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Super Humans and Power Ponies! Issue #18

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"Captain's Shield" Edition

Excelsior, true believers! Welcome to the Superhero thread, formerly Spider-Shim and her Amazing Friends. All mlp/superhero green, art, and discussions are welcome.
Spider-Man: Homecoming spoiler free zone

Last Thread: >>30475067

NEWEST WRITEFAG:
Anonymous:
>see-through powered, totally not ahero Anon
>first post: >>30523096
let's hope he sticks around


other active story list:
untitled 7: https://pastebin.com/u/reallyUntitled
>Spider-Shim ch1 - the Superior Spider-Man - http://pastebin.com/P4Mawhsw (8530 lines)
>Spider-Shim ch2 - Meet the contestants - http://pastebin.com/pGJV6pUZ (4240 lines)
>Spider-Shim ch3 - The great and powerful - http://pastebin.com/fYHRDTA3 (2188 lines - WIP)

treppahcs: https://pastebin.com/u/treppahcs
>Drunk Spider - no pastebin!
>C.A.P.E.S. - https://pastebin.com/1Ae9AFN4 (187 lines - WIP)
>Vilainess' Delight and Therapy - Anon md - http://pastebin.com/0cit7eXM (1298 lines - WIP)
>Tonic - http://pastebin.com/xShn5AbX (3924 lines - WIP)
>Infamous - http://pastebin.com/ps2Ts8J1 (3455 lines - iced)

Defiant: https://pastebin.com/u/TheDefiant
>Darkest Anon - http://pastebin.com/gQyK64G2 (330 lines - WIP)
>Probability Anon - http://pastebin.com/3Myw3t0h (1967 lines - WIP)
>Elemental Anon - http://pastebin.com/ty0rTQYR (543 lines - kill?)

RooRooRoo: https://pastebin.com/u/TripleRoo (please don't be dead)
>Black Cat Anon - https://pastebin.com/VkBgWFvG (1170 lines - WIP)

Sea Urchin: https://pastebin.com/u/Dracononymous
>Stranger than Reality - https://pastebin.com/av18B6BZ (941 lines - WIP)

Beans: https://pastebin.com/u/Fui
>Go get 'em, Tiger - https://pastebin.com/BkvYwS7v (172 lines - one shot)

possibly lurking, recently deceased writefags:
>Spider-Bloke 2099 https://pastebin.com/u/Spiderbloke2099
>Silentanon: various one-shots- https://pastebin.com/9NJNYmHh

drawfriends:
mamorukusanagi - http://mamorukusanagi.tumblr.com/tagged/my-art

Storylist and Thread archive: http://pastebin.com/AiBP87Si
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>>30544903
Will make a pastebin for Drunk Sunset after next update
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>>30544903
the guy in the OP is from Urchin's green right?
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Reposting:

>There are some sirens in the distance.
>You’re Anón and you’re on your way home, but as you walk along the streets you get closer to the noise..
>It’s nothing unusual to hear sirens in a big city like Chicago, and you’re usually not one to seek out disasters, but if it happens to be on your way...
>You make a detour down an alley and draw closer to some rising smoke, and are soon met with firetrucks in the street.
>Late December. An educated guess tells you it was a Christmas tree who caught fire.
>Some gawkers have gathered and need to be held back by police for the firemen and paramedics to do their jobs.
>This is... not your problem.
>Stupid.
>Why did you even come here?
>Just turning around immediately would look stupid, so you continue down the road.
>There’s still a supermarket a little further down which you can visit.
>“Where’s Kathy? Have you seen her? Did she get out? ...”
>You overhear a woman crying out for someone through the noise.
>That’s not your problem.
>Just keep walking...
>“Sir, please, my daughter- where’s my daughter?!”
>You clench your butt cheeks as she begs one of the firemen.
>It’s not....
>...your problem.
>You look back towards the burning building.
>There’s a kid in there...
>Fuck fuck fuck.
>You close your eyes.
>Filter construction steel,
>Filter concrete.
>Filter wood.
>You open your eyes again and reflexively shut them down immediately after.
>Every time you use your abilities it overwhelms you and you never learn.
>Carefully you open your eyes again and let them adjust to your new sensory input.
>A see of flames floats where the building had been.
>For you it was now almost transparent.
>Cloth of carpet and curtains, copper, aluminum and plastics from the plumbing and electricity grid, and a lot of other materials you can’t even properly place are now seemingly floating in the air.
>But your filters work, there was no more construction steel, concrete, or wood in your vision.
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>>30545173
>You can see some firemen walking around inside, dispensed in the air, and-
>There she was.
>A girl, pre-teen...
>She’s cowering on what you assume to be the floor
>Is she still alive?
>You close your eyes once more.
>Enhance, Zoom.
>You get the feeling behind your eyes of your nerves growing closer together.
>As you open your eyes again you can see her quite clearly now.
>You’re even able to read the “I love ...” stitched onto the teddy bear in her arms.
>What you assume to be “... you” was obscured by her.
>She’s still alive.
>Barely so...
>It’s not your problem.
>These firemen will do their jobs and save her.
>Yes, there’s one coming right now.
>He’s going through the apartment –
>He’s walking straight past her.
>What? Why? She’s right there...
>No, she’s slightly elevated over the floor.
>Close eyes, remove wood filter, open eyes.
>There are some shelves and window sills now obscuring your view, but as you walk a few steps to the side you can see a cupboard where the girl should be.
>She’s hiding.
>She’s fucking hiding.
>Fuck fuck fuck.
>She’s not going to get saved.
>She’s not going to get saved...
>You look over to the fire chief and back to the girl.
>Second floor, cupboard...
>Anything more specific?
>No.
>You can’t tell the apartment number or anything.
>There’s nothing you can tell the police chief, without –
>There’s only one thing you can conceivable do.
>You run.
>It’s the only thing that comes to mind.
>You even startle a woman who was next to you as you begin to run.
>But in the end you can’t help it.
>You are not that kind of person.
>When you arrive at your destination you immediately get down to business.
>You throw up your stomach’s contents onto a pile of garbage in some alley where nobody can see you.
>You’re not a hero.
>You’re a fucking coward.
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>>30545177
>There are two reasons why you go to the gym.
>To think and not to think.
>Your brain works better when you’re moving, so sometimes you just step on a treadmill and stay on there for hours.
>On a low setting, sure; you are not someone who runs a marathon.
>It may look weird for onlookers for a guy just walking fast, barely running on a treadmill.
>But it’s not the workout you do it for.
>You do it to think.
>On the other hand, you also come to the gym to forget.
>Really work yourself into the ground until you have to call a taxi because your feet gave out.
>And today is one of those weird days where you don’t even know which of the two you want to do.
>The news told you that the girl from last night died in that fire and you can’t help but blame yourself.
>At least a little.
>Shitty brat hid in a cupboard while firemen walked right past her.
>That’s not your fault.
>Survival of the fittest.
>A kid as stupid as that would surely have grown up to be a leech of society.
>Okay...
>You don’t really believe that.
>You believe everyone can better themselves.
>Like Piccolo, Vegeta or even Majin Buu.
>You just need to give them the chance.
>Thinking is useless.
>Working yourself into the ground wins out.
>Okay, up your testosterone.
>After you’re in your gym clothes and find yourself a spot on some equipment with passable view you close your eyes.
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>>30545214
>Filter: Cotton, Polyester, Linen, Silk, Nylon, Spandex, Lycra, Rayon, ...
>There are other materials you are not familiar with, but with these you get through most clothing.
>You smile as you open your eyes again.
>While the gym is mostly empty you have a few of a few women.
>One guy too, but you use the internet, you have seen dicks before even if you weren’t supposed to see them.
>Your very much in control of your gay tendencies, and most of the time you get a boost in your own self confidence when you see them.
>On the other hand, if you see a naked buff guy you subconsciously get competitive.
>Especially if there are women around.
>Unfulfilled sexual urges due to women and competition gives you the up in testosterone you need to develop your muscles nicely.
>It also makes you hold out longer, even if the fall will be worse afterwards.
>But in some sense you enjoy that particular fall.
>All of your body screaming in pain.
>That’s when you are able to completely forget a dead kid.

>You’ve been going at it for about half an hour, and you just have the song come to an end which signals you to change equipment when something odd happens.
>A girl comes into the gym.
>Well, young woman, early twenties.
>Your exact hunting ground.
>But her being pretty wasn’t what was odd about her.
>Nor was it her dainty appearance, too slim and refined for something as rough as working out in a place like this.
>She’s looking quite out of place, and her investigative look around tells you she was here for the first time.
>First time, maybe, but she still looks oddly familiar, like something you forgot.
>No.
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>>30545218
>The odd thing was that she’s wearing body armor underneath her clothes.
>At least you guess it to be underneath her clothes, nobody would run around with- what is that even?
>Not chain-mail, it looks like a metallic weave.
>It was very form fitting and doesn’t leave much for imagination, but you are not in business of using even a speck of your imagination.
>You revoke your filters to confirm your suspicion.
>She’s wearing regular clothes over – whatever type of body armor that is.
>Kevlar would be a material with which you are not familiar with and you wouldn’t be able to filter it either, but this isn’t Kevlar either.
>You continue your training a little slower.
>Thoughts are once more prevalent in your head.
>Pesky things, you wanted to get rid of them.
>A good thing to think about is stuff you don’t know, but would like to know.
>As opposed to the cold dead body of 12 year old girl, the hot live body of a 21 year old girl is mch more to your interest.
>Who knows? If you play your cards right, you may even get lucky.
>But you’re not the only predator who has whiffed up her scent.
>You need to be quick on your feet and on your wits, so you follow her gaze through the gym.
>Sandbags?
>That’s odd.
>But somewhat in line with the body armor she’s wearing.
>Her reason to train must be because she’s terrified of something... or someone.
>You stand up, get your towel, water bottle and bag, and embark to the sandbags to arrive before she does.
>Taking your time, you spread out your things and take some tape to wrap up your hands just as she arrives.
>She pushes the sandbag casually to get a feel for it. It’s weight, texture and density.
>At least she didn’t immediately try to punch it.
“You need to wrap up your hands so you don’t hurt your-”
>You had spoken casually as you turn to her.
“-knuckles.”
>It hadn’t been your imagination.
>You do know her.
>“It’s you?!”, she almost shrieks and takes a step back defensively.
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>>30545214
new stuff started here

>>30545226
aaand done,
cliffhanger
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>possibly lurking, recently deceased writefags:
>Spider-Bloke 2099
Can confirm, am ded.

Sorry for the lack of anything from me lately, life's been kicking my ass.
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>>30545378
sorry to hear that

>>30545232
yay, you're here!
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>>30545378
Nice to see you back.
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>>30545378
It’s marvel Zombies all over again.

By the way, are they still doing a zombie thing?
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>>30544903
Mirin' forearms

>>30545232
>Cliffhanger
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Something's been in my head for a while, but...how do you guys perceive Spidey-Sense? I always thought of it as a sort of combination to Raimi's version where there's an awareness of what's around, giving Spidey the time for an evaluation of the current situation at hand, and also picking up certain vibrations like actual spiders do.

And further more...what does it feel like? I always thought of it being a slight tingle in the back of the head mixed with a random alertness. You know, like the kind you get when you feel like your falling when going to sleep, and wake up?
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>>30546859
I would say go with how they portrayed it in the first Spiderman movie...the good one, not the SJW trash version.
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>>30546859
What this guy said >>30546885 butadd a headace of something to it
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>>30546952
>>30546859
Maybe a tingling to the brain? I think the Deadpool game did a descent joke with that, but I am not sure. Or maybe add phantom pains to the area about to be injured.
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>>30546991
Or this
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>>30546885
Suck my dick Peter
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>>30546859
It's like holding your breath and clenching your butthole
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Got something new I was working on

>Sitting in your ragged chair, you snuff your cigar in your whiskey glass
"Shit..." You thought you drank it all. Apperantly you were wrong
>A little burnt flavor can't be so bad
>You remove the wet cigar from your tainted drink and take a big sip
>Coughing as the ashes cling to your throat, you throw the glass across the room
>Now you don't have anything to put your cigar in
>You just throw it somewhere and check your watch, it's time to go
>Donning your long grey coat, you leave your crappy apartment
>It's late in the night, coldest hours of a snowless winter
>You wave for a cab as you walk near the street
>Air conditioner inside the vehicle provides a nice change from the cold winter air
>"Where to?" Driver asks with a tired tone in his voice
"Third Avenue," you say, "to the old Stark Industries warehouse."
>The way there is silent, neither you nor the driver seem interested in conversation
>You pay the man and start walking through the streets, cold breeze dancing with your long coat
>A few blocks later, you walk into an alleyway and sit on the floor, leaning back into a dumpster
>You watch the avenue from the alleyway for a while and finally find your target
>A man and a woman in red dress are walking past as you rise to your feet
>The man shows that he's paying attention by pulling out his gun and firing a few shots your way
>You are forced to jump behind the dumpster for cover
>He speaks as you get your own gun out. "I swear I'll kill her if you don't back off!"
>You just get up from your cover and exchange some lead with him, not caring about the woman
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>>30547986
>He runs behind the building while shooting
>The woman in red dress is just crouching on the floor, holding her head
>You exchange some more bullets before you decide you had enough and roll a grenade behind his cover
>"Crazy bastard!" You hear him shout as you get out from cover and start walking
>Turning around the corner, you see him laying on the floor face first, covering his head
>Two shots finish him off and you just pick up the decoy grenade from the floor
>You look at the dead man's body as blood pools under it, you can see some steam rising into the cold air from his bleeding wounds
>"W-we should go." You turn to look at the woman sitting on the floor
>She's shaking. Maybe because she was scared or it could be that she's not wearing anything but a short dress in this cold weather
>It doesn't matter
>You point your gun at her and she crawls away from you, her eyes filled with fear and confusion
>"W-what are you doing? You c-can't!" You frown a little before pulling the trigger
>Three times the gun roars in the silent night and woman falls on her back, motionless
>You walk near her and crouch down. She's breathing, barely
"Sorry love." You say. "This wasn't a rescue. This was a cleaning job."
>Her eyes turn to you and she opens her mouth, but nothing comes out
"Why? Is that what you're asking?" You take a deep breath. "They always ask why. Well dear, for me it was just a job." You explain. "I don't know why 'they' wanted you dead."
>She lets out a wheezy breath
"I won't leave you suffering like this, don't worry." You put your gun to her temple and pull he trigger

*Click*
*Click* *click*

"That's unfortunate." You look at her for a moment before starting to bash her head with the gunstock
>Again, again, again... Until another pool of blood starts to form under her head
>Getting up, you take a picture of her dead body with your phone before leaving the scene
>You sigh as sirens are heard in the distance
>This was one of those annoying jobs
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>>30547990
Let me know if you like it and want me to continue.

Elemental Anon isn't kill, it's just... on hold. I was kinda improvising with that so I need a scenerio to go on.
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>>30546991
>tingling of the brain
You just gave me this idea.

>Sunset and Anon are fucking
>She bout to get the big O
>Suddenly,a kid outside accidentally throws a baseball through the window
>spider senses start a-tinglin' as a result
>it then triggers and amplifies her orgasm, making her all the more aware of it's affect on her
>Anon just lays there as he sees Sunset spazzing out like a retard on his dick
>feels good tho
>Sunset comes a second time, brought on by the first orgasm
>continues to become aroused whenever her spider sense tingle from that day forth
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>>30548006
It's interesting. Not bad.
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>>30548025
Unf.
Also is anyone having trouble with google docs? I tried to get on but it wouldn't let me on the homepage. It just says to reload or send an error message.
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>>30548039
So continue?
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>>30548112
Yup
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>>30548056
It's working perfectly fine for me.

