Lyra thread

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>>30541899

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>>30541908

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>>30541908
UPDATE NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER

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>>30541914
Very happy mint!

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>>30542048

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>>30541899
Been waiting for this. Of course I'm 5000 miles away from my computer

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>>30542095
Are you that one anon who went to a research station in the arctic? He posted in the map thread a few times.

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>>30542062

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>>30542215
Nope. Sorry, im not that interesting.

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>>30542062
How many green pones are there even? I cam only really think of some bg pegasi and that bubblegum mare

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>>30542338
But how did you get so far away from your computer?

>>30542270
Cute mint.

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She's top whore
I'd find a job that pays so well I could afford to keep her at home all week long

>>30544585
>he fell for the shinodage meme

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>>30543971
Gotta see relatives. And pick up my grandfathers gun

>>30544585
A drunk Argentine's headcanon is not fact.

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>you just moved in with Lyra Heartstrings, your marefriend for just over a year
>you begin to notice an odd behavior of hers
>when she sees a spider, she lunges after it and happily munches it down

What, if anything, do you do?

>>30545897
Be grateful. I hate spiders.

>>30545897
It's cute when she does it, as long as she understands that I won't be accepting any kisses for a day afterwards.

>>30545897
Hope to fucking god she doesn't do the cooking in this hypothetical relationship scenario otherwise I would question what exactly I've been eating.

>>30545897
Complement her. Where the fuck did this meme come from?

>>30546775
Probably from the same guy who forced the Flitter cockvore, the Glimmer having her clit removed, and those three mares being traps. Just another shitty forced meme.

>>30546936
Eh, I doubt it'll last

>>30548760
ponies are reptilians, not mammals, and you can't prove otherwise

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>>30546005
But Lyra wants you to try her crunchy tempura surprise...

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>>30548944
Do reptiles have hooves? Also, there was one episode where they said coat when talking about their fur, and that term isn't used to reference reptile skin. Also, Ponk made the baby bottle balloon, which would only exist to simulate a nipple.

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>>30549774
Mint loves her some scritches.

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>>30549917
Lyra is trying to get into the herring, again. Maybe she's been on a European folk music binge.

>>30550613
Oh shit!

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>>30550534
Do ponies like little fishes? A little pony eating little fishies would be cute

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MINTY

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Mintendo Wii U

>>30552182
What is she going to do with the poison joke?

>>30552167
The little horses need to get protein and omega3s somewhere.

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>>30552227

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>>30544921
>>30545262
This. I don't get why he's so popular.

>>30546005

>Lyra's turn to cook tonight.
>You've been living with her for a year, and she's sweet, funny, and agreeably kooky.
>You also detest spiders. Can't stand the little buggers
>So, Lyra gets rid of them for you. You were grateful...until you saw exactly how she was doing that. Like, an hour ago.
>She didn't know you were looking. She just chewed once and swallowed it down
>You could barely keep from gagging when you saw it
>She's a little weird about her medications, too. Keeps them in the fridge. On a hunch, you checked the bottles
>And sure enough, one of them contained fresh spiders. Big ones.
>She's at the table with you, plowing through her seafood tempura with gusto.
>You're picking at yours, trying not to imagine that the crispy little things are actually spiders, and not, as Lyra calls them, "Softshell Gryphonica Red Spider crabs."
>And damned if they don't look like the ones in the big bottle.
>And even worse...they're delicious. They're about your favorite dish since coming to Equestria, and she cooks them a lot.
>She notices you're not eating. "What's wrong, Anon?" she asks, concern in her voice. "You normally inhale this when I fix it. Is everything okay?"
>You look down at the plate of crunchy fried "spider crabs" and the seafood salad beside it, and back at her. Her face reflects her worry. "I'm...a little off my feed tonight," you say.
>You aren't lying. Your face is distinctly greenish. "I think lunch is disagreeing with me a bit. Uh...do you want this? Don't want it to go to waste," you say.
>Her face softens. She smiles. "True that," she says. "They're pretty pricy. I get a good deal on them, but yeah, let's not waste them." You slide the plate over to her and she munches through them.
>later, in bed, after an energetic session of lovemaking, you find yourself staring at the dark ceiling for a long, long time.

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>>30552708
>>30545897
why tho?

>>30553059

Don't ask me, mang, I just writefag here.

Just seemed like an interesting idea.

>>30552708
That was funny, man, well done.

>>30552708
I never understood why people don't eat stuff that tastes good if they find out what kind of creature it is. Good green.

>>30553399

Tarantulas are supposed to be delicious cooked.

>>30553399

I could picture Lyra trying some actual bacon and going nutso for it, until she finds out hyoomahns make it out of pork. From pigs.

Cue her going full "Crying Game" in the shower until someone talks her out of it.

Alternately, after a few moments of shock, she figures that, as you said, there's no point in getting upset about it since she's not ill, it tasted great, pigs aren't sapient, ponies raise pigs to sell to other races for meat and besides, she didn't kill it anyway. So now she loves bacon and decides to try other human foods, including meat.

