Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #236- Dashdance

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New thread smell

>>30644768
Nice meme

im still here waiting for Sarge to rise from the dead and for NaOH to actually finnish WFD with no third chance
am i waisting my time?

>>30644872
Well, at least you're not "Waidin' for his return"..

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>>30644872
Would you have been wasting your time with something else anyway had you not been here?
I know I would have been.

>>30644872
If you're waiting for Sarge, try coming back/wait around until the end of September, because that's usually when he starts writing his Halloween story under the name 'Stoker'.

>>30644872
>not wanting a third chance

Is the discord chat even worth joining at this point? From what I've heard it doesn't sound very active...

>>30645298
Nothing happens in the discord anymore. It's almost as dead as the skype.

>>30644750
Why do you watch an anime for Latin American girls?

>>30644872
Yes, you are.

>>30645298
No, it isn't.

>>30645850
best slut

>>30644750
The OP image looks like a 3D model, like a screencap from some video game

>It’s Sweetie Belle’s 18th birthday today.
>All her family is here to throw her a party at Rarity’s house.
>You are Anon, one of the guests.
>Also long time friend of Sweetie Belle.
>Hang around her family as the party goes on.
>”So I heard you got that new job Anon.” Rarity’s dad says. “Proud of you.”
“Aw thanks.”
>Some accounting job or some shit.
>Rarity’s family started to like you more after you started trying to get it.
>They wanted you to try to make some money.
>They’re being nice to you now so it’s nothing you complain about.
>Sweetie Belle gets all her gifts.
>Including a car.
>And then runs off with her friends to go shopping somewhere.
>Her parents watch her drive away.
>Then they turn to you.
>”So Anon. We understand that you and Sweetie are really close.” Her mom says.
“Uh huh.”
>”I’d like to thank you again for coming over to accompany Sweetie. We actually need to ask a favor of you.”
“You do? What is it?”
>The dad stands there with a smile on his face.
>He looks like he’s proud of you even though you didn’t do anything.
>”Well,” he says “As per family tradition, we always arrange for a maturing young man or woman of blood relation to have their first romantic partner once they turn 18.”
>The mom chimes in.
>”And now that Sweetie’s 18, we’re looking for someone to spend the night with her and um,” She pauses and clears her throat.
“And what?”
>”And accept her virginity.”
>”And you’re our prime candidate, Anon.” The dad reveals.
>You don’t know what to say.
>You never thought you’d ever get any action with a girl in real life before.
>What makes this weirder is that her parents are the ones trying to make this happen.

>>30646020
“Are you saying you want me to…” You stutter.
>You really don’t want to say it out loud in front of Sweetie’s parents.
>Just in case you’re misunderstanding this for some dumb universe-hating-you reason and you end up causing a major spaghetti moment.
>But the dad confirms it.
>”We would like for you to have sex with our daughter for her 18th birthday, yes.”
>You blush.
“W-wow. I don’t know what to say.”
>”No worries.” Sweetie’s mom says. “We already have the night planned out. And we’ll make sure you know exactly what to say and do. If you accept, that is.”
>”So what do you say?” Asks the dad. “Are you up for this responsibility?”
>They gaze at you fondly.
>You really can’t turn down an offer like this, only wishing you brushed your teeth today.
“I’d love to.”
>They smile at you.
>”Terrific! We are flattered to have a young man like you give our daughter the honors of officially becoming a woman.”
>”If you may, would you follow us, please?”
>You put your magazine down and follow the two happy parents.
>You aren’t sure if you’re dreaming or not.
>There’s a huge chance you are, and you pinch yourself.
>Nope, you’re definitely awake.
>”Our older daughter Rarity will fix you up like a true gentleman by the time Sweetie gets back.” The dad says.
“Wait, huh?”
>Rarity is one of the peers from school you already know.
>You walk into a big living room.
>Rarity stands in the middle.
>Her jaw drops once she sees you.
>”Anon?”
“Uh, hi.”
>”Oh, I see you two already know each other.” Rarity’s dad says. “Well how about that. No need to introduce you, I see.”

Wrote this couple of days ago but the last thread was close to ending.

>>30644760
like a bullshit

>>30644774
Degenerate duty

>>30646028
It's pretty good. Can't say much yet since you just started. Continue.

>>30646111
Nice digits

>>30646028
I like where this is going.

Is this the place for self indulgent blog posts tangentially related to Equestria Girls?

>>30647171
Not even remotely.

>>30647171
Wrong general, bud.

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>>30645908

Waiting for more Lilith

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>>30644887
Fucking delete this

>>30646145
>>30646729
Alright more coming later.

>>30647675
too bad

>>30648055
Same

>>30648117
He was talking about the shitposter, not the author.

>>30648305
Awesome

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>>30646020
>>30646028
>SB Story
dis gon b gud

>>30646028
I like where this is going

Fuck, replied to the wrong post.
>>30646028
>Rarity’s mom and dad leave you with their eldest daughter after a couple of minutes.
>You and rarity exchange glances for a bit.
>”So they chose you?”
“Yeah, I guess.”
>”I have to say, this wasn’t what I was expecting.”
“And why’s that?”
>”It’s just that, there’s so many other guys from school who have loads of money. I know all of them.”
“And? How many of them were at this party?”
>Rarity thinks to herself.
>”I don’t know, actually. It’s not often I pay attention.”
>Well damn, why’d you ask bitch?
“Anyway, are you supposed to give me a makeover or something?”
>”Apparently so. Follow me.”
>Go with Rarity up the stairs as the party continues outside.
>Go up to her room.
>You think about when you used to have crushes on Rarity in freshman year.
>When you wanted to go up to her room for different reasons.
>For making out.
>And other things in your fantasies.
>”Have a seat right there, Anon.” Rarity says.
>She points to a chair in front of a kind of setup that is in every makeover montage in movies.
>Mirror, drawers, beauty supplies.
>You’re not surprised Rarity owns all this stuff.
>”Just sit here and I’ll fix you right up.”
>She starts to play around with your tuxedo.
>”It doesn’t look like i have much to work with.”
“What do you mean?”
>”Well there’s no easy way to put it. You’re bald, darling. And that doesn’t help when my strength in makeovers covers hairstyles.”
“Well like, do you want me to wear a wig or something?”
>”Oh pfft, can you try to be a little more serious about this?”
“I a being serious. That was a serious question.”
>”You can’t just wear a wig to a date, Anon. That’s silly.”
“A lot of bald guys do that!”

>>30653157
>”I suppose if you’re middle aged, but this is not the case. It just won’t do! Sweetie Belle already knows the bald you. Putting on a wig would make it disingenuous.”
>This really does matter to her.
“So I’m like, not allowed to wear a wig?”
>”I’m sorry, but absolutely not. This is Sweetie’s first time, and it must hold true to it’s value.”
>For fucks sake.
“Alright, whatever. Doesn’t really matter to me either way.”
>”Now about your skin… it needs some touching up. You’re coarse around the edges.”
“I’m what?”
>You jump when Rarity rubs her fingers on your neck.
>It feels good, but sudden.
>Not that you’d be complaining if you came up here for a different reason.
>Rarity spins the chair around to look at your face.
>”My goodness, your lips are chapped too.” She comments.
“I’ve never been big on this kind of stuff.”
>Rarity groans and rubs the ridge of her nose.
>”No worries, it’s nothing I can’t handle.”
“So does this mean you’re going to completely groom me?”
>”Mhm.” She nods. “Stand up.”
>You stand.
>Rarity makes you step forward so she can walk in a circle around you.
>You push in your stomach to make it look like you are in better shape.
>You wait for Rarity to come back front.
>”This shouldn’t be terrible hard.”
“What shouldn’t? The makeover?”
>”I already have a good idea of what you look like in a tuxedo. And while it is somewhat dashing, you’ll need to put on something with more… elegance.”
“Well what am I supposed to wear that’s more elegant than a tuxedo? Isn’t this already perfect for a date?”

