Nightly Scilight Thread #144

got worried for a bit, couldn't find the thread

also, are there more scilight greens other than the ones in the pastebin?

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Started this a while back and never posted it. Let me know if it's worth continuing, I guess.

>You are one Twilight Sparkle, sixteen years old and just finishing up your sophomore year at Canterlot High
>And, right now, your thought process is pretty much just one singular scream of agony
>Why the hell did you think this was a good idea!?
>You shrink back into the corner as an obviously inebriated Rainbow Dash charges past you, mixing in with the rest of the undulating, dancing crowd in the center of Rarity’s party
>So far, your first (and probably last) high-school party is pretty much everything you thought it would be: red plastic cups, throwing ping-pong balls at things, and really, really loud music
>Well, it has *almost* everything; it definitely doesn’t have the fun Summer-feeling rush you were hoping for
>So you just sit in the corner, trying not to draw attention to yourself while you drink Diet Sierra Mist out of a cup
>You hope people will assume you put vodka or something in it, and that you don’t look like a total wuss
>Whenever anyone looks in your direction, you pull out your phone and pretend to be distracted from all the fun you’re *totally* having by a particularly interesting text message
>In reality, though, you’re just spamming Trixie’s Facebook with those weird Japanese emotions
>Man, it really takes a special kind of awkward to make PM-ing Trixie preferable
>A near-comatose Lemon Zest charges through the ranks of dancers, shouts something along the lines of “Anarchy, fuckboys!” and yanks Rarity’s iPod out of the speaker system, slamming her own into the jack in its place
>Immediately, your ears are treated to The Devotchkas at full-volume , which Zest bellows along to at the top of her lungs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcJTVPtbddY

>>30545471
there are a few more if you look around in the different archive websites written by anonymous authors, also Jeff Mango has a story he want to post soon

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>>30545485

>You clamp your hands over your ears and slowly lurch out of the room, trying to drunk-walk in order to blend in
>Rarity’s family is clearly pretty well off, and the house is almost maze-like as you try to find your way to the back porch
>When you finally do, though, you find to your immense relief that there’s no one else out here
>Sighing, you pull the sliding glass door aside and step out, breathing in deep lungfuls of the cool night air
>The music is only a dull banging now, and seems to disperse almost immediately into the expanse of the place’s backyard
>Around you, the porch is ringed by a waist-high stone wall, which you sit on, tucking your legs up against your chest
>Beneath you, a perfectly trimmed green hill slopes gently downwards, dotted with statues and lawn ornaments until it reaches a crystalline pool
>You smile to yourself a little
>This place isn’t so bad; you’re glad to have a little time to yourself
>Honestly, it feels so pretty that you feel vaguely guilty for being here, like your totally lame presence is sullying such a gorgeous house
>The sound of the glass door opening behind you distracts you from your contemplation
>You whirl around, and apology forming on your lips
>But when you see the near-angelic form of Sunset Shimmer step out onto the porch, the apology dies almost immediately, dropping like a stone into the back of your throat
>Sunset smiles at you, giving you a tiny wave
>”Hey.”
“H-h… h-h-h…”
>You swallow hard, trying to dislodge the new lump in your throat
“H-hey…”
>She takes a seat a few feet from you on the stone wall, setting her cup down
>You notice it’s filled with just plain water
>”Crazy in there, huh?”
“Y-yeah…”

>>30545486
and by soon I mean as soon as I fill out the captcha

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>>30545490
>You twiddle your thumbs, wondering if you’re even allowed to be this close to her
>”It’s really nice out here though. Holy shit.”
>She swings her head side-to-side, taking in the same sights you enjoyed a moment earlier
>As she does, her red-and-gold curls bounce at her shoulders
>Just witnessing it makes you feel like something warm and bright just blossomed in your chest
>You’re immediately hyper-conscious of your own hair, which is tied in a mussy bun and vaguely sweaty from standing near the dance floor for so long
>”You’re, uh… Twilight, right?”
“M-me? Y-yeah! Twilight, heh. My name, yeah. You…”
>You wipe a hand across your head, realizing you’re sweating even more than you thought you were
“You know m-my name?”
>Sunset nods, smiling
>”You won the Quiz Bowl finals for Crystal Prep last year, right?”
“I m-mean, I guess… I didn’t really win it, I j-just got the last points…”
>She shrugs
>”Looked like you won it to me. You sure whooped CHS’s asses, that’s for sure.”
“Oh, s-sorry…”
>Sunset laughs, and you hang your head, ashamed
>”You don’t gotta apologize! I was *really* impressed.”
“You were?”
>”How could I not be? You figured out that three-step Integration By Parts problem in like two minutes. Woulda taken me two hours, and I’d probably still get it wrong.”
“Oh…”
>You have absolutely no idea what to say

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>>30545504
>Why’s she being so nice to you?
>She’s hands-down CHS’s most popular — and far-and-away prettiest — girl
>She should be grossed out that you’re even sitting near her, much less talking to her
“I mean, I j-just… you just had to do a u-substitution with x^2/4, then run it through—“
>Sunset’s laughing at you
>”You’re pretty serious about this, huh?”
“Yeah, sorry…”
>”Don’t apologize! It’s really cool!”
“C-cool?”
>”I think so, at least. Wish I had that kind of dedication to anything.”
“What do you mean?”
>”Oh, nothing important. Just wish I could stop being such a lazy fuck and get something done.”
“Like what?”
>”Eh. I’ve been trying to get a portfolio finished so I can apply to art-school after I graduate. Like I said, nothing all that important.”
“That’s r-really important!”
>You nearly spill your drink
“S-sorry. I mean, I think it’s important.”
>”Yeah?”
>Sunset smiles
>”Thanks, Twilight.”
“Y-you can call me Twi.”
>She giggles
>”Twi? That’s really cute. Thanks, Twi.”
“C-c-cute…?”
>”Yeah? Did I say something wrong?”
“No! N-not at all! Just… not something anyone c-calls me…”
>”No? Well, that’s lame. I think you’re plenty cute.”
“G-guh…”

>>30545490
I like the premise so far can't wait for more.
Also, more auntie Coco?

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>>30545509
>You blank out for a second, and when you return to consciousness, you’ve dropped your drink
>Embarrassed, you kneel down and grab the cup back up
“T-thanks, y-you too…”
>”Me too?”
“Yeah… s-sorry, I’m sure you hear that a lot, but…”
>”Not as much as you’d think.”
>When you’ve cleaned up the soda mess, Sunset offers a hand to help you back up to your feet
>You take ahold of it, tiny choruses of robot angels singing in your head your palms meets hers
>”So it means a lot. Thanks. For real.”
>She smiles at you again, and for a moment, you’re struck with the thought that you could live off nothing but the warmth of those smiles, if you really wanted to
>Your mouth opens, and a bunch of words just sort of tumble out
“It’s no problem really they should say it more I mean you’re really really gorgeous and popular and everyone likes you and oh my God why are you talking to me thank you so much though ah sorry I’m rambling I just can’t…”
>You force your mouth to shut, take a deep breath, then try again
“Thanks, S-Sunset…”
>”You can call me Sunny.”
“Sunny…”
>You really could live off this feeling, couldn’t you?
>But it ends all too quickly, a girl you don’t recognize stumbles through the sliding door and grabs Sunset by the arm
>”Shimmer! Holy shit, we’ve been looking all over for you!”
>”Heh, sorry. Just gimme a minute to talk to—“
>”No time, senpai! Get in here, Rarity’s about to make some motherfuckin’ Pizza Rolls!”
>She starts to drag Sunset away from you

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>>30545511
Going to write a Coco update later today, once the new Incest thread is up.

