You reached out, wrapping your arms around her middle
>Pulling her toward you, you buried your face into the nape of her neck and took a deep breath
"There's nothing like snuggling under the covers while it's cold, Rare," you said
>Rarity, like she always did, tensed as you touched her

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>>30810787
>All of that tension disappeared, however, the second you placed a kiss right on her neck
>"Y-Yes, well, I would be careful if I were you dear. We wouldn't want you catching a cold now would we?"
>Rarity wiggled backwards, pressing her entire body against you
>You let out quiet hum, gently nipping at the fashionista's neck
"Oh, I think I know of a little miss that'll be keeping me nice and warm..."
>While you had absolutely no problem with having someone unleash a verbal barrage on you, you weren't stupid
>Different gender roles or not, you've seen guys get friendzoned even here
>You had seen it happen with Flash and Sunset
>More than once you saw superintendent Discord following Fluttershy around like some lost puppy
>You had already dealt with that shit in an entirely different reality, you weren't dealing with it here
>So you and Rararara had made a bargain
>She could come over here whenever she wanted to just be herself, but in exchange you were allowed to keep your hands, mouth, and whatever other body part that fancied a little action occupied with her body
>You planted a kiss on the fashionista's shoulder
"So how was your day, Rare?" you asked
>One of your hands slipped under Rarity's shirt
>Rarity squirmed as you let that hand stroke her smooth, firm belly, her nose scrunching up in indignation and frustration even as a blush worked its way onto her face
>"Oh it was HORRIBLE, Anonymous," she wailed. "Mrs. Spitfire once again insisted that we run laps for the entire gym period!"
"In that heat? She was lucky no one passed out," you said, giving her collarbone a few bites
>"Oh I'm not ashamed to say that I was close to fainting from the heat by the end," Rarity said with a sigh. "And not only that but I'm positive that I sprained my ankle!"

>>30810795
>You made the appropriate noises as your other hand slipped under her shirt as well
>Rarity wiggled, firmly pressing her backside against your groin
"Did you say something to the teacher?" you asked, letting your hands travel upward
>"Of COURSE I said something, dear. But do know know what--"
>Rarity giggled as you traced the outside of her belly button with your thumb
>"--she said when I asked her to go to the nurse's office for some medical attention?"
>A very quiet, very low growl escaped you as your fingertips grazed the bottoms of Rarity's breasts
>Usually, unlike most of the other girls at school Rarity liked to wear bras
>Not for the comfort or support mind you, but because she made her bras herself and wanted to show them off
>But, every since she had started coming here, the fashionista had started to go without them
"What did she say?" you asked, cupping her firm, sizeable tits
>Rarity grinded her ass a little more forcefully against your groin even as she let out a huff
>"She told me to "grow a pair of tits and suck it up"," she said, doing her best impression of Mrs. Spitfire's gruff, no nonsense voice
>You chuckled, giving Rarity's breasts a squeeze
"You should have just lifted up your shirt," you said, giving her shoulder a nuzzle. "That would have shut that flat board whistleblower up."
>Rarity tittered, reaching behind herself to give you a playful slap
>"Yes, I could have done that if I wanted detention for the foreseeable future, dear. As it was however, I decided to take her advice and "suck it up" as it were."
>Rarity gently frowned, rubbing one of her legs against yours
>You stopped your groping for a moment to pick her head up and look down toward it
"Do you wanna stop for a little bit so I can go and get you an ice pack or something?" you asked
>"That's very kind of you dear but I believe that staying off my feet for a day or so will be the best thing for me," Rarity replied, looking back at you with a smile

