RGRE: Reversed Gender Roles Equestria

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I want to spend a day just lounging around with my waifu while gently massaging and rubbing her vulva, giving her soft and easy going orgasms for hours on end.

>>30564473
What this guy said

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>>30564473
B R O O D M A R E S

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Oh yes

https://derpibooru.org/1481191

Oh yes, this is perfect

https://derpibooru.org/1475543

This is what everyone wants.

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>>30564462
I S T O O L E W D F O R M E

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>>30564530
That's a really smug fluttershy

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This thread is off to a pretty lewd start.

>>30564530
Oh yes indeed. For being SFM that looks really good, would breed the fuck out of.

>>30564507
>ywn watch the home movies your waifu made of her with her ex and realize you're just the door prize
>ywn cry and masturbate while watching him give her more pleasure than you ever could, realizing that every sigh and moan she has ever given you was a lie
>ywn take extra care when eating her pussy to lap up every drop of moisture you can coax from her depths, simultaneously hoping and fearing for the day when you inevitably taste another man's jism on your tongue

Why even live?

>>30563633
At this point the only thing that would make sense would be some kind of subconscious conditioned response due to those evil as fuck fae creatures that abducted and tortured him and left him with Amnesia on his way to Equestria.

>>30564551
nice try fag, I also posted that gif

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>>30564549
Wrong thread buddy? This has absolutely nothing to do with what is currently going on right now.

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>>30564530
>you will never bounce Fluttershy on your dick like that
FUCK

>>30564571
Don't fall for it, dude. Hide and ignore. They aren't worth the fleeting moments of attention they crave.

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>>30564535

>>30564547
It's because whoever made that seems to be the only SFMfag who realizes shaders and lighting are a thing.

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>inb4 I wake up in the morning and find some lazy fuck mod just deleted the whole thread

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Ok this is all hot, like really goddamn hot, however I have one complaint.
>Where is the RGR

>>30564549
>>30564619

>>30564621
Dash coaching Fluttershy to be alpha when

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>>30564643
I prefer Fluttershy get her lover with her usual shy, meek self. Then being massively smug about it.

>>30564647
That comes later, after her attempts at being alpha fail or implode, and it's revealed Dash is also a clueless kissless virgin.

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>>30564647
Smugshy best Shy.

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>Be Anon
>Bored out of your mind
>You just sat through a presentation by some mare named Moondancer and wanted to kill yourself
>Your waifu Twilight asked you to come so you did
>But this fucking mare would not shut up
>A two hour long presentation that could have been summed up in five minutes
>Finally you thought you were free but Twilight wanted to go congratulate her friend
>So you put up with it
>But its been thirty minutes
>These fucking mares wont stop talking
>And you are the only ones left in the damn room
>You have given Twi about a dozen "wrap it up" signals but she has ignored you
>You shoot her a look when she finally looks back to you
>And you nearly flip your shit right there
>She just gave you the eye roll
>Oh this fucking bitch
>You are going to hatefuck her to tears later
>She will feel every second of boredom as you slam her ass like a fucking blacksm-
>Your own thoughts are interrupted as you realize something
>You are standing in a room with six fucking turbo nerds
>Sexually repressed turbo nerds
>You smile devilishly as you clear your throat to get attention
>Twi looks at you with a bit of irritation but you just grin back
"Hey Twi we better get going or we wont have time."
>Bait set
>Twi gives you a confused look
>"Time for what? We dont have any plans."
>You fist bump on the inside as she takes the bait
"Twilight if we dont hurry we wont have enough time to get home and make love before we need to sleep!"
>Her jaw drops as she gets a massive blush on her face
>"M-make love?"
>You hear one of her ultra geeks mumble to herself
>So you turn to her and respond
"Of course! Why me and Twi had plans to go home and have loving sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation."
>You can see the blush deepen on her face until it's bright red
"And we will be holding hooves the entire time."
>You barely finish saying it before a purple aura begins dragging you out of the room
>"T-that's hot." is the last thing you hear from the stunned mares

>>30564647
>"Sorry girls I would love to go to the Gala with you but tonight but Anon and I have plans. We finally got sitters for the twins and Anon wants to try and give our girls a little brother."
>The girls eye her with varying degrees of sadness, jealousy, and pleading
>"Its so unbelivably hard keeping up with a stallion who is only interested in monogamy. I only wish he wasnt so set in his ways so other mares could see how much of a kind and passionate lover he is. Sorry I cant go again. I need to get back before Mrs. Cake gets there so I can say goodbye to my two precious foals."
>She can faintly hear Rarity sobbing as she struts away with her head high

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>>30564697
This pleases me deep inside. I can almost feel my frozen heart defrosting.

>>30564616
Wasn't me this time.

>>30564724
I'm sad I didn't get a chance to read the story you removed. I wanted a so bad its good experience, or something, so I can understand what the big deal was.

>>30564607
Blender 3D porn when?

>>30564661
500% Smug

>>30564665
More. By god, I need more.

>>30564724
Did you get banned?

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>>30564530
>all those little details
>a wing holding over one of his hands
>the jiggle of her butt and vulva
>the actual life and emotion filled eyes
>the expressive ears
Damn, it's actually fucking fantastic.

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>this thread though

>>30564735
It was pretty much this.
>Anon in Equestria.
>Stallions flipping shit at Twilight's.
>Anon deals with it.
>Twilight shows him around.
>Ponies flirt.
>Twilight loves him for no reason.
>Granny smith thinks Anon is a tree.
And then it went on like that from there. Not to mention all the grammar and spelling mistakes. Honestly, I was trying to write something far out of my league and it bit me in the ass. As for the guy who keeps complaining about my stories, I really don't give a fuck about what that guy has to say. It's just some Anon who probably hasn't written a story with more than five lines other than his cuck fantasy. If he can't get over a bad start he can go fuck himself.

>>30564782
Yes and no. I'd rathernot say anymore about that. Again, plausible deniability.

>>30564820
>>Granny smith thinks Anon is a tree.
Say what yow will, but that was hilarious.

I really like the idea of Granny Smith convinced Anon is a Tree /Spirit/, and encourages AJ to court him because of this.

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>Be Anon
>Its been almost a year since Nightmare Moon took over Equestria
>Things were great
>Well they were for you at least
>She found you in Ponyville and immediately claimed you
>Something about "breeding hips"
>First she treated you like a whore which was both good and bad
>Eventually she fell for you and declared you "Prince Consort"
>You would be lying if you said you didn't enjoy the title
>And when she moans "My Prince!" into your ear during sex?
>Fucking diamonds in your pants
>Usually after a day of hard fucking you two wake up together cuddling
>Which is strange why you are alone in your bed today
>Getting out of bed you go to the main chambers of your shared bedroom and find a purple mare standing in the middle of the room
>She is draped in silk and wearing the symbol of NMM on her chest
>She looks up from the ground as you walk in and eyes you nervously
"Uh...what are you doing in here?"
>She ducks her head and her horn lights up slightly
>The magic seems to sputter for a moment before you see it envelop a letter on the nearby table
>It gently floats over to you
>You grab it out of the the air and notice it has NMM's seal
>Cracking the seal you quickly unfold the letter and begin reading
"My dearest Anon,

I am sorry to say that duty pulls me from you. It seems the griffons refuse to accept that the era of my sisters oppression is over. They continue to resist and harass my soldiers. So I have decided to personally see that they understand their new place in this world. I fear that this task my take me several weeks as these cowards flee rather than fight and die like I had hoped.

As such I am worried that without me to hold you that you might find yourself lonely in my absence. So to keep you entertained I leave to you one of my personal toys to amuse yourself with. Try not to damage her too badly as I am hoping to show you all of the wonderful tricks I have taught her when I return.

With deepest love, Nightmare Moon"

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>>30564952
If you want to post your """prompt""" at least put some backstory m8.
>>She found you in Ponyville and immediately claimed you.
C'mon man what the fuck is this? You're watching too many animoos.

Also this is not even RGRE related go back to /moon/ or /slave/

>>30564786
I want Fluttershy to do stuff to me with her wings like hold my hand

>>30564621
It wasn't here when someone posted a non-rgre pic as op, then no one felt like fixing it. So here we are.

>>30564462
What is this trash, and why has no one made a proper new thread yet?

>>30565002
You know, we have the acceptability bar set pretty damn low around here, but that's disgusting. Fuck off with your filth.

>>30565045
Alright fine. I want her to jerk me off with her wing until I cum into her feathers. Happy now?

>>30565055
Your comment and dubs redeem you, carry on.

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>Those Anons who want to have dozens of foals and think that it's easy to raise kid.
It's probably even easier when there are more of them right?
Also kid or foal in this case, is incredibly bad investment, they cost shitload of money, but it isn't problem right, in candyland we can just pull money from our asses?

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>>30565079
Let them dream m8. They are still innocent kids.
It's not like they're going to reproduce kek.
>mfw 3 little demons

>>30564473
this nigga gets it

>>30565079
Horseland economics isn't as shit for regular people as it is on Erf. You can still pull off the dream of "buy a house and support 2-3 kids and a spouse on a single job, and still have plenty of time off for shenanigans to ensue" with the added bonus that the job isn't a soul crushing nightmare in most cases.