>>30653182
>”Good point. But if you want to wear that to the date, it will need some touching up. And I’m not sure if I’ll have enough time for that.”
>You don’t ask what she means by touching up.
“Alright, so what about my skin and chapped lips, then?”
>”Disrobe, darling.”
“Um, what?”
>”It’s quite alright, I do this sort of thing all the time.”
“You want me to take my clothes off?”
>”Just your tuxedo and everything that isn’t your undergarments.”
>This escalated a little but here we go.
>You take off the tuxedo and pants and hand them to Rarity.
>”Oh, puh-lease! It wouldn’t kill you to fold them!” Rarity says. “No wonder there’s so many wrinkles.”
“S-sorry.”
>”It’s fine. I’ll just have to iron it as well. I may as well have anyway with the improvements I’m going to make.”
>She takes all of your clothes and places them neatly on her bed.
>You stand there in nothing but a pair of boxers.
>You let Rarity take a longer look at you.
>”Please stop sucking your stomach in, Anon.”
>Well fuck.
“Fine, fine.”
>”Darling, it’s no big deal. You’re going to be in your tuxedo.”
“I know, it’s just that I’m a little self conscious.”
>”It doesn’t matter. Just relax. Okay?”
“Okay.”
>You watch Rarity whip out some measuring tape.
>This is going to be a long makeover session.
>You would have liked it more if it were a makeout session instead of a makeover session.
>Then again, you didn’t brush your teeth today.
>Pray that you won’t pop a boner when Rarity measures your inseam.
>Maybe you will maybe you won’t.

>>30653188
Oh fuck
We gonna end up sexing rarara are we?

>>30653188
>”Sweetie Belle will not return until hours from now. So we have plenty of time before you formally introduce yourself to her.”
“Sounds good.”
>”So I’m just about done with your measurements. Just need to get your inseam and we’ll be all set.”
“Do I get dressed again after this?”
>”Not into your tuxedo. I’m going to wash your tuxedo and give it some touch-ups. You’ll need a robe, I’ll fetch you one.”
“Okay. Well I- ooh!”
>Rarity is already touching the side of your leg with her hand as she measures you.
>Your thoughts go back to focusing on avoiding a boner.
>So far so good.
>Rarity’s hands goes up and actually touches your fucking balls.
>You can barely contain it.
>You feel a little twitching.
>But you’re not starting to noticeably rise until Rarity pulls away.
>Good thing she goes behind you instead.
>”Alright, next step is a shower.”
“A shower? Like, me going into your shower and takin a shower?”
>”What else would it be, Anon?”
>She raises an eyebrow.
“Sorry. This is just a lot to take in.”
>”Oh, it’s quite all right. I understand.” Says Rarity. “Let me show you the lavatory.”
>She escorts you out of her room in your underwear and to the hall bathroom.
>”The soap you can use is on the second rack down. So is the shampoo you can use.” Rarity instructs.
>You nod and step into the bathroom.
>You lock the door and slip your trousers down.
>Turn on the water and do your usual thing.
>Your dick is pretty flaccid still, but not standing all the way up at a full mast.
>There’s a knock on the door.
>”Darling, I forgot to give you your towel!”

>>30653448
Yep we're definitely fucking Rarity.
3 way when?

>>30653480
Seconded

>>30651463
Who in the actual fuck thought that backpack was a good idea?

>>30644872
I mean, I'm still waiting for PastaFromSpace to come back to life and finish Winter Formal Dash's accidental sister.

Is Lilith an actual grill?

>>30655176
We are all girls here sweetie

>>30653448
Woo shower sex scene

>>30644760
A SHIT

>>30655068
God this pic needs a nude edit

Pinche puta, regresa!

>>30653448
I personally want at least an ending where he does at least something with Rarity after his fling with SB. As a thank you or something.

>>30657158
Aguanta vara, pinche joto

>>30655133
PastaFromSpace is gone for good. Wherever they are they're not coming back to /mlp/.

>>30655176
maybe

>>30658351
>inb4 tits or GTFO

>>30658351
Yo you updating again soon? I love your story.

>>30648117
Just kidding senpai, I'm Waidin' too.. :(

>>30656009
>>30646105
>>30646111
Took you long enough

>>30658967
I'll be updating once I'm satisfied with what I have. Don't worry, you won't have to wait more than necessary!

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>>30659307

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No more OC Sunset's room.

>>30664310
Holy shit that looks comfy

>>30664310
Where the fuck is her kitchen?

>>30664513
Her kitchen is a microwave sitting on a refrigerator next to the desk under her bed.

She's fucking poor is what I'm saying

>>30664630
das cyoot

>>30664630
Poor but comfy. You don't need things around you to feel good. Tho microwave food is shit.

>>30664310
Were's that from?

>>30664310
What is that from?

>>30665286
>>30665289
This >>30662047

>>30664310
It looks like most of her stuff was found on the street or a thrift store.

>>30664310
>fridge and microwave RIGHT next to her battlestation
Shimsham is a LAZY NEET SLOB confirmed

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N-Naoh...

>>30666768
Cry more

>>30666799
I will. Does anything bring you as much joy as I get from Senpai's new green?

>>30666847
Just laughing at you

>>30666892
We are both happy then, take care faggot.

>>30666964
And a warm fuck you as well, faggot

>>30664310
Wow Sunset, were you born in a barn?

>>30665966
Lazy NEET weeb slob

Normally I hide that I like this show, but when I was visiting my mom I was playing music from my car on the car stereo's and I had the Rainbow Rocks soundtrack on it and some songs from Equestria Games. I was afraid she would think it was stupid and I was stupid, but she didn't care at all what kind of music I listened to. She thought some of the songs were catchy too.

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>>30644750

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>>30669467

>>30669467
Sounds like an article by Lorena Bobbitt.

SB writefag here.
I'll be updating sometime tomorrow for sure. Had to leave town for a couple of days but I'm back now.

>>30670810
I'll wait for you.
No homo.

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>>30669467
Do you have more pics like this?

>>30669467
Imagine dance-fucking dash

>>30671982
Damn, those curves.

>>30668048
Did he hear Under Our Spell?

>>30673014
Yes, but the one she that got stuck in her head was Let's Have a Battle.

>>30671969
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=clickbait

>>30644750
What video is this from

>>30673164
EQG short titled Raise This Roof

search on dailymotion

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>>30666768
He's on a vacation in his hometown lad.
He'll be back soon enough.
He ain't dead yet.

>>30674575
>look up translation for pinche putita
Man, Spanish has some weird insults.

>>30674826
>translating foreign insults
If you translate Motherfucker, it'll sound weird too

>>30674877
Matkojeb doesn't sound so bad.

>>30660413
t. NasoH

>>30644760
like uranus

>>30644760
>>30644774
>>30671982
>>30666799
>>30648117
the cancer of fingerbang

>>30674826
You try translating anything that comes out of South America, see how that treats ya.

>>30653448
I love it. Also, where is everyone?

>>30674959
You ate missing every other post, including yourself.

>>30675066
Drunk or sleeping, probably. This isn't the only deserted thread today.

>>30675073
t. fingerbanger

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>>30675081
This.
I am in a lot of threads that are usually active and almost all of them are extremely slow right now.

Debating new thread, also my edit making for the Waifu Wars expansion has hit a brick wall. These things do happen though, so no issue.

We're about a month away from the league starting though, and I can't wait to get started.

>>30675088
t. shitposter

>>30673109
Thank senpai

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A BUNCH OF CUTIES

Monday Blues is growing on me.

>>30653448
>Rarity knocks on the door urgently.
>You step out of the shower, not wanting to slip.
>Damn the air is cold.
>What makes this more uncomfortable is that your dick is still a little hard.
>Standing up a bit to the point where it’s definitely noticeable.
>”Darling, open the door, I need to give you your towel.”
>Oh jeez.
“Alright, hold on. Let me find something To, uh…”
>There’s nothing in here to put on.
>Fuck.
>”It’s quite alright, just crack the door open and I’ll hand you the towel.”
>Unlock the door and crack it open.
>But only before realizing that the bathroom mirror is right next to the door and Rarity can see your reflection.
>You can see in her reflection that she’s looking right at your dick.
>”Here you go darling.”
“Th-thanks.”
>You can feel the tension, but it turns you on.
>Get even harder after the door closes.
>Full mast by the time you wrap the towel on.
>Shit, shower’s still on.
>You decide you’ve showered enough.
>You had already soaped up and all.
>Put the towel on and take a step outside to find Rarity already waiting for you.
>She throws your tuxedo into the laundry machine across the hall and turns it on.
“So what are we gonna do next?” You ask.
>”I’m going to fix you up before Sweetie Belle gets back.” Rarity answers.
>She sits you back down in the chair in front of her room mirror in nothing but the towel.
>But she gives you a robe like she said before to put on.
>It’s a little small but it’s comfy.
>”I’m just going to smoothen up your skin.” Rarity says as she locks the door.

>>30677415
“But do guys skin need to be smooth on a date? Don’t you think you’re overdoing this?”
>”Nonsense, darling! Remember, this is Sweetie’s big night.”
>She squirts some lotion on her hands and put them on your shoulders under the robe.
>Makes you wonder why you have this thin on in the first place.
>But the cool lotion on your skin feels pretty fucking good.
>Rarity rubs it around your shoulders then puts some more on your back.
>You keep thinking back to when Rarity was staring straight at your dick.
>You hope she didn’t notice the bulge of your still lasting erection poking through the towel.
>Because that’s surely where she was looking, you’re sure.
>You’re still hard too.
>Rarity starts rubbing some lotion on your head.
>This shit feels nice.
>Robe’s starting to fall off.
>You’re starting to think you yourself that Rarity might be doing this intentionally.
>She keeps looking down, like you thought she would.