Including earth horse. Which aren't sapient either. And she's just warped enough to revel in the reactions of other ponies.

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Besides spiders, what is Lyra's favorite food?

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>>30553891

Bon Bons, of course.

>>30553891

Pizza. Who doesn't like 'zah?

>>30552888
I want to keep Lyra warm and cozy.

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>>30553891
this or something

>>30554645
A Schoko-Bon!

>>30554929
kek

>>30550613
What kind of cruel bastard would deceive poor Lyra like this?

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I didn't even force this spider thing very hard, like four posts.

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>>30556541
It was silly, Lyra is silly. Perfect match.

>>30556656
When I saw >>30545897 pic, I thought of a dog eating a spider, which is why I posted it.

>>30556541
You reap what you sow.

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>>30557958

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>>30559015

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Can someone post the Patreon version of this? Without the watermark.

>>30559083
Lyra's fuzzy ears could always use a good scratch.

>>30559015
What a cute little genius.

>>30559319
Seconded

>>30556541
Maybe it is a natural thing? What would Lyra's favorite spider be?

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>>30560386
Poisonous ones to keep her husbando safe

>"So...this kind of thing happens a lot around here?"
>You're Anon, and you're lying down, relaxing beside your live-in marefriend.
>On the ceiling.
>Yeah. It's been one of THOSE days. At least chocolate milk isn't raining outside this time, and the furniture isn't animated. Discord isn't involved, apparently.
>You've met him. He's not a bad guy, once you get to know him.
>"Well, it USED to," she says. "It seemed like something weird would happen a couple of times a month. Everypony just...got used to it. We'd have town meetings, the Mayor worked with Canterlot to come up with civil action plans, they held free workshops for volunteers. We'd come up with scenarios and drill. The first thing they drilled into us was BACE."
>"Base?"
>"B.A.C.E." she pronounces each letter seperately. "Breathe. Assess. Calculate. Execute.
>Outside the kitchen window, a school of brightly-colored fish with giant, carnivorous teeth swims by through the air, upside down from your perspective. Once the initial panic had died down, the whole thing was becoming fascinating.
>Even a little amusing. She'd been the one to help you focus on your breathing, told you to close your eyes and breathe and listen to her voice, utterly calm and collected.
>It's just as well that this happened inside. If you'd been outside, you'd both be sailing through the ionosphere right now.
>Lyra continues.
>"First, breathe. Whatever's happening, if you're not immediately dead or bleeding, you're probably okay for at least the moment. Even if you ARE hurt, you're not doing yourself or anyone else any good if you're panicking. Get that under control." She's bouncing a rubber ball against the floor beneath you, catching it in her hooves when it comes back up.
>Magic is wonky right now. She'd tried to catch it in her magic, shortly after local gravity had reversed, and instead she'd accidentally blasted a hole in the floor with a bolt of lightning she HADN'T been trying to cast.

>>30560541
She didn't even KNOW that spell.
>"You start telling yourself right off the bat that, whatever's happenining, you can handle it. You're either right or you're not. Most of the time, though, you are. Mindset is the most important thing in a crisis, a negative attitude gets a pony hurt or killed faster than anything else." Tap tap tap goes the red rubber ball. She's amazingly good with those hooves.
>"Second, you assess. You get to a safe place if there IS one as fast as possible and get anypony else there with you if you can. You check for injuries, then you start first sharing information with other ponies. If you're already in a safe place, you stay there. We're safe for the moment, so..."
>You're not so sure about that. You hear rumbles and bangs outside, far away. Whatever's happening, it's major.
>"Most of the time, you sit and wait until the authorities--or whoever's handling it--does their thing. That's the police and emergency workers first, with the Elements helping as they need to, or the militia. If it's something that ONLY the elements can help with, they do--whatever it is that needs doing while the authorities just concentrate on keeping order, giving them a clear field to work with and helping anypony that needs it. You stay out of the way."
>There's a deafening explosion and a roar that sounds like Hell itself opened up. Maybe it has. Apparently there actually IS a Hell, and here it's called Tartarus. Really made you think. Or panic, that was thratening to rise again.
>Lyra's dulcet voice is soothing and rythmic, and you deliberately tune out the outside distractions and listen to it. Breathe. Calm down, Anon, you're fine, both of you are fine.

