Starlight Glimmer Thread

First for shithorse

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>>30486721
DELET THIS

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>>30486721

>>30486750
This
Dash is over rated and gay

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>>30486703
Too soon

>>30486703
I would give so much to be in that pool with her.

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>ywn carry out a school shooting with glimmy

>>30486834
Nah man it would be like Jonestown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6cGdahg_O0

>>30486703
who made the op pic?

>>30486901
http://adlynh.deviantart.com/art/Pool-selfie-688018865
You can reverse image search to find the source of most pics

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best alien

>>30487025
so Roger from American Dad?

>>30487025
Is Starlight Jewish?

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>>30487236
Yes.

>>30487236
that's a pentagram, not a jewish star silly
penta 5 jews 6 points

>>30487051
That's not how you spell GLIMGLAM

>>30487236
Jews don't exist in a perfect world like Equestria.

Any good artist that accept NSFW commission?(ring gag bj)

>>30487268
>NSFW
stop that

>>30487594
Stop being gay tho.

>>30487268
What's your price range? And what are you going to comission?

>>30487268
This guy does some good NSFW stuff
http://acesential.deviantart.com/
The prices are okay too.

Kites are fucking gay

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>>30486740
>which outfit looks cute on Glimmer
This is my favorite.

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>>30487268
>NSFW

Um, excuse me, but Glim Glam is for cuddles.

>>30488493
That shits on Derpi already?

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>>30488475
I vote for pic related.

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What's your favorite position you like to imagine sleeping or cuddling with her in?

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>>30488753
whatever way is warmest

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>>30488753
Spooning with my arms around her chest and her forelegs wrapped around my arms like in pic.
And my face buried in her mane.

>>30488475
I like collared glimmy is that counts?

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>>30488753
>>30488780
>>30488815
all of the above

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>gift your marefriend Starlight flowers
>she eats them

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>>30489195
Sweetest marefriend

>>30489195
that would be a compliment i think.

Back from the Hibernation Chamber, more virulent and turgid than ever. Pucker up, I’m laying it out hard and raw...

>Be Starlight Glimmer
>You’ve been staring into this maw of metal, tubes, and flesh for over an hour while Anonymous has been casually leaning on his own entombed corpse.
>Your mind has been struggling to process the function of this biomechanical horror.
“How… how does it work?”
>A grin paints itself across Anon’s face.
>”I’m so glad you asked…”
>Anon walks past you and in front the door.
>”Before I show you, I need you to promise to do something for me.”
“What?”
>”When my body falls to the ground, throw it into the machine before the door closes. These cybernetics are a pain to install.”
>Before you can ask what he meant by that, Anon whips out an object, something you remember him calling a Kinetic Repulser, and puts it to the side of his head.
>Then, his other arm grabs the one holding the device and slams it into the wall behind him.
>”OH NO YOU DON’T, YOU TRICKY DEVIL!”
>”Aww whats the matter? This solves BOTH our problems~!”
>”STARLIGHT, KEEP ME AWAY FROM THE MACHINE!”
>Without thinking, you throw Anon out into the main hall you both came down.

>Be…
>ME!
>(No-no-no, I’m the one in control here.)
>[YOU CONTROL NOTHING!]
>Oh don’t be like that, if you just let me—
>[NO!]
>The Repulser fires off a round when… you(?) drop it from the impact.
>(How rude of you, throwing a tantrum when things don’t go your way. You nearly broke it!)
>I’d break my own neck if it meant stopping you…
>(Why thats a WONDERFUL IDEA~!)
>Your[?] hands shoot to your neck, but the ingrate refuses to let you end your shared pain and be reborn separate.
>He just ends up choking you both.
>(Oh you ARE kinky~!)
>[SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP—]
>We’re not even going to die this way, just pass out.
>Then it can all start again~
>You[?] get to your feet.

>>30488728
Girls usually don't like natto... Starlight has good taste

>>30490154
Nobody likes this disgusting garbage.

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This is a relatable horse

>>30489955

>Be Starlight
>Fear runs through your veins like ice water.
>Anon’s face has become a split mask of primal fear and psychotic glee.
>You back away slowly as he moves towards you with sharp, jerking movements.
>A noise that can’t decide if its weeping or giggling emanates from Anon as he lurches closer.
>He whips an arm forward, then reaches down and picks up the Repulser, and presses it to his temple.
>Spinning to face you, he walks backwards into the doorway of the disturbing machine.
>In a calm voice, he says to you these words that made you feel as though the world was about to become a barren void.
>”See you on the other side~.”

*Click*
*THOOMP*

>Before his body could even fall, an arm of flesh wrapped around metal snatched him into the machine.
>But thats not what made this whole situation a nightmare.
>No…
>What has left you marked, what has scarred itself into your mind is the expression on Anon’s face as his brains painted the wall.
>The smiling half dominated.
>The metal doors seal before you.
>A gurgling noise like an upset stomach mixed with a train screeching to a halt bellows from the metal box of horrors.
>You bang on the heavy metal doors, screaming for Anon to be returned.
>Your eyes burn with tears.
>Eventually you collapse in front of the door.
>Amidst the mechanical grinding and gurgling, you hear something from beyond the door.
>Arguing, fighting…
>You jump back when a loud impact is followed by an imprint of Anon’s face dents the door from behind.
>More loud bangs are heard, then doors fly off their hinges.
>Two Anons, one in white and gold, the other in black and purple.
>The Anon in black is digging his boot heel into the white one’s back while strangling him with what appears to be some kind of umbilical cord.
>”St-Star… light… H-help…”
>”Stay back… The monster must die.”
>You muster all the power you can and launch the dark Anon into the ceiling.

2/?

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>>30490210

>>30490201
imagine mid-thirty woman childishly enjoying kite flying like this. so CUTE

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>>30490318
>mid-thirties
Oh gosh my heart.

And.. dick. Huh.

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>>30490341
I know, right? slightly old Starlight is best Starlighjt

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>>30490403
Not old, and not sultry. Just a full adult.

>>30490210
What the fuck.

>>30490210

>The Light Anon gets up after removing the flesh-rope from his neck.
>”Thanks for that…”
>Anon walks up to you and pets your head.
>”Knew you could do it, Kiddo.”
>You are extremely scared and Anon’s words are kinda helping.
>You’re mostly focused on keeping the Dark One pinned to the ceiling.
“What… or who is that?”
>”A doppleganger, corroded data, who knows? All that matters is that he is properly disposed of.”
>The Dark Anon, as you focus on him, is staring at you from above.
>”So, once that thing is mulched, you want to go out for that candy Tartar?”
“I… I can’t even think about food right now…”
>Something’s wrong.
>”Fair enough. Though, I will say that at some point we’re gonna have celebrate this momentous occasion~!”
>Something is wrong.
>”I’m thinking we could all go out for… Hm… I wonder what Trixie would want… Hey