715: Triple Threat
Written by Josh Hamilton
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5xf5uv
Friendship is Magic #57 is still storytimed here!
>>30688389
Ember's come up in a big way, but she's still got much to learn, especially given her background. Dragon society, such as it is, isn't quite aligned with the way ponies go about it. Thankfully, she has friends she can lean on to help her acclimate to the role the way she's trying to make. Perhaps her star will rise higher than her father's in time!
>>30773145
Previous thread.
>filly
714: Fame and Misfortune
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wsmg6
My Little Pony: The Movie Look & Find is still storytimed here (spoilers!)
>>30661539
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
717: To Change a Changeling -Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.
718: Daring Done -When Rainbow Dash's favorite author, A.K. Yearling, announces her retirement, Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to go on a quest to find out if the book on Daring Do really will be closed forever.
719: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You -When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
720: A Health of Information -While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
721: Marks and Recreation -Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
722: Once Upon a Zeppelin -Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
723: Secrets and Pies -When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.
724:Uncommon Bonds
725:Shadow Play, Part I
726:Shadow Play, Part II
Spike being called by Ember to help a problem when?
>>30776398
Good episode.
>sisterinlawteru
Why are non ponies so unhinged? Griffons are greedy fucks, dragons are violent fucks, and the changelings are just fucked.
>sexy filly
GLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*becomes one with the Glimmerverse*
>country filly
Reminder that the only difference between Ember and the other dragons is that she's friends with Spike. Otherwise she's just as ruthless and aggressive and racist as the rest.
>>30776412
I really need to finish it
>>30776424
They don't have mama Celestia to teach them about Friendship
>>30776428
>>30776421
>muh technologyyyyy, there's no difference between real life and a recording
Then you tell me I have to "justify" walking outside and watching it in real life. Really, this isn't funny anon, stop pretending to be retarded.
Post Jims
Filly wants to watch the solar eclipse.
>>30776428
Why would I want to pet a real pony when I can just watch them on television?
Why do people care so much about experiencing ponies in real life?
>>30776443
>>30776447
>not just experiencing ponies in your dreams
That way you can do whatever you want with them.
Evenhugthem
>>30776413
>Zeppelin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Akron_(ZRS-4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLFLAj-9-vU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgWHbpMVQ1U
>>30776440
Because the other anon was complaining about it being overcast and I told him to just watch it online.
Moving your wrists and clicking a few times is much easier than walking all the way outside.
Just give me one. ONE GOOD REASON as to why anyone should watch it in real life?
oh wait is the eclipse happening
will my eyes burn out watching it
>>30776434
She grew up with all that, it's not like it's an easy change. She still has difficulty with hugs.
>>30776468
Nah
They'll just fall out of your head
>>30776443
This fuck looks like a negaversion of Max Gilardi and it's genuinely freaking me out
>>30776443
Jimmy Jumbo
>>30776460
Anon stahp, this is embarrassing.
Being a friendship ambassador opens up some new stories for Spike.
>>30776476
Do you think that maybe you're in the wrong since you cant give a good reason?
>>30776460
Because it's fucking nice to see? I can't believe I have to justify wanting to fucking see an astronomical events outside and not on a goddamn computer screen. I feel like you'd say the same fucking shit if someone couldn't see fireworks on the fourth of july.
It's about the goddamn beauty of it you absolute retarded fuckhead. Holy shit.
>>30776443
Jumbo Jimmy
I'm in Florida will I even see anything
>>30776475
Pfffffft
>>30776468
imagine staring at the sun right now
it's hard because it hurts to look at it right
and it'll make you go blind if you keep at it
now imagine when it's mostly blocked off by the moon
it will be easier because it won't hurt too much
but you still get all the sunbeams that will make you go blind if you stare at it
the bottom line is don't stare directly at the sun without special protection
>>30776495
You might see some guy spun out on meth rape an alligator, but that's nothing out of the ordinary for Florida.
>>30776443
Jimbu Jombu
I CANT SEE IT
I CANT SEE IIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>30776504
i found some sunglasses that are called Solar Shields, seems better than my Transition eyeglasses
>>30776509
Hey I asked about the eclipse, no need to put my lifestory out there
>there's no difference between real life and a video *burp* morty *buuuurrppp* we don't live in the past anymore, we've got *burrrrrp* advanced technology
what the fuck mulpug
>>30776489
So its NOT nice to see it on a computer? Why is that? What makes fireworks not nice to look at once they're recorded? Are cameras programmed to remove the beauty of fireworks?
>>30776520
Turn on your tv, google "nasa", fuck.
I don't see the big deal about any of this shit.
Holy buck it really DOES block out the sun! What a miracle of nature, will wonders ever cease?
>>30776531
Have you actually went outside and watched fireworks? Have you even been outside before? How fucking deep in your basement are you that you actually can't see why there would be beauty in seeing a solar eclipse or fireworks outside?
