Anonfilly Thread: Slutty Schoolfilly Edition

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Filly a cute. CUTE!

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>>30488590

Slutty schoolfilly edition again?
Boring.

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>>30488647

AWWWWW YESSSSHHHHH

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I love beer-bottle-Anonfilly.

>>30488590
Daaw
That's too cute

>>30488560
Can I become the little filly?

Assfaggot please

Any filly requests?
Not the best artist
6/10 rating

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>>30489020
This but filly.

>>30489020
Twilight/Glimmer reading her a bedtime story

Bonus points if it has a funny title, like 'The Art of the Deal' , or 'Kama Sutra'

>>30489125
this, but no purple
she's a cunt

>>30489020
anon and nyx

>>30489294
Fuck off

>Be Anon, sitting comfy in bed, moon illuminating your bed, the darkness expelled by a single candle
>"and both groups decided to play together every day. The End." Twilight finished, closing the book with a gentle thud
"Meh, the prose was nice but the subject matter was dull. 5/10."
>Twilight just shook her head at that, mane swinging a bit
>"Is there anything else you need?"
>You had your bedtime story, your glass of water, bedsheets firmly tucked in, the works.
"Nothing right now"
>You decided to broach the subject you'd been thinking about for a while, before she got up and left
"Hey Twilight?"
>"Yes, sweetie?"
"I think I should learn how to swim again. I mean, I don't know how to use these hooves very well, and I'd probably feel better in water if I knew how to swim."
>She kissed you on the forehead, eliciting an instinctive giggle
>"Sure thing Nonny, I'll schedule something for you." she said, heading toward the door and blowing out the candle
>"I love you Anon. Sweet dreams."
>You rubbed into your pillow and fell asleep quickly

>>30489502
>This wasn't what you had in mind
>You sat in a public pool early in the morning, oversized floaties hugging your forelegs while you clung to Twilight's back, the water's warm surface reaching up to your knees
>Five other ponies had come to the with their foals, the children ranging from two to three years old, all in life vests
>A couple of the mares had given you weird looks; 'What the hell is she doing here?" was written all over their faces
>After a couple fo minutes, you heard a whistle blow, and turned to see a lifeguard , her sky-blue coat blending into the water, while her orange mane did the opposite. She looked strict but not mean, like a sports trainer
>"Alright, let's form a line!" The group hastily formed one near the pool's edge, the water about two and a half feet deep.
>"I'm Riptide, and I'll be teaching this class. Since this is your first lesson, the main objective will be helping your children feel more comfortable in water". She gave you a confused look before continuing, "So let's start with raising!"

>'Raising' had consisted of the parent holding the foal up slightly above the water.
>Twilight held you by your belly, and you held your head up, water reaching your chin. You heard splashing noises from the other foals, who were probably much easier to lift
>As part of themovement exercise, she'd put you on her forleg and bounced you up and down for a few minutes. Someone else's filly started crying halfway, the mare excusing herself and leaving the pool for a bit
>To distract you from this infantilizing experience, you imagined her breastfeeding in the family changing room, the filly quietly suckling while the mare sighed in relief, eager to empty the pressure in her tits
>Good thing you couldn't get boners
>The semiaquatic upsies were definitely the highlight of the morning, although they weren't nearly as good as the normal kind

>>30489526
>"Alright, let's finish with short paddling! We can't teach foals form at this age, so we're gonna instinct take over. Now, let your foal sit at arm's reach away from you Don't worry, the vest will keep them from drowning. Now let's try this out!" She blew her whistle again
>Twilight pushed you off about two feet away, before extending her arms as if she were about to hug you and smiling
>"Okay Anon, swim to mommy! Swim to mommy!"
>Pretty much all the other mares were saying the exact same thing
>'C'mon sport, you can do it!" said the only stallion to his colt
>You waggled your back hooves through the calm water, a mere six inches above the pool floor. You didn't really know what to do with the forehooves, as scooping motions didn't work without hands. So you just kinda swung them in and out, like a long flurry of slow hooks. Pretty soon you were practically touching her barrel with your snout
>Twilight scooped you up and pulled you in, cradling you like a baby
>"Good job Nonny! That's a good filly!"

>Midmorning light blared through the windows of the locker room after you'd finished your swimming lesson. Twilgiht dried you off with a towel in the locker room, rubbing down your coat and mussing your mane before taking care of herself
>It was pretty quiet, none of the other mares really wanted to talk. Eventually Twilight led you outside, towels draped over her back, your floaties still snug around your legs
>A few other mares had come in before you left, actually here to swim and not stand in the kiddie part of the pool like a bunch of morons

>"So, what did you think? she asked as the two of you stepped onto the cobblestone road
"I'm not coming back until you get me a class that isn't for babies."
>"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we should start from the beginning, y'know, begin with the fundamentals.
>Fucking bitch, she'd probably done this on purpose

>>30489020
Anonfilly in the EqG universe.

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>>30489020
anon clearly drunk in her class

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Please talk slowly to the filly.

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>>30490482
Seconding this. That filly sure does love that beer bottle.

IWTCIAF

>>30491369
Don't sexualize the filly.

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So here is a WIP of my autism.
The goal is a functioning live2d filly, and try and have it work for shit like facerig so you can be the filly you always knew you could be

>>30489125
Atlas Shrugged

>>30491450
Looks good m8

>>30491457
>>30489125
A Clockwork Orange

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everyone must admit Anon is a real pain in the ass

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>>30491980
well, you can kinda expect that when you've been turned into a tiny horse girl

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>>30491369
didnt even post the pic, what a faggot.

>>30492057
I don't have such pictures on my computer

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>>30492069
ah, a young'un
there is much filly to see, young grasshopper
i wish lockhe4rt was still here to double the filly

>>30492162
Mmmno, I just choose to make my own rather than download others.

>>30492162
I have nothing compared to the sheer amount of anon filly right there

>>30492182
>than download others.
wasnt even planning on uploading it. they are many folders like it, but this one is mine

>>30491980
Hah

>>30492239
I wasn't asking you to.

>>30491450
HH making our dreams come true. Godspeed, you crazy bastard.

I remember when facerig got the live2d update. Bunch of anons masturbating as anime girls. Best thread /a/ has had in years.
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/134826872/#134829054

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>>30492182
>>30492239
>>30492265
Holy shit, just kiss already you horsecock loving faggots.

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>>30492736
Alright, well that wasn't the right pic, ut I think it's worth leaving.

>>30492745
Speaking of which, I should finish colouring that picture.

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>>30492582
thanks for that fantastic read.

I always liked when they used the language learning chatbot Daisy to make waifus

>>30491980
Her cuteness makes up for it. Now I want to give her ice cream.

>>30488590
>autism spinner

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>>30493335
Soon I will have a filly of my own

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>>30493734
Fuck, I think I broke her

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>>30493761

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>>30493734
I want an Anonfilly

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>>30494152
Maybe some day we will have the technology to create semi-realistic artificially intelligent characters we can interact with in a virtual world. Then we could finally be with the filly.

>>30494226
but thats not the same
i want one of you faggots to be my filly

>>30494226

But I want to be the filly.

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>>30494272
>>30494281
Well, that's actually not as difficult. All we need is realistic virtual worlds, and anyone can play as the filly

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>>30494152

now make this one

>>30494625
I don't know who made >>30494152, but I second this.

>>30494802
I made that edit.

I don't think I want to edit that one too.

>>30494612
>vr thing is made
>all these anons and anonfillies erp-ing with each other through voice chat and text
sign me up

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>>30495196
I want to sleep in an Anonfilly fillypile.

