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Incestuous Relationships Thread

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"Velvet has it going on." edition

Previous thread: >>30594750

Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6
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You idiot it's "lonely GILF Velvet"
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why are the stories always older female/younger male

stop this
STOP IT
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>>30619689
She didn't get pregnant from Anon yet, so its correct.
>>30619702
No one wants to oust the ones of shit taste, nothing to be done about it.
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>>30619669
>You will never be really blatant about your relationship with Velvet
>Your older siblings Shining and Twilight will never be really uncomfortable when you casually kiss your mom on the lips
>Twilight will never start blushing when Velvet moans into your mouth and wraps an arm around your neck to hold you close
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>>30619702
because if it was the other way around it'd be evil maledom ree
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>>30619702
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>>30619702
Shut up, Fluttershy. You aren't my real dad.
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>>30619702
>He doesn't remember the little sister Diamond Tiara thread and Cousin Bonnie thread where she is two years younger than Anon.
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>>30619736
I miss those stories, why don't we have more of it?
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>>30619702
Maybe if you put your hat in the ring during the end of the thread voting instead of complaining you would see results by now.
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>>30619702
>>30612658 has a few ideas that could be older Anon/younger family member. Flitter and Cloudchaser could be Anon's younger twin sisters, and Anon's own niece would most likely be younger than he is.
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I'll ask again; is the Suncest fic (first in the pastebin) still being written?
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>>30619702
>>30619757
Maybe one day, friends. Maybe one day.
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>>30619766
We don't know, probably not.
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>>30619766
Unfortunately, probably not.
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>>30619766
Chances are if you find some unfinished fics that they're either abandoned or their author gonna return in a month or two and write some terribly unfitting continuation before disappearing again without delivering any actual ending.
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Gonna post my two cents again since it was the tail end of the thread.
Spitfire would seem interesting if we were going for the narrative that she's Anon's older sister who she loves but doesn't get to see him much due to being deployed in the military. After a recent tour results in her becoming injured, and the reintroduction to civilian life is wrought with struggles, Anon becomes her sole anchor of dependency. Eventually Spitfire finds herself unintentionally falling for her younger brother, which complicates matters even further.
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>>30619865
You just copy pasted the post from last thread. Also
>Stupid rubber
I expect her to say the exact same thing when she gets with Anon.
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>>30619865
Just to be clear. Any one can write about anything, it's just thread needs a theme of some kind.
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>>30619906
And that's how their deformed hellspawn was conceived.
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>>30619865
How bad she is she injured.
>Her fighter jet was shot down and crashed.
>She survived, but got shrapnel in her leg and some burns on her skin.
>The doctors got most of the shrapnel out, but some has to stay in to prevent more tissue damage and she needs a year or two physical therapy to be able to walk on it.
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>>30619865
I really like this idea, but the slutty thing some other anons suggested triggers my autism. To counter that, I'm gonna suggest Spitfire got a Dear Jane letter early/mid deployment from her boyfriend/fiancé/husband, and Anon was the only one she could go home to.

I've got zero experience writing here, but I'm really feeling this so I might see what I can do later tonight. No promises though.
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>>30619994
Combine this with >>30619967
And you got yourself a story.
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>>30619994
I have no military knowledge and google is turning up nothing, what does this stuff mean?
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>>30620035
It means she got fucking cheated on and left for another woman.
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>>30620035
A Dear John/Dear Jane letter is when your significant other breaks up with you mid deployment. IIRC, most combat deployments tend to last around nine months, and depending on where you are in the world and what your units role is, it's not uncommon to go long periods of time without being able to communicate with your loved ones.
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>>30619994
>>30619967
This sounds like a story fit for a feels trip
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>>30620098
>Despite being right out of high school Anon has to take care of your sister by taking her to physical therapy and making sure she gets up and the down the stairs.
>Which kinda embarrasses her a bit because she was the top of her class in Air Force training and now she has her little brother help her get through god damn stairs.
>It doesn't help that bastard of a fiancé dumped and cheated on her while she was in the fucking desert.
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>>30620160
Do you think she would prefer to drink the pain away? Would Anon worry finding her in a drunken stupor saying things she really shouldn't be to her kid brother?
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>>30620238
>Spitfire collapses against Anon and sobs into his chest
>Drunkenly says that he's the only guy in the world who still loves her
>Mumbles about how she wishes he wasn't related to her
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>>30620238
>>30620257
>Fuck you don't like when she drinks like this.
>She tells you how her fighter squadron got killed and somehow she has survived.
>Shit, she basically told you that she has survivor guilt while drunk.
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Give me a story you want to see and I'll write it
Feeling it today.
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Although I'm not complaining to much about it can we have a story where the incest isn't started because someone got drunk and confessed
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>>30620285
Write the Spitfire green everyone is talking about, then, nigger.
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>>30620285
Workaholic mama Chrysalis gets a week off and spends some "Quality" time with her son
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>>30620298
>Write the Spitfire green everyone is talking about, then, b-baka.
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>>30620284
I would hug her and never ever let go.
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>>30620238
>anon finds Spitfire in her bed surrounded by empty beer cans and bottles of booze
>there's some bile in the small trash can next to her bed
>when anon asks what she's doing, she's begins ranting about how worthless she is now, how she's forced to leech off her little brother
>with drunken, angry tears she starts yelling that those ragheads should have finished the job
>that her squad should have just left her there to die
>that death would be better than sitting around all day like a failure, praying that one day she'll be able to walk into the kitchen without collapsing from the pain in her knee
>anon open palm slaps her face before yanking her into a tight embrace
>he tells her that she should be ashamed of herself for giving up so easily
>what would her squad think?
>what would dad think?
>what was he supposed to think?
>he tells her that she's stronger than this
>just because she was out of the sandbox doesn't mean she was alone
>he'd always be there to watch her back
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>>30620296
How do you think it would go? Anon tries to hold an intervention about Spitfire's worrying spiral into alcoholism, which in turn lands them into a heated argument with her saying she didn't wish feel all these things. She didn't ask to outlive all her comrades, or to see her best friend since high school to throw her aside, to go from top of her class to feeling as weak like a defenseless baby, or to feel as safe and comfortble as she does in her brother's arms, or to think about how nice it would feel to be his first because it's the only thing she'd feel like she'd have control over.
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>>30620285
Spitfire, please.
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>>30620469
>Or to think about how nice it would feel to be his first because it's the only thing she'd feel like she'd have control over.
"I had no idea that you thought of me like that, Spitfire."
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I wonder if Spitfire would worry that the only reason she felt so strongly about her brother was because he was taking care of her? Anon was her shelter from the storm, so it only makes sense that she's latch onto him emotionally. She'd feel so guilty every time "I love you" passed her lips, and her guts would clench painfully whenever she'd see the way those words made Anon smile. I like to think that after months of successful rehabilitation, she'd realize that she still felt strongly for Anon even after she was able to walk around on her own and take care of herself.
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>>30620651
Then afterwards since Anon and Spitfire only have each other, she suggests that they should get married.
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>>30620651
>Spitfire puts up a strong face, but is near cripplingly insecure about her feeling for her brother and wether they are legitimate or not

how far down this rabbit hole are we going to go before we drown this thread with our tears
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>>30620651
>Spitfire thinks if her little brother gets her pregnant he'll stay with her.
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>>30620698
Shallow enough that a happy ending is guaranteed. There'd be a dawning moment of realization where it becomes clear that her feelings for her brother are still genuine, and that she really loves him. Please don't make me sadder than I already am.
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>>30620736
>It works, but not for the reason she thought it would
>He already loves her
>He already wants to stay with her
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>"Come on Anon don't you want to feel good?"
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Do you think Spitfire would be an overprotective mom of her incest baby.
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>>30620874
Maybe until she's convinced (via moving to a new city) that nobody would ever suspect her baby was conceived vis a vis incestuous shenanigans. After that, she'd encourage it to get into sports and follow in her footsteps.
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>>30620940
>Anon tells her they have the same last name. They'll think they are married.
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>>30620978
It's like that one story with Derpy and Anon, where Dinky thinks that her older siblings are actually her parents. That one was really sweet. Anyone have a link to it?
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>>30620698
>You have to sleep in the same bed because Spitfire has night terrors and you have to wake her up then tell her everything is ok.
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>>30620070
Dear John/Jane has nothing to do with anything military.
It's just a letter left behind when you get back from any kind of trip that your significant other wrote so they don't have to break up with you to your face or over the phone.
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>>30619702
I mostly write about younger sisters... i have a younger aunt idea
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>>30619772
This faggot did a younger sister Trixie green.

https://pastebin.com/WyG04cdv
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>All this Spitfire positivity
you guys aren't going to like her cameo in my story...
>>30621281
uhhhh no dude, a dear john letter is a military cliche. you don't get it when you get back, that makes no sense. you get it when you're out. nobody leaves a letter behind and waits til the day you get home for you to find out you're meeting nobody. that'd be crueler than cruel
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>>30621281
It may not exclusively apply to the military, but it's pretty commonly believed that the term originated from servicemen around the time of the world wars.
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>>30621338
Thanks, I'll take a look.
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>>30621350
O.K., I admit it probably has military origins, but it was still used a lot by regular people.
Dude, goes on a business trip for a week, comes back to an empty house with just a note left behind.
>>30621350
>nobody leaves a letter behind and waits til the day you get home for you to find out you're meeting nobody. that'd be crueler than cruel
Bitches can be cruel when the love is gone.
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>>30621439
I've just never heard the term used outside of the military. It's no big deal though.
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>>30621421
Fair warning, don't go into it expecting a long read. I think the writefag intended it to be a one-off fap-bait green.
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>>30621350
>>All this Spitfire positivity
>you guys aren't going to like her cameo in my story...
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>>30621455
That's a shame. Oh well.
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That Spitfire idea really needs to be a green.
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>>30621338
>"Tr.. I was saving myself for you, big brother.."
What are you doing to me!?

>"Anon! Ohhh Anon! I'm close! So close!"
"Fuck.. Me too Trixie! I gotta pull out!"
>"N-NO! Inside! Do it inside Trixie! Fill Trixie's womb with your seed! I DEMAND YOUR CUM INSIDE ME!"
Dick has achieved diamond status
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>>30621501
I think someone's working on it
i hope someone's working on it
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>>30621510
Writefag here. Leg-locking is my fetish.
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All of this sister Spitfire talk, it seems like everyone forgot about how this semen demon is your mother.
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>>30621439
No I mean literally nobody does that. You send the message to them so they can find out BEFORE they get home, so they have no chance to retaliate until you're far away
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>>30621478
Let's just say.. eh.. i'll get around to it
I just picked an orange pone
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>>30621501
>>30621529
We really need a feel story here.
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>>30621540
>Cougar auntie Stormy Flare is happy that her nephew Anon is getting along with her daughter
>He's getting a little bit heavy-handed with his compliments... which isn't to say that an older lady like Stormy wouldn't appreciate them
>A "I can see where Spitfire gets her good looks" here
>A "You look so much more beautiful when you let your hair down" there
>Maybe a little bit of touching that's technically platonic but feels awfully intimate
>A kiss on the cheek just just grazes the corner of cougar auntie's mouth
All Anon really needs to bang Stormy Flare is a hot and heavy evening of teasing touches and compliments, a bit of boxed wine, and to whisper into her ear "let me show you that you're still beautiful"

>Later, Anon jokingly insists that Spitfire calls him "daddy"
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>>30621540
>>30621619
>immediately goes back to older women
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>>30619702
>>30621628
Either write something yourself, or refer to here >>30619723
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>>30621628
I'm sorry I like things you don't like, Anon.
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>>30621641
>>30621651
We're younger sisters now, come back later.
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>>30621540
Jesus, don't remind me of that titanic sized jaw monster.
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>30621543
I'm done with you, you just don't get it.