Holy fuck, is this clown world?
>>30776543
REEEEEEEEE
>tfw not murrican
>>30776549
I think he may have a point. I'm reading his stupidity from my computer and I feel it completely real nonetheless.
Why would anyone want to experience anything outside? We've got video cameras now, it's not the 1930s anymore! Give me a reason
>>30776549
I watched fireworks when on tv and I dont see how they would be any different in real life.
Are humans also different? Are you saying that a human looks different on camera then in real life?
HOLY SHIT IS IT DARK
NEAT
>>30776570
Your eyes can take in more detail than a camera can.
Why would anyone want to do anything? Someone else could do it for them! Hell, I have voice typing this for me right now!
>>30776582
>I watched fireworks when on tv and I dont see how they would be any different in real life.
lmao
Why would you want anything real when we have Final Fantasy games and hentai?
GOD IS GREAT
Don't make this again MLPG >>30776497
It's funny, you guys are mocking him for questioning the difference, but none or you have actually given a real answer.
>>30776611
There was an answer already posted, anon, no need to samefag
>>30776611
I'm going to keep mocking you, too, dude.
Him, I mean.
Man, I wish I could have seen it myself. Fucking clouds, every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
>>30776629
>I wish I could have seen it myself
we've got cameras anon :^)
>>30776563
>only once 40 years
There's like 5 total solar eclipses in the next 8 years.
fucking nasa camerafag keeps moving it around
So what's /x/'s consensus for happenings that occur during an eclipse
>>30776654
This is the first one in about a hundred years that spans coast to coast of the US, so it's special to us.
Next one rolls up the east coast in 2024 or something.
>>30776683
Considering there's been dozens of small quakes in california, /pol/'s having a blast.
>>30776683
Something about interdimensional portals on certain leylines.
Nothing you should care about Anon. Just continue watching the sun.
>>30776694
No I want to speak with another being
Tell me where the leylines are
>>30776587
>>30776734
Fuck you Anon, I'm not sharing the ponies with you, find your own leylines
>>30776739
I think you misunderstood
*unsheathes Glock*
tell me where the leylines are
please be ww3
please be ww3
please be ww3
Was that ballsanon?
I feel like Spike is slowly getting decent episodes.
Guys, what if the sun and moon aren't actually moved by giant horse goddesses?
>>30776804
But the last episode was pretty boring outside of Ember.
>>30776811
I don't believe in Celestia or Luna.
Rank the episodes of the season so far, from best to worst.
>>30776811
I'm calling the horse guards
>>30776811
P-pay no attention to the mare behind the curtain
>>30776799
Last total solar eclipse encompassing all of the USA led into WWI and brought about a plague that killed over 650 thousand people.
UNICORNS ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME
>>30776845
Fucking racist
Someone should hug her face
I hate this new tablet, it's way too small.
>it's about to finally happen here
>there's a big storm only a few miles away
>>30776852
That coffee is going to spill all over those books
>>30776852
Which one is Celestia?
>>30776877
The orange one
>>30776868
Why get a smaller tablet
>>30776868
Funny thing for a macro/micro artist to say.
but I hope you get used to it or swap it out for a bigger one when reasonable.
Spike, Ember, Thorax and Big Mac make a LP channel.
>>30776888
When do they fuck?
>>30776868
nice
but are you sure you aren't just growing
>>30776870
"...for fuck's sake, Ponk. Do you really have to be so dramatic every time you eat beans?"
>"It's coming anon. I can't stop it now. And when it'll arrive, we'll all be blown away by it."
"I'll just open the windows, trust me."
>"I'm about to become the alpha and the omega, destroyer of worlds"
There. I watched the eclipse just for you guys...
And it was fucking stupid and my eyes hurt, could have just watched this shit on my computer
>>30776888
Ember makes constant sex jokes cause she's the only girl.
>>30776898
You mean a fourway?
>>30776904
Ember becomes a stereotypical "Girl gamer".
>>30776906
Yeah man
They all take turns pounding Spike's ass pussy.
It's all dark and spoopy
Are we gonna ded?
>>30776883
because I can't bring my gigantic tablet from home with me on my trip.
I have a more normally-sized tablet on the way in the mail, but it hasn't got here yet, so I'm working on a leftover one. The drawing area is like, 3x4 inches?
>>30776900
I hope not! It's hard enough drawing as it is
Well that was disappointing.
>>30776932
Well maybe next time you should stop growing sooner.
Waifuing Daybreaker
https://derpibooru.org/1516462
Not sure why that was hyped up so much, it was really boring.
>>30776954
I like that guys donks
>mfw this is a sign from God
>>30776971
Cadance?
>>30776979
She's my God, yes.
>>30776979
Cadance isn't God, what are you smoking? She's just a princess.