Sorry I'm late, was out and about a lot tonight. But I managed to do a post and a half, so I got out something like promised. I'll do more after waking back up.

>>30677423
We must fuck the marshmallow girls

>>30674575
good to know he'll be around soon, but I knew he's not kill

>>30677423
Godspeed m8

>>30676663
A cute

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>>30630428
>Two days later…
>You walk down the hallway while wearing those piss bad skinny jeans for what you hope to be the very last time.
>The giggles and laughs around the hallways come back up, reminding you of your failed bet with Rainbow Dash.
>Speaking of which, she’s laughing at the end of the hallway pointing at you while her friends look on.
>They try to mind their own business, but after the incident, they cannot see you the same way ever again. Unfortunately, you are plastered with their imagery and there’s nothing that you can do about it now.
>One thing that you can hope for is that they will move past it over time, especially over the fact that you not only preferred Rainbow Dash, but you are about to go on a date tonight with her.
>”Dude, y-you look ridiculous!” She chuckles out.
>At least you don’t have to worry about gaining an erection this time when Rainbow Dash mocks you.
>What is bothering you is how the girls are still glancing at you
>”You seriously had to lose some bet to wear these!”
“Unlike the bet we made, it was actually to make my parents happy.”
>”Holy crap, they really love to make your life unbearable, huh?” She nudges Applejack, who averts her attention back to the group. “Huh, whatever.”
“I’m starting to think so, after the shit time that I’m having with them.”
>”Geez, lighten up man, I’m just messing around with you.”
“After a shit time for the last two weeks, I’m still bummed out by it all and still have to wear these fucking pants!” You grab the belt loops on each side and hike it up.
>It was clearly a bad idea as you basically strangle your boys and a bulge is clearly noticeable.

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I would write more, but it has been a long weekend. I'll try to get out more green within the day or so.

>>30630481
Sadly, yes. I would string this out much longer, but I don't want to add it to the list of uncompleted stories. Good to see that you and a few other Anons' enjoyed it and anticipate an extension to the story.
Also, in another thread, I'm building an alternative scene back on Fluttershy being shot down by Anon. So there's that being worked on in the sidelines.

>>30637357
Chill soul music is the way to go. And I might have one more up my sleeve...

>>30678315
Damn, I guess I haven't been the only one who's had a long weekend.
Looking forward to it either way.

>>30678263
>That deliciously flat chested Dash.

Any new shorts released today?

>>30678315
>>30678263
Keep it up, I'm liking this story.

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>>30678315
>I'll try to get out more green within the day or so.
Nice, I'll be right here waiting.

>>30677423
>Your boner only gets stronger as you sit there.
>More visible.
>”That should just about do it.” Rarity says.
>She puts the bottle of lotion away and your skin is gleaming with shine.
>You half don’t wanna stand up, but Rarity makes you.
>”Now we brush those teeth.”
>Rarity directs you over to the bathroom, you hear the washing machine still on.
>”Sweetie’s going to be here really soon. She just called me on my phone saying she’s going to go out tonight. And you’re the one who’s going to take her out on the date.”
>You’re now in front of the mirror brushing your teeth with a guest toothbrush.
>You don’t know if Rarity looked at your erection as you walked over.
>It’s pretty apparent, but you didn’t check to see.
>After you finish brushing your teeth and flossing, you turn around to see Rarity standing in front of you.
>”Good.” She says, directing you back to the chair in her room.
>You wait in the chair as she puts the tuxedo in the dryer.
>Rarity walks back over to you and tells you to stand up.
>With your dick still poking through your towel.
>You know she saw it now. She had to.
“Can I get something else to put on other than this towel or robe?” You ask. “At least until my tux is done?”
>”You’ll be fine, darling.”
>More drying time passes.
>You awkwardly sit in the chair as your boner finally goes away.
>You also take note of Rarity not looking in your direction as much.
>Your suit is done and Rarity lays it out on the bed.
>She locks the door.
“So you’ve done pretty much everything with me, so what are you going to do with my suit?”
>”I’m going to make it look sharper.”
>Rarity pulls out a lot of sewing material and stuff.
“You’re not going to take it apart, are you?”
>”Oh no no no no, I’m only just modifying it. Also Sweetie’s going to be here in thirty minutes.”

>>30680418
Gee that dryer must have been some super dryer that dries something in 20 minutes.
I'm liking this so far though.

>>30680718
Dryers dont take that long, its washers that do

>>30675300
t. no hooves supporter

>>30681715
t. living irony faggot that should stay in school

>>30681726
t. gay

>>30681733
t. mirror with another mirror missing me

>>30681737
t. hammer

>>30680418
>She pulls up a chair and begins working on the tuxedo.
>Messing with it and sticking threaded needles into it.
>”Trust me darling, this is something I’ve learned how to do really quickly.”
“What should I do while waiting?”
>”Just sit tight and I’ll be with you in a jiffy.”
>You wait while she finishes messing with your tuxedo.
>You look over onto the bed where Rarity has her sewing machine placed.
>Like she’s ripping it apart over there or something.
>Sit alone in the chair, still waiting.
>It’s been like 20 minutes now.
>You look out the window for any signs of Sweetie Belle being back.
>Even more so after 10 more minutes expire and Sweetie Belle should be arriving any minute, by car or however else.
>Rarity keeps looking like she’s doing something brilliant.
>You see the shoulders of the tux looking more square than before.
>Soon, you hear the front door of the house swing open.
>Sweetie’s voice is easily recognized.
>You watch Rarity finish up the tux in seconds and rush out of the room downstairs.
>”Sweetie, there you are! I have the perfect dress for you!” Rarity says.
>You don’t get up from the chair, trying to envision how you’re going to give it all up tonight.
>They’re coming back up the stairs, but you’re still not decent.
>And naturally, you close the door.
>”Is someone in your room?” Asks Sweetie.
>”Yes, don’t worry about it. He’s going to be your date. He’s not decent at the moment.” Rarity replies.
>”Who is it?”
>”It’s a surprise. You’ll find out after you get into that dress.”
>You can only imagine how this dress is supposed to look on a night where you’re supposed to end up taking Sweetie’s virginity.

>>30683002
Blue balled again

>>30683116
It'll pay off.

did NaOH get killed by the cartel or something?

>>30684004
Not like it would be a loss.

>>30684004
I dunno but I'm sure he'll return soon. I like his story about as much as the other greens here.

>>30684004
>>30674575

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Requesting ass shot drawing of RD, Sunset Shimmer, and Sugarcoat because muh spandex fetish.

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>>30684564
And Vinyl Scratch, too, she cute.

>>30684004
Nah, anda de perra esquinera.

>>30684565
I'm glad the face is cropped out. I know the original drawing and it's something I'd rather forget.

>>30684799
Now I'm curious. Sauce?

>>30684875
Prepare yourself.

It is the only real upskirt leggings drawing of Vinyl and I still like it.

https://derpibooru.org/937550?q=dj%2C+leggings%2C+breasts

https://derpibooru.org/937550?q=dj%2C+leggings%2C+breasts

>>30664310
>illegal immigrant with no picture ID or social security card, money, or anything except the clothes that appeared around her when she entered
Where did she get the money? How is she able to get a place to live? How did she register into school?

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>>30684895
>That face

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>>30685032
She's gotta be selling sex, wouldn't you buy some services form this pretty lady?

>>30685056
When a customer came to her apartment would she send Flash out for a walk until they finished?

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>>30685075
>Give him $5 to go get her a latte like a good cuck
>Suck someone off or fuck the shit out of one person and make more than a full time day's pay

>>30685075
>implying they ever fucked
Flash is gayer than a plaid sports bra and so far in the closet Aslan is asking him to fuck off.

>>30685032
Twilight, we need to cook.