>>30545522
>Sunset herself, however, keeps her eyes focused on you, giving you a tiny, apologetic grin
>Her left hand disappears into her pocket, and returns with a small scrap of paper, which she allows to glide gently to the ground
>”Text me, alright?”
“Text… you?”
>The phrase, coming from her, sounds almost alien
>Stooping, you pick up the piece of paper, finding her number scrawled inside it
“Yeah! I will! I’ll s-see you soon!”
>You wave at her until she’s dragged away, your heart fluttering so hard that you sink down to the floor, exhausted, the moment she’s out of sight

Alright, pausing there. Thoughts?

>>30545527
I always love the intros to your stories, where twilight is acting spergy
Ill read more once you've got some

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2D-verse Moonie can see into higher dimensions.
She's really, really, really, REALLY into 3D-Twilights.

>>30545595
I wish I had a 3D Twilight

I want to be Twily's Igor!

>>30545527
Thread is up.

>>30545971
"Anonymous bring me The Dykeshit potion"
>"Y-yes master..."

>>30546063
I cant wait for incest

>9-1 with no actual conten to post, just bump

>>30550312
hugs are forbidden with shimmigrants

>>30552340
trixie loves peanutbutter
starlight loves icecream
they need to share a bowl of peanut butter icecream

>>30553147
CUTE!

so what is twilight's 2017 anime of the year?

>>30556047
the dykeshit is pure

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Well, It's been two full years since I first came to Nightly Scilight thread and I can say I will remember this place forever. I know this will likely not get read, but I will say it anyway because I want to just say thanks to all the anons who invested hours of their time into entertaining us for free and made stories I'll never forget.

It's really impressive how you managed to keep the threads coming one after the other for all this time. I know the General died pretty much last year and after TrapLight was finished. I remember every detail of that story and will forever most likely. You guys are the best and I thank you very much for all the things you've written and the art you've created. You're AWESOME!

>>30557283
You really made my day anon
This general is like a home to me, and I also wont forget it

>>30558361
next time if you're gonna make a shitpost, at least make it quality

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>A concerned Shimmigrant looks after her bedridden wife suffering from lesbianitis , 1883 Dykeshit Refugee Camp (Colorized)

>>30560427
daily reminder that interdimensional marriage and dimension-mixing are both sinful

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We must secure the existence of our Twilights and a future for Twilight children.

Do not lead them astray. Ship Twilights *only* with other Twilights.

>>30558897
>Implying this isn't quality shitposting

>>30560674
its not

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Beware of Brads posing as Anons. They shill heteroshit.

>>30564024
>brad
>flash
>anon
Are we the badguys?

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>>30545469
Lol wut?

>>30565188
you're clearly new here so read this
http://pastebin.com/D9Hdz4WD

>>30565160
No we are the heroes /nst/ needs

>>30565773
HAIL TWILIGHT

Swilight is for sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation while holding hands, all with somebody she loves

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>>30566349
Twilights are nothing but smelly perverts with mommy issues. Just look at this custom skin they designed for their A.I. ruler.

>>30566951
they do not need a machine to make their own decisions

Remove dykeshit make Twilight great again!

>>30560477
Twi pride world wide

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>>30572313
MTGA

>>30572692
Do shimmerjusticewarriors identify as twilights?

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what a bitch

Scilights are for hetero only

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>>30579212
>Agreed! Twilight is of loving the 'hetero!' Trissie is of certain!
"Uhhh..."
>Lucky being for Twilight. The Grrreat and Bowerful Trissie also of being the best hetero girl in CHS!
"Trixie, do you even know what 'hetero' means? It's basically the polar opposite of what you and that other creme girl are."
>Cyka blyat! No doubting Trissie's English skill! Trissie is of best at everything, including speak English and being the hetero!
"Fine, I give up. You're the best at being a heterosexual high school girl."
>Good! Now, shut up and quiet watching as The Grrreat and Bowerful Trissie disappears her feminine benis to transform into the hetero girl!
"...Wait, what?"

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>>30579212
>"Hetero only?"
>"I've got the cure for that."

>>30579801
thanks sour my twilight hasnt been feeling well

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>>30579753
The fuck kind of Russian Accent is that

>>30581003
>Trixie is actually not Russian at all
>she's a massive Slavboo and tries her best to sound like one

>>30581139
>trixie
>slavboo
can I marry her?

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>>30581492
>da

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>>30577330
>"Hey, ScienceGirl904, why don't you turn on your mic?"
"[Ha ha, my mic is totally broken it suuuuuuuuucks ha ha]"
>"Still? Man, it's really annoying to not have you on voice chat. I could buy you one if you wanted!"
"[I couldn't possibly accept that, it's fine. Really]"
>'It's been like over a month, inb4 she's a baconhead'
>"Even if she was it's not like that would matter that much"
"[I am not! I'm a Twilight. I act like one don't I?]"
>'very defensive lmao it's confirmed now'
"[Can we just get back to playing TwiQuest? I swear to Science you guys are the worst clan ever.]"
>"Stop bullying ScienceGirl904, ScienceGirl328."
>'Whatever ScienceGirl129, but I bet she's a baconhead. I bet the TIA is recording this conversation now and we're on some kind of watchlist.'
>"Her spelling is too good to be a Shimmer."
>'I guess that's true lol'
"[Guys, can we go to the raid or not?]"
>"Yeah, sorry 'bout that. You should get your mic fixed though, seriously"
"[Soon, ha ha!]"

>tfw you'll never be a Twilight and will always be a filthy Shimmigrant

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>>30581724
ScienceGirl904 ([email protected]) has joined #wombraiders
Topic for #wombraiders is "SHOW UP TO RAID ON TIME OR SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR DKP FAGGOTS"
Topic set by ScienceGirl328 ([email protected])
<ScienceGirl904> Uhh
<ScienceGirl904> mmm...
<ScienceGirl904> Twilight? W-what are you doing after raid?

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Posting best greens for memory's sake.

>>30554826

In Another World With My Smartphone

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>>30545469
I want to punch her

>>30585537
DELETE THIS

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>"Welcome to the Twi-Hour Fitness Club! Here to sign up?"

>>30582278
<ScienceGirl328> gonna farm some motes and uh
<ScienceGirl328> flick it to some timber spruce yaoi before passing out
<ScienceGirl328> why? what's up?

SciTwi is a slut who craves cock!

>>30586100
>timber spruce yaoi
This seems exactly like something the Twilights would do

>>30586871
TimberxFlash fanfiction by twilight when?