>>30776997
Glad to see another believer in the word of Cadance in this thread of heathens
>>30777010
Blasphemy.
I can't believe Celestia fucked up this bad
What a hack
>>30776736
>tfw Pinkie will never invade your organs
>>30777014
why is mlpg so dead
>>30776902
enjoy burned retinas for life
>>30777061
cause mlp sucks
>>30777061
They're all out staring at the sun.
>>30777060
what kind of call is that
>>30777061
I for one welcome the temporary lulls between black bars of blogshit and the following 200 posts of 'Filly says ____.'
>>30777061
Total solar eclipse my man.
don't mind me
just mining minerals
What if the eclipse makes ponies real
Hey look, it's cutehorse!
>>30777131
I think you mean shithorse.
Damn is that cool.If you look closely you can see the ISS.
>>30777131
Cutehorse + her gf
>>30777134
oh shit, yeah, there it is.
That's neat.
>>30777133
Rainbow is a good pony.
Why are blue pones always the worst ones?
>>30777162
YALL GON MAKE SOME FRIENZ THO, MY NIG
Have even more spoilers, MLPG
http://www.mylittlepony.movie/story
>>30777134
I don't see terrorists.
>>30777173
Shut up and kiss me.
The filly dies in the end.
>>30777134
I don't know whether to fap to Luna or Celestia to celebrate this event.
>>30777183
How about now?
>>30777187
Why do you have to choose?
>>30777188
JESUS CHRIST
>>30777188
Cutest terrorist ever.
10/10, would hug.
Eclipse episode when?
>>30777234
S01E01
>>30777241
That wasn't an Eclipse.
It was the sun not rising.
>>30776408
>>30776413
>>30776447
don't yingpost
500 clams fine
>>30776328
I used that Zecora pic so often yet I never knew where it came from
Have you praised the sun today?
>>30777286
But of course
Filly will create an RPG filly gacha game
>>30776460
do you also look at pictures from potential vacation destinations and pretend it's the same as going there?
It was a long, tiring weekend. Have a poof.
>>30776799
what even
korea literally ran away what are you talking about
>>30776566
>>30777076
>madmax has had her organs sold for bus fare
Well that solar eclipse was all overcast and disappointing
Where's Celestia, I'm gonna smack her in the ass
>>30777310
Q T
T
>>30777310
S T O N E D
>>30777310
THE FUCKING GAFFERS KEEP EATING ALL MY HYDROX AND THE BOOM MIC GUY BROKE A LAMP
>>30777325
>he thinks he can grab the sun
>>30776504
>now imagine when it's mostly blocked off by the moon
>it will be easier because it won't hurt too much
>but you still get all the sunbeams that will make you go blind if you stare at it
>"tell her how her sun is so much less bright in this world"
>>30777345
>>30777356
MSoB draws great ponies. I just wished he'd draw less humans.
Filly, but grown up.
Filly, but regular sized and in boxer briefs
>>30776971
And it sayskill all earth ponies
I shall oblige, my master
Filly, but wet.
>>30777345
I roll to grab her butt while she's distracted and laughing
You know what would be great?
If we got rid of the sun.
>>30777310
eye shines need to have more opacity
>>30777378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L85cillM6ME
>>30777397
Looks comfy
Must be fun being a little apple
>>30777378
>>30777397
Should fillies use boxers or panties?
>>30777423
No Pinkie, that hole is supposed to be for my wiener
>>30777273
>>30777439
Both, depending on how they feel
>>30777439
neither you horrible horse clother
>>30777439
>>30777459
Check yourself before you smek yourselfbig girl best girl
Dressing up stallions in three-piece suits
Dressing up fillies in custom Armani tuxes
>>30777488
That's not how you spellSOPRETTYLADY
Don't fall in love with the filly.
Ponies dressing themselves up for you
>>30776525
>lunar eclipse.png
But that's a solar eclipse.
>>30777496Kass has handled what's happened to him remarkably well. And it's nice that Val's keeping his explicitly fetish stuff in a separate work.
>>30777503
Rarity, aren't you like 6 years old?
You're not even the same species.
I bet you have a weird horse vagina too
>>30777503
She has a weird horse vagina.
>>30777519
Alright fine, I don't need to give you a pity belly rub I can find plenty or perfectly willing fillies.
>>30776885
See 30777506
>>30777525
>>30777526
Fuck you
Ponies wearing lingerie.
>>30777541
that's my jam
>>30777541
Why does that blue pegasus stallion try so hard to be seen as feminine?
Like, seriously, dude, just be yourself.
>>30777511I secretly want Kass to get fucked don't tell anyone
>>30777559
Be honest, you'd fuck him
>>30777541
Lingerie on pones is top unf
Why is this allowed?