Throw in herding and RGRE and a big family is easily doable. Easier for you economically, since it will be the mares doing the breadwinning. You're the househorseband and will be the one primarily wrangling all those foals

Better get yourself a Flutterbutter or another particularly maternal mare to help with that if you have lots of the little buggers.

Dozens of foals (even spread out across several mares) *is* probably stretching things to the breaking point. Unless you have a farming herd.

Or you're immortal or close to it and nabbed yourself a Princess, where you have millennia to spread those kids out over.

>>30565132
>Horseland economics isn't as shit for regular people as it is on Erf.
Probably yes, but keep in mind that their tech level also is lower than ours. So while things like food or land are probably very cheap, things like furniture or clothes are more expensive because verything needs to be actually hoof made. They can't just buy cheap shit from china.
Also foals aren't only money consuming but also time consuming. If you want to create stong bonds with them you need to actually spend time together, rather hard when there is dozen of them.
And I don't now about other Anons, but I actually want something more from life than being horsebando and spending all my time taking care of foals, if there are one or two of them it may be ok, but more and more means that you don't have time for yourself, you can't pursue career, you can't expand your hobby. And what about your mares. Maybe htey also want soemthing more than bunch of foals running in your house, maybe they actually have personalities and goals in lifes?
I'm curious how many Anons who talk about giant herds and constantly breeding you mares would talk about that after raising even one kid, how many of them would actually regret having so many foals when they are awaken in the middle of night because kids are crying again.

>>30565106
I know, it's just my trigger

>>30565164
>clothes
Not really a concern for anyone except your furless ass, Rarity or other fashion pones; and any kids that are satyrs or humies, and then only if you are averse to letting them go native and run around nekkid.

All this said, I wouldn't want a billion kids either. I like my sleep too much.

A couple would be fine. 1 or 2 per mare, depending on herd size. Possibly more if you space them out over time and the mares wanted more.

>>30564647
Smugshy is something i want

>>30564838

>Anon takes a nap on a convenient park bench
>wakes up with his legs buried up to the knee, surrounded by bountiful offerings of manure and fish meal and curious ponies
Granny Smith: "Oh great spirit! Please bless us with your fertility, and increase our harvest with my granddaughter Applejack's virginal blood! Plow her deeply and fully, planting in her womb the essence of your fecundity; and if ye should be moved by coltish whimsy, please let her try the butt stuff. She's really into that, oh spirit of the bud and the branch. I'm not trying to pressure you; it'd just be nice to be able to eat carrots and other such vegetables and tubers again. I swear, she'll stick just any old thing up there. Takes after her ma, she does. Why, I remember my old marble rolling pin-"
>they say that on moonless nights you can still hear AJ screaming

>>30564992
OR, or you could go fuck yourself.

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>>30565244
Nice argument champ

>>30565238
......Screaming in embarrassment, or pleasure?

>>30564992
Wew way to sound like an asshole man.

>C'mon man what the fuck is this? You're watching too many animoos.
It wasnt supposed to be flushed out because it doesnt matter. The idea was that she took him as a concubine because she thought he was hot. This is a short little post bumper thing. Its not supposed to be fleshed out.

>Not RGRE
Ehh I tried to imply it with how she "claimed him". I was too lazy to make it more than one post so I was limited by 2k characters. Sorry if I offended your sensibilities.

>>30565260
>Flushed
Fucking hell I meant "fleshed". I cant stand auto-correct.

>>30565254
Embarrassment first, the other comes later.

>>30564747
look up artist:forsaken on the booru if you want that. just be forewarned: it gets pretty /d/ at times

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>>30565285
But that's blender's game engine.
I want Cycles ;_;

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>>30564747
it's actually not that bad. I love his take on scoots.

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>>30565302
TOO REAL
THE EYES
THE EYES HAUNT ME

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>>30565311
I found something that I made years ago while searching Derpiboo.ru

You like?

>>30565319
why don't you make anything anymore? you know people like swedishsnus make enough money on patreon to live off of?

>>30565323
Was never much good with Blender.
Just fucking around with his models...

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what would a relationship with a punk-type pony be like in RGRE? i'm not using this as an excuse for femdom. if anything, shitposter-extraordinaire anon might find it fun.
the two of them might get into a "fight" and wind up in each others' faces, only to make out aggressively in public. could ponies even be punk?
sorry, i forgot that you can delete posts here.

LaP, please return to the dimensional misadventures of Anon and Lero. I need more Xeno Celestia and Luna being jealous of themselves for having babies via Anon's mystical semen.

>>30565253
Why would you think it's an argument? It's not an invitation to dialog. I don't care how you feel about it, nor am I interested in changing your position. I just want you to take your shit taste and worthless opinions, put them into your ass, and then fuck yourself with them. Or not. You could use your fist or a corn dog or a conveniently sized potato; the specifics are unimportant, just go.

Go fuck yourself.

>>30565368
Sid and Nancy.

Test

>>30565591
You mad bro?

Yea you mad, stop spazzing you chucklefuck.

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>This thread.

>>30565164
>So while things like food or land are probably very cheap, things like furniture or clothes are more expensive because verything needs to be actually hoof made.
There is literally a store in ponyville that sells Quills and Sofa.
They probably sell other things, but the mere fact a combined stationary and furniture store exists proves that their ecnomy is pretty fucking weird.
Their main staple is HAY, that's almost literally just dried grass which can grow almost everywhere unaided, nevermind the fact earthponies have super gardening skills.
Being able to control the weather means less consideration needed for shelters / houses, they dont need to be able to withstand strong winds, floods, heatwaves, etc.
These two things combined means they dont need nearly half the infrastructure that we do, and the associated economy that comes with it.
If anything, their economy is likely just based on luxeries, things that can be produced by ponies with a special talant for it, like Rarity's dresses.
Given how benevolent / well loved celestia is, i wouldn't be surprised if Equestria had a functional welfare state, where every citizen is given a stipend for the absolute basics and you only start getting taxed once your income / savings hit a certain threshold.

>>30564535
That was a lot less shocking than it was meant to be when the gif sloooowly loaded and lazily flip-flopped between the flashing frames.

Those messages scared me so badly when I played the Sims as a kid. The only worse one was "You have been chosen. They will come." That scare chord was the worst,
and it played when anything sinister happened. I'd cringe every night, waiting for a burglar to show up while my sim was asleep.

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>This entire thread
>Maybe 2 writefags
>Discussion that barely qualifies as RGRE-related
>Porn bombs
>The way it's been like this for at least 5 threads
F

>>30565688
>Anon grows/builds his own shit.
>Having mostly different needs and capabilities, such as being able to eat poisonous plants, means he can exploit every loophole the laws have.
>Lives like a humble king yet pays zilcho in tax.
>Twilight and her Mane friends are trying to herd-woo Anon, threatening to fuck up his comfy lifestyle.
>Ponies can't understand why he dislikes their attempts and actions.

>>30565808
>>such as being able to eat poisonous plants,
>Anon has a tomato garden because he can't into pony biology
>Marefriend discovers his little garden of terrible poisons and confronts Anon
>Marefriend tackles him in tears and asks him why he's trying to kill himself
>Promises to work less and spend more time with him and begs for him to tell her what she did wrong

>>30565825
>Equestrian Special Forces raid his home, thinking he's a terrorist planning a mass poison plot.
>They find him eating a plate of death: tomatoes, potatoes, etcetera.
>Quickly becomes apparent that this poor stallion is no terrorist, but depressed and lonely.
>This was a suicide attempt.
>Twilight, in an attempt of having this not happening again, orders he be herded immediately.
>A call for applicants goes out.
>Everyone is surprised at a few of the applicants' identities.
>Anon's protests go unheeded/ignored, as he's still depressed, suicidal, hysterical, etcetera.

>>30565838
>>hysterical
>They bring in Nurse Redheart to use a dicksleeve on him to calm him down and cure him of his male hysteria

>>30565688
It doesn't look like they reached industrialization, even if they have necessary tech/magic. They probably don't have big factories or manufactures because those kind of things stand against their whole individuality and speciality thing.
So everything from cart to airship is probably hoof made from scratch by smaller or bigger groups of ponies working together. It means that most of more advanced things, especially everything more tech advanced like fridges or electric lamps is pretty expensive.
Also I don't buy that whole "Equestrian economy is flawless and they have tons of money", Their economy is based on agriculture and probably sending a lot of food abroad. Outside of big towns they don't have good infrastructure (roads) or education. I agree that their economy is weird, but closer to XIX century than to modern times. I mean unless they just grow valuables on trees, system with low taxes, welfare and lack of industry just isn't possible.

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>>30565864
A dicksleeve is sexist.
They'd just ponypile him until he calmed down, give him a shot of warm cider and assign him a cuddle buddy to keep him calm while they remove the poor colts biohazards.

>>30565877
>A dicksleeve is sexist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysteria#Treatment_in_the_Industrial_Era

>>30565877
>"He's becoming hysterical again!"
>"Doctor, he's resistant to magic! The usual treatment doesn't work on him!"
>"I have it!"
>And thus a silk cloth, wrapped in a unicorn nurse's magic, was used to give you a hand--er, hoof-job.
>Just because magic was directly harmless on contact with your flesh doesn't mean they couldn't use more roundabout methods...