>>30491980
> "You better don't make me run out of patience, Anon!"

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>>30491980
Ice cream!

>>30491450
Fantastic work!

>>30494152
Holy cute, Batman!

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I think this'll do, probably..

>>30495672
Such cute little faggots.

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also in case the background is too ugly for some..

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Also no text for faggots that wanna crop shit out.

>>30495729
I want to watch those two scissor each other.

>>30495745
DoubleP already drew that ages ago.

He should draw it again, because he's gotten a lot better at drawing since then and it'd be top notch quality.

>>30495745
I want to watch them being fucked by colts as they make out.

>>30495760
It's currently very unlikely I'll draw that

>>30495758
DoubleP is already the filly

>>30494152
Weapon grade cute

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>>30495797
good
fillyxfilly is the purest form of love, none of this colt shit

>>30496022
if I drew it, the "colts" would most likely be disembodied dicks, or magical futa extensions of some familiar characters.

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>>30496041
PUREST
LOVE
unless they were both unicorn fillies using the magicks, but still

>>30496041
Magical futa a shit.

>>30496058
>/mlp/
>sharing an opinion

>>30496041
Futa without balls, please.

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>>30496079
Gross

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>>30496079
>without balls

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>>30496219

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>>30496244

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>>30496132
Fucking faggots holy shit.

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>>30488560
What the fuck even is this thread

Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlp/ or you yourself fuck an /mlp/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate general on /mlp/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetshes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this general and look at anon filly pictures

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>>30496250

>>30496331
>tfw I was like 21 when this comic came out
>tfw I just turned 23

You know? we can remove this virgin curse...

forever anon.

>>30493335
Newfag here. What program is this?

>>30492162
I'm here but I can't draw for a while.
HappyHarvey's thing above was adorable btw.

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>>30489125
Done
Had to go to work
Just now finishing it

>>30496824
¡ʇıɥs pooƃ

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>>30496824

>>30496254
you're late

>>30496824
If anyone could digitalized this that would be very appreciated

>>30495672
Those noobs forgot to say 'no homo'

>>30497108
It's only gay if the ovaries touch.

>>30496219
>Not saying the fucking words
I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>30496824
Cute!
>>30496945
This.

>>30496824
What are those circles on their foreheads?

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>>30497206
This thread is really taking the piss

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threadly reminder that anonfilly is dead inside

>>30497917
Eyebrows

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>>30498138
>Eyebrows
You fucking what? They look like glasses. I have never seen perfectly round eyebrows.

They make the horns look like a dick and balls

>>30497206
That's an imposter. The filename isn't even "fillypee".

>>30498138
K-ON inspired or tumblr inspired?

>>30498168
What a disgrace to this thread

>>30498188
Idk where I got it from but I saw rounded eyebrows from see so me were and I liked it

>>30498781
>>30498161
>>30498138
>>30497917
>>30496824
https://derpibooru.org/tags/beanbrows

>>30499005
Those things aren't beans. They're fucking circles.

>>30499022
Yah I guess I draw them differently but I like it that way

>>30499005
y do dis?

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>>30498128
Stop it. I like my fillies cute and happy.

>>30498128
Explains why she's such a twat half the time.

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> most degenerate general on /pone/

> Actually decent artist producing content.

mfw

>>30499710
There are worse, you casual. Place does have great artists though. One of the best generals on this board.

>>30499710
you cant hide whats inside

>>30482810
>>30483164
>>30484231
>>30484296
>>30484530
>It’s not very late, you still have time to do something productive.
>Well, you have time to do something anyways.
>You should probably clean up, at least.
>You roll over onto your hooves and stand up.
>You look down and see the dildo there, coated in your juices.
>You should probably clean that as well.
>You are a bit curious about something though.
>You bend down and run your tongue over the dildo.
>You’re not really sure what to make of the taste.
>Kind of sweet, but not really remarkable otherwise.
>Picking it up in your mouth, you make your way over to the bathroom.
>On the way there, you see something quite rare.
>Floor Bored outside of her room.
>You see her exiting the bathroom.
>When she notices you she look over at you.
>Her eyes look to the dildo you’re carrying before looking away, a slight blush on her face.
>”I guess you enjoyed yourself?”
>You set the dildo down on a nearby end table so you can respond.
“Oh yes. Thanks for the gift.”
>There is something you need to know though.
“Why did you have this ready to give me?”
>She scuffs her hoof on the ground.
>”Oh, well, I got it awhile ago but it was too small.”
>”So, I thought you could use it better than me.”
>That does make some sense.
>”Well, see you later then.”
>She moves to go back to her room.
>Do you want to ask her anything before she leaves?

>>30500468
what do you even do in there all day?
and can i join?

>>30500468
>too small.
Ask to see her biggest toy!

>>30500468
Maybe we are still feeling kinda happy from our orgasm? Maybe we could be a little less of an asshole for once? "Do you have a-- Maybe we could hang out some time?"

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>>30500468
"ay bby u want sum fuk?"

>>30500679
This

>>30500560
>>30500679
something like this
be nice to her, see if we can be friends
and maybe begin some lewd if shes not agraid to fiddle fillies

>>30501071
I approve of Filly-Fiddling Floor Bored.

>>30500645
>Try to get along with floor bored
>Try to find common ground
>Horse dildos
Well, it's a start...

>>30497920
CARLOS!

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>still no STAND PROUD

the pain is real

I hope he's not dead

>>30498161
I just want to know what the circles on their foreheads are

>>30501151
F

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>>30501284
Shut the fuck up

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>>30501284
>>30501253
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>>30501630
No awoooing!
Get dickslapped!

>>30500560
>>30500645
>>30500679
>>30500800
>>30501071
>>30501139
>After having such a great orgasm, you’re in a good mood.
>Now’s a good time to learn more about her.
“So, what do you do all day?”
>She stops and turns around to face you.
>She seems surprised by your question.
>”What do you mean?”
“Well, you’re always home and I never see you leave. I guess you could be doing something when I’m not here, but I never see any sign of it.”
>She looks away from you and grumbles, “Why does everypony think I do nothing?”
>She turns back to you before answering.
>“I write articles for Neighpon Monthly. It’s just easier to work from here.”
>So she does have a job.
>Guess she isn’t just a NEET.
“Wanna hang out for a while?”
>She seems taken aback.
>”Y-you want to hang with me? Uh, I guess, if you want to.”
>Now you’ve got a good chance to ask her about herself.
>There is one thing you want to ask first though.
“By the way, you said this one was too small. Care to show me what your biggest one is?”
>She blushes and starts stammering.
>”I… W-what are you…”
>She shakes her head.
>”N-no, I can’t. Is this all you want to talk about?”

>>30501643
kek

>>30501667
No, what are her interests? If you want to get to know her, you gotta know what to talk about.

>>30501667
I feel this is like one of those fuckin' dating RPGs, where our suggestions can cause a game-over...

if you can't convince her you're mentally mature enough for the subject, gotta go for plan B, you can be more open about that shit later, I guess, once she's more comfortable around you and it's clear you're not a dumb filly.

if computer & internet stuff exists, there's animu and shit, right? cartoons? if not, then comic books?
not exactly mature subjects, but w/e
could ask her more about her job, why she enjoys doing it, if you can see some of her work, ask if she does writing outside of her job, ifyouknowwhatImean

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>>30501667
angel, you almost became satan
alrighty progress, ask about that neighpon monthly, get that neet bond going by saying how most fillies in your class are too childish and shit, you're a social outcast and stuff

>>30502043
Floor bored and anonfilly green when?