>>30777577
It's 2017
Fillies can love Fillies now
Filly is ready for her tonguebath
>>30777588
Can humans love fillies?
>>30777588
Not in my Equestria
Twilight's reading your fanfiction.
>>30777594
Of course
Platonically
>>30777594
grab a seat, pls
This will be shit
>>30777777
>>30777593
Like a cat or something?
>>30777594
Only sexually until the filly ask for the marriage
>>30777561I do too, but I want it to make sense and be natural more than just it happening.
Probably just me, but there hasn't been an episode this season so far that I would consider bad.
What if Campfire Tales is bad?
>>30777616
Oh no, bikinis with the loopy thing and n the side, my only weakness
>>30777616
Why are the Crystal Prep girls younger there?
EQG is more lewd that MLP now.
How MLP can even compete?
>>30777638
By having characters that are actually fuckable?
>>30777638
By having sexy poners instead of abhorrent doug people.
And now, for you daily WAT, your new waifu
>>30777646
>>30777643
ding ding
>>30777638
>pink panties
I KNEW IT
>>30777638
That's like saying a fat guy in an oiled up bikini is technically lewder than a 10/10 cute pone just standing there so the fat guy is better
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2017/8/12/1509002.jpeg
>>30777643
>>30777646
>>30777653
Just wait until we get our beach episode and BTFO the whole MLP cartoon.
>>30777698
What do you get out of pretending to hate ponies
Everyone already hates EqGfags so you couldn't make things any worse
>>30777707
He's not pretending, take a long hard look in the mirror shimfag
>>30777698
Anime are bad for your mental health, anon.
>>30777707
Talk for yourself, I don't like MLP since the S3
>>30777712
Okay
I see a faggot like always
What next
>>30777698
>EGQ beach
YES
>Minis
Well at least it'll be cute.
>the day MLPG went on a blind date
>>30777732
Plotwist: The whole episode will only be about the girls getting ready for the beach but never show us the beach.
Bonus point: The show the bikinis that the girl would use
>>30777738
Either one of those horses would be considered a success as far as blind dates go
>>30777738
https://derpibooru.org/1516558
>tags: implied pedophilia
>these comments
>score: -2
>>30777738
>blind date
Fixed
>>30777745
>"Oh well, at least it wasn't a bot, this time"
>>30777643
>>30777646
>>30777653
upvoted my pony bro :)
>>30777768
both of those horses are adorable its more like a jackpot
>>30777775
No need to be so triggered, no-hooved friend. Have some ponies.
>>30777794
>triggered
haha yesss yesshhh epic i looove it so much, tumblr triggered hahaha
>>30777601
>CYOA shit get
Yeah, he's right
We need to get pony out of politics.
>>30777806
dude, you got issues.
>>30777817
But president filly is great
>>30777821
Nah, I don't unironically say triggered
>>30777775
Whenever I see one of these posts, I always have to wonder why anyone thinks it's witty, amusing, or invalidates whatever is being replied to.
Imagine being so fucking autistic that you literally can't understand that on a board whose main topic is a show about ponies there are people who don't give a fuck about a completely unrelated show with completely different characters and absolutely hideous designs.
>>30777833
Because it's the same level of quality as the posts they're replying to, anon
Imagine being so fucking autistic that you literally get angry over another part of the My Little Pony franchise
>>30777836
Just filter them and post cute ponies. That works for me.
>>30777836
Imagine being so fucking autistic that you literally can't understand that on a thread whose main topic is My Little Pony there are people who want to talk about a My Little Pony series with literally the same characters as FiM.
>>30777854
>pinkie
>cute
hohoho
Imagine being so fucking autistic that when you see someone saying "it's shit" you read "oh god I'm so fucking mad reeeeeeeee"
>>30777836
>completely unrelated show with completely different character
It's a spin-off. By definition, it's related to the main show.
I just want to post Elusive.
He's very pretty.
>>30777858
>he thinks having an obsession with hating something is just saying "it's shit"
anon i
>>30777833
because it's the internet: some people are so deep down their own circlejerk that they aren't even aware where it ends.
To make it clearer:
>I like A
>I'm so obsessed with A it takes up 95% of my time on internet
>This of course doesn't mean 95% of the internet is A
>But to me it is
>the day somebody tells me "Well, I like B, actually", this shocks me
>It's not possible
>I spend all my time talking about A
>and the people I talk to do the same
>This guy must be trolling me
>It's the only logical explanation
>I'll mock him, my dudes will surely understand and nod
>>30777842
Even if you believe that, why would you do it? It's like a lazier version of an MS paint comic.
>>30777869
>please stop saying "it's shit" when I post shit
Cry more.
>>30777871
Shitposting begets shitposting
>>30777873
>cry more
imagine being so fucking autistic that when you see someone try to argue you read "oh god i'm so fucking crying reeee"
>>30777886
>I-I'm not crying. You're crying! BAKA!