>>30560548
>the ball bounces against the floor every couple of seconds with a gentle tapping sound. tap...tap...tap...like a metronome. You feel the warmth of her body next to you and the feel of her silken fur against you.
>Gradually your breathing eases again. You open your eyes, and outside, you see trees ambulating past. There's a flash, and first one of them and then another explodes into burning kindling. There's a rainbow colored streak that suddenly pauses, and you see Rainbow Dash, holding a tiny, scared-looking filly in her forelegs.
>She says something to the kid, smiling reassuringly, and the little filly giggles. And then they're both gone. "Damn," you say, wonder and awe momentarily driving away fear and apprehension. "It's like having a real-life superhero team next door."
>"Just knowing that that helps a lot," she says, smiling. "They're completely bucking crazy, all of them. But if you need help, you don't want anypony else beside you." Giant-ass snakes made of fire and lava swim by in the air outside, and you close your eyes again. You fucking hate snakes.
>Wait, was that Applejack riding one of them? You think you recognize her from the market. You can't tell for sure, but the pony is orange, wearing a stetson and she's snarling and punching the giant burning serpent in the back of the head with a booted hoof over and over, and you can hear the thuds even through the walls of the house.

>>30560558
>"Once you're someplace safe, start administering first aid. Treat the worst cases first. Every block has a block captain, and she's trained for basic first aid, she gives orders to everyone else if they don't know. She does a quick headcount and we start first aid for anypony who needs it. Ponyville's small enough that most of us know pretty much everypony else, so that helps." tap...tap...tap.
>"You can't get a business license here or rent out properties without taking a first aid test and getting a refresher annually. Not everypony likes that, but..." you hear the shrug in her voice. "It's free, it's a day or two of your time, and it's better than running a motel or a boarding house and not being able to help your guests or customers when something happens."
>There's another series of explosions, disturbingly close. tap...tap...tap goes the ball.
>"Once you've got first aid down, then you..Calculate. You come up with a plan. Most of the time, your plan is going to be very simple. Just wait, take care of each other, keep each other calm.
>"If you have to leave, you discuss what you're going to do and where you're going to go and who does what, the next closest place that should be safe and the fastest, safest way to get everypony there. that's usually where the arguments start, when some flankhole decides that they'd rather be in charge. So this is more of an ideal than reality, but you have to deal with that as it comes.

>>30560562
>She mutters a name under her breath. It sounds like "Filthy Rich."
>"Anyway, then you Execute. Carry the plan out, whether it's 'Wait until it's over and the authorities sound the All-Clear,' or 'Evacuate to the a safer location,' or 'Repel zomponies.'"
>Your eyes fly open. "Wait a second, there's zomponies here?" "Zombies? Like, walking dead?" You look over at her. "No foolin'?"
>She looks amused, and stops bouncing her ball. "No foolin'. Flim Flam brothers and their traveling medicine show last year. Their Mane and Tail Tonic had tana leave extract or something. It worked, just don't use it in a mortuary. Which is bad because it was the best mane shampoo I've ever had..." she looks irritated for a moment. "Dumb zomponies..."
>How the HELL are those two brothers not dead or in jail yet? it's a mystery to you. >Thunder rumbles outside, and the sky abruptly darkens. Fire rains from the heavens. You see a small giggling pink pony bouncing by the window, apparently having the time of her life. A second later, you see another, and another, and then a veritable army of hundreds of identical pink, curly-maned ponies comes by, the fire passing harmlessly by them and through them.

>>30560585
>You belatedly recognize the waittress from Sugarcube Corner. Behind them, a crab roughly the size of a small factory ambles past, with several identical pink ponies, a small purple-maned unicorn you recognize as the town librarian, a yellow pegasus, and the white unicorn pony who runs the clothing boutique riding it. She's sitting behind the head, apparently barking instructions to the crustacean.
>Lyra gently closes your gaping jaw with a hoof.
>You wonder, not for the first time, just what in the HELL is going on out there.
>Three of the pink ponies appear at the window. "HEY LYRA, HEY NONNY!' they call in perfect unison, waving gaily. "How's it going? You guys okay in there?"
>They seem utterly unfazed by the fact that you're both sitting on the ceiling.
>"We're okay," Lyra calls back. "So what's going on out there?"
>"Oh, you know, the usual," they shrug. "We're running a special at the store, the Free Foal Press got a new editor, escaped undead sorcerer from Tartarus is trying to take over the world, that kind of thing. No biggie. We should have it taken care of in a little bit." They look at you closely. "Hey, do you know you guys are on the ceiling? That looks like fun!"

>>30560589
>"Yeah, it happened just little while ago," Lyra says.
>"It's okay," you say nonchalantly. "We had a little problem with change falling out of my pockets, but other than that, it's been kind of fun."
>Surprisingly enough, you realize you're not just acting. Sometime ago, the fear had finally evaporated, to be slowly replaced with growing wonder. And if Lyra is unconcerned by all of this, why should YOU be?
>She's beside you, with you. Whatever's going on, as long as she's with you, you can handle it. You pull her in snugly against you, and she relaxes into your warmth.
>"Oh yeah, we're having a 'Hey, We Stopped the Ancient Prophecy And Kept The Meanie Undead Sorcerer From Destroying The World' theme party after this," say the Pinkies in perfect unison. "You're invited, if you guys wanna come along. Everyone's invited!" She/they look off at something in the distance, and their eyes go starry.
>"Oh--OH! We gotta go, there's giant cake golems coming over the hill! And they're CHOCOLATE! STAND BACK, GUYS! I'VE GOT THIS!" they yell. They look back at you. "I was made for this moment," they say with grim determination, smirking.
>And with that, they're gone.