>>30501667
ask her about her job
journalism is really cool and we would likely get to know her better based on her work
and play off the dildo comparison as a joke, we can revisit that later
being friendly comes first

>>30501667
Smooth operator in true Anon fashion. Should of saved it for later after we got to know her better and then blushed and stammered like one of her neighponese cartoons when you asked. She probably schlicks it to whatever the lesbian version of shotacon is all the time and would have had a really hard time saying no. Damn we just came and y'all still can't stop thinking with your mind dicks?

Oh well, damage is done. Maybe she just thinks we're curious. She is the kinda pony to give a little foal a dildo after all, so she is far from innocent. This probably won't be a relationship ender, hopefully. Change the subject away from dildos, you dildos.

>It was the dead of night.
>You were cold, and tired, and you believed you had sand in your newly gained vagina.
>You have no idea how it happened. Or why. But during a trip back home from the grocery store. You were hit with a gigantic flash of light that not only turned you into some odd female teeny tiny horse, but stuck you in some sort of empty wasteland of some sort.
>The only thing that transferred over to whatever the fuck this place was was your grocery bag. Which was now nearly as big as you were.
>Hell, you spent half the time being in this wasteland slapping yourself silly trying to wake up.
>then you screamed out that you needed your shots because you thought you were in a mental ward
>Then you tried tapping at your vag a few times. And, it felt pretty nice. But maybe thats what your mind wanted. Was to masturbate until some sicko found you and murdered you for your.....stuff?
>You didn't have any stuff
>whatever, you just had to press on.
>Eating whatever you had left. Even if you had to bite down hard with your new horse teeth to open a can.
>But you had hope in your heart that you would survive somehow.
"I'm going to die out here...what the fuck is going on?"
>Unfortunately, despite having food. You only had a two liter of soda when it came to drinks. And you only had a gulp left of that.
>If you didn't find civilization soon. You were going to die
>And thats assuming the locals don't put you in some farm or prepare you to be turned to fucking glue.
>You were getting weak
>Tired
>And you pressed forward. You could swear that a town started to appear in the distance. A single street town so perfectly aligned that it was almost creepy.

>>30502455
oh boy, here we go.

>>30502455
"What the fuck? Is that a movie set?...oh god. They might have water...possibly beer. T-that's what's wrong with me. Too much shit, not enough water..."
>You trudged forward. forcing yourself to reach the town, not stopping for any reason.
>If you were going to die. At least it'd be on the hollywood news. You always wanted to be famous. Crazy green horse dies in the middle of the movie set. That is, if you were even a fucking horse and didn't somehow get drugged up with some crazy shit.
>but, there was no one outside.
>Not one damn soul.
>How could there not be anyone outside? It's a fucking movie set....or something. Either way, there were always people out at night.
>It really was like you were in another world.
>You needed help. Your vision was going out. It was like this truly was a new and weak little body. Like being a little girl.
"H-hello?...Hello?"
>No answer.
>You were starting to blur out. so with the last of your energy. you scream.
"GODDAMMIT, SOMEBODY HELP ME OR GOD HELP ME, I'LL HIRE A REALLY GOOD JEW TO SUE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!"
>And then you fell, out cold from fatigue.

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>>30502503
so, should i continue?

>>30502529
>1 million words later
"I just don't know what went wrong!"

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>>30502546
doesn't answer my question

>>30502529
Not much to go on right now, so might as well continue.

Are japanese people doing anonfilly?

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>>30502529
Do it

>>30502503
>After some time in the darkness. You started to hear cute,adorable, and cartoon like voices.
>"Oh no, how could anypony leave a filly out in the middle of the night like that? Does she belong to anypony we know?"
>"No, see? She still has her cutie mark. She came from the outside."
>"And left by herself? That's so...cruel. Who could do such a thing to a cute little filly like this?"
>"Maybe she got lost or separated from her parents."
>"Maybe, but that doesn't explain the weird food she has. And it's not like our little town is hard to find. Surely they would have come to ask if she was here by now."
>"Well, let's wait for her to wake up then. Remember what Starlight said. It is important to make sure all newcomers feel welcome. No matter what. If she was abandoned. Then she can make her new home with us. I'm sure Starlight will figure out what to do with her."
>"You're right Party Favor, Starlight will figure it out. Like she always does. Who knows, maybe this filly was abandoned because of her cutie mark. I..don't know what a question mark could mean in terms of talent but I bet it's the cause of all her problems. Just like us."
>"Yep, just...like us. Sugar Belle, maybe you should make some muffins for her for when she wakes up. Whatever this weird stuff is. It's probably not good for her. And "Dr.Pepper" does not sound like a medicine I've ever heard of. Or a doctor. It could be poisonous for all we know."
>"It could be. Just throw everything away and keep an eye on her. I'll be back in a few minutes. And then we can bring her to Starlight."
>Then things went silent.
>Your head was killing you.
>Was that a dream? Those voices?
>You suddenly felt some water ripping at your lips. You instinctively started to stick your tongue out and lick.
>It tasted sooooo......mediocre.

>>30502634
>But fuck it, it was water.
>Then you started to open your eyes.
>And two creepy fucking horses were looking at you with big wide smiles. They looked like their souls were dead or something despite their smiles being so wide. And they had equal marks on their asses.
>then the female one spoke. "Hello little one, and Welcom-"
>DEMON HORSES?! HOLY FUCK! YOU'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY FUCKING SATAN AND HIS ADORABLE DEMON HORSES!
"HOLY SHIT! DEMONS! FUCKING NOPE!"
>You realized you were sleeping on a small makeshift bed as you started to immediately slide backward on it. When you fell off. It was in a prime position to be kicked right in the male's face. Making him drop that large cup of water he was somehow holding with his hoof. Obviously these demons were very advanced if they were able to hold objects with flat fucking appendages.
>He yelped from the bed hitting his face. "H-hey! R-relax, we're not trying to-"
"FUCK OFF DEMONS. I KNOW YOUR GAME! YOU WANT TO TAKE MY VIRGINITY AND SACRIFICE ME TO YOUR GOD! WELL JOKES ON YOU ASSHOLES! I'M NOT A VIRGIN! I GOT MY FLESHLIGHT LIKE THREE DAYS AGO AND THAT WAS GOOD SHIT! NOW TAKE THIS!"
>You move your own hoof in the motion of a cross in front of the tipped cup. if you blessed it and then kicked it at the female. the remaining water should burn her to ash.
"TAKE THIS, YOU MONSTER!"
>You hit the cup at her chest. It doesn't seem to phase her. It just makes her look at you as if she was a worried mother.
>Goddammit! You weren't as holy as you thought you were. You could have sworn that was going to work!
>"Listen please! We're not trying to hurt you. We only want to help! Please, listen" The female horse with the bunned up mane tried to reason with you. And damn, she was pretty adorable...NO, THAT WAS SATAN'S TEMPTATION! YOU WEREN'T CHRISTIAN BUT YOU WERE STARTING TO BELIEEEEVEEE!

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>>30502670
Filly's gonna get mindzapped.