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>>30586871
I think Moonies are more likely to do it

>>30586100
<BdayPartyMassacre> timber spruce yaoi?
<BdayPartyMassacre> Hah! i knew you had shit tastes, but this is just rich!
<BdayPartyMassacre> what is it like to be a pleb amongst plebs, ScienceGirl328?

I wanted to ask:
am I allowed to create this thread (or at least something like it) on some Russian imageboard?
I mean the idea of Scitwi thread

>>30588708
you are allowed to do it, have fun!

>>30588744
oi thanks m8, always wanted to bring that cozy enviroment to our cold Motherland
We don't even have greentext here.

>>30588708
I've been trying to improve my Russian abilities, so I'd be down to see that happen. Could you link it here when it gets made?

>>30588708
Please tell them spasibo

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>meanwhile, at the Dykeshit Refugee recreational center....

>>30589579
apples are too stupid to know that squeezing the marshmellows can offend

>>30590227
They just don't know the proper time and place for such displays of intimacy. Not that Rarities mind the brutish behavior, though. It gets their panties soaked.

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>>30590416
>tfw you're just trying to be sophisticated in your haute couture, darling, but your wife keeps making lewd comments about your rear

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>>30589129
>>30589468
It didn't go well.
Seems like Russian community is not fond of greentext and EG

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>>30591297
well at least you have us

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Who wears their socks all the way up to their calves? They're just going to slide down anyway and it never feels good.

>>30592017
A slut who carves Chads' cock anon

>>30592026
>A slut who carves Chads' cock anon
>carves
so twilight makes wooden dildos?

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A long time ago I wrote a greentext called "DumbTwi" and now I want to write something else.
Should I continue?

>>30592573
fuck sake i forgot to put the greentext here

>>30592573
"Ah, you can't see all beauty of mathematics, Spike!"
>The dog runs around you, looking at papers with interest... and probably with a wish to eat it.
"You may not eat that, Spike! It is important"
>You shake your head in disagreeing manner, so that Spike can understand you
>If he does understand anything at all
>It's not like you think he's stupid but.. he's a dog. That kind of nails it.
"Look right here, Spike. Let me show you the trigonometric circle. Or a unit circle, but that sounds boring."
>The dog sits near you and looks at piece of paper.
>Sitting on the floor may seem uncomfortable but it is actually quite good.
>You take your compasses and draw a circle.
>Then, you draw a horizontal and vertical lines through the center of a circle.
"See? These lines are axes. The one that goes up and down is a vertical axis, or y-axis. The other one is x-axis, the horizontal axis."
>Spike barks softly as if he understands you.
"The point on the right where horizontal axis intersects the cirlce is point 0. Then, next point where y-axis intersects the circle is called Pi\2."
>You go on over all points that are on the circle.
"You are such a good boy, Spike. You always can listen to me. You like my maths, do you?"
>Spike barks softly as if he agrees.
"Good boy!"
>You give him a piece of pie.
>Not many of your classmates share your passion to maths.
>Actually, no one does.
>Your parents don't understand it as well.
>At least they don't call you a freak and a nerd behind your back like your classmates do.
>You hope that you parents don't do that.
>"Twily, come down for dinner!" your mother calls you from downstairs.
"Yes, mom, I'm coming!"
>You put your pen and compasses away, stand up and leave your room.


Here it is.

>>30592583
I think I remember dumb twi
wasnt it the one where anon tutored her?
I liked it

>>30594321
she looks fancy

>>30592380
No, cock, anon.
She carves wooden chickens as a hobby.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

>>30597229
>squeezing her bun without consent
Why is Sugarcoat such a voracious slut?

I'm from the incest thread I just want clarification.
Did Jeff fuck EQGWritefag?

>>30598975
no, I think that they moght be referring to the writefag shipping that used to go on here in nst's golden era

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Not human but very scitwi for me/

>>30600004
"very scitwi for a pony"

>>30600004
i wanna put my dick in that mane

is this the lesbo thread?

>>30600730
we were the original lesbo thread

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>>30600730

Would your drink R9Klight's piss bottles?

>>30601120
no, its still piss

>>30601120
I'd take spike's fatass for a walk and hope Gus-cord and Tuco-shy don't kill me

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>>30601653
>"Go on. Give it a lick, dahling~"
"D-do you *have* to watch? You're m-making me nervous..."
>"Oh, don't be ridiculous, dahling. I wouldn't miss seeing your warm, moist tongue lick that fluffy thing for the world!"
"Th-that's sounds vaguely sexual..."
>"Do you *want* it to be sexual?"

>>30602777
trips for three girls

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I know in the short Scilight forgive her, but do you agree with her?

>>30604024
I havent seen the short anywhere online
link?

>>30604024
juniper abuse is not allowed

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>Twilight.
>Vinyl's passed out drunk again.
>We've got roughly 9 hours and 21 minutes until she wakes up asking for water.
>Would you like to hold hands with me again?

>>30605279
Why does octavia look like a zombie?

>>30605279
that image reminds me of danganronpa, i love it

>>30605279
I'd like to see octavia cheat on vinyl

I just finished reading Traplight after having left this place about a year ago
What the fuck mango
>thinking "hey wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if Starlight was cheating with derpy"
>Twilight is buying presents and being super happy
[nervous laughter]
>gets to the house
>sounds of pleasure
>the madman actually fucking did it
>>rape
>put this on http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=2KYYVrBX4v0&start1=1&video2=HS5ZkPXkto0&start2=50&authorName=wat



Sorry if this post seems autistic I've been up the whole night. I'm pretty sure I read the whole thing in 1 sitting or two, can't remember.
so what other quality stories have I missed, threads kind of resorted to pic dumping by the time I left
Is r9klight ever coming back probably fucking not I'm assuming

>>30606038
>>30605279
Artist?

>>30606983
here you got m8 enjoy http://katedoof.deviantart.com/art/Octavia-Melody-Danganronpa-Sprite-695141307

>>30607080
Ty

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She made this an hour ago.

>>30607191
looks like an edgy pokemon gym leader

>>30606038
>>30607191
>filename
called it it wasn't hard to figure out

>>30545469
Can someone help me find that green where
anon takes care of Twilight and Moondancer.
Where he cleans up after them then gives them a bath. I need my fix of cute nerds.

>>30607871
seconding this
I havent read it but it sounds intresting

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>>30598975
No, I did. I have pics to prove it.

>>30608719
pics or gtfo

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>>30609564

>>30609597
Something about this tells me its Photoshopped

>>30611009
i don't think so

>>30611706
i-is that even legal

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>>30612118
Yes

>>30612118
with a royal authority around, anything is legal

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is Twilight desperate enough to do the Rainbow Dyke?

>>30615602
she doesnt think that stds are worth it

>>30615617
>RD
>STDs
may I remind you that RD is very pure and has no canon love interests, implied or otherwise

>>30616006
she fucked chad

>>30616935
FLAT

>>30616935
>>30617358
flat is great, i love it

>>30617999
we need pillows not boards

>>30620666
Thanks sunset satan

>>30620666
totally thought this was a fakeout at first

Hetero sex

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>>30621239
We must secure the existence of Twilights and a future for dykeshit selfcest babies.