>>30560594
>"Hold on," says Lyra. She disengages herself from your grip and trots across the ceiling toward the wall over the refrigerator. She hops "upward" and snags the handle of the freezer compartment, and then opens the refrigerator to retrieve a bottle of soda.
>You have NO idea how hooves can be so dextrous, even now.
>"Catch!" it takes two tries for her to figure out the logistics of throwing something, since the change in gravity only seems to affect living things, not inanimate objects. But you finally catch first one bottle, and then another.
>She deftly retrieves a couple of long bendy straws from a drawer, and drops back "down" onto the ceiling with them in her mouth. Trotting over to you, she gives you one, and you both open your sodas, carefully holding them "upside down" relative to you.
>You stick your crazy straws into them and sip. Your eyes meet.
>Smiling, you click your bottles together. "To us," you say.
>"To us," she says, smiling. You sip your sodas, talking about nothing much.
>An hour or so later, gravity abruptly reverses. Lyra catches you both with her magic just in time, lowering you both gently to the ground.
>It's just another day in Equestria.

>>30560598
https://pastebin.com/sRsyGMA0

Lyra must live

that's the pony that keeps telling me ponies are not for sexual

>>30560907
It's reverse psychology, used by many tsunderes to try and make you WANT to do sexual with them. Quite ingenious.

>>30560936
It's very effective.

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>>30560412
How thoughtful. Truly the kindest and most caring pony there is

>>30560598
Very nice green, man.

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>>30560598
I like nice, calm Lyra.

>>30561196
Nice find, saved

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>>30561578
Calm and qyoot

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>>30559319
I want those teeth to give me love nibbles.

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Little known fact: Lyra worked for Vermin Supreme's failed presidential campaign.

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How would you comfort a broken Lyra?

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>>30563473
Hey, I like that Vermin Supreme man!

>>30563480

Ear scritches. Lots of them.

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>>30563493

We all did, Anon. We all did.

He was the only candidate who truly represented the people.

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>>30563480
I would lay beside her and pet her side. Then I would cradle her and let her say what's on her mind.

>>30556656
Hot

>>30563650
Hey, I was the one to request this neat.

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Socks

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Lyra is so pretty.

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>>30563480
Alcohol, it's the best way I know of

>>30565684
Careful with that, ponies aren't metabolic garbage disposals like humans are. Lyra could probably nurse one Pabst all night and be super fucked up.

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>>30565375

Lyra bein' cool n' shit.

>>30565769

>Be Lyra. And the goddesses must hate you.
>You're face-down in your pillow. Your mouth tastes like cats have done their business in it.
>And then they died there, and somepony buried them in your mouth.
>Your head is spiinning. Your stomach is a sickly boiling pot of acid you could use to smelt mithril ore. You attempt to raise up, but your face is stuck to your pillow. "Auuuugh..." you moan.
>You stick out a hoof and touch something...warm, smooth, slightly fuzzy. Oh. Right, Anon. Okay.
>"Morning," you hear. Your head throbs with every word. You clap your hooves over your ears, which are flattened against your head in a desperate effort to keep out the noise.
>"Oh Luna...kill me, please," you moan.
>"Hangover?" you hear. He sounds weirdly amused. Bastard.
"YOU'RE BREATHING TOO LOUD!" you hiss, your voice muffled. 'STOP BREATHING!"
>You stumble out of bed, the pillow still glued to your face, and stumble blindly into a wall headfirst. Oh, right, maybe you should have tried to pull it off before getting up. Just a thought. "Owww..."
>You fall over. "Hold on," you hear. A second later, you feel hands grabbing the pillow, and it's gone. You blink, your eyes watering at the sudden glare.
>It's actually fairly dark in the bedroom, but to your light-sensitive eyes, it's like staring into Celestia's sun, and it sends icicles of agony inro your head. Your stomach lurches.
>You're not sure how you got here, but you're over the toilet and Anon is holding your mane away from your face while your body tries to rid itself of everything you've consumed in approximately the last six months.
>You glance at the hideous mess (when in Tartarus did last eat carrots?) smell the stink of liquor and half-digested Neighponese food, and suddenly you're vomiting again. You finally finish and fall back onto the floor, moaning.
>he offers you a glass of cold water, and you wash your mouth out and spit into the toilet.