Imagine being so fucking autistic that when someone calls you out, your only argument is "no u"
>>30777882
What's gay is not wanting to cuddle this handsome stallion.
>There are people who hate ponies
>There are people who hate EqG
So silly
When will they learn that both are good
Remember to follow this
>>30777900
Anon, you're literally doing what you're trying to "call me out" on
>>30777913
>EqG
>Good
Recap:
>>30777638
>EqG is better than MLP lawl
>>30777643
>>30777646
>>30777653
>>30777658
>no, it's shit
>>30777663
>>30777698
>>30777775
>S-SHUT UP!
Hey guys, how about hating both MLP and EQG?
>>30777917
Seems like a boring life desu.
>>30777922
S I L L Y
>>30777926
>retard mass quotes and post starlight
pottery
>>30777913
EqG Rarity is really cute. So is Fluttershy.
>>30777917
>first kiss
>first holiday with friends
Remember to kill yourself.
>>30777921
>"no u"
>again
You sure convinced me now.
>>30777876
I still just don't understand it at all. No matter what angle I view it from, it seems pointless. Either you genuinely think they don't believe what they say and you respond with Youtube comment-tier responses, or they don't agree with you legit and just post that for the hell of it. It just seems like no matter what, the goal is "I don't like them, I"ll act just as dumb as they are." How does trying to make things worse instead of better benefit anything? It's like not liking the game that's being played, so one just takes a shit over the board. I've never felt any desire to shitpost, so I feel like I'm trying to understand some sort of alien species.
>>30777917
>full-time job at 19
>driving test at 20
>car at 22
What in the fuck
Where I'm from you need a car as soon as you can get it
>>30777947
Keep it up, anon, maybe you'll get somewhere in life
>>30777173
>filename
Reminder that Coco has sucked all the dicks.
>>30777958
He genuinely believe what we say, and he's mad, and the only way to pretend that it doesn't affect him is to act like if we were shitposting. His actual shitposting devolves into more shitposting, and diverts the attention from the original question, problem avoided. Until the next time he posts the same shit, someone replies with another "it's shit", and he gets mad again. It's the circle of life.
>I get angry at doug people
celestia wouldn't want you to be this pathetic, anon
>>30777986
Anon, I'm not mad, any discussion of eqg is just shotposting. Why not join the fun?
>>30777997
It's only shitposting because you make it shitposting
>>30778003
>It's only shitposting because you make it shitposting
Posting eqg is shitposting in it's own, how am I only making it shitposting if I treat it as it is?
>>30777997
While >>30778003 is right, if you're serious at least your attitude is much healthier than it seems from the outside.
>>30778012
If it's shitposting then why aren't you reporting and ignoring it
>>30778038
>scruffy
>doing a fucking thing about eqg-posting
Let's not get our hopes up now
>>30778056
Anyone else notice that there isn't as much fanart of the show as there used to be?
>>30778095
Unless fanart is being universally deleted all over the internet I don't see that happening
>>30778095
You probably have everything filtered
https://derpibooru.org/1359445
Selfcest is hot.
>>30778112
Wow, thank gosh some of the tags loaded before the image it's self did.
Huh. You know, Nightmare Moon's rebellion lasted about as long as a total solar eclipse, didn't it? All of 2 or 3 minutes.
>>30778141
And underwhelming.
>>30778154
Hug the Pinchy.
>>30778124
And what tag made you close the image that isn't filtered, Anon?
>>30778141
Stop bullying NMM Anon
It's not nice.
>>30778124
>filtering anatomically correct
How much of a fag are you?
>>30778174
Starlight Glimmer.
>>30778124
What a pretty fashion horse
>>30778187
It's fine, Anon. Black princess knows I love her.<3
>>30778195
>Being so triggered by a horse you're willing to pass up horse pussy.
>>30778253
Think of it as more glammy wammy jammy bammy flammy van dammy for yourself, dude.
>>30778258
At least she's better than Celestia
>>30778253
>>30778253
>willing to pass up horse pussy.
As if the fandom isn't drowning in pictures of that. Anon can pick and chose if he wants.
>>30777917
>buy a house
>a year later, start earning an average wage
>>30778270
And how many pictures are there of a pony traveling to the past to fuck their filly self?
>>30778264
Where's your handler
>>30778204
>tfw that's not her mouth but just a reflection on her helmet
I can still never unsee the mouth
>>30778279
Probably at least two. I'd bet Twilight did that.
>human filly
>>30778290
Way too sexual and anime. But still cute.
Wait, why isn't Pinkie wearing pants. There's no way that's supposed to be a dress.
>>30778290
I hope Pinkie is at least wearing panties there.
>>30778290
>human horse
>>30778313
Oh silly anon, there are no pants in hentai land!