>>30810808
>You let your head fall back onto your pillow
"Well, if you're hurting at all just go ahead and tell me and I'll get you something, Rare bear."
>Rarity hummed as you kissed her cheek
>"You truly are the kindest of gentlemen, my dear. And I shall. But that wasn't the ONLY horrid thing that happened today!"
>You ran your hands along Rarity's tits
>Just like the rest of her body, her skin was perfectly smooth and flawless
>There were no bumps, or divots, or anything like that
>Just jiggly, wonderful flesh with two very hard nipples in the center of it all
>Once upon a time, Rarity would have froze up when you started playing with her boobs
>Hell, the very first time that you did this a few gentle bites on the neck and some squeezing caused Rarity to cum so hard that the poor girl had been left senseless for a good ten minutes
>She had vehemently denied that you made her cum her brains out without even going below the belt time and again, but you watched as she violently jerked and twitched against you
>You saw her bite her lip as she tried her hardest not to moan
>You even saw that look of horror and embarrassment after the fact
>Thereafter you had done your best to get the same reaction out of this beautiful girl, and today was no exception
"Oh? Were you having trouble with that thing that Twilight's?" you asked, tweaking her nipples
>"Y-Yes, Twilight's molecule acceleration compressor, or whatever silly thing she called it," Rarity said, trying her hardest to compose herself. "Apparently she needed the help myself and the rest of the girls to move the thing from the science hall to the main auditorium."
>Giving Rarity's breasts a good squeeze, you bit down on her neck
>Not hard enough to leave marks or bruises--she always told you she hated that, even if the look on her face said otherwise-- but hard enough that her back arched and she let out the quietest of moans

>>30810824
"And how did you all do that?" you asked, kissing the spot you had just bitten. "Isn't that machine like two thousand pounds?"
>You managed to get a few more gropes, kisses, and bites in before Rarity couldn't take it anymore
>Reaching under her shirt, she pulled your hands away before rolling over so that the two of you were eye to eye
>You couldn't help but crack a smile when you saw her furrowed brow and her red face
>"You are INCORRIGIBLE. Teasing a poor young lady like this," she said
>She let go of your hands which allowed you to reach around and grab her ass
"Can you blame me? What guy would be able to keep his hands to himself when he has a masterpiece lying right next to him."
>Rarity did her best to look irritated, though you could see a smile tugging at the corners of her lips
>You took this as permission push her back against you while you gave her ass a firm squeeze
>Rarity's eyes crossed
>A twitch ran down the length of her body
>She hummed, her eyes slipping closed as she buried her face into the nape of your neck and inhaled deeply
>You nuzzled the top of her head, letting your hands slip into her pants so that you could touch bare flesh
"So how did you get that machine out of the science hall?" you asked, your voice barely above a whisper. "Did you get a key for the elevator to get it to the second floor?"
>"No, unfortunately for us Twilight forgot to acquire a set of keys from the principal this morning," Rarity said, stroking her arms. "So the girls and I were forced to pony-up and take it up the stairs."
>Rarity's ass, while not as big or firm as some of her other friends, still had a wonderful springiness to it
>You squeezed it, rubbed the cheeks together, even gave it a few light slaps
>Rarity let out another moan
>She darted forward, clamping down on your shoulder hard enough that it no doubt would leave a very visible mark
>Your body jerked and your cock twitched

>>30810824
>You managed to get a few more gropes, kisses, and bites in before Rarity couldn't take it anymore
>Reaching under her shirt, she pulled your hands away before rolling over so that the two of you were eye to eye
>You couldn't help but crack a smile when you saw her furrowed brow and her red face
>"You are INCORRIGIBLE. Teasing a poor young lady like this," she said
>She let go of your hands which allowed you to reach around and grab her ass
"Can you blame me? What guy would be able to keep his hands to himself when he has a masterpiece lying right next to him."
>Rarity did her best to look irritated, though you could see a smile tugging at the corners of her lips
>You took this as permission push her back against you while you gave her ass a firm squeeze
>Rarity's eyes crossed
>A twitch ran down the length of her body
>She hummed, her eyes slipping closed as she buried her face into the nape of your neck and inhaled deeply
>You nuzzled the top of her head, letting your hands slip into her pants so that you could touch bare flesh
"So how did you get that machine out of the science hall?" you asked, your voice barely above a whisper. "Did you get a key for the elevator to get it to the second floor?"
>"No, unfortunately for us Twilight forgot to acquire a set of keys from the principal this morning," Rarity said, stroking her arms. "So the girls and I were forced to pony-up and take it up the stairs."
>Rarity's ass, while not as big or firm as some of her other friends, still had a wonderful springiness to it
>You squeezed it, rubbed the cheeks together, even gave it a few light slaps
>Rarity let out another moan
>She darted forward, clamping down on your shoulder hard enough that it no doubt would leave a very visible mark
>Your body jerked and your cock twitched