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>>30616935
>>30617999
flat is love flat is life

>>30623236
that dress under the lab coat does things to me

>>30623236
panty lines on a lab coat?

>>30623305
I actually never noticed that before

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>>30621392
How would selfcest work?

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So do you guys unironically waifu the shit version of best waifu?

>>30624153
our version didnt lose everything that made her likeable

>>30624132
Seein on how there are multiple universes with Twiggles it wouldn't be a stretch to say that some of them have a cock'n'balls

>>30625066
so I can get a daughteru?

I want to cum inside shadowbolt Twi

>>30626050
who doesn't

>>30626050
she is a good girl

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This'll probably be the last long-running story I do here. Hopefully you guys enjoy it.

Going to be updating live, like in the old days.

>The biggest mistakes tend to come in threes
>And so, before we get into the perfect storm that your life eventually became, let's take a quick look at the three stupid decisions that allowed it to happen
>The first mistake, strangely enough, wasn't even yours
>We join blonde, busty, and utterly vapid Alpha Bitch is prowling through the halls of Canterlot High as she usually does, knocking terrified freshmen out of her path with her signature scowl
>It's hard to say what made her decide to pick on you that day
>Maybe it was just the general angst of being a born secondary character, doomed to have no point in anyone's life other than as a catalyst for far more interesting events
>Or maybe it's her pent up homolust and sexual frustration
>Either way, she rounds the corner, terrified girls scrambling to get out of the way of the rage-incarnate dykestorm stomping past them, their arms overflowing with books that they held tightly against their chests, hoping they wouldn't end up forcefully dumped on the floor
>Alpha's eyes narrow, her bully-senses sparking in high-alert when she notices a dorky-looking purple girl hurriedly trying to cram stacks of paper into her locker
>For a moment, she allows herself to imagine the sensation of wrapping her hands around the violet dweeb's panties, relishing the strain as she pulled them painfully up between those skinny, supple buttcheeks that so assuredly lurk beneath that plaid skirt
>Then she shoos the gay thoughts, and settles for a less direct approach
>"Hey! Outta my way, turbo-nerd!"
>With one swipe of her hand, she sends your papers flying up into the air, where they flutter back to the ground in scattered, messy piles
>You yelp in terror, fixing your eyes on the floor as you bend down to scoop up your drawings

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>>30627125
"S-sorry..." you stammer out, hoping she'll leave you alone
>But this wouldn't be much of a mistake if she just left stuff off there
>Alpha picks up one of your drawings, marveling at the crudely-scratched symbols, each of which is paired with some even-scratchier sketch of a horrid, multi-eyed, many-limbed, and (though the word probably doesn't exist in her vocabulary) Eldritch abomination
>"What's this creepy shit?"
"It's just--"
>"You some kinda witch freak? We don't take kindly to witch freaks here! This is a wholesome, Christian academy!"
"S-sorry..."
>"We only listen to the purest desires of our heart, and anything wicked has to be cast out! Cast out, you hear me!?"
>People are starting to stare now, no doubt drawn by Alpha Bitch's bizarrely impromptu witch-trial
>You don't even answer her, so she plants a firm kick in your ass
>The force of the kick sends you sprawling amongst your ghost-symbols, scattering them against the wall and grinding dirt into their delicate forms
>You curl into a little ball on the floor, hiding your face and hoping she won't kick you again
>Alpha Bitch stomps away, muttering something about purity under her breath
>When she's finally gone, you force yourself to sit up, your body aching from the impact with the ground
>You rub your forehead, glancing around the hallways, when your eyes land on Sunset Shimmer herself
>She's standing only a few feet away, with the light from outside gently reflecting in her gorgeous red-gold hair, clad in that same sensible top and leather jacket combination she always stuns with
>Her expression is unreadable, somewhere between shock and pity
>You hang your head, cheeks burning, and stand up without saying anything to her
>Hurriedly, you cram your things into your locker, grab your backpack, and run, stumbling slightly over your own feet in the process

>>30627125
>This'll probably be the last long-running story I do here. Hopefully you guys enjoy it.
I'm gonna miss you Jeff

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>>30627218
I'll still come back with short shipping stuff, but I'm hoping to start focusing more on "real-life" writing and potentially getting published.

>>30627189

>You are Twilight Sparkle
>And while today, was bad, it definitely isn't the worst you've had
>After school, you sit up in the chemistry labs by yourself, staring out the window at the sleet-gray sky with a pencil between your lips
>The room is dead silent, save for the hollow ticking of the clock
>Most of your drawings are destroyed, so you're trying your best to fill them out again
>Open in front of you are three half-completed sketches; one of them is apparently a summing circle for something called an Aboleth, though you highly doubt a giant psychic eel would fix many of your problems right now
>Next to the sketches is the Tome of the Unholy Geist, a supposedly-ancient (though you find that hard to believe, seeing as there's a barcode on the back) book of Eldritch summonings and incantations
>You've always had a bit of an interest -- well, obsession, more so -- with this kind of stuff
>Something about the idea of a crazed, chaotic world of spirits that exists just parallel to this dull, humiliating world of book-dumpings and insane Salem-esque bullies is immensely appealing to you
>Hard to imagine why...
>You sigh, closing the back midway through your latest sketch
>It's not like you're gullible enough to actually believe in ghosts, of course
>They're unscientific and illogical in every conceivable sense (seriously, why do ghosts just *happen* to exist solely in the scariest, darkest places that naturally make people hallucinate), but they're...
>Well, you don't really know what they are to you
>You guess it's just nice to imagine that you could, with the right words, summon up a companion to help you in your day-to-day life, or swallow the ones who humiliate you whole
>Or, you know, maybe just be your friend...

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>>30627253

>And so the second mistake in this trio is yours: you took Moondancer's advice
>Once the school is nearly empty, you creep down to your locker, grab your things, and head home, where your laptop waits faithfully on your bed
>You open it up, finding she's already messaged you twice
>[heyy]
>[what's uppp?]
[not much. shitty day.]
>[aww. sorry :'( ]
[eh, it's nothing new. lost a lot of the rites i've mad though.]
>[noo! that's too bad...]
[yeah. i'll just redraw them. not a huge deal.]
>[okay...]
>[i think i found a lead, btw. on the big one.]
[for real?]
>The "big one" she's talking about is a book you've both been coveting for years, now
>It's supposed to be impossible to find, that's if it exists at all, which you somewhat doubt, but you've heard stories of copies showing up from time to time
>[yeah. it's at a place called Soothing Auras: Crystals and Books]
[oof. not gonna get my hopes up.]
>[yeah i know. but you should still check it out. could be the place! :) ]
[you're right. but bleh. i'm starting to think this is kinda pointless.]
>[why???]
>You start to type your answer, but give up halfway through
>Moondancer's always been a bit more, well, naive than you are
>She probably wouldn't understand
[no reason. sorry, gotta go.]
>[okay. talk to me soon, please!]
[ofc]