>>30682297
kek

>>30685114
Dat ass

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>Once you were done applying sunscreen to Pinkie Pie she stood up and made a run for the ocean again as soon as the sunscreen kicked in.
>”Thanks Nonny!”
>Phew…that was close.
>You loved touching Pinkie’s soft body.
>So much you really wanted to rip her bikini off and fuck her raw.
>She even let you apply sunscreen on her butt when Rainbow Dash wasn’t looking.
>Now you’re really horny.
>”It’s my turn now Anon…” Rainbow says.
>You turn your head over your shoulder and see Pinkie enjoying herself on the water.
Y “Alright…”
>Rainbow undoes her bra and waits for you to apply sunscreen on her back.
>”Mmm…that feels nice,” she moans as soon as you apply the sunscreen.
>Your friend’s voice makes you feel funny.
>You keep applying sunscreen on RD’s back.
>Rainbow pulls down her bikini’s bottom and exposes her cheeks to you.
“…Dash?”
>”Can’t have sunburns down there as well…”
>You don’t say anything, so you just feel up her buttocks and legs while applying sunscreen on them as well.
>”That’s nice…”
“Yes it is…”
>Holy shit, what came into her?
>”You think I didn’t notice how you looked at Pinkie Pie?”
“Uhh…”
>”The thoughts you must’ve been having…perv.”
>You smirk.
“As if you were one to talk,” you say as you pinch her right buttock.
>Rainbow bites her lower lip before pulling her bikini’s bottom up.
>”How do you like this bikini I got?” Rainbow asks.
“Worth every penny…”
>”This was the tiniest model they had…”
>Rainbow turns around and exposes her breasts to you.
“…”
>”Come on, we don’t have all day…get on with it.”
>You apply some more sunscreen on her breasts.
>Shit, her nipples are getting harder.
>You love the pear-like shape they got.
>You move onto the rest of her body.
>Pinkie is none the wiser.
“Done.”
>Rainbow quickly covers her breasts and pushes you away from her.
“Ooof!”
>”Let’s get going then!”
>This girl, she really knows how to tease you.
“Wait for me then!”

>>30683002
Are we going to get Rarity or Sweetie first? I feel like the birthday girl should get firsties but I don't know who would agree.

>>30688086
You're right, birthday girl deserves it, but that's my bias.

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>>30687961


>Meanwhile, back in Canterlot.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo7DgYxYjEQ
>You’re now Silver Fang.
>And this is your last chance…
>Your boss’ patience is running out.
>That Canterlot Maniac guy destroyed all of his operations.
>His business has been completely destroyed. And most of your gang is dead.
>”Back to the good old days…” Dark Blood says.
>You, the boss himself and a couple of his goons, are riding in a black van towards a certain death.
>Where? To one of Canterlot’s Maze Bank be exact.
>Dark Blood says he needs to fund his business once again.
>Without those 5 M the Maniac stole in Wichita Gardens, and without the warehouses, he doesn’t have
>You’ve robbed stores before, sure.
>But a large bank?
>”Here we are, remember kid…no guards, and we head straight to the vault.”
>You’ve studied the plan thoroughly.
>But you’re still nervous.
>The boss gets out of the van and walks up to the bank.
>You and his goons follow behind, each one of you carrying bags with equipment in it.
>He grabs a balaclava out of his bag and puts it on his head.
>The goons do as well.
>You sigh before putting yours on.
>Dark Blood opens the front glass door and takes his AK out of his bag.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf6-xx2fLa8
>He immediately shoots and kills the guards in sight.
>Let’s do this!

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>>30688086
>>30688104
I'm really feeling a lewd scene with SB coming up while Rarity gets jealous and tries to "outdo" her sister later on, if you know what I mean.

>>30688152
My hopes and erection can only go so far, m8

>>30688152
I need this for masturbatory purposes

>>30688129
Happy belated birthday btw.
>>30688486
She wouldn't be dumb enough to try cooking the grenade, right?

>>30688129
Damn, NaOH is still going?
Can anyone spot me the pastebin, I need to catch up, preferably from the beginning.

>>30688529
>She wouldn't be dumb enough to try cooking the grenade, right?
From the looks of it the striker lever is still in place.

>>30683002
Have Anon waiting for sweetie on the bed with a rose in his mouth all sexily

>>30688714
>He forces a hammy latin accent as his chest is completely exposed
>"I've been waiting for djyou, mi amor."
>He hopes he nailed that Antonio Banderas aesthetic
>Sweetie Belle giggles, then snorts, then goes into full gut clenching laughter.
>Afterwards they both have a nice wholesome time
>Then Anon pops her cherry

>>30688556
WFD part 1
https://pastebin.com/rQQ97EWC
https://pastebin.com/x7zitVE6
WFD part 2
https://pastebin.com/f46HtqJQ
https://pastebin.com/gDR83Vgr
https://pastebin.com/dc6dxvwW
Other works
https://pastebin.com/u/Liquid_Plasma

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>>30688791
Thanks babe, you're a doll

>>30688556
>doesn't know where he left off
>demands the very fucking beginning
You cocksuckers are pathetic.

>>30688757
This is the ideal path for this story to take.

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>>30688856
In my defense it's been a really long time.
Memory isn't my strong point plus I've had to format my PC which meant losing my precious bookmarks.
On top of that I took multiple breaks from /mlp/, in fact this is the first time I've been in these threads in months right now.
Suffice it to say, I barely recall the green at all besides my feelings on it.
Figured, if I'd be asking for pastebin I might as well reread it all again.
No bully

>>30689195
Next time, think about the search first because it isn't that hard when you for sure know who is the writer of said story, before being a lazy faggot demanding to be spoonfeed.

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>>30678263
>You immediately drop the act and put your hands in your pockets, which are just laid flat inside, thanks to, you know, the pants clinging on to you,
>Rainbow Dash awkwardly looks at it for a short time before looking at the ground and scratching the back of her head.
>”Hey, I mean, it’s not that bad.”
“Do tell me on how these skinny shits ever brought me something good.”
>”Well, not only are we talking to each other, but I’m willingly give you a chance to--” Rainbow clears her throat for a minute. “Wow me over.”
>Even though it’s little to go on, but it’s one of the main driving points that keeps you away from wandering into oncoming traffic.
>”Seriously, chill. And you need to for tonight.”
“Why? I thought we were just going to hang out at your place for tonight.”
>”Yeah, but my folks want to meet you.”
>Ah shit…
>”And, I’d like you to come over with those same pants.”
“Now you want me to fail, don’t you?”
>”Honestly, no. My dad saw you walk into school this morning with those pants and he said he wouldn’t mind meeting you.”
“I would ask if I would just simply skip all of that, but it wouldn’t end well for me, would it?”
>”He would call you a pansy and demand you to stay away from me.”
>You’d expect worse, but still, this does ruin your mojo.
>”But that’s if he’s in a good mood.”
“I think it’s best that I don’t ask for when he’s in a bad mood.”
>”Not that different, but more vulgar.”
“Huh.” You just stand there with your hands awkwardly sitting in your pockets.
>As the bell rings, everyone starts to head out to their own respective ways.
>”Just act calm, cool, and be honest with them. The last thing that we need is for any of that to go to waste.”
“Right…” You dimly respond, remembering your irrational outbursts over the last few days.
>She waives at you before leaving, reminding you to do the same.

Not much, but there.

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>>30689224
>implying I didn't check the OP's bin real quick only to get overwhelmed by all the pastes
>Implying I didn't search NaOH only to find two parts, one of which labeled unfinished
Seriously mate, don't assume stuff you know nothing about.
I never demanded anything, only asked to hopefully speed things up, and besides your little bit of butthurt over it the other anon was kind enough to supply me with even a user which I promptly bookmarked.
Lets drop this, wouldn't want you to shit up the thread with "muh spoonfeeding".

>>30689284
You inherently asked for this, dumbass.

>>30689284
>what are archives

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>>30689225
It's cool, man. Even one post is good enough for me.
Also
>>”Just act calm, cool, and be honest with them.
Oh boy, this is going to go well.

>>30689284
Just ignore the faggot, dude. You're only wasting your time.

>>30689413
(You)

>>30689225
>act calm, cool
Hah

>>30688486
Thought the grenade was a microphone at first in the thumbnail

>>30687961
>You loved touching Pinkie’s soft body.
>So much you really wanted to rip her bikini off and fuck her raw.

Soon.

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Waiting for more Purp Trix and Lilith.

>>30689225
Suuuu guuud

Is there anywhere that I can watch the summer specials that have come out yet? I've looked through my usual channels, but I can't seem to find a decent version that hasn't been cut into 30-second intervals
Help a bro out

>>30664310
How does she take care of that plant?

>>30648570
No she doesn't.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1880146#search=Spectre-Z

>>30693295
Dailymotion is the site I always see recommended. Try that yet?

>>30693382
She's bi, retard. Likes girls and guys.

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>>30688152

>>30693422
You act as if I don't know what bi means you little shit.
But I still love your ignorance anon also you, you ignorant bastard.

>>30693509
You might as well not know what it means if you'll assume if she takes a dick like in the gif then she can't like girls.
If you're smarter than that, well, you sure fooled me.