>>30621619
Nice

>>30621628
I wasn't thinking 'instead of', I was thinking more like 'Why not both?'

>>30621675
It just means she can take in your entire dick with little chance of choking.
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>>30621704
>'Why not both?'
I like you.

If you score with Stormy Flare, that means the two of you can put your heads together and figure out a way of convincing Spitfire to participate in a threesome.
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>>30621704
So can a pelican, but you don't see anyone wanting to put their dick in there.
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>>30621748
Don't be rude to your auntie, Anon. She won't let you play with your younger cousin Spitfire if you keep that up, young man.
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>>30621238 #
NEET pone OC. She has her own general at the moment. She's a cutie.
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>>30621884
would appreciate a link to said thread if it's lewd
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>>30621784
Go fill your gullet you underbite having mafucker.
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>>30621927
How dare you. How dare you, sir. In all my years I have never had the misfortune to come across one as uncouth as you are. I must say I am most displeased.
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>>30621886
Here: >>30604406
This thread is fairly new, but the previous one should be linked in the OP. Quite a few stories in the older threads.
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>>30621953
I would definitely a n33tpone. we need to make fluttershy one of those one of these times. like she lives in the city and there are no animals and she just looks at cat pics all day long and maybe a rat gets in and she makes friends with it
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>>30621047
Seconding this
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>>30622045
Sounds pretty cute. I can imagine her shaking with excitement when you tell you you wanna take her to the city zoo
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>Cute derpy story
Found it. No bin, though.

http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29945632/#29974719
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>>30622102
Thanks
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>>30622108
No problem famalam.
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>>30622102
Good man
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>>30621937
He must be taught a severe lession, in who towers above him.
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>>30622175
I will give his knuckles a smart rapping the likes of which he's never seen before. I dare say my cane will get quite the usage this morrow.
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>>30609143
You went to sleep early that night, after finishing your pizza.
>Hopefully tomorrow will be a bit more tame than what it was last time.
>The next morning you wake up.
>Fully clothed this time.
>Good to know you didn't make the same mistake.
>It's early morning though so, no one should be awake.
>Well you brought books might as well read them.
>You grab a book and head towards the living room.
>You sit, or to be more precise lay, comfortably in the lovers seat.
>Reading your favorite book.
>The Once and Future King.
>Nothing can go wrong.
>Suddenly you hear a door silently creep open.
>Must be either your aunt or uncle preparing coffee.
>You hear footsteps coming from the stair.
>You then prepare to say hi to them.
>But it's not your aunt or uncle.
>It's your cousin.
>Trying to "sneak" out of the house.
>At least you assume it's sneaking.
>Judging by the way she's humming a sneaky tune.
>She seems way too busy with this to notice you.
"Flurry. What are you doing?"
>She let out a small gasp as soon as you called out to you.
>"Oh.Nighty. It's just you. Thank God.", She said in a sigh of relief.
"So.... What are you doing?"
>"Oh um.... Nothing... Just.... Going somewhere?"
"Where exactly?"
>"An old beach where your sister and I usually hang out at."
>Now you're interested..
>A private beach just among the two of them.
>Three of you if you play your cards right.
"Can I come too?"
>"Sure. I guess."
"I'll just go get my swimming trunks on th-"
>"No need! Let's go!"
>She then took you to her parents car.
>Maybe she'll buy you a new one or something.
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>>30622199
Gonna slap you upside the head and use you as a replacement for my missing battleship piece. I'm done btw, this is getting cringe and serves no point for the thread.
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>>30622254
>she's humming a sneaky tune.
my sides
>private beach
ohhh yeah
haha I love how naive junior is
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>>30619669
Is Twilight Velvet the hot mom out of the mane 6 moms?
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>>30622294
Dash's mom is pretty hot... but.. no, it's safe to say AJ has the hottest mom
she's just dead
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>>30622301
So this?

Hot List

AJ mom

RD mom

Twi Mom
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>>30619669

Lewd when?
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>>30622316
honestly i'd have to see pics to remind myself. I'm more of a little sister fan, i don't pay attention to last year's model
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>>30622301
>>30622316
I'm not up to date on the show, do they ever show her after she had the apple kids? If not, isn't it unfair to compare her younger self to other legitimate milfs?
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>>30622330
>she ded.
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>>30622330
no.

>Unfair
Probably.
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>>30622342
yeah but i think what he's asking is did we get to see her sometime between giving birth to apple bloom (hehe, right) and dying.. because that would be more fair. fair enough
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>>30622342
>>30622352
This.
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>>30622271
Yes, yes, satisfaction has been obtained. Don't let me see you skulking around this estate again, you ruffian.
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Not counting AJs mom, I think I'd have to say
Rainbows mom
Pinkies mom
Fluttershys mom
Twilights mom
Raritys mom

I'd probably put twilights mom higher if she wasn't just a generic recolor
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>>30622254
>You then arrive at the private beach.
>It looks good.
>Clean.
>Very open and large.
>and all of it is just for you and Flurry.
>You both got of the car.
>Flurry cassrying the stuff necessary in her tote.
>She then got the towels and umbrella set up to for the both of you.
>She even packed snacks for the both of you.
>Alright now this is perfect!
>This amazing beach.
>The nice breeze.
>Cool shade.
>Snacks!
>What could ruin this beach trip?
.....
>Well maybe the lack of a swimsuit.
>Flurry never stopped at any store to buy you a swimsuit or anything.
>Even when you offered to pay.
>You're guessing you're both just hanging out, watching the sun, or contemplating life.
>Might as well ask her.
>You go up to her.
"So, what exactly are we doing here?"
>"Easy.", Flurry replied, "Swim and hang around, like everyone does in a beach."
"But what about our swimsuits?
>"That's the best part."
>She then turned to you.
>You then saw your cousin pull her shirt her shirt off.
>She wasn't even wearing a bra this whole time.
>She then removed her shorts and panties.
>She was standing there naked in front of you.
>"We don't need one.", she said with a smile.
>Your nerves were shocked!
>Oh how you could see it all!
>Her bouncing, well sized breasts.
>Her cute unpopped vagina.
>Her pubic hear shaved to look like a heart just over it.
>He well toned thighs.
>And you swear you might be seeing a tattoo just around her ass.
>Needless to say.
>You have an erection from this.
"Fl-Flurry!! What the heck?!"
>"Relax Nighty.", your cousin said trying to calm you down, "It's a private beach. No one is going to see your junk if you strip down."
"No one except you!"
>"And there is nothing wrong with that. Me and Starburst did this all the time, and no one was pepping in on us. You're fine. Just join in."
"I think I'll just stay in the car and read."
>You said as you got back in.
>"Fine. But you really are missing out."
>She then ran out to the beach to have some fun.
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>>30619669
So i'm plowing Robin Meade.
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>>30622407
junior there is a fine line between shy anime protagonist and titanic faggot. there mus tbe some drops of testosterone in you!
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>>30619702
I have an Anon (in this case actually Hondo Flanks)/Daughter Rarity green going on the past two threads.
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>>30619669
>I'm not even in the thread Pastebin
/technology/ has me in their pastebin and it's been literal years since I wrote there.
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>>30622447
>>30622457
speaking pf pastabin that's twice in a row I forgot to link it
https://pastebin.com/4xXUUUNX
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>>30619669
I want to give her a wedge.
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>>30622407
>You're now back in the car waiting for your cousin to get done.
>You still have your book though.
>Just continue reading.
>That should help distract you.
.....
>Who the hell are you kidding?!
>How can you just ignore that?!
>Try to distract yourself from it is meaningless!
>You watch and stare as your cousin plays in the salty ocean water.
>Her bare, naked body now becoming wet and possibly sticky.
>Making sand much easier to cling on to her.
>Why did you even turn the down?!
>Here you are with your now naked cousin and you're being a complete pussy not even going near that!
>All you're doing is watching from a distance.
>Masturbating in your aunt and uncle's car.
>That's it!!
>You can't take it anymore!
>You have to do this!!
>You then remove all of your clothes!
>You then get out of the car!
>You then run towards your cousin!
>It's decided!
>You're going to fuck your cousin!
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>>30622475
The anon keeping pastebin shows up from time to time. My recommendation is to make at least one post pee thread with your pastebin link and quick text for it to be added.
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>>30622594
>make one post pee thread
but that's not my fetish, incest is
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>>30622407
>Pubic hair.
Is that your fucking fetish or something?!
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Aww our little general has its own shitposters. it's growing up
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>>30622842
>not liking a small tuft of neatly trimmed and styled hair above that doesn't get in the way but decorates nicely
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>>30622889
>not wanting the human body to be 100% as god made it, free of any alterations (but also free of hormonal imbalances)
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>>30622407
>Her cute unpopped vagina.
The hell does that mean?
Is she a virgin or something to that effect?
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>>30622407
>>You then saw your cousin pull her shirt her shirt off.
>pull her shirt her shirt off.
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>>30623008
either that or it means her flower is rather tightly closed at the moment. As recently as the 80s, that kind of thing was considered a sign of unusedness, rather than just individual variation, and for many 'popping the cherry' actually referred to the clitoris and inner labia becoming engorged to the extent that they protruded noticeably.
Not even making it up, go watch some old hentai.
somehow I doubt either this anon or night light junior thinks in those terms, though. that was even before my day.
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>>30623057
>pull her shirt her shirt her shirt her shirt I'M BUYIN' YOU A PIZZA!
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>>30620437
Please?
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>>30622475
Your story is shit
>>30622756
Got a kek though.
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Jeff, where are you muh duder?
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>>30623342
he
is
KILL
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>>30620752
>You will never have slow passionate sex with veteran sister Spitfire.
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Oh wait, spitfire's cameo in my story is positive. it's blaze who is portrayed as a piece of shit.
I literally could not tell them apart so I put them both in. it's not a major role.
I really need to actually write it though. main problem right now is there's no conflict, just a scenario
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>264 lines into >lewd scene
>It's only like 2/3 done
>It's only like 10% into the story I had planned
what did I get myself into?