No age of consent or unplanned pregnancies too!
>>30778290
>rarity wearing pantyhose
A innocent little girl should not wear that
https://sta.sh/01dmbd1fcbmz
finally got some time off to watch the new episode, Thorax and Ember are so cute so far
>>30778336
this looks like something people shouldn't click
>>30778290
I want to help that Fluttershy open her milk carton.
>>30778338
That's about all of the good you'll get out of it
>>30778342
it's a DA link if you're worried about the url rather than the content
>>30778320
It's Pinkie. Of course she isn't.
>>30778348
I mean I can already tell that it's going to be 2 dates at the same time trope, so as annoying as that is it's not a big deal
>>30778349
Not him but I clicked it anyway. Because no fucks.
Why not just DA link it? Or just post it. It's not explicit. It's barely suggestive by our standards.
>>30778336
>Thorax with a female
As if.
>>30778370
Now this is how you forge alliances
am poison snek
mah brite color display tellin u no boop
oh god Ember's voice cracked when she was giving Thorax advice
>>30778313
Nothing wrong with animesque style.
>>30778401
Especially with lewd lolis.
>>30778376
Maybe some aggressive females find the submissive, fagety type male attractive in a "they have what I'm missing" kind of way?God even I don't believe that.
It was an okay episode overall, no complaints but not amazing. Felt like a filler. Twilight was pretty cute giving Thorax a tour.
>>30778429
>Felt like a filler.
In a sense it was. Thorax and Ember got to know each other and Thorax's problem with the unchanged changelings was brought to the table, which will be expanded in another episode. Besides that, little else happened in the episode itself.
Thorax's brother better sound like a total Chad.
>>30778424
Look at that qt.
I wish I was this chair.
>>30778469
Thorax really got into that chair too, probably smelled likeold books
>>30776480
I want to cum in that filly
>>30778478
I really want to get into Thorax.
>>30778469
Being damp is never pleasant.
>>30778399
I like it when Spike gets makeovers.
>>30778478
>People think he was soaking up the "love" on the chair.
>In reality he was just wiping his ass on the cushion like a dog.
>>30778461
Butterscotch is my favorite rule 63 as a concept but I hate the common manestyle given to him. The two big sweeping bangs from the middle part looks awful. The side swept bang makes plenty of sense.
I kind of like this artist's version. The beanie is cute. But most of the images of this version just focus on how gay he is, "ask the gaylord" was an accurate tumblr name.
>>30778522
I hate it because I'm not gay but the concept awakens things inside me
>>30778532
Hah, you had things awaken in you like a faggot!
>>30778548
sh-shut up
>>30778522
I feel like the other R63 ponies get drawn with weird or bad manestyles too.I think Blitz has it the worst since people like to draw him with those stupid eyebrows.
Thorax and Ember conspire to get rid of Rarity.
>>30778489
Thorax is a total Power-bottom, you don't get inside, he takes inside.
>>30778532
"Fucking Females Is For Poofs." LAYER CAKE (2004)
>>30778573
>Thorax
>power bottom
I can't accept this. I want Thorax in a dress taking a jewel covered strap on from Ember.The dress is so Ember can rip it off while she's pounding his girly bug butt
>>30778596
Fuzzy Fillies need ___
>just saw the episode
That was actually way better than I was expecting. Thorax and Ember were hilarious, the gags with Twiggles and Starlight were great. All the Thorax/Ember interactions were 10/10. My only gripe is that again, they have to make Spike retarded when he's the focus of the episode. I guess Gauntlet of Fire was a one-time thing. I did find it really funny that he was the friendship problem, though. That map's a real fucking wiseass. Solid 7/10Thorax/Spike?Ember threesome when?
>>30778532
It' fine, rule 63 doesn't count. You associate the character too strongly with the other gender and your brain doesn't get disgusted.But if you stick around long enough in that zone you loose that reflex because you begin to see attractive qualities in the same sex. And you figure "well, if it's cute..."
Add that to the decade of futa porn making you like dicks, you suddenly realize you're essentially bi for someone with a non-offensive enough masculinity. Fuck up your domination fetish enough suddenly you're fully bi.
That's what my friend says anyway.
>>30778611
Has he had any good episodes?
>>30778611
I have a feeling the map is the main villain of the show.
>>30778613
Your friend just needs some elecrto shock therapy to get rid of those gay demons.
>>30778622
I want to fuck a gay demon.
I want to fuck a succubus (male)
>>30778646
Really cute and sexy like any filly in equestria
>>30778653
>>30778657
If you don't think Twist is cute you're stupid
>>30778646
The amount of colors in her mane/tail, the fact that they're different, and that her friend was nearly as colorful rustles my autism.
So no one actually discusses the show in this thread? It's just /b/ tier randomness and kiddy diddlers?
