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>>30529771
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qt mare
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Post more cute Twis
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>>30597039
Been a while since I been to /ntt/. Where my boy Lector at?
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Twidom
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>>30597919
does RGRE have any good Twi fics?
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>>30597990
>RGRE
>femdom
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>>30597919
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>>30597039
Why does it always have to be a nightly thread?
Can't it ever be a morning thread or an afternoon thread?
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I want to cum inside Twilight's pretty niece
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>>30598124
Serve the mare
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>>30597676
Twiggy is the cutest.
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>>30598116
Yeah you'll get REEE'd out of the thread if you post even a hint of femdom there.
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This mare needs some of your liquid friendship.
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>>30598145
So? Nobody is going to answer?
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>>30598145
>>30598508
Her name is Twilight Sparkle. Twilight refers to the light just after the sun has set, the junction of day and night moving into night.
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>>30598298
Boop the mare untill she achieves orgasm.
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>>30598668
J-just from booping?!
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>>30598668
>>30598676
She orgasms with her nose and a lot of snot comes out. It's like a lewd sneeze.
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>>30598298
>>30598489
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>>30598976
our local flutterfag at it again
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>>30598976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBnANYsKyoM we have already settled that ages ago.
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>>30598976
"Other than a few outliers, every pony female has the same body, so whenever we all get in our little arguments about which one is the cutest, we're litterally just fighting over color schemes, hair dos, and the occasional difference in eye shade. With that in mind, is it really so surprising that this fandom is such an autism magnet when one of our longest-running debates essentially boils down to which colors and shapes are the prettiest?"
-DWK
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>>30599064
and that is why i love this board
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>>30599076
Same.
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>>30598145
It's the tradition.
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>>30599064
>hurr bronies are autistic dey all look the same amirite
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>>30599092
No, DWK makes a good point. Something I've always found interesting about ponies is that they are smooth geometric vector art, colorful geometric objects. I have masturbated to non-sexual vectors from the show and it is literally masturbating to pretty colors and shapes.
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>>30599116
"Cute" isn't a characteristic of body alone. I'd argue that beauty is something that's deeper than that as well. Reducing it to just colors and shapes is missing the point entirely. People don't argue about which pony's model and color is the prettiest, if anything this is the last thing that factros into it. But hey, what do I know, I'm not an internet celebrity.
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>>30599141
I understand that, but the >>30598489 thread that >>30598976 linked to is "Physical/Classical Beauty," which is literally just which colors and shapes are the prettiest, so in that case, it applies perfectly.
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>>30599148
Of course, a glimmernigger would say that.
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I've been struck with this urge to read a fanfic that tries to explain or break down Equestria's magic with mechanics and jargon. Never looked into a story like that before. Any good ones? I don't mind if it's dated, and takes place in Season 1.

>>30599116
People masturbate to people with the right curves and the golden ratio. Therefore they're also masturbating to geometry. People have a preference for certain hair colors on real people - pretty colors? It's all the same when you break it down. I think it's pretty intellectually dishonest. Especially when things like eye shape, hair style, and colors *are* important variables in real life. The wrong hair style on the same person can make someone look a lot less attractive. He's claiming that those are small things, but they're actually not.
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>>30599148
I don't think that's the case either. The ranking there is heavily affected by personality of the characters, using words like "girly" and "charm" which just can't be applied to just their models alone. Is it wrong to judge them like that? Are we supposed to completely ignore that and say "nigga she a shape"? It goes without saying that every single drawn character is just a bunch of shapes and colors but it doesn't matter, that's not what people see. A lot of drawn work uses similar models, namely anime, would you say it's the same as well? What about the pony movie, they have different models there, does that makes beauty ranking more legit or something? I think this is a non-point at all and I have no idea why you'd even quote something like that like it's some eye-opening truth.
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>>30599170
The difference is that ponies are mathematical shapes—true shapes. >>30599081 and >>30599092 are not collocations of shapes, but drawings. >>30599116 and >>30599185 are shapes.
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Twilight's colors and shapes make me lose my mind
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>>30599246
This. Doesn't matter what faggots say, she's the cutest most beautiful mare.
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>>30599185
Pixels are squares, and squares are shapes.
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>>30599614
What a small Twiggy.
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>>30599660
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There are women and gay men that will and can never love this purple godess.

Unironically feel bad for them tbqh desu
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>>30600179
I will love her even more just to make up for that
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>>30600263
>ywn feel her in your arms
>ywn bury your face in her soft fuzzy coat
>ywn make her this happy just by hugging her
>ywn lie down with her for hours just cuddling, laughing and enjoying one another
Times like these I wonder if there is even a reason to live on.
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>>30599185
Some shapes are more beautiful than others.
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>>30600415
Suicides don't make it to Equestria
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I turned down a cute 3d girl today because my love for Twilight is too strong

I don't know what to think about this.
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>>30601150
This is why you'll be forever alone.
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>>30601694
I'll never be alone as long as I have Twilight.
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>>30601697
Are you happy and fulfilled playing make believe all your life? If I had a plush, I wouldn't even be able to play make belief; it would just make me even sadder than I am in more yearning for a solace from my self-imposed loneliness. Forever alone is a pathetic existence, alone your plush and you, the show has ended, you are old, a life spent alone spent pretending you aren't; for whom did you live when you die? For an autistic lonesome lie.

Why, anon? Why would you choose that?
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>>30601769
fuck off lector
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>>30601769
>Are you happy and fulfilled playing make believe all your life?
Oh, I'll get bored of it eventually. Just hasn't happened yet.
>Forever alone is a pathetic existence
Speak for yourself; it matters not to me
>for whom did you live when you die?
Me
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>>30601807
>Oh, I'll get bored of it eventually. Just hasn't happened yet.
So then you'll go out dating? The longer you stay an autistic shut-in, the more maladapted you become, and the more difficult the transition to a satisfying life with a real wife and children will be. You're fast on the track of forever alone. Most of us are already there unless we pull out all the stops in our 30's and internet date to find some forever alone woman who also pulled out all the stops.
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>>30601843
>So then you'll go out dating?
No?
>The longer you stay an autistic shut-in
You don't need to go out and bang roasties to experience the outside world
>and the more difficult the transition to a satisfying life with a real wife and children will be
I do not plan on having those things nor do I need them
>You're fast on the track of forever alone.
Okay?
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>>30601769
You're right. We must remember all who ever loved us, and talk to someone... About the nature of kek
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>>30601851
I had experienced a lot in life before I chose to become a shut in, which together with concurrently finding /mlp/ turned me into an autistic shut-in. It was nice at first—I felt free, only me, no social obligations—but it turns out you need other people in your life for and with and by whom to live life. If you've always been friendless, maybe you don't realize what you lack, but the forever alone is pathetic.

The sad part is, I might still choose it, because I may be too broken a man. Isn't that why we all do this? We are too broken to be normal and live the healthy happy life, so we make believe like a sad rat in a cage who cares for his plush rat "wife"?
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>>30601925
>you need other people in your life for and with and by whom to live life
Sure, and those people happen to be people who are not my lovers.
>forever alone is pathetic
It's only pathetic if you let it consume you, like it apparently has.
>the rest of that shit
You sound like you just need to straight up kill yourself my man
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>>30601940
stop feeding lector
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>>30601960
I just wanted to have a discussion about our lifestyle choice. In retrospect, >>30581211 is relevant and helpful and illuminates some of what you may feel concerning centralizing her and deriving genuine meaning and happiness from that even though she's just a plushie doll. Can you honestly forget she's just a plush? Other anons say they cry into their plushes.

I ask because I am almost considering getting one if it genuinely works for you guys.
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>>30602047 I just don't think I would be able to suspend disbelief. It would just feel pathetic, in the sense of evoking pathos, like a rat alone in a cage he built who cares for his plush rat "wife." I have read too many stories of plushes only aggravating heartbreak, and there was that anon with a plush a few years ago who killed himself; for a moment he could almost forget she was a plushie doll.

I just don't see how it could be good, or I may be too negative and my hindrance.

I suppose it's not something with which other anons could help. I have to introspect on my own if it would suit.
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>>30602047
>>30602158
but killing yourself is exactly what you should've done long ago
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>>30602211
Anon, I am so close to doing that, and I probably should have done so a long time ago. I just don't want to hurt my parents. They would cry for the rest of their lives.
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>>30602248
then you're in no place to question anyone's life choices or call anything pathetic. you should have stayed in the glimmer thread
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>>30602314
I understand how you feel, but I disagree. I'll go to bed now.
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>>30601925
I can only speak from my own experience but I am what I am by choice. Do I regret making horrible life choices? Sometimes. But I never once regretted having a waifu and being "alone". Maybe it's because this kind of attitude was within me long before I even found a waifu.