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>>30565866
>So everything from cart to airship is probably hoof made from scratch by smaller or bigger groups of ponies working together.
Consider Rarity's boutique.
She designs and makes the dresses, handles the finances, handles the sales and secures the goods she needs in order to make the dresses in the first place.
That's the job of three-five ponies done by ONE, and she still has day's off and is even able to expand twice.
Suffice to say, magic makes things a hell of a lot less complicated, even if you only have basic levitation at your disposal and none of the fancy stuff like transformation.
>Outside of big towns they don't have good infrastructure (roads)
Modern roads are pretty shit for everything that isnt a vehicle senpai, especially if your race doesnt wear shoes.
For long distance they have trains.
> or education.
Ignore the caption and look at the structure of this equation.
This is being taught to the equivilant of 8-10 year olds.
Back then, most of us were just starting / finishing off the basic times tables, yet those fillies are learning about reasonably complex fractions.
Pretty sure this blackboard also had e=mc2 on it, which isnt exactly something you'd try to teach humans below highschool level.
> unless they just grow valuables on trees
Gemstones grow out of the ground, as seen by Rarity's spelunking and the pie family having a rock farm with a sizable gemstone quarry in it.

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>>30565888
>>30565911
Welp, cant argue with that.
>Anon gets a hoofjob if he ever gets too emotional.
Huh, wonder if this is how RGRE started, all the guys would be mellowed out constantly from hysteria treatment.

>there are both pones who support nightmare moon
>they have her banner on the back of their carts and hang it on the town halls
>"These shades of grey and dark purple don't run"
>To make it rgre, the goth mares beat their stallions and drink pones blue ribbon

Dang name stuck on.
>"THE NIGHT SHALL RISE AGAIN!"
>tfw your idol comes back and is all chill with her Anon and hordes of babbies
>"You used to be cool, Moon."

>>30565935

>Consider Rarity's boutique.
Yup, magic makes a lot of things easier, but I meant more common goods, that you need to produce in big quantities. Clothes aren't that important in their society, and she lives in small town, so while probably her every dress is piece of art and worth a lot of money she doesn't produce a lot of them.

>Modern roads are pretty shit for everything that isnt a vehicle

Yeah, but earth roads aren't that good either. If they had such good economy they could just make streets like in Cantrelot, from stone. Also we don't know how many railrods they have, certainly not enough to connect each and every town.

>This is being taught to the equivilant of 8-10 year olds.
So either it is just cartoon animation, or they are a lot more intelligent than humans, they just can't put that knowledge into use, considering their level of development. If each foal after primary school knew things like that, they should be more advanced than humans. A lot more advanced.

>Gemstones grow out of the ground
Gemstones or gold aren't really valuable considering how common they are in their world. They probably have different valuble things, maybe some metals common on earth, but rare in Equestria? Pinkie family grow gemstones and they aren't rich at all.

>>30566029
>the Pie family isn't rich
The girl has a bat cave built below her employers house, can aquire helicopters easily, and throws daily parties
>Maud has a doctorate
>implied multi generational landed Gentry with mates chosen for them
>poor
DYEWTS?

>>30566109
Look at their house, unless they are just minimalistic, and like that down to earth look they aren't rich.
I'm not saing that they are poorfags, but certainly not rich either.

>Maud has a doctorate
In a lot of countries you can have it for free

And Pinkie herelf works as a baker, either she can obtain a lot of money in some other way or she is "Just Pinkie" and shouldn't be brought as argument

Wrote a thing from Flutterrape
>That clean building smell still waft in the lunch break room.
>Hopefully this newly dubbed RGRE building will last longer than the last.
>That smoldering building still reeks of porn.
>You suspect that a certain big boobied mare is responsible for this last disaster.
>The one before was destroyed by a fellow coworker when he snapped and started his arson vengeance against bats.
>He always seemed he was sitting on edge.
>“Anon, how ya doing?”
“Just enjoying lunch boss.”
>Rainbow Dash sits in her designated top mare seat in front of you.
>“Awesome, just making sure all of my dudes are cool.”
“I'm doing good.”
>“Good.”
>Chips being munched on echo in the room.
“So how’s the other departments?”
>Dash lights up with opportunity to avoid an awkward silent lunch.
>“The moon pony idea seems promising and has been a hit so far. Still balancing it out to be more RGRE. LaP is still going strong. Some play on fetish ideas, so the usual. Griffons are still around.”
>Nodding with a sandwich in your mouth.
“Neat.”
>“How your short stories coming?”
“Got a few ideas down.”
>“Huh, thought you were a little distracted recently.”
“Guess you haven't heard about Fluttershy.”
>Dash perks up at the mention of her friend.
>“Oh, I haven't heard anything, been busy running the company. Is Flutterrape still going?”
“Yeah, and now Fluttershy is pregnant with a kid with Anon.”
1/3

>>30566240
>Dash spits out the protein drink she was previously guzzling.
>“Sweet Celestia’s hay bells, how?! That should be impossible.”
>You flick a thumb out the window to a building across the street.
“Word has it that Princess Pretty Pink Pony Wings put a spell on them.”
>Dash gulps as she wipes her brow with a rag.
>“Hot.”
>A raised eyebrow is her answer from you.
“I know we play with the idea of pregnant mares here, but that is still messed up.”
>“Wait, are you implying that they didn't want foals and Cadance forced it on them?”
“Pretty much.”
>She looks outside with a dark face.
>“Maybe she needs a little arson to improve her manure.”
“Right, because that's what we need, corporate rivalry war.”
>Dash sighs as she nibbles on her haywhich.
“We can't keep burning bridges, especially with those we collaborate with on stories.”
>“Yeah, but I can't help but feel bad for Fluttershy when she has trouble running her company.”
>A giggle snort escapes your lips.
“Aw, crap I spilled my drink on my shirt.”
>“Hey, I am awesome at this corporate business thing.”
“Oh Dash, Dash, Dash, Dash, Dash--.”
>Patting her on the head as she slowly starts to fume.
>“Just get to the point.”
“You are fun to work for and the content is great, but you suck at managing. We’ve lost writers, had mutinies, and simply fail in starting a thread multiple times.”
2/3

>>30566244
>Dash grumbles, but seems to accept what you said.
>”Yeah, I’m not always awesome at this job, but you can’t say our stuff isn’t in demand.”
“True.”
>“Back to Fluttershy though, should I get her a gift or something?”
“They call those baby showers.”
>“Oh, that makes sense.”
>Then Dash gets that look on her face.
>The one where she comes up with an idea that you are positive will end poorly.
>”Having foals wouldn’t be too bad, fit with the company image. Think LaP would be up for it.”
>Slowly placing your drink down with blank face.
“Dash, we’ve all told you. He hates you.”
>”Oh come on, I don’t get it. We both love powerlifting and I’m all about the love. You know what, I’m going to be the dominate mare and do the classic Dash. Just let my amazingness do it’s natural thing. He won’t be able to refuse.”
”I don’t know if you remember, but the last story had you being thrown in the trash. That’s how much he thinks of you.”
>“Oh quit your bellyaching, have you seen him?”
“He took his lunch, tuna salad and ketchup, and brought it to his desk.”
>Dash flexes her wings before flying off.
>“Thanks, Anon! I know he won’t say no to foals. What stallion can?”
>You are tempted to watch what happens, but you suspect that the ketchup will be used as an improvised weapon.
“Meh, not my problem.”
3/3

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>>30564530
>>30564621
>>30564647
>>30564661
>Being a mare with prime breeding potential is a strange position in RGRE
>The body needed is often not attractive and the attitude needed is often laughably colty, but a good breeder still commands a level of respect for her fertility and are sometimes even sought out by family minded stallions.
>A breeder who remains herdless can expect jeers and dismissal over their wasted potential.
>Fluttershy won the genetic lottery big time. She's both super model beautiful and somehow has the body proportions and mind needed to be a 10/10 mother.
>Too bad her crippling anxiety forces her to stick to the sidelines despite a family being her dream. Her social standing is understandably low because of that.
>But then you happen by and find yourself determined to crack the shell of the shy pony...
>Some years later, the sight of a content human, a smugly satisfied Fluttershy, and a gaggle of happy foals all born between the human and the pegasus strolling through town is enough to earn sour looks
>Too bad the watching mares are culturally forbidden to voice their displeasure on it, since a beautiful, mono breeder fulfilling her purpose several times over is roughly on par with a noble in standing.

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>>30566012
>>30566017

I would like the story where Equis ponies assblasted about moonponies taking their stallions.
>They sign up the pact, no Equis-born ponies allowed to leave Equis or war.
>years pass,
>moonponies, nightmare moon and anon became the stuff of a legends.
>Only remembered by pegasuses as scary story used to make foals behave
>like: Don`t fly too high or nightmare moon and her demon-monkey husband would gobble you up.
>Equis develops it`s first space ships,
>they primitive and only can go on orbit around the planet
>soon ships become more and more sophisticated
>until one day first warp-jump to the end of the system was made
>shortly after the jump warp ship is attacked by unidentified fighters
And this is how great Celenial war started

>>30566240
>>30566244
>>30566249
Had a giggle m8. Meta without being obnoxious.