>>30693524
So you can't notice an obvious joke?
Good on you anon, great.

>>30693534
>I-it was a joke!
Bravo.

>>30693541
Nothing else I see well then is that all or do you want to continue this cancerous dialogue.

>>30693406
Yeah, I found them. Thank you!!

>>30693548
If you had to choose between coming up with a real rebuttal or learn how to use commas, and could absolutely only choose one, which one would you choose?

>>30693561
Fucking BURN!

>>30693561
Probably commas.
Are we done yet or do you want to continue this?
If anything, I'm trying to end this so we both come out of this shaking hands so to speak.

>>30693554
No prob, senpai.

raid bump

>>30691387
Same

>>30689225
That pastebin needs an update. Going through the archives is a pain, even with 4chan X.

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>>30695089
Ask and you shall receive.
I'm terribly sorry about that, the bin shall be updated with all of the previous posts within the hour and some more green later on tonight.

>>30695128
Thanks man. Just got past Applejack and it's top tier so far. Keep it up.

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>>30695154
Bleeding hell, I see on how this was a hassle. Great to know that you like it so far. The bin is updated all the way to now, enjoy mate.
>past Applejack
Welcome to the downward spiral.

>>30695232
T-thanks for this downward spiral. Oh boy.

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More green incoming soon.

>>30695975
Awh yeah

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>>30689225
>You look at the setting sun, wondering if meeting Rainbow’s parents will go smoothly.
>Judging by her father’s sudden realization about you wearing these pants is a good indication that it is going to be a rough time.
>All you can do is toughen up and learn from your mistakes.
>You walk up to her home and knock on the front door.
>Without a moment's notice, it opens up to reveal her parents.
>”There’s the man of the hour!” The aged, but well built man shouts out with positivity and with open arms.
>He sticks out his arm, demanding a hand shake.
>You had a second thought on it, but you remembered that you need to play this cool.
>With that being reminded, you give his hand a firm grasp and shake it.
>He does the same, as he smiles while looking at his, what you presume to be, wife.
>”This one has a good grip. What do you think?” He asks her.
>”Hmm, there’s something that doesn’t look right.” She speculates something about you.
>”Oh yeah!” He points at you with his thumb as he tries to whisper. “Look lower.”
>She does, and her eyes dart back up.
>”That’s… an interesting choice to wear on a first date.” She tries to sugarcoat the elephant in the room.
>”Mom! Dad!” Rainbow Dash pushes them aside. “What are you doing?!”
>”Just meeting your boyfriend is all, is there a problem?” Her mother asks.
>”I leave to change out of my clothes and you guys are already interrogating him?!”
>You take a good look at Dash’s getup; a pair of gray sweatpants and sporting the blue Canterlot sweater.
>”Hey, we were just making some conversation, nothing else.” Her father excuses his actions.
>Dash groans as she gives herself a facepalm.
>”Come on in, Anon.”
>You nod while wiping your feet on their ‘Welcome’ mat and enter their humble abode.

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>>30696011
>”He’s got manners, so there’s that.” Dash’s mother slides in a compliment.
>”Mom!”
>”We’re just making sure that he’s suited for you, that’s all!”
>”Trust me, I’m sure he’ll do just fine.” Rainbow defends you and the choice to give you a chance.
>”Well, it’s just that the way he looks is something that we can’t ignore.” Her father takes the risk of jumping to the tight pants topic.
>And on that moment, you prepare the insults that will surely be on its way.
>”Really, are you sure that this is the one?” Her father boldly asks her.
>With such a great start, you already bottle up the first insult her father tosses out.
>You were fine with the first few, but when it came to doubting that if you were fit for Rainbow, then a line has been drawn.
>”DAD!”
>”It just-- there’s no way that anyone in the right mind would wear that!” He nearly laughs out.
“We made a bet the other day and I lost. I’m just fulfilling my part of the deal.”
>”No, no. She told me, but I wanted to hear it from you.” He stated his clear understanding of the situation. “I just want to make sure that this isn’t some sort of joke.”
“Sir, it isn’t. The deal was that the best out of three goals would determine if I get to pick out the date, or if I wear these… jeans.” You bravely your answer, but falter at the end.
>”Well thank goodness you lost then, huh?” Rainbow’s father somewhat jokes around with you and the loss of the bet.
>Rainbow closes her eyes as she pinches the bridge on her nose.

>>30695975
Dish out what you have, I'm done for now.

>>30696011
Damn, RD's parents are checking Anon out the second they see him. Not sure if that's weird or common. I feel it could be either.

>>30696088
Pretty good update. I'll be here for the next.

>>30695975
Why does she look so fuckable in that pose?

>>30683002
>Rarity comes back into the room.
>”This is it, Anon. Your big night.”
“You mean I’m staying the whole night?”
>”Well you’ll be going out with Sweetie Belle into town tonight, yes.”
“Oh. Where to?”
>”There’s a nightclub she’s always wanted to go to. But she’s always been too young to go, until today of course.”
“Oh, that sounds cool. When is the… thing going to happen?”
>Rarity sighs.
>”Judging by how much she likes to party at night, it could be at the nightclub itself if she wants.”
>Oh fuck.
>You imagine you and Sweetie Belle finding a closet somewhere and closing the door and getting it on for 20+ minutes.
>You’re okay with this possible outcome.
>”Sweetie’s showering and changing her clothes right now, and I’ll go ahead and make the final touches.”
>Rarity returns to the suit.
>You watch her fiddle with it, noticing how different it looks.
>She picks it up.
>You hear the shower running outside the room.
>”We will all leave in 45 minutes to maybe an hour.” Rarity says. “Put this on.”
>She hands you the tuxedo.
>It honestly looks a lot better than before, smells nice because it’s clean.
“Wow.”
>”I know right?”
“This is really well done.”
>”Put it on, darling.”
>You slip out of the robe, remembering that you barely have anything on.
>But you remember a couple of seconds too late.
>Your towel slips off with the robe and falls to the floor.
>Leaving your whole naked body before Rarity.
>Her jaw drops when she sees the length of a certain part of you.
>”Wahaha!”
“Oh shit, I’m sorry.”
>”Sorry for what? It was an honest mistake. I should have given you something to wear under that, it was my fault, dear.”
>You hold the towel over your dick that starts to erect itself again.

>>30697924
>You have a feeling that not all of this was an accident.
>Not much spaghetti since you’re kind of enjoying this.
>”It’s alright darling, I won’t tell anyone.”
“Can I put the tux on?”
>”Of course.”
>She hands it to you.
>You’re a horny little pervert now with your cock all hard.
>You “accidentally” let go of the towel and reveal your erect dick once again.
“Oh, fuck.”
>Pretend to try to reach it and then give up and cover yourself with your suit.
>You see Rarity’s face blush, but she doesn’t look embarrassed.
“I’m sorry about that, I’m a little clumsy today.” You apologize.
>Rarity just smiles at you.
“I’ll just put the suit on now.”
>”That was on purpose, wasn’t it?” Says Rarity with a smile.
>You freeze in place and feel yourself reach full mast in one millionth of a second.
>”It’s okay, Anon. I understand what’s going on here.”
“You do?”
>Rarity steps closer to you and bites her lip.
>This is getting interesting now.
>You don’t know whether to move the suit away.
>”After all, I was the one who started it in the first place. I have no one to blame but myself.” Admits Rarity.
>You now know it’s okay to move the suit out of the way.
>You do so, and Rarity starts to touch it.
>She feels how long and hard you are.
>She puts an arm around you and starts to feel more of you.
>You feel a rush of joy wash over you.
>”As I already said, I won’t tell anyone.”
>Just now you hear the shower switch off.
>Rarity’s eyes get wide as she remembers.
>”Of course, we’ll have to let Sweetie have her go first. I suppose… perhaps.”
>She feels your cock again and realizes it’s too late to just make it go away.
>Sweetie Belle can be heard singing to herself and getting ready to leave the bathroom.