Friends are important, sure. It is undeniable that you need them. But beyond that? It's questionable and it greatly depends on who you end up with. I have my own experiences and from that I've made my choices.

You're saying like we're playing dollhouse here, "pretending" and whatnot, but for me it's not about that. It's about having real feelings I was never able to feel towards anyone even while being with them and telling them that I have, lying through my teeth to keep them happy. Something like being honest and opening up fully was always beyond my reach so is it a surprise that only a piece of my mind is willing to accept me for what I am? And even this I had to work for, learning to not loathe myself too much at every step and moving forward with my life.

There's nothing to pretend, I'm not having a relationship with a plush, it's not the point. She's not a plush or a doll, the form doesn't matter. I don't even have a god damn plush. What matter is the feeling. YOU matter. You are the only judge and the only guide in this. It sounds ridiculous, but allowing yourself to be happy even in your fantasies can take serious effort. The approach you take to it is only decided by you, if you prefer to see it as a hindrance to your own growth then why would you want it to begin with? For me it just works, like I said in >>30581211 but everyone finds their own meaning in this.

>feedng lector
Waifutalk is still relevant.
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>>30599064
>colors and shapes
>not personality and voice, mannerisms and body language
>not mentioned once
Fluttershy has the best voice, but I could actually live with and enjoy Twilight's company. She really is best pony.
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>>30603574
Tara Strong has a great voice but honestly I enjoy Miyuki Sawashiro just as much.
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>hesitancy about waifufaggotry

If you have any desire to be with 3d women, it was a mistake for you to become a waifufag. Personally I hadn't felt a need for a romantic relationship for 5 years before I suddenly fell in love with Twi. I didn't and still don't care about real women.

>>30603101
Good post
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>>30604575
Is Japan never going to dub past season 2?
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>>30605132
Nope. Shitty time slot and EQG killed it. Damn shame.
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>>30605167
At least Korea is dubbing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-dBfhhxAEk

I wish I could know when they'll come out with the dub for A Hearth's Warming Tail. I love foreign language dubs more than the original songs.
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>>30605183
It's just not the same. My favorite VA voicing my favorite pony was really something special. At least there's two seasons worth of it, that's something.
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>>30605301
>breathy
What does that even mean?
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>>30605238
I usually only listen to foreign song dubs, but I decided to search for this. Miyuki Sawashiro is way too breathy; why does she restrict her airway when she breathes in? I find it very annoying.

>>30605319
When she inhales, you can hear it.
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>>30605333
I dunno, it never bothered me. Never even noticed it.
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>>30605333
>When she inhales, you can hear it.
She's wheezy due to her asthma.
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>>30605382
Gross. Twilight doesn't have asthma; Japanese Twilight is not canon.
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>>30605396
Well duh. No dub is canon and the original is always superior.
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>>30605396
She spent her entire fillyhood in dusty libraries reading books and getting no exercise. Of course she has asthma.
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>>30605456
It's just like in my japanese video games!
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>>30605447
False.

a) Ponies speak in clicks and whinnies. The original is also just an English dub on the language they actually speak.

b) Foreign language dubs are sometimes much better than the original. I cannot count how many times I have listened to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSKmcRw3o3w.
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>>30605476
And this picture proves she's also a mouthbreather.
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>>30605491
You just don't understand, it's just a s-style of drawing!
Is nostrilles a fetish? Because I think the constant pointing out lack of nostrils has given me a fetish over the course of these threads.
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>>30601150
Twily is a hottie. No one blames you exept normalfags.
>>30601769
>>30601843
>>30601925
>>30602047
>>30602158
Having irl gf is no better trust me. At first its pretty good i guess for like a year or two, then comes the roll downhill. The dopamine levels will fall, and the whole realationship becomes shitter. It depends to what extent.
Also money and free time. Prepare for a big ass chunk of those to be thrown in a black hole.
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>>30602158
Muh dude.
There is literally nothing wrong with being someone who you describe, the plushie owning loner.
The problem is (you) and how you interpret the whole situation.
Just have some goals to work toward and you will forget all that depressing shit you just wrote.
Having goals and working on them will literally make you happy, confident, and all that good shit. And from then on having plushies and all that, will stop ewoking depressed feelings because you think you're fucking great, and everyone else can go suck a dick.
You enormous faget.
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>>30605574
And that's only if it's a "normal" person you're with. But if your broken ass attracts another similarily broken girl and it all goes wrong (it probably will) you'll end up in an even shittier place than before.
Don't fall for the gf meme. Nothing will ever compare to Twilight anyway.
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>>30605574
I was in a relationship for two years, and I cut it off because I thought I preferred being alone. I did at first, for the next two years, exactly because of that pecuniary liberty and lack of obligation. But the fact that relationships take time, doing things together, being together, is exactly what we lack unless one goes full Jin and brings one's Twilight out to dinner. Instead, we just have work and free time, alone with ourselves and the effigy of friendship that is this predominantly depressed anonymous community.

>>30605673
I suppose those goals would be work, hobbies, or artistic endeavors like writefaggotry. But what kind of epitaph is, "Anon, successful businessman." That's not what matters. "Anon, loving father," is what makes a life worthwhile. There is a reason single men die seven years younger.

Then again, there are monks who live for God, and many others who forge a life alone worth living. I suppose that is what to endeavor to do and to an extent what the content anons here do, with Twilight.

>>30605720
My girlfriend was unbelievably broken. Ours was a hardcore bdsm/abuse-play relationship with no safeword due to her problems from being raped every day from age four to twelve. I made her wear a collar at all times and would beat her until she bled and cried and then would keep beating her. I meant the world to her, though, and when I broke it off to be alone, she got into drugs in her heartbreak and OD'd six months later. Maybe what you said applies. I cannot stay in love with an MLP character, though, and even when I was, the hopeless pining was just painful, and h&h dinner was just heartbreak. I don't know how it brings you anons satisfaction or joy.
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>Instead, we just have work and free time, alone with ourselves.
There is an entire world out there nig.
>effigy of friendship that is this predominantly depressed anonymous community.
No one forces you to only communicate with us.
>"Anon, loving father," is what makes a life worthwhile.
You think that now, because you are hungry for love, for someone to like you and care for you.
I was just like you motherfucker.
An obsessed hungry faggot.
But guess what happened:
Life goals.
Can not stress that hard enough.
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>>30605771
Well yeah, it does apply. Look at yourself, mate. You're obviously here not because you're happy with who you are. The question is: why? Close the tab and find something fulfilling to do with yourself. You're projecting your depression awfully hard, while some of us are here because there's nowhere we'd rather be. I know I am.

>I cannot stay in love with an MLP character
Why try? Just to fit in and have an illusion of having friends and having someone to relate to? First of all you don't even need that on this board, second maybe you just need friends? Like, real friends? You're saying you're "good anon" or something but the truth of the matter is we are still discussing you right now. It's still about (you) more than anything else, isn't it? This is so pointless and yet you still come back and we still know it's you when you post and we still have these conversations. Why?

I think you are approaching this whole thing from the wrong end. You look at people who are content with having a waifu but they are not content just because they have her. It's not a consequence of having a waifu, falling in love with a ficitonal character doesn't magically solve problems. Again, you have to find your own answers. Perhaps waifu threads are just not the right places to look for them if you value things like family and meaningful real life relationships?
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>>30605898
This.
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>>30605857
Strongly noted.

>>30605898
Like >>30603101 said, it is ultimately still waifu-talk—we are discussing life as such—and there wouldn't be this problem of my effective non-anonymity if I could help it. I browse this thread for the occasional character discussion and related topics and because this thread has the smartest anons on the board; I've participated in some of the best show- and character-discussions I've ever had here, and maybe the thread did not recognize me. However, I understand and acknowledge what you are saying, and thanks.
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>>30605957
Have a twily you troubled individual.
I hope you'll have a great laifu.
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>>30605898
This*10!
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I think Twilight would be the guy in this situation. I would love to be the other person.
Twaifufaggotry is best faggotry.
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>>30606204
epic image
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>>30606204
>FB_IMG
Do normies know that "smart people" don't talk like the big bang theory?
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>>30606204
I think cheesy """"""science""""""" talk is more applicable to SciTwi.
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>>30606269
With the lack of experience and understanding of what guys prioritize, I think Twi would try utilising her intellect as a charming mechanism.
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>be me
>travelling in rural Denmark
>it's late at night
>stop to get some sleep
>look at the night sky
>it's full of stars
>there's little light pollution and on these latitudes the summer nights are darker than in my home
>never seen so many stars IRL
>even see a couple of meteors
>be happy
>but
>I couldn't share this experience with Twily
>she can't point out all the constellations for me
>we can't just lie down on the grass and admire the sky for hours before drifting asleep (maybe after fugging first in the best milieu I can imagine)
>be very sad