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>>30627253
*closing the book

>>30627341

>Your mom must still be up at Crystal Canada with Shining and Cadence, because the house stays empty until you go to bed
>After choking down a half-frozen Hotpocket (seriously, how does a food designed to be microwaved never microwave properly?) you just lie in bed, staring up at the ceiling
>As usual, you can feel the hazy edge of a daydream trying to push its way into your head
>For a while, you fight it off, but eventually you let the fuzzy, happy little thing overtake you
>It feels gross, and kinda pathetic, but you suppose it's better than just sitting around bored
>Bleh
>You imagine yourself finally completing a summon, a real one
>The companion takes on the form of a tiny, golden homunculus, looking vaguely like the C3PO plush you loved when you were little, and speaks in this bright, cheery voice
>You spend about twenty minutes hugging the thing before you actually make a contract with it
"I want have friends. Real friends, who I can actually be with. And I want...
>Even in a completely-private daydream, you feel embarrassed about what you're going to say next
"...I want Sunset to like me..."
>And with that, your new golden friend flashes everything you'd ever wanted into existence
>You see yourself sitting on an overcrowded crouch with a bunch of other girls, laughing together at some crappy reruns of Gilligan's Island, then yourself and that same group splashing each other at a waterpark (you've never been to one (too insecure, long story), but they look like the most fun thing imaginable), and then, finally, yourself in a sleeping bag, packed like sardines with the rest of that faceless group
>It hurts just a little bit
>But you can't force yourself to imagine you and Sunset together
>That just feels stupidly unattainable, as well as vaguely like a violation of her privacy
>So you just hold onto that image of sleeping with a packed group of friends as you yourself fall into an uneasy sleep in your empty bed

>>30627253
>I'll still come back with short shipping stuff, but I'm hoping to start focusing more on "real-life" writing and potentially getting published.
oh ok thats good
Ill read your new story once I get off work

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>>30627416

>You end up sleeping through your alarm the next morning, and decide to call it quits on school
>After all, there's not really much point in going; you're acing your classes without much difficulty
>And going today would probably just be an exercise in humiliation; anything that happens to you seems to have an uncannily easy time making its way through the rumor mill
>So you end up just sitting in bed for a while, scrolling through anime forums, then through porn, then back to forums...
>It's a vicious cycle, to be honest
>Eventually, even you reach your limit on porn and internet shitposting, and force yourself to roll out of bed
>You remember what Moondancer said to you last night, about a place called... ack, you remember it had some shitty hippy name
>Grabbing your laptop, you get the place's actual name, and look up its address
>Surprisingly, it's not that far outside of Canterlot; just some little podunk town out by the Ponyville Nature Reserve
>You could get there in an hour, if you left now...

>And that was the third mistake
>Which isn't to say these are the only bad decisions that you'll make; far from it, in fact
>But this quick series of connected choices are already in motion, pushing your life towards, well...
>You'll see, I guess

>The drive is a peaceful one, at the very least
>Just outside of Canterlot, the landscape quickly rolls into rocky mountains dotted by pine trees, with slender, winding highways scything through the greenery
>You drive with the windows rolled down, your eyes watering as the cool Fall air whips into them and The Mountain Goats playing softly in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el-ZrpQybXM

>When you get to the town, it looks just about how any small Midwestern town should look
>The first things you see are an Arby's and the cracked plastic sign outside the local gas station

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>>30627638
>Quickly, the town gives way to squat, brick-made administrative buildings interspersed with rows of stucco-lined two-bedroom houses
>You count an army, a navy, and an airforce recruiting center all in a row
>Soothing Auras is nestled somewhere on the outskirts of town, which you suppose is somewhat of a requirement for being a proper hippy-shop
>When you get to the storefront, you find that it's one of those places build out of repurposed train cars
>Three of them, in fact
>The cars are huddled together in a cluster, with flag-draped rope running between them and a gravel driveway out front
>You park, and head inside

>The first impression you get of the shop is that of an overcrowded den of Harry Potter memorabilia
>There's barely enough space to walk, and the rest of the place is occupied by floor-to-ceiling shelves full of crystal balls, stacks of books, weird sculptures of fairies, dragon figurines, impractically-twisty knives...
>You can't even list all the different weird shit in here
>"Greetings, traveller..."
>The languid voice greets you from somewhere deeper in the shop
"Uh... h-hey."
>"What's led your wandering sole to my humble abode?"
>The woman talking to you steps out of the shadows and into the pale light filtering through the train-car's windows
>She's tall and willowy, but looks to be only a couple years older than you, with long orange-red dreadlocks running down her head, and flared wings of eyeliner turning her gaze into a weirdly hollow, piercing, ghostly thing
>Her entire body rattles as she walks, an effect produced by the several dozen pieces of bone-and-crystal jewelry she's wearing
"I'm looking for a b-book."
>"Ah, a scholar of the arcane arts. Raaadical..."
>The strange woman bows to you
>"I only hope I can service you, wise sage..."
"T-thanks? I'm looking for something c-called the, uh..."
>Even in a LARP hell like this, you feel a little self-conscious about what you're about to ask for
"...it's c-called the Necronomicon."

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>>30627713
>The store clerk's eyes go wide, and her lime-green complexion takes on an ashy tinge
>"Oh..."
>She suppresses a shiver
>"That one?"
"Yeah. Do you h-have it?"
>"I do, but..."
>The girl shakes her head, making her skull earrings jangle
>"There's some bad juju around that book, young sorcerer. Are you prepared for the darkness that lurks within?"
"I mean, y-yeah, I guess. Do you seriously have it? I've b-been looking all over, and..."
>"It's here. But first, I need to make sure your intentions are pure. This book is too powerful to fall into the hands of the wicked."
"My... intentions? C-can I just pay for it like normal?"
>She shakes her head again, her dreadlocks bouncing like snakes around her shoulders
>The hippie clerk holds out her hand, palm upturned
>You notice that they're smattered with dirt, as if she's been gardening recently
>"Give me your hand, wayward student."
"D-do I have to? I mean, I have a d-debit card, I can just p-pay you..."
>"Your hand, please."
"Okay..."
>You awkwardly place your hand in hers, and her gritty fingers grasp you with surprising amount of force
>"Hmmm..."
>Hippie-clerk closes her eyes, entering some sort of trance
>When they open, she stares at you with the look of someone who's just made sense of a particularly difficult puzzle
>For a moment, the store is silent
"So, uh... c-can I buy the book?"
>"There's no need."
>She disappears into the recesses of the train car, then returns with a paper-wrapped package in her hands
>"Take it. I think it belongs with you, you know?"
"Oh. T-thanks?"

Looks like Timber isn't going away anytime soon.

So I've finally gotten around to finishing that HYPERSPACE HYPERWARS sidestory I started a few threads back.

Here's the paste of what I had before, and I'll be dumping the rest early tomorrow morning!

https://pastebin.com/5negr8uP

>>30628927
Cool

>>30628159
W-What do you mean last story?

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>>30629936
It's the end of an era for us humanized dykeshitters.