>>30778664
Look. If you're really into Big Mac for the long run, that's going to mean at least 4 foals. If you're not ready for that you should probably just break things off now.
>>30778664
What's wrong pink horse
>>30778672
Yeah
>>30778672
Maybe you should watch the episodes on the Saturday, instead of two days later.
>>30778672
filly diddlers*
>>30778672
There's a show?
>>30778685
I'm not the guy who just posted that he watched it, this guy is just baiting and a faggot
>>30778685
This is supposed to be the best thing we have because the mods won't give us stickies to talk about the show in.
You fuckers really are just /b/
https://derpibooru.org/1516795
>>30778685
I did watch it on Saturday, and I posted in the actual episode discussion threads
>>30778748
>piss
>>30778748
>actual episode discussion threads
>>30778742
>shitty edit of a good picture
Why in the fuck did you do that?
>>30778799
[Inception Bwong Intensifies]
>>30778748
What about the episode do you want to talk about, anon?
>>30776398
Shit thread
Deletion when?
giddyup
>>30778866
We could start with your meta thread.
I will laugh of Thorax's brother is just a shut in NEET.
>>30778908
But they already did that.
>>30778893
Do you feel in charge?
Have you noticed that the male characters in this show aren't nearly as developed as the females?
>>30778932
hoofball
>Trixie
>>30778932
I'm still mad that they haven't done anything with Sunburst
>>30778979
Who?
>>30778972
This is bullshit.
There is no magical being Gerralt hasn't dipped his mutant dick in.
>>30779002
Glimmer's husband
>>30779010
Trixie?
>>30779010
That ain't Trixie.
What would you do to this butt?
>>30779030
Tell it to fuck off and bring me the yellow one.
>>30779030
WPSHH
>>30779046
you could probably have both if you played your cards right
>>30779030
i would pinch her clit
>>30779071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCliC2fRuDQ
Embers voice is super lovely when she isn't yelling.
>>30779062
Why would I want the blue in any capacity with yellow around?
>>30779080
only if you twist
>>30779104
they're both soft and feathery with tiny fuzzy butts?
Dusted off my old TI 84 Plus calculator
Had Mirage OS on it with a snake game
Math feels so fucking daunting but I want to make formulas and programs like the best of them someday. I don't want to be in my 40s with only high school math
>>30779102
Dragons should not be allowed to have voice cracks.
so i bought the PS3 i was talking about the other day off an ebay auction
i don't know how to feel about it, but i did want it. i'm at least paying more or less than half of what it would go for on amazon, and the amazon listings didn't have pictures
why the fuck does it feel weird to spend money
>>30778886
Why are bridles so fucking sexy?
>>30779156
how much did you spend on a ps3 in 2017?
>>30779118
>tiny fuzzy butts
That's just Dash, and it shows how terrible she is. Flutterbutter has the breeding hips.
>>30779162
less than $100
>>30779163
all their butts are relatively small in the scheme of things
>>30779156
What games you got family?
>>30779008
How many fillies do you think he has railed?
>>30779170
I'm going to get myself LittleBigPlanet 2, an original copy of MGS4 for MGO2 Revival, and probably MGS HD collection
>>30779030
Gotta love how you censored the porn version instead of posting the sfw version, just to have a suggestive black bar. "There are things under this censor bar. LEWD THINGS."
>>30779196
I didn't even know there was a safe version, thanks pony bro
Daily reminder that seeing something on TV is different than real life
The weatherman? Actually a little filly
>>30779211
She's coming right at us!
>Pap pap pap
>>30779219
TV would be way better if everyone was a little filly.
>>30779219
I have special glasses that reveal who's actually a filly pretending to be a person
>>30779225
Now lets replace those shadows with that of Princess Ember and Thorax.
>>30779225
A CUTE
Does MLPG also like little girls?
I want to cuddle a filly.
>>30779263
god she's so fuzzy I just want to take her to my bed and use her as a body pillow
>>30779224
>>30779199
No problem.The truth is, I kinda like censor bars desu.
>>30779265
>Humans
>>30779270
I know that feel.
cripplingponyaddiction
>>30779265
yes
Whats cuter? A little filly or a little girl
Pinkiefundenial
This is Rainbow Stars. Say something nice about her.
>>30779295
is she confirmed trap?
>>30779295
Wait, was Lumineko in the discussion thread, or the same meme generated simultaneously in other parts of the fandom too?
What is fillier, a filly or a colt with a pretty dress?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD4mVIvU3-8
S8 will bring them back... right?
>>30779338
Trixie is best human!
>Colt
Poking head in. With it being less than two weeks before the second main league of Waifu Wars starts, who would be interested in a preview show over the weekend?
>>30779415
what's the plan?
>>30779398
Delet
>>30779428
Release 8 random matches of all types involving the entire roster, not just the main league for hype up this weekend, then hopefully the weekend after that start the shows?