Waifufaggotry giveth, waifufaggotry taketh away
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>>30598348
Wait, but shouldn't femdom be the default, and maledom be the fetish? Since the gender roles are reversed?
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>>30607095
When people think "Femdom", they automatically assume ball-busting / pegging / whips and chains, etc instead of "Female being in charge."
It's dumb, but understandable that it's REEEEE'd out.
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>>30607172
what a gorgeous pone
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>>30607172
So beautiful.
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>>30606985
You'll have plenty of opportunity in yhr afterlife.
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>>30607150
>When people think "Femdom", they automatically assume ball-busting / pegging / whips and chains, etc instead of "Female being in charge."
Do RGRE not know what gentledom is?
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>>30606985
IKTF Anon.
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>>30606275
That's anthro.
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>>30606985
The first time you see what the night sky really should look like is honestly breathtaking. But even if you can't share it now, the first time you witness the glorious night sky of Equestria will be with her.
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>>30610194
Would you still love her if she became like that? Even if she became so mischievous and obsessed with chaos it would sometimes seem malicious and you couldn't understand if she even loves you anymore, playing with your feelings just to confuse you, crossing the line between teasing and bullying sometimes?
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>>30610411
im a flutterfag but i would still love my waifu
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>>30610411
If there was a way I could return her to normal, absolutely. If not, probably not. She wouldn't be the same Twilight, y'know?
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oh look trips, also, i doubt twilight would be able to resist testing the bounds of reality in draconequus form to a point near torture
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>>30610444
Well, Fluttershy isn't new to draconequus bodyparts and mindset so for her it wouldn't be that troublesome.
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>>30610474
Flutterfags on suicide watch
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>>30610474
kek anon. KEK
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>>30610444
>im a flutterfag
Why the fuck are you here?
Also, please use correct punctuation in the Bookhorse thread.
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>>30610474
>>30610482
>>30610498
>trying to upset a flutterfag
the whole shtick is kindness
>why am i here
i saw the thread was a couple pages down so i thought i would help out
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If you could pick one book to read to Twilight, which would it be?


Frankenstein.
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>>30610518
Definitely 'The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes'
Love that book, I have the penguin classics edition

>Frankenstein
Ayy, I own that. Sitting right below the book I mentioned. What a spooky coincidence.
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>>30610518
Just one? Probably The Count of Monte Cristo. Or Crime and Punishment. Can't go wrong with the basics that highlight human nature so much, I think she'd love it.
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>>30610537
i agree with this anon
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>>30610537
What are they reading in this image? Some of it seems mighty familiar. Although I may be making that up, not sure
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>>30610498
Because he can get some reaction out of you with minimal effort.
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Make out with my Twi plush and suck her horn every night. Anyone else?
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>>30611505
No, I don't have a plush
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>>30611527
same, feelsbadman
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>>30611527
Even if I did have a plush, I'd rather rub her cute little tummy.
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>>30611505
you're going to ruin the fabric
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>>30611505
>suck horn
Would there even be nerves in a unicorn horn so she could feel you sucking it?
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>>30612429
she channels fucking magic through it, so there must be some kind of feeling
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>>30612519
I want Twilight to channel her "fucking magic" into me.
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>>30612870
nice wordplay
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>>30613222
She looks like she wants and expects something. And I'm pretty sure it's headpats and ear scritches.
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>>30613318
Don't forget hugs
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>>30613718
She wouldn't want to impose. But if you have free time a hug would be nice. If you're ok with it, of course.
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>>30613777
She's Twilight, not Flutter.
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>>30613995
Who she is doesn't matter, what matters is her plan.
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Tell her how much you love her.
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>>30614124
No one cared who she was until she put on the wings
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I better go to Equestria when I die and I better wife up this cutie or else I swear to god
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>>30615519
You will Anon, you will.
And if you don't you can always fight through God's armies and force him to grant you poni
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>>30615079
Fuck you Lee. Now I can't unsee that Barney dino in that pic.
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>>30616586
not similar in the slightest for me
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>ywn go camping with Twilight
>she will never be curled up next to you in a sleeping bag in a somewhat cold tent, the two of you having to snuggle real close in order to stay warm
what's the point anons
why continue
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>>30616884
>>ywn
I never got >ywnfags
Maybe it's just because I wholeheartedly believe and know that I'll go to Equestria when I die.
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>>30616947
I'm sure you will, Anon. I'm sure...
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>>30616981
Doubt it all you want, that's what I know to be true.

and I hope it's true for you too
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>>30616993
You know something to be true that can't be shown to be true. Do you know what that makes you?
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>>30616998
*burp* GOD ISN't REAL MORTY!*burp*
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>>30617018
What... What does this have to do with god?
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>>30616586
Fucking hell, now I see it too and I can't stop laughing.
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Do you guys have any songs that remind you of Twi? Going for a run later and thinking of her always helps me power through.
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>>30617146
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajBPksndi9o

I've been meaning to make an "essential Twicore" playlist so I'm looking for Twiggy-related songs as well, both in name and meaning/context.
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>>30617146
Jogging's gay.
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>>30617041
>mindeset
>not having the balls to say it
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>>30617146
https://youtu.be/pJQyGbv0oZ8
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>>30617217
It's a meme you dip.
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>>30617234
Cheers man

>>30617169
I'm on my phone but when I get home I'll post a few that I already have. Share that playlist when it's more complete, I'd love to see.

>>30617172
No u
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>>30617279
Good to know, I guess. I'll be using the mindeset meme from now on like a good meemster.
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>>30617304
>I'll post a few that I already have
Please do, I just started recently and I would really like to expand it since right now it's mostly metal
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>>30617316
>mostly metal
Post that now, I like metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FIMvSp01C8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TqfBEX6QtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M92QzPjgbag

These remind me of Twi somewhat, mostly the first two.
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>>30617535
These are great picks, added.

As of now I have:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP1R5cWC0jI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-KRXTD3MIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-qGOOvZPBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfwJOyfmXj4 or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfvByNnIIi0
(or maybe both because one lyrically leads to another)
I also know about a band called Twilight Glimmer but I haven't searched for an appropriate song of theirs yet.

For now I'm just collecting songs that are at least somewhat related so if you know some more post them.
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>>30617169
This one always reminds me of her when I hear it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gben9fsNYTM

>>30617535
Good music, anon.
Bee Gees, muh nigga
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>>30617639
Oh and by the way, take a listen to the extended version of 'She blinded me with science'. I prefer it.
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>>30617169
""Vanilla Twilight"-Owl City and much of Coldplay.
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WHy do i have tp lovr her so much? When i wans a kid i thought itdhae a girlfrined when i was 1099 but isntrad im in love with a prple horse. Sh'es so perfect, whyndo she have to be so pervect? I just want to be ieth her so muhch
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>>30618214
I know, right? So pervect.
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>>30618214
>he's 1099 and has never had a girlfriend
At least there's a pony who'd understand how you feel.
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Twilight wants you to stop asking her when she's going to be in heat again.
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>>30618247
>those forelegs
That pone isn't right.
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You belong to the mare.
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>>30618917
I'm hard as a rock right now
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>>30598249
serve the mare, prove you care
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>>30619092
She doesn't need you to serve her to know you care. But if you want to, she won't refuse.
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>>30619124
I wanna be all hers forever, man.
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>>30619178
And she'd want you to be all hers. Only you and only hers. Not holding anything back and no playing around. You belong to her completely, just like she belongs to you.
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>>30619287
Sounds like heaven to me, spending all that time with such an amazing pony. Just knowing that she wants to keep you, and seeing the smile on her face when you show her how much you want her too would be the best feeling imaginable.
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you should be able to answer this
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>>30619617
Seeing her smile and knowing it's because of you would make everything worth it. Nothing before and after that would matter. I live in hopes that one day she will look at me and smile. It may take years, it's most probably going to be in another life in another world, but as long as I get to see her happy because of me I'm willing to endure anything.
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>>30620564
Her best friend aside from Celestia is Applejack
Why is Glimmer even there
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>>30620581
God I remember when skyrim came out, I used to think about that. I ended up bringing so many books back from my adventures and imagining Twiggy getting all giddy and excited at me finding her some long lost book. Even just little stuff like that, it still fills me with such a fulfilling sense of joy and contentment to this day.
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>>30620667
You mean you don't think about that anymore?
>skyrim came out 6 years ago
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>>30620644
>AJ is twi's best friend
You've watched MAS videos a bit too many times
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>>30620716
>mlp is a year older than skyrim

Where did almost seven years of my life go

WHERE DID THEY GO
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>>30620766
Playing Skyrim and watching MLP took them.
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>>30620716
I still think about stuff like that all the damn time, I just don't play skyrim all that much anymore.