>>30629936
>>30630009
he said that its the last major story, so something like stalkerlight or traplight
he will still write oneshots and smaller stoires

>>30620666
I don't suppose you know the source on this

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>>30629936
It means we're doing /a/ crossovers!
Prepare your anus, because it's about to get a dose of doki doki and waku waku.

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>>30630078
Ursula is made for love

By the way, there's an official Scilight-centered music video out called Mad Twience.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vcqdb

Also, I swear to god at 2:26 it sounds like she's singing, "I think I'm gonna piss myself!"

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>>30628927
“I have been sent to this Hell World to cleanse it of its deviants. And I sense now is the time to continue my Holy Work!”
>You lift up your Thunderhammer, a squad of your battle brother’s assembling beside you
>Glaring from your vantage point atop the hill, you can no longer simply stand by and watch as these Helwyverns slaughter the Royal Guard
“Dread Falcons, CHARGE!”
>Your jetpack unleashes a burst of fire and launches you into the air
>Swirling past the storm of las bolts and bullets, you race toward the hellish jet dragons
>Rearing its ugly head, one of the demonic beast lets out a metallic roar
>The sound barrier shatters as it swoops in to meet your attack
>”SCREEOOOOOONK!”
>Its maw opens wide while you swing your hammer down
>The metallic beast wails in agony, its oily blood simmering on your armor
>With but a single blow, you cave in the Helwyvern’s head and send the beast hurtling downwards
“Rust in peace.”
>”Hehehehe~”
>Your eyes narrow as the laughter of the Techno-Witch fills your ears again
“Are you amused Heretek? Behold—“
>Hovering in the air amidst the chaos, you gesture to your battle brothers as they engage the other Helwvyerns
“The Dread Falcons are slaying your pets one by one, and down below—“
>You aim your Thunderhammer at the scorched ramparts
“—my Royal Guardsmen still remain. You are finished.”
>”If I am defeated, then why do you hesitate dear brother?”
“…”
>”Come now, it is as you say! You’ve laid waste to my Skitorii Rangers, my Helwyverns are being torn apart, and now my center has been left wide open! Go on, finish me off…”
>You look out beyond the dogfight to the fields ahead
>Save for a small handful of Skitorii being torn apart by continued artillery fire, you saw little else
>”Hey! Cold Turkey!”
>You look back down to see the Sergeant from before shouting upwards
“I am a Dread Falcon.”
>”Whatever bro! Are we going to do this or not?”

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>>30631156
>”She's fucking bluffing! Come on man!”
>Gilda grips your shoulder tight while gesturing toward the handful of mini-figurines on your sister’s side of the table
“No.”
>”UGH! Why not?!”
>You furrow your brow at your sister, who looks to be distracted from the game
>”Come here Spike!”
>She scoops up her dog and holds him in her lap, seemingly having forgotten the game
>But you knew better
>There had to be more to her army than just this
>”Oh, did you go yet Shiney?”
>Twilight smiles up at you whilst petting Spike
“No.”
>”OK! Take your time~”
>Gilda slaps her hands against the table and rises to her feet
>”I need another drink.”
“Get me another too.”
>Twilight giggles, raising a finger to her cheek
>”Don’t forget to leave me one~”
>You scoff
“Not happening.”
>It stood to reason that Twilight had at least one, two, maybe three more squads of Skitorii Rangers
>Thanks to that aerial strike from the Helwyverns, most of the sandbags protecting your Royal Guard were destroyed
“If those Rangers catch my men out in the open…”
>”Hmmmmmm?”
>Your sister smirks at you
“Heh…”
>You can’t help but smile back
“My Earthbreaker Cannons will continue to wipe out those Skitorii of yours while Brother Aegis and his Dead Falcon Assault Squad finish off your Helwyverns. As for the Royal Guard…”
>Gilda hands you a can of beer which you quickly crack open
“… I will order them to charge into no-man’s land!”
>Your sister gasps as you move your little soldiers across the dinner table
>”Oh crap! I think that means they spot my….”

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>>30631165
>”Skitorii just over the ridge!”
>The Sergeant jabs a finger into the air at a procession of cybernetic soldiers in monkish robes
>”BLAST EM!”
>”ERROR! ERROR! RESTART WINDOWS NINETY—“
>The lead Skitorii’s head is blown wide open by a stray lasbolt, shooting sparks everywhere
“Hmph.”
>You land upon a grassy knoll and watch from afar as Guard and Ranger do battle
“You sought to flank my forces? Or were you hoping these cyborgs would creep close enough to snipe my Earthbreaker crews?”
>Your foe’s mocking voice fails to respond over the din of battle
“At a loss for words? How… odd…”
>Although your suspicions were confirmed, you couldn't help but feel as if you expected more
>”Heh… ha! HA HA! MWAHAHAHAHA—
+++
>”HAHAHAHA!”
>Twilight laughs hysterically while placing her phone down onto the table
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
>A song begins to play off of said phone as she reaches into her box and pulls out—
“A Cyberdemon!?”
>”A SOUL CRUSHER!”
>The table shakes as she drops a giant miniature onto the field
>”My Dark Magos summons a Soul Crusher into the Matterium and onto my battle lines! And look at who just happens to be in range of his BFG!”
>Gilda spews a mist of beer into the air
+++
“Sergeant! Disengage and fall back.”
>The monstrous beast lumbers over the distant hills.
>It’s bottom half was like that of a giant mechanical spider while most of its upper half resembled a red horned Devil
“FALL BACK.”
>The Sergeant, too busy melting a Skitorii in radioactive flame, fails to heed your call
>Her cigar falls from her mouth when she looks up and finally spots the Soul Crusher, its gun-arm raised
"You fools, I order you tol--"
>Before your very eyes, the sergeant and her men are set ablaze in red light
>All is reduced to ashes
“By the Empress…"
>”I named him Spike~”

>>30631169
>”Fuck me. How the Hell does that even work?!”
>Gilda shakes her head while sinking further into her seat at the table
>Your sister gives her a small smile while gesturing to the unholy hunk of plastic
>”I was counting on Shiney playing defensively long enough for my Dark Magos to finish prepping the summoning ritual.”
>You sit there and stare, trying your hardest to crunch all these numbers up inside your head
>Fielding the Soul Crusher had to have sucked up pretty much all her Deployment points
>This was her ace in the hole
>”Hehehe~”
“What’s so funny?”
>”I still can’t get over this.”
>She pokes and prods her mechanical spider Satan
>”It totally is the Cyberdemon from Doom! I love it!”
>All those numbers spill out of your head as you smile at Twiley
“Now you see why I used to love this game.”
>”Uh huh! All the tactics are really cool too. I’m so happy we finally got to play.”
>Gilda grunts, rising out of her seat to go raid your fridge
“Well, don’t talk like the game is over just yet.”
>Your smile turns into a smirk
>”Oh yeah? I think you’re pretty dead bro.”
“Ha!”
>You stand up, raise a clenched fist, and declare—
“Only in detachment from glory, honor, jealousy and life itself can I hope to spare others from misery. I am a Dread Falcon, and I do not fear you… for I am already dead.”
>The 'Dark Magos’ stands up as well and sneers while pointing a finger at you
>”Omae wa mo shindeiru, Brother Aegis."
>You and your sister lock eyes and stare each other down
>Gilda mumbles under her breath, calling you both fags
“My Earthbreaker cannons will bombard your Soul Crusher, while Brother Aegis and the Dread Falcon Assault Squad—“
>You unclench your fist and raise a hand to Twilight
“—fly into melee range!”