>>30564462
What is this thread about?
I'm new here

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>tfw you have an almost photo realistic dream of yourself with a happy loving waifu
>then you wake up

>people talking about having kids with pones since the start of the thread
>no one has brought up the s word yet

>>30566443
>sluts
Don't slut-shame my waifu, you fucking cis-white shitlord.

>>30566410
AiE + exactly what it says on the tin.

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>>30565079
I'm sure it gets a lot easier when you have four different mares helping you, nigglet.

Also I have family members that have had up to twelve kids so suck my dick.

>>30566410
It's like the 1950's sexism towards women, only towards men instead. Write something where Pinkie Pie slaps Anon on the ass and calls him "sugar balls" and you'll be right at home.

>>30566443
>the s word
Serial mom?

>>30566476
>the s word
Something something RGRE

>>30566438
Learn to lucid dream. The easy way is to make a habit of counting your fingers. Your dreaming mind sucks at those details and won't give you five fingers. It's also why you can never get past the password on your phone in a dream.

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>>30566297
d'aww

>>30566506
No thanks, last time I heard the screams of the damned I tried that.

>>30566410
instead of asking easily answered questions lurk more first you retarded newfag

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>>30566029
>Gemstones or gold aren't really valuable considering how common they are in their world. They probably have different valuble things, maybe some metals common on earth, but rare in Equestria? Pinkie family grow gemstones and they aren't rich at all.
Except gemstones are still prized and used by the wealthy. They're also Rarity's target demographic with her gem laced dresses.
Plus the bellhop in Rarity takes Manehatten seemed to really appreciate them in lieu of bits.

>>30566475
>Sexism towards men
I though MLP:FiM was already sexist against stallions
Idiotic thread
It would have been better if it was REVERSED and have stallions as the dominant ones

>>30566568
MLP is egalitarian. "Supposedly."

Speaking of Pies
>Maud and Anon have been dating for a while
>She likes his laid back unstallionlike attitude
>He likes her lewd clothes fetish and non-thirstiness
>Maud wants to pop the question now that she's moved into ponyville, but the Pies always herd together around a stallion
>Pinkie is absolutely disgusted by Anons appearance, even though she knows he's nice
>Marble and Lime are on the fence
>Hijinks and maximum lewd ensue
>Quartz can't find the choosing stone

>>30566506
I remember using biting my finger as a way of telling if I was asleep. Sometimes I had the presence of mind to suspect that I was dreaming at the time, and other times I was honestly surprised that playing D&D with a bunch of topless hookers in a deserted old diner wasn't really happening.

>>30566521
Pro tip: stay the fuck away from dream-mirrors.

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>>30566587
>Egalitarian
Oh really? That's a really nice meme you say there
>Having ONLY FEMALE rulers, princesses that should have been queens cuz "Muh evil queen" meme
>Female superiority everywhere even in jobs, where mares do the hard work while stallions sell donuts
>Stallions being made fun of in the canonical show and used as objects
>LITERALLY HAVING NO BIG PART IN MAIN CANONICAL EPISODES UNLESS IF ITS DISCORD OR SOME OTHER NON-PONY CREATURE
>Showing that the males are the bad ones in other civilizations other than Equestria
And about this thread
>Making a female dominancy thread with a thread image about a stallion being the dominant one on top, presumely having sex with the mare which is bottom, the picture above them next next to the teddy bear showing the stallion clearly as the big guy

This general is total hypocrisy, if you want this thread to go in a better way you have to REALLY REVERSE the gender roles and make the mares be the bottom ones

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>>30566623
???

>>30566613
Maud actually in.near Ponyville now.
>Maud constantly tries to lure Anon down into her gem-encrusted mare cave
>>30566623
Not to mention shit like the bonkers filly/colt ratio and for the longest time having only two unicorn colts in the entire show show period
I mean some Anon ran the numbers and there's like a 10:1 ratio favoring fillies over colts

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>>30566666
This, so much this
Also, nice quints
This general is just some shitty hypocrisy, if we all start to do like my idea this thread would get A LOT MORE popular

>>30566678
And for sure, better flavored
>>30566666
Wouldn't you like to have a cute little mare and defend her from the external dangers? Give her all your love and have passionate sex with her every night when you come home after a long busy day of work

>>30566666
>I mean some Anon ran the numbers and there's like a 10:1 ratio favoring fillies over colts
Damn that's a lot of females. Show might be more rgr than you think.

>>30566688
No shit Sherlock, Tara Strong and many other people that own this show are anti-trump leftist scum that have went full autist after the victory of Trump

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>>30566688
I'm okay with this.

>>30566708
Oh really? I've never heard anything like that. In any case, it doesn't really matter what they think because they're Canadians and already got what they deserve.

>>30566708
I don't get why they'd even bother raging online about it with their own names attached. Actors get paid to play make believe for my entertainment, I don't care what their political beliefs are.

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>>30565591
You need to be 18+ to post here

>>30566734
>Gender ratio is even worse than we thought
>It's basically A Brother's Price

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>this guy

There's already generals like slave, SiM, or any green that just treats the gender roles as if they were normal.

If you really want a better perspective on it then just treat it as a comedic, and sometimes serious, deconstruction of what you just mentioned. The show tries to pretend the gender roles are the same or like ours. Meanwhile, RGRE treats the gender roles as reversed as they can get as the logical conclusion/consequences of males being second banana in Equestria. Down to "positive" sexism and needing herds to make up for the skewed gender ratio.

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>>30566744
NEAT

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>>30566734
Sorry ladies he's already taken

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>>30566779
I'm waiting for the super cute foals now.

>>30566795
>Implying that hasbro won't keep making mares fall for Big Mac so all her mares get cuckolded

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>>30566438
>tfw dreamed I was at some sweets shop with a really qt grill and it was like we were stuck together we were so close all the time and how affectionate she was
Was weird waking up from that, I don't think I've ever been that close to someone.

>>30566901
Hasbro's actually been pretty hands off about show production and writing. Little fun factoid for you: both Starlight Glimmer and Flurry Heart were NOT mandated by Hasbro but created by the show's writers.

>>30566438
>Had a dream that I was fucking my waifu, bouncing her in my lap.
>But she had a dick.
>Make fun of her for having a smaller dick.
>Lean down and suck her off as I fuck her.
>Swallow when she finishes then french her so she has to taste it.
>She tells me to quiet down or the kids will hear.
>Wake up.
No idea what this says about me.

>>30566623
shit bait but you got a bite so i can't be that terribad

>>30566971
It means mcg is calling for you.

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>>30566942
No! That's not true! That's impossible!

>>30566971
God damn your dream body must be a contortionist

>>30567020
Search your feelings. You know it to be true!

>>30565302
Qt pie

>>30566971
You might be homo my dude.

>Stallions without a herd will band together in a sort of bachelor herd to look out for each other.
>Mares always try to spy on the town bachelor herd try to catch some ultra rare, ultra hot colt-on-colt action.
>They always hear things that sound lewd, but just end up being cartoonishly mundane when they investigate.
>The one time the mares pass up an odd sound coming from the bachelor house is the one time lewd is actually going down.

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>>30565079
Good goy, never reproduce. Not like anyone on /mlp/ will, I suppose...

No, you're right though. Just never have kids. Or maybe only one, you know? Can't afford more than that. Remember that children are just another expense, like internet or cable, and that they will only bring you joy accordingly. There's no such thing as a person who would enjoy just having a family of their own, and be willing to make the necessary sacrifices and investments that go with it, and those that would are just stupid children, amiright? Not like kids are the most flexible thing in the world that can live in almost any conditions or anything either. You can't even begin to think about children until you are in your 40s and (if!) earning 6 figures, that way you can't really have more than one even if you wanted to! There's too many people anyway, in fact, in a perfect world you should just kill yourself now, but since this is real life, you need to stick around for a while longer to subsidize all the lower races and their dozens of children. So don't go anywhere, but don't have kids either! You should just continue through life as an uncaring, cynical asshole. It's better for all of (((us))) that way!

Man I bet you're a fucking blast to be around.

>>30567081
>Anon's stallion friends whine and moan until he joins them for a "colt's night out"
>Tries not to feel distinctly uncomfortable as they all lounge around in their horsepajamas and watch [a punny horse version of the term 'chick flicks']
>Keeps seeing movement out of the corner of his eye, particularly where the windows are
>Catches sight of a rainbow tail darting out of sight and figures out that mares are spying on an all-colt sleepover
>Anon's watched enough of my Japanese animes to know what they expect to happen, and goes out of his way to keep things as unlewd as possible
>Rejects the offer to play drunken twister
>Rejects to join in on the stallions showing off their newest "cute" testicle bras
>The only time he even touches one of the stallions is to rub his belly because he ate too much junk food and was feeling sick (he cheated on his diet and his body was not ready for the intake of carbs and sugars)
>Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash and a few other pegasi are in shock at just how l-lewd a stallion can possibly be
>"C-Colt on colt belly rubs!?"