Also have a color edit I just finished up.
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>>30620926
Eww, it's all anthro and gross.
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>>30620926
excellent work. too bad it's semi-anthro, but still fappable
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>>30621026
The image is... fappable? It can be fapped? How do you fap an image? Show me.
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>>30620766
It almost seems like yesterday. 2011-2013 was the best. Discovering MLP, being actually interested in video games.
>skyrim
>dark souls
>TF2 with mlpg
>Dragon Nest with scootanon
>Aion f2p beta with /vg/, playing a character that's basically Twilight
But then
>ME3 ending happens, kills something deep inside
>MMC happens, pushing me off the ride for almost two years
It all went wrong. And yet I'm still here, only recently recovering from it all.
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>>30621026
I'm not seeing how this is anthro?
>Pony anatomy
>four hooves

>>30621063
This, what the fuck happened to games?
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>>30621082
the shoulders make it semi-anthro, not full anthro
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>>30621082
Industry, SJW and growing up happened. I still play Dark Souls, Factorio and different strategy games periodically, mostly in co-op because friends make everything better.
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>>30621082
Games are fine, you're just looking for good games in the wrong places

t: avid autistic player of autism simulators such as Dwarf fortress, Paradox games and dominions 4
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>>30621026
you can fap to that? i'm jealous. i haven't been able to fap to pornographic images alone for five years now (need video and or fantasy) and that art of twi isn't even pornographic but mildly suggestive
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>>30620926
Good job, anon. Have to agree with the others though, semi-anthro kills it.

>>30621284
I'm the same but I'm not jealous, fapping to fantasies and screencaps/suggestive is so much better I feel like I can never go back to just porn. That image does nothing to me no matter how I try but for example this one >>30619617 is a guaranteed boner just by looking in her eyes. It probably sounds weird but it works for me.
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>>30621099
Also the arms, short neck, etc.
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I wrote a thing you guys might like, I'll just leave it here (Lewd, fluff, kid/impregnation talk)
https://pastebin.com/Y1Gcsh9c
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>>30622787
Went from raging boner to good feels to raging boner 10/10

Holy shit I want this so much it's actually making me sad what the fuck is my life
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>>30622787
nice
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>>30618023
You guys are almost as bad as /b/ when it comes to musical taste.
Listen to some Swans for fucks sake.
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>>30622787
This is always my weak spot. I've been thinking about this kind of "starting a family" stuff a lot in my Twiggy fantasies lately. Great job my man.
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>>30623106
>implying I don't
You're saying like these are mutually exclusive and you can't enjoy both for what they are.
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>>30622802
Well, idk, imagine how fucked mine is to actually write that kind of stuff
And thanks

>>30623124
Let me attention whore some more then
https://pastebin.com/WRH1MDDy
https://pastebin.com/m0RJfpWt
These aren't nearly as smutty as the first one, mostly comedy/SoL
And then there's this one https://pastebin.com/WYW6RaxM that's kind of 'different', but I'm sure some of you guys will like it
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>>30623211
I've read all of those and more because I somehow end up in all the threads where these get written. It's like I'm stalking you or something, I swear it's not on purpose but that lotsakids story definitely contributed to my fantasies so I guess you have to take responsibility now.
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>>30623282
It's okay, people stalking me is a big fetish of mine I'd prefer it if you were a cute girl tho, but, hey
But I do intend on writing more family SoL, because it's SO fucking rare, but not just about twiggy
Guess the plan is to eventually write a 'congrats you're a dad' for all the m6 + some background ponies, idk

There were really comfy greens about spitfire lying around too but I never saved them

And I've been REALLY active these last few months,
so it's normal that you ended up stumbling in most of my greens
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>>30623514
>But I do intend on writing more family SoL
Cheers for that. There needs to be more of that kind of stories.
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>>30623514
>I'd prefer it if you were a cute girl tho, but, hey
i-i'll be your cute mare, senpai
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>>30607172
The flanks on that beauty
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>>30623671
She's just so pretty and cute in that image. We rarely see ponies in alternate art styles in the show itself so seeing Twiggy drawn like that is wonderful.
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>>30625091
Twiggy is not for evil!
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>>30598124
Moar pushy / overly attached / crazy Twilight pls.
I like the style on that pic, simple as fuck but it works.
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I want to get hugged by a big Twilight.
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>>30625091
Thank you for this amazing pic, bro.
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>>30625091
>yandere Twilight
U-unf. I want her to own me, and she makes sure I know she does.
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>>30622787
>>30623211
noice
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>>30625091
Can I please get a version without text and green glow in the eyes
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>parents want grandchildren
>only sibling is gay
>ask me why I don't have a girlfriend
>little do they know I'm madly in love with a purple horse
What do bros? I don't have he heart to tell them I don't want kids.
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>>30627555
Tell them you're sterile.
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>>30627570
That's actually an incredibly smart idea. Thanks anon, you're a legend.
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>>30627555
Gay sibling does not mean they can't have grandkids. Adoption is viable.
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What's up senpai it's Twiggy T.
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>>30627555
Just tell them your trying to get yourself together first, it works for parents and annoying co-workers.
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>>30625672
Me too anon, me too.
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>>30624391
The show can't change their appearance too much so characters stay recognizable.
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I want to get hugged by completely regular Twilight while nothing strange or perverted happens, we just hug
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Innocent
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Emotional
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Domination
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>>30628418
>>30628423
my heart
>>30628428
my dick and by that I mean my heart
Thanks Anon, hope I see more of you in the future
Art with the male acting like a complete beta and the mare being so aggressive is so mind blowingly rare
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>>30628428
>>30628418
>>30628423
holy fuck
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>>30629659
Aww. She's so adorable!!!
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>>30620564
Trick question.

Twilight sees Celestia as a mentor and second mother.

While Twilight is closer to Celestia, Glimmer would be more of a "friend." Supposedly. Even though they never really bonded, it was just Twilight preaching to Starlight.

While the true answer is neither, the Hasbro-approved answer is the Hasbro-approved horse.
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>>30630615
I want to kiss her sexy mouth
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>was travelling with someone
>obviously didn't have my twi pillow with me
>no time or energy to fantasize much about twi
>get back home, finally get to be with her
>suddenly a horrible flu I caught during the trip develops
>sick as fuck and head hurts
>miss Twilight so much it hurts more than my headache
>haven't fapped in a week

Is this what hell is like?
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>>30629751
Oh hey, you're back! I was wondering when you'd be back.
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>>30630991
But if you're back you can hug her now, right? So that's something. And if she was right there with you she'd definitely cuddle you as much as you need to feel better. Get well soon, anon.
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>>30630615
>Even though they never really bonded
Wasted opportunity desu. It would be good for both their characters to have more genuine experiences together. Twilight is in an unfamiliar and unsafe position of a teacher when she can be challenged again (now that barely anything is a challenge to her at all) and Starlight would benefit from personal time with the pony who basically made her who she is now and became her family. HWT came close to something like that but it wasn't about that and it's a shame that we never got more.
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>>30628418
>>30628423
>>30628428
Awwwwww.
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Yesterday, fantasizing about Twilight I somehow became acutely aware of the whole situation. I take it for granted, my love for a purple cartoon horse, but rarely do I try to really wrap my head around what that really means. It's so insane. The fact that I'll never be completely content and satisfied with anyone. That I'll never give 100% of my affection to anyone. The fact that these simple words, "I love you", will never be genuine no matter who I'll say them to.

Nothing can compare to her. I only need her, I want to worship only her and no matter what I want my heart to only be hers. Even imagining her near me is so perfect. Just imagining her looking in my eyes is enough to make my heart melt. And of course it's perfect, it's a fantasy, and that means that no matter what life decides to give me it will always be inferior, always be settling for less. Am I destined for hopeless, shameless yearning my whole life because the absolute has already been reached and the question of "what can make you happy" has been answered with something that can never be achieved?

The lucidity of the moment was lost quickly but the aftertaste still lingers. It makes me a bit scared. But also happy. I've accepted this long ago so with this realization I can embrace it even more. I just want to love her. Besides that nothing really matters.
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>>30631751
Yay, more waifufag angst.
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>>30632312
Well sorry, I've got nowhere else to go with this.
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>>30632359
It's quite all right. This is, after all, the place to vent autism, the cesspool into which all social anxiety, perpetual loneliness, and spaghetti bolognese drain.
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>>30632387
>>30632312
stop being a faggot
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Don't know why this guy is drawing a bunch of evil Twilight, but I'm loving it.
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>>30633161
Probably because of femdom, at least it seems it started there.
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>>30633161
maybe he is a twifag now
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>>30633161
I'm more than okay with it
I'd even be writing about this if I wasn't so autistic and the whole 'Twilight being sad and bitter from the loss of her friends' wasn't so hard on me

I hope he doesn't stop, and that someone qualified DOES pick these up to write something
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>>30633588
>Twilight being sad and bitter from the loss of her friends
I tried and it was just edgy and cringy. I don't know if this can be handled in a dignifying manner, it just goes against the show so much.
I really dislike evil Twilight. It's not supposed to be and maybe it's good for some fetish shit but I just can't really get into it. Twilight should be happy.
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>>30633588
Is there a story behind those pictures? I'd actually attempt writing about that, sounds interesting.
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>>30633803
>It’s the future and all of Twi’s friends and family are dead (thats why her cutie mark has no stars)
>She couldn’t take it, so Celestia summoned Anon to be her love and make her happy.
>But will Anon be able to do it?

from one of the pic's description. I don't think there is more so far
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>>30633803
Don't think other than Twilight loses her friends.