>>30565857

>You lie there against the porcelain, shivering, while Anon simply strokes your back and mane. It's soothing, almost enough to make you forget you're sicker than you've ever imagined it was possible for a pony to feel.
>"Ahh luna, I'm dead," you moan. "I'm dead and this is Tartarus..."
>"You're not dead," says Anon. "You just wish you were. You're hung over. Like, epically hung over."
>"Nuh uh," you say, swallowing. "I've been hung over. This is like a punishment from the Goddesses. Oh god..." your stomach shifts queasily, in time with your screaming headache. Every muscle feels like it's been beaten individually with a hammer. Even your TEETH hurt.
>And your horn...oh Celestia preserve you...
>Anon disappears briefly. A minute later, he's back, with a glass of something. He hands you some pills. "Aspirin. Drink it with this. Slowly."
>You dry-swallow the aspirin and then sip your drink. It's orange juice, it's ice-cold and sweet and...you detect just a touch of salt in it.
>It's the most delicious thing you've ever tasted.
>"Slowly," he says. "Don't bolt it or you'll lose it. Just sip it. It'll put some of your fluid and salt back. You're dehydrated."
>you sit there on the bathroom floor, sipping your ice cold salted OJ for a few minutes, your headache slowly easing in slow increments. Your memory of last night is a blur.
>"What happened?" you ask.
>"Before or after you climbed the table and started air-guitaring 'Goldfish Warning?'" he asks.
>"....uh...after?" You don't remember that. But.."I DO remember something--a fight?" You have vague memories of an argument with a very short pony.
>"You got into a fight with a fire hydrant," says Anon. "You declared yourself the winner, and then you climbed on top of it and pronounced it the sovereign property of the nation of Heartstringia. Then you tried to take it home with you."
>You still don't remember. "Oh maaaaan...what else?"
>Anon ticks them off on his fingers.

>>30565907

>"You also tried to tackle a tree, you climbed into a dumpster and declared your intention to live there, and then you tried to prove you could write your name in the snow.."
>"Oh luna..."
>"And it turns out you totally can, which was...interesting, because you peed in an ice machine. Then you got your head stuck in a lampshade and panicked, leading to a fifteen minute chase through two stores and some mare's house..." He pauses. "I have pictures," he says, and you can hear the amusement in his voice.
>You cradle your head in your hands, wishing you could melt into the floor. "H-how many?" you ask, shakily. "How many did I have?"
>"Just the one," he says. "One Quadruppel."
>No. It had to have been like a thousand. It had to have been gallons. "Nooooo..." you say.
>"Yep," he says cheerfully. "Just the one. You ponies are lightweights. I drank like, six."
>You look at him sullenly over your delicious glass of salty-sweet OJ. He has no right to look this good when you're dying here. "I hate you," you say darkly. "With lasers."
>He chuckles. "I love you too. Now let's get some more fluids in you, sweetie."
>it's a dead, do-nothing-and-recover kind of day.

>>30565945
Cute shenanigans!

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>>30565945
>with lasers
Kek

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Remember: All you need is love.

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Lyra has big ideas, and I think we should encourage them.

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Little known LyraFact: For a couple of years, Lyra served as the plucky sidekick and general thaumaturgical advisor to a pair of paranormal investigators from another universe.

It's a LyraFact!

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Lyra knows what she needs, and gets what she wants.

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LyraFact: though a musician by trade and natural talent, Lyra's previous profession was actually weapons design and engineering. Mathematics and music intersect, after all, and Canterlot was only too happy to put a gifted inventor to work for the good of all Equestria.

Of course, thanks to the Agency, she remembers none of her service. Perhaps it's just as well, since she appreciates her quiet life in Ponyville.

It's a LyraFact!

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>>30566713
Neato, got anymore friend?

>>30566750

LyraFact: Lyra authored a series of popular books on the existence of an ancient race of primate-descended sapient aliens, and is a frequent guest on Bella Sara's "Across the Continent" radio program. While regarded as a crank by most serious scholars, she is nevertheless directly responsible for the discovery of no less than three ancient prehistoric sites and a number of artifacts that seem to predate recorded equine history, and has garnered a cult following.

It's a LyraFact!

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>>30566817

>Forgot to post interview pic

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Lyrafact: Lyra designed the now-infamous ad campaign for Blue Pegasus Energy Drink, resulting in multiple parliamentary hearings and a class-action lawsuit by the Equestrian League of Decency. Blue Pegasus vs. EDL eventually led to sweeping liberalization of Equestrian morality law, and Jack Steeple, founder and former head of the EDL, refocused the organization's attention on videogames such as Martal Combat afterward.

It's a LyraFact!

>>30566653
But Lyra likes it bare...

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Lyrafact: the cross-temporal existential crisis codenamed "The Two Lyras," or "Lyra^2" by authorities, was somewhat less serious than initial reports indicated. Said one "John Smith" afterward, "Why can't they all be like this? This was literally too cute for words."

It's a LyraFact!

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LyraFact: Lyra is an ardent supporter of the right to keep and arm bears.

It's a LyraFact!

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As we have plainly seen, Lyra is perfection in pony form.

It's a LyraFact.

>>30566588
Lyra's love is complete nutrition.

>>30568495
Is it rainy where you are, too?