How do I molest human Applebloom?
https://derpibooru.org/1516743
anyone know what this says? it's portuguese or spanish, and google translate thinks its english
>>30779461
It's literally tagged "Italian"
Sorry I can't translate it, my filter hides the image.
>>30779474
fuck me then
it's bestiality anyway
The Movie Prequel #3 should be out tomorrow night if whoever makes the next thread wants to add it.
Also, while I was confirming the release of that issue on iTunes I noticed pic related. Kind of a funny error.
It's actually written by Justin Eisinger and Meghan McCarthy.
>>30779461
It doesn't look like Spanish nor Portuguese.
>>30779477
I can't believe Faust came back for the movie and nobody told us about it
>>30779477
>funny
My little pony, my little pony.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Is Applejack the new Spike? She has the worst episodes of the seasons now.
>>30779477
I can't believe that lauren faust add a lot of furry bait characters in the official movie.
>>30779490
Shut the fuck up, Sugar Belle
Filly gained two levels in fillying.
What should she specialize in?
>>30779435
Shimmy in the green dress is amazing.
>>30779485
That would've been a fun shitstorm if the movie was looking really, really good and a month before it came out Faust revealed that she did the concepts or base story of it or something.
>>30779501
booping
>>30779505
She is
Collars improve the lewdness of any pony by roughly 50%
>>30779543
But what if the ponies collar me
>>30779547
pony wears the collar
Where's the filly?
>>30779556
>>30778616
>the map/The Tree Of Harmony turns out to be evil all along
>>30779534
That's lewd, tho
>>30779573
>the final episode of the series involves everyone but Twilight joining forced to destroy the castle and the evil spirit of destiny that inhabits the map
>Twilight has to be put down since she has been too corrupted by it to be saved
>>30779573
Fillyposting is an art.
>>30779664
Fillyposting is pedo
>>30779534
I want to glaze her hams
>>30779689
SIDE
EYE
http://imgur.com/a/t7K3t
>>30779704
>>30779704
>>30779704
but why
>>30779693
shazam!
>>30779704
>I hope it's futa megadicks!
>It's just regular dicks
dang...
Well I heard there was a secret snoot
That Filly booped and it pleased the Lord
>>30779704
I kinda hoped that it wouldn't be just dicks all the way to the bottom, or that maybe there would be some mating involved, but oh well
>>30779778
Even Sunset wanted to see Twiggles instead of that pink pile of shit
>>30779834
She got confused.
They both smell the same.
remember to clean your ponies regularly, even the hard to reach spots
filly died taking a bullet for you
>>30779884
I told filly to start on smaller bullets to build up a resistance.
>>30779863
Sunset plz
>>30779897
She can't help it, he loves the purp.
>>30779897
It's in her nature.
>>30779884
where was she taking it
>>30779938
How can I rent a VPS and create my own IPs so websites can't detect me using VPN IPs?
I need like 1500 but for short term use, I'm not gonna keep all online 24/7
>>30779947
Maybe this could work?
https://amazonlightsail.com/
>>30779947
Unplug your router.
>>30779956
>implying that works
>>30779972
It does if you have a dynamic IP.
You don't, right, you got a static IP?
>>30779999
I have a dynamic ip and it has never worked for me
>>30780005
Are you just unplugging it and plugging it back in? You've got to unplug it and let it sit for at least 10 seconds. The whole thing with Dynamic IPs is that you'll switch to an untaken IP from your ISP, which varies based on how many IPs they have, so you could switch back to your old ISP anyways.
>>30779947
the fuck do you need 1500 IP addresses for
>>30780024
Shitposting, I guess? I think it would be easier just to rent a botnet.
Praise it
>>30780029
Silly bacon hair filly.
>>30780055
Raise it
it's mare love
>>30779719
i feel its time for mlpg to get back to its classic roots
>>30780079
unf
>>30780095
Real horses are disgusting.
>>30780095
Like fucking off back to /co/?
There wasn't nearly enough of this kind of art.
>>30780095
Pony doesn't want to pony anymore
>>30780163
she fucking better
>>30780163
I'll trade
pony can be the human
>>30780163
nap time for pony
>>30780167
But even when pony humans, they're pony.
>>30780169
I want one of these, but am worried what the man breaking into my house would think if he saw it.
>>30780163
Time to take pony behind the shed
>>30780269
Never, Marker
All of the horses are beb forever
>>30780249
At first I was confused as to why Sunset had her horn lit up.
Then I remembered she needed a wifi hotspot.
>>30779947
If your target's IPv6, a lot of sites don't treat addresses from the same /64 as being the same.
>>30780288
>>30780288
>>30780288
Being a princess.
>>30777134
Amazing,
saved.
I love Princess Celestia and hope she is not eclipsed for another forty years