>>30502670
>You backed up into a dirty corner of what appeared to be a storage basement. You looked around for a way to escape. But these two demons were blocking your path.
"If you get near me! I swear! I'll shoot you with my laser eyes! I have that! Just saying!"
>They both look at eachother. And then the female speaks.
>"Party Favor, can you wait upstairs? Maybe she'll calm down if I talk to her one on one. Maybe a girl's touch is what she needs"
>"What about Starlight?" the male asks "Maybe we should tell her about the filly and bring her here"
>The female went quiet for a moment. As if the thought of this "Starlight" demon put some fear in her heart. But then she smiled "No, if we bring Starlight now. Our new friend will only be more scared. Let me talk to her one on one, and then I'm sure everything will be fine"
>"....ok...but call me if you need me." He tells her as he starts going up the steps.
>"I will" The horse says with a cute little smile. Much more vibrant than before. But still, lacking any real character.
>When she turned back to face you, you just looked at her with the angriest face you could muster. Your face was scrunchier than a girl's scrunchy.
"If you even think about touching me, I'll rip your face off"
>But that only made her smile, she took a plate of muffin in her mouth and held it towards you.
>What did she think you were an idiot? Those were obviously poison.
>She put it down, and gently pushed it towards you with her nose.
>"Their pretty good. Look, I know you're scared. But your among friends now. And we want to help you. Do you have a name? Where are your parents?"
>She looked into your eyes. And maybe because they were sorta cartoony. But you could easily see the look of concern on her cute little mug.
>you looked at those muffins. They didn't look healthy.
"Look, demon whatever. If you think I'm gonna bite down on one of those things then you're crazy. Also, I ain't telling you anything. Especially my name"

Oh look, it's Erf!

Also where the hell is assfaggot and daycares?

>>30502797
Lol, eatcarbs

>>30489539
>Be Anon
>Drawing penises with red crayon on white paper
>They'd slowly gotten more detailed
>Twicunt was gonna flip when she saw these
>When you hear a knocking at the door
>You slowly edge up to it and look through the peering-hole Twilight had installed at your height
>You saw a quarter of hooves, with a large object surrounded by bubble wrap
>You open the door eagerly, curious as to its contents
>Maybe it was a present
>AS you open the door, you see a gray stallion with a hat and a clipboard
>"Is this the Sparkle residence?"
"Uh, this is the only giant castle in town."
>"Company policy. I work for Quills and Sofas, and this is the sofa she ordered. If you could sign here I can deliver this inside."
>He hands you a pen and the clipboard. You hold the latter in your hooves and write your signature with your mouth
>"Thank you, I'll get this inside"

>Inside, 2 minutes later
>The couch sat in your living room, next to the old one.
>Mr Deliveryman already left; you never got his name
>A couch covered in bubble wrap only elicited one response

"Hah ha ha ha!"
>You jump on the bed of the couch on all fours, little popping noises signifying the collapse of a bubble
>Bubble wrap was the best.

>Soon the bubbles on the cushions were all popped
>You sat on your hindquarters and tried to pop some with your hooves
>No dice, your filly muscles were to week
>What you needed was leverage

>After a couple of minutes you found the scissors
>You sat down on the cushions, facing the back
>You poked the first bubble you saw, and a little *pop* came out
Hee! *pop!* Heehee! *pop!* Ha!*
>This continued for several minutes
>You were working on the back when you head a door slam
>"ANON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"

>>30502784
Kill yourself.

>>30502841
>She stormed over to you, fury in her eyes
>She saw the scissors and the bubble wrap and put two and two together
"Why are you mad Purple? I was just having fun, I didn't do anything wrong."
>She raised her eyebrow.
>"Oh really?" she said, voice dripping with poison
>You saw her magically unveil the couch from its bubble wrap
>Apparently your scissors had penetrated the bubble wrap AND the couch fabric
>Little holes permeated the latter, ruining it
"...Fuck."
>That comment didn't help your situation
>As you were looking at your handiwork, Purple grabbed you by the scruff with her mouth, the damp sensation both comfortable and calming somehow
>You could hear disgruntled groans as you were lifted up, your legs dangling several inches above the ground
>"Stop squirming" she murmured through your fur coat
>She'd probably seen the penises too
>In hindsight, maybe not one of your best ideas

>>30502858
>Twilight carried you upstairs to your room, every step swinging you a bit
>She dumped you unceremoniously on your floor, and you rubbed your rump
>"I don't know what I'm gonna do. I'll probably wait until Glimmer gets home to decide, and when that happens you're in BIG trouble missy. So for now, why don't you think about what you did today."
>She slammed the door behind her, and you could hear a faint clicking noise
>"And don't try any of that rock-throwing business, I'm the only one who'll ever find it." she said through the door

>>30502784
>"Well, then let me start with my own name. I'm Sugar Belle. I run the town bakery. And I promise you these are ok. See?"
>She takes one and takes a bite, then cringes a little bit. "Well, maybe their not the greatest. But their edible!" She says with a false grin.
"Yeeeaaahh...ok. Look, I don't know what Satan wants with me. But....wait.."
>You realized...that you were still a horse.
>You looked at your legs, your tail, your body.
>Holy fuck....it wasn't a dream.
"..a-aaaa...aa."
>this was real. You were a horse. And if they were horses. Then they weren't demons.
>This wasn't real. IT COULDN'T!
>But you sat and looked at your forelegs.
>Your beautiful hands were gone
>Your home, it was gone
>You were some sort of freak
>Or, you weren't. And was stuck in a world of horses.
>You started to cry.
>And this worried the cute horse. "W-what's wrong?!"
"I'm a pony...I'm a pony. I'm a freaking pony"
>"E-erm...yes. That's how things normally are. A-are your parents not ponies?" She asked
>Of course they fucking weren't. They weren't even alive.
"M-my parents...are dead."
>"O-oh dear..." She gasped, putting a hoof to her mouth as her eyes shimmered "You poor little thing.." She dared to move close to you and give you a hug.
>You just grasped onto her as it all sunk in
"...How am I supposed to get pussy now?"
>"Erm, well. We could ask Starlight if she could make an exception for you. I-I'm sure if you explain everything to her. She'd let you have a cat."
>.....This horse didn't even know what pussy meant.
>you were doomed.

>>30502878
>>30502887
Hah, good stuff!

>>30502887
>After doing the best you could to accept your fate. Along with the motherly affection of this horse. Which you admit. Did make you feel rather welcome. You decided to stick with what you had for now.
>You explained to her that your name was Anon. And that you were a lost little horse who had RECENTLY lost her parents. Her, because as it seemed, your ding dong was fucking gone. You also apologized for the way you acted and the words you said. Explaining that you had been traveling alone for a while now without water. Which was true.
>Your objective however, was to find out what was going on and find a way to reverse this mess.
>She explained to you the best she could on how bad she felt for you and how she wanted you to be ok. She was worried about you despite not knowing anything about you. Which was ok because you were right there with her.
>She offered you the muffins again. Which...god, they sucked. But she made them with love, right? The best you could do was accept them and eat them and hope you don't fucking die from them.
>Her name though, Sugar Belle. What kind of name was that?
>And then she called down that other guy. Party Favor.
>...Weird fucking names. Especially that one, because that guy didn't seem as festive as his name implied.
>yeah, for now. Just play along. Surely this was as weird as it was going to get. right?
>They explain to you that they wanted to bring you to some horse leader named Starlight Glimmer. Who was...wait...
"A unicorn? Seriously? With magic and all that?"
>They both nodded. Then you could hear Party Favor whisper to Sugar Belle "Is she ok? How has she never seen a unicorn before?"