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>>30568912
It's been for a few weeks. Yesterday and the day before there was a little

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>>30568912
>>30569253
It's been raining quite a bit over yonder as well.
A sign?

>>30568495
I would like to sit and watch the rain with Lyra

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>>30569282
A second flood? Quick, we must choose two images of Lyra to save

SAVE LYRA!

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>>30545262
>tfw just watched an Argentine lose at poker to a Brit

>>30570493
Falklands v2

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>>30566817
a number of artifacts and Then some..

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>Promo shot from the upcoming sitcom, "Married with Foals."

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Your memories make you who are.

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What kinds of music would Lyra like, do you think? Most musicians like a variety.

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>>30571898
She would like classical, but also progressive rock. I think Yes would be her favorite band.

>>30571553
LYLY P10 SAVE

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>>30573142

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>>30573182
Don't hurt the Lyra, she is for loving.

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>>30573293
What a sweet little mare.

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>>30569565
So the two Lyrae can fug and make more?

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>>30573347
ADORABLE LITTLE MINTY CREATURE

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Does Lyra smell like mint?

>>30573895
No, because she isn't real.

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>>30574227

I deny your reality and substitute my own.

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>>30574227
Not with that a attitude.

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>>30573895

I actually imagined she'd smell more like green tea.

Possibly with mint.

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>>30572179

The idea that Lyra is a prog rock devotee amuses and pleases me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWNhTSiDS3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRj2XuSYeVw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3E8lL6HqfA

I've also pegged her for a fan of the Floyd. And Gentle Giant.

>>30574339
That looks more like kratom or wasabi. I thought green tea came in whole leaf form?

>>30574583

I think it's matcha. It makes bomb ass ice cream.

>>30574583

Imagine if she did smell like wasabi when she got excited.

Sushi becomes part of the lovemaking process

>>30573895
She smells like pony

>>30553891
Human penis
Only for SUCC though

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From a former Lyra thread

>"Hey Anon! Hey Anon!"
>You look up from the book you are reading to see Lyra galloping towards you
>Setting your book aside you pat the open space next to you
"What can I do for you, Lyra?"
>She jumps up next to you, spins around twice before plopping her flanks down and look up at you
>"Bon Bon dared me to kiss you!"
>You chuckle
"Oh really?"
>"uh huh, she said she's tired of me always talking about you and then said if I like you so much to kiss you"
>Lyra then points at some bushes
>"She's hiding over there"
>You follow where her hoof is pointing at to see some bushes with the top of Bon Bon's head poking up at the top which quickly disappear
"So what now?"
>"This" Lyra jumps up and hooks her forelegs over your shoulder and showers your face with kisses
>Laughing you try to pull back while your eyes are closed making a face like you bit into a lemon
>This goes on for about a minute
>Suddenly you hear a new voice along with some hot breath on the back of your neck
>"That's not how you kiss"
>Lyra stops her kiss onslaught and looks past you her nose booping yours
>"Oh yeah Bonnie, How would you do it?"
>You feel a new pair of hooves grab you head and pull you back until Bon Bon's face if looming over you
>"like this" Bon Bon licks your face, forehead to chin before kissing you on the lips deeply
>This isn't playful shenanigans anymore
>You're shocked and before you can do anything
>Lyra begins to kiss your neck and chest
>things are getting out of hand
>Then you hear someone clear their throat
>All three of you freeze before slowly look to the source to see an angry looking CherryBerry
>"This is a family park with filly's not your bedroom, perverts"
>Before you can answer both Lyra and Bon Bon take off.
>Blowing you kisses before they disappear back into town
>CherryBerry watches them gallop off before turning back to you
>You cough into you hand and pick your book back up
"I'll just finish this at home"

>>30563650
Sauce plz

>>30575046
I saw that
>>30575027

>>30574951
But she's minty pony

>>30575086
Derpibooru. I think it was from the drawthread, though.

>>30574626
I want to eat sushi off of her soft fuzzy warm butt...

>>30573629
Then we'd need a guyra

>>30575086
Moozua is the artist

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>>30574339
I like this idea. I used to use a green tea with mint shampoo as a kid, now O love the smell.

>>30576017
Lyra is a unicorn, she makes magicum.

>>30576563
>It's an Italian thing, Lyra, you wouldn't understand.

>>30575075
>ywn form a menage a trois with the both of them
>Cuddling whenever it's cold, a mare on each side
>Fooling around when making supper, until bonbon becomes all grumpy and you have to scratch her ears while minthoers kisses her
>Gang up on each other from time to time, like pinning lyra down while bonbon eats her out and you stroke her horn to stop her from using her magic to get out
>To wake up every other birthdays to find them sucking and lapping at your cock
>To get one of them pregnant and to take care of the foal as if it had two mommies and a daddy
>Then having the other one wanting one of her own and giving it to her

SAVE LYRA!

>>30576749
What does it taste like?

>>30578452
Minty, ethereal mucus. Ethereal as in it's sort of there but also isn't. Also, it's a mild psychedelic.