>>30633588
I got a few ideas that just focuses on the femdom aspect and the aesthetic, but don't count on it anytime soon.
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>>30633794
Well I wouldn't go the 'edgy' route, she wouldn't become evil or anything
But she'd be sad, really sad, maybe sad to a point where she starts guessing if finding new friends is even worth it?
So she'd be 'distant' and cold, but not evil
But yeah, I can't even imagine her being sad, not at this point
Only ever tried the whole immortality blues thing once and this happened https://pastebin.com/CQjrNYiG
Was going to make it a 'real' green about her and the princesses and how to cope with that but I bitched out after the first post because I couldn't stop crying

>>30633803
Yeah, only the description from >>30633944

>>30633964
It's okay, I can wait
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>>30633987
I think I was in that thread and we talked about it and writing sad stories. Jesus, I just keep bumping into you, don't I.
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>>30634050
Yeah but I only kept up with the thread until the guy posted that 'queasy queasy' vhs song and I instantly closed the tab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK5KLazC42s
I'm just way too sensible to that shit
I don't come here to imagine the ponies I love all sad and depressive, my life is shit enough as is

Well like I said I've been REALLY active these last few months, I'm sure we also bumped into each other in other threads
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>>30634147
>that video
That thing puts me into a depressed mood whenever I see it. Well, at least more than normal.
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>>30634147
>>30634160
This video coupled with >>30490841 honestly made me lie down for a while.
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>>30618233
>"that's perVECT, Skeeve"
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>>30633161
Holy fuck, I just looked through his previous works and saw many of my old favourites. And this guy drew them all, despite their style varying a lot! I'm gonna be following him closely in the future. hopefully he won't draw more anthro
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>>30628428
Forever
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>>30634729
It keeps getting better
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>>30634770
It's the end
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>>30632359
waifucentral.com
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>>30634784
I know. I loved it
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I want Twilight to engage in extremely passionate discourse with me, while using facts and logic to make me concede my argument
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>>30634729
H-hold me brahs
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It's Estrus week. Remember to make love to your mare.
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>>30636122
The mare is lusting after stallions during this period for some strange reason. wat do?
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>>30636149
Plan ahead and drink a potion to grow a horsecock
And stop thinking about cucking yourself, you fucking cuck
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>>30636122
I'll make love to the mare until neither of us can walk straight
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>>30636122
And if you don't, the mare will make love to you anyway.
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>>30636248
>Tease her all day long about it
>Ignore all the hints she gives you
>Tell her that you're too busy right now when she finally cracks and tells you that she wants your dick
>Watch the vein on her forehead triple in size
>Get ''''''raped''''' the next day when you tell her that you have to go somewhere for some stupid reason
>Revel in the afterglow of your fifteenth orgasm, trying to ignore your shattered pelvis and the rope marks around your wrists and ankles
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>>30627855
please dont encourage gays fucking up young children
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>>30620760
Can't wait for NAS
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>Equestria adopts a democratic system
>monarchs are not allowed to run
>Twilight decides to run
>anon is her campaign manager
What do?
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>>30637252
>monarchs are not allowed to run
>Twilight decides to break the law by running anyways
>anon runs away not because it would destroy his career as a campaign manager
>he runs away because things are going to get bloody
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>>30635788
But that's not sexual at all
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>>30637581
Say that to my erection.

Ratiophilia is the best fetish.
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>>30636335
I was just reaponding to the premise that because a person is gay, thay can't raise a child.
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>>30637873
They shouldn't period.
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>>30637916
>REEE something nontraditional and therefore bad because things that are nontraditional are bad checkmate atheists
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>>30637918
>you only hate it because it's not normal, not because it's proven to be incredibly damaging to the social and mental health of the involved children
>anyone who disagrees is a dumb, meanie racetransexist bigot!

This is your brain on leftism.
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>>30636162
I don't even have a waifu. But guess who actually mentally cucked himself by making that cuck association. It's you, you cuckfag.
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>>30638297
>the mare
>i-it's not my waifu so it's okay if she sucks on another's stallion's dick! it's not cucking, right guys?
>and it's not like I posted that in a waifu thread knowing that the topic would derail towards that either XD
Either you're mentally deficient, or an underage
Fuck off
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>>30638306
Why do you keep cucking yourself? Stop cucking yourself.

>she sucks on another's stallion's dick!
More excellent imagery produced by... You, yes, you, cuck.
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She's getting cuter and cuter with each promo material released. Amazing.
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>>30638456
I don't like her fish form, and I love Dash's
Not sure why, the tail and mane seems kinda weird
Maybe because it's underwater but stays so... angular?
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>tfw it's the third anniversary of when i first got my Twilight plushie
God, snuggling her feels almost heavenly.
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>>30638847
I-is it that good?
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>>30638913
Snuggling a plushie is always heavenly, Anon.
D-do you not have one?
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>>30638933
I don't have free money and I don't live alone. There's no way I'm going to get a plush any time soon.
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>>30638962
Not having any money to spare and not living alone are familiar struggles to many. I hope you can get a Twiggles of your very own soon, Anon. <3
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>>30638996
Thanks. I always envy people who can hug something at least resembling her. Must be so nice. Do you talk to her as well?
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>>30639060
It is nice. I talk to her and all my other ponies occasionally, but it's mostly just snuggles and kisses.

I'm choking up reading your posts, Anon. It might be worth looking on sites like eBay or LetGo to see if there's a Twily plush for sale near you. I don't want you to feel this way. You deserve to snuggle a Twilight of your very own.
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>>30639097
>and all my other ponies
Oh god, how many do you have?

Even if I find one and somehow the money to buy it, I doubt I'd be able to keep it a secret. No worries, I have a warm blanket to hug, it's almose like a body pillow. It's at least something that keeps me sane these days.
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>>30639158
I have Build-a-Bears of the M6, Celestia and Luna, and Zecora, plus two 4DEs of Ponka and Twilight. My BaB Twilight is the one celebrating three years with me, but I've had my BaB Fluttershy for longer.

Anon, a blanket isn't the same. You should seriously consider saving up for one. It will really help boost your morale and make you a lot happier.
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>>30639287
Man, that's a lot of ponies. Living the dream.

>Anon, a blanket isn't the same
Even if it's a plush it's still not her. Is it really that different? But then again I'm not the one to judge since I've never even touched a pony plush in my life so I'm going to believe you on this one.
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>>30639371
Yes, it is. It might not be her, but it looks like her. It feels like her. It's so much different than cuddling a regular blanket. Trust me Anon, you need her. It might take a while to get her, but you should try your best to get her. It'll make you a much happier man.
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>>30639515
>Trust me Anon, you need her.
And this is how plush sellers make money.
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>>30639598
I'm not a plush maker. I'm just trying to help an Anon in need.
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>>30639515
Well, it's no use being sad over it because my situation won't improve any time soon, but thanks anyway.
>you need her
I know, Anon. I know it all too well.
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>>30637930
>proven to be damaging to the mental health of children
[Citation needed]
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>>30639789
I talked to my Twily about your current situation. She's sorry to hear about what you're going through, so she wrote a little something to help lift your spirits. She wants you to know that no matter how tough things may be for you, everything will be okay. Both her and I sincerely hope you'll one day get to cuddle a Twilight plushie of your very own.
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>>30640254
Oh god it's Jin16
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>>30640277
bruh i'm just tryna make an anon feel better why you gotta be like that senpai
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>>30640372
dw senpai, i do the same thing with my plush

it was just a jok pls no b mad
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>>30640277
it is?
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>>30640450
i no mad senpai, don't worry. you good.
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>>30640277
I swear to God, that guy is fucked up in the head worse than all of us combined...
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Looks like both Shimmer and Flash will be in S7.