>>30502978
>She whispered back "Maybe she's only lived with Earth ponies all her life. Like a cult"
>"Ewww, a cult? I've heard about those." Party Favor shuddered "They sound really creepy. Good thing we're not part of one"
>You were getting a little annoyed. They acted as if Unicorns were fucking real.
"Look, I don't know what's going on. But you can't convince me that unicorns are real"
>"But Anon..." Party Favor pointed to his party hat that he had on "I'm a unicorn too"
>....bullfucking SHIT!
"Really? Look, I'm not dumb. I know that's a party hat. That's why they call you party favor...right?"
>Party Favor shook his head and took out a balloon. He blew on it...and this the freakiest shit started happening. His hat started glowing, and the balloon flew up and started twisting on it's own. It looked like he was struggling to make a balloon animal. The best he could do was just make it look like a single sausage link. "See? Magic. I-if I was a little better. I'd have made you a doggie. But...a sausage link is just as good, right?"
>...holy...shit....You were in the world of Harry Potter.
>Though, you don't remember things being so cartoony.
"....u-uhm...uhm..sure and....do you know a kid with a lightning on his forehead?"
>He shook his head "Nope"
>....dear lord.
>"And there are Pegasi too. Those are ponies that can fly by the way. hmm, what kind of family wouldn't let a Filly learn and grow about the world?....It's not right" Sugar Belle seemed to be getting upset about it, but Party Favor calmed her down with a hoof on a shoulder, and a smile
>"Don't worry, Starlight will fix everything"
>...They sure put a lot of faith in this fucking Starlight person.

>>30503007
Please post this in /ptfg/.

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>>30503016
No, fuck off.

>>30503016
Please, fuck off.

>>30503007
Thanks, erf.

>>30503016
fuk of m8

>>30503007
>Also...fucking Horses with wings too?!God fucking dammit Anon. Keep your head together. Because it was about to fucking explode from this ridiculousness.
"You two really like this Starlight. Is she erm....really that good?"
>"Oh she's the best" Sugar Belle nodded
>"She helped fix our lives. And She'll be able to help you too!" Added Party Favor
>there were those smiles again...fucking....creepy
>whatever, if Starlight was a...well..a unicorn. And had magic. Maybe she could help you get back home. She had to be fucking reasonable if these two seemed so oddly content.
>Or maybe she was a fucking giant spider in disguise who ate people like you.
>God...you hoped it wasn't that.
>Well, it couldn't be that.
>But just in case
"I'd really like to meet Starlight. I just have one question?"
>"What is it?" Sugar Belle asks
"Uhhh, do any of you know who Stephen King is?"
>"Stephen...King? Can't say that I have" Sugar Belle shrugged.
>"That's a really weird name too. Who is he, Anon?" Party Favor asked
"Uh...just a chocolate snack I like"
>"Oh, I'm very sorry Anon. I've never heard of it. And we don't have anything like that here. But don't worry. That won't matter once Starlight helps you" Sugar Belle says as she retains that creepy smile.
>They don't have fucking Chocolate?! holy fuck....well maybe thats fine. Maybe horses can't actually eat chocolate.
>You had no idea.
>So you thanked the horses for the meal, as mediocre as it was, and asked them to take you to Starlight.
>Hopefully, you can get through this mess without going fucking insane.

And thats it for the night,. Just an introductory thing.

>>30503040
Fuck off back to your circlejerk.

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>>30503044
Well, I tried

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>>30503054
Interesting start, I'm curious to see where this leads. I'm also wondering how much of your writing is planned out, or is it by the seat of your pants? Also based for having a glim glam.

>>30503061
it's always at the seat of my pants. I don't plan shit. Only outline the idea. Which often changes anyway mid write

>>30503054
You failed. Get out.

>>30501696
>>30501825
>>30502043
>>30502212
>>30502425
>You give her as innocent of a smile as you can in this situation.
“I’m kidding, just a little joke.”
>She returns your smile with a shaky smile of her own.
>”A-a joke. Hehe, right, of course.”
>Probably too forward just now.
>Best to change the subject.
“So, Neighpon Monthly. What’s it about? What sort of things do you write for it?”
>That catches her off guard.
>”Huh? You want to hear about that? It’s... work stuff. Pretty boring for a filly.”
“I’m curious about what you do. Don’t worry, I don’t get bored so easily.”
>She thinks on it for a few moments.
>”Well, ok. I write reviews for manga and collectors items, then send them to an office in Manehatten.”
>You give a nod.
“Sounds interesting. What are they like? Do you have any reviews I can check out?”
>She seems a bit perplexed by your interest.
>”You sure? They’re not really meant for young fillies, they’re more for adults.”
“I’m more mature than you think. I’m not like all the other kids concerned with a bunch of childish shit.”
>She looks away from you, being silent for a while.
>”I have a copy of the magazine around, you can read one of my reviews there.”
>She turns back and looks you in the eye.
>She has a wistful, almost sorrowful look on her face.
>”But… don’t be in such a hurry to grow up. Enjoy being a filly as long as you can. You’ll miss it when you’re older.”
>You weren’t expecting that kind of a response.
>She walks off to grab the magazine.
>Is there anything else you want to ask her when she gets back?

https://pastebin.com/cCMbArUP

>If you weren't already confused and scared, now you really are.
>What is this thing, and how could it possibly know what it does?
>Is it responsible for all of this?
"What... how... ?"
>The creature places its hands on the table, leaning in to scrutinize you.
>You feel naked and exposed, pulling on the bindings in a futile attempt to cover yourself.
>You're pretty sure this thing is a guy.
>Hopefully he doesn't plan on rape.
>"If you thought you could actually succeed here, then you'd be wrong."
>He disappears with a pop and reappears on the opposite side of the table, wearing a jester's outfit.
>"You can't make Discord a fool twice..."
>He rubs in chin in thought, eyes to the ceiling.
"...well, at least again. There was that whole elements of harmony fiasco, but that's not relevant!"
>He devilishly grins as he raises his fist into the air, plunging it down on your chest
>You yelp in anticipation and clench your eyes shut bracing for the impact, but it never comes.
>You peek your eyes open to see his fist stuck in your chest
>Well, sort of.
>It's in some sort of white glowing hole portal looking thing that just happens to be on your breast.
>He pulls his fist out, and various strange strings of light burst from the hole, forming a translucent tapestry adorned with strange symbols.
"What the fuck..."
>He starts looking at the ghostly image, poking a finger at a few of the markings.
"What the hell is this? And how do you know that I'm human?"
>"Oh! That's easy! It's as plain as day, right here!"
>He points at one of the symbols, but of course you have no idea what the hell any of this is.

>>30503139

"What are you doing to me? You're not going to rape me, are you?"
>Those freaky red eyes fixate on you.
>"Rape? You're really clueless, aren't you?"
"Yea, no shit. I'm not sure if I'm high or you're a freak of nature."
>He cackles
>"Ha ha. To answer your inquiry: yes."
>He leans over you, putting his free hand in your face.
>He snaps his fingers inches away from your face, causing you to flinch.
>As you blink, you find yourself back in Twilight's castle, standing right where you were before.
>Before you can move, the strange creature is in front of you.
>He floats in front of you, putting an arm around your shoulder.
>"Well, we certainly got off on the wrong foot. You can't be too careful with humans, you know. Devious and dangerous things, not to mention... chaotic."
>His sly grin is unsettling.
>You meekly try to break the ice.
"So... who, and what are you?"
>"Oh, my manners!"
>He slithers through the air like a snake in front of you.
>He takes a heroic pose.
>"I am Discord, Spirit of Chaos!"
>A spirit of chaos?
>That actually makes a lot of sense, considering what just happened.
>That was some pretty bizarre stuff.
>But then should you really be surprised at it in a world of talking equines?
"Nice to meet you. I'm Anon."
>He extends his hand, and you reciprocate with hoof in a pseudo-handshake.
>"I think you and I will get along..."
>Before he can finish, Twilight comes clopping down the hall.
>She stops when she sees the two of you.
>"Oh, hello Discord."
>"Princess."
>Discord performs an inadvertently over the top bow.
>"I see you've met Anon."
"He was going to rape me."
>They both look back to you, Twilight wearing an expression of shock and horror, Discord one of amusement.
>Discord and you look at each other for a moment before breaking out in laughter, but Twilight is not amused.