>>30697930
Stealth fuck is a-go

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Previously: https://pastebin.com/vrxqd0z8

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>Your hand was firmly placed on Rainbow Dash’s chair as you tried your best not to succumb to vertigo.
>The field of view at the helm was amazing, and from your point right behind the pilot you could really appreciate the scale of your ship.
>To your left and right you could see the lower wings make their way from the thruster engine barrels, angled down about 30 degrees from the main body before concluding in weight equalization compartments built for atmospheric flight.
>Thankfully, Excalibur hadn’t been required to enter the atmosphere of a planet yet.
>You had a feeling it wouldn’t bode well for the ship’s structure anyway.
>In front of you, the thin and sleek bow reached out towards the star blocking your path.
>At the end of it sat the front-facing railgun accompanied by the curved, shielded plating protecting it from any stray debris or other things which could harm it.
>Again, you felt grateful for the fact that you hadn’t found use for it yet.
>Starting an interstellar war was definitely not one of your top priorities at this point.
>Above you, past the top wing and its weight compartment, the immense curved structure slowly made its way towards you.
>It seemed to circle the entire star like a containment field, rotating vigilantly around the only solid body in several lightyears.
>It was hard to make out the details, but some scans have showed it to be a ring-shaped tube which encircled the star, and rotated on 35-day cycles, both on a lateral and horizontal axis.
>How someone could build a structure in this close proximity to a star baffled you, but then again, their technological advancements probably far exceeded yours.

>>30698178
>The fact that you treated this situation with such calmness worried you slightly.
>If this turned out to be what you suspected, it would be an important step for your country... no, your entire planet.
>In truth, you weren’t really ready to accept that responsibility of introducing yourself to another intelligent alien species.
>A new thought crept into your mind.
>What if they aren’t friendly at all?
>Maybe they were looking to extort information about your species and your defences.
>The risk was there that all they wanted to was to destroy you.
>But, in the pursuit of science, everyone on board had agreed that this encounter had to be carried out.
>”500 kilometers till approach, Anon.” Rarity informed you.
>You turned around and started pacing through the lower bridge, addressing the crew.
“Disengage auto cruise, collapse the solar sails.” you ordered. “I trust you can bring us in on impulse, Dash?”
>”No problem!” the pilot enthusiastically saluted you and grabbed a firm hold of the manual control stick.
>You took a standing position in the middle of the bridge where you could see most of the screens and still have a good view of the outside.
>This was something you wouldn’t want to miss.
>”450 kilometers till approach.”
>The ship’s frame shifted as the glittering blue sails retracted into the large wings and the shielding closed them in.
“Alright, bring her in steady.”
>Gently, Rainbow Dash increased engine power, and you felt the world tilt slightly forward as the powerful thruster barrels ignited.
>Slowly, the vessel picked up speed and entered a slow glide.

>>30698183
>”350 kilometers.”
>You observed as the giant ring approached you slowly and several small details were slowly revealed to you on its surface.
>The massive structure soon brought you into its dark embrace as it blotted out the starlight, and its true size became apparent to you.
>”250 kilometers.”
>As the massive star disappeared behind the towering structure, you noticed a long rectangular part of its hull was shimmering in an eerie blue light.
>Four other hollow squares were projected outside if, flickering in a way which appeared to be motioning towards the structure.
>On closer inspection, the rectangle was revealed to actually be hollow, much to your surprise.
>”Anon…” Twilight appeared next to you with a pulsating tablet and directed your gaze to the portside of your ship.
>Again, you were taken aback when you noticed a strange tear-shaped vessel with a blue streak following behind it.
>The surface of what you could only assume was an escort craft glittered in magnificent silver as it reflected the pulsating blue lights from the structure ahead.
>It almost seemed like jewelry, molded with polished and smooth metal.
>The object danced playfully around the ship with impressive maneuverability, curiously observing the Excalibur.
>You found yourself becoming slightly embarrassed, like showing up dressed in a casual outfit at a high class party as Excalibur clumsily spewed out rocket fire from its engines just to keep a stable course.
>You had only seen one other ship at this place, and already you felt like you were flying in a pile of junk.
>And this was supposed to represent the peak of your species technological evolution.
>”150 kilometers.”

>>30698199
“Dash, home in on the glowing section. I think they might want us to dock there.”
>Like a clumsy whale, the ship started rotating by firing its powerful RCS thrusters along the bow.
>It soon became apparent that what looked like a small hollow section on the destination’s hull actually was a gargantuan spaceport, and you could see thousands of ships several times your size laying dormant while small drones buzzed around outside tending to their needs.
>Countless black towers stood tall against the back wall inside the illuminated space, sectioning off areas of all shapes and sizes for ships to dock.
>The sheer diversity of the dormant ships sent your jaw flying towards the ground as you stood there in awe.
>”100 kilometers.”
>You had now passed the threshold of the dock.
>The ring had embraced you fully, and you noticed a transparent blue force separating you and the shipyard from each other.
>Just as Excalibur’s bow came into contact with the field, its entire frame shook violently, and you had to grab a hold of a nearby pole to keep you on your feet.
>Twilight came veering towards you, and with a swift motion you grabbed her shoulder and pulled her close to you, saving her head from knocking into a nearby desk.
“Status report?” you yelled out as the ship finally calmed down.
>”I uhh… seem to have lost control of her.” Rainbow Dash exclaimed, desperately trying to move her flight stick and throttle to no avail.
>”We’re still moving, Anon.” Rarity pointed out from the other side of the bridge.
>You awkwardly helped Twilight get back on her feet before you looked outside.
>The ship seemed to have entered a gentle glide, heading directly towards an empty slot at the very back of the spaceport.
>”I’m detecting a massive energy surge along the hull.” Twilight informed you.
>”I-if I may...” Fluttershy carefully pulled your sleeve in an attempt to gain your attention.

>>30698210
>You turned around and waited for her to continue, although you had to wait for a few seconds before she took the hint.
>”O-oh, well, I’m detecting no system malfunctions. I think this is some sort of tractor beam technology.”
>You stared back in confusion.
>But after mulling it over, you realized it wasn’t outside the realm of possibility.
>From what you had seen, the technology of these species far exceeded anything you had developed at home.
>The new proposal carried you down from your panicked state, and you now noticed your giant hulking mass of a spacecraft gently flying through the crowded dock.
>After having observed the alien vessels closely as you sat along for the ride, you finally noticed an empty spot coming up as you rounded a structure which seemed like someone jammed a bunch of giant metal spikes into a pink slimy ball.
>You watched as the Excalibur slowly slid into place, like a jigsaw puzzle piece fitting perfectly into its slot.
>You had to admit, this port amazed you with its automated logistics, something you would have never dreamt of seeing back home.
>Excalibur eventually came to a full stop, and three giant metal claws emerged from above and gently pressed against the hull, locking it in place.
>You stood still for a second, expecting something else to happen, but the spaceport grew completely dormant.
>Except for the occasional drone flying past, taking some confusing looks at your ship and moving on, nothing else hinted at future events taking place in your vicinity.
“Soooo…” you said after a while.
>”It appears we’ve reached our destination.” Rarity commented.
>”Indeed.” Twilight agreed.
>In the corner of your eye, you noticed some slight movement.
>It was so minuscule that you didn’t even think to pay attention to it at first.
>But when it was almost halfway across your bow, you snapped your head in its direction as it nearly startled you.

>>30698214
>Like a creature curiously sniffing at something new, a white pipe stretching far off into the distance had approached your hull and started poking it.
>You didn’t really know what to think at first, as you stared at it probing every inch of your portside for something.
>”Pardon the intrusion, humans, but could you direct me to your airlocks?”
>In shock, you turned around and emitted a weak “eep”.
>Twilight rolled her eyes at you and looked downwards.
>It took you a few seconds, but after numerous attempts, you finally figured out that she was looking at her own mouth.
>When you also realized that she was unable to move any other body part, you slapped yourself in the forehead, disappointed in your own stupidity.
“Give us a moment, we’ll give you a signal.”
>As if invisible strings were cut from her, Twilight suddenly shook her head and grabbed her temples with both of her hands.
>”Oh, I’m gonna give that Asakitt guy a piece of my mind!” she exclaimed through gritted teeth.
>Your attempt to calm her down was futile, as she paced around the bridge deck almost with visible tufts of steam rising from her head.
>”What gives him the right to intrude on me like that!”
“Look, I’ll talk to him about it, alright?” you said when Twilight finally slouched down in a nearby chair. “At least I think I will... AJ, can you flash the portside airlock emergency lights?”
>With a silent salute, the engineer turned around and typed something on her console.
>Almost immediately, you noticed the pipe shooting off and out of your line of sight.
>You took it as a cue and walked towards the front of the bridge so that everyone could see you.
“Well, what do you all say we go greet our new interstellar… uh… ‘friends’?”