>>30548025
Whew lad
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>>30548246
Weird, for some reason it still isn't letting me use it.
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>>30548262
Try turning your computer off and on again, I guess?
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>>30548616
I don't think that's how it works.
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>>30545022
Yes.
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>>30548025
>Anon just lays there as he sees Sunset spazzing out like a retard on his dick
Does she bring arms up and curl her hands like hooves too?
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>>30548262
Try a different browser?
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>>30549063
I use internet explorer exclusively, nothing else functions properly or it has too many worthless features that replace what I currently use, while hiding what I do use in obscure places.
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>>30549174
>I use internet explorer exclusively,
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>>30549174
>I I use internet explorer exclusively,
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>>30549174
>I use internet explorer exclusively
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>>30549174
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>>30549043
Of course. She nays too, like a horse. Anon's boner convulses in laughter and arousal inside of her contracting vaginal muscles whilst he has no idea what the fuck is going on other than a baseball broke through the window and his willy feels fucking great. Even better is when she starts twitching her legs like a little foal experiencing intense pleasure.
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>>30548616
So how have you been doing Beans?
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No update tonight. Will have it tomorrow
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>>30547990
>You put your gun to her temple and pull he trigger
That's a great way to get caught. Would be better to have shot her from across the room. Unless he plans to also commit arson?
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>>30549329
>Sunset also is chewing on her hair and it takes her 15 minutes to get off the high and realized what happened.
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>>30550268
>"Oh and a baseball is coming."
"That happened 15 minutes ago."
>"Really?! I must of blacked out."
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>>30544903
>Sunset will never write to Twilight about human mating habits from personal experience.
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>>30550629
Unf, I bet she will gloat how she gets belly rubs whenever she wants, without having to be a slut.
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>>30551342
That’s a given
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>>30551342
Don't forget ear scratches.
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>You are Sunset Shimmer.
>You are never going to forget the sensation of spider-sense and the haziness of sleep deprivation blending together into a dizzying, head-splitting pain.
>You’re still feeling remnants of it now.
>You clutch your head in attempt to ward off the headache from hell, as sweat starts to bead on your forehead.
>Walking further and further down the halls, the nauseating feeling gradually dials down to a minor nuisance.
>Letting out a sigh of relief, you continue walking down the hallways.
>That felt like a roller coaster without any of the enjoyment, but with the thrill and dread being the most prominent..
>A few people shoot you looks of concern as they walk past you.
>Returning the smile and waving back, assuring them they were fine.
>They only reply with doubtful, half-hearted smiles as they return to their private conversations.
>You don’t blame them.
>It’s hard to forget what you did to them on your year first here.
>Any hint of you losing your grip on the world rekindles the idea that you’ll repeat your past actions, and thus the underlying fear they have for you.
>Walking down the halls with your head in your hands wearing a face of agony isn’t doing any favors for you in that regard.
>Your phone buzzes in your pocket. You’re not in the mood to check it.
>You make a mental note to check it after class is over.
>You head towards your last period of the day, this time wearing a passive smile and maintaining your posture to appear inconspicuous to your fellow students.
>You spot the familiar sight of the worn wooden frame of the classroom’s doorway and your teacher leaning against it, welcoming every student into his classroom with a tired, stoic expression on his face.
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>>30552595
>Entering the room, you greet him with a mellow “hello.”
>You take a glance towards the blackboard. Its monochromatic colors match the dull, uninteresting lesson it describes.
>The same type of questions you worked on during your lab class are also in today’s lesson.
>Perfect, since you haven’t been an attentive student today and you weren’t about to start changing that this period.
>You take out a notebook and pencil and start to meticulously copy seemingly important segments of the writing on the board.
>Now that you have a moment to settle down, you take a moment to organize your thoughts.
>That guy, Anon you met during your lab class didn’t seem too dangerous or malicious in any sense.
>In fact, he seemed like the type of person to blend right into crowds of students. No distinct clothing, hairstyle, personality, or anything.
>You barely recognized him and also failed to name anyone who you’ve seen hanging around him.
>Despite first impressions, once you came into contact with him during a casual handshake, your spider-sense started blaring like a siren.
>That magnitude was reserved for warning especially hazardous weapons or people, when the message was needed to delivered loud and clear.
>But all you saw in front of you was a typical high school teenager.
>You first tried to played it off as your powers “malfunctioning” due to sleep deprivation.
>But, that has never once happened in your superhero career. Your powers don’t just change their rules unprecedented and out of the blue.
>Once he presented himself as friendly, offering to help you with problems you were struggling with, you began to doubt your spider-sense’s message more and more.
>As the period started to draw to a close, you were ready to drop all your suspicions.
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>>30552602
>But then again, you couldn’t forget his arms.
>Bruises all over it.
>The large, dark kind.
>Ones that someone like Rainbow Dash should have business wearing..
>You could’ve just assumed he was a member of the football team.
>But Anon’s stature barely resembled anything of a school athlete's, with the exception of a track member or a gymnast.
>Even if you were to assume he was a participant of those teams, injuries that pertain to those types of exercises don’t usually take the form of giant bruises.
>If anything, they would be fractured bones or scraped limbs.
>As if this wasn’t bizarre enough, his attempt to explain the origin of his wounds only raises more mysteries..
>”I bumped into a wall ‘cause I wasn’t watching where I was going.”
>Tch, yeah right.
>It almost sounds like one of your lame excuses you give to your friends and teachers for why you always show up to school with injuries due to your affairs as Spider-Woman.
>...
>An idea strikes you: what if Anon wasn’t too different from you?
>As in, costume-wearing crimefighter.
>Sounds like quite a leap, ludicrous even. Though, suspending disbelief for a forward, it would perfectly explain his uncharacteristic bruises, and his poor cover-up’s for them.
>It’s highly unlikely that this would truly be the case. You’re most likely projecting more than anything.
>But, you’ll keep this possibility in the back of your mind.
>It would be more reasonable to assume he engages in criminal activities outside of school.
>If this was the answer, then it would suit the wounds, reluctance to reveal the truth, antisocial tendencies and general stoicism.
>Both of these theories work as well as the other. You’ll keep them in consideration.
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>>30552610
>The mystery behind this one kid is gnawing away at you. It’s definitely causing you to obsess over it more than it really should.
>Perhaps it’s because of how he managed to trip up your spider-sense so badly, or the strong contrast between his calm demeanor and, to borrow some of Rarity’s vocabulary here, rather uncouth outwardly image.
>Whatever the case is, you want to know the answers to your questions.
>If he is a danger like your spider-sense suggests, then you’ll take the steps to apprehend him. If that’s not the case and he’s a victim of a bigger picture, then maybe you can help him out of whatever situation he’s in.
>The final bell rings, drawing you out of your thoughts.
>A few cries of celebration can be heard from several classmates. Conversations begin to pick up amongst the students.
>You look down at your notebook to find indiscriminate scribbles and mathematical functions strewn about its pages.
>Damn.
>You really need to start paying attention in class.
>Twilight’s well of generosity can only run so deep.
>Filling out the room behind other students, you remember the notification you received on your phone from earlier.
>Maybe one of your friends needs something.
>Speaking of your friends, you should probably mention Anon to them.
>It’s unjust to immediately incriminate him, but it’s better safe than sorry.
>Slipping your phone out of your pockets, your eyes quickly scan over the screen.
>You instantly recognize the familiar name of your favorite fast food restaurant chain, Big Belly Burger.
>Many of your friends, especially Rarity and Twilight have made their disdain for your culinary tastes upfront and clear.
>Fluttershy and Applejack choose to avoid the place all together.
>Because unlike you, they don’t have the privilege of superpowers that grant them increased metabolism. That and their ability to make better dietary choices.
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>>30544903
What a shitty color scheme
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>>30552616
That's all for now.
I'm sorry for not writing anything for a while. I don't really have any excuses, expect for laziness. I'm trying my best to get back into the groove.

This should explain everything:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIxuAfHeq90
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>>30550629
Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,

Yeah, it’s been awhile since I wrote in here, so, sorry about that. I write to you now, though, because I think I need to tell you this: I ‘did’ it. With one of them. No, not just a single peck on the lips, or some simple cute wink or whatever…I DID it. There’s this guy I’ve been kind of, you know, flirting with, and we’ve just got along really well. He’s got that kind soft side you want, but can turn around with some snarkiness with the drop of a hat. I don’t what it is about him, but for some reason, we’ve just been getting along. In fact, it was a week ago that I finally shared my first kiss with him. It was incredible. Nothing else transpired after that until several days later. We were coming home from a movie, we were laughing hysterically at each other’s jokes as we were walking to the park at night — we maybe sneaked inside — and just had a good time in each other’s presence. We eventually took a seat on a bench, looked up at the starry sky and the fullest of moons, and as we placed our hands down on the bench, we unknowingly put them on top of the other’s. We gasped, blushed, and laughed. It was embarrassing, but cute. Then, gently, we eased our hands atop each other’s once more, purposely this time, as our fingers wove themselves together. I slid up against his warm body, and his against mine. Our breathes, heavy fogs that grew steamier, exhaled and mingled in the night air. My heart was racing, my nethers were dampening. I almost whinnied on the spot. It was then that I pulled him into a kiss, and started undressing.
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>>30552839
You will never understand how incredible it is to have the feeling of another human’s warm, careful hands sensually feeling the pleasant contours and curves of the human physique, Twilight — it’s indescribable. The way they hold you, the way they caress you, treating your body like the most beautiful sculpture, and they the sculptor. It’s beautiful — arousing. It was so strange, so foreign, yet I’ve never felt so naturally excited in my life. All questions of morals regarding the species barrier (what little I had) were gone with a single kiss, and I embraced my hunger for his flesh.

Twilight, this was incredible. Ever since I’ve made love to him, we’ve grown even closer. I think I was meant for this ‘man’ and him made for me. We support each other. We smile together. When I’m with him, there’s no wrongness in the world — be it this one or the one which I hail from. He gives me belly rubs, he scritches my ears...he does it everyday, everytime I ask him too. Bellyrubs, Twilight! Unlimited bellyrubs! And you know, ever since that night, we’ve been…experimenting, too. He’s surprisingly more hesitant than I am, but he’ll do anything to make me happy, (long as it’s him, of course). And don’t get me started on human stamina. We mares typically have to deal with stallions that last maybe a third of what we truly wish to experience. We require maybe two or three minutes of pleasure, they maybe forty-five seconds. Not Anon, though. He can ride me for ten minutes.

Now you’re probably wondering why I’m telling you all of this. I don’t blame you, to be honest, I would as well. The answer is simple: I want to thank you. If it weren’t for you, I would have never met him. You’re one of the greatest friends I could have, even though whenever I see your face, it is on someone else.

Your friend, Sunset Shimmer

P.S.
So you know how I mentioned us “experimenting”? You want to maybe join us…?
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>>30552839
>>30552852
Wasn't supposed to post with my trip. Oh well.
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>>30552616
Nice update. Can't wait until the next one.
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>>30552852
>He can ride me for ten minutes.
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>>30552860
Hey at least it's something. Here's some cougar hips for your trouble.
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>>30552877
Oooh, not bad. Thanks for that, it's a pretty good piece. Above average sading on that tummy. Artist's name please? [

>>30552875
That's the joke.


By the way, if I don't post after today, it's not that I'm dead again, but that I'll be recovering from surgery I'm having tomorrow.

>tfw can't take pain killers for the pain post-op
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>>30552990
I don't know the artist sorry.
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>>30552852
Fun read. Would it be bad if i imagine Twilight knocking on Sunset’s dokr a moment later
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>>30552990
Artist is invisibleone11 on derpiboorru
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>>30553027
>>30553332
Thank ya kindly, friends.
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>>30544903
>Sunset brings Starlight to your apartment and says she is going to stay for a couple days since she is from the place Sunset came from.
>As soon as Sunset shuts the door this happens which flustered her so much that she shoots a web on accident.
>Then Starlight asks why and how did that happened.
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>>30553757
Would be fun to see this happen
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>>30553757
>Sunset accidentally webs her.
>Anon walks in to see the naked purple girl covered in sticky white stuff.
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>>30552616
Kek, now I want a pic of Spiderwoman eating a cheeseburger with her friends looking on in envy.
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>>30553757
And saved before the mods get you. God speed madman.
>>30553970
unf
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>>30553757
Damn...that is some deliciously thicc thighs. Would breed ragged/10
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>>30554307
I don't see Sunset eating beef or any 4 legged animal because of Equestria, but I can see her eating chicken, seafood and turkey.
>Captcha: Sushi
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>>30553266
Nah, she has pervert nerd powers, she knows when she is needed.
>>30554339
Huh, weirdly appropriate.
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>>30554307
>>30554339
>And Sunset has no problem about Anon and her friends eating burgers or steak because for humans that's their diet, she just can't stop thinking about the different species in horseland.
>Although Anon has never seen anyone eat chicken tendies like that before.
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>>30554352
That's good. Twilight needs that supperpower
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Im surprised there's not more DC in this thread considering the amount of Marvel, is it because DC is darker?
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>>30554773
Well the thread started as Spidershim, not Batshim.

Also DC sucks.
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>>30554837
>Also DC sucks.
DC movies? Yes. DC comics? No.
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>>30554837
There's more to the DC universe than just Batman amazingly enough.
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>>30554837
>DC sucks
And Marvel comics is just fine right now, right? At least I can enjoy me some good ol' Superman comics.

>>30554878
Excellent taste.


>>30554773
I originally had planned th FLash to be in my green when this all happened. Barry Allen from season one of the Flash show would have had somehow run into the EQG world, nd his speedforce would have gone to Rainbow Dash. He poses as a Chemistry teacher and secretly helps Dash. I then planned for him to be a time remnant. I never got to do it, and it was too convoluted anyways. Still, I considered it enough to actually request based drawfriend Mamorukusanagi privately to do a drawing of Rainbow in a flash suit (pic related). Then Legends of the everfree happened.

I also had Batgirl and Commissioner Gordon in it too, and they were exactly as they were in BTAS. Bullock was there too. I still have Commissioner Gordon in my current draft of the green. I also considered making the city of EQG a post-Batman Gotham, stating that Bruce Wayne as Batman happened in the thirties and cleaned the city -- I just planned to not reveal that to the reader. However, in my current draft, there IS a crime alley. It was the alley that Anon and the Dazzlings met in. It was stated in the original draft too, iirc.

Clearly I had too many ideas for my own good.
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>>30554934
Just like there's more to Marvel than Spiderman.

>>30554878
Yes, DC comics suck. Marvel comics suck more, but DC isn't good by any stretch of the imagination.
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I just think theres a lot of concepts that can be utilised in stories from DC, shit like Justice League or a less cringy Suicide Squad (maybe)
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>>30554969
Jesus the fact that people LIKE that movie means cinema is dying. I was at least hoping it would be entertainingly bad when I watched it (illegally, of course), but no. It was just a mess.
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>>30555072
deleted it on my laptop after 5 minutes. Waste of space.
How can you fuck up something like Suicide Squad? It's basically gift wrapped to you, I don't have any experience in writing or film making, but I can guarantee I can make a better story.
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>>30555072
Aye it was horrid, I just meant Suicide Squad like in comics, or you know Green Lantern shit.

Idk im just thinking out loud, I still enjoy Marvel themed stuff.
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Anyone now if that writefag that did the Taskmaster/Mimic green ever finished it?

and anyone have a pastebin, it doesnt seem to be in the storylist archive.

>pic related?
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>>30555332
Sorry dude, I think he might have died.
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>>30555553
He did
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>>30555332
>>30555553
>>30555855

Its a shame as well, I was enjoying the whole merc Anon thing, the only other thing I think I would enjoy is a humorous story about Henchman Anon.
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>>30555885
It's been tossed around a few times I believe but never done. I had a few ideas for it but sort of scrapped them since they weren’t great
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>>30555885
This. I remember back when these threads started how we'd joke about a henchman anon running into his girlfriend (spider-shimmer) at "work".
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>>30556141
Sid we have it were Anon knew her secret identity or not?
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>>30555885
>>30555332
>pic related

>>30555332
Sorry anon, I just never found time to keep writing it, I thought it would have been long forgotten by now. I think I still have the story arc """pre-write""" saved somewhere.
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>>30556285
We had it both, actually.