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>>30631180
>Blasting back into the skies, you lead the swarm of Dread Falcons toward the towering monster
>Spike roars while raising his BFG, an unholy plasma cannon that takes up his entire right arm
>Erratic sparks of energy begin to form at the barrel of the mighty gun
“Stay on target.”
>Just as the Soul Crusher takes aim, your artillery once again rains down Hell
>A chorus of explosions rock the plains
>The Daemon howls in pain, shrapnel piercing into a few of his steel legs
>By the Grace of the Empress, this throws off his aim
>You don’t flinch as a devastating wave of energy sails past you, disintegrating one of your battle brothers to ash
>Spike’s eyes widen as you grip your Thunder Hammer with both hands
“DIE ONCE MORE.”
>A grat shockwave ripples through the air, splattering flesh and rending steel
>Spike staggers back and moans in agony, lifting a red claw and grasping empty air where his jaw was only a moment before
>As the Soul Crusher registers just what happened, the rest of your battle brothers fall upon him
>Gunfire pierces it, chainsaws grind into it
>Its boiling oil-blood rains down like a storm
>And yet...
>”That was a little foolish Brother Aegis.”
>The Techno-Witch chides you, though her voice is barely registered over the roar of Spike’s BFG
>Several more of your Battle Brothers, along with several miles of what was once farmland, are completely vaporized
“I have only begun to fight."
>Ascending above, you narrowly miss being blasted away as well
>This beast is singlehandedly scorching the entire plain
“Such power. If I fail, this monster will destroy the whole plan—“
BOOM!
>A mighty blast knocks you aside
>”Oh my!”
“Oh shit.”
>You’ve been hit, but not by the Soul Crusher
>One of the Earthshakers you presume
>Flexing your arms and legs confirms that the damage to your body is minimal
>Your jet propulsion system however…
>”Happy landings!”

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>>30631186
>You set the figure on its side and roll falling damage
“Thank fuck.”
>Brother Aegis soaked it all!
>Now he’s just lying prone!
>Alone
>In front of a 5 story tall hulking machine monster
>”aaaaand there goes your artillery crews.”
“What?”
>Your sister gives you a devilish smirk as she walks around the table, slides next to you, and plops down a small figurine near your side of the field
>”My Dark Magos deactivates her cloaking, comes out of stealth, and sprints into your artillery crews.”
“WHAT?”
>She giggles as you gawk at the figure
>It is an expertly put together and meticulously painted figurine of…. a scantily clad woman with big tits and bigger guns, along with several mechanical tentacles sprouting out of her back
“Twiley why?"
>You don’t even want to know how many extra attacks it gets
“You had her go solo? No squad at all?”
>”Nah, couldn’t afford one. Besides, I figured she’d be able to take care of herself.”
>Twilley hops onto the table, absently kicking her legs as she smiles down at you
>”Soooo yeah! She’s going to go ahead and rip-n-tear your artillery crews while Spike blows away the rest of your Dread Falcons. I uh… I think that’s the game."
>”Or is it?”
>A surprising chill goes down your spine
>Glancing to your side, you see Indigo has appeared
>She looks relatively normal, no gleam of red eyes nor outstretched claws
>Just sitting there on the table, absently kicking her legs like your sister
>”What’s it gonna be Champ?”
>Indigo grins down at you and as much as you would’ve liked to reply, you didn’t necessarily want your sister to see you talking to thin air
>So instead, you decided you would show her…

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>>30631195
“DEPLOY IT NOW!”
>You shout into your radio as you pull yourself from the crater
>"There is no choice, deploy the--"
>You pause as a shadow creeps overhead
>Tumbling aside, you dodge the Soul Crusher’s metallic spider leg as it slams into the ground
"Back for more I see?"
>It replies by spewing boiling blood out of its ruined maw
“ARRRRGH!"
>Fighting off the pain of being cooked alive inside your armor, you rise up while grabbing your Thunder Hammer
“I ENDURE.”
>With a brutal swing, you smash apart one of the spider legs
>Spike ceases his bloody attack and staggers back
"YOU WILL NOT."
>Giving chase, you attack like a man possessed
>Each strike cleaves through another of the steel legs, sending more oil splattering across the fields
>Finally, a single last slam sends it sprawling to the ground
“I banish you back into the Abyss! EMBRACE DREAD!”
>Spike cries out in anger one last time as the Thunder Hammer crashes through his rib cage, spilling out his HUGE CYBERNETIC GUTS
“It is done…"
>Fires crackle all around, an eerie silence overtaking the land
>Dropping to a knee, you let the Thunder Hammer slip from your hands and sink into the dirt
"Now to... now to regroup."
>You tap your helmet and try to contact your men while steadying your breath
“Come in… all… forces…”
>The channel is dead
>”My oh my, those Earthshakers were positively ancient!”
>Twisting your body about, you stare across the field
>”I can’t BELIEVE you still use such outdated tech! You didn’t honestly expect to defeat me with such junk, did you?"
>Your mortal enemy saunters over
“Magos Mitternacht…”
>A bloodied Chain-Axe in one hand, a steaming Flamer in the other, and all manner of mechanized weaponry attached to her mecha-tentacles
>Your foe was a living weapon
"You finally reveal yourself."
>She looked to have been very busy, blood staining her tattered flowing robes
>Even so, she was all smiles as she strolled over
>Ready to finish you off

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>>30631210
>”Now for the Grand Finale..”
>Reaching for the Thunderhammer, you stagger to your feet and exhale
>”Dear Brother Aegis... Surrender! Join the Dark Mechanica! I’ll repair you, make you stronger than ever before and then… and then we can rule this ENTIRE PLANET TOGETHER AS BROTHER AND SISTER!”
“…”
>”All you have to do is concede the match and give me a beer.”
“I’d rather rot in Hell.”
>Magos Mitternacht cackles in delight
>”And you will!”
>She grins as her Chain-Axe whirls
>”One way… or another…”
>Her weapon systems unload all at once, sending lasbolts, bullets, plasma, fire, and more your way
“Hurf!"
>Mitternacht's barrage batters you senseless, slowing you down as you close the distance
>You swing forward with your hammer
>She weaves back, ducking under the blow dipping forward to slash with her axe
“GAH!"
>Your armor is being torn asunder as the Chain-Axe digs into you
>”YOU’RE MINE!”
“NO."
>You raise your boot
>”BWAH!”
>A swift kick to her gut saves you, and sends her airborne
>She lands amidst a pile of wreckage, which you find most fitting
"I belong... to the Empress… not you."
>Another moment to regain your breath, each inhale a sweet blessing
>”So strong~.”
>The Heretek's mechanical tentacles shove into the ground and lift her out of the refuse
>Her tendrils carefully clean herself up, one in particular reaching into her wild dark hair and gently removing a stray nail
>”Say Brother Aegis? Why won’t you die?”
“…”
>Her smirk… it is insufferable
>Reaching up to your head, you unfasten your helmet and toss it aside
>With it gone, you take in a much deeper breath and reply
“I am already dead.”
>”…”
“…”
>”Heh… hehehehehehe~”
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha”
>You believe this is the first time you’ve laughed in over a century
>The two of you just stand there, surrounded by miles of scorched earth and mangled corpses
>Laughing