>>30698225
>The atmosphere in the chamber grew awkward almost right away.
>The thought that this would be the official first contact with an alien species on behalf of humanity probably hadn’t occurred to anyone yet.
>You weren’t quite ready for it yourself, but at this point it was inevitable.
>Steeling yourselves, the entire crew made their way to the port side maintenance airlock and outfitted yourself with your spacesuits and oxygen supply to last you quite a while.
>Who knows what kind of environment they had engineered on board the station.
>Better to be safe than suffocating, as Applejack used to say during your orbital maintenance checks before leaving Earth.
>All of you stood in the airlock for a few minutes in silence, looking at each other.
>The reality had finally caught up to you.
>With heavy breaths you tried to calm down your beating heart, but it kept on striking hard against your ribs.
>At several points your visor became so foggy you had to drain your helmet.
>Finally, you grabbed the release handle and looked at your friends.
>When they all nodded, you pulled the lever, and instantly the red room lit up in a bright white light.
>Shielding your eyes, you turned towards the circular exit and noticed the tube that had attached itself to your ship was, in fact, a ridiculously long tunnel.
>With careful steps, you slowly made your way onto the floor which seemed to be composed of a strange grating of sorts.
>It felt solid as you applied your weight to it.
>Nearly ominously so.
>You didn’t even feel a slight wobble as you curiously walked around inside the nearly three meter tall tube, and it felt strange when you thought about how long this tunnel stretched across empty space.
>Some distance in you looked behind you and saw your crew loyally at your heels.
>They seemed just as nervous and curious as you, staring at the glass-like white surface which covered the tunnel.

>>30698232
>After having walked in a straight line for around five minutes you arrived in front of a large metallic gate.
>It had complex engravings all over the two-piece door, but there was no way you could possibly make out what they meant.
>As the last crew member arrived into the narrow chamber, an aperture-like gate closed the tunnel off behind you.
>After nervously standing around for a few seconds, a crack in the metal door ahead revealed itself with the hiss of pressurized gas being released.
>Slowly, like a dramatic movie scene, the two chrome doors slid apart in tune with the sound of heavy mechanical parts ticking inside the walls, and as your eyes adjusted to the light your entire crew gasped in awe of the sight before you.
>Past the doorway, a shimmering pavilion was laid out, covered in a matte amber material.
>Four thick pillars stretched upwards, colliding with the bottom of another floor far above you.
>They seemed almost organic in nature as if it had been grown, with rounded edges and no straight lines to be seen anywhere.
>But most impressive was what laid ahead outside the platform.
>Beyond the railing of the terrace ahead, a giant silver wall towered on the other side of a massive gap in the middle of the station.
>Floor upon floors revealed epic diversity, like someone had taken a knife and cut through a planet-wide shopping center.
>You couldn’t even begin to comprehend everything that was going on on the other side.
>Stepping up to the edge, you noticed just how far down the central ravine stretched.
>The curvature of the station was also apparent from your vantage point.
>As you followed the bottom with your eyes, eventually you met with a thick fog which obscured most of the structure past it except the outlines of the floors.
>Looking up, you saw a large curved window giving you a good look at the outside, mainly the star which covered most of the view.

>>30698237
>Crossing the ravine were hundreds of bridges of all shapes and sizes.
>They seemed quite active, with an ocean of shapes drifting across them.
>They linked the two sides of the station together so it seemed kind of obvious that they would be.
>Moving through them along the empty ravine were countless different crafts, each looking equally alien.
>They zipped around and through the gaps between the bridges like nimble insects.
>Each had their own purpose for being there, but you couldn’t even begin to imagine what that might be.
>You turned around and saw your friends looking around just as dumbfounded as you.
>Their eyes were darting around, always finding something new and more interesting to look at than the previous thing.
>You walked past them, but they didn’t seem to notice you.
>Staring down the seemingly endless hallway on both sides, you saw nobody coming to greet you.
>In fact, the entire floor felt absent, devoid of life.
>You started worrying if they thought you were the hostile ones, and if they were hiding to observe you.
>It appeared that the crew weren’t equally worried about this as you, so maybe it was just your way of rationalizing things.
>”Anon.” A voice called for you.
>You turned to see Fluttershy pointing upwards.
>As you followed her gesture, you saw seven small silver orbs floating above you, each with three holes in a triangle shape at the bottom.
>They were hanging silently in the air, swaying in sync with each of the crews movements.
>You took a step to the right, and as you expected, the orb followed suit, perfectly like it was attached to you.
>”I’m reading… atmosphere. No, oxygen!” Rarity said in shock.
>You turned to her in surprise.
“Wait… Are you serious?”
>”I believe she speaks the truth, my earthly friends!”

>>30698240
>The new addition to your conversation made everyone turn around.
>A large creature emerged from a door in the wall which was previously invisible to you.
>By your estimates, the creature appeared to tower about two and a half meters.
>It also seemed to have the body of what looked like a centaur, with two limbs attached to its torso which you presumed to be arms, complete with fingers and opposable thumbs.
>Its lower body had four massive legs ending in circular stumps like that of an elephant.
>On top of its shoulders sat a rather small head with a likeness you could only compare to a moose without its antlers.
>Hanging on both sides of his head were two long flaps which you assumed were ears.
>Its whole body was covered in long fur with strange red and white patterns, and to top it all off, two small horns just barely peeked above the coat on his head.
>It was impossible to see any eyes, as they were obscured with two massive hair growths sticking out where you presumed they would be.
>It also had what you could only assume was a long white mustache hanging down below its snout.
>The creature stopped in front of you and stroked its chin thoughtfully.
>All of you stood there in silence and waited for a reaction.
>Suddenly, the creature made a short guttural noise and the corners of his mouth moved away from each other.
>Was that supposed to be a chuckle and a smile?
>”Humans!” it suddenly said in a deep rumbling voice while moving his hands out. “My name is Asakitt. I welcome you to The Concord.”
>It motioned towards the impressive view while putting his other arm behind his back.
>You were quite impressed how well this Asakitt mimicked your language.
>”I have no doubt you have many questions. You are free to roam the ring as you see fit!”

>>30698248
>You looked back to your crew, and they all returned your gaze with worrying glances of their own.
>”Oh, and I was told to inform you that your natural breathing environment has been replicated successfully. You won’t require those helmets as long as you stay aboard our station, friends.”
>You eyed your friends, and they looked around on each other as well.
>It felt like a standoff.
>Who would dare to remove their helmets first?
>Finally, you sighed and grabbed the edges of your own.
>With a worried audience, you slowly unscrewed the safety locks and lifted it above your head.
>Once it came off, you inhaled deeply, more for show than anything.
>The air felt sweet, like a distant field in the morning, untouched by modern society’s pollution.
>Surprised that they had been able to replicate it this well, an involuntary smile grew on your face.
>Seeing this, your crew one by one removed themselves from the safe confines of the spacesuit helmets and tasted the air around them.
>As they breathed, you noticed the orbs started hissing, and it became clear to you that they were the ones generating the atmosphere around you.
>For once, it felt like you had entered a safe space, that you had found some sort of understanding with these beings.
>You turned to the large creature behind you to thank him, but were cut off before you could say anything.
>”Now with that out of the way, I would like to have a word with your commander alone. I believe we have some things to discuss.”
>Asking Asakitt to wait a second, you gathered all your friends a few paces away from him in a circle around you.

>>30698255
“Alright, we need a few rules when it comes to all of this.” you told them.
>”Oh come on.” Rainbow Dash exclaimed in dismay. “We’re not twelve!”
>”Maybe not, but we don’t want to cause trouble because of misunderstandings.” Twilight defended you.
>Rainbow dash pouted and crossed her arms.
>”Fine…” she finally said reluctantly.
“You can do whatever you want, of course, just don’t eat anything weird before you scan it or do anything that’s illegal back home just in case. And most importantly, stick together.”
>After the crew gave you their word to stay safe, you watched as they wandered off down the corridor together with the orbs hovering above them.
>Once they were out of sight, you turned and saw Asakitt observing you with curiosity.
>You scratched your head as you approached him.
>At least you presumed it was a he.
“I uhh…“ you finally said. “We were trained back home on how to act around alien lifeforms, but this is way above my pay grade.”
>Asakitt cocked his head to the side.
>”Yes, I am sure this is quite a lot to take in.”
>You looked out over the ravine and nodded.
“I guess we went from oblivious to overwhelmed in just a few minutes.”
>Asakitt walked up next to you where you stood leaning over the railing.
>The sheer diversity of absolutely everything you saw almost felt like sensory overload to you, and you quickly turned around.
>Looking up at Asakitt, he seemed to proudly observe everything as if he saw it all for the first time.
“So what is this ‘Concord’ anyway?” you inquired.
>The massive creature turned his attention to you and smiled.
>”Walk with me.” he motioned towards the corridor opposite of the way your friends went.