>>30556300
Nigga we love you.
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>>30556300
I thought you were dead, holy shid
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>>30556645
well if not writing any green for several months without a warning counts as dead, then I was.
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>>30556141
You mean good ol Shocker Anon? Yeah, those were fun, nothing like reading the shorts where Anon gets dragged out of poker night with his villain coworkers only for Trixie as Mysterio to help Spider woman drag him home for Snu Snu. I believe his last words were, "HELP ME YOU FUCKING TRAITORS! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!", or something to that effect, what with the villains shaking in their seats looking everywhere else but the three of them going out the window.
>>30556285
Both.
>>30556722
At least say something, like you're too busy irl to do it at the moment. This is what, the third time?
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>>30557223
sorry. I think its the second unless you count the break I took after the first portion was done
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>>30557393
Two it is then.
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>Sunset texts Rarity that she and Anon just got engaged.
>Not even ten seconds later the window breaks with a purple hue leaving in it's wake.
>"SUNSET!"
"Rarity, Jesus fuck!!"
>"Sorry, Anon this is important."
>She sees Sunset and envelopes her in a purple bubble, ready to jump out of the hole that used to be the window.
"But, what about the window?! Do you how muc-"
>"I'll have it replaced Darling, but I got more pressing matters to tend to. Ta-ta!"
>She drops from the building like edgy Dante then floats away with a "WAHAHAHA" in the distance with your fiancée in tow.
"What the honest fuck just happened?"
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>>30557728
Does Anon have to get his brother and rescue Sunset from Rara Kong?
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>>30557828
No Rarity is just measuring for wedding dresses.
She just gets dramatic.
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>>30557847
Ah.....so why do I feel I primal fear of her cackling in joy, and why is Sunset screaming help me?
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>>30557894
Because she is going to make the most perfect dress and she is going to measure Sunset weather she likes it or not.
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>>30557908
>whether
This what happens when you post at 1 am.
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>>30558328
Can I ask them to suicide?
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>>30558328
>>30558328
>those hands
>those proportions
>lack of any edges
>arms that pop put of their chest

And yet despite all that, it's the fucking name of the artist that pisses me off the most. Fucking RainbowYoshi305. A name like that says it all when paired with artwork like this.
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Hey, guys...? I hate to ask for hips right now, but I'm spooked. I'm about to have surgery.

Post Shim-Sham hips for luck, please. I'm actually really scared.
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>>30558788
Hope you get that "make thread about my personal stuff" removed without a problem.
Seriously though, good luck. May the doc be skilled.

I'm on my phone so this is the only thing I have
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>>30558788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GCYThc1Htc
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>>30558788
here you go
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>>30558788
Good luck bub.
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>>30558788
good luck mate.
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>>30558788
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>>30558939
>>30558994
>>30559095
>>30559306
>>30559490
>>30559496
>>30560099
Hi. This is Sister-Beans posting on my brother's behalf. He finished surgery somewhere close to 11:30, but he is still a bit out of it. He said he was going to surprise you all with a greentext story cause he felt guilty for asking for hips. Sadly I don't think that is gonna happen today with the state he's in. He does have a short greentext planned and a rough draft for it, so there's that at least. Maybe if he feels better tomorrow, he will write or post it.
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kek.

>>30560303
Thanks sister-beans, hope beans gets well soon.
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>>30560303
This is a serious question I've been wandering about but are you and Beans fucking? I ask because you guys seem pretty close for siblings. No judgement here from us if you do. In fact, we'd probably encourage it.
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>>30560441
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>>30560441
>>30560518
No we are not fucking. That's just gross. He's my brother. Ew.
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>>30560441
Bruh.
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>Be Anon and you can’t believe that you can still walk after last night.
“Ow. Ow,” you groaned, walking into the next room.
>Granted you still felt a little numb from the waist down, but otherwise you’re fine.
>Once Sunset and her new posse got home, they demanded sex at that very moment.
>You tried to persuade them to just go to sleep and you’ll talk about it in the morning.
>They responded with you sleeping on the couch with a few broken bones.
>With an argument like that, you couldn’t refuse.
>Luckily the two of the three girls were knocked out after you gave them the oral, finger and teasing treatment.
>The last one, Silver Sable, ask for a crazy threesome position that you sure was banned in five countries.
>When you thought it was over, Vertigo and Iron Maiden demanded their own turn and you gave it to them.
>With the girls passed out from a combination of sex and beer, you were able to relax and fall asleep yourself.
>After waking up and trying to get to your feet, you started to make breakfast for everyone.
>Once the girls woke up, they saw the spread of food and started to chow down on everything.
>During breakfast, you were able to get the three to introduce themselves.
>Vertigo’s real name was Lemon Zest, Rival DJ to Vinyl Scratch.
>Silver Sable was Indigo Zap, professional assassin and soccer player.
>And Iron Maiden was Sunny Flare, CEO of Flare Industries.
>After they devoured the food, the three girls talked to you and Sunset for a bit before they had to leave.
>They even gave you their phone numbers in case Sunset wanted to do a threesome or something.
>At that point, Sunset was blushing while holding her phone.
>You couldn’t tell if she was embarrassed or aroused, but you settled on thinking it was both.
>This wasn't the first time she had a threesome and it certainly wasn't the last time.
>All that happened five hours ago.
>Now you were doing your job, cooking meals at a fancy restaurant.
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>>30561397
>You were thankful to be out of the house since you've been feeling trapped in your home.
>You were just finishing a meal when you felt someone tapping your shoulder.
>Turning around, you saw that it was your boss, Gustave le Grand.
> “It’s time for your lunch break, Anon,” your boss informed, pointing at the clock on the wall.
“Got it,” you replied, walking out of the kitchen and into the alleyway.
>You took a seat on the plastic patio chair they kept in the back and just relaxed for a bit.
>It was nice just to sit down and not worry about cooking, your plan or anything else for a short while.
>Suddenly, you felt the air leave your lungs as you were hoisted in the air.
>This confused you, watching the restaurant getting farther away from you while something wrapped around your waist.
>Looking down, you saw a familiar red and blue suit with a spider symbol on it.
>Sighing, you didn’t say anything as Sunset, wearing her spider suit, web swinged through the area.
>A moment later, she landed on the roof of a building and let you go.
“What’re you doing Sunset?” you wondered, eyebrow rising slightly as you dusted yourself off.
> “Can’t I spend a little time with my boyfriend and have a nice lunch with him,” Sunset answered, walking towards a plastic table with some food on it.
“Sure you can. I just wish you could have just done it without kidnapping me,” you responded, looking at Sunset’s sway ass.
>Damn those hips.
>You quickly snapped yourself back to reality and made your way to the table and took a seat on the metal bench.
>The moment your ass touched the bench, Sunset sat down next to you.
> “Let’s dig in,” Sunset cheered, taking off her mask and grabbing a fork.
>You also grabbed a fork and started to eat.
>A few minutes later, you finished the simple meal as Sunset let out a content sigh.
“So what’s the real reason for all of this?” you wondered, looking at your superhero girlfriend.
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>>30561408
> “What do you mean? Can’t I do this every now and then?” Sunset inquired, smiling a bit nervously.
>You gave her a somewhat stern glare causing her to look away.
>It always came down to this whenever she was hiding something.
> “Will I did want to do this since it’s been awhile,” Sunset explained, looking you in the eyes.
>You continued to give her the stern glare as she sighed.
> “I wanted to do this to make up for what’s been happening for the last two weeks,” Sunset confessed, looking at the ground.
“You mean coming home drunk, bringing a bunch of guests and that orgy we had,” you guessed, getting a faint idea of what she’s trying to say.
> “Well maybe not the last one,” Sunset admitted, playing with a strand of hair.
>You nodded at that, slightly admitting that you enjoyed that as well and you're glad Sunset did as well.
> “But I wanted to show you just how sorry I am since you have to deal with me,” Sunset muttered, looking at her tightly suited lap.
>With a shake of your head, you wrap your arms around Sunset while bringing her onto your lap.
>She grew tense, but relaxed a moment later.
“Don’t be sorry, Sunset. I knew what I was getting into when we started to date,” you explained, holding her close to you as she nuzzled your chest.
> “You knew we would get into threesomes with drunk heroes and villains,” Sunset teased, wrapping her arms around you.
>That made you laugh while stroking her silky hair.
“I can assure you that i wasn't expecting that. I just knew my life would never be normal and I'll never regret it,” you claimed, making Sunset giggle.
>This felt like one of those moments you see in TV or movies and knowing your luck…
> “SSSSPPPIIIIDDDEEEERRRR-WWWWOOOMMMAAAANNNN,” a very familiar voice yelled.
>Something was gonna interrupt the moment.
>Both Sunset and yourself turned to see Psylocke on the other side of the roof, panting like a dog.
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>>30561419
>She must have been running or something to get here.
> “I finally found you two,” Psylocke panted, walking slowly towards you.
>It took her a good thirty seconds, but she was able to take a seat on the bench.
> “Just give me a moment,” Psylocke groaned, relaxing into the bench.
>You took out your phone to see that you needed to get back to work soon.
>Lunch break was almost over.
“I need to get back to work,” you informed, getting the girls’ attention.
> “Hold on. I'll get you there in a bit,” Sunset commanded, grabbing you by the waist.
>She started to web swing away as Psylocke yelled, “Motherfucker.”


Pastebin here https://pastebin.com/eLW4gb7Y and some fluff. At least i think it's fluff
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>>30561424
Forgot to mention that this is Drunk Spider-Woman
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>>30561424
Sour can't catch a break.
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>>30544903
https://youtu.be/h1FLRlVnHJQ
Hank hill sells propane to cook Anon when?
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>>30561768
Just this one time. It was either someone calling or yelling
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>>30561872
Would Hank try to sell propane to Spider-Woman?
>She tells him she doesn't eat steak or burgers.
What happens?
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>>30562182
Probably very passive(ish) aggressively tell her to leave.
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>>30562201
>"Sorry sir I just don't like eating 4 legged animal, but I do like chicken and sushi."
>"Are you one of those dang people that can't eat something because they think they're a god dang horse or something?"
>"What n-no."
>"Good because my boy Bobby thought he was a dang deer last year because of this stupid 'Otherkin' thing."
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>>30562825
Kek, now I want to see a tangent of Sunset dressed as Spiderwoman being dragged into a conversation about otherkin by an excited fan, bonus points if the fan says she is her inspiration for breaking the shackles of mankind.
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>>30561397
>Luckily the two
remove the*
>The last one, Silver Sable, ask for a crazy threesome position that you sure was banned in five countries.
asks*, your*
>Now you were doing your job, cooking meals at a fancy restaurant.
Cool.
>>30561408
>at Sunset’s sway ass.
swaying*
>>30561424
Huh, I wonder what she was going to do, did she want to ask for her threesome? Because I imagine that the girls would tell her about it after coming out of the apartment.
>>30563444
Does Spiderwoman tell she's weird, sending her into a depression and making a new furry themed villain?
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>>30563770
>Then that girl goes on tumblr and says that Spider-Woman assaulted her.
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>>30563963
And that's how the Humanoid Manatee is born.
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Drunk Principle sex when?
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>>30563770
Will make those changes soon.

But yeah, Sour was gonna ask that. I'm making it were she does want Sunset, but is unsure of Anon. She doesn't hate him, but she's unsure of what she feels.
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>>30544903
Nice dishwashing gloves
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>>30565367
Dawww, I would hug Sour...then vigorously fug her. Hard. With Sunset teasing her with her thighs.
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>>30565383
Same. Trying to plan a cute moment for Sour in the next update
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>>30565387
>>30565383
So this is another fetish general? I was hoping it was actually a capeshit thread. Pity
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>>30565387
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>30565403
Are you even trying? No (you) for the comment being to dumb.
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>>30563770
So are you trying to be an obnoxious cunt or does it just happen?
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>>30560303
Sister-Beans again. Beans wants to write his green today but I'm not letting him. Doctor said to put him on hydrocodines and he's still hurting too. So no foreseeable green today either.
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>>30565606
>but I'm not letting him
you need to show him more sibling love
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>>30565611
He's on hydrocodine. He can't write on that. Nut until the pain subsides enough so that it is manageable for him. Sorry. He feels really bad though. He really wanted to do this green for you all.
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>>30565666
Negating my satanous trips with pic related. Not religious, just superstitious.
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>>30565666
you should do something to make him feel better
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>>30565681
>"Oni-chan, my hips are moving on their own!"
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>>30565701
>mispelling onii
>writing oni instead
beans has issues but he's not a demon

we also don't know who of them is the older one
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>>30565681
>>30565701
>>30565706
This is gross. It's weird because people ship us IRL too. I'm honestly surprised it happens here. We are just close siblings.
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>>30565718
Ok, actually I'm not that surprised. I am on 4chan I guess.
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>>30565721
Oh don't get your knickers in a knot.
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>>30565701
>>30565706
God dammit guys!
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>>30565721
And we wonder why women dislike us.

Everything said on this website is a joke. Don't take it seriously, we're a silly bunch
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>>30565666
>NUT until the pain subsides
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>>30565718
So how close are you guys as siblings? I mean, have you seen each other naked?
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>>30565728
>>30565743
Oh, no, I'm not MAD at you guys. I'm a little bit familiar /w this site. Lurked here for a year because of my brother. Good thing I did too because it made me more aware of shit. Im no longer a feminist (don't worry, I was never a full-on SJW) until Beams and lurking here showed my a different perspective. I consider myself a 'newfag' though.

>>30565750
Again, not fucking my brother.

>>30565767
I have to wash him due to his surgery. He needs help with washing his head.

That's all for now. I shouldn't have stayed here for this long. I don't want to misdirect the thread. Will report later. Maybe try writing green myself if my brother won't.
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>>30565778
Well, thanks for updating us on Beans. Tell him we hope he gets better. It was nice meeting you Sister-Beans. You seem cool despite wanting to fuck your brother.
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>>30565778
Just arrived here. I wish Beans a speedy recovery. Why did he need the surgery?
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>>30566003
We dunno. Sounds like something to his head according to >>30565778. Hope he gets better.
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>>30565568
Did you reply to the wrong post?
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>>30565701
>>30565706
FFS people, you fuckers know why I am getting /lit/ flashbacks of the sweetheart Youtube with an innocent enthusiasm for books being exposed to us.
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Kinda quiet here. How's everyone's day?
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>>30568810
I stubbed my toe. It hurts.
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>>30568810
Not too bad. Trying to find some sort of inspiration to write a story, but I know if I force it I'll only type something terrible.
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>>30568999
That sucks. Hope it gets better

>>30569264
I know that feeling all too well
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>>30544903
can we have something like these?
>30517771
>30517811
>30522105
>30522161
>30528342

I really enjoy Dark Souls and would love to see these
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>>30570071

>fucks up the kinks

well done.
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>>30570071
What do they link to?
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>>30568810
Just got off work and got some groceries, getting ready to go to bed so I can leave for work a 3. By walking.
>>30570323
The Dark Souls prompts I made up while waiting for people to post, >>30570071
That's what I could come up with. If someone else can expand on it then go nuts.
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>>30568810
I wasn't careful with some Loctite Epoxy Adhesive 9497 and now I'm itchy all over
in general a little low on motivation because it's some in between scene I have to write, but I should have something today or tomorrow, just to further the plot
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>>30571587
Sorry to hear about that
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>>30571792
it's ok, it's my own fault for not paying as much attention as I should have.
and I stopped scratching once I started bleeding (now I wear gloves at home like a cone of shame for cats)
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>>30571823
That's good? I guess

Now I'm imagining that with Sunset.
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>>30571871
like what? she gets an allergic reaction to bug repellant and can't go to the hospital because of her physiology?
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>>30572212
Yes
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>>30572262
and here we have the next chapter of drunk sunset
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>>30572267
Don't give it away
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>>30572298
hey, if you make a greentext out of my life's story, I want royalties AND give it away
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>>30572349
Fine. I'll get to work on the next update
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Sister Beans again. Beans is feeling better, but still can't write for shit. That is all.
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hail hydra
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>>30573115
Unf, would take on a starry night picnic.
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>>30570071
>>30570097
>>30570323
>>30570874