How will you handle it if Twilight gets shipped off to a canon love interest?
And don't just cop out and say "dey wudn do dat! [/spoiler ]
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>>30640985
They won't do it :^)
But I don't mind Flash, I can even self insert as him
If it's a faggot like sunburst tho...
idk, I'll just scream not canon and ignore it, it won't be my twiggy on screen anyway
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>>30640985
Source?
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>>30641019
Hasbro website.
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>>30641029
More specifically, this: https://mylittlepony.hasbro.com/en-us/characters/mylittlepony
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>>30641029
Shit bait. That entire thing is mostly random with zero effort put into it. Besides, I really don't see Hasbro making EQG canon at this point
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>>30640254
Anon, I honestly have no words. Thank you for this. It's the kindest thing anyone has done for me in recent months, maybe years. She's really cute and I hope you hug her extra tight tonight. Be happy and make her happy, Anon.
And have a little happy thing because you made me happy today.
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>>30640985
It would be annoying to deal with all the shitposting but I wouldn't really give a shit about it. Even though I still follow the show it's Twilight I do it for, and if they do that the show can be easily ignored.

But we've been over this. To make it a significant part of the series they need to constantly reinforce it. That means Flash would always be having meaningful screentime with Twilight and it would be always romance-oriented. Which means taking screentime from actual characters and stories in favor of romance targeted at no one. So I believe that if they really do that, it's not just us who's going to be affected. If that's about to happen, we'll share the trainwreck with the others who will have to endure le perfect romantic interest guy appering constantly and being focused. Knowing how much he's "loved" already (and not only by twifags) it won't end well no matter how you approach it.
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>>30641152
You're quite welcome, Anon. Don't you worry, Twilight's snuggles will be very cozy tonight, and I'll be sure to give her a few extra hugs and kisses just for you.

Stay strong, my friend. <3
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Don't lie, you could hear that [heavy breathing] when you passed by the bedroom door.

You should really take care of her needs.
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>>30640254
That's adorable
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>>30640277
At first I was confused as I didn't recognize the name... then I did a google search and the suppressed memories came flooding back.

Holy fuck. That guy is the greatest waifufag in human history. We cannot even hope to rival his extreme autism.

And hey this kiwi farm thread about him is still going: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/i-married-a-purple-pony-or-jin-and-twilight-sitting-in-a-tree.8753/

It's always entertaining to see weirdos laughing at other weirdos.
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>>30641152
I'm sorry you're having such a hard time of it, Anon. I think you should listen to that other anon and save up for one. I got my plush about a year ago, and she's beyond a doubt the purchase that has brought me more joy than any other. You absolutely will not regret it.
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>>30642691
Nah, Jin is the shitty kind of waifufag, and I mean literally. A guy who does scat and threesomes with their plushies and other men deserves all the mockery and contempt, and much worse
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>>30643270
>and other men
Wait, what?
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>>30643301
You don't want to know. He's a sad disgusting little man really, we've given him too much attention already
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>>30643270
I don't even really care that he does that shit. Whatever you're into, probided it doesn't hurt people, is all good. What I hate about Jin is his complete lack of self awareness. Yeah, we're weird, but I like to think that the majority of us realise that waifufaggotry is weird and probaby for a good reason. and he's a cunt
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>>30641565
>>30642792
Thanks, lads. I'll definitely try saving for one, you make it sound like it's pure heaven. Worrying about it being discovered is very concerning though. Keeping her would be much harder than actually acquiring her. I know it probably sounds stupid but it's a bit complicated. But still, I take your words to heart.
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>>30644357
What a cute and happy purple, I wish she was always this happy.
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How long can you go without imagining her near you? It doesn't feel right if I don't hug her at least once a day. Would you feel bad if you for whatever reason wouldn't be able to fantasize about her for some time?
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>>30646191
>wouldn't be able to fantasize about her
That is literally impossible unless you are insane with drugs.
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>>30646435
I want to go to Pony Joe's donut shop with her in Canterlot.
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>>30646468
And ask for a hot, creamy ponut.
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>>30646435
>You'll never tease her by telling her how much she looks like she's enjoying munching on rarara's huge ponut
>and it'll never devolve into a silly argument that ends up with her sitting on your face while you munch on hers
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>>30646513
Jesus Christ green please.
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>>30641016
Wouldn't it be easier to self-insert as the talentless shut-in Sunburst than Flash "Brad the Chad" Sentry?
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>>30646646
>projecting
also Flash is a human that wants to fuck a pony, works for me
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>>30646293
What if you can but you just can't get into it? I didn't really happen to me but a few times I was so tired I couldn't really focus on it even when I wanted, my mind just kept wondering about. I didn't like that feel at all.
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>>30646738
wrong, he wants to fuck human females
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I want to spoil her with my affection. To the point where she thinks it's too much and she doesn't deserve that. I want to see her guilty gaze as she has no choice but to accept my cuddles and kisses. She'd be so bashful, secretly thinking that she abuses my company, she'd even have doubts if I'm really doing it without some ulterior motive. And I would prove her wrong every time she melts in my gentle embrace.My only wish was always to make her feel good and she deserves everything I can possibly give her.
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>>30646646
Flash isn't that much of a chad or a brad tho, you don't see girls fawning over him and shit, only twiggy
He's just a normal teenager that has no idea how to speak to woman and spergs like an autist in front of his love interest like we all did at some point or will do
He does drive a big car and plays guitar, but not sure if that only makes him 'chad worthy'
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>>30648257
>flash
EQG is not canon. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>30648257
except for that one part where the rest of the mane 6 + cadance stop to stare at him as he walks by
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>>30648347
He's canon in S7.
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>>30640985
I think I'd finally be able to get off of the ride.
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>>30648367
unless they're in uncommon bond, I don't see how they'll fit into S7, maybe they'll be added in S8
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>>30648360
Well they look at him because Twiggy just smashed into him and he said 'we gotta stop bumping into each other like this' more than anything, and not to sneak a peek at his huge balls slapping against his thighs wondering how big he really is
It's just a visual gag without any meaning, just like the knowing smirk cadence throws her when she asks twiggy if she 'knows him'
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You need to rut the mare.
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>>30621284
it has many of the things i like: the round plump butt, the dock at the base of her lewd tail, socks/stockings, visible frogs, sexy facial expression, etc.
all of that attached to the most fuckable being ever conceived. if this had a more show accurate anatomy it would be a god tier image
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>>30648659
Her tail isn't LEWD!
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>Day Three: Morning cuddles aren't enough for her. Needs several hugs and kisses throughout a day to function. Sex grows on her mind more and more, you may find her reading more erotica or simple non-fiction regarding reproductive behavior. Starts initiating sex at this stage, but still tries to make sure she has your consent first. Enjoys foreplay and gently topping you.
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>>30648939
How long until she stops asking for consent?
N-not that I would want her to have her way with me or anything, that'd be silly haha
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>>30649051
Tomorrow.

>Day Four: She doesn't even ask anymore. If she wants you, she takes you. Her caution and squeamishness are gone, letting her lust run free, meaning she's much more inclined to top. Loves to tease, and generally lewd even outside of the bed. Starts suggesting that you take time off of your outside life to tend to her.
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You wouldn't let teacher Twilight molest you.
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>>30648438
But I'm already rutting her, using my superior horsecock.
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>>30649932
Well, yeah. Teacher-student roleplay doesn't really do anything for me.
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>>30648438
>Pic
Da fuq?
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>>30649069
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>>30649932
I'd ask her to cast an age spell on me so she can /ss/ my ass at the same time