>>30623334
no u
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>>30623400
>She will never kiss your forehead and say
>"Damn little bro.."
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>>30621338
> >It's not your fault, though. It's in God's Plan: He made the boner so much stronger than a man.
How can I fap after a laugh so hard?
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>>30620698
>come here for the sister Chrysalis green
>it's dead
>It's still dead

FUCK
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>>30623937
Mama Chrysalis is better
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>>30622102
My right eye went Delta do Amazonas from reading so much. My feel went NGC 1277 from reading so cute
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Is onichansfables dead?
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Is anyone doing veteran Spitfire?
If not, i might give it a shot tonight.
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>>30622045
Sounds like it could make an interesting story, even if it doesn't exactly fit Fluttershy's usual established personality.
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>>30624051
Still inferior to sister Chrissy, which at least got green. BTFO
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>>30622545
So is he a faggot or something?
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>>30624771
We had a mother Chrysalis green several threads back. Maybe you weren't around?
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>>30623008
>>Her cute unpopped vagina.
It was a subtle reference to PoppedAnon, clearly. Geez Anon read between the lines.
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>>30622898
Not wanting a bush unkept and tangled.
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>>30623400
>Spitfire is out with Anon
>Something simple and fun, maybe a trip to the beach and getting a cone from a beach-side ice cream parlor
>Some girl who knows Anon from school sees them and walks over to catch up with Anon
>She may or may not be flirting with Anon, but it doesn't matter to Spitfire
>Big sister instincts mixed in with genuine feelings of powerful love (and deep-seated emotional attachment) makes Spitfire's vision go red
>Locked on target
>LOCKED ON TARGET
>THE HUSSY IS IN OUR SIGHTS
>REPEAT, THAT DIRTY SKANK IS WITHIN STRIKING DISTANCE
>Spitfire initiates Operation: Get The Fuck Away From My Boy
>Sidles up next to Anon and wraps an arm around him
>Grabs him by the hip and tugs him night and snug against her side
>Slowly and deliberately nuzzles the side of Anon's head for good measure
"Hey, baby. Who's your friend?"
>She's smiling at Anon's friend, but it's a smile that promises horrible things
>Anon's friend's survival instincts kick in at the look being sent her way and she sputters while she tries to think of an answer that will allow her to live
"Oops... You've got a little bit of ice cream on you there, Nonny."
>Word of note: the ice cream on Anon's face may not actually exist, and it may be an excuse to establish a pecking order over Anon's friend
>Still making eye-contact with Anon's friend, Spitfire leans in and licks the offending/non-existent bit of frozen treat off of Anon's face, making sure that her tongue grazes the corner of her brother's mouth
>Now that dominance has been established, Spitfire puts on a big grin and introduces herself to Anon's friend, using her full military title (minus the last name she shares with Anon)
>A bead of sweat drips down the girl's face, passing her nervously twitching eye
>Operation Get The Fuck Away From My Boy is a complete success
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>>30625219
More?
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>>30619702
There was a story about old Anon on young. Anon fucked a baby. Does that not appease you?
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>>30620799
I knew one day my dick would get me in trouble
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>>30623911
Wasn't there a video of fluttershy singing that?
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>>30625525
That one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLwrkjVuHow
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>>30625529
No. Someone was doing her voice while singing it. I've never seen that video before and now regret seeing it.
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>>30625536
Then I have only this for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDWp9IC1ZxI
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>>30623450
yeah i wish shorter stories were more.. fun.. for people. because it's what i prefer writing
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>>30623911
>word bubble pointing to crotch "mea culpa"
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>>30625495
define "baby"
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>>30625206
nah youve gotta at least brush it.. or ask me to do it for you. assuming it's not already rabbit-soft and naturally tangle-free like mine
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>>30625143
Who is PoppedAnon?
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>>30625745
> rabbit-soft and naturally tangle-free like mine
What are you, 12? Around 16 it gets as thick and tangled as a beard, and she's way past that. It's not an armpit, nigger.
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>>30619702
Lolifags need to get gassed
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>>30625804
It's you who want him to mean loli, while we could already be working on jailbait age. Or even 20yr shut-in/nerd/workaholoc, it's not uncommon
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>>30625785
my beard tangles, but my pubes never have. they're soft and nice, even if they are thick and wiry kinda. Yours get tangled? that kinda sucks dude.
I mean if you get dried cum in them yeah that'll tangle..
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>>30625813
Anything under 18 is loli you pedo
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>>30625814
You're just do not have enough testosterone in blood, that's why.
And those assumptions that dried cum gets hair to tangle gives up more of your illnesses, normal cum does not get spread over all surface, it just dries as one drop. Or maybe you really are 12.

>>30625823
What's with the midget land residents everywhere?
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>>30625767
I've got about 6 tabs open monitoring different threads. I got my writefags mixed up.
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>mama chrysalis is slightly protective
>whenever you go on a date, she transforms into your date and makes your date forget about the date
>she does this to get close to you since puberty
>you catch her in the act one day
>she explains, good feels, and sex
>you only go on dates with her from then on
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>>30625823
>australian detected
>>30625840
Technically right now I am suffering from deficiency, yeah. Long story. Read the side-effects on shit you take, man. But Previously I had the world's mightiest boosh, and it never tangled then either
>Dries as one drop
yeah no shit. And if that one drop dries on a spot where two hairs cross, you run your fingers through it and fuckin' ow, you've yanked a hair or two. semen is a decently-powerful protein-based glue.
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>>30625823
>this is what europoors and australians ACTUALLY believe

Kek
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>>30625900
U wot? Isn't the age of consent in Germany like 15 or 16? Don't know about Australia, but I was under the impression that a lot of European nations had a lower age of consent than the U.S.
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>>30625890
Shit happens.
The point is, more you have of it, more your hair everywhere become. Face, chest, dick, you name it. And thicker the single hair becomes, more these fuckers curl, last time I've been miles from nearest razor for whole summer I seriously considered just sharpening some rocks to get rid of it.

How is being a protein-based glue makes it make hair tangle? Furthermore, doesn't your country offer central water supply to wash it after you're done?
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>>30625916
Inb4 you get arrested for saving fictional little girls on your PC
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>>30625927
P-please anon, that's not funny
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>>30625927
For this idiocy you should rather visit Russia. Our government even tried blocking derpibooru for CMC porn because it is GRAPHICAL RESEMBLANCE OF UNDERAGE PERSON OR DRESSED AS ONE INVOLVED IN GRAPHICAL OR this is the best part IMPLIED ACT OF SEXUAL NATURE. Europe didn't get a fucking permille of this.
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>>30625948
I've read into a bit of how Russia went about controlling its internet. From what little I remember, they didn't care at first that people would use vpns and such to bypass the blocks they set up, but now they're want to set up infrastructure that's wholly controlled in house that detects the use of vpns/tor and blocks their access at the source.
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>>30625948
No but they will eventually.
>>30625926
What, you've never jacked off in bed, gone back to sleep, and woken up with a few hairs glued together?
Dude I'm the baron of hair, I've got Weird Al in a leg lock down there, and aside from some dingleberries as a teen before I adapted to my newly grown ass fluff and learned to wipe even more thoroughly than before, none of it ever tangles on its own the way my mane and beard do. I've never heard of tangled pubes before.
But if they did, yeah, just comb 'em.. right?
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>>30625219
kek
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>>30626018
Basically all this fuss is for the show and money frauds with hardware supplies. People do use VPN, after all, it became easy even for no-brainers, and then they've released a statement about "vpn providers should stop allowing forbidden websites", which technically is pointed only against big commercial players. Owning VPS or using Tor/I2P is still a legal way to access these websites since they cannot forbid _people_ to go there, government can only press providers to cease the access. More bullshittery on the way, do not switch the channel.

>>30626021
No they won't, our idions were able to pull it through just because our law system is still fresh and has much grey zones, and europeans have them both tangled and have more strict terms for shit.

No, when I jack off in bed, I go and wash myself afterwards, it is too gross to sleep in filth for me. Not that my OSD is even at the level of calling it like that, but I try to keep clean. Also jizz leaves stains which form a crust, while I could just have nice clean blanket. It's even easier just to go to bathroom and jack there, since jizz is easily washed from tiles.
Well, lucky you, my bear-tier hair regions force me to shave it or it gets all bushy. While the beard is OK and head just can be washed with a hair conditioner, it's easier just to remove the rest.
Comb what, pubic hair? So they would get messy right after I pull my pants back?
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>>30626021
>dingleberries
>not cleaning up after a wank
You seem like a disgusting person
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>>30626147
It's an interesting read for sure, but I think I'd feel differently if I were on the receiving end of it. It'll be interesting how they go about trying to tighten down on their control as well. Best of luck with it lad.
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>>30626021
>What, you've never jacked off in bed, gone back to sleep, and woken up with a few hairs glued together?
Different Anon here No. Because I jack off into a tissue or something else, and I don't spray my jizz all over myself and then roll over and go to sleep. I also make an effort to properly wipe my asshole after I'm done taking a shit, which is apparently more than you can say.
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Can you take your dick cheese and going to sleep in your own cum stories to the NEET thread or something
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>>30626309
It leaks, come on. It's never perfect even when you clean up
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>>30626252
I specifically said that was years ago before I learned better. Can you read?
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>>30626320
This.

>Your twin sisters Flitter and Cloudchaser will never chase you down on a hot summer's day and soak your clothes a combination of water balloons and super-soakers
>They will never insist on helping you out of those wet clothes
>They will never offer to dry you off with their tongues
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Okay I thought of a kind of fun format for this green. Hopefully it sparkles with you.