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>>30810848
>Rarity giggled, staring up at you with mischievous eyes, making sure to place a kiss on the spot she just bit before pulling away
>"It was difficult to move the thing, even with Applejack's strength, but we eventually managed it," she said.
"T-That's good," you said, giving Rarity's ass one more squeeze before letting your hands wander to her legs
>The fashionista smiled as you started rubbing her thighs
>There was a very noticeable wetness near her groin
>You could also feel the heat coming off of her womanhood
>"It might be good for Twilight--I'm happy to help the girl after all--but I sincerely hope that I won't have to do something like that for a long while," Rarity said, exhaustion making its way onto her face as she groaned again
"Oh you poor girl," you said, giving her forehead a kiss. "You had such a hard day."
>Your hands left Rarity's groin and made their way to her crotch
>Rarity's eyes fluttered closed as your thumb brushed against her lower lips
>"Y-Yes, I've had a very long day," she said, kissing your adam's apple
>You felt one of her small, slender hands making its way down your chest to rub against the outline of your cock
>Rarity lifted her head and looked up at you with hunger in her eyes
>"But not hard. Not yet~"

>>30810863
I'm done. Just an idea I had during work the other day

>>30810869
Why are you such a TEASE?!

>>30810787
>>It also didn't help that she liked to gossip like the guys in this girl
wot

>>30810878

Because he thrives on giving us blue balls.

>>30810834
>>30810863
You accidentally posted twice.

>>30810834
>>30810848
Double post, senpai.

>>30810756
It's not gonna happen.

>>30804356
I have had a migraine the past two days that made me unable to look at a screen without wanting to pull out my eyes so its really nice to come back to some ghouls. keep going faggot

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>>30811019
Says you.

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>>30810863
FLUTTERBUTTER WHEN?

>>30810424
>>Seeing Anon causes it to freak out (imagine seeing a perfect clone of yourself)
>"What do you mean, I'm not the real Anon?"
"I mean, you're a golem made in my image."
>The golem fidgets uncomfortably and is visibly sweating.
>"Wh-What do you mean?"
"I said, you're a go-"
>"No! What do you mean!?"
>The golem proceeds to go on a rampage brought on by the horror of realizing its entire life and identity are lies

>>30810541
>Ponies tut at Rainbow's relationship with Scootaloo
>Think it's strange and inappropriate that an adult mare like Rainbow Dash is friends ("friends") with a filly who isn't even related to her
>"There's a reason nopony hires mares to watch their foals, you know. It's just so creepy when you find a mare who likes looking after colts and fillies!"

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>>30811094
Too close to RL

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>>30811028
RD is top waifu.

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>>30811126
T O P

Episode confirms it.

>>30807538
Yeesh, talk about daddy issues.
I mean, at that point the younger ones would grow up with the sense of the husband being a father figure, and also as they mature a desire to have sex with their husband/"father".
Talk about a recipe for developing an oedipus complex.

>>30811157
perfect

>>30807546
Does he always dress in style?

>>30811164
Rarity insists on it.

>>30811126
God, that human body. Why?

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>>30806989
>You're saying that dicks penetrating the cervix is possible, but also saying that having spare penis length after reaching the cervix (the length that would be used for the penetrating) *wouldn't* allow for penetration.
>
>I'm confused. How do you penetrate the cervix if your dick doesn't reach it (bottom out)?

>>30807053
>>How do you penetrate the cervix if your dick doesn't reach it
>It does reach it.

The way questions work is that you first establish a scenario, *then* you point out the thing about the scenario that you're asking about.

What are you talking about? "Bottoming out" means reaching a barrier that prevents you from going further. In this context, it means reaching the cervix while still having penile length that hasn't been inserted into the vagina.

You've allowed for the possibility of the dick to penetrate the cervix, but have not allowed for the penis to touch the head.
>Even if you deliberately tried to press your penis against the cervix, you'd fail, because your head would just slip right off it.
Here, for example. What you're saying doesn't make sense. The head can't slip off of the cervix without coming into contact with it. It would have to come into contact, press against it, and then it would slide away. That still means it comes into contact and presses against it, which is what bottoming out means.

Explain what you think of when you read "bottoming out" in this context. Are you under the impression that it means slamming the back of the womb or something absurd like that?

There's something really strange about your thought process.