>>30578568

Awesome. You can give her a nice sloppy hornjob AND get completely fucking blitzed at the same time.

Even better, you can share it with Bon Bon. Would magicum with an E kicker work on poners, though?

>>30578691
E kicker?

>>30578859
ecstasy

>>30578869
Ponies would get super freaky with that.

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>>30579065
>>30578869
>>30578568
>>30578691
Green when?

Makes you wonder why we don't see many raves or clubs in the show.

>>30579419
Working now. Maybe in a couple of days?

>>30580184
Lyly is stuck.

>>30580445
I need a full list of nicknames for Lyra immediately

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>>30580174
Nice. Thanks Anon.

>>30581046
From the top of my head.
Ly
Lyly
Loria
Minty
Arly
Lil' Symphony

>>30581046

>LeeLee
>Leroy
>Minty
>Menthos
>Minthoers
>Mintpone
>Aquapone
>Mintyluv
>Aquafresh
>"Lovely Eyes" (not a nickname but that's what I'd imagine calling her)
>Clyde (cousin called her that for some reason)

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Look at all of them! They're so cute!

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Whee!

>>30581046
I always thought Larry would be a better r63 name than Guyra.

>>30582169
Frankly I'm not fond of ponies being call by traditional names.

Somewhat bothered that that's what some autistic bastards started to call r63 of her by.

>>30582595
Should he be called Zither Passionchords?

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https://derpibooru.org/1493338

I like this headcanon lyra

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>>30582901
Silly Argentinian shilling his own work detected. You draw a good horsecock, though.

>>30582901

>prostitute lyra

DELETE THIS

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Lyra is the fastest downhill racer in Ponyville province!

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>>30583405
wrong

>>30583417
Appul would definitely tear shit up, but she's no Lyrumi.

>>30583417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIP_QVroZo0

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Brand new Lyly!

>pubic fluff

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>>30583890
Find better music, family.

>>30582890
Sounds a bit edgy. But I can say is sounds a lot better than "GUYRA". Passionchords does sound go though

>>30582901
He fell for the Shinodage meme. Nothing against the artist he makes decent fap material. My issue is that other artists that draw smut suddenly went on drawing magic hand jobs.

Another issue is that I don't like depicting Lyra as some prostitute.
>LMAO XD he doesn't like being cucked.

I understand it's all just a fantasy and everyone is entitled to see their character however they please, but given the circumstances of the comic Lyra could be struggling to make a living. I wouldn't support her methods of making bits that way but I can definitely say it's better than being broke. I hope there is some exposition as to why Lyra is doing what she is doing in the comic.

Or not because smut be smut.

>>30584603
Get better taste, nigga.

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Lyra is watching.

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>>30585059
>her face when

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Do you like the movie Lyra?

>>30586258
I don't like how their heads are even more round than usual, but still super cute.

>>30584082
Look at her fuzzy ears!

>>30586258
Not bad, that angle looks a bit weird to me, but it's fine. Dark tho, but that's that trailers fault

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Playful Mint

>onto the pony planet hasn't updated in nearly a full year

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>"Don't touch my friend in any wierd places again, sicko!"

Wat do?

>>30588932
Boop Bonnie's snoot. When she scrunches, start scratching her ears. She'll eventually cave.

>>30588627
It hurts so much, best contact fic i've ever read, no kowtowing to poni, no kowtowing to hoomin. I would like more Lyra and Dale snuggles though, she is cute with him.

Goodnight, Lyra.

>>30588558
Adorbs!

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Mystery Mint!

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>>30591533

Story prompt: Anon's a human, Lyra's a poni. Together, you fight crime! Possibly in a blue van.

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Admit it, you'd totally watch her.

I would.

>>30591802
By all means.

>>30591798
As long as it's one of those cool 4wd mid engine Jap vans.

>>30591802
Artist had missed opportunity to draw heart eyes

>>30588558
She needs butt scratches!

>>30585511
Frenchy mint bump.

>>30591798
>first day on the job: run over jay walkers

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Ponk is trying to steal our waifu!

>>30593946
>our
She's mine and I'm not sharing!

>>30589671
I figured once he was no longer writing 3000 words of collegepone every day, OTPP would start updating again. I even reread the whole series in preparation. But it's been 5 months since then and still nothing

>>30594046
No, she's mine!

>>30592435
Her butt wouldn't be so itchy if her human would comb it out more.

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>>30595220
I refuse to relinquish possession of my waifu, the minty and adorable Lyra. Leave us be, for we are comfy.

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>>30595839
Lyra is the comfiest pone.

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>>30596040
Isn't that what really matters?

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>>30596315
Yeah pretty much

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>>30597270
Morning Lyly.

>>30596040
Wow, did Bonbon just let her die? That's just cold.

>>30597744
>7744
Lyra cofirmed for alien.

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>>30597833
Actually, lyra fell into lava, so it'd be hot

>>30597744

UFO LyLy a cute.