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>>30567268
>Chick flicks
Those are movies for little gryphons anon.

Only pun related name i can come up with is Trot Plot.

>>30566688
Ok, it seems I was mistaken. It turns out the infographic I got the information from came from EQD and not from some random anon. https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/03/giant-infographic-analyzes-population.html
According to this the adult male to female ratio is somewhere around 6:5 favoring mares, and 5:2 for foals favoring fillies and the Adult/child ratio is 10:1.

>>30566666
A S C E N D E D

>>30567328
dick flick

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>Be Anon
>It was early
>The kind of early where the sun still wasn't going to be up for another hour or so
>You knew that as soon as it did rise most ponies would be up and about, but for now most were asleep, tucked safe and sound in their beds
>Unfortunately for you, you couldn't be tucked safe and sound in your bed, no matter how warm and comfortable it was
>You needed to get up and get ready to go out for some stupid thing with Caramel and his friends up at Canterlot
>When he was talking about it you had spaced out, but you were pretty sure it was some kind of candle festival
>It wasn't your kind of thing by a country mile, but your little horse friend really had his heart set on getting up and going
>He was also one hell of a crier, and you had no desire to deal with that shit
>Not today...
"Goddamn Caramel..."
>Rubbing your face with a hand, you lifted your head up from your pillow and looked around your dark bedroom
>Other than the quiet breathing of your bedmate, everything was quiet and still
>Sitting up, making sure not to stir your wife, you threw the royal purple silk covers off of your body
>The cold night air swooped down onto your defenseless, naked body, but you ignored it, swinging your legs over the side of the bed
>You sat there for a few moments, grumbling to yourself as you rubbed your face
>You had to go...
>You promised Caramel...
>If you weren't at the trainstation on time he was gonna come around here tomorrow and he'd throw a hissy fit...
>Sure, this was gonna fucking suck, but Caramel didn't bitch when you made him go to that Hyperspace Wars tournament last month
>...
>He DID bitch--he bitched a lot actually--but he went
>And that's what you had to do too!
>Closing your eyes, you took a deep breath and mentally prepared yourself for the long, boring, and no doubt trying day ahead
>After making yourself as ready as you could be, you pushed yourself off of your giant, wonderful bed as quietly as you could

>>30566297
This is pretty cute.

>>30567328
Was the album name "stop photoshopping arms onto birds!"?

>>30567444
I-is carmel going to slap his ass?

Is anon going to like it?

>>30567493
I think this is a different anon in this story. Does say this anon has a wife.

>>30567444
>>Sitting up, making sure not to stir your wife, you threw the royal purple silk covers off of your body
wot

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>>30567444
>You then looked down at your still sleeping wife, who had the covers over her head like usual
"See you later, hon," you whispered
>Your wife, still asleep, said nothing, so you began to make your way toward your closet
>You had no desire to ruin Rarity's 'beauty sleep' as she called it, so you were gonna have to look forward with blindly grabbing shit from your wardrobe
>Hopefully you didn't pick those banana-colored khakis Thunderlane got you for horse Christmas...
>You HATED those things...
>You had almost made it halfway across your room, ready to arm yourself for today's adventure, when an unseen force wrapped around your middle
>Before you could so much as blink, you were pulled back into the bed
>The covers were thrown back over your body while your face was pressed into something furry and warm
>A tired, slightly annoyed hum filled your ears as a pair of hooves wrapped around your head
>"And where are you sneaking off to at such an awful hour, dear?"
>You felt your wife nuzzle the top of your head
>Lifting your face from your chest, you saw her looking down at you with half-lidded, sleepy eyes
>Her usual pristine fur and mane were just a bit messy, and you could see a bit of drool running down the side of her face that she had neglected to wipe away
>Underneath the covers, you could feel her tail covering your legs with a tactical flick
"Go back to bed, hon. I was just going to go to that think with Caramel up at Canterlot," you whispered
>Rarity blinked slowly, both of her hooves lightly caressing the back of your neck
>"Oh? Yes, the candle festival, I had forgotten," she murmured, trying, and failing, to hold back a yawn
>You waited for her to let you go, so that you could get up and be on your merry way, but she made no move to do so
>In fact, you could feel her trying to gently, but firmly, press your face back into the fur on her chest

>>30567444
>Sure, this was gonna fucking suck, but Caramel didn't bitch when you made him go to that Hyperspace Wars tournament last month
>...
>He DID bitch--he bitched a lot actually--but he went

I want to see this, or Anon going to a con full of tuftbeard mares who spaghetti flirt with all the cosplaying stallions. Especially if he drags along reluctant male friends along for contrast.

>>30564477
Make sure you both hydrate often.

>>30567531
Well, she would anyways. She might reach upwards of thirty or so orgasms in that timeframe.

>>30565302
No one else said it?
Fine.
Ahem.
>KYS barbiefag.

>>30567553
If you do that LaP writes another EqG short.

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>>30567525
So cozy

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>>30567525

>>30567605
>Kejzfox
Fuck that turk

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>>30566744
http://www.mediafire.com/view/2s7h8ctx48sbff1/Spencer,_Wen_-_A_Brother's_Price.pdf

For those who want to read it

>>30567605
That kazakhi scum went with a russian cutie who does the best art on Derpibooru, i hope that the turk dies

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>>30567525
>Thinking that she just needed a bit of affection before she went, you wrapped your arms around her barrel, using your fingertips to scratch her back
>Rarity let out another hum, wiggling closer to you
"I'm sorry if I woke you up, hon," you whispered
>Your wife leaned down and gave your cheek a peck
>"As you should be, you absolutely ruffian of a stallion," she murmured back. "Here I was having the most wonderful of dreams when my gem decides to abandon me."
>You couldn't help but snort, a small smile coming to your face
>This silly horse...
"I'm sorry, but I guess we gotta get up there nice and early so we'll get everything we 'need'."
>Rarity let out a 'harrumph'
>"Honestly, that stallion, making you all go up there at this hour when the festival doesn't start until mid-morning..."
>She gave you another kiss, on the forehead this time, before shaking your head
>You were about to say something, when you got a faceful of tuft as your wife pressed your face back into her chest
>"Bad enough that he comes around here trying to steal my merchandise when he things I'm not looking, but now he steals my hot water bottle."
"I've told you a million times, he wasn't stealing those socks," you said, holding back a yawn of your own. "And I don't prefer being called a hot water bottle, thank you very much."
>A low chuckle escaped your mare
>She bent down and rubbed her nose against yours, a small smile on her face
>"Forgive me, darling. I was simply pointing out one of your many, many positive features."
>You snorted again
"Yeah, I'm sure you were," you said, giving her tail a playful tug. "Now could you please get up? If I don't hurry up I might miss the train up there."
>For about a minute Rarity said nothing, just looking down at you
>Finally, she let out a sigh, reaching up with a hoof to stroke your hair
>"I'm sorry to say that I must decline, dear," she said
>You could feel your exhaustion creeping up on you

>>30567628

>"You really don't need to go to that silly candle thing, do you?"
https://derpibooru.org/873324

>>30567605
Wtf dude keep that shitty muslim art out of this site

>>30567642
Are forelegs able to bend that way?

>>30567658
Pretty sure it is a trace of regular porn

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>>30567628
>>30567525
>She will never look at you like this.

>>30567658
>>30567691
The fact i can instantly tell those are human arms and legs rather than a ponies gives me mixed feelings.

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>>30567628
>It threatened to close your eyes, forcing you to shake your head like a dog
"Come on, hon. Quit messing around and let me get up," you said. "If I'm not there soon Caramel's gonna throw a hissy fit."
>You tried to push away from your wife but she held firm
>For a little marshmallow horse half of your size, she was a good deal stronger than she looked
>"I hope you'll forgive me, my gem among gems, but I must once again refuse," she said, giving you a kiss in the neck. "I'll not be parted from my stallion, or his body heat."
>Your frown deepened
"Come on, I promised him that I'd go," you said, trying to wiggle away
>Unfortunately, your tired wiggles were no match for your wife's magic
>With a simple spell, you were pressed back against her
>To make matter's worse, she wrapped your lower body with her back legs, effectively trapping you in the bed
>"Thankfully I made no such promise," she said with a dainty sniff. "So I think I shall keep you here with me so that we may get the proper amount of sleep."
>To show that she wasn't kidding around, she rested her chin on the top of your head and her tail wrapped itself around your leg
>You wiggled one last time to see that you were trapped
>Dammit...
>Caramel was gonna give you shit for days...
>All of the fight left you with a sigh
>You went limp against your wife, who smiled a victorious smile
"I'm tellin' him you're the one that made me stay home."
>Rarity giggled
>"That's quite alright. If that colt decides to give me any guff I shall give him twice as much," she huffed
>The tip of her horn glowed
>You tensed as you felt an invisible force wrap around your cock, giving it a few strokes
>"Rest assured that I will also see that you are properly compensated for your future grief, my love," she said, giving your balls a gentle squeeze
>Your hands snaked down to her rump and you gave it a squeeze
>Taking a deep breath, you closed your eyes and savored your mare's smell
"You better."