But I still would, fuck you ur not my mum
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>>30650327
Wat?
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>>30597568
that cereal looks like shit
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>>30650356
>doesn't know what /ss/ is
go to bed Felix
Does your mom know you're using the computer to browse an autistic mongolian image hosting service's forum?
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If you really love her you have to only eat Twilight-brand food. Do it for her.
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>>30650597
I-is that real?
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>>30650597
>Twilight
>no artificial dyes
What did they mean by this?
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>>30650695
FUCK OFF
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>>30650716
No need to get this mad over a lame meme
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>>30650695
kek
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>>30648924
Her tail is lewd as heck. Imagine it in between her and your legs as you lie together in bed. Imagine running your fingers through it. Imagine it gently brushing against your chest as she rides you in reverse cowgirl position.
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>In the dead of night you're alone and surrounded by silence, taking in the fresh air of the friendship castle. A nice change of pace.
>Or maybe it's early morning, who knows.
>You've lost track of time; in Twilight's bedroom it's always night.
>One unending, unrelenting night. It's been like that for a few days already.
>A willing prisoner of love, you never knew it's going to actually be akin to being held captive.
>The mare knows what she needs. She even warned you that "these days" are probably going to be like that.
>Damn pony estrus. Should've believed the memes.
>But despite the desire and despite the spells your pony still needs to sleep.
>And that means some rest for you. So now you're in the kitchen, downing one glass of apple juice after the other.
>On the other hand, the spell that has been keeping you going for so long seems to be fading away.
>Your whole body aches. Some parts more than others, naturally.
>You don't even care. Not even a minute ago you ate a leftover pancake in all its disgusting coldness, you have nothing left to lose and no time to waste lamenting your sorry state.
>As you fill the glass again, a thought crosses your mind. You pick up another glass and fill it up as well.
>Just as you finish this you feel a faint magical aura enveloping your body.
>Knowing what will happen next, you grab both glasses, and not a moment too soon.
>In a bright flash you're teleported into the chamber of your princess.
>The smell hits you so hard you almost faint. Days of vigorous rutting will probably leave a permanent mark on this place, a testament to Twilight's unbridled emotions enabled by you.
>The first thing you see are the eyes. Sleepy, yet determined. Judging.
>"What in the world?.. Were you trying to escape again?"
"Twilight, for the last time, I don't "try to escape", I just needed a few moments to recharge myself so we can..."
>"But I have magic for that, no need to leave my side."
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>>30652490
"It's not really the same. You were sleeping despite of that, see?"
>The pony grumbles but lifts the blanket so you can join her. You don't hesitate, you know better.
"I just got us something to drink, you can sustain yourself on spells only for so long."
>"Well I don't see how-"
>She stops talking the moment you let her smell the juice. Her eyes light up. Looks like the victory is yours.
>Setting your own glass aside you bring the cold fresh goodness near Twilight's muzzle.
>Forgetting magic she grabs the glass with her hooves. She'd lose her balance and fall on the pillow if not for your hand supporting her.
>Downing all the liquid in a second she lets out a satisfied sigh.
>"Wow, I never though I actually needed that."
"See? Gotta have the real thing, spells can't..."
>"And now for your reward."
>The glass is already gone and Twilight is already pushing you down before you can even find words for a witty reply.
"It's just an excuse for you to go at it again, isn't it?"
>"How did you figure that out?" the mare answers inbetween kisses she lays on your neck one after another.
"Twilight, maybe you should get some real rest?"
>"Maybe you should shut up and let me have you?"
>If you weren't ready for another go a second ago, you were now.
>This pony knows how to get anything she wants from you. Way too efficient.
>You might as well follow her lead. You can still taste the juice on her lips when they greet yours with a lustful sigh.
>Her leg travels up on yours to check if you're good to go but decides to stay and rub against your yet again hard and throbbing member.
>But something isn't quite right.
>Though she's kissing you deeply and sucking on your tongue like she always does, you feel that it's a bit lazier than usual. There's somehow no "unending burning lust" feel to it.
>Is the hunger finally sated? Are you free?
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>>30652497
>But opening your eyes you find an answer much simpler than that. Twilight is just dozing off while trying to kiss you.
>Moving your hand up her thigh you find that she's as wet as ever. The body is willing, but the mind is already shutting off.
>With your lips parting hers you can only shake your head.
"I told you this will happen."
>Suddenly you feel something pressuring your dick. Her fetlock pushes it down and you can't help but shudder. Even though it aches the strain feels so good.
>You're not sure if she's doing it on purpose but you still hug her close and smile, kissing her cheek.
>"You're noooot...doin it right..." she gently coos in her half-asleep state.
>With her hooves still on your chest she pushes herself up to get comfier, head falling off your shoulder.
>You can think of better ways to do it so you embrace her carefully and roll on the side.
>Now she fits right under your chin and you hug her contently.
>"You're... still not in... pathetic..."
>A shadow of doubt makes you think that it is another one of her games and she's just pretending to be asleep.
>Were you supposed to fuck her in her sleep or something?
>Just to check, you bring your hand to her crotch again. She's not as aroused as she usually is, meaning not extremely take-me-right-now aroused, but you still have doubts.
>Your fingers gently trail her marelips. Twilight shuffles around a bit like she's trying to rub against you with her entire body.
>She starts talking again but in a whisper, you can't make it all out.
>"Where...going... I need my Nonny..."
>Ok, this can still work. Maybe you actually shouldn't waste an opportunity like this?
>But then again, you were the one suggesting her some rest.
>Your fingers are still on her delicate flower and you push your finger between the petals, just a little bit.
>Her breath is still steady. She pays it no mind.
>You sigh. Why is she like this? The things this mare makes you do...
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>>30652501
>Keeping her close to yourself with your free hand, you start caressing her with the other. Just a little massage on her plump and still wet lips.
>She even gives you a little reserved wink that you feel with your palm. You're still not sure if she's not playing with you, seeing responses like that.
>After some petting you insert your finger again, this time a bit deeper. No reaction.
>You feel like an idiot and a pervert. Are you just molesting her in her sleep, is that it?
"Twiggy?"
>She responds with a loudest most profound snore you've ever heard in your life. Carefully you remove your finger and get your hand back up.
>You smile meekly. Knowing how receptive she was these days, she would probably not be against you having your way with her right now. Maybe she'd even commend you for taking the initiative.
>But you just can't. It feels wrong.
>The sleeping angel in your arms bears no hints of desire and lust. Only a peaceful smile that gets even bigger when you add your second arm to your hug, enveloping her body fully.
>It's this full body contact she always craves, even in her sleep.
"Sleep tight, Twilie."
>Again, a snore is your only response, but you don't mind.
>You're pretty exhausted yourself, so despite the pain in your body and Twilight's loud snoring you soon find yourself getting sleepy as well.
>Your last thoughts are that you'll probably wake up to her riding you or something like that.
>But for now, you're just happy you're so close together in the comfiest hug in the world.
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>>30652511

Sleep Tight, Twilie
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>>30652511
Sleep Tight, Twilie
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>>30652511
Sleep Tight, Twilie.
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>>30652511
Sleep tight, Twilie.
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>>30652511
Sleep tight, Twilie.
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>>30652511
Fuck this meme.
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>>30654025
What is a good meme?
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>>30654541
>unsolvable Rubix cube
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>>30654541
>10 red squares
what kind of monster are you?
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I want Amazonian Twiggy to be my Mommy
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How the fuck you you guys motivate yourself to do anything? Sitting in class right now and I physically can't get myself to do any work. At this point my life can be split into three things:
8 hours a day - Sleeping/eating
10 hours a day - 4chan
6 hours a day - thinking about/looking at pictures of/reading about Twilight
Anything that isn't one of these and I have no motivation to do them. I want to do well at university but fuck me I can't get myself to do any work.

I was going to post this to /r9k/ but I'm banned there
This is my favorite thread so I thought I'd post it here
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>>30655014
going on this website looking at dead threads
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>>30655014
>these and I hav
opa i mean watching ice posedions live streams and going on discord and jerking my meat
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>>30655014
This is probably not a good place to get advice from, functional normies have little reason to visit 4chan (or fall in love with a cartoon horse). Most of us here, myself included, are as pathetic as you are.
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>>30654852
>there are more human pictures than pony pictures on the front page right now

It's time for you shitty little humanization apologists to get fucked once again.

You fucking retards fucked up EVERYTHING we built up. You are not welcome here. Kill yourself. Fuck off and leave our home alone.
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>>30655341
>browsing anything but the catalog
Front page is for new and underage.
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>>30649932
Oh yes I would!
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>>30655014
Imagine the look of disappointment on Twilights face when she finds out you fucked up your education.
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sad pone
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>>30655014
>How the fuck you you guys motivate yourself to do anything
My motivation for picking up drawing and writing was literally "I want to see Twilight happy". That's all I needed to get working and it keeps me motivated. She's not always happy in my works but I try to do better.
So for me it goes:
10 hours a day - Working muh job
4-6 hours a day - Sleeping
1-6 hours - Drawing/Writing
And the rest is 4chan and lying down to hug my Twiggy and imagine her telling me to go back to work.
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>>30656830
This actually worked, cheers anon. You're a bloody lifesaver
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>>30657048
Comfort the sad purple.
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>>30657325
you're doing god's work
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>>30656830
>MFW I already fucked up my education

I'm hoping one day I go to Equestria so I can actually learn shit, I see no purpose in learning anything here because I hate almost everything about this planet and have no motivation.
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I love this beautiful purple horse
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boop
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>>30657850
Well, tell us about how much you love her. I want to hear it all.
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>>30657407
Happy help, keep your fire burning anon.