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>>30807492

>>30808931
>>It gets a bit uncomfortable when his friends bring up zebra porn and ask him if he knows the humans that show up in it

>"Um, Lilly Pond, was it? That's REALLY specist, you know? I mean, just because I am human doesn't mean I know EVERY other human. There are billions of us out there somewhere, I don't know them all."

>>30805914
But what if I want to be the little spoon?
N-not that I do, that'd be gay, haha

>>30808995
I'm not so sure it would.

The femdom aspect would be something Anon finds somewhat unpleasant, as it's attached to the porn. The big question of "why is he just letting this happen?" is answered with "he needs the money, and the pay is actually really good".

The femdom is less the focal point of the story and more the negative thing in the story that needs to be overcome. One easy solution is Anon getting to direct another fetish porno, but this time making it maledom, and it still being popular somehow.

>>30811245
Then snuggle big pone.

>>30809926
Nigga, I was old back in high school, when I stopped wanting nice stuff during christmas / birthdays and legitimately thought of socks as an awesome present to get.

>>30807492
how tall is Sunbutt?

>>30810424
>>Anon isn't Equestrian run-of-the-mill
>>Kicks the shit out of the mare for essentially ruining his life and making him a social pariah for the better part of his entire time hear for her own sick fetish
>"I want 35% of your earnings from this, past present and future. Also you have to reveal to the audience that it's a golem in some form of announcement tacked to the front of your homepage on the ponynet. Failure to do so will result in my suing you, and announcing to the world how you took advantage of a poor innocent alien stallion, ruining his social life, and never even compensating him for what you did."
>Not long after, it hits the mainstream news about anon's story and that the porn industry has begun approaching him for permission to use his likeness. Anon is now flush with bits, has a steady income from a myriad of porn producers, and quickly becomes the pony equivalent of Sasha Grey.

>>30810795
>superintendent Discord
>supernintendo Discord
ftfy

>>30810869
You fucking cocktease. It's shit like this is why half the mares out there think guys are sluts.

>>30810767
YAAAS

>>30811157
And before that, the guy raises his own sisters too, some of whom are equally young. A man in that world plays a role of father/brother to his sisters to the point where they feel a genuine sense of parental loss when he leaves to get married to some other group of women.

>>30811170
The benefits of dating a fashionista that everyone else writes off as a flaming dyke is that you are never in short supply of sharp suits. She'll insist, even when /you/ insist that she shouldn't trouble herself.

>>30811209
>"Anon, why did OJ do it?"

>>30811269
Depends on how big you consider regular pones. If they're basically big dogs, then she comes up to shoulder height. If they're at chest height, then expect Celestia to be the big spoon. If you believe in a world of unrealistically tiny but still incredibly adorable catpones, then you can lift up Celestia and carry her around oh her back like a widdle sweetheart.

>>30811407
>"Murder is a crime, and crime is for niggers. Obviously, niggers gonna nig, anon."

>>30811396
>And before that, the guy raises his own sisters too, some of whom are equally young. A man in that world plays a role of father/brother to his sisters to the point where they feel a genuine sense of parental loss when he leaves to get married to some other group of women.
This is kinda cute.

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>>30811421
>"Celestia, I'm lonely."
>"There's virtually no mares around that are large enough for me to have sex with unless I don't mind killing mares every time I stick my dick in them."
>"Must have the V!"

>>30811440
I think there's one scene where the main male character is comforting one of his younger sisters (she scraped her knee or something) and he gently chides her with a "big girls don't cry."

>>30811457
>"I swear to god, Celestia, it's the worst. I stuck my little finger inside of Rainbow Dash and she was all "you're so big". What am I supposed to do with that?"

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>>30811157
Yeah, it does make a bit more sense that you marry a group of half-sisters rather than a group of unrelated friends though. At least I can see that being easier to work out.

If you marry a typical herd of friends, their genes/bloodline will all be tied together through you and your offspring within a generation. It's also a big group of kids if they have more than one foal each, so you've already got a little micro community who probably don't want buy into the whole "moving out and becoming entirely independent" meme. Herds as a concept run against that.

This doesn't mesh well if you're into the f/f bi action though, because incest. And even if you are into that, they probably won't be outside of neighponese cartoons.

>>30811484
well RD has always been small.