Here, I got the actual links

>>30517771
>>30518852
>>30522105
>>30522161
>>30528342
>>30529156
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>>30573571
Ah, the Anon that falls into the Dreg Heap.
Yeah, that was about as far as I could come up with, and I am still trying to figure out how to get googledocs to work and write. So far its been refusing to let me on the homepage. And I don't know why. If I can at least get started I might expand on it.
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>>30573912
I think it's an improvement to the one before that
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>>30573920
>hips
Beans would be proud
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>>30574366
Yes he would
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no Drunk Sunset tonight. Should have something tomorrow
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>>30576499
Its cool m8, quick question though. How do you get googledocs to work? I haven't been able to update my computer and when I try it refuses to run properly or even load the updates. Is there anything else I can use to write things down on?
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>>30577055
Internet explorer Anon?
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>>30577061
Yes, I like the format of internet explorer, but besides the point. Also its Edit Anon, until I can figure out a better name. Wont be using it until I can write though. Aside from that, what's your point?
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>>30577055
just make a google email account and that's it
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>>30578103
I already have a gmail account, it still wont let me on the homepage.
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>>30578137
on the main google page there should be a thing on the top right that'll bring you to docs
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>>30577206
>its Edit Anon
*it's
thank you for your service, but from now on you shall be Internet Explorer Anon
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>>30577952
The Daring Do has been the protector of our lands for generarions
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hail hydra
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>>30579229
Oi dat's my waifu.
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>>30580491
FROG TRIBUTE TO THE DRAWFAG
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>>30580491
How's it going Mamoru?
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>>30538593
>Be Sunset Shimmer.
>If things sound too good to be true most of the time they are.
>From what you’ve seen about Treehugger and what you’ve heard from from Spitfire you are well within your right to be paranoid about it.
>She’s someone who is immensely powerful.
>Being on the same side as her would be very advantageous, but it just doesn’t feel right.
>She understand that she comes to help, but she practically blackmails herself into it.
>It’s selfish... kinda.
>She does it for Anon.
>The immunity to include you is also for him, not for you.
>While the perk you’d get out of it is amazing for you, the way in which you’d acquire it just doesn’t sit right with you.
>It’s true, you always looked for a way to weasel your way out of that kind of responsibility, but if it’s simply handed to you...
>Not even that.
>It would be fine if someone would do it for you, but you are just a pawn in her scheme.
>You want to go back to Twilight-
>No, you want to go out there and save Princess Twilight...
>You’re not true to yourself.
>What you really want to do is kick someone’s ass.
>Trixie.
>A self proclaimed goddess would do nicely.
>Someone with an ego so huge you can beat it into the ground with your bare hands.
>If you get a chance to do so at least, but you are on Midnight-duty, and you need to save Princess Twilight.
>You need both, Trixie and Princess Twilight, to seal the tear between Earth and Equestria.
>Thankfully Midnight has a high priority in the Wonderbolt’s hierarchy now.
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>>30580811
>Kidnapping a foreign dignitary will do that to her.
>With your Twilight back you have no trouble calling this one Midnight now.
>That’s right... you still need to ask Twilight what Midnight even is, how she has had a body of her own.
>A simple Midnight-entity you can comprehend, but she thought she was Twilight Sparkle before that...
>Or maybe not.
>She did second guess herself even before Starlight messed with her mind.
>Maybe Twilight manifested Midnight from her own mind and implanted the thought of her being Twilight into her...?
>But what would that do for Twilight in her dying state?
>Your thoughts drift off as ‘the grown ups’ were talking.
>Treehugger had been accused of obstructing justice by withholding that evidence and she should come forward without any reward.
>Even you almost laughed.
>You could see her wanting to say something which would have destroyed him, but then she chose to ignore it.
>In the end the deal was taken.
>While you might have imagined working for the Wonderbolts as a freelancer, but never ever had you thought you’d become a mercenary.
>You, having adept knowledge of the works of Equestrian Magic, are placed on the team to take care of Trixie.
>Together with Anon, Treehugger and ‘your sister’ you will board the heli-carrier on it’s way to Europe.
>Mercenary Sunset Shimmer aboard a prototype of the most advanced machine of war ever created.
>That’s kinda awesome.
>The tenseness of the situation has also decreased after a while.
>Spitfire and Treehugger’s back and forth was weird.
>They were respectful with one another, but sometimes you would even believe they had been old friends.
>It’s very different from their last encounter.
>Maybe because Treehugger is in control of the situation this time and nobody has anything of emotional value to the other.
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>>30580815
>Spitfire had been really stupid back then.
>Like really really stupid.
>Just give her what she wants and then talk, but nooo...
>Then again, it is exactly what Treehugger had done just now.
>Blackmail people with something vital.
>You had even smiled when one minister suggested Treehugger should just tell them or else.
>The situation was not all that different.
>No, not when it’s a person that is traded.
>You do your best to play nice with both of them, while you don’t trust Treehugger you simply can’t stand Spitfire.
>The talk goes on about the heli-carrier passing over french land, and someone from europol was included to talk about the manhunt and extradition treaties.
>Technically Trixie stole something in the US, and has fled the country.
>Misty Fly and Dr. Turner have aided her escape.
>While Turner will be most likely no problem, Misty has racked up a headcount in France, Switzerland and Germany.
>It wasn’t many people who died, but she IS responsible for estimated billions of property damage.
>Regular laws don’t account for mind control.
>The only other time mind control had occurred and the victim had committed a crime they had been members of a government agency or the army and had acted on American soil.
>Ahh... politics.
>You find your mind drifting again.
>Can’t you just go and let them do this?
>No, you rebuke yourself.
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>>30580823
>You don’t know how long you’ll be in this world, but still, knowing these basic dealings is important.
>The Wonderbolts may have been founded to skip dealings between Agency lines in America, but are still victim to it if a threat goes international.
>Besides you Anon’s head tilts down for the fraction of a second before he nods up again with widened eyes.
>You need to suppress smiling at him almost falling asleep.
>You nudge his foot with yours to tell him you saw, and give him a smile.
>He smiles back and blinks a few times to regain some alertness.
>To help him you take his hand in yours.
>His hand was much bigger than yours, rougher too.
>Your own hands look really small in comparison.
>The fact that touching his hand gives you a small tingly feeling encourages you again.
>You had been crushing last week, but it got diminished when Spitfire threw out her accusations against him.
>He lied to you, that much is true.
>You thought maybe you’re confusing your sympathy and friendship with a guy for the first time in a long time with love.
>But when touching him gives you a tingly feeling in your chest.
>You give him a little squeeze, letting him know you are as bored as he is right now.
>You know a quin-jet is being readied for you to embark, so it’s not like you would gain any time by leaving the room immediately.
>Hmm... you have an idea.
>You take Anon’s hand, move it off the table and place it on your thigh.
>Just as you had expected, the tingly feeling intensifies as his hand is on a more sensitive area.
>Anon’s face is pinned forward, captivated by the screen.
>At least he doesn’t want to reveal what was going on.
>You can tell he wants to pull away, but your hand stays on his.
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>>30580827
>You’re not locking him in place, yet you are showing him what you expect of him.
>After a few seconds of deliberation he gives into it.
>His hand stops being rigid and he starts to move.
>Your jeans obscure the sensation you seek right now, but it will have to do.
>Anon’s cautious, only sliding his hand up and down an inch, maybe two.
>You can tell though he’s trying to scoot further towards your knee, and he tries to stay on the outside of your thigh.
>A short time after you release him he changes position to only caress you with the back of his hand for a little while longer before pulling away.
>You need to bite your thumb quite hard to come down.
>Holy shit, why the hell did you think that was a smart idea? Or any idea at all?
>When did you become /that girl/?
>As your arousal dies down you become increasingly disgusted with yourself.
>The sense of maybe getting caught which had been hot five minutes earlier was now a scenario of nightmares.
>As the meeting finally wraps up and everyone says their “it’s been a pleasure”s Anon leans into you.
>“Can we talk?”
>You gulp.
>You can imagine.
>There are no good talks that start out with the question whether or not the talk even takes place.
>In response you only nod quietly.
>Before you have the chance to find a place for yourselves Treehugger nods you all out.
>“The jet should be ready for us by now. We should head to the hangar at once.”
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>>30580833
more tomorrow

>>30539163
with a little effort you can braid your hair so it almost disappears, even if it's going to your waist
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>>30580846
also: pastebin updated
2188 to 2510 lines

didn't I just recently update it? why are there 330 lines again? (humblebrag) even tough I'm at a motivation deep at the moment (compliment me)
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Homecoming
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>>30581037
>that story
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recommend me a story from here please
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>>30581216
Treppahcs' TonicAnon.
Or ShockerAnon.
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>>30578471
I don't really get why, but sure.
>>30578220
I tried that, and it turns into the same as any other way I try to use it. I get the top bar of the page for a second, then a giant pop up saying home page is temporarily un-available, and that it wont connect.
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>>30581342
That's what you get for using an unsupported browser.
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>>30581359
I don't even know how to get the supported browser to work, it says its on but its not doing anything or activating. Plus the format for the pages is shit compared to superior Internet explorer.
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>>30580811
>what you’ve heard from from Spitfire
remove the extra from*
>>30580833
>Masturbating on your own in the middle of a meeting
Spitfire probably has a camera ready just for this on the jet. Anon better get his turn next.
inb4 this ends with Sunset accidentally getting pregnant before going back, almost destroying reality before love horse saves the worlds.
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No update today. Haven't been feeling good since I woke up today
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>>30580878
>(compliment me)
You have pretty eyes.
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>>30580833
>>30580878
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>>30581829
>spoiler
Not a thought I haven't played with.
But I did forget abou love horses existance.

>>30582888
Y-you too

>>30582917
I'm taking it
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I don't why, but I think Spider-Shim would drive a mini van after having a kid.
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>>30583846
If she didn't Anon would. A gas healthy minivan with enough safetybags to make Luna uncomfortable. Oh, and the video player and cupholders. Cant forget the kids favorite movies too.
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>>30584075
>Implying that Anon doesn't put on the old episodes of SpongeBob for his own amusement.
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>>30584430
Well yeah, of course he would do that too, but the kids like it. And that's the important part.
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Just gonna dump this badass plague doctor here. Don't mind me.
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>>30584479
>Anon is going to cure the streets of crime one bullet and syringe at a time.
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>>30584487
There was already a green of him, pic related.
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Anon is the leader of the Gook Squad, the best team of grunts around. and the most successful merc group around....matched only by the mental disorders that make up the team.
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>>30580491
rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero rero
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>>30580833
>Did Treehugger just talkblock you intentionally?
>You have to wonder how much slips by her and how much doesn’t.
>If you want to build a working strategy around her you need to know this.
>Not a menacing plan in any way, but simply to sneak around and fuck her nephew while she doesn’t notice.
>You were so lost in thought, you didn’t even remember your promise to Twilight of coming back to her asap.
>It was Anon who called her on the phone and roughly explained that they had the opportunity to go on a mission.
>Hes talking to with her so freely and without any hesitation...
>They are both extraordinarily smart.
>You are smart, but you are immediately overshadowed when compared to them.
>When they talked about quantum entanglement, the literal teleportation of particles, the creation of matter and video game save states you barely were able to follow.
>What you did get from the talk back then was that if a soul is required to drive a body than the Midnight-entity might have sensed Twilight to be dying and left the sinking ship.
>But, while they are dealing with magic, both are atheistic enough to doubt the existence of souls in the first place.
>And where even would Midnight come from in the first place?
>Twilight couldn’t just have run around with two souls, could she?
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>>30585536
>And if Midnight is just a manifestation of all of Twilight’s doubts, fears and desires, Midnight would doubtlessly only have negative or selfish emotions, making her de facto pure evil.
>But neither of you would believe that either.
>In the end you had to settle on the fact that you now know how her body got created (but to be honest, you still don’t understand), yet none of you know how her spirit was.
>Unless you can say that there is no such thing as a soul.
>The point is: Anon and Twilight have natural chemistry, and you don’t like it.
>It’s great that the guy whom you broke up with to save two realities gets along well with the reanimated body of your best friend, but you don’t like it.
>Anon’s yours.
>And you most certainly won’t lose him to Synergy- Scarlet- your alternate self.
>Anon chose you already, so you already won him over.
>Except for the fact when you broke up because the universe falling apart and that you can never be together.
>You will not last.
>Then again, Twilight is kinda undead.
>Which leaves Scarlet.
>She is...
>No, you will not lose.
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>>30585541
>“Hey...”, Scarlet extents her hand to you as you enter the jet and finally were not under anyone’s watchful eye anymore, “We already met, but I think we got off on the wrong foot.”
>You eye her hand for a second before you shake it..
“Yeah... why not try again.”
>“If you’d put your differences behind you,” Anon wisely says from the side, “you’d see that you have a lot in common, actually.”
>“You think so?”
“Like what?”, you smile and continue her questioning to Anon.
>“Like- I mean- You both- You want to do your own thing... but the right thing, and it’s hard fitting both under one roof.”
>You don’t know what you expected.
>Maybe a cheesy line how you have a similar appearance.
>No.
>He said the one thing that brought you into this situation, why you struggle with it and why you’ll continue down that path.
>It’s your sense of justice.
>Your mocking question had born insightful fruit.
>Both of you were quiet at his answer, to which Anon frowns.
>He’s looking around, before it dawns on him too that he said something clever.
>“See? So much in common! Let’s share more. Was the dress white and gold or blue and-”
>Treehugger interrups him forcefully, “NO! Anon, no. We are not going to start that again!”
>“S-sorry...”
>Loaded topic, huh?
>Hmm...
“It was clearly black and blue, the designer later confirmed it to be so.”
>Treehugger was pointing at Anon, “Nuh-uh, No! Not a word!”
>Both you and ‘your sister’ smile at their family drama.
>However, your smile fades quickly.
>Your sense of justice. Was one of the things he said you have in common with Scarlet.
>Wasn’t that one of the reasons why Anon was interested in you?
>That and the fact that you have a sweet sweet bod?
>‘He chose you’, you let go through your head.
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>>30585543
>From somewhere comes another voice though, ‘He didn’t know the lasting one was an option.’
>He will never have to go through the same heartbreak with her as he will have to with you.
>‘Can we talk?’, ‘Can we talk?’, ‘Can we talk?’
>His words echo through your mind again.
>You went to far in the meeting.
>The two of you formally broke up already, but you were still needy.
>He’s going to tell you that you need to stop.
>No, come on Sunset, you need to convince him.
>Convince him to do what exactly?
>“Sunset?”
“Huh?”
>“Coke or Pepsi?”, Anon asks.
>You hadn’t been listening for a little time, but the conversation had apparently picked up again to look at your similarities, and or differences.
>What did she say?
>You look to Scarlet but you don’t get a hint.
>Break the system!
>But also kinda answer truthfully.
“Off brand?” you question if it was a possible answer, “I buy my groceries... cheap...”
>“Another similarity! You two are practically the same person.”
>This earns him a laugh from Scarlet, but makes you bite your thumb.
>It is a joke for them, of course, but they don’t know what’s going on inside your head.
>For you it’s not a joke, it’s a competition.
>You need to be different from her and you need those differences to be more impressive in Anon’s mind.
>No more off brand cola.
>Fine and elegant answers from now on... sexy, playful ones which makes you still seem classy, not needy...
>Oh fuck.
>Is this one of the situations where the best advice is to just be yourself?
>Who you are and what you want to be like is not the same though
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>>30585545
CYOA time
you ask questions to both Sunset and Scarlet and I'll make them answer.
Remember: Anon is an Anon, so no rules "Spit or Swallow?" is allowed.
I'll answer canonically correct, even if the answer will be "she doesn't want to tell", and I'll compile some for an inbetween update.
Meanwhile I'll just continue writing on the update when they arrive on the helicarrier when Anon and Sunset will finally be alone.
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>>30585545
I get the feeling innuendos are gonna happen in the next update
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>>30586683
that's the general idea
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>>30587139
>Anon only "eats" on type of spider.
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>>30587139
I figured, but I'm hoping the innuendos get to Sunset/Scarlet
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>>30587232
well... not if the thread isn't interested
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>>30587533
Not saying it the way that makes them hhorny. I mean like it causes a spit take or something
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>>30587533
Well in my HC, Sunset and a lot of mares are bi since there seems to be a huge gender ratio in Equestria so I don't mind.
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>>30585560
We should ask what they rate us out of ten. And what their favorite tv show is. Dom or sub?
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>>30585560
Can we ask what their favorite song to dance in the shower is?
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>>30587232
>Sunset/Scarlet
very nice
>>30587533
I think the thread would be very interested in some Sunset/Scarlet,
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>>30587640
>spoiler
it has nothing to do with the shown gender ratio in the show, but Sunset already established bi

>>30587667
>We should ask what they rate us out of ten.
(not really questions to show off their differences/similarities)

Anon: So, how'd you rate me? one to ten.
Scarlet: People really do that? rate others on a scale?
Sunset: Yeah, they do. But girls usually get to list fkm and have options, it's easier.
Scarlet: Hmm, So what does all contribute to what runs into that? mere physicality? because his strongest point is what's inside his head.
Anon: Hey. Okay, nevermind, this was stupid.
Scarlet: Your hair's a mess.
Sunset: Mhm.
Scarlet to Sunset: gives his face a nice shape tho. prominent chin.
Sunset: Intelligent eyes too... *turning to Anon again* Tall and good posture... Eight?
Anon: Eight?
Scarlet: Seven, let's not be like that. He's no pretty boy.
Anon: I take seven.