>>30698261
>You followed him as instructed, quietly observing the impressive logistic of his legs stomping around on the floor.
>It felt more like a spider than a horse to you, each stump hitting the ground individually in perfect cycles.
>”This station was built as a symbol of peace.” Asakitt’s deep voice snapped you out of your thoughts.
>Looking up at him, you could see him observing you back.
>”A long time ago, most species aboard this station was at war with each other. They fought for precious commodities, clashing ideologies or misunderstandings. After one of them developed super weapons which could tear stars apart, we knew it was time to end it all or we would surely meet our demise. The Concord was created to ensure a mutual ground where all peaceful species could walk.”
“So it’s like a forum.” you suggested.
>Asakitt nodded.
>”Of course, this concept is entirely within your realm of understanding.” Asakitt chuckled to himself. “This is a place where everyone can come to discuss, trade or socialize.”
>These aliens had managed to achieve things not even you could among yourselves, you thought.
>It was quite obvious why you were brought to this place.
>But you still had some burning questions.
“Why are you showing us all of this now?”
>”It has been a rule of our governing forces not to intervene with non-spacefaring species, as it would destroy the natural progression of their culture. Your planet, however, is the source of many a discussion on that topic.”
“And why is that?”
>”Well, let’s just say you have been visited quite often during your years of development.”
>You stopped in your tracks.
>What was he implying?
>Asakitt noticed you weren’t by his side anymore and stopped as well.
“What do you mean?”

>>30698268
>The alien raised his eyebrows, seemingly surprised you got hung up about the issue.
>”I’m afraid I’m not at liberty to discuss that.” he said after a while.
>Your mind started drifting towards all the tales you had read about of alien encounters that had been suppressed by Homefront.
>That was when you started to remember Sweet Apple Acres.
“Can you at least answer one question?”
>Asakitt looked down, seemingly deep in thought.
>After a few moments, he turned back towards you.
>”I am sure I can make one exception.
“June 9th 2018 local time, a rotating craft appeared over my friends farm. I want to know what it was doing there.”
>Asakitt chuckled again.
>”Pardon me, but I would have to look it up in the registry to answer that. But you have my word that I will do so as soon as I am able to.”
>You sighed, more in slight disappointment than relief.
>”We really should not be discussing unsolicited visits to your planet. There are more pressing matters I’m afraid.”
>You raised an eyebrow.
“What could you hope to gain from us? Compared to all of this we’re pretty underdeveloped.”
>”That is true, but it has been brought to my attention that one of your crew members does not function as a natural human.”
“Are you talking about Twilight?”
>”Yes, I believe that is her name. When I contacted you, your reactions was not what I had expected, but it was the only interface we were compatible with. We believed that was your natural way of communicating.”
“No, that isn’t the case here…”
>”Would you care to explain?”
>Asakitt motioned towards a corridor leading further into the station, away from the ravine.

>>30698273
>You walked over to his side and he lead you down the path.
>It seemed like an abandoned section, and the walls were absent of any doors or arches leading to other rooms.
>You found comfort by brushing it off as being the same types of doors as Asakitt had entered through, seeming like they were at one with the walls.
“Well,” you continued. “We were investigating gravitational anomalies on a planet when her group came across ancient ruins. Their report stated that the crystal in question was floating on an altar before the chamber suffered an explosion. Twilight was apparently struck through the chest and survived. Humans can’t live without a heart, but it seems like the crystal is keeping her present even without life signs.”
>”I see…” Asakitt mulled.
>He grew quiet, mulling over what you had just told him.
>”It seems she has suffered the fate of an old weapon. I can’t say we are familiar with its origin, but we have sightings of similar ruins. Maybe visiting them will grant you answers.”
>You thought about his suggestion.
>During your travels, all you had come across was nothing but destruction and danger.
>You felt conflicted.
>On one side, you were all primarily scientist, and the pursuit of knowledge should be your primary concern.
>But on the other side, you were only scientists.
>The pursuit of knowledge in this new plane of existence had put your and your crew’s lives in danger so many times during your mission.
>There was also a creeping suspicion that there was more to Asakitt’s suggestion than to save your friend.
“Is this the real reason you brought us here?” you finally said stoically.
>Asakitt seemed confused by your statement as he cocked his head once again.
>”I must have misunderstood you previously. You did not appear in this star system on your own accord?”

>>30698285
>Your slight frown vanished in an instant as he said those words.
>It felt clear to you that this creature acted genuine, though you couldn’t tell if it was due to differing cultural habits or if he was actually speaking the truth.
>But what reason would he have to be lying to you?
“Let me get this clear. You didn’t guide us here with those cryptic coordinates?”
>”I’m afraid I am unfamiliar with what coordinates you speak of. Had we wanted you to come here this soon we would have been quite obvious about it.”
>You fell silent, your mouth half agape.
>Here you stood, certain that you had met those pulling the strings.
>But now, your goal seemed to drift farther away by the second.
>This was quite obviously where you had been guided, and now it became clear to you that this was only another piece of the puzzle.
>”It seems something else is guiding you, and all the evidence points back to your friend Twilight and her condition.”
“Yeah, I think that was pretty clear.”
>”Ah… sarcasm. How amusing!”
>This really didn’t feel like the right time to be making jokes.
>”Do excuse me, we may have an understanding of your language, but your ways are still a mystery to us.”

>>30698296
“What do you suggest?”
>”The ruins I spoke of are still an option.” Asakitt reached for a belt which hung wrapped around his waist and pulled out a clear and shining orb. “Follow it, or blaze your own path forward. It’s up to you I suppose.”
>You reached up and took the orb in your hands.
>Touching it felt like the surface of a still lake, and in your perception you believed your gloves were getting wet.
>When reaching down to dry them off on your suit, there were no sign of them being damp at all.
>Looking into it, the way it refracted the light appeared hypnotizing, as you twisted and turned it around to observe the various paths the light took as it bounced around playfully inside the ball.
>Asakitt chuckled to himself, amused by your reaction to his foreign technology.
>”It is quite a common reaction. If your crystal works the way we predict it, touching it with the orb will give you all the data you need to find the ruins.”
>You stopped rotating the orb and looked at Asakitt with a worried expression.
“Last time we received data from the crystal it knocked Twilight unconscious. I wouldn’t wish more danger on my crew.”
>”Oh, do not worry. If any of you fall ill, return here and we will see to it that you receive proper treatment.”
>You sighed in relief.
>There were no guarantee these people had any remote understanding of your biology, but just the fact that you had any allies out here lifted some weight off your shoulders.
>”Now.” Asakitt announced. “I have some more things I wish to discuss with you.”
>You looked up at Asakitt, who motioned for you to follow him down the corridor again.
>”Have you ever heard of World Eaters?”

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Next part won't hopefully be this long, but it'll also be the end of Chapter 4 as I've said previously. That is all.

>>30698322
Whoa that's a lot of green. Not that I'm complaining.

Aw man, the WM thread died.

>>30698401
It was lost during the raid, wasn't it? Also, it was over 450, so that's pretty damn good nearing the end.

>>30698536

What raid? Did it happen yesterday?

>>30698583
/b/ happened.

>>30698618

Fuck.

>>30698618
I'm surprised that pony hate is still a thing.

>>30698647
S E V E N Y E A R S

>>30684895
It's a fucking giraffe!

To post the Waifu Wars thread or to not post the Waifu Wars thread, that is the question.

Also, there's a lot of great greens going on.

>>30699672
Agreed

>>30698322
Great update, man. I'm really anticipating the next one now.

>>30698322
That's a big update

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>>30699672
True that.
Almost too much to read all at once.

>>30684565
Her boob looks like a grandma boob.
Too saggy.

>>30676663
Why does it look as if Fluttershy is smelling RDs foot?

>>30695232
Bloody hell*

>>30701980
That was to be expected.

Do you think its believable that Applejack is really ripped and it just doesn't come across in the art style?

>>30703945
I don't like to think of her as some kind of muscle girl or something, but obviously she'd be crazy strong compared the average CHS student.

>>30703860
Whats that from? Or is it fanmade?

>>30704084
It's fanmade. But it's based on the beginning of Legend of Everfree where SciTwi has a dream about Midnight Sparkle.

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>>30704156
Ah right, thanks anon

>>30704013
I imagine she'd be able to beat up most guys.

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>>30704614
That's a cute Flutters.

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>>30698322
Looking forward.

>>30709250
>>30707534
and samefag
dead thread boyos

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>>30706925
We need more ponk in this thread

>>30712593
Anything will do at this point.

>>30712597
Well we do have Lilith and the Rarity green. Both of which I am enjoying thoroughly.

>>30713370
>Rarity green
I wonder what happened to him. He disappeared after Lilith started dumping his green.

>>30713370
Why do so many people keep forgetting about FiftyShades and NaOH and not even mentioning them when we list writefags that have posted recently? This is a pattern I've noticed a it.