>ANON'S JOURNAL
>KEEP OUT
>Dear cheap dollar-store notebook I'm trying to pass off as a journal,
>Anon here. Poorfag.
>I feel like you need some context to understand my situation. I live with my crappy dyke mom in a tiny shitty apartment.
>Her roller derby paycheck has to filter through a layer of beer and weed before any of it goes to me. That's why her teammates call her Blaze. I mean, that and the fire-colored hair.
>On the plus side, when she's out with the "Wonderbolts" (<-- tacky) she leaves me alone.
>At least... until recently.
>See, Gramma and Grampa's health went to shit, and they had to go to a nursing home.
>But they still had another daughter living with them. That makes her my aunt.. even though she's a year younger than me.
>So guess who now has to share this shoebox with TWO women?
>Mom acts like she's the one being put upon for having to raise her little sister, too. Like she ever puts any work into anything at home. We'd have roaches if I didn't clean up after her. I mean, more roaches.
>Officially ("if CPS asks", according to Mom), Scootaloo sleeps in Mom's bed. Like that's so much better.
>Except almost every night, Mom brings a woman home. Jacking off to the noise of that has been fucking confusing. It doesn't help that most of the time, it's the roller derby team captain. She's spent so much time chewing Mom's orange pubes, they call her Spitfire. The two of them could almost be twins. Mom probably just bangs her to stay on the team, though.
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>>30626454
>So since she's got nowhere to sleep, my aunt (feels weird to call her that) Scootaloo sneaks into MY bed.
>Imagine waking up to some kind of baby orangutan laying on you. Well you don't have to, because you're a notebook being written in with a pen I found in the fucking parking lot. But I do.
>This girl is all goddamn orange limbs in every direction. There's always at least an arm, a leg, or both slung across me when I wake up. Or she's clinging to one of my arms, or...
>Okay, so this morning, her foot was pressed right up against my morning wood. Normally I try to slide out from under her without waking her up, just so I can have a LITTLE time "to myself", but.. I just tried to stay still. Not for that reason! Just so she wouldn't get weird on me.
>Truth is I've got kind of a huge crush on her. That's fucked up, right? It's just... I haven't had a lot of contact with girls.. I'm terrified they'll meet my mom, and I don't need anyone knowing she exists.
>It would drive any guy crazy having a cute girl sleeping in his bed nearly every night, wouldn't it? Even her snore drives me crazy.. I can just hear the shape of her cute little mouth with each breath.
>If I didn't know she was way too clueless, I'd think she was being intentionally arousing. She has absolutely no shame.
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>>30626457
>So far all she's ever worn at home is a sports bra and either incredibly loose and short boxers that hang open like mad, or tight uh.. They call them 'boy shorts' I think... with major camel toe in its full detail. I think I actually see her clit bump.
>I guess I should count my blessings she has a top at all since there's nothing there to hide. That's the only sign she's even aware whatsoever that she's a girl. She's always playing sports and just reeks of pungent girl sweat. Jesus. I sit where she's sat sometimes and it's just.. damp.
>When she goes out, she just wears a really long basketball jersey with a t-shirt under it. The jersey is basically functioning as a skirt, as low as it hangs, covering about as much of the top of her as overalls, so the t-shirt is required.
>She's always asking me to go out and play b-ball and whatnot with her, but.. I just cringe every time some neighborhood shitbags are like "oooh who's your girlfriend" and she excitedly explains that she's my aunt, as if that's the coolest thing.
>I mean, at least she likes playing videogames (the few I have), but because I've got that set up at the foot of the bed (It's a small room and a small TV), she always sits in my lap.
>I mean, is she doing this on purpose? I can't believe she's never felt me pop wood. Her bony ass isn't going to hide anything, she could probably read braille with that thing. God, why can't I stop thinking about her orange buttcheeks?
>I haven't been able to jerk off in days, there's like no time I'm ever alone, and we only have the one bathroom so I can't hog it for long.
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>>30626467
>"Hey Anon!"
>You quickly close your notebook in a way that you hope doesn't look suspicious.
"Oh, h-hi, Scootaloo."
>Fuck fuck fuck fuck. She just had a shower. She's in her towel again. She always does this! She'll be in her towel for fucking hours, just lounging around the room, asking you questions about your meager posessions, letting it fall open in a myriad of ways.. Then eventually getting dressed in front of you
>Er, behind you. You don't look.. You can't. You'd rip a hole in your pants, and Mom has made it clear there's no budget for new clothes. Brought it up the moment Scoots came to live with you. Kind of odd now that you think about it-
>"So this is weird, but.. you didn't come in the bathroom and take my clothes, did you? Like, to put in the laundry, I'm sure.." She walks over to the corner where you keep your dirty clothes. Dammit if she starts rifling through your underwear.. or worse, the socks you try to hide your cum in the few times you're able to sneak some out.. You're going to just die.
"Wha? Of course n-"
>"Wait, where's your dirty clothes pile?"
>Son of a bitch, it IS gone.
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>>30626473
"Mom! did we have unscheduled laundry day or something?"
>Laundry is the ONE thing around the house she actually does. You're grateful you don't have to go through her things, or worse the things her paramours leave behind.
>A surprisingly sober but completely naked Blaze comes out of her room with a key. "Your shit's in my closet, and that's where it's gonna stay until we need to go out somewhere."
"What"
>Your brain is blowing a few fuses at once. You can't avert your eyes, there's just tits right there. You can't say she's not athletic from all that roller derby. Kind of a lot of bruises, too. And sure enough, what looks like a forest fire between her legs.
>"Aint no reason you dont need to wear clothes in the house with just us family around. The both of you. We need to save money, the laundry has gotten ridiculous. I'm not MADE of quarters, you know."
>Scootaloo just shrugs and takes off her towel. What is going on? You close your eyes for a second and try to gather your wits
".. Can't I at least keep some underwear?"
>"Son, you're going through 20 pairs a week right now!" She didnt know the reason for that, and telling her wouldn't solve the problem.
>"Besides, hot water aint cheap either, so we'll be sharing showers, too. There's no need for modesty with Scoots. She's your aunt for god's sake."
"Christ, Mom, if money's that fucked, I'll get a job!"
>You might as well have some excuse to get out of the hou-
>"Anon, your JOB is to make sure that little hooligan doesn't steal anything." Clearly your mom thinks everyone in the world is the same kind of trash as her, though inviting a near-stranger to live with her would make anyone nervous.. You have almost nothing to steal.
>" I want you to keep your eye on her 24/7, you hear me?"
>That shouldnt be too hard.
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>>30626484
LATER
>A butt-ass nude Scootaloo sits down by you, drinking a generic dollar-store soda.
>"You might as well look, Anon. You're gonna see it eventually. I don't give a shit. You're my nephew."
>She cannot be this clueless.. You turn red, but after a second you turn your head.
>You've seen every detail of her shape before, given how she dresses, but you haven't seen her perfect brown little nipples directly. Her slightly damp lower lips with their downy purple pubes haphazardly poking out. Her clit hood bulging right out like it doesn't care.
>She spreads her legs open. "it's cool, guy. No big deal, right? Just some skin. Now come on and get naked with me. I'm gonna see it soon. Blaze isn't changing her mind, I know that much about my big sister at least."
>"It's fucking hot in here anyway. Not that I mind how you smell when you sweat or anything, but.." Wait did she just say that?
>This is life now. You make a defeated noise and peel off your shirt. You swear you catch Scoots licking her lips in your peripheral vision. Probably hungry, the poor thing. Looks like she's never had three meals a day in her life.
>You stand up and shuffle your pants and underwear off in one go. "There, see? It's no big- ... okay, it is.. actually.. big.. Wow"
>You sit back down on the bed and try to put your legs together but Scootaloo just pulls them apart. "Is that... from me? Holy shit Anon am I turning you on? I mean, it wasn't from seeing your MOM, right?"
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>>30626492
>"Ohhh my god, I just realized since I got here I haven't seen you jack off even once. Guys do that every day, right? It's all built up or something. I'm so sorry! Did you think that would annoy me or something?"
>You try to open your mouth, but even at the best of times, when you weren't in a total haze, you wouldn't be able to talk about this.
>"Okay just, change that around. It annoys me if you DON'T jack off, alright? I don't wanna see you in any discomfort."
>Your brain goes numb as you just reach down and start going through the familiar motions.
>"Yeah! That's cool, Anon. Nothin' weird about it. I'm gonna join you" Scootaloo keeps her eyes locked right on your rocket while she starts rubbing her own snatch.
>You're so pent-up that even if you DIDN'T have a gorgeous orange nymph in front of you, it wouldn't take you long. Before you can even reach for something to contain it, you shudder and erupt. You hit some kind of distance record. What you didn't realize is you had turned to face Scoots completely, to get a better view (and to give her one maybe?), so your entire load hits her. The first few shots go right in her hair and on her face, three go directly into her open mouth, and the rest plaster her flat, toned torso.
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>>30626499
>You are frozen in shock at what you've just done, but your aunt only swallows and starts frigging herself harder. She tugs back on her hood hard and screams out an orgasm, her toes curling. "Oh god, that was so hot! Anon, you just... thank you! I was worried this was going to be awkward."
>She leaps onto you and hugs, smearing your own semen onto your chest. "I've always wanted, like, a sister or brother I could share everything with, even the embarrassing stuff. I'm so glad you're comfortable enough around me to let me taste your cum! I thought it would take weeks to get you there.. here, you can taste mine, too" she puts her wet fingers into your mouth before you can react.
>She then hops off the bed and goes over to her knapsack, which you couldn't help but notice she has been keeping in your room lately. She pulls out a book and hops back onto the bed, seemingly oblivious to the cum in her hair. Her legs are crossed, giving you a view a gynecologist would envy.
>She shoves the book into your hands. "Here! Now that we're.. like this, you can read it." you look down and see "Scootaloo's Diary" written in sharpie. "Spoilers, I've been jilling in your bed and I've got kind of a crush on you. Hey, so now I can read yours!" She gets up and runs over to your desk (card table).
>"Haha, 'poorfag.' That's great"
---
>Dear inside-my-head journal. I guess this is going to save on paper...
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>>30626454
I like the reasons you came up with the character's names. Enjoying this so far.
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>>"Aint no reason you dont need to wear clothes in the house with just us family around. The both of you. We need to save money, the laundry has gotten ridiculous. I'm not MADE of quarters, you know."
>>Scootaloo just shrugs and takes off her towel. What is going on? You close your eyes for a second and try to gather your wits
>".. Can't I at least keep some underwear?"
>>"Son, you're going through 20 pairs a week right now!" She didnt know the reason for that, and telling her wouldn't solve the problem.
>>"Besides, hot water aint cheap either, so we'll be sharing showers, too. There's no need for modesty with Scoots. She's your aunt for god's sake."
What are you doing to me, Anon? Who gave you power over my dick?
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>>30626506
I'm surprised I haven't seen someone else do a diary thing like this before. I like it though, hope you do more.
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>>30626639
The power of fetish and obsession. The flipside is I'm not much of a writer, and basically just set down a scenario. But it's a HOT scenario, right?
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>>30626660
Whatever it is you did, you did it well.
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>>30619669
>you will never have a poofy daughter
Feels bad man.
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>>30626866
>forgetting the pic
Feels worse man.
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>>30626870
Unf
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>>30626454
>>30626457
>>30626467
>>30626473
>>30626484
>>30626492
>>30626499
>>30626506
This is nice work. Have you written before?
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>>30626870
>She runs up to you with a brush, in her tiny little teddy, and sits in your lap
>You spend the next hour just brushing and smelling her hair
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>>30626866
>>30626870
>Poofy daughter going to greater lengths to impress you
>Poofy daughter notices how lonely you are without her mom around
>Poofy daughter coming to a logical conclusion
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>>30626895
yeah i did the uh.. twilight losing her V-card to her brother.. marrying autistic sister Maud.. that one street urchin scootaloo green that didn't go over well.. and a bunch of side-shit in the Love is in Bloom threads. that's all I can remember offhand, but there's been more.
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>>30626905
Got a paste?
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>>30627015
No, but some of it's.. individually in pastebins, which I've linked here and hoped would be added. some of it isn't, and I hope someone else did it for me.
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>"Alright, you little dweeb, listen up. Now that your dad left us, my plans for full nest are fucking ruined."
>"Well, almost ruined. This is where you come in, Anon."
>"I hope you've already done your homework, young man, because you ain't leaving mamma's bed tonight, alright?"
>"If I don't see a bundle of joy in my arms by the time you finish college, you're going to be in serious trouble."
>"Hey, where d'you think you're going? I've been planning for a big family since I was a kid, Anon, and I ain't giving up."
>"..."
>"...you'd never leave me, would you honey?"
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>>30623354
no
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>>30625624
As in a actual baby. Flurryheart to be specific.
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>>30627369
and how do you know that
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>>30627414
He was writing in RGR
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>>30627094
My advise is open your own paste or save them in notepad files. They should be in the archives too.
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>>30627169
>calling her son a dweeb
ouch
what if it was an older sister who was planning to jump dad's bones, but he died, so she settles for little bro
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>>30627588
I do save wordpad files, in order to post them here. then I delete them
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>>30627663
I like your version better. I mean if she calls her own son a dweeb maybe there's a reason her husband/Anon's dad left her.
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>>30627669
In that case, you'll have to go archive diving if you want your stories in the op pastebin.
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>>30628067
At least some of them have been added.. I'll just leave it up to people. Some of it's already gone if they haven't, because the archives are always breaking
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What would sister-wife veteran do if she found out her kid is getting bullied?
Would she stab a bitch?
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>>30628213
Kidnapping/blanket party
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>>30628213
"Spitfire, sweetie, you can't just punch a child like tha-"
>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..."
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>>30628281
But you were in the Air Force.
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>>30628343
Yeah, but the meme was close enough to use.
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>>You're so pent-up that even if you DIDN'T have a gorgeous orange nymph in front of you, it wouldn't take you long. Before you can even reach for something to contain it, you shudder and erupt. You hit some kind of distance record. What you didn't realize is you had turned to face Scoots completely, to get a better view (and to give her one maybe?), so your entire load hits her. The first few shots go right in her hair and on her face, three go directly into her open mouth, and the rest plaster her flat, toned torso.
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>>30626499
So how old is Scoots in this story? Same age as Anon?
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>>30628806
No, she's five.
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>>30628806
One year younger than he is, despite being his aunt.
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>>30628867
nice.
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>>30628792
It's funny, I don't even like bukkake, it's just such a fun embarrassing thing to do. To combine the thing that feels really good with a severe violation of another person's personal space. the absolute best is someone holding her down and spreading her puss open and aiming right at it
>>30628806
I do tend to leave that vague don't I? she's a year younger than Anon which is.. like.. 13-15.
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>>30629036
>she's a year younger than Anon which is.. like.. 13-15.
Jeez, Grandma and Grandpa had a kid really late in life. Blaze is pushing 40-50 but her little sister is barely in high school.
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>>30628820
What about a rare subversion of "thirsty sister wants her brother"?