>>30587667
>And what their favorite tv show is
Scarlet: I don't really watch TV, was never able to follow anything. Dr. House md, maybe, or NCIS.
Sunset: I know it's like a tumblr thing, but Supernatural? I, like, saw a rerun of the second season and loved the take on this worlds mythology, made me research a bit by myself too. I mean, the overall thing is a way too long mess now, but it's been with me ever since I was in this world... so yeah, Supernatural.

>>30587667
>Dom or sub?
Sunset: uhhh... I dunno. Does it have to be either or? Cant it just be equals?
Scarlet: Leaning dom, encouraging the sub to act.

>>30587695
>favorite song to dance in the shower is?
(this is hard for me because I'm a music pleb)

Scarlet: Dance in the shower? That's a safety hazard.
Sunset: I've never really been anywhere where I could let music run while I take a shower.
Scarlet: yeah, me neither.

>Sunset/Scarlet innuendos
I'm not hearing questions
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>>30588219
How about their preferred outfit they like to wear? Craziest time when they used their powers? Lamest villain/hero they fought?
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>>30588219
It is not accurate to define a individual by their favorites and preferences alone, due to the flexibility of a person's opinions.
What a person likes and what they find interesting changes as they live more and more of life, discovering new things, garnering life experiences and considering other people's points of view.
All of these that will cause them to redefine their preferences.

That aside, any favorite foods? Favorite music or type of music?
What kind of milk do you prefer? As in, low fat, 1%, 2%, whole, almond, soy etc.
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>>30588219
Any chance of Anon getting lucky with both Sunset and Scarlet?
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>>30588219
>Sunset/Scarlet innuendos
So if you two fuck would it be masturbation because you're clones?
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>>30588219
Best thing to use your powers for besides saving people?

Top or bottom?
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>>30588219
How often do you thwip when you masturbate(Sunset)
And do you accidentally shoot lasers when you masturbate?(Scarlet)
UHHHHH, SHIT....I cant think of any inuuendo jokes that aren't obvious. Or even good obvious ones too.
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>>30544903
>You will never piss off Doc Octy by doing a near perfect British accent when you get kidnapped because you're bored causing Shocker Vinyl to laugh her ass off every time.
>Be in a dark room of a clock tower.
>"Bloody hell, look at the time, it's been nearly three hours since we kidnapped him and she hasn't."
"TOYME? WOTS THAT?"
>You hear Oct's partner in crime start snickering.
>Oct ignores you.
>The clock suddenly strikes seven times
"OI, IT BE SEVEN BONG, OH DEAR I'M SUPPOSED TA GO TA THE PUB WIT ME MATES AND WATCH THE MANCHESTER GAME!"
>At this point Shocker is heaving because she is laughing so hard.
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>>30590097
Is Octy blushing in embarrassment from sounding like that when drunk, or sheer rage? Both?
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>>30590117
>"This is a new feeling— admiration of a citizen's bravery."
>"Too bad it's overshadowed by THIS UNYIELDING RAGE!"
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>>30590117
>She finally had enough.
>"OI, SHUT DA 'ELL UP YA BLOODY YANK WANKER!"
>Anon responeds with gibberish.
"OOOOHHHHH, LESIBOFMEFIBO!"
>"U WOT!?'
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>>30590157
You know, I think I will use that joke somehow. Don't know how I will implement it, but I will use it. Speaking of, can anyone tell me if pastebin can save writing done on the site, because gdocs is dead for me and still will not let me on the homepage.
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>>30590178
Sorry internet explorer Anon, I don't know.
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>>30590176
>Anon made her play into his bait, now his captivated audience member(Vinyl), gets the best show of her life, which in turn gets Spider woman's attention to the maniacal laughter, and Octy's violent incoherent screaming.
>After getting rescued and seeing them off Anon goes home to see Vinyl waiting at his place, with a phone number and the instructions for apology cupcakes for Octy.
>Then she offers to shag Anon, who may or may not know what that actually means.
>And he may or may not have insinuated to Octy he would do her as well as Vinyl.
Gif is Anons Reaction when he finds out.
>>30590194
Then I shall find out.
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>>30591357
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>>30588277
>their preferred outfit they like to wear?
Scarlet: movability's important to me, so either more form fittiing or loose enough to not be bothersome. Sports bra in general, tank top loose for playfulness and offering the opportunity that a sneak peak might be possible, or fitting. Yoga pants, again if it needs to fit, or cargo pants, then I don't need to carry a bag around.
I do like to dress up like this though (referring to the expensive clothing she is wearing right now), but it doesn't feel very much like me
Sunset: regular? I guess... sports bra too, don't know when I may suit up. So something that doesn't look like shit if I cram it into my bag, T-shirt and jeans. In High School I was fond of a leather jacket, but unfortunately I grew out of it too much. I still have it as a memorbilia tho.

>>30588277
>Lamest villain/hero they fought?
Sunset: Depends on what you consider a villain and not just some guy in a costume. A wannabe daddy's money-bought gadgets villain
Scarlet: Never really fought 'villains'


>>30588694
>That aside, any favorite foods?
Both: easy made stuff

>Favorite music or type of music?
Both: Rock

>What kind of milk do you prefer? As in, low fat, 1%, 2%, whole, almond, soy etc.
untitled 7 is unfamiliar with american milks and whether any of these is good or not

>>30588709
>Any chance of Anon getting lucky with both Sunset and Scarlet?
You've not been reading the story, have you? They can barely stand one another so far.
If you mean "both" as in each seperately, then yes, easy, possible

>>30590070
Sunset: No... it's techwear, so... no I don't wear them while masturbating
Scarlet: I don't shoot lasers, no matter in what state of mind I am. But for the powers I do have to work I need to be more Zen than anything else

>Best thing to use your powers for besides saving people?
Both: doing odd jobs
Scarlet: mustering up energy to erjuvinate my body. Easy to wake up. Also:
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>>30592669
What's your favorite color?
What's your least favorite?
(For Sunset specifically) When you dream, are you a pony or a human?
What's your favorite food?
Do either of you play Vidya, and if so what's your take on Dark Souls?
What's your favorite sexual fantasy that you don't share with any one?
Do you have a stance on gun controle?
What's the weirdest thing you've gotten off to?
If you had to hate fuck one person who would you fuck?
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I just thought of something
I'm surprised no one made a green with Scarlet Spider.
I wonder how Sunset would react to having a clone?
Does the clone have horse mannerisms too?
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>>30592808
>What's your favorite color?
Scarlet: May sound cheesy, but a sunset-y kind of pink, like the color the clouds get
Sunset: A vivid rose/raspberry

>What's your least favorite?
Sunset: neon colored stuff. It's not supposed to be a color.
Scarlet: I don't think you can have a least favourite color.

>(For Sunset specifically) When you dream, are you a pony or a human?
Anon does not know that

>What's your favorite food?
I kinda botched on answering that the first time.
Sunset: frozen lasagne, easy to make and delicious.
Scarlet: chicken curry, hot

>Do either of you play Vidya, and if so what's your take on Dark Souls?
Scarlet: I can barely use a computer
Sunset: No. I don't like hard games, with media I want to experience something fun, not frustrating. I get it's about achievement, but... it's not me.

>What's your favorite sexual fantasy that you don't share with any one?
sunset: isn't it that I won't tell you by definition that I won't share it?
scarlet: yeah, you should have phrased that better.

>Do you have a stance on gun controle?
sunset: well, I only saw really criminals with guns, and... Twilight did get shot and killed, technically.
scarlet: you need a drivers license to go out there to be a danger to others, and getting a gun? I saw some rednecks, believe me. A gun needs to be registered and the person it's registered to should be able to pass gun safety training.

>What's the weirdest thing you've gotten off to?
scarlet: I know people get off to pretty weird things, but... where do you even start to draw a line of what's weird? I don't think I ever got off to anything weird.
sunset: n-nothing...

>If you had to hate fuck one person who would you fuck?
sunset: Flash... an ex from high school
scarlet: I'd kill the guy who'd make me fuck someone against my will, you know?

>>30592868
I have 3 Twilight's and a pretty obvious "Scarlet Spider"
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>>30593116
>a pretty obvious "Scarlet Spider"
I FIGURED IT OUT— IT'S OUR GREENY-BOY
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>>30593168
I can make more Spiders, like at least four without it getting too weird
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>>30592868
>>30593116
I know that Anon is scarlet spider, but I met having a clone of Sunset that has burn scars like Ben Reilly.
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>>30593116
How would Sunset and Scarlet kidnap/capture Anon? What would you do to him once he's in your clutches?
And do you try to escape them, Anon?
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>>30593282
>I know that Anon is scarlet spider,
Anon is not Scarlet Spider
Scarlet is/will be?
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>>30593295
Doubt it
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Working on the update and will try to get it up tonight at the earliest or tomorrow at the latest
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>>30594844
Cool, just got a pastebin...how do I use it?
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>>30595204
Go to New Paste and you can put text in from there
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>>30595224
Neat, I got that pro thing they were shilling too, 60% off today while I was at it. What happens if my internet cuts out and it accidentally closes the page, what happens to the paste? Can I still access it later, and if I am fixing or making up parts of the story, do I need to make a separate paste for that, or can I set it to private(?) and do it there?
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>>30595253
I just use the free one.
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>>30595362
Fair enough, I just saw no adds and thought yes.
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>>30593116
>sunset: Flash... an ex from high school
Hmmm, Flash is still a blip, this needs to be rectified with immediate castration.
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>>30595384
That's fine. I just do the free one cause I'm cheap.

will update tomorrow
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>>30595253
>What happens if my internet cuts out and it accidentally closes the page?
what happens to the paste?
Depends on if the browser saved this cache, otherwise its gone.

>Can I still access it later, and if I am fixing or making up parts of the story, do I need to make a separate paste for that, or can I set it to private(?) and do it there?
You can set it private and you can edit stuff later.
Bug its not supposed to be a trxt editor, just a pastebin.
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Glimmy's power is to break anyone into her bitch
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Page 9 bump
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BEANS.
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bumping for a hero
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>>30598198
but heroes never die
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>>30598678
I'm surprised none of us did an Overwatch idea here
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>>30598832
Too obvious and its overrated. Not that surprising really.
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>>30598850
I'll give you that
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>>30593294
>How would Sunset and Scarlet kidnap/capture Anon?
Invite him over.
>What would you do to him once he's in your clutches?
Ask him
>And do you try to escape them, Anon?
why would he


you know they are on the same side, right?
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>>30599586
[The Thousand intensifies]
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>>30599690
(spoiler)DID SOMEONE SAY THOUSAND SONS?!
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>>30599745
no they didn't.
The thousand is a Spider-Man villain
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>>30599690
imagine having parker luck and all of your childhood bullies turn into super villains
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>>30599786
Yes, I am aware. But I never miss the chance to make a 40k reference.
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>>30600091
your men too stupid to know how your technology works and throw away their lives for nothing more than the afterimage of a dead man
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>>30600131
Sure is a good thing that I play T'au.
Also, Guerillaman's alive again and trying to slowly unfuck the Imperium, but we'll see how long that lasts.
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>>30600206
>I play T'au.
my man
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>>30600253
Gotta' fight for that greater good. But the Etherials can go fuck themselves.
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>>30599586
That reminds me of the green when Sunset had a nightmare where she gave birth to thousands of spiders that have her head calling Sunset >"Mommy!"
>She woke up and accidentally karate chopped Anon in the dick.
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>>30600332
I remember that. Didn't we have someone who did a small green of this
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>>30600332
>>30600676
>Then Sunset and Anon agrees that if this ever happens they would pull the gas open and light a match.
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>>30600704
I think anyone would do that
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>>30561424
More filler

“Ok, explain to me what happened?” you inquired, rubbing your temples with your thumbs.
>You’re Anon and right now you feel like slapping Sunset upside the head.
> “I already told you what happened, Anon,” Sunset mumbled.
“I know you did, but I need to know if I heard you correctly,” you explained, kneeling down and pulling some rope from under the bed.
>With the rope in your hands, you started to tie a few knots together.
> “I told you that this girl, with underwear outside of her body suit, started to say something about fighting me. Anyways she called herself The Exterminator and began a little monolog and started to say some bug squashing puns,” Sunset giggled.
“Really? You find that funny?” you asked dryly, looking up at your girlfriend.
>Sunset started to laugh and wiggle around the bed.
> “You should have heard her. ‘You’re beginning to bug me, Spider-Bitch’ and ‘It's time to introduce you to your worst nightmare. The Gas.’ She was hilariously horrible,” Sunset laughed.
>Shaking your head, you grabbed Sunset’s arms and held them over her head.
>After a few minutes, you were able to step back and look at your handiwork which was Sunset tied to the bed.
>It's times like that two questions pop into your head.
>Are you lucky or unlucky to be dating/living with Sunset?
>And is this all worth it?
>Looking at your tied up girlfriend, your gaze slowly travels down her body.
>You take in every inch of her as you memorize her shapely body, child bearing hips and her perky chest.
>That's when you had your answer to both of your questions.
>Damn her sexy body.
“So this Exterminator did what exactly,” you motioned, wanting to know more.
> “She used a gas that was suppose to kill me, but it didn't. Beat that,” Sunset slurred, trying to free herself.
>That meant it basically poisoned and drugged her if this was any indication.
>That and the few times she threw up in the last hour.
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>>30602031
“Okay. We can't take you to a doctor so we'll see if we can wait it out,” you assured, patting Sunset’s head as she tried to nuzzle it.
> “Does this mean you’re Doctor Anon or Master Anon,” Sunset giggled, not even looking at you.
“We'll play those games once your better,” you sighed, walking out the room as she groaned.
>You entered the kitchen to get some aspirin or something when you heard a loud tapping.
>Looking towards the living room window, you saw Sour Sweet waving at you.
“Gonna be one of those days. I just know it,” you muttered, walking towards the window and holding out your hand.
>Without any hesitation, Sour took your hand as you helped her inside.
> “Thanks,” Sour sneered, dusting off her Psylocke outfit.
“No problem, but i can't teach you anything today,” you replied, rolling your eyes at her greeting.
>She looked ready to complain when a loud whine was heard from the other room.
>You ran into the next room, with Sour following, to see Sunset thrashing around causing the bed to creak.
“Shit,” you muttered, getting on Sunset’s side and trying to hold her down.
>Grabbing her arm, you tried
>Sunset seemed to calm down slightly, but was still moving around a bit.
“A little help would be nice, Sour,” you growled, tying her hands back together as the knots come undone.
>It seemed Sour got the hint as she got on Sunset’s other side and began hugging her.
> “Shhhh. Calm down and relax. Everything will be fine,” Sour whispered, holding Sunset tight.
>The knots was finished a moment later and you let out a sigh of relief.
>That sigh turned into a yell the moment you felt something sharp clamp on your hand.
“OWWW. Bad Sunset. No biting,” you muttered angrily, trying to shake your hand free.
>Luckily you were able to get her to release your hand with the help of Sour.
>All she did was force Sunset’s mouth open to let your hand go.
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>>30602039
>Glaring at the drugged up Sunset, you reached under the bed and pulled out a plastic cone.
> “What’re gonna do with that?” Sour wondered, making sure Sunset doesn’t try to bite her.
>Instead of answering her, you show Sour by wrapping the cone around Sunset’s neck and making sure it’s secured.
> “Why do you have that thing?” Sour inquired, “Is it a disgusting fetish you have?”
>You looked at your arm to see what the damage was.
>Surprisingly she was able to break the skin, but nothing else besides that.
“We have that just incase something weird or stupid happens. Right now it’s both,” you explained, walking out of the room the get a bandage.
>While entering the bathroom, you remembered that Sunset said that a radioactive spider bite gave her powers.
>Before wrapping your hand, you grabbed the disinfectant and began to apply some of it on your wound.
>You hope you get crazy powers or end up looking like Sunset because of this bite.
> “Anon, Sunset wants cuddles,” Sour yelled.
“Then cuddle her,” you answered back.
> “She wants the both of us to cuddle her,” Sour yelled.
>Shaking your head, you finished dressing your wound and walk back to the bedroom.