>>30657734
I'm a white native brit with local family stretching back generations, watching my country slowly get eroded economically and culturally, trust me when i say i understand how you feel.
Dont wait. Learn and improve on the things you know so that when you get to equestria you can share instead of being an intellectual dependant.
Even if its functionally useless for them it could still introduce new ideas, look at the sci-fi / fantasy genres for real world examples of technically useless knowledge.
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>>30658008
*Happy to help, i probably shouldnt be shitposting at work.
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>>30658008
>when you get to equestria you can share instead of being an intellectual dependant
Unironically this. Not only it will help you there, it's not a bad idea overall. Maybe it will improve your life until you wait to be reunited with her. Learning something can be a lot of fun, we're stuck here for a while so why not use this time for something interesting.
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Not to mention that the more you learn about our world the more you can tell to Twily. She'd be eager to learn as mich as possible, even if some parts of it are terrible and grim. It's not like Equestria is an idealistic paradise, it has countless monsters, bunch of crazy assholes and a period of history when the pony race nearly went extinct.
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>>30658065
This. I have an extensive knowledge of world history and human biology. When I get to Equestria I'm going to write a book or four about the human race.
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>>30658065
>>30658078
That's the spirit. Twiggy would be proud.
Makes me ashamed I don't know much about anything.
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>>30658078
Why wait? I'd read something like that, especially since most books in that vein nowadays tend to gloss over the worst parts and you can always use more practice.
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>>30658113
Both those topics have already been covered better than I could in countless books. Not much I could really add to the topics. It'd be different in Equestria, what with being the only, or one of the only, humans there.
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>>30652511
sleep tight, Twilie
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>>30658109
It's never too late to start. Read books, do research. Hell, I do math problems for the fun of it. There's little in this world more satisfying than spending hours laboring away at a complex math problem and, after so many tries, to finally get it out. That feeling is legitimately euphoric m'lady to me.
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>>30658065
No all of that is lies made up to make the show interesting. The real Equestria is a beautiful, peaceful, perfect place, and the ponies are, to a soul, kind-hearted, fair, and loving.
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>>30658271
I hate math.
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>>30658295
y
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>>30658313
Dropped out of uni because of it. Too stupid apparently.
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>>30658320
I'm sure you're not stupid. Different people are good at different things. I'm good at math, biology and chemistry I hate physics though, go figure for example. Always was shit at creative stuff, though.
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>>30658325
What if I'm shit at everything?
Except chemistry
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>>30658328
Then you're good at chemistry. Use what you're good at, make it your passion.
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>>30658330
It was my passion but then I dropped out and my dreams of science died, along with all my other dreams
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>>30658364
I'm kinda at a loss for words right now. Have a Twilight, friend. It'll get better
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>>30658395
It was a long time ago, it's all better now, no worries.
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>>30656830
I sure as hell am not. In your fucking faces.
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>>30658295
On behalf of purplesmart: "Fuck you."
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>>30658536
>stop disliking what I like
Is this how Twilight taught you to be a friend?
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TWILY
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>>30658564
My goal was never to improve my friendship skills. I'm only here because of the PURPLE EQUINE SUCCUBUS THAT HAS TAKEN OVER MY CONSCIOUS.
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>>30658283
>all episodes starting from episode 1 (which had Nightmare Moon and asshole Twi) are not canon
You're taking shitposting to a whole new level
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>>30658889
Well then on behalf of Twilight: "Fuck you too".
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DWK on the Twilight episode Celestial Advice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUZihWETS9c
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>>30659287
dwk is garbage, fuck off.
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>>30659287
Go suck his dick somewhere else please.
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>>30658078
Human biology is remarkably similar to that of other mammals. It's sometimes hard to believe that we're just animals, but it's true.
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MOMMY
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>>30659300
>>30659361
Question, wtf, why hate on a bro?

Is there something I don't know???

Don't tell papa bleedin DWK has fucked up.

No please.
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>>30659572
hating on dwk seems like a new meme
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>>30659572
If you like him unironically I have bad news for you.
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>>30659595
Of course, no one could actually dislike or not care about him or his content, right? That seems completely unreasonable. It just has to be a meme.
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>>30659595
>>30659609
>>30659616

explain yourselves, dwk was a good friend of mine back in the olden days.

what happened?
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>>30659617
Can you stop being a faggot?
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>>30659595
This. /mlp/ is a bunch of contrarians. DWK is the best contemporary content producer the fandom has. He can't hold a candle to the original MAS, but they're incomparable due to the nature of their parody-types; DWK is great, and anyone who hates him is a meme-spewing contrarian.

>>30659616
You can not care about his content, but shitting on a popular content-producer and his viewers whenever he is brought up is being a spiteful contrarian.
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As >>30659639, for contrast, take Greg and MAS. Many people didn't care for it, but one never saw comments like >>30659300 or >>30659361.
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>>30659639
>>30659656
still haven't heard from the "contrarians" themselves, I would like to hear an avid explanation to why they hate DWK's content.
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>>30659617
Get the fuck out from this board, please.
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>>30659639
>post something completely unrelated in a Twilight thread
>it's popular so you have to like it, otherwise you're memeing
Does it completely escape your mind that I genuinely don't care about him or his videos? If you shill them here of all places why do you assume everyone is going to like it? Why not go to MLPG for example? Nice appeal to authority you have there by the way. No go shill his shit somewhere else.
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>>30659690
Amidst the parody, it has some passing mildly worthwhile commentary about Twilight, her character, and what she is doing in the episode. That is its thread of relevance.
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>>30659704
>brony commentary
>worthwhile and relevant to anything
Yeah, sorry, I'd rather watch the episode itself.
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>>30659688
why?
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>>30659595
>>30659617
>>30659722
Most of /mlp/ like him, and then there are these spiteful memers who can't stand that others like something they don't. I wonder why too.
>>30659764
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>>30659784
So that means I have no right to dislike him and if I voice my opinion that makes me a "spiteful memer"? Good to know.
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>>30659784
Go suck his dick somewhere else, faggot.
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take fandom celebrity discussion to some other thread please
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You know, since the thread is almost dead anyways, just dump Twi pic, or stupid pots.
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>>30659850
But didn't you know? It's relevant to this thread and if you don't agree you're memeing.
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>>30659850
I agree.

>>30659880
Too peripherally.

>>30659824
See >>30659879.
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>>30659889
Well sorry for not liking what you like, anon. I won't voice my opinion again before checking if it's right to do so.
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>>30659923
what?
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>>30659901
>>30659939
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>>30659944
Yes, anon, you figured me out, I dislike it exactly because I hate myself.
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Welp, mods abused their power.

Since when it meta discussion banned on /mlp/?
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>>30660006
How about discussing ponies instead of fandom personalities?
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>>30660013
It wasn't discussing a fandom personality. It was a combination of discussing his fan content and our perspective on it. Mods may as well delete MAS/RDP threads.
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>>30660006
>meta discussion banned on /mlp/?
Its hated by every mod on this site, not just /mlp/.
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>>30660029
Don't worry, you still have this nice Twilight thread to discuss your favorite youtube videos. And the next one as well, feel free to occupy it as well.
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>>30660046
I moved to the other thread for a reason; the discussion became unrelated to this thread.
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>>30660006
Funny how it happened right after someone mentioned mlpg.
We know they have friends in high places.
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>>30660050
And yet we are still having it right now. Really makes you think.
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>>30660066
I guess having an OP that just talks about Youtube creators wasn't a stable platform.
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>>30660066
Because other people refused to move. I kept trying to get people to move by responding to their posts in the other thread >>30659784
>>30659889 >>30659944 and they kept responding to my posts in the other thread back in this thread, to which I responded in the other thread again.

Anyway, it's over now.
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>>30660077
Because you still responded here, why would they not respond here as well?
>it's over now
Just like this thread, thanks to that very productive discussion.
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>>30660077
It's not over until this thread is deleted.
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>>30660110
This.
If you don't want people responding to it here, STOP DRAGGING THE CONVERSATION BACK HERE.
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>>30659824
>I have no right to dislike him
I didn't know it was this easy to strip people of their basic rights via the internet. You can probably sue him if you're in the U.S.
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>>30660128
You can't be negative about something the whole board approves of. If everyone likes it, it must be great and anything said against it is a travesty.
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>>30660148
If the whole board is guilty of denial of human rights, then you can sue the whole board and get a lot more sueage money.
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>>30660114
Anon.. I was doing >>30659944, directing him to my responses in the other thread. And he *kept* responding back in this thread, and then I would direct him to my response in the other thread *again*, to which he *still* responded back in this thread.

HE kept dragging it back here.
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>>30660265
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>>30660264
Y-your a faggot by proxy.
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>>30660264
And you still kept linking your responses here instead of staying in that thread, seems like you really wanted to continue this "discussion". I hope you enjoyed it.
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>>30660305
>>30660265
This is getting awkward
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>>30660327
Why are you blaming me instead of him, who kept trying to continue the discussion back here? Why are you still talking about this?
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>>30660152
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>>30660343
You are just as much to blame.
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>>30660343
I don't know, why are you? Now we're playing the blame game. The thread is over anyway, as I said I won't voice my opinion on this topic anymore, this will end here, at least for me.
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>>30660191
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>>30660330
I just wanted to kill the thread.
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