>>30567715
Alright, I'm gone. I saw someone bring up the concept of aggressively snuggly mares so I'd thought I'd write a couple of scenes with some different characters. Here's Rarararararara first

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>>30567715
>>30567721
ULTRA COZY

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>>30567721
I love it. Can't wait for Twilight, Pinkie, or; well, any of the mane six.

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>>30567721
>More aggressive cuddles with different mares.
You are a god amongst men.

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>>30567754
I want Fluttershutter.

>>30567768
>wanting garbage

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>>30567880
Nice meme.

>>30567721
While I did want to see who would end up in thr bad pony box next, I am more than alright with more aggressively snuggly mares, please continue

>>30567907
After someone pointed it out, I now can't un-see that the guy's right hand is just floating over the grass.

>>30567907
>>30567910
FUG

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>>30567907
>>30567910

>>30567910
>the jiggle in flutterbutts ass
oh fuck

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>>30567907
>>30567910

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>>30567721
That was amazingly comfy and cute, nice one.

>>30564952
I liked thing.
Continue thing.

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>>30567553
>tfw there's practically no female nudity taboo in RRGEqG
>the bare minimum is something to cover the pussy so males don't feel threatened

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So I guess poppedanon is dead? Damn propellers.

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>>30568565

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>>30568565
>Pussies are the symbol of female oppression in RGREEQG to the stallionists
>the symbolism is everywhere
>hotdogs have a little slit in the middle
>cars have v shaped grills
>building are wider than they are tall
>Anon can't figure out why he always has a craving for tuna
>Plot twist: Anon knows why he has this boner, and it's the world that doesn't notice

>>30568652
When it gets particularly hot in the summer some girls take their top off. They don't understand why anon keeps staring at them with a drooly mouth

>>30568570
With his friend's brother's funeral I think he might be preoccupied for a few days. He can take his
time if that means we gets some sweet leafy greens later on

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>>30568690
>Anon and the humane 7 are hanging out at Rarity's private beach
>You're chilling under the umbrella while the girls set up volleyball
>Dash asks you to play to make the teams even
>You joke.
"Sure, my team's shirts, your teams skins"
>Dash, Scilight, AJ, and Pinkie pop their tops off without a second thought, exposing their wonderfully perky A and B cups to you
>It's GLORIOUS
>Then you look over at your team. >Sunset, Rarara, and Flutteryshy's shirts are straining to contain their C+ melons
>What could have been?!

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>>30568877
FUCK

>>30568877
So would Anon taking off his shirt considered lewd?

>>30565079
(((Don't reproduce)))

Nah mate, I will have babies you want it or not

>>30568877
>>30568690
>His brain makes a snap decision before bloodflow ventures south.
>"Since it's so hot out, why dont we set the net up in the water?"

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>>30568644
>Rainbow walks in with a yawn and a stretch.
>But that's not what has your attention.
>It's her pert behind covered by laced, size-too-small boyshort panties and her bare, perky chest.
>Her nipples are standing up in the cool morning air and could probably cut glass with how hard they are.
>She settles in your lap with a sleepy "Morning babe..."
>A second later she jumps, all her morning sluggishness gone.
>"Jeez, Anon. I've never met a guy who could get it up so fast," she says with a slowly growing eager grin. "I love you. You know that, right?"
>You were both late to class that day.

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>>30569053
muh

>>30568877
Dash is flat and athletic with small perky tits
Pinkie is THICC from gorging herslef on pastries and candy
AJ is muscular from doing farm work, with a well developed abdomen
Twilight is somewhere between Dash and Pinkie

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>>30569138
And Fluttershy is a model.

>>30569174
Damn straight

>>30569174
RGRE!Green Isn't Your Color was basically Zoolander with ponies.

>>30567642
>Anthro
Fuck off

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I updated my moon pony story. Hope you Anons don't mind.
>Paste https://pastebin.com/SHnmX2br
>Fimfic https://www.fimfiction.net/story/380083/phoebees-moon-hunt

>Many ages ago, there was a great war. It was fought not between great armies, but between two sisters. One, the eldest, was bright gaudy and glutinous. The other, dark mysterious and beautiful, but oh so lonely. Their powers were grand, the forces they controlled beyond imagination.
>It was inevitable that they would clash. The very earth and heaven shook and tore as they battled. The younger sister, overcome by pain, cried out as her sister struck her down using they very power they had gathered to save the world.
>As the wicked older sister launched the final blow, a strange and bloodied stallion appeared before the lonely princess. He fell instantly in love with her and they kissed. Their love sent them to a world of their very own where they had tons of cute little babies.
>Or so your big Sis told you. She always thought of you as a little filly even though you were only a few minutes younger! You are Phoebos, youngest of The Clan, first of your name. Phoebee to your friends.
>The time has finally come for your first hunt. You must take down one of the many dangerous beasts that inhabit the local biome to prove yourself as a true mare, an alpha predator, and successor to your great All Father.
>There are no rules. No limits. You could take down one of the small, helpless sheep that aimlessly flit about the lunar landscape. Your mouth waters as you imagine your canines clamping against its throat, blood filling your mouth as its breathing slowly stops. No one would say a word. But that would not do for one such as yourself.
>Far larger and deadlier prey awaited you. A certain species of Ursine, a creature of darkness that would send the feckless terran ponies from the feeble world of Eques scurrying in blind terror.

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>>30569262
>But your kind were of much hardier stock. While the terrans danced in their transient sunlight and feared the shadows dancing at the edge of it’s reach, your race thrived in the everlasting twilight. Your sleek black fur, aetherial purple mane, and teal blue eyes were perfect for this world. You were no silly pony. You were a pure bred predator, lean smart and agile.
>You spot it. The Ursa Lunar is over 40 feet tall, it’s skin shimmering translucent blue gossamer constellations. They are solitary, only congregating for their mass rutting season when Equus and Luna are in perigee. You look up into the sky and smile, a sharp canine glinting in the reflected light as you recalled it was nearly full Equus, when the sun waned and the moon grew in power. Ursas were not the only species whose libido was affected by it’s motions. This would definitely be a memorable Lunar Secession Celebration for you...
>As your prey approaches the edge of the flocks pasture, you gave voice to the words of power etched above the mantle of every nursery in Cradle.
“I AMTHE NIGHT!”
>The Ursa looks up in surprise as you charge down the slope. Your vorpal blades lash out as you mumble in old Enochian. You nimbly dodge it’s swipes, it’s fur ripped open as it comes into contact with the tears in space. A lesser being would have imploded, but the Ursas seem to share some aspects your kinds eldritch heritage.
>Tentacles lash out from the space in front of you finish the chant, entangling your foe. You cockily move in for the kill, only to be struck from the side.

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>>30569279
>Stupid Phoebee! You smash against a stone fence, breath driven from your lungs. The Ursa rips the remaining tentacles like tissue paper, sending them retreating back to their dungeon dimension. You cough and weeze as you try to ready a spell but to no avail. You can’t chant, your magic feels muffled, like when you snuck beyond the edge of the biome field into hard vacuum. It tickled.
>You reach for your saddlebag, gripping your most prized possession in your teeth. It’s a blade. A small ceremonial dagger carved from a strange material, but covered in familiar runes. It was given to you by the All Father himself before you departed on your hunt. It was said the dagger was what sent him to Equestria in the first place, whatever that means. How could a dagger send you anywhere? It feels comforting as you grip it, like it knows where it truly belongs. You bare your fangs and growl. The Ursa bears down on you.
>You rend and tear. Bite and rip. The blood splatters against your muzzle. There are no sounds, only the dance. Your pulse rushes in your ears, keeping the beat to a sonata only the two of you can hear. Everything is electric, your senses heightened, your pupils reduced to slits from the high. You can feel the fabric of reality itself thumping in time. But all too soon, the dance ends.

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>>30569285
>Be Deimos. Demi to your friends. Older sister to little Phoebee. You are sitting on the edge of town, waiting for your sis to return. You feel a presence beside you. A warm hand caresses your mane. He speaks in a deep, calming voice.
>”Hello there, my little one.”
>You look up at the towering stallion.
“Will she be okay?”
>”That’s tough to say. You know how my little Bee is. She feels she has something to prove. It’s tough being the youngest Princess.”
>Your father continues to caress your head as your stare into the wilderness.
>”All of you are our children and we love you dearly, but I know there is more pressure on you foals not seperated from us by the generations.”
>A shadow crosses his eyes as he recalls all the hardships encountered while he and Selene tamed the wild moon. Through sheer magical force turned a dead rock into a home. Controlled it’s very orbit to regulate the climate in defiance of Celestia's will.
>A shadow looms over the horizon. You welcome it, for you are the night. All Father lifts his head, marvelling at it’s size. He smiles as he spots the tiny form dragging it with her teeth.
>”But you know little one, sometimes that feeling of pressure is what allows us to do impossible things.”
>You join your father in welcoming your younger sister home.

Too bad the (only) other moon pony green died after litho was ruthlessly take by the propeller. Who know how the boat got up to the second story...