>>30503142

>"Rape is not funny, Anon."
"Two out of three disagree."
>Discord wipes a tear from his eye, before pulling a glass bottle from behind his back and dripping the tear inside.
>"I was right. I usually am."
>He whisks his hand in a strange motion and the bottle is gone.
>Twilight shakes her head in frustration.
>"What are you doing over here anyway? Don't you have your schoolwork to do?"
"Already done."
>"What, really? I'd like to see that."
"Go ask Starlight."
>"You'd better be telling the truth."
"I am. But what would you do if I wasn't?"
>"Well, for one, your magic lessons would be on the line."
>Damn, its not good for her to have that sort of power over you.
>It's a good thing you're actually telling the truth.
>"Boooring!"
>Discord interjects and pushes himself between the two of you.
>"I've got something to ask you Twilight! Anon, I'll see you around, for certain."
>"D-Discord! No!"
>Before Twilight can resist, Her and discord are sitting on magical brooms being whisked down the halls of the castle.
"Christ..."
>That guy is fucking weird.
>But, actually cool in a way.
>It might be that the two of you share an interest: fucking with Twilight.
>You shake your head and turn back to the door.
>Shit, what were you going to do anyway?
>God damn it, Discord.

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>>30503139
>tfw forget meme arrows

Green, green everywhere!

>>30503120
ask her about her interests. loves, hates, hopes, dreams, the works.

>>30503120
>>30503182
I want Anonfilly to get romantically involved with Floor Bored

>>30503120
Time to be a lil dickish
>Ask for her fave manga
>read it
>then tell her why it's shit
Basically fuck with her and make it clear that we are joking so she don't get too asshurt

>>30503120
Well shit, that was heavy coming from her. Now I feel kinda sad for her. When she comes back with the magazine give her a hug. Who the fuck is gonna say no to filly hugs under any circumstance?

>>30502878
aww yiss, sounds like another spankin session

>>30503054
that was a waste of time

>>30503040
Whew, does Starlight do that thing to foals too? I don't recall any in our town.

>>30503040
Continue pls

>>30503120
Deploy tactical hug

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>>30504111
Trips demand it

>>30504005
There were foals when they first got there. Then they mysteriously vanished after the song

>>30504839
Oh fuck

What if pony got you a pet because they believe you are responsible enough to take care of one?

>>30505984
I want anonfilly to be my pet
I would take good care of her

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>>30506022
I want Anonfilly to be my pet too.

>>30506022
>>30506106
You are anonfilly.

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>>30506179
I want to be somebody's pet. I would let them fuck me whenever they wanted.

>>30506226
Whoops, wrong image. Oh fucking well.

>>30506226
what about hardcore cuddling for hours on end?

>>30506106
nice nyx recolor

>>30506265
Fuck off

>>30506267
See when you tell your only writefags to fuck off like a complete dipshit I can't take you seriously.

>>30506286
>defending that shitty writefag

he's just as bad

>>30503158
I like how you used daycares

>>30506764
I want to send Anonfilly to daycare.

>>30506804
I want to be sent to daycare.

>>30506831
Filly's gonna start a little filly fight club at daycare.

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>>30506831
I want to dress the filly up for daycare.

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>ywn sit in the high-chair of a shopping cart, drinking a slurpee Twilight bought to keep you quiet while she shops

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Honk

I still need a pic of Anonfilly being bapped on the head/snoot by a rolled up newspaper.

>>30503054
>>30503066
Hey, Erf
thought you might find this interesting little compilation of stats about your Dadonequus Discord story:
http://i.imgur.com/lHucX2O.png

Also find a better tripcode.

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>>30508632
>More than twice the length of Fallout: Equestria.

>>30508632
Goddamn.
1.38 million words.
For a reference War and Peace is at 587,287 words.
The best part is Erf's story is better.

>>30508632
wew lad.

>>30508658
>>30508658
Yeah, you could say i was a little dedicated. I would write almost every night after work. Starting at the Mid-Season 5 hiatus. I wanted to contribute something to /mlp/ that while not lewd. Was what i felt would be a semi accurate portrayel of being in Equestria. Though, the few chapters i let the readers have say on were pretty fucking shit.

This time, I want to give it another go. But this time, if certain events went another way.

Grab the filly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDAwxwr9j3I

>>30508632
And yet it's utter trash. What a huge waste of time.

>>30509457
You know that nothing is shit, right?

>>30503007
>You were led out into the town's single street from Sugar Belle's bakery..or...whatever they called it, by the two ponies.
>Because seeing the town in the daylight? It was all so drab and plain.
>But, maybe thats how it was? Maybe? From what you could tell. despite magic existing, technology seemed to be at an all time low.
>and everyone was smiling big wide smiles and generally, being rather pleasant.
>You didn't know if it was comforting or creepy.
"So um...What kind of town is this exactly?"
>"Oh! This is a town for lost ponies who have been betrayed by their cutie marks. Some ponies here had friendships torn apart by differences. Others just don't feel like their as good as somepony else. Someponies have even been ridiculed for what their talent happens to be. But once we all found Starlight, we made a town...our town. A town where everypony is equal, where everypony wins. And life has been good ever since." Sugar Belle said
>.....huh....can't argue with that logic.
>But why the fuck did they say "somepony" or "Everypony". Did that mean someone and everyone? So were these really just ponies? Were you a pony?
>And what the fuck was a cutie mark?
>Was it the marks on their asses? Those equal marks? Those weren't very cute at all. Hell, the name "Cutie Mark" was kind of gay.
>Though, since everyone seemed to have one. You decided to give your own flank a look.
>There was a question mark on the side of your ass....neat.
>But what the fuck did it mean?
>You should save that question for Starlight. These two were obviously very low on the totem pole, And given their creepy smiles at times. It gave you a sense they were rather mindless and didn't even know what the word "Cute" meant.

>>30509946
"That's uh, sounds nice. So, Starlight runs the town?"
>Party Favor nods "Yup, she's so amazing. And wide. She'll know exactly how to help you. Trust us, you'll love her."
>Yeah, A LOT of faith in this Starlight. It was like they weren't willing to do anything without her word. In a movie,
>Was she really that influential?
>They were leading you to a house at the end of the town. At the middle of the end of the road. Odd, you'd think it'd be aligned with the rest of the town.
>When they reached her door. They just...opened it. She didn't keep her door locked?
>Sugar Belle stayed outside with you as Party Favor stepped inside. "I'm going to going to go get Starlight. You stay here"
>Easy enough.
>You sat your ass on the ground and waited. You looked at Sugar Belle, who looked back at you with that grin.
>She looked so plain.
"So um...."
>Actually, it would be suspicious if you asked what world you were in. What country. Anything of that sort. They already believe you lived a ridiculously sheltered life. Not knowing about the world itself might be too much.
>"Yes? What is it" She asks
"Uhhhmmmm...You have...a...boy friend?"
>"Oh...." She broke into a frown "No, not really but..." And then that creepy smile came back on "It's fine, I'm happy with the way things are"
>Yeeaaaaaaahhh, ok. Either they had no libidos or what you saw as cute was ugly tier in this universe. She already looked and sounded cute for an animal. You couldn't imagine what the good looking ones must look like.
>The door opened again. And Party Favor stepped outside. "Ok Anon, Starlight is ready to see you now. Just step inside and she'll be right with you."