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>>30631219
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha”
>”Hehehehehehe~”
“WHY NOT JOIN ME INSTEAD?”
>You charge
>”What? In death? I. Think. NOT!"
>She charges
BOOOOOOOOM!!!
>The two of you halt and look over yonder
>A great blast has covered a nearby field in ash
>”More artillery?”
“No.”
>You spit at the ground
“She fell from space."
>The dust settles, revealing what looks to be a metal pod in the middle of a large crater
>A foreboding red glow flashes from the pod’s door, illuminating the writing on the side
>”What does that say? Eviscerator Assassin?“
>The door flings open, a monstrous figure dashing out and screaming
>”WRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!”
>Rushing on all fours, this beast of a woman bolts toward Mitternacht
>Her eyes glow red beneath a skull-like mask, while her claws hungrily click in anticipation
>Mitternacht takes a step back and shouts
>”What the Hell is this supposed to be?!”
>Laughing hysterically, the Eviscerator shouts
>”I’M THE GRAND FINALE BITCH!”
>You grin as Mitternacht opens fire on the crazed assassin
>With speed surpassing even hers, the assassin dodges Mitternacht’s ranged attacks and pounces!
>”ACK!!”
>The assassin’s claws rake her non-mechanized flesh, drawing her blood and wiping away her smile
“This ends NOW.”
>Grabbing your Thunder Hammer, you charge in for the killing blow!
“NO BEER FOR YOU TWILEY!”
SHINK!
>You come to an abrupt halt, hammer raised overhead, as you stand beside the Dark Magos and the Eviscerator Assassin
>Mitternacht scored a lucky hit, slamming her Chain-Axe into the Eviscerator’s head
>”What? What’s wrong?”
>You stare at Twiley
“Well, you killed her.”
>”Uh, yeah.”
“Yeah, and…”
>Indigo blinks at you, flicking the axe that’s stuck in her forehead
“… Eviscerator Assassins have explosives planted in them. They’re set to explode… when they die.”
>”o-Oh…”
>Twiley’s eyes widen
>Indigo beams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjOtGgxaX5g

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>>30631231
>And with that, the match has ended
>You sit there, alone in enduring Indigo’s laughter as Twilight sits there in awe
>Gilda’s head smacks down onto the table, knocking an empty beer can to the floor next to a whimpering Spike
“Holy shit.”
>Your sister finally blinks and stares at you
“That was the best skirmish I ever played.”
>”i-It was?”
“Hell yeah!”
>Your voice booms as your sister smiles
>”Wanna rematch?”
>You immediately start to clear the field and pick up your pieces
“Think you can take me now that I’ve seen all your tricks?”
>”Oh, you haven’t seen ALL of my tricks…”
>She quickly begins clearing away her part of the table as well
>Gilda moans, lifting her head back up
“Hey Rust, try not to let my girl die so quick this time alright?”
>Spike barks up at your sister, who readily lets him hop up into her lap
>”We’ll get him this time, right Spike?”
>Indigo floats over your head and points at your face
>”I wanna see that assassin in action again, got it? Like round fucking 1! Just blast me right in the middle of her cybernerds. I’m going for the high score!”
>You shake your head and chuckle
“To be honest, I never got to play this game as much as I wanted back in the day.”
>Your sister looks up from Spike
>”You didn’t?”
“No, never had too many people to play with. Or the time really. But we should make time for this more often.”
>Twilight grins and relaxes into her seat
>”Yeah, we should.”
>You chuckle, standing up to stretch
“Why don’t I order us a pizza?”
>”Sure! Can you order a liter of Code Red too?”
“No problem Twiley…"
>You place Brother Aegis down on the field, facing Magos Mitternacht, and get up to grab your phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzPuK1vib_c

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>>30631259
And that's all!

I'd been planning to write something like this up for a whole YEAR now. About time I had gotten around to it.

Now just to finish up BBSA itself some time

I hope ya'll liked it!

https://pastebin.com/5negr8uP

>>30630389
I couldn't even finish it with all the implied shipping. Twilight's my waifu, not Scilight, why does it bother me so much?

I want to cum inside NEETlight!

>>30631805
me too

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>>30628159
>An uncomfortably knowing smile spreads across hippie-clerk's face
>"See you soon, wayward sorcerer."
"Uh, y-yeah. Sure. Okay."
>You backwards-shuffle out of the store

>By the time you get home (after stopping at the Arby's for an undercooked, leathery sandwich), it's already dark
>Your palms are sweating, and a bit of the alkaline taste of excitement sits on the back of your tongue as you carry the package into your room
>Since you didn't pay for the book, it didn't occur to you to actually unwrap and check that it's legit
>If the hippie stiffed you, you suppose you can't be mad
>Unless she pawned some secondhand John Greene novels off on you or something, in which case you're going to burn her stupid train-car shop to the ground
>You figure that Moondancer should probably know about this, so you sit crosslegged in the center of your living room with your laptop open next to you
>She's idle, which means she's busy either masturbating or asleep
>You send her a quick message, telling her you stopped by the place, and that you got the package
>And then you pull said package into your lap, your fingers trembling as they fidget with the paper
>When you start to unwrap it, you're already prepping yourself for some pretty intense disappointment
>But what tumbles out of the paper is anything but disappointing
>The massive, leather-bound tome slips down into your lap, its weight making land against your thighs with a heavy thump
>Hands trembling, you pick the book up and hold it to the light
>The leather has that tough, sticky feeling of age, and the pages are a musty yellow
>Its cover is emblazoned with flaky golden lettering, spelling "The Unholy Necronomicon" in borderline-ineligible gothic script
>You breathe in a quick, sharp gasp of awe

>>30633453
>The Unholy Necronomicon

>>30632288
id do more than just cum inside ill cum inside everywere

>>30635025
ill cum on top of everyone
ill be the better one at cumming

>>30631457
Because Scilight is superior to the queen roastie.
Also, Shimmerniggers BTFO.

Betalight when?

>>30638466
>"H-hey Chad"
"MOVE NERD!"
>"H-hes so dreamy"

Hi all.
In the midst of writing another story, I got the idea of writing a mid/late 1960's era greentext with Starlight and Trixie. With a fuckload of summer camp related dykeshit.
Yay or nay?

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>>30639612
YAY

>>30639612
>StarTrix 1960's hippie rights movement dykeshit
I never knew how much I wanted this
Yay all the way

>>30639612
https://youtu.be/jvKbRuXwkRw