>Anon and his sister are hanging out
>She keeps dropping hints that seem to indicate that she wants his brotherly D
>Her actions seem to back it up: cuddling, surprise hugs, and even that one time she licked ice cream off of his face
>However, these are all circumstantial and it is simply sheer coincidence the way they are timed and the way they come off as lusty
>She was cuddling him because she was cold
>She gave him surprise hugs because Anon looked like he was sad and his sister wanted to cheer him up
>She just really likes ice cream and didn't want to see any going to waste
>Anon's sister is flattered, but uncomfortable.
>Meanwhile, watching from a nearby closet, Anon's mother masturbates sadly
>She laments that her children STILL won't fuck despite Anon's willingness and decides that if his sister won't have them, then she'll take him herself
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>>30629071
actually, I was thinking that they simply aged really badly. I didn't wanna get specific enough that it would indicate something bad for anon and his aunt somewhere along the line, but the idea is anon is a teenager, blaze is in her late 30s, and the gramprnts are late 50s or so but aging like shit and/or have some kinda disease. Or hell, maybe they got hit by a car. The original idea is they just straight up died, but I thought that would mean Scootaloo would need too much time to recover from the trauma and that ruins it. So ideally they've just been slowly aging and she was ready for the day when they'd have to live without her and she'd have to just start visiting them. Also they might be pieces of shit too. Probably heavy drunks causing premature aging.
But yeah they had her in their early 40s while blaze was a 17-20-ish with a year old kid.
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>>30629254
Yes. I dig this dynamic.
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>>30629254
>Anon, however, is utterly crushed and humiliated when his misinterpretations come to light
>He begins to intentionally distance himself from the rest of his family out of shame and fear of doing any more damage
>His overall attitude grows increasingly negative and self-destructive
>Life becomes more difficult for Anonmom
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>>30626893
Seconded.
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>>30622545
Sorry guys.
Just celebrated a birthday.
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>>30628820
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>>30629848
we need more of this
i guess it's not incest but.. it's hot. and it's even better 63'd
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>>30626506
>>30626639
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>>30629973
>>30626659
MOOOAR? you want MOOOARR??

I'll go into my usual lazy CYOA mode. What do you think would happen next?
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>>30626506
Moar?
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>>30629479
This has potential, Mom and Sis need to fuck the negativity away.
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>>30630054
A threesome with blaze could work for a sequel
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>>30629882
More like implied and imminent incest.
Good enough.
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>>30630054
I want to see more casual around the house nakedness.
Maybe have some of Scootaloo's friends over.
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>>30631155
This. Maybe a bit of cuddling for warmth too.
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>>30629254
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>>30631287
I don't know what this means. What emotion are you conveying?
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>>30631342
Eternal Pain
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>>30631360
Ah. But Windy Whistles is more than willing to scoop Anon up if Rainbow Dash doesn't want his dick. She's her children's biggest fan, and she wants what's best for them: in this case, a chance for love and happiness.
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>>30626499
>Delicious flat chest Scoots.
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>>30626506
I wonder how Scoots is going to react to being called a sweaty, embarrassing baby orangutan.
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>>30631717
She's probably going to slap Anon's ass
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>>30631717
Why, by living up to her name. And what better way to work up a sweat than spending an afternoon fucking each other until they're too sore to have sex any more?
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>>30626506
Aunt Scoots seemed pretty cool with getting Anon's cum in her mouth. What do you think she'd do for Anon on his birthday? Get him to sit down on a comfy chair and spend the entire day with her head in between his legs?
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>>30630054
A quick one shot on Scoots Diary could be nice
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>>30631799
Auntie Scoots seems like she has an unorthodox way of looking at things (that kind of points to an unfortunate history like spending years hired out as a child prostitute by her drugged-up loser family) but if she were going to do something for Anon's birthday, it would probably be something simple like spending the day doing fun things and maybe spending her meager savings on a small, heartfelt present. You know, feelsy, meaningful stuff that's within her reach. That's what I'd like to see anyway.
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>See this.
>Wat do?
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>>30631868
>stare
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>>30631868
R
A
P
E
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>>30631868
>>30631886
>Fluttershy has a fetish of getting raped and bred by her little brother.
>Middle of the forest is a perfect place.
>"O-oh my we are lost, what if my poor brother can't control his primal instinct to mate and I can't do anything to stop him."
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>>30631922
>little brother.
And then I stoped reading.
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>30631937
(You)
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>>30622407
>Her bouncing, well sized breasts.
>Her cute unpopped vagina.
>Her pubic hear shaved to look like a heart just over it.
>He well toned thighs.
>And you swear you might be seeing a tattoo just around her ass.

Trying watoo hard are we?
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>>30631959
Watoo hard? Unbelievable
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>>30631959
>watoo hard.
You're trying way too hard!
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>>30631922
>>"O-oh my we are lost, what if my poor brother can't control his primal instinct to mate and I can't do anything to stop him."

>"N-No, don't cum inside, I'm n-not on birth control! What if you give me a b-baby?"
>Anon fucking his sister from behind
>Leaning forward so that his mouth is right by her ear
>Demands to know why she thinks he'd stop at just one
>Cums deep inside of her
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>>30632119
>Then Fluttershy wakes up.
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>Your computer's acting a butt
>You need to at least look up how to fix it online
>You get on your mom's computer
>Twilight is pretty smart but surprisingly bad at computer. Her files are a mess, she has some mild adware you can tell
>You decide to do her a favor and clean it the fuck up
>While you're waiting for spybot and firefox and whatnot to install, you make a few folders on her desktop just to organize some of the crap sitting around cluttering it up. It'll be easy to put it all back if she really wants it there
>It's all mom stuff. yeah yeah, pictures of Anon, that's adorable.
>Hold on, the dates here are a tad on the recent side. She hasn't had this many pictures of you since you were a baby...
>You check it out and it's just tons and tons of pictures of you in the shower, as taken from a spy camera
>Looking around a bit more, you find her history is full of mom-son porn and literature
what do?
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>>30630773
well it's sister inviting a girl over to fuck her brother, not really incest but i bet she watches
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>>30631799
My thought was spread herself open and let him play target practice while he jerks off
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>>30632132
Breed the Twi-mom when she gets home from her lab.
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>>30632119
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>>30632158
>making dinner when she gets home
>in the nude
>"nothing you haven't seen plenty of, right?"
>"you know, you didn't have to install a camera, you could have just asked"
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>>30632132
>>30632158
I wonder Twilight would have a incest baby with her son for the sole purpose of research.
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>>30632132
>confront Twi-mom about it
>she's ashamed and begs for forgiveness
>tell her she can make it up to you with her body
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>>30632132
>three posts quoting this one
I was honestly surprised that none of them were blasting Anon for his choice in internet browser.
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>>30632273
yeah I was expecting that too. I forgot to mention twilight was using IE
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>>30632273
That probably would have happened if IE was mentioned.
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>>30632165
>As the months go by and Fluttershy gets closer and closer to term, Anon volunteers to help her with her aching, milky breasts
>With his mouth
>Fluttershy gently chides him when he refuses to use the pump
>"That's f-for the baby, Anon!"

>>30632178
It would be easy to convince her. If she's been spying on Anon via spy cameras, then Twilight really only needs an excuse to let Anon cum inside.
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>>30631922
Basically this then
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>>30631922
>"Oh g-gosh, I couldn't reveal who the father was, even if I w-wanted to. Can you imagine how shameful that would be? Everyone w-would know how I was overpowered by my own b-brother. They might even think I wanted it; especially if he put another b-baby into me later, shamelessly f-fucking his own sister like a dirty animal~"
>You are Anon, and your sister is drunkenly swaying around your bedroom, trying (and failing) to remove her own pants.
>She's got one tit hanging out of her shirt and her bra is hooked around one of her ankles, trailing behind her as she stumbles around.
>This is why you don't let your sister drink.
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>>30626269
Basically they're all out of hardware so Russia is late on a train to China. All Internet tier-1 and tier-2 providers are noт-government, private business, they lose too much money from forced hardware installs (for their money lol) and they stand against it. They've let the djinn out of the lamp and there's no way to catch him.
*tips fedora*

>>30626351
Is it so hard to wait for a minute and clean the rest?
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>>30632381
>It was only two beers
>Not even good ones, they were Bud Lights
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>>30632129
Just like One Punch Man
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>>30632946
>It was actually Near Beer all along, this is just how she is
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>>30633082
Not even. It was apple juice that Anon told her was actually cider.
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>>30633187
Not even that. It was some slightly odd smelling water that Anon said was Vodka
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>>30633283
Barely. Anon just told Fluttershy she had been drinking all night and she believed him.
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>>30633283
>Anon gave Fluttershy an empty glass
>she makes slurping noises as if she's drinking something and starts acting tipsy
Just like the tea parties they had as kids
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>>30632273
But ff is awesome browser, why would they?
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extremely-gullible Fluttershy is adorable
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>>30626506
I really liked this. Could we have some more?

>>30629254
Intreging dynamic but other than Anonmom I wasn't sure if Anon's crushing on sis or the other way around. It kind of sounds swapped around at the 3rd to last sentence.