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>>30510004
>She's so amazing. And wide.
Party Favor like

>>30510004
>Step inside? Alone?
>"Are you alright Anon? do you want one of us to go in with you?" Sugar Belle asked.
>Yeah never mind. It was probably better to go in one on one. You wanted to question this Starlight pony and it was obvious that these two would be nuisances should things go awry. You are hoping things will be civil. But again, this could end in you becoming dinner or some shit. And it'd be better to run from one pony than three.
"Nope, I'm fine. Totally ok. Thanks for the help, but I'll take it from here"
>You give them a smile, a wave, and step inside and quickly shut the door.
>You start muttering under your breath.
"God, I need to get a hold of myself. I didn't even think that this could possibly be an elaborate VR simulation."
>You sit down, put your forelegs on the side of your head and pull forward.
>Nope, still in the house.
"..Fuck..."
>You look around the lobby of the house. or whatever this room was considered.
>You find a dresser with a mirror by the corner.
>A Mirror
>since you were going to obviously be stuck here. You might as well take a look at what you look like.
>The dresser itself was a tad high though. So, using your ingenuity. You pushed a nearby chair with your face to the front of the mirror. Then, hopped up ontop of it like some sort of cat.
>You pulled yourself from the end of the dresser to be able to look in the mirror.
>What you saw was a very adorable little filly. Green in coat color. Staring back at you. Even your eyes were green. Your mane however, was black and very feminine as it went downward along your back.
>You really were the little girl.

>>30510022
i meant wise. i'm a little out of it. I'll remember to fix that

>>30510046
>It was astonishing.
"Christ...what happened to me? How did I turn into this? I'm like a sick looking chihuahua thing with hooves. I sure look cute though. I mean, if I was into animals. I could probably masturbate to myself...then again.."
>You start giving yourself a sultry look as you run your hoof through your hoof.
"I don't know if being a pony changed my chemistry or anything. But I could see me fucking myself..."
>"Welcome!" A voice came from behind
"HOLYCRAPCHEESE!"
>You barked as you fell off the chair and onto your side, the chair falling with you.
>You look forward from the other side of the seat to see a pony looking down at you with a more pleasant. If oddly more sinister smile. Cripes, where did she even come from? You felt like your heart was going to jump out of your fucking chest.
>"Oh my! Are you alright little one? Anon, was it?" She looked to you with concern as she helped you up with her magic.
>Oy, that's the last time you get up on anything unstable. You were used to walking on these new legs. But not really balancing yourself on anything that isn't bolted to the ground.
"Yeah, thanks."
>And that magic. Being picked up by it was odd. Especially the glow that came from it. This pony seemed different from the other. More vibrant, energetic, and capable. Then again, she was the leader, she had to be. She also had one of those weird equal cutie mark things on the side of her flank.

>>30510148
>"You must be Anon." She said as she then used her magic to put the chair back in place before walking up to you and dusting your shoulder off with her hoof "Party Favor told me about you"
>Probably wasn't much.
"Yeah..."
>"Is it all true? I don't think I've ever heard of an earth pony colt." She seemed to be in pure wonderment about it.
>Lie
"Yeah, it's true. same with my parents being gone."
>Which that part was true..sort of. You were disowned after all after your life took a spiral downward.
>Such a huge spiral that you used good ole alcohol to forget about it.
>Which, You supposed, didn't really help the situation at all.
>"Really..." While, she did seem to be in wonderment, she also seemed suspicious of you. "And you just happened to find yourself here, in my....our little village? Nopony sent you? Nopony wanted you to do anything here? You can be honest and tell me. I just want to help. And this cult you came from? It sounds very suspicious to me"

>>30502878
>Be Starlight
>Slam the Friendship Castle's main door behind you, exhaustion seeping throughout your body
>You hadn't taken another step before Twilight was upon you
>"Starlight! Heh, you're home! How was the friendship lesson?"
"I just went out for coff-"
>She wrapped her hoof around your neck and lead you toward the staircase
>"Well, now I have something even more important. Today you're going to learn about the importance of discipline."
"Wait, do you mean internal discipline, or-?"
>"Well, Anon vandalized my new couch and drew vulgar images today. She's thinking about what she did in her room, but I believe this requires... corporeal punishment."
>You just shrug.
"Alright, you're the mentor."

>You peered into Anon's room; she was laying on her back facing away from you
>You entered, closing the door behind you, and Anon just sighed
>"Whatever diabolical scheme you've planned Twilight, it's not gonna work."
"Well, you're wrong on two accounts."
>Anon rolls over to look at you, obviously surprised at your voice
"Anon, do you know what you have here?"
>She frowned. "I've been kidnapped and forced to stay here against my will." she frowned.
>What an ungrateful little twat. She came from abusive parents, but this somehow wasn't good enough?
"Anon, you've got everything. A loving mother, comfy house, access to the medical equipment you need- why is it not enough?"
>...
"...Nothing?"
>...
"Maybe it's time you learned a lesson"

>>30510240
>You sat down on the bed hard, and Anon shirked away
>You pulled her by the hips onto your lap, where she started kicking violently
>"No! No!"
>You held her down with your left hoof and swung your right hoof against her thick ass
>*SMACK*!
>"St-stop!"
>*SMACK*!
>"I-I'm sorry!"
>You hoof slaps into her round ass oncemore, the flesh bouncing a bit with the swing
>"I-I promise I'll be a good girl!"
>*SMACK*!
>*SMACK*!
"Bad filly! You're a bad filly, you need to be grateful!"
>*SMACK*!
>Anon started crying, the pitch rising with every spank
>Tears ran down her face, a few having dripped onto the carpet.
>He soft, plushy rump was a bright red, and the crying hadn't stopped so far
"Bad! *SMACK* Filly!"
"Bad! *SMACK* Filly!"
>You gave her a few more slaps for good measure. You give her a short hug, and laid her back down on the bed.
>She was still crying as you left the room
>You felt a little guilty
>But Anon needed this. Twilight said so.

>>30510229
>earth pony colt

>>30510229
>"Is it all true? I don't think I've ever heard of an earth pony colt."
Where does she think earth pony stallions come from?

>>30510328
i think its a typo and is supposed to mean earth pony cult

>>30510338
That was sarcasm...

Emergency bump

>>30511074
When we have shit like >>30510229 I rather let it die

>>30511113
dont be a faggot, not like your helping any other people write for the thread. hes doing fine, same as the other people.

>>30511113
Fuck off

>>30511113
ur a rude dude, almost quints

>>30510328
i meant cult. as i said. tired... and also deprogramming. i write this all in the box

>>30510229
Kill yourself.

>>30511577
wtf stop

>>30511577
no you

>>30511113
>>30511577
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>30511113
>>30509875
>>30503070
>>30503044
Can someone give me a quick rundown of why everyone hate this writefag so much ? Up to now it's far from being the worst green we had in this thread.

>>30511796
Asshurt redditor raid

>>30511796
It's not just the "fuck off" guy doing his thing?

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>>30502858
really like this one
made a picture of it

>>30512180
[displeased mama horse noises]

>>30511796
>Everyone
More like one or two autists. My guess is that it's someone from PTFG who is butthurt because this general won't merge with them.

>>30512180
Good job!