New update and end of the filler. Just want to say sorry this took awhile to do.
Wasn't feeling like myself for the last few days.
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>>30600284
>Greater Good
You just want some thick Earth Caste and Fire Caste booty.
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>you're the girls newest and most dangerous villain. What is your power and name?

Go to http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki and select random. Best name and power gets art
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>>30604156
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Manipulation
The name would be Slick
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>>30604208
Sounds like a hero
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>>30604227
Best name I could think of.
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>>30604156
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anatomical_Physiology

>"User with this power either is or can transform into part of and/or anything related to ones anatomy, including body fluids, internal organs, the various internal systems, etc. This grants them all the abilities/traits of the various anatomical structures they have become, either literally or metaphorically."

That's neat. I guess I'd name myself "A. Natomi" because puns.
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>>30604348
VILLAIN. YOU'RE A VILLAIN, YOU HEROIC SOUNDING FUCKS. BE SINISTER. GOD
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>>30604156
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Murder_Inducement?useskin=oasis
The Edgelord.
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>>30604156
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Definition_Manipulation

My name, is The Fallacy.
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>>30604703
SJW would be better desu.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Effect_Field_Projection
Call me Miasma.
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>>30604208
>A villain with oil manipulation
>not named Deepwater Horizon or just Deep Horizon

missed opportunity

>>30604156
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Absorption

Celestia Sucker

Alternatively, Deiluminate. With a power like that in Equestria in particular, could end up big bad status and go with something like The True Light if I absorb Celestia's power.

My group could be Deilluminati.
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>>30605287
To be fair, I'm horrible at naming things.
I made up a villain called The Exterminator in the newest Drunk Sunset update
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>>30602045
....is this what its like for Anon to take care of kids?
>>30604208
Cheesy, I like it.
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>>30605454
>....is this what its like for Anon to take care of kids?

>implying they aren't kids
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>>30604156
Rolling for something cool
>>30605466
I meant figuratively, you know, for when the little ones want to snuggle with Mama Sunset, Anon, and also Mama/Aunt Sour. One big Equestrian cuddle pile.
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>>30605477
>Rolling for something cool
you can't keep rolling until you get something cool, it doesn't work like that
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>>30605477
>Forgot to post the roll.
Fuck me with a brick.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Idea_Embodiment
Well.....do I win? Or do I have to come up with a idea to embody first, before I name myself?
>>30604156
I think I will name myself, "Final Pepe".
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>>30604156
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Soul
>Pure soul
How would that work.
Archangel I guess.
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>>30605454
Nope. That's just how Anon deals with a drugged and drunk Sunset.

>>30605466
In their 20s

>>30605477
Yeah i can see that
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>>30605487
Nah mang, I just forgot to copy it from the wiki.
>>30605500
Its legit the first thing I got.
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>>30605504
So....you light dudes on fire?
>>30605505
Sunset's kids nicker in their sleep just like mama, Sours kids pick it up too while they nuzzle her. Does she Hnnng, or get annoyed they are so adorable?
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>>30605521
She 'HNNNNG's cause her child(ren) will be her little angels
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>>30605543
Sour is a good girl. No we just need an edit of pic related and add Sunset, Anon, and their kids.
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>>30604668
Not cold steel?
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hmmm... I don't want to disrupt this discussion with my green
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>>30605570
Or at least Sunset and her kid.
It could be a pic Anon takes of his family
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>>30605592
Do they wear little nighties?
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>>30605504
How about "waifuman"?
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>>30605594
I say Sour wears a nightie while Sunset wears an oversized shirt.
But i can see them both wearing nighties
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>>30605608
>They both steal Anon's shirts to sleep in at night
>It also leaves them plenty of room for any kids that want to come in and snuggle
>Sunset shows Sour the joy of shirt snuggle piles with their kids
>Anon is just barely breathing under everyone piling on top of him
>Worth it.
>>30605598
Still to much of a hero name. We need to be villains this time.
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>>30605504
>Anon sees Sunset and Twilight as the ultimate evil because of their past demon forms.
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>>30605625
What's more evil than a waifufag?
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>>30605625
The imagery. I need this
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>>30605644
Husbando Fags.
Duh.
>>30605649
Does Sunset have everyone under a spider woman themed blanket?
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>>30604156
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Execution_Device_Physiology
I am The End.
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>>30605659
I was thinking they had their hero/villain themed night wear but that works
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>>30604156
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_Healing
I am the Green Man, and I run a love cult with Treehugger. All that hippy booty? Mine.
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>>30605686
>Anon makes a blanket with both their themes on it
>Before it was ever shown to the kids Sunset had to scrub it clean
>She and Sour got so emotional they jumped Anon's bone the second they understood what they were looking at
>They blush when the rub it against themselves.
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>>30605725
Makes sense and that night was the start of their parenthood
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>>30585545
>Aboard the Wonderbolt Prototype Helicarrier.
>Your quin-jet landed atop of it while it was in full flight, meaning exiting one vehicle and entering the other was quite difficult with Treehugger’s wheelchair.
>You’ve seen her stand and fight, so you partially wonder why she needs it in the first place, but most of the time she looks really frail too.
>It wasn’t a difficulty because she was frail tho, it was a difficulty because whatever protocols they have here, and needed someone of them to come fetch her to minimize risk.
>After you are inside the marvel of technology and were given a keycard to have access to all the areas you are allowed to have access to and were made roughly familiar with the floor plan you get an hour to move into your VIP rooms.
>Without even taking a look at yours you immediately turn to Anon’s and enter without knocking.
“Anon.”
>“Sun- gah.”
>As he had standing just behind the door, you ran into him.
>You easily catch the two of you from falling over and as soon as you are sure he’s standing properly again you let yourself slouch down and be held be him.
>Your cheek resting against his chest you simply remain there for a second.
>The fact that the door was still open bothers you little.
>“Hey Sunset~”
>He pats your head and lets his fingers flow through your hair.
>Awkwardly moving you around Anon goes for the door to close it.
>You leave him the freedom to do so and let go of him.
>Taking a few steps back you sit yourself at the edge of his bed and fold your hands in your lap.
“You- you wanted to talk, but I have something to say first...”
>You’re twiddling with your fingers and don’t face him.
>“Yeah?”, he says in his calming voice and approaches you.
>As you don’t know what he wanted to talk to you about, you have no idea how he’ll react to what you have to say.
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>>30605997
“I- it’s- I know we said that we- like, we broke up, but... that was to save the universe- universes. But now it’s like- We need to catch Trixie first. And get Princess Twilight back. So I don’t have to go back immediately, right?”
>“Right,” Anon sits down next to you and pats your back.
>Only at the touch you look up and face him.
“It’s like a story trope that people stay away from one another to keep themselves from getting hurt when they get separated, but it’s like- I don’t care. I’ll get hurt either way, and I’m hurting now!”
>Your speech gets increasingly faster as you pour out your heart.
“But nobody ever said it’s not worth the pain, and I don’t care for the pain to come then, I care about being happy now! I’ll be sad either way, and I don’t want to be back home thinking I didn’t-”
>You sniffle.
>Did you start crying again?
“-that I didn’t use the chances I’ve had. I-”
>Yep, there are tears.
>“Hey...”
>You feel Anon’s hand on your back which had been slightly caressing you go to guide you towards him.
>A hug?
>You don’t know.
>He’s not given the chance to hug-zone you as you lunge forward and plant your lips on his.
>You hungrily gnaw on his lower lip, wanting him to return the gesture immediately, but he’s still too surprised about it.
>Without waiting for him to act you push him down onto the bed.
>It comes easy to you.
>Your significant physical strength aids you.
>Anon’s before you....
>No Twilight, no Scarlet, nobody else is in this competition.
>You’ve been emotionally distraught, but now it’s time for your body to speak.
>You climb over him to sit on his lap.
>Clothes... so bothersome right now.
>“S-sunset?”
“Mhm~?”
>You lean down and answer him with another kiss.
>This time a longer one.
>And this time... he returns it.
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>>30606001
>It takes him a little time, but he’s finally giving you what you wanted.
>A confirmation that he returns your feelings.
>A confirmation that you won.
>In addition to the pleasurable physical sensation, of course.
>Your lips are tingly.
>The little roughness of his lips on yours
>Then they soften as they are moistened up.
>The slight rhythmical movements as he slips his lips over yours, gently sucking them in and restarting over again and again.
>But you want more.
>For that, unfortunately, you need to break the kiss first.
“Heh...”
>You don’t need to lean up far, you were agile enough to take off your shirt with a quick motion before going down on Anon again.
>This time you gently apply your teeth on his lip.
>Not painful, of course, but a small pinch.
>A signal for him to pay attention.
>He opens your mouth as you do, fulfilling your wish as you let your tongues dance.
>His hands meanwhile explore the naked skin of your back.
>Oh, how you have yearned to feel his warmth directly on you again.
>While you support yourself slightly on one elbow, you reach back with your other hand to guide him to your bra, not only allowing him to undress you further, but demanding it.
>The clasp finally undone you break your kisses once again, leaning up to allow the piece of clothing to fall down on Anon.
>“You’re really needy, aren’t you?”, he teases as he just looks up to you.
“Hmm... maybe~”
>His hands had come to a rest at your hips as you leaned up, they had just naturally slid down as you did so.
>But this won’t do.
>Anon’s eyes were no longer meeting yours, but you don’t mind.
>Undressing is supposed to have that effect.
“Well, don’t just stare at them.” you say and take his hands, leading them upwards.
>They are released as he picks up on your demand by his own account and takes your breasts in his hands.
>The squeeze he gives was barely more than to let his presence known.
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>>30606005
>The way his fingers grace over your nipples as he searches for a better position were so careful.
>He’s too gentle.
>You don’t need teasing, you don’t need built up, but you have enough built up stress which needs relief.
>“To be honest you’re kinda scaring me here, Sunset...”
>You chuckle, and grind your ass over his pelvis.
“Oh, that’s an odd reaction to being scared though, Anon~”
>Hmm...?
>No, he’s not yet at attention for you
“Maybe I need to scare you more.”
>He needs not have an erection if he wants to fill you.
>And that needs to happen as soon as possible.
>You hop back and onto the floor before him in one swift motion.
>Your hands quickly find the button at his jeans and the second later you already pull it out from underneath him.
>He was easily lifted up to get it out under him, or did you just yank it out?
>You hope you didn’t hurt him.
>“Sunset, stop.”
>You pause for a moment and look up to him, but put your hands on his boxers.
>“I’m serious.”
>The tone of his voice stabs your insides.
“Anon? What are you saying?”, you press the last bit out.
>He’s not rejecting you is he?
>Oh god, he is?
>He didn’t even answer to your plea just now, did he?
>Oh god, oh god.
>Your panic mus have shown because his next words were: “calm down, calm down.”
>“Uhh... Mile high club is a go,” he puts his thumbs up. “But you’re really putting out some mayor rape-y vibes just now. Come-”,
>Anon gestures you up, which, albeit reluctantly, you obey.
>As he pats his lap for you to sit on you give a weak smile before you take your seat.
>“It was just a bit sudden, and... aggressive.”
>He embraces you from behind.
“Are you... angry?”
>“No, nono, that’s- you- you don’t know why I’m- what? Really?”
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>>30606012
“What?”
>What is he talking about?
>“N-nothing.”
>The arms he had wrapped around you go up to your breasts to give them a much more proper squeeze.
“Ahh!”.
>You gasp out in surprise, but it quickly turns into a moan.
>The quick wall you had been built when he said ‘he’s serious’ comes down as your mounds are roughed up.
>Within an heartbeat all your arousal came back.
>Stronger than before even.
>The additional tension now broken, you feel your panties quite literally dampen.
“Yes~”, you moan as Anon’s kissing your neck.
>Most certainly he plans to trail down as, caressing your neck and shoulder with his lips.
>And it feels great, combined with the massage he gives your front, but you know what will feel better.
>Your hand was quivering as you lift it up again, to, once more, guide his hand.
>This time down to your pants.
>You’re even doing him the favor of unbuttoning your pants.
>“Whoa- already?”, he comments as he feels the mess you’ve made.
“S-shut up.” you retort shyly.
>You can’t admit to him just how much you need this right now.
>Even if the evidence of it had been at his fingertips.
>God, why did he retreat?
>“You really need this, don’t you?”
>His voice was husky and he whispers right into your ear.
>Something which would make your hair stand on end any other time, but you can hear the joking teasing undertone of it.
>And he’s not making his hand enter your panties!
“S-shut up.”
>“Then it’s no problem if-”
“Don’tmakemebeg.” you whimper out.
>He still pauses.
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>>30606017
>Just a moment.
>Less than a second, but he is making you wait.
>Only then he slowly slides his fingers under your panties.
>Way too slow.
>His middle finger was first off, of course, being the longest.
>He’s nearing your pussy, just missing your clit by a hair.
>Maybe somewhere in your mind you knew that he had all fingers extended, and that his index finger will hit the mark, but while he’s making you squirm no such thought can form.
>Until finally, he hit.
“ahahhaaa...”
>Your heart’s beating out of your chest, and have seemingly lost control over your breathing.
>But again, he’s pausing.
>Immobile for a moment.
>The moment it takes him to figure out what treasure he just found, by his touch and your reaction to it alone.
>Then he moves on, sliding further down.
>Abandoning your clit until he hit your entrance.
>There was no stopping this time.
>Not on his part, and certainly not on yours.
>Your muscles were contorting for a while now, but you weren’t pressing together.
>You’re certainly lubricated enough, and, of course, he shows no sign of stopping on his own accord.
>No more teasing.
>Even if you had wished he had stayed by your clit for a second.
>His middle finger enters, spreading you open.
“Haah...”
>The sounds you make are embarrassing you.
>You want to be hot, sexy, and classy, and not seem like you’re not even in control of your own body.
>Then he also probes with his ring finger, easily entering as well.
>As you’re spread further your heel hit the side of the hard, as you needed to react to the sensation somehow.
>Leaving it be with two fingers he only pushes them further inside.
>Almost as far as he could fit, you don’t know, you only focused on the burning ticklish painful pleasurable sensation right now.
>There are no proper words in your head to even describe what it feels like.
>And if there had been they elude you now..
>His thumb hits your clit.
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>>30606024
>The sensation you had carved earlier bas back, almost forgotten, so long ago had it been.
>But then, he does the same as he had so often done.
>He stops.
“Anoooon,” you complain, merely using his name.
>In protest to his inaction you nudge your head firmly against his.
>You’re not his plaything.
>Your right hand grabs his, you could simply make him move, but... no.
>He’s not supposed to tease you, but please you.
>However, you are not going to force him either.
>Without warning your left nipple is pinched.
>The sensation, not from the place you expected it, makes you yelp out again.
>And it continues.
>He’s squeezing together increasingly harder.
>As he does so he begins to move the hand in your crotch again.
>The fingers inside of you curl up, scraping against your walls.
>And his whole hand begins to move up and down.
>Up and down...
>The fingers embedded in your pussy tear at the walls as if the spread you further, those outside rub over your lips and his thumb-
>His thumb flicks at your clit in every stage of the movement.
“Gnnnnahhhh!”, you’re making weird noises again.
>But nowhere near the embarrassing sound that comes from your crotch as he works his magic.
>Schlik schlik schlik...
>Your hand cramped around his wrist, not because you want him to stop, but simply because you don’t know what to do youth your extremities as you are pleasured.
>The other hand has found it’s way to your face, in an feeble attempt to cover your mouth and silence you.
>You bite down hard on your thumb.
>The pain serving as a balance to the other sensations you are receiving.
>However, you know, you are not going to hold long.
>But it wasn’t about holding out long.
>You’re here to relief that stress.
>And so you’re nearing your first orgasm of the day after about half a minute.
“Anoooo~”, you wanted to moan his name seductively...
>The thought had been there.
>But your voice doesn’t obey you as you cum.
>Your legs spasm.
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>>30606029
>You body wants to curl up, do anything as to contain your orgasm.
>Had it not been for Anon holding you, you would have probably fallen over and onto the floor.
>Still, when your senses calm down a little, you notice laying on your side.
>Anon’s behind you, spooning you.
>Waves of your climax still wash over you, but are calming down now.
>Oh fuck, you must have lost consciousness for a second.
“Anooon...?”, you try and say his name.
>“I thought I lost you there for a second”, he laughs into your neck and lets you go a bit.
“No-”, you don’t want him to let you go, you still want to feel him on your body.
>He doesn’t remove himself though, he only changes his position to kiss your neck again and turn you slightly on your back.
>You’re looking up to him now as your afterglow washes out.
>You can’t tell how long you simple spend looking up to him and studying his face.
>If you’re going back to Equestria you’ll never see him again.
>Or any other human for that matter.
>You’ll miss fingers.
>Like... a lot.
>But you’ll also miss him.
>You’ve never had a real boyfriend before.
>You simply hadn’t been in the business of looking around.
>Knowing what’s handsome and what’s not can just fly by you.
>Anon’s... good looking.
>He could still simply disappear in a crowd, but you don’t make out anything which would make him ugly...
>“You were really needy, Sunset. That was like ten seconds flat.”
>It was embarrassing enough without him pointing it out.
>You totally soiled your pants and panties as well.
>And you are the little spoon of someone who’s still fully clothed...
“S-Shut up.”, you pout.
>He leans down for a small peck on your lips.
>You can’t be mad at him.
>“You make the funniest noises.”
“I do not!”
>You can be mad at him!
>In protest you turn away, which only results in you going back into the little spoon position.
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>>30606034
It's not like I want to post more or anything...
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>>30606044
Damn.
That is all
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>>30605577
Cold Steel is Edgelord's evil sidekick.
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>>30606266
>damn
that's a curse word...
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>>30606361
Stop your fucking swearing.
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>>30606361
Can't help but say that when that was hot as it was
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>>30605755
>>30606266
>>30606677
will you stop using up all the numbers?
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>>30602045
>Under this drugged state Sunset somehow escapes to the zoo and tries to eat a tiger.
>Without her mask.
>Anon and Sour have to reluctantly work together to get Sunset home and prevent her from revealing her own identity.
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>>30606841
I can't help getting doubles.
I'm cursed.