>>30632132
Maybe get more affectionate with Twimom? Get a little more feel-y than normal; hand on the thigh here, accidental brush of a breast there, etc. Drop some innuendos? See how Twimom reacts and proceed from there.
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>>30632961
Did someone say kung-fu cutman? https://youtu.be/3Yqflb4xU2Q
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>>30633384
>more?
What would you like to see next?
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>>30633384
>Intreging dynamic but other than Anonmom I wasn't sure if Anon's crushing on sis or the other way around. It kind of sounds swapped around at the 3rd to last sentence.
Anon was crushing on sis and he thought she felt the same way. Sis's actions seemed romantically affectionate on the surface due to the circumstances they were displayed in (and the bias Anon's perspective had due to his own feelings for her), but were actually innocent and platonic.
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>>30633544
These could work:
>>30631839
>>30630729
>>30631155
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>>30633555
Brother is crushed, but she is suddenly haunted with what-ifs and tries to somehow steer it back. Then you know what to do.
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>>30633586
good, because I wrote them down for possible future addenda
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>>30630729
>"Alright kiddo, new rule."
>Fuck's sake.
>'No clothes allowed'
>'No showering alone'
>What's next?
>Your mother sits down next to you on the couch, naked as the day she was born.
>It's been weeks since those stupid rules came into effect, but you're still not used to the sight of your mom's bare tits.
>The erection you've been sporting around the house has been painfully intense, and the only reason you aren't rock-hard is because you and Aunt Scootaloo just finished, er... "helping" each other out about 5 minutes ago.
>"I'm blocking the vents leading to most of the rooms in the house. Money's tight, and controlling how hot or cold this place gets is costing me a fortune."
>Your mom points at a doorways, and you do your best not to watch the way her breasts move.
>"I'm blocking off the kitchen, the bathroom, the storage room, your bedroom, and my bedroom."
>...but you need that.
"Wait, what about-"
>Your mom shushes you and look annoyed.
>"Lemme finish. Since it's gonna be cold as shit in this house now, we're all gonna sleep in the same bed together."
"Wh-what, naked!?"
>Your mom rolls her eyes.
>"What do you think, smart guy? How else are we gonna share body heat if we don't got no skin-on-skin action?"
>Your mom leans back into the couch and shuffles her butt forward, relaxing her legs and letting them naturally spread apart.
>Your erection betrays you, and you don't have any clothes on to hide it.
>Predictably, mom spots it immediately.
>She just rolls her eyes and gently pats the head of your dick, muttering under her breath about "growing boys" and "teenage sex drive"
>"Yeah, yeah, me and the orange trouble-maker will help take care of that too. Just as long as you remember that you gotta scratch my back if you want me to scratch yours."
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>>30633664
>Then you know what to do.
But it's too late: mom has made a move. Now it's either compete with mom for her brother's affection, or team up with her and share his dick.
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>>30633759
>people putting in their own additions
as a lazy writer, I approve
just one thing though, it was a shitty small apartment. The same basic theme could work though, i figured she would just keep the thermostat rrl low
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>>30633544
Scoots and Anon bond because Blaze is a cunt. Turns feels, romantic. yes, I'm a mushy Anon.

>>30630729 's Threesome idea sounds good. might even work in a feels kinda way.

>>30631155 's nudist angle sounds like fun. 'It's Just
Anatomy' after all. Boner jokes, innuendos gets to the point where Anon calls the bluff which eventually leads to sex.
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>>30633759
>quid pro quo
I could live with that.
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Have we agreed on an exact age for Scoots and Anon?
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>>30633945
I'm down for 13 and 14
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>>30633759
more?
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>>30633912
>Threesome idea sounds good. might even work in a feels kinda way.

>Starts as Blaze working off some frustrations and then immediately rolling over to fall asleep
>Progresses to Blaze spooning Anon from behind and not letting him get out of bed until she's done sleeping
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>>30633954
That's because you're a pedo.
Anon should be at least 16.
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>>30634076
he has no excuse not to have a job if he's 16
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>>30634076
So Scoots is 15. I guess she can still have a flat chest
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>>30634097
And neither do you at thirty
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>>30634112
really? how much growing do you think people do after that age?
>>30634120
ouch. accurate.
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>>30634026
Hmm..liking the thought.

>stress relief sex.
>spooning afterwards.
>comfy inbound

Anon and Scoots get that Blaze is using sex as stress relief but can tell. They hatch plan to start working in comforting touches and cuddles. Blaze starts to open up about frustrations, etc. Sex becomes more enjoyable for all involved because Blaze stops trying for the "wham, bam, thank you ma'am/anon". They endure belt tightening for a few months longer so they can get a California king size bed where they call all just spoon together have their passionate sex sessions and fall asleep in eachother's embrace. Anon is often the middle spoon or sandwiched between Blaze and Scoots.
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Oh, and as far as the ages.
Blaze: early 30s. I'd say 32-34
Anon: 16-17
Aunt Scoots: 15-16
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>>30634132
But Blaze is a hardcore bulldyke. Wouldn't she think Anon's dick is gross and gay?
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>>30634132
That is a sweet idea
>>30634157
>"You know, Anon, the real reason I only bang women is that no man can stand up to my little man.."
"Really?"
>"Hahaha no, I like cunt. But I thought that would make you feel good."
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>>30634157
...shit, that's a good point. Maybe it's an "it's okay if it's you" thing.
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>>30634157
>>30634165
I don't think she'd say no to the D just prefers the C. Besides, the "Stress Relief Sex" could be with Scoots afterall.
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>>30634357
Will Blaze let her friends hook up with her son?
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>>30634381
her fellow bulldyke roller derby friends?
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>>30634381
So fucking all the Wonderbolts one after the other. Only if some how they are all related to Anon in some way
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>>30634381
In the fantasy in my mind, OF COURSE!
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>>30634381
Early on? Probably. Anon's a decent lay and Blaze's dyke friends need an excuse for Anon and Scootaloo to be in the room when they eat carpet.

Later on? After the fuzzy comfy stuff? Nuh-uh. Blaze will try to act like a tough cunt ("Watch the fuckin' hands, Spitfire! This here cock-meat is mine, got it?") about it, but by that point she'll have begun to see her, Anon, and Scootaloo's relationship together as something special.
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>>30634427
>all her bruised up chainsmoking skinnyfat dyke friends
pass
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>>30634610
>Implying Fleetfoot and Spitfire are not /fit/
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>>30634431
blaze and spitfire HAVE to be cousins
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>>30634668
No wonder she had no trouble introducing a 'no clothes allowed' rule.
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>>30634668
I still don't think that Anon/Anon's mom's cousin is sufficiently incestuous though.
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>>30634711
It would be too hamfisted anyways. Nothing wrong with an unrelated friend joining an incestuous relationship for a threeway every once in a while.
I remember a green not that long ago where Vinyl was Octymom's unrelated girlfriend, it was good stuff.
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>>30626484
>>"Besides, hot water aint cheap either, so we'll be sharing showers, too. There's no need for modesty with Scoots. She's your aunt for god's sake."
kek
>"Dammit, Anon! You don't need a wash cloth, just soap up your hands and start scrubbing my chest! C'mon, time's a-wastin', and we're about to go over budget with our hot water. It's like you've never squeezed nobody's tits or somethin'."
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>>30634791
Wouldn't mind reading that one as a followup chapter.

But you know, if they were really worried about wasting money/hot water, they wouldn't be showering anyway - they'd be using a washtub or something, old-fashioned hillbilly style.
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>>30634791
There's no way Blaze wasn't planning an incestuous three-way from the very start.
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>>30634743
wait wasnt that a pinkmom situation?
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>>30634802
>they'd be using a washtub or something, old-fashioned hillbilly style.

>"Oi, Anon. You and the trouble-maker; into the tub."
"What."
>You are Anon, and Blaze has somehow come into possession of a big, wooden tub, filled about half-way with steaming water.
>It looks like something out of an old cartoon; something you'd expect to see Yosemite Sam bathing in instead of you and your family.
>"You heard me. I did the math, and we use way more water showerin' together than we would if we just filled up a tub like this."
>Your mom steps over the edge and into the tub, sitting down and settling up against the far edge.
>"It's gonna be a snug fit, but we can make this work easy-peasy."
>Aunt Scootaloo walks over to get in, but Blaze holds up a hand.
>"Woah there, you, we've gotta do this in order. I go in, then Anon sits in front of me, and then you get in after him."
>You give the tub another once-over, trying to figure out if it's big enough for all three of you.
>...maybe if you all spooned, you could fit.
>"C'mon, Anon! The water's gettin' cold and I'm not refilling this thing 'til tomorrow night once that happens!"
>You reluctantly walk over and start lifting your leg up, but you hesitate.
>If you lift your leg to get into the tub, you'll be flashing your mom your dangly bits.
>She's seen a lot of them during these last few weeks, but never this close-up before.
>More importantly, never this close to her face before.
>Your mom rolls her eyes (she's been doing that a lot lately) and reaches out, grabbing your penis and giving it a light tug.
>"If you're waitin' for me to give you a special invitation, you're gonna be waitin' a long time. Inside the tub, boy-o."
>Well, that just happened.
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>>30634802
The greenies are always talking about how showers waste water, but surely they don't compared to a bath
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>>30634891
>Now that she's touched your dick, you feel like you've passed a certain threshold of embarrassment and/or intimacy.
>You don't feel awkward any more about momentarily flashing your junk at Flare as you get into the tub.
>You settle down and press your back against your mom's chest.
>Just as you suspected, you and her barely fit in together.
>The only space for Scootaloo to fit in is on your la-
>"Alright, alright. Scootaloo? Pop a squat right here on my boy's lap."
>Blaze reaches into the water and pats you right on the privates; presumably this was meant to be an inviting gesture for your aunt to sit down.
>Blaze wraps an arm around your chest and tugs you closer against her to make more room as Scootaloo awkwardly (there's no space for her to step) shuffles into the tub and onto your lap.
>Your aunt presses tightly against your chest, and your dick just barely escapes being crushed by her bony ass by ways of hotdogging Scootaloo's pussy lips.
>Why did mom think this was a good idea?
"Mom? Maybe we should do this two at a ti-"
>Blaze reaches around your chest and shoves a wash cloth and a bar of soap into your hands.
>"Quit complainin' and start washing your aunt's front."
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>>30634891
I love that she is suddenly irish
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>>30634905
Eh, she's got the right hair color for it.
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>>30634898
Yiss.
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>"Everyone in bed! It's so cold my nips are about to fall off."
>Yeah, that's what happens when you stop heating 2/3 of the apartment.
"Whose fault is that?"
>Blaze gives your shoulder a firm poke.
>"No back-talk, kid."
>Scootaloo rushes ahead of you and Blaze, hair still dripping from your bath.
>>"Time for the cuddle-puddle!"
>"Stop callin' it a cuddle-puddle!"
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>>30634921
agreed. and it fits the roller derby thing. I am going to think of her as Harangatang's wife from venture bros from now on
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>>30634953
hnngh
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>>30634953
>Blaze will never tell you to warm her up by sucking on her nip while Scoots takes the other.
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>>30635011
"You want us to do what?"
>Blaze grabs both tits in her hands and wriggles them at you impatiently.
>"It's one o'them 'family bondage' things, Anon."
"...I think you mean 'bonding', mom."
>"Yeah, whatever. Get to it, you two; mama's cold."
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>>30634953
>cuddle puddle
hnngh
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>>30635023
>"You're my sister, not my mom, remember?"
>"Less Lisa, more Maggie, honey."
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>>30635079
>"Hey, hey, hey. Who pays the bills here? You? Nuh-uh, you keep that up and I'll stop buying that no-name brand soda you keep guzzlin'."
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>>30634965
>>30635069
That reluctance from Blaze lasts as long as it takes for her to realize how warm Anon is on those chilly autumn mornings.