>>30598208
Lyra is the hottest mare!

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I want to share a bed with Lyra

>>30598695
That's a sexy face...

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>>30599022

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>>30599254
Anytime, sweet mint.

>>30600183
It looks like something is pushing on her chestfluff.

>>30569565
Lyra looks high as fuck.

>>30565775
Is Lyly drinking a whiskey sour?

>>30596040
Silly Lyra is fucking awesome, I wish he would make more comics.

>>30597697
Is she singing this?

https://youtu.be/yMfwxWA14zo

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>>30601617
>tfw Lyly would husbano Stan Rogers

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>>30560412
>3D
>not important
you sure?

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>>30602370
Lyra has a rotary butt.

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>>30602485
What kind of car do you think Lyra would like?

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>>30602567
She would drive a Ghia. In terms of not achingly slow cars, maybe a Prelude?

>>30602273
Lyra makes the sexiest faces.

>>30601970
I want to comfort that BonLy with hugs.

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>>30598695
me too

>>30603831
A rude awakening for the little mint.

>>30603245

I really want to take Lyra and Bon Bon paintball shooting:

>Lyra is a crazy, erratic beast with a paintball rifle
>Bon Bon has mad skeelz with sniping from concealment because of her time in the Agency.
>Anon gets smoked.

What would be your perfect date/fun day with Lyra?

>>30604235
Hiking by the sea, learning about pony music in far off lands.

>>30604235
Playing in the snow with a long cuddling session by the fireplace afterwards.

>>30566653
Cute little mare in her nest.

>>30604235

A nice hike and a picnic with plenty of nibbles n' booze.

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>>30602567

A metallic mint green Hemicuda convertible. I've got her pegged for as a classic American heavy metal fan.

(I couldn't find a good mint green one in the minute I spent looking for this/ Also, I think it's a model)

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>>30605852
Sounds good for Lyly.

>>30603831
Lyra was having a nice dream about Anon and got a little too into it.

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>>30606222

Ever stylish.

>>30607925
They teased us so fucking bad. Lyra was literally next in line to wear the princess dress but we never got to see her in it in the show.

There was this really awesome story some anon wrote and pastebin'd where Anon went to a Nightmare Night party with Lyra costumed as her horse, and she as his jockey, and it turned into some absolutely delicious clop. Would anyone happen to have a link to that? I lost it ages ago.

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>>30552708
>Big Ones
O fuck Nigga

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>>30608082
On top of Lyra eating spiders, a guy commented on a pic of Lyra on Derpibooru who has a fetish for spinning ponies. Such a strange fandom.

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>>30608406

>Spinning poners

Huh. I don't know if it's sexy, exactly,but it's adorable as fuck.

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>>30607415

There is literally nothing cuter than Lyra with a cute little Twilight plushie.

>>30608406
I want to be Lyra's own monkey.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lz9-oQPIGo

>"Mares and Gentlecolts, BEHOLD! I give you...the Grabinator!"
>"Okay, Lyra? Here's a suggestion--you invent things, let OTHER ponies name them."

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>>30609946
is anyone here old enough to remember hue lyra?

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>>30609950

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>>30609959

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>>30609967

>>30609946
I would put this sticker on my car.

>>30609975
Is she hiding from something?

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>>30611048
just relaxing

>>30608044
Don't have it, but now I want it.

>>30611048
Flitter and her hungry johnson

>>30611601
That would be a cool name for a band.

>>30609959
I love it when she lies on her belly with her legs back, it projects her butt up nicely.

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Pretty new Lyra!

>>30614066
Cute lesbo horsies.

>>30612294

But what kind of music would they play? Punk? Grindcore?

What are the best greens for mint horse?

>>30614463
Flitter and Her Hungry Johnsons would play groovy trippy blues country rock in the style of Gram Parsons mixed with Country Joe and the Fish.

>>30613413
Lyly a best.

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>>30611048
yes. she was playing hide with bon boner and she's been waiting for hours

>>30615576
Silly mint.

>>30614496
Background Pony.

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>>30614738

Then Lyra would be a fan. Her tastes are eclectic.

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>>30617091

>>30614738

Come to think of it, *I* would be a fan. Also, we need a pic of Lyra with a "Flitter and Her Hungry Johnsons" tee. Or hell, just the band logo.

>>30617107
BAMP

>>30617665
Another p10 bump.

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Holy fuck, this is getting out of hand.

>>30618594
Lyra doesn't need hands, she just picks them up with her mouth.

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>>30617100
I want to go to concerts with Lyly.

>>30618594
I find it thoroughly amusing.

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>>30618594
>STOP MAKING MY WAIFU EAT SPIDERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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>>30619970
If she likes them, what's the harm?

>>30619613

I'd like to go to a Man or Astroman concert with Lyly.

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>>30619990

>YFW you realize that she's staring at a giant spider in a web and thinking, "I can take you."