>>30606853
Maybe
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Will write a drunk update tomorrow
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>>30606044
Wait a gosh darn minute, that wasn't a conversation between two people... it was sexual foreplay!
Oh, untitled, you've fooled me once again.

Nice update, I really enjoyed reading Sunset's 3rd-sty thoughts. Now that's sexual some desperation I can relate to.
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So the greentext I had before surgery that I wanted to finish for you all...I probably shouldn't have rewritten while drugged on hydrocodone. I mean, it can stil be read, but you can tell I was thinking, like, at all.

Should I post?
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>>30609052
How weird does it get?
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>>30609071
I wrote Brian Micheal Bendis into it. And he sells drugs...among other things.
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>>30609109
SHOW US
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>>30609109
FUCKING DO IT!
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>>30609109
Bendis? The writer?
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>>30604156
So....I rolled this before I went to work and it loaded. Just gonna post it for giggles.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trap_Creation
The power to create traps from nothing. Sub-power of Trap Manipulation. Variation of Object Creation.
>>30604348
>Not becoming the Dick
You had one job Beans.
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>>30609118
>>30609136
Ok, just remember, though...I was stuck in bed after heavy surgery writing this, and my sister tried to not let me write as she came up to help me (she still is here, actually). So yeah,don't judge me too hard for this one. I was still brain dead.

>>30609137
Yeah, Bendis. The writer. He writes comics.
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Ok. Here it is. I'm actually really sorry for this one, you guys.

>Be Sunset Shimmer
>Exhaustion.
>Starvation.
>Pain.
>These things are the holy trinity of suckage.
>Having one of them is never enjoyable.
>Why should it be?
>Who wants to be hungry and thirsty?
>Who wants to be exhausted?
>Who wants to be in pain?
>O-okay, well, maybe that last one is…
>...
>Look, the point is this: no one wants to be starving to death, no one wants to be exhausted beyond their limits, and ALMOST no one wants to suffer from extreme pain.
>So yeah, each one of those is a form of suffering, and most sentient creatures — hell, more like every living being on the planet — knows that these things are bad, and that staying the fuck away from them will help out in the long run.
>Being cursed to go through one of them is never really fun, especially if it causes death.
>Which it usually does.
>Shit hurts for a reason, after all.
>Anywho, so going through one of the three is awful, right?
>So what about two of three?
>Well, that’s even worse, of course, but at least there’s that chance of turning back; the chance that maybe if one of the current forms of suffering is quelled, the other can be too.
>There’s hope in it, at least, that it still, despite being excruciating, could get worse.
>But when one suffers from the unholy trio of suckage?
>Well, usually people that are there are on the brink of death.
>Everything’s fucking hell.
>It’s like “Oh, hungry and thirsty? If only you weren’t so exhausted from the pain.”
>Thankfully, most people you know never suffer all three of these tortuous things, or rather never to an ungodly extent.
>Y’know.
>Like you.
>Yeah, ya spend about once a week experiencing all three, typically after a big ol’ fight and getting knocked out.
>Hence why you are here.
>In an alleyway.
>You got tired after a fight with the fucking…what was his name?
>Oh.
>Of course.
>Electro.
>That’s why you smell like bacon.
>Heh.
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>>30609201
>You know, Anon calls you ‘bacon hair’.
>He’s cute like that.
>Makes you feel cute, too.
>...Yeah, you should call him.
>You try to raise yourself up off the alley floor, and…
“AGH! MOTHER—”
>You cover your mouth with your bruised forearm, regretting your actions already.
>Can’t yell.
>Don’t want to attract any ‘unwanted attention’ with the position you’re in.
>The action itself hurst as much as trying to get up.
>Man, you’re fucked up tonight, Sunset.
>Let’s see… few ribs are broken, probably.
>Your back is fucked from falling.
>You’ll pop it back into place at home.
>Breathing hurts, but your lungs seem fine.
>Gut feels like it took a wallop, though.
>Pretty sure you broke your pinky in one hand on one bruised arm.
>At least it’s okay for the most part; it at least compensates the other arm that’s clearly dislocated.
>Just one more thing to pop back into place later, you guess.
>So hurray.
>Now to see if you’re bleeding to death, because, well, your costume isn’t usually redder in some places than it is in others…
>You know, that and that you’re breathing in the strong smell of copper, accompanied with warm liquid oozing out of your nose and over your mouth is a strong indicator that you miiiight be injured.
>As such, you raise you hand from your sort of good arm to your face.
>Okay, mask is on, that’s good.
>Nose hurts — maybe broken?
>Eye is definitely swollen, but will probably heal tonight.
>You have teeth, there’s a goose-egg where your head hit the garbage can, and your cheek is probably bluer than parts of your costume.
>You stop feeling your face, and pull your hand back from it.
>Liquid red stains it, no doubt blood soaking through your mask.
>The sight of it always makes you feel a bit woozy.
>The taste doesn’t help.
>Hey, wait, why does your foot feel…
>You gasp.
>Oh.
>Oh no.
>Oh, by Luna’s stars, that’s not good…
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>>30609237
>Oh, by Luna’s stars, that’s not good…
>You heart races, your breath trembles, and fearful tears well in your eyes.
>It’s not sad, it’s just…scary.
>Your ankle’s broken.
>No doubt about it — you may be more used to hooves, but you KNOW feet don’t bend that way.
>No healing factor’s gonna fix this.
>You need surgery.
>You need help.
>Hope your phone isn’t broken…

>Be Anon.
>Nothin’ like speeding down I-34, making your way downtown, driving fast…
>Fuck traffic, Sunset’s in a fucking alleyway with a broken ankle, unable to move, and all alone.
>She has no idea where she is but, thanks to that handy dandy tracking app, you can at least found out where she is.
>And it’s not good.
>She’s in the west side of town.
>If some crook, maybe one of those stupid ‘changeling’ punks sees Spider-Woman lying there…
>...
>The thought is too much.
>You focus on the road instead.
>Nothing bad will happen if you’re fast enough to get there to stop it.
>You look down at your phone.
>Only four miles at this rate.
>Good.
>Hang on, Sunshine.

>Be Spider-Woman.
>You feel the opposite of amazing.
>Anon said he’s on his way.
>He’s scared for you, of course.
>He deserves better.
>Christ, he has his life all sorted out, you know.
>Talented enough to go on broadway, become a model, a singer, actor…
>He’s planned who he wants to be, and he has worked his whole life so that when he’s older, he will.
>Tch.
>And then there’s you…a freelance photographer that finances herself to fight crime.
>Oh.
>And you’re a horse.
>Kind of.
>You also left an entire world behind.
>You have no idea what you want to do with yourself, how you’ll go on living when you’re older…
>Will you be in this predicament when you are older?
>How long do you expect this whole super-hero thing to work out for?
>Gah!
>The world slows down.
>Spider-sense, tingling!
>Down the alley in the dark parts where you can’t see…
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>>30609252
>One — no, two — people walking down, talking.
>They’re heading in your direction.
>One’s packing heat, his walk’s different because of the weight it adds, making his steps just a smidge different.
>The other is clean except for the crinkling sound of a bag with small boxes containing small pouches of crack.
>A deals about to go down.
>If they see you, you’re dead.
>You look at your surrounds.
>Maybe they won’t meet at this specific part of the alley?
>I mean, is there anything that signifies that this is a dealing spot?
>You look at the trash can that you fell on.
>Two shoes tied at the laces sit near it, having fallen off it’s lid.
>Yep.
>You’re fucked.
>Gotta...crawl away…before they…
>“Ey, dude? You see that?”
>Fucking wonderful.
>“Whoa... No way…”
>You turn your head as you try to crawl your way to escape.
>One’s a tall man, probably about 19.
>His skin is dark green.
>He’s the one with the gun.
>With him is his dealer…you’re sad to say you recognize him.
>Even sadder, you’re not surprised.
>Valhallen /had/ been acting a bit strange, being far more moody at school.
>Rumors followed his every step after a huge fight he had with his girlfriend.
>He’s only a year younger than you.
>You could take him if trying to move didn’t result with screaming in pain.
>And bleeding.
>Gotta get outta here…
>“Yo, that’s Spider-Woman!” says the 19 year-old.
>“Look at her, dude, she’s all sorts of fucked,” says Valhallen, clearing his thick orange hair out of his eyes, blinking incredulously.
>You continue to crawl from them.
>It hurts, but you don’t have a choice.
“L-leave me alone…” you say weakly.
>Blood that had been pooling in your mouth exits as you speak, staining your mask’s mouth-area with a fresh coating.
>Ugh, it stinks.
>The green 19 year-old stares at Val, then back to you.
>“What do we do?” asks he.
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>>30609257
>“W-what? Dude, I dunno, I addn’t been dealing this shit as long as you been buying it. How should I fuckin’ know?”
>“Hey, you watch your fuckin’ tone, Val. Watch your fuckin’ tone or else.”
>Val roles his eyes.
>“‘Kay. Sorry, Bend—”
>“Ah! No. That ain’t my name no more. Told you to call me ‘BMB’ man.”
>“BMB?”
>“Yeah, BMB. It’s an abbreviation. BMB.”
>“Like, of your name?”
>“Yeah, like my name. It’s an abbreviation, dude,” says ‘BMB’.
>He scoffs.
>“‘Ight, look, man, you gonna deal with me or naw?”
>Val sighs, bringing his bag of ‘treats’ up to BMB.
>“Yeah, yeah. I got ya some Fuzzywhite. Four pounds. Now you said you got eight hundred bucks.”
>Whoa.
>Spider-sense tingling again!
>Your eyes widen beneath your mask as you see BMB’s hand slide past the wallet in his pocket, instead reaching the gun in his jacket.
>He doesn’t have eight hundred dollars on him at all…
>You have to stop him!
>He’s gonna kill Valhallen!
>You’re not gonna let anyone die right here!
>Not tonight!
>You take a breath and…
“WAAAAAIT!”
>The two look at you expectantly, stopping at once.
>BMB’s hand stays near his gun in his jacket unbeknownst to Val.
>You’re not in the clear yet…
>At least you stopped him.
>“What?” says Val, confused.
“…That — ugh, my ribs — t-that’s illegal, y’know…”
>A bemused grin cracks up on BMB’s face.
>“Yeah? And?”
>You groan as you caress your side.
>Think you might’ve moved the wrong way when you yelled.
“I…I can’t let you do that…” you say, panting.
>You’re REALLY starting to hurt.
>Maybe a cut split or something.
“Don’t…do this…”
>They both groan.
>They’ve heard this speech before, you bet.
>“Fuckin’ good guys, man, I swear to fuck,” grumbles BMB.
>Val, mainly trying to seem cool, chuckles with him.
>“Ha, yeah! Heroes, am I right?”
>You look him straight in the eye.
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>>30609275
“...You’re m-making…a HUGE mistake, kid…”
>Val, gaining more confidence in himself, laughs.
>“Oh? Yeah? Why’s that? You gonna get me in trouble, babe? Gonna bleed on me till I surrender?” he says, kneeling before you.
>Again, you look at him through the white of your masked eyes.
“N-no…because he’s gonna kill you,” you say weakly.
>Val stops laughing that very instant.
>In fact, his face turns pale.
>“Wuh-what? He’s gonna—?”
>“Dude, don’t believe her. How the fuck she know what I have anyways? She’s fucking dyin’. She don’t know shit!”
>At that, Val chuckles nervously.
>“Y-yeah. Your right. She’s nuts. How DO you know if he has a gun, huh?”
>You continue to stare at him.
>It’s starting to creep him out.
>You know how to scare him outta this.
>You can’t help but smirk beneath your bloody mask.
“The same way I know your name, Valhallen.
>He drops the bag of cocaine.
>Even BMB looks spooked a little.
>“Alright…fuck this shit, yo,” says BMB.
>He pulls out his gun, aims it at Valhallen.
>“HOLY SHIT!”
“DON’T!”
>Quickly, you extend your arm to web the gun out of his hand…
“AGH!”
>Sadly, it’s dislocated,
>The gun fires, a loud sound echoing off the alley’s walls and a bright flare lights it for a fraction of a second.
“AUWGH!”
>Val falls to the ground, screaming, clutching his stomach as rich blood seeps through his hands.
>With a kick to the head from BMB, he goes unconscious.
>You look at him, hyperventilating.
“YOU KILLED HIM! YOU KILLED HIM YOU SON OF A BITCH!”
>He stares down at the bag of cocaine, then to you.
>He grins.
>You know what that type of grin means. He lowers himself to the ground, about to position hmself on top of you.
>He points the gun to your head.
>“I’ma have fun with you, girly. You and these fuckin’ hips.”
>His pressure atop your body is agony.
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>>30609285
>You’re going to kick his ass.
>You try to elbow him wth your good arm.
>He grabs it, holding you beneath him.
>“Oh, I’m gonna have me some fun tryin’ to get you outta this damn suit, babe…”
>As his hand starts to feel up your back, your try to wriggle out of his hold.
>It hurts.
>Your body, your muscles…
>Then, as blood exits your body, your vision fades.
“Nng…N-no…”
>The world darkens.
>You think you hear a car screech.
>Everything’s starting to sound…distant.
>Oh.
>Hey.
>It’s Anon’s car…
>And he brought bat with him…
>That’s nice.
>You go numb.
>Whew.
>Getting dizzy.
>Yeah, you teach him, Anon…
>Oh.
>He’s trying to tell you something now.
>You can’t hear him.
>Hey, your eyes are getting pretty heavy now, aren’t they?
>…
>It’s hard to breathe.