"I want to get up now."
>"Yeah, well, I wanna stay warm."
"It's 10:30."
>"Fuckin'... it's too damn early for this, Anon. Just-"
>Blaze, eyes still closed, blindly gropes your body until she finds one of your hands.
>Hand in hand, she brings it over to her chest and settles your palm down over one of her breasts.
>"Entertain yourself for another hour, sweetie."
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>Anon has to go to Blaze's match against the Griffons
>She makes a bet with their captain, Gilda
>If Bolts win, Gilda buys the team a case of [expensive Irish whiskey name]
>If Griffons win, they get to take Anon back to their motel room for the night
>Anon looks at Blaze like she just shot herself in the foot on purpose when she agrees
>Anon sweats bullets during the entire match
>Somehow ends in tie
>Compromise made, motel room with both teams, everyone's drunk, Anon's passed around like a prison bitch
>Wakes up next morning with his balls thoroughly drained, a sore anus and locked into little spoon with Gilda wearing a strap-on
>Anon is oddly O.K. with this
[/shitpost]
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>>30635128
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>>30632132
Try writing complete sentences and stop making so many typos for a start.
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>>30635222
>What do after? Oh well, fix
some studying later
>That's better. What shall you do in this scenario?
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>>30635247
Hmmm, well obviously clean up the computer for one, then maybe leave an innocuous folder named Anon pics, then just have them be various shots of my bonner with a timestamp and some text.
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>>30635312
>Aunt Bonnie will never be jealous when she walks in on you and mama Lyra kissing
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>>30635456
>"Listen here boy that's my butt it's mine."
"Ok, What about your butt?"
>"..."
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>>30622545
>That is if you can somehow convince her to actually have sex with you.
>Actually how can you do that?
>Deepen your vlife and ask her?
>Too clichéd.
>Maybe give her flowers?
>Where dumbass?!
>You're in a beach!
>Casually ask?
>No!
>That's not something you casually ask!!
>Are you a freaking idiot?!
>You're thinking too much on this!
>So much so you weren't watching where you were going.
>You then ran into something.
>More specifically someone.
>You accidentally bump into your cousin.
>Your face now in between her boobs.
>Making her fall backwards.
>Hitting her head on a rock.
>You regain your composure.
>You then get back up.
"S-s-sorry Flurry! I didn't mean to do that! I just came here to ask you, no, wait! Join you! Then ask you....... Flurry......?"
>You then notice she's not responding.
>Her eyes aren't opening.
>There's a bit of blood on the sand.
......
>You might have accidentally killed your cousin.
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>>30635654
SMART
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>>30635679
How?!
He killed his cousin!!
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>>30635654
I recommend Anon take a header into the rock next to her. Make this a murder/suicide.

It's for the best.
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>>30635654
>>30635724
If he's going to off himself, he may as well >rape her corpse first.
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>>30635312
Obviously he needs to put his bonner in her vadginna
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>>30635654
booooo
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>>30635654
>OH SHIT!!
>OH GOD!!
>OH FUCK!!
>What have you done?!
>You killed her!!
>You bastard!!
>What are your aunt and uncle going to say about this?!
>No!
>What is your mom and dad going to say about this?!
>No!
>What are the judge and hurry going to say about this?!
>"Hey, kid wanted to fuck his cousin and accidentally murdered her. Death by Lethal Injection!"
>or worse become someone's bitch in a jail and get raped repeatedly!!
>Why did you have to kill her?!
>Looking at her, they're going to knows you did it.
.....
>Actually looking at her now, she still looks kind of warm.
>Wait!
>What the hell are you thinking?!
>Not only is she your cousin, she's fucking dead now!
>This is not the time to think about her sexy body.
>Her nice curves.
>Her giant breasts.
>Her soft lips.
>Her virgin cherry.
.....
>Fuck!
>You already murdered her, guess you have no choice.
>You then get in position.
>You take your hard member and start inserting in her.
>She is still warm inside.
>This is fucked up.
>but you're going to jail anyways.
>You then begin thrusting in and out.
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>>30635893
damn son
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>>30635905
Told you guys, OC writers are shit for a reason. No one to blame but yourselves.
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>>30635893
YEEEEEEESSSSSS
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>>30635893
This isn't Flavor Town.
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>>30635922
Easy there, I haven't been following his "story" or much of this edition of the thread at all.

Waiting for Jefe' to come back.
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>>30635893
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>>30635893
MADSTALLION
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>>30635940
Fair enough then, just felt like rubbing in others bad decisions by random post. Nothing against you.
>>30635944
What would Cousin Aryana do if she found out the sexy pen pal from across the pond was green?
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>>30635893
And this kid is twelve right?
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>>30635953
>"Th-these feelings are so...so...DEGENERATE!"
>"This is wrong!"
>"I can't feel like this!"
>"It's wrong!"
>"But..."
>"If we're related, his bloodline would be pure..."
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>>30635975
To be honest, if my horny 12 yr old self were presented with an unconscious or possibly dead cute girl, I'd have done the same.
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>>30635953
Remember when Joseph Goebbels found out his photographer was Jewish?
Like that, but cuter.
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>>30635994
>You will never have lewd photo shoots with Aryana and Photo Finish that end in comfy cuddles for the camera
>They will never try to get the Asian twins from the next classover in on the Axis of love.
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>>30636579
>You will never invade your French cousin's bedroom
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>>30636825
>you will never invade your French cousin's womb
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>>30635994
>>30636579
>>30636825
>>30636856
Photo and Aryana wont hold her legs open as Fleur blushes, saying its time to help the Fatherland become pure.
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>>30635893
This is wrong on so many levels I might as well fap to this, if she regains consciousness later.
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>Your art major cousin uses a black and white photo of the both of you during sex to pass her final
>It's a shot from Photo's POV with her in cowgirl position, with the lighting in such a way that you can plainly see the long bulge you've created in her abdomen
>Normally, this type of submission would never get a passing grade, but her teacher found out about the illicit incestuous affair, and guaranteed an A for a high quality shot of you two together
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Hey WF. I was checking out your bin and I gotta say; I quite enjoyed "The Substitute" and "Derpy Hands" really pulled the heart strings. I'd love to see an update to either of those when you're done with RariDaughter. If you have time and the mood strikes you of course.
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>>30635893
Go on.
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>>30637291
> with the lighting in such a way that you can plainly see the long bulge you've created in her abdomen
>a breeding bulge
This is my fetish.
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>>30637291
Dayum
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>>30635893
She has to be faking it to see if Anon would fuck her
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>>30635988
>if I were a kid and I saw a dead girl I'd be all "i wanna stick my dick in it"
I think you might have the autism, Anon.
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>>30635893
Hold on boys cause it's about to get WEIRD
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>>30636825
>You hear a gasp coming from the bedroom door and immediately whip around.
>There stands your cousin Fleur, looking as though she just stepped out of a room with a nice leather couch.
>...or maybe like she's about to step INTO one.
>Blood-relative or not, your cousin is drop-dead gorgeous.
>"Ah-Anon! What is zis! Why are you in ma chambre?"
>You stand, stock-still, frozen in place from shock.
>You KNEW you should have refused when your auntie wanted you to spread a blanket of cousin Fleur's bed.
>Your grandmother apparently knitted it just weeks before she died, and it's one of Fleur's most cherished possessions.
>But damn it, now you have to explain to your beautiful, half-naked cousin why you're crawling all over her bed like some kind of pervert.
>Slowly, the look of surprise on Fleur's face melts away to something much more... intense.
>A sweet smile slips onto her face and she begins to play with an errant curl of hair, twisting it around her index finger and letting it bounce away again and again.
>"Ma mère said I would find somezing zat I would enjoy very much in my bedroom."
>The blanket.
>Sh-she meant the blanket, right?
>Fleur ever-so-slowly walks into the room, never once taking her eyes away from yours.
>"Ma mère is very wize in zee ways of love..."
>Your cousin gently cups your face with both hands, holding you as though cradling some sort of treasure.
>"I should 'ave known zat she knew all about my feelings for you, mon amour."
>Fleur's lips feel as soft as they look.
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>>30636825
>>30636856
>You will never invade your French cousin's bed womb

I want my beautiful cousin to love me despite realistically having no reason to do that and every reason not to. Has anyone ever greentext'd a good enough explanation up as to why Anon's close relative (beautiful French cousin or not) would ever feel motivated enough to act on her feelings for him/have them in the first place?
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>>30638059
> Your cousin gently cups your face with both hands, holding you as though cradling some sort of treasure.
Why does it have to be right in the feels every time.
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>>30637591
Either that or she regains consciousness with no memory whatsoever.
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>>30637314
This is NLJ you're talking too. He takes forever to write a story.
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>>30638139
>> Your cousin gently cups your face with both hands, holding you as though cradling some sort of treasure.
>Noone will ever treasure you this much
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>>30634898
These Blaze family escapades are exceptionally bonerific.
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>>30637291
>>30638059
More of each?
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>>30638088
Probably, but to be honest, I've never really looks for a valid reason why.
For me, it falls under the whole "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" category.
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>>30638850
>>30638850
>"Anon I'm just so interested in your normal and uneventful life."
"Define normal."
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>>30638139
>You will never fuck your hyper religious Mormon cousin covered head to toe in burns
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>>30638059
HHNNNGGG
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>>30637329
that's not actually real, right?
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>>30638398
A-at least we have each other
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>>30639007
>You will never trick your non-burnt hyper religious cousin that fucking you is in God's plan
>She will never chastise you for trying to bring birth control into the coupling, saying that whatever happens is also planned
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>>30638088
because french people
my hot french-speaking belgian cousin almost came to live with us. she would have been in the room next to mine, mine not actually being a room but just an area.
it would have been neat
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>>30639111
That's not really a consolation prize, Anon.
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>>30639114
>non-burnt
Fucking normalfags, I wanna lovingly run my tongue over her scarred, leathery skin
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>>30639142
No, but it's nice to have "friends" who understand your pain
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>>30639179
...it kinda is, actually. Dammit, why can't I just be given intimate affection without working for it first? I'm desperately lonely NOW.
>>
When Anon and Fleur marry would she want to go back to France or stay in the U.S?
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>>30639201
No one wants to go to France, especially the French.

Except Quebecfags, but they're subhuman
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>>30639201
I'd learn French for her.
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>>30639230
>Except Quebecfags, but they're subhuman
A fucking leaf here with cousins in Quebec. Can confirm subhuman status

>French-Canadian Fleur will never grumble in her butchered half-language about the quality of the poutine shops in Anon's area
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>>30639201
>going back to France
Isn't France having trouble with hordes "refugees" rioting and burning shit?
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>>30639254
Maybe Fleur is showing interest in Anon so that they can marry and she gets to stay in the States.
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>>30639230
people who want everything handed to them for free want to go to france. most recently, jason shiga. he's in for a rude awakening
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>>30639244
"Why are you speaking with that ridiculous accent? Your parents are from Toronto!"
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>>30639254
Yeah but they're in denial. besides. everyone knows what a refugee looks like
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>>30639259
>Marry your cute American cousin.
>Get citizenship.
>Don't have to go back to the shithole that was once your beautiful country.
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>>30639300
>"take off, eh? boys like it"
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>>30639300
I'd pretend to be french-Canadian too if my parents were from Toronto.
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>>30639308
>Starts off as marriage of convenience
>Decide to befriend him to make living together bearable
>Actually fall in love
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>>30639319
don't forget ever-so-amusing three's-company-esque farces to convince the feds your murridge is real
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>>30639316
>tfw Albertafag
My only regret is that we still haven't voted to become the 51st state and bring all out gud beef and oil to our American brother in exchange for significantly better firearms freedom
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>>30639319
>Because of her job her children can get a really good education too.
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>>30639342
This has the potential for comfy feels.
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>>30639341
you guys have oil? I thought you only had natural gas.
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>>30639388
>Manitobafag
We've got wheat. Wheat and clay.
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>>30639363
>You will never have a french super model cousin who generally loves you.
>She initially wants to stay with you and your shitty apartment as her beard, but eventually falls for you after you guard her from paparazzi group that recognized her.
>You will never deck a TMZ reporter in the face.
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>>30639363
Did someone say comfy?
>You will never slowly but surely convert your high class French cousin turned wife into a small town American country girl, living together in a small acreage with a good old fashion iron stove, a few horse, and a few guns
>You will never have to hold back laughter every time you she speaking in her heavy French accent while wearing a cowboy hat
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>>30639341
O I L !?
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>>30639388
Alberta's main export was oil, basically our entire fucking economy revolves around oil.