>>30569262
>One, the eldest, was bright gaudy and glutinous. The other, dark mysterious and beautiful, but oh so lonely.
Gee, I wonder who wrote this.

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>>30569393
>The winner writes history
>NMM didn't win you say?
>loving horseband and hordes of babbies vs 1,000 years of whiny stallionists and cobwebs disagree

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>>30567569
Incidentally, I very much enjoy LaPs EqG stuff.

So what are the qualifications that would make a thread RGRE enough?

>>30567721
Great! This board in general could stand to have more pushy mares.

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Daily reminder that IF a stallion is not wearing a hijab is perfectly ok to force yourself on him.

>>30569597
That everyone stop posting. Why?
Because RGRE is Dead.

>>30569262
Oh shit, you were the one who wrote Slut Pirate Anon? Man, I fucking loved that story. Have you ever thought about continuing it?

>>30569888
Necromancer story when

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>>30569887
>Anon idly wonders why he's being tackle-cuddled by a bunch of marshmallow ponies wearing robes
>Doesn't worry about it; rubs as many soft bellies as he can
>Enjoys the sensation of one particular mare aggressively rubbing her muzzle on his face like an overly-affectionate cat

could it be that after all these years I return? DRUNK? you got it. I dunno but who ever runs my pastebin I'd like to be in control of it please

You,anon the knight, stood there at the duel grounds, the Celestia's tent to the right and the other preparation tents to your rear. You hope she doesn’t take too much longer, the sun was out and it was getting hot in all your armor. The fairgrounds where set up not too far from the forest, so that the challenge could be settled closer to the territory in question.
Well it’s all lead up to here, at first hearing there was a chimera prowling through the kingdom’s territory, and then as knight’s drawing straws to see who would fight it when she challenged the kingdom to a formal duel. Such things had to be honored or else the whole kingdom would lose face. You drew the short straw and its all been a whirlwind from there. Being drunk out of the tavern as the patrons bought you drinks, knowing the upcoming engagement. Hell, you weren’t even married or had any children. Just a trusty steward and a set of armor. Armor, you made sure was polished to a gleam when that date arrived.

>>30570049

She strolled up, holding a claymore nonchalantly across her shoulders in between her goat and tiger heads. Her armor was not minimalist, and covered most of what one would consider her vital parts but was matte and looked as if she hardly bothered to shine it, the profligate. She scoffed when she saw you, “Is that it,” she brought the sword down so it rested beneath her right paw “Is that the ‘champion’ you are going to lose?”
It was your turn to scoff. You beat your arm across your chest and yelled “I will personally escort your dying breath from your corpse, demon” You picked up your sword and held it at the high ready. her heads smiled and the tiger chuckled a bit “You know I take that back, he’s got some spirit” she raised her sword with one arm so it pointed directly at you. You walked towards her at a steady pace, and she struck first swinging high and right. A blow easily deflected much to the amusement of the onlookers who voiced their despair and encouragement. You yelled a warrior’s yell and set about hammering towards her with blows. A set of blows she easily parried, an amused grin adorning her face. The crowd hadn’t noticed, yelling and jeering as the fight wore on.

>>30570049
>>30570062
Gryphanon is back? Welcome home Gryphanon!

>>30570049
>>30570062
Too drunk, Gryph. Remember to use meme arrows.

>>30570075
>>30570078
>Gryphanon wakes up the next morning with a powerful hangover and no memory of the night before
>Doesn't remember posting in RGRE
>Never visits the thread again

>>30570112
Pls no. I miss reading Gryph's trophy husband anon shorts.

>>30570049
>>30570062
need pastebins pls

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>>30570049
it can't be!?!?!?!

>>30570160
Dunno if this is official, but here's one: https://pastebin.com/u/gryphanon

>>30570167
so gryphanon's new post is a new green?

>>30570181
I certainly don't remember a story like what he started a few posts back. So yes, I believe this is new green, or rather drunk almost green.

>>30570062

“Well now that you’ve shown some techniques its only fair I show some of mine.”
Her attacks where based more off movement and timed power thrusts and you parried them with ease. She took a step back and sized you up again, “Well than Looks like It might be worth it after all”
Worth it? Was this all a stupid game to her, here your kingdom’s land were at stake and she was treating it like it was a game. Anger took a part in your next blows as you pounded away at her manageable defense. You locked swords and came face to helmet for the first time, her tiger eyes a dazzling blue “You’re not too bad for a knight, I’m tempted to keep you” A comment that landed her tiger head a headbutt from you, the metal helmet intensifying the blow. When she recovered there was a slight Gold tint in her eye and a devilish grin. One more punch from a gauntleted fist caused her to break the hold and stagger back. She snapped her tiger head back towards you, a small trickle of yellow made its way from her nose. Her eyes met yours, Pure gold and a feral, primal look that she shot back, sending a chill down your spine. She let out a howl that even drowned out the yells from the onlookers. All other noise dimmed out, you two renewed your battle. Her blows became fury, her movements wind itself and in to time she had driven you back to your starting spot in the ring.

>>30570198
Battered and slightly bloodied, you desperately looked for openings among her rapid strikes. She drew back for a power blow and you seized your chance. You partially raised your sword and lunged forward towards her exposed neck. She moved low and did a half turn right much to your surprise and her powerful blow drove the sword right against your breastplate on the left side. It did its job by deflecting the blow until the blade hit a small dent made earlier in the engagement. This was all it needed to bite into the armor, piercing the steel both front plate and back. A gasp arouse from the crowd and you held your charging position, her sword embedded in your chest. You let your sword down, sticking it into the ground to support you as your knee gave out. Looking up at her she was staring at you, arms crossed, devilish grin across both her heads and all. As if waiting for you to fall. Mustering the strength, you stand and point your sword at her. Weaponless, she adopted sort of a wrestler’s stance, even having the audacity to bring a paw up and flick her fingers towards her in a “come at me” sense. And come at her you did, well, stumble at her. Your energy fading fast the best you could manage was halfhearted flicks and shallow jabs. All the while she took huge enjoyment of easily avoiding them. With each doge demanding “MORE!”

>>30570189
RGRE LIVES

>>30570218
She probably became impatient with this game as the next swing she pushed to the side, grabbed your helmet and the blade of the sword in your chest. You cried out in pain and let you of your sword, knees giving out a second time. She cradled your limp body, removing your helmet as she let you down to the ground carefully. “Shhhhhhhhh, Shhhhhhhhh” she cooed, “not too much longer from now you’d be servicing a new, better master”. The light became spotty as she stood up, and uttered a deep, guttural, howl claiming victory over the region and the kingdom. At this point you had just passed out from the pain, and Celestia with a few guards approached the chimera for your body. She lowered herself and both heads snarled, “Back off, he’s mine”. Celestia frowned before speaking “The tract of land is yours, we simply want to have his body properly buried.”
She straightened up “Well he is on my turf now, so I get to keep him”

fuck this 200 character limit, this last portion comes out at 2115/2000,now i have to break it up,

>>30570221
>An old writefag that's been gone for over a year returns, but only because he's drunk
>"LIVES"
We'll be right back to our unpleasant, porn-dumping ways by tomorrow afternoon, Anon.

>>30570246
we normally considered someone propeller-ed if we havent seen them in like a week

>>30570238
Celestia furrowed her brow “Your land starts at the tree line, which we are 100m away from. You have no right to him”
The chimera frowned with both heads and crossed her arms, then an idea snapped into her head.
“The deal we drew up and signed stated that the winner has claim to over everything specified in the challenge”
Celestia began to feel uneasy, as if she knew where she was going “true”
“and in it the duel was part of the challenge”
Celestia's frown grew and she narrowed her eyes at the chimera, but said nothing
The chimera bent down and picked you up into a bridal carry “And he was a part of the duel, ergo a part of the challenge. So I’d wager to say he’s mine” the wicked grin returning to both her faces
“You can’t d-“ Celestia started
“It's in the contract we both signed” she snapped “That is, unless you wanted to break the contract. And god forbid anyone else find out you broke and honor bound duel contract.”
Celestia's legs trembled with rage, she took a deep breath. “No” She turned her gaze to the ground “He is yours”
She hummed, yet another victory. And with that turned around and carried you into the forest.

>>30570246
Quit with them negative waves moriarity
>>30570257
Epilogue 1/2
Dark. Searing pain. Weightlessness. Angry voices. Fire. Flame. Through the fire and flames.
You awoke with a start and a deep inhale. A fitful rest, but where the hell were you. It was some sort of cottage by a water fall,or at least it sounded like a waterfall. And the morning sunlight was pouring in through a window. You recalled everything before you passed out; the duel, the Chimera piercing your breastplate, passing out. Wait a minute, you were pierced through by a sword, but you can breathe just fine. Tentatively you draw your arm up to where the blade pierced, and felt a bandage around your chest. Well at least that wound was tended, but that didn’t explain where you are now. You jump a bit as you feel a large paw place itself on your leg, you slowly turn your head. Oh. Shit. There sits the chimera on the edge of the bed, holding a bowl of… stuff, in an apron, all three heads smiling at you. Wait a minute, an apron? no, that’s not important right now. The thing thats important is she rammed a sword through you, and forcibly took over some of your kingdom’s land, is sitting on your bed smiling warmly at you.