>>30512230
We probably should though to be honest.

>>30512330
thats what a PFTG faggot would say...suspicous

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>>30512330
>>30512339

>>30512180
Fuck I love this

>>30510229
Don't listen to them Erf, they're a bunch of faggots. I would know, I had gay sex with them.

I wanna see where this is going, don't stop.

>>30510294
>Be Twilight
>On your way up to Anon's room, you encountered Starlight on the stairs
>"Um, Twilight... do you think I was too hard on her?
"I heard everything, I think you did fine. But next time, do a better job explaining what she did wrong, and why it was bad."
>Her head lowers an infinitesimal degree
"Relax, you did fine. I'm going up to talk to her anyway, this IS my job after all."

>You knock on the door, and failing a response (other than the sound of crying) you enter
>Anon was curled up in a ball at the center of her bed, her body wracked by sobs
>You sat on the bed next to Anon, and started rubbing her back in little circles with your hoof
"You're not a bad filly Anon." you said, creating a contrast between you and Starlight; you were the loving one in her eyes.
>Then you pulled her onto your lap in an upright position, holding her steady with your wings and making little shushing noises
"Shhh, shhh... you're not a bad filly. You just make bad choices...
...practically all the time."
>"I-I didn't MEAN to break the couch, I was just having fun."
"That's right, but you just didn't think it through. What's the lesson to be learned here?"
>More sniffling
>"...be more careful."
"That's right. But we still need to talk about the drawings."

>>30512629
>You opened your wings out and held Anon at arms' length
"Do you think it's funny Anon? Drawing vulgar images for everypony to see?"
>"Yes." she slipped out before covering her mouth with her hooves
>You loved Anon, but goddamn something was wrong with her
"Hmmph. Well, I think we need to do something about that. Because I'm angrier about the drawings and your cussing, than I am about the couch."
>"I'm sorry, Twilight."
>Her eyes were red and face matted with tears, but you doubted this
"No you're not. You've been pulling this kind of crap for as long as you've been here. I don't know what I'm going to do with you." you sighed.
>Anon sniffled again, pulling a droplet of snot back into her nose. Her shoulders couldn't drop any lower than they currently sat
"I'm disappointed in you Anon. You're going to bed early- right now- without dinner."
>You got up and walked out the door, but you poked your head into the room one last time
"I love you Anon. Don't forget that."
>You closed the door, nothing more to say to her

>>30512339
It's what half the board would say. PTFG/anonfilly is pretty much the prototypical example that /mlp/ uses when discussing threads that should merge.

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>>30512720
kys faggot, its not going to happen
now get the fuck back to PTFG

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Put your fucking dick away, you faggot.

>>30512720
We. Tried. I can link post after post to explain why we left /PTFG/ when we tried to merg. It was shit. Post after post, all we saw was fetish crap with OC's that look like Tumblr and Reddit had a baby and decided to start smashing them to the ground repeatedly. Now, I'm not saying "Anyone who likes /PTFG/ is a retard and needs to die!" But all I'm saying is alot of us don't like it because it's cringe to us.

>>30513004
That's not how you say
>rape

>>30512650
Getting juicy

>>30513004
FOR SEXUAL

>>30513143
It's never been tried. Absolutely PTFG has some fetish stories, so does this thread for that matter. I don't know what OCs you have a problem with. PTFG stories are usually about OCs but it doesn't translate into much art so the looks don't matter.
Link what you have anyway.

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>>30513004
But filly is for willying.

>>30513004
then quit looking at it, you double faggot

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>>30512217
Filly being a bad filly again.

>>30513725
Anonfilly wants to be pumped full of meat.

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>>30513640
Willy the filly?

>>30514063
YESSSS

I would have so much fun tormenting the filly like that.

>>30514063
You know you love it filly.

>You can't help but smile at the sight before you.
>Slowly reaching a hand over, you pet her under the covers.
>Anon does nothing but continue snoring softly on your chest.
>So cute.
>When you ever so lightly rub her flanks, her left hindleg twitches.
>She shifts in her sleep, and you move your hands back up.
>Her eyes blink asymmetrically for a second, before focusing on you.
>"Morning already ruined."
>She tries to roll off of you, but keep a hold on her.
>"Lemme go, you faggot."
"Nope. I won fair and square."
>She blinks a few times and frowns.
>"This isn't part of it, you already had yesterday."
"-I said that if I won, I'd have full cuddling rights for a day- a whole twenty four hours."
>"Fuck off, you never said that, now let me go, fucker!"
"...Sure, go ahead."
>You pull your hands away, and she walks over the bed-
"-But if you quit now, I won't be getting you anymore meat or liquor."
>She freezes, then slowly turns towards you.
>"You can't be fucking serious."
>You give her a super serious nod.
>She glares and scrunches at you.
>Then sighs.
"I fucking hate you."
>She makes her way back over, and you pick her up.
>Before she knows what hit her, you're on your side and making her the little spoon.
>You slink your right arm under her, petting her chest fluff, while the other rubs her belly.
>Quickly pull the covers back up, and bury your face in her poofy mane.
>It smells like lavender.
>"You're fucking lucky you still have hands you faggot. I would make you suffer."
"Mhmmm..."
>You close your eyes and continue rubbing, enjoying the feeling of her soft fur against your skin.
>She adjusts herself by wiggling her hips, her tail flicking as she does so.
"Hope you're comfy. I'm taking full advantage of these next seven hours."
>"Oh fuck off."
>With a sigh, you allow yourself to sink into the bed.
>Every time you reach your left hand a little lower, you feel her hindlegs spread just a little bit.
>"Fucking f-faggot, I hate you so much..."

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I want to do lewd things with this filly!

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>>30514063
HOT. I want to sexual Anonfilly.

>>30503182
>>30503210
>>30503228
>>30503246
>>30504142
>This was a lot deeper than you thought it would get.
>You need to do something to brighten the mood, and you have a good idea about how to do that.
>When you see Floor Bored coming back from her room you trot over and latch onto her in a hug.
>Bitches love filly hugs.
>She stiffens at the contact before relaxing in your grip.
>”W-what’s this about?”
“The mood was getting a bit gloomy. Just thought you would like this.”
>She lightly returns the hug.
“So, what do you do for fun?”
>”W-well, I, uh…”
>You see her cheeks flush a bit.
>”Mostly just… reading, and writing.”
>She slips out of your grip.
>”Well, this was… nice. But I need to get back to work now. If you’re still interested in reading one of my reviews, here.”
>She passes over the magazine to you before she starts to move back to her room.
>She pauses after a few steps.
>”Oh, I just remembered. The filly scouts are looking for some volunteers for an event later this week.”
>That might be worth looking into.
>”And you might want to consider flying lessons soon. I’m sure your teacher knows somepony who could help, or I could find somepony for you."
>You look at your little wings.
>Flying would be a nice thing to learn.
>You could find someone on your own, have Floor Bored help or ask Cheerilee tomorrow.
>Or you can just put it off until later.
>It is starting to get a bit late.

>>30514201
the thing I miss most about home is my reaction images folder

Please keep going. Even if it's not lewd and just another cute one-shot. Pls.

>>30514264
>someone to help fly
hell naw, you were a grown ass man, what's to flying besides flapping those damn wings?
and what the hell kinda child labor are they having for the scouts?
try to fly back to the room and read that magazine shit

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>>30514276
but anon, that was it

>>30514645
I know.. But it was so perfect. ;_;

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>>30514674
my writing gets worse the longer it gets, one post is good enough

>>30498128
Christmas is for faggots