>Your eyes open.
>There’re only two sounds: your breath and a beep.
>Where are you?
>A dry sound escapes your throat.
>You didn’t mean to make it.
>The light blinds you.
>You’re too tired to lawl your head around.
>You feel so…stagnant.
>Even moving your eyes around the room, it’s impossible not to squint from the brightness.
>...
>Oh.
>You’re in a hospital room.
>What happened?
>In a chair at the corner of the room sits a man…
“...Anon?”
>Your voice is faint, a ghostly whisper, almost.
>Nevertheless, Anon wakes upon hearing you.
>“Hwa? Sunset? Oh my god,Sunset!”
>He rushes over to your bedside, eyes wide.
>“Sunset, oh my god…”
“Anon, what the hell happened?”
>...
>His shoulders drop.
>I know it’s not good news.
>“...Well, your ankle’s broken. Everything else you had started to heal. You needed blood, too.”
>You look at him with heavy eyes.
“Did he…?”
>“No. He didn’t. He…he never will again.”
>His voice trembles.
>“Oh god, I’m so glad you’re okay…”
>...
>You cry.

The fucking end. Sorry you read this. Sorry I wrote this.
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>>30609290
Embrace the haze and Sleep, you actually posted something. Have some hips. Would you prefer human or pone? And don't forget, struggle snuggling your sister while no one is watching is a great sleeping aid.
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>>30609290
So Anon beat him to death?
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>>30609329
I don't know. I don't think that's what I had in mind, but maybe I left it to interpretation.

>>30609328
Pone hips, senpai. And thanks. Sister Beans said you guys were good to her, so thanks for that too. Also, >implying I have a choice is she snuggles me or not

My one regret is that this green wasn't good.
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>>30609349
The reason why I asked was this part.
>“No. He didn’t. He…he never will again.”
Truth be told I would do the same thing.
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>>30609390
Yeah, I can see how that confuses you. It does imply that, I suppose. Still, I don't know if that was the intention.


So yeah. Thanks for reading a green where I almost have Brian Micheal Bendis rapes Sunset Shimmer. Gonne sleep now.
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>>30609390
That begs the question would Sunset ever forgive him for killing a man to protect her?
How would it effect him psychologically?
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>>30609328
i love this image more than i can put into words.
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>>30609349
Pone hips coming up
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>>30609591
>>30609349
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>>30609349
>>30609598
>>30609591
And here ya go.
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>>30609158
>So yeah,don't judge me too hard for this one.
Ok, I'll be gentle

>>30609252
>>Talented enough to go on broadway, become a model, a singer, actor…
>>He’s planned who he wants to be, and he has worked his whole life so that when he’s older, he will.
I can't be gentle!
that's not even projecting anymore

Anyway, you got very repetitive and redundant on your first post, sometimes even repeating yourself and it's becoming superfluous, verbose even
also: why is she starving? how long has she been laying there?

It's a mess at times and some stuff is only in it because your drugged mind told you it would be funny/cool, but only inserting it for that reason is very noticeable and dull
you can do it in a nonsense story like trep does with drunk sunset, but you were trying to go for something serious again. oh well...

and can you tell your hipsposting superfan to dial it down a notch, it's really annoying that he sucks your cock so hard
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>>30610890
>that's not even projecting anymore
To be honest, I was trying to make Anon an equivalent to Mary Jane. If I were to self-insert myself, I'd be a separate character, not Anon.

>Anyway, you got very repetitive and redundant on your first post, sometimes even repeating yourself and it's becoming superfluous, verbose even
>also: why is she starving? how long has she been laying there?
I literally can't answer you for why she is tarving. Maybe I was hungry at the time? I was on oxycodone, man. I only thought in loose thoughts and comparisons. I remember reading it later and hating this part though, what with the trinity of suckage. I mean, god, that was lame. It's fluff.

>It's a mess at times and some stuff is only in it because your drugged mind told you it would be funny/cool, but only inserting it for that reason is very noticeable and dull
>you can do it in a nonsense story like trep does with drunk sunset, but you were trying to go for something serious again. oh well...
Again, I had no rational thought. The best way I can describe it was that I was thinking in cliches. You can tell my drugged-out mind was just like "I did good" by the end, and just quickly wrapped it up.

>and can you tell your hipsposting superfan to dial it down a notch, it's really annoying that he sucks your cock so hard
Keep the insults to me, please. He's not doing anything wrong.

And look, I usually don't argue back with those who criticize me, but I think you might have read this thinking I was being dead serious. I wasn't. The green is shit. I know this now. I honestly expected people to laugh at it. I made Bendis almost rape Sunset. I posted this cause I thought it was funny looking back at it. I asked if anyone was interested, they were, I told them it was silly and I posted it. There's a reason this green isn't on my pastebin. Your criticism is good, but your attitude is not. Sorry you didn't like the green that I posted because it was bad.
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>>30609462
I think Sunset would forgive him, after all I'm pretty sure she still remembers when Doc Oct took control of her body and killed Massacre.
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>>30611350
You told us it was weird and silly but it wasn't, you had one strange cameo and the tone was serious.
Unless you don't know the meaning of the word "weird" as you announced the story.
You should have dryly said that it's bad for various reasons and that you know a few places where it is bad, but no, you said it's weird, making us think it's goofy and fun

if you don't want criticism, don't post it. This is not tumblr, you're not above criticism just because you created content. I'm not insulting you, I'm telling you what was among the things that went wrong.
either make nonsense or make it serious

>I was trying to make Anon an equivalent to Mary Jane
didn't come across like that

>Keep the insults to me, please. He's not doing anything wrong.
I fail to see where I insulted you or him, and he is kissing your ass for no reason other than your presence
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>>30611384
If Octavia takes over Sunset's body will her voice stay the same or turn British?
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>>30611585
Octavia is smart enough to emulate american speech pattern, maybe with only the occasional slip
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>>30611585
Well what if Anon knows that she took control of Sunset's body? does she still use the American speech pattern?
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>>30611620
Meant for >>30611596
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>>30611620
>>30611623
when he realizes he's able to keep it secret and play along for the moment
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>>30611638
I wonder if they will still be in a relationship. Will Shocker Vinyl join the good guys since Octavia is Spider-Woman now?
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>>30611671
vinyl isn't shocker in my story, so I wouldn't know
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>>30611765
Makes me wonder how Anon finds out. Her shift in musical taste or eating habbits or anything else
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>>30612651
>Sunset's music taste changes from college rock songs to Mozart.
>She is strangely distant to you and her friends.
>She is watching soccer early in the morning.
>She is drinking a lot more tea than usually.
>Sunset is complaining on how the driver seat is at the wrong side.
Something's wrong here.
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>>30612746
I Can't Understand What My Spider-Horse Waifu is Saying!
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>>30612746
He then asks if she got a new haircut or something
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>>30612997
Sunset "Octavia" Shimmer looks at him like he's retarded.
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>>30612746
Would Octavia still date Anon?
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>>30613133
Well in the comics where Doc Ock took control of Peter he also gained his memories and through that we learned why he does it. Ock becomes Spider-Man and still does the superhero thing, but is more brutal towards some villains like Massacre (which Ock shoots him in the head with a handgun) until Peter takes control back.
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>>30613174
That doesn't answer my question
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>>30613191
What I'm trying to say it's a maybe, using that as a concept, Octavia has all Sunset memories mixed with her own.
She knows everything from Sunset fillyhood all the way to her being Spider-Woman and the memories of Anon including lewd moments.
It really depends on which way the writer wants to go.In one instance she can say.
>Imagine Sunset with a posh English voice.
>"You know love, I personally prefer females, but you can make quite the exception."
Another could be that she distances herself away from Anon afraid to break his heart telling him Sunset is gone.
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>>30613249
There we go.
And that makes sense
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>>30613268
Like I said it could go either way although the thought of Sunset suddenly having a British accent would be funny.
>Octavia does know how to sound American, but she slips up sometimes.
>"I'm on the telly- I mean I'm on the phone."
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>>30613336
Very true. Kinda want to see Sunset say Tally Hoo or something like that in a British accent
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>>30613357
I wonder what Anon would react to "Sunset" headshotting Massacre?
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>>30613431
Shock i guess
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>>30613133
she respects his wits and the way he works in the lab (at the moment he's working in Flimdustries under her, after all)
If she'd have a body his age it's not implausible that she'd be interested, would it?

I know exactly where in my story I'd put it, however, I don't think that I will insert it. I don't even think I make Octavia a villain, I kinda came to like her.
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>>30614143
I can see that.
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>>30614143
So what you're saying is that Octavia could be a cougar.
That's kinky.
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>>30614787
Cougars are always good. Has there ever been a cougar hero?
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>>30615553
Not what I'm aware of.
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>>30615553
She Hulk counts, kinda, and off the top of my head Power Girl from DC would definitely be a cougar.
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>>30615733
Huh. Wouldn’t have guessed those 2
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>>30617250
>2 of the most lewd and sexually active girls, if not the most lewd and sexually active girls, not being cougars
Come on, have you seen any screenshots of them, Power Girl doesn't go a day without teasing villains into submission, and She Hulk is a (Obviously) famous lawyer that gets it on with other famous celebrities.
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>>30617275
Never read their comics and only saw artwork of them
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>>30617552
They are some lewd buff ladies....kinda like what and attractive Female Rhino would look like I would imagine.
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>>30617608
I can agree with that
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>>30614646
>>30614787
I'm most likely not gonna do it because I don't know how to add my own good flavour to it and I don't want to carbon copy it from superior Spider-Man

>>30614787
>>30615553
>cougar
not sure, I don't have her that old
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>>30618102
A cougar can be in 30s.
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>>30618893
H-hail spider...
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>>30618893
>>30621011
>Sunset starts eating the petals.
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>>30621034
And I thought my dick couldn'the get any harder.
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>>30621229
>It's your anniversary and you decide to do something a bit special.
>Buy a shit load of roses and leave a trail of petals starting from the window Sunset usually comes in from to the bedroom.
>Wait for a few hours.
>Hear the click of the window opening.
>It takes her longer than usual for her to follow a trail.
>You soon get your answer when the door opens and Sunset's lips are stuffed with petals and a few others stragglers across her right cheek.
>She will never eat more off you.
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should have an update tomorrow
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>>30622064
>tfw you will never be a petal covered sushi platter for weebset
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>>30623221
It hurts
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>>30625058
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>>30625058
>>30625526
the thread needs to go out with more style

what's your favourite comic storyline? and why is it not One More Day?
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>>30625874
as far as spider-man is concerned?
the one time in ultimate when just everyone (or Human Torch and Iceman) moved in with him and Aunt May
They were fun reads at times, and I want to have a good time with comics, usually not something gritty or deep.
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>>30625874
Because One Last Day is only marginally better than anything Marvel's made in the last two years.
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>>30627041
>not having read Vote Loki
I know what they tried to cram down our throats, but it was fun
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>>30625874
Good question. Don't really have a favorite, per se, but when I was young, I liked the Ultimate Spider-Man comics. I only read so far until it became a bit too "Bendis". I also read the early issues of Miles Morales. I honestly thought they should have played with the fact that he was 13 a bit more. That's what stuck out to me. It wasn't his skin or heritage, but his age. Say what you will about him now, but I personally think he had good routes and will be remembered after Marvel's SJW phase just as fondly. He'll be like Steel was to Superman in the 90's, but more integral and known.

My absolute favorite comic run ever has got to be Marvel's Godzilla run, not only for starring my boy the G-man, but for being pure, classic Marvel. It's just saturated in the 70's Marvel feeling with the friggin' Champions, S.H.I.E.L.D., and so on...It ended perfectly, too.
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>>30627076
>Dat lip bite tells you that she wants some ceiling action.
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Should I post the next update now or wait for the next thread?
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>>30628192
I would say wait until next thread since we have 30 posts left.
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>>30628221
True. At least I'll have it ready for tomorrow
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Anyone got a green where Spider-Shimmer quips?
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>>30629076
Where they was one where Sunset was opening a tuna can for a quick meal before heading for crime fighting. Singing.
>"Spider-Shim, Spider Shim, she just opened a tuna can."
>Then Anon had a giggle.
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>>30629166
Do we have a spider shimm song?
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>>30629437
No. And we need one. To close the thread, that is.
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Let's kill this thread so the new one can be made.
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What if Sunset gets scared easily and Anon takes advantage of it and scares her every opportunity he has.
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>>30605997
>and needed someone of them to come fetch her to minimize risk.
of them*?
>After you are inside the marvel of technology and were given a keycard to have access to all the areas you are allowed to have access to and were made roughly familiar with the floor plan you get an hour to move into your VIP rooms.
One giant run on sentence
>>30606012
>He needs not have an erection if he wants to fill you.
wat?
>>30606012
>“Uhh... Mile high club is a go,” he puts his thumbs up. “But you’re really putting out some mayor rape-y vibes just now. Come-”,
I know you wanted to major*, but mayer rape is pretty funny.
>>30606017
>Within an heartbeat all your arousal came back.
a*
>>30606024
>As you’re spread further your heel hit the side of the hard, as you needed to react to the sensation somehow.
Hard* what?
>>30606029
>The sensation you had carved earlier bas back
craved*, has*
>>30606034
>“You make the funniest noises.”
Did she whinny?
Excellent foreplay smut Untitled, looking forward to either cockblocking from Spitfire/Treehugger/Earth Sunset, or an embarrassed Sunset trying to milk Anon for all he's worth, or villains ruining shit.
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>>30627076
She wants it raw today.
>>30630454
Then things like getting his dick karate chopped happens...or she is just okay with it from Anon and uses it as an excuse to get close too him.
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>>30630454
>>30630514
>Anon spookes Sunset causing her to shoot webs and fall on her butt while doing a yelp of surprise.
>"ANON!"
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>>30609290
Neat
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>>30630524
>When Anon starts doing it and catching her she just grumbles, scrunches up her face, and nuzzles him angrily.
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>>30630533
>Sometimes her own webbing gets on her face on how it lands.
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>>30630538
Kek
>Then when Cook Anon comes around he is chewing on a carrot
>Asks whats up Doc Oc in Bug's Bunny's voice
>Offers to pry her off with the spatula if she doesn't want to have some sexy time right now
>After doing it or not doing she gets pried off the floor
>Does nothing but say, "You know, this means war"
"And that kids is how we conceived you during our longest prank war yet. We did on the ceiling in your bedroom to be specific. Pretty sure it was one of your mothers Vietnam style leg traps. Gosh that was fuc-I mean fun. Yes. Fun. Not absolutely hot and a reminder of why I married her....what were we talking about again?"
>The kids only stare at you and Mama Spider as she facepalms her blush into the table.
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>>30630548
>"Moon damn it Anon the twins are only seven."
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>>30630585
"Yeah, But Sours Twins are 13, they get it."
>Enter Sour in a apron and a newspaper hitting Anon over the head
>"ANON YOU ASSHOLE, STOP GROSSING OUT THE KIDS UNLESS YOUR GIVING ME SOME ON THE TABLE! SUNSET, DONT ACT LIKE YOU DONT ENJOY EVERY MINUET OF THIS! Kids, please finish your breakfast, Anon needs to take you all to school soon. After that, Sunset needs to bring her lunchbag with her, and Anon needs to take us furniture shopping. MOVE IT PEOPLE!"
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I'll post pics periodically until the new thread is made when people get up, well before I go to bed anyways.
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>>30630940
I think I am going to bed, goodnight thread, make sure to have a replacement when I wake up.
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>>30630996
I'm ready, sleep well

>>30630509
8 post update and just 1 post update of nitpicks of mistakes?
I'm improving
thanks Internet Explorer Anon
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>>30631005
No problem, still don't get why its so funny to like Internet Explorer, but whatever. One more for the road.
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>>30631015
were you born past 2000?
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