>>30570274
“Morning sleepy head” her tiger head cheerily said with a smile, giving her head a slight tilt.
You just stared, and now you’ve noticed that you are only wearing your underwear.
“…”
“…”
“you stabbed me”
“Yeah about that” she sets the bowl down on to the bed and you can feel its warmth through the blankets
“Look, it was an honor duel, but it was strictly business.” She leaned forward and grabbed the top of your left hand. her heavy paw and half sheathed claws making you a tad nervous “The fact that I took you back and healed you should convince you that it was nothing personal” her voice was surprisingly soft and even sounded concerned.
At this point you sat up in bed “How on earth do you know how to heal?”
She picked the bowl up and scooted closer, smile back on her two front faces.
“Of course I don’t, but I have a few contacts that can”
She placed the bowl in your lap and began making her way to the door “Now eat up, you need to finish recovering as fast and as best as you can…”
She paused half way out and flashed you a familiar grin “…hubby”
You heard her laugh through the door as you nearly choked on your spoonful of soup.

>>30570287
END

>>30570289
this was hard to read with out the green

>>30570289
Glad to see you back Gryphanon. I'm hoping that was just the beginning as you've set the stage for something interesting.

>>30570293
It's more that there's no spacing or indentation.

>>30570295
maybe he really IS wasted

>>30566249
Got a kek out of me. Have a (you).

>>30568877
It could even go the other way.

>Dash just asked you to play some beach volleyball.
>Why not, might be fun.
"Sure, whose side am I on?"
>You ask while standing up and stretching.
>" You can be on Sunset's team."
>She points to the side with the previously mentioned bacon haired girl, Fluttershy, and Rarity.
>You nod and walk to your side of the net while continuing to stretch and warm up.
>Once everyone is on there sides Dash clears her throat.
>"Y-You know... We should do something like shirts and skins so we can tell our teams apart. Hey Anon, how bout your team be skins?"
>"Rainbow Dash!"
>Fluttershy scolds her friend with the tone you've heard a mother telling a child in that 'ya done fucked up' voice.
>"Heh-heh... j-just kidding Anon."
>She quickly apologizes.
>You however shrug and grab the bottom of your shirt and start to pull it up and over your head and throw it outside the net area.
>Time seems to slow down and you can feel everyone's eyes on you.
" So we serve first or what?"
>You pick up the ball and look at them.
>They quickly move their glances away from your chest like a guy who was caught looking at a girl's breasts back home would do.
>Not that you ever did that, you always kept looking.
>"Can I switch sides?"
>You hear Pinkie say as the rest of your team starts to pull their tops off.
>It's going to be a good day.

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>>30570600
Nice.

I would cherish the looks on their faces for the rest of my life.

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>>30570600
>>30570616
>don't have the body for anything resembling positive reactions
well shit

>>30570629
Better go get a gym membership anon, timesawastin

>>30570648
>gym
no

ill do shit at home

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>>30570657
Just don't install a squat rack too close to the walls.

Just had an idea , not a story but an idea.
Anon eats out a pony, and founds out they have wildly different tastes.
One day he finds celestia at a gathering muzzle deep in a cake trying to inhale it.
He makes a comment to his marefriend how celestia would love her
Wife/girlfriend pony knows damn well why as anon commented on it a lot
Celestia gets inquisitive
And this is how anon starts a herd with celestia, and how they now have a dining room theme sex sessions, celestia loves the desert table, but you happen to have found one that tastes just like a perfectly cooked cooked and seasoned stake and that one pony who tastes like a refreshing coke.

>>30570700
That is troubling. Wouldn't she be nervous he'd decide to take a good, tearing bite?

>>30570709
I figure it's the thrill of feeling canines on her most sensitive bits and the trust that he wouldn't bite down like she was a slab of prime rib.

>>30570709
Celestia was the only one to bite, and it only happened once, it's why your exclusive dessert pony is banana creme cake, and why there is a real banana creme cake by celestia's table.

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>>30564473

>>30570731
I really like the idea of rgr pregnancies. I was even thinking of trying my hand at writing a simple oneshot of one.

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>>30570709
>>30570726
>>30570728
>accidentally forget where you are and give a good, strong bite right on her clitoris

>>30570600
I can see Anon being cool about stuff like this compared to other guys. Basically one of the gals, right?
>>30570737
Do it mang

>>30570757
The sound of a big orgasym is heard, celestia snaps out of it before she bites to hard, she may be fast but she is gentle with cake... though that gentle is a bit to hard for a place that sensitive.
The O sound turns into a pained wail as the mare grabs her crotch still riding it out, but every time pleasure hits pain hits right back.
Somewhere in the whitetail woods fluttershy get a chill, a sudden sadness that somepony somewhere is experiencing something she wanted her whole life.

She searched out what that feeling wanted her to find, and it lead her to the castle.

One interview later, fluttershy is now part of a herd... being eaten out by celestia... well dash was half right you guess.

>>30570782
So Celestia's fetish is... cuntbusting? Cuntbiting?

>>30570800
Celestia got way into eating her favorite cake flavor and made a mistake, flutters on the other hand... she likes it rough.

>>30567721
That was sublime darling. I would not have been able to struggle as long as Anon did. Her tuft snuggled on my cheek and her tail wrapped around one of my legs would've been all it took to keep me there.

>>30569463
>That pic

>Scootaloo has decided Anon is the best teacher ever
>His idea of flying lessons is to grab her and chuck her into the air like a purple haired football
>He even put a set of goalposts up

>>30569262
>>30569279
>>30569285
>>30569293
Nice setup for those who don't know the Cradle lore. As I said the on your first post; excellent short story. Speak for myself you mad this Anon proud.

>>30570289
Pretty good. I'm of the same mind as >>30570294
and am hoping for more.

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Would I have my waifu and be happy in rgr equestria?

Ultimately this is the only question that has any meaning or significance to it. Will I be happy with my waifu?

>>30571025
Depends. Are you expecting happiness to just land in your lap or are you willing to work for it?

>>30571057
Oh, I'll work for it. I'll even get in shape and learn how to cook for achieve it.

>>30571059
At the very, very least, I'd say you have a chance at happiness if you're willing to work for it. The rest is up to you.

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>tfw in equestria love rules
>tfw on earth love is dead

>>30571119
Maybe for you

>>30570600
This has potential.

...what happens when Anon wants to go for a swim?...in a public pool. or the high schools pool.
your guys high schools had pools right?

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>>30571122
There's too little loyalty, Anon. It doesn't last anymore. It's all so broken.

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>>30571145

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>>30571145
>>30571150
>tfw dead inside
>tfw only one among hundreds of millions

>>30571183
>>30571150
>>30571145

I still have faith in humanity, someone has to

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>>30571200
Bless your naive heart, Anon.

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>>30571183
>tfw will die alone and isolated
I accept it.

>>30566438
We've all been there anon. It sucks.

>>30571119
have some late night autism prompt

>Pone tries to open portal to Erf
>But Erf is dead, and the portal will not open
>Harmony fell eons ago
>Love is all but gone. A dying ember, kept aglow only through a lucky few.
>Hatred, Fear, Chaos, and Order, are the forces that fight to rule our world.

>Equestria's Tree cannot change that. Despite it's power being at it's apex, it can only send a sliver of it's influence across the void between worlds.
>Just enough, so that those on both ends can know that each exist.
>That those who suffer can know that there is a better way.
>That there is hope.
>Just enough to try to inject a bit of life into it's powerless twin across the cosmos.

>Little did it realize that hope is scary
>Hope can be painful
>Even for little ponies

>Humans could do little, cut off from magic as they were. Doubtful that magic even existed.
>But like the humans, ponies could be quite stubborn when they put their minds to it.
>The portal would not be opened easily it seemed, but they were determined that it *would* open eventually.
>It just required a little brainpower and heaping helping of magical elbow grease.

>>30566971
It says that you are truly at home here my child.

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>>30571119
>>30571145
>>30571150
>>30571183
>>30571236
Now I feel bad when I used to throw shit to the obvious self-insert prompts that were posted in the threads. You guys deserve at least an escape.
Wish you all luck.

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>>30571244
But anon

its so sad

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>>30571139
I thought about the school and the norm in RGREgirls would be like those new olympic swimsuits that are almost like wrestling unitards. Most guys don't like gym when it's time for swimming because all the high school girls just "eye rape" them. While a guy can technically wear a traditional swimsuit or even a Speedo, they are normally worn by foreigners. Anon becomes the stereotypical hot clueless transfer student.

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I want you fuckers to know I would at least sacrifice myself so you could be with your waifus. It's the least I could do.

>>30570049
>who ever runs my pastebin
That would be me.
> I'd like to be in control of it please
Once I figure out how to confirm its u, sure. I'm not terribly convinced yet.

>>30567525
>to go to that think with Caramel up at Canterlot,"
thing*

>>30571304
>Portal opens
>Waifu and horseband couples are united at last.
>Except for one.

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>this thread
>tfw listening to this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDGk-BIAKDk
I think the booze is making me more emotional than I usually am.