When middle eastern oil started to get imported a few years back our economy took a horrendous nosedive, over five years ago CAD was actually stronger than USD by about 15 to 20 cents if I remember correctly, now-a-days it's 80 cents to a us dollar (and that's after recovering a good bit, it plummeted to fucking 65 cents to a dollar during the worst stretch, the lowest it's been in decades)
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>>30639404
>as her beard
wat
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>>30639433
no wonder you guys are secretly helping us while acting like you're against us
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>>30639407
>French accent
>Cowboy hat
Adorable
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>>30639442
Beard is a informal word that basically means a person doing something in order to conceal one other's identity.
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>>30639447
Hating Americans is a liberal cityfag meme, in truth you guys are our closest allies and best friends, we're like brothers who constantly rib each other.
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>>30639478
yeah but it almost always means concealing you're gay. as in providing you with the beard to actually look like a real man. when used for a lezzie it's kind of ironic, but used for any identity concealment is just.. a watered-down analogy
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>>30639499
I figured it was just good oldfashioned hypocrisy.. one of those scenarios like where the kid points out the dad did all the same dumb shit the kids are doing, and the correct choice is do as i say, not as i did
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>>30639500
Well how else do I describe Fleur trying to conceal being a supermodel from the media?
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>All this talk about comfy
>It's raining heavily outside
>Wearing favourite drug rug and wool socks
Fuck mang, I love heavy rain fall and snow fall, put on some joe and there's nothing comfier...
If only I had a qt cousin/sister to share this comfort with.
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>>30639547
>We all do Anon.
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>>30639518
um... your headscarf-and-sunglasses? I fail to see how anon is helping her with that, except just by being her secret-keeper
I guess if it's by letting her live in your apartment then you're being her... harriet tubman. you're smuggling her and helping keep her under wraps. what's the word.. what do you call what the people were doing for anne frank's family..
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>>30639404
>Anon punches a paparazzi photographer.
I would love to see that.
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>>30639499
None of you have any idea how accurate Manitoba's square is.
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>>30639201
>Implying that Anon isn't French
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>>30639767
the whole idea of the prompt is
>Fleur is tired of the supermodel life in France and needs a break, but can't because there is someone with camera.
>She needs to get away, but the paparazzi knows where her family lives and don't want to put them through that if she goes there.
>Fleur does some research and finds out that she has a cousin that lives in America and his name is Anonymous that lives in a small town.
>Perfect.
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>>30639884
>Fleur was used to attending fancy parties with high-profile people
>She knows first hand that none of the smiles there are real, and none of the kind words are genuine; especially not when there are cameras around
>Fleur finds Anon's frank attitude refreshing
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>>30637293
I actually plan to go back and rewrite several of my old >greens from scratch, keeping the same story, moments, dialogue, etc., just with more showing and less telling (which is something that I was told I needed back then but now I'm told I've got it down in my new >greens)
>pic related, it's me when someone actually asks for more of my green
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>>30639915
>Your cute French cousin just laughed at one of your autistic jokes.
>Feels good.
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>>30640017
>It was a pity laugh
>Feel no good
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>>30639739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f389hIxZAOc
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>>30640017
>Fleur knows English but isn't fluent
>Nods and smiles when she doesn't catch what you said
>Blindly agreeing sometimes gets her into awkward situations
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>>30640715
>Fleur goes with Anon to a vidya launch thinking it's a movie.
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>>30640715
>>30640825
There is potential here
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>ywn ask your sister Adagio for help with your math homework
>ywn drop your pencil and her being the nice sister she is picks it up for you
>ywn see her shocked expression at the pitched tent you're sporting
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>>30640870
>She will never love to go "camping"
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>>30640825
>>30640869
>Fleur was initially mad at Anon for "wasting her time." even though she wanted to go
>Started watching him play vidya because Anon can't afford cable or satellite.
>Anon decides to put on French subtitles on so she knows what's going on.
>She starts to get really interested on the stories on some of his games.
>She cries at the end of The Walking Dead.
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>>30640956
>"Keep that hair short"
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>>30639499
Do canadian provinces really have logos like they're brands?
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>>30639341
Oil? Did you say... oil? Oil!? OOOIIILLLL! OOOIIILLLL!
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>>30639407
>The Apple side of the family finds her transformation into a country girl to be the most hilarious thing they've ever seen.
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>>30640956
>>30641000
>You pause the game and ask her should Clem walk away or shoot Lee?
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>>30641020
Yes.
The Canada has one too.
The word "Canada" in Times New Roman with the "d" as a flagpole for THE FUCKING LEAF
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>>30641000
Fuck you, that was sad as shit. Don't make me remember it.
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>>30641050
>>
Dude who wrote the Anon/Scoots/Blaze thing. Forgive me if I'm an retard and you already addressed this: do you have a pastebin?
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>Twilight Velvet being sexually active with Twilight Sparkle from a young age to mold her into a perfect wife for Twilight's older brother Anon
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>>30640825
>can't tell the difference
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>>30641020
And someone got paid taxpayer money to make them, too. A large percentage of canada's industry is just "make canadian stuff, we'll pay you because we know it's not profitable"
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>>30641730
not one of my own, some of my stuff has been pastebinned individually and (hopefully) added to the OP list.
If you want this one, best bin it yourself. I'm not sure why I'm so hesitant, but if I figure that out I'll let you know and/or do something about it... because I do want my shit archived same as anyone else.
>>
haha yes https://discord.gg/3mJqR8E
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>>30641817
>"It's called Metal Gear Solid!"
>Fifteen minutes later
>>"...Anon, why are you holding zaht controller?"
>>
Since the thread is almost done what should the next edition be? Playing vidya with Fleur edition or something else?
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>>30641936
how about just sharin'-a-bed edition. leave it open.
>>
So I've visited /mlp/ pretty sporadically over the years, and I remember that there used to be a pretty similar general by the name of Oedipus a few years back. I was wondering what happened to it,and if there was a separate pastebin for it?
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>>30642260
>Incest thread
Close, but no cigar. I might be wrong, but I think the Oedipus thread split up a few years ago. If you're specifically looking for mom-centric stuff, you probably want to go to the Momlestia thread, which usually pops up on the first of each month. You get feels and lewds in equal measure over there, all centered around Celestia being a maternal figure for Anon due to various circumstances (adopted at birth, just suddenly taken an interest in adult Anon and insists on mothering him, etc)

There was an Oedipus thread started about a year ago, and the pastebin provided there is the same one that's provided here. (https://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6).

But the last proper looking Oedipus thread can be found in the archive (http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21987325) and has a bunch of links to the then-current writer's pastebins.

But if you're in it for incest stuff in general, then this here is the place to be.
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>>30642358
Thanks man, I see some pastebins I dont recognize in the archive. I guess I'll also check out the momlestia thread.
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>>30641020
Yes. It's how we're able to identify and discard anything that comes from Quebec.
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>>30640870
>Not violently fucking her the moment she bends over
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>>30642358
>"This page is no longer available. It has either expired, been removed by its creator, or removed by one of the Pastebin staff."

Why?
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>>30639110
What, distention(or however its spelled)? Yeah, its real. And is an actual fetish that can be done by humans.
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>>30643393
but i mean it doesnt happen just from standard hot dickings, regardless of angle, right. you have to jam something huge up there and really risk hurting yourself
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>>30643684
Its kind of a side thing for people with a big dick fetish. Or big dildos. Whichever is available really.
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>>30643708
Or fists; your intestines are really stretchy.
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>>30641858
Kazihura "Mother Base for the Master Race" Miller.
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>>30643880
Did not mean to namefag there.
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New thread when?
And please add this writefriend >>30641834
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>>30643880
>>30643905
I've seen you before. I'm curious now, which thread do you write for? I think I saw you in tech once.
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>"You like mama's big breasts, sweetie? How'd you like to see them on your daughter?"
>>
are there any Rarimom stories
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Next edition is "Nudist Scootaloo"
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>>30646805
Maybe make it 'nudaloo' just so scruffy doesn't get ruffled.
And use that picture of her with the open shirt but nothing's showing?
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>>30646212
a few. more of her as an aunt I think, conveniently just making sweetie your cousin or leaving her as a young aunt. Rara's sex ed was the best green.
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new thread?
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>>30622102
Not author, just collected it together.
https://pastebin.com/kx5nSghN

Can we have it added to next thread's header?
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>>30647230
how could it possibly not be there
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>>30647240
There was no bin, as that dude up here said. Was there?
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New thread with >>30641834 and >>30647230 added?
We need a sfw pic so Scruffy doesn't delete us desu
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>>30647264
Do it!
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>>30647264
SFWest thing I have on this device.
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>>30647280
I think that's very appropriate. she looks like she'd like to get naked outside.
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>>30647280
>Your little sister Scootaloo will never take you into the Everfree woods to give her a mating press
It hurts.
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>>30647294
Basically everything ITT hurts, I don't know why I'm still reading this. Why are we here, anon? Just to suffer?
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>>30647280
Little sister Scootaloo?
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>>30647345
younger aunt nudaloo*
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>>30647280
>your younger cousin Scootaloo will never come to live with your family after her parents die in a car accident
>she will never have a huge crush on you and make an effort to walk around the house naked or wearing nothing but a towel where she thinks you can see her
>you will never notice, but pretend you don't because you can never be sure if she's doing it on purpose
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>>30647313
Probably, makes winning even sweeter.
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Next thread is "Cousin Scootaloo" edition.
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>>30647382
What winning? My mom is old, my cousin is not pretty or cute and has her own kids. My only option is to find a gf who is into this type of roleplay and we both know probabilities of this.
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>>30647402
Then burry this Fetish deep within your mind and go get someone normal
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>>30647428
I tried. Suffering is just too sweet and there is no place outside for me anymore. Remember, we're here forever.
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>>30647428
> you'll never introduce your gf into your darkest fetishes
> you'll never roleplay every single incestuous green ITT
> you'll never have to push down thoughts about your children as you two cannot just stop at this point
Life is a bithc
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>>30647441
I don't like remembering that fact but, all I can do is try to accept it
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>>30647294
>Mating press
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I need some romantic Fluttershy impregnation-related green. Someone write this. Otherwise I will, and I write so shittily that's a threat.
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>>30647531
Let's compromise, Anon. I'll also write Fluttershy impregnation green but only if you write some first.
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>>30647557
Are you joking? I guess I'll try either way.
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>>30647573
I'll write some tomorrow. I'm so tired I'm not even sure that I'm posting in the right thread half the time.
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I feel that this thread is about dead so who wants to make a new one
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>>30647557
>>30647573
you could work on it together.. i'd love to do that with someone
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MAKE A NEW FUCKING THREAD ALREADY!!!
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>>30647752
This.
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>>30647752
NEW THREAD:
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>>30647792
>>30647792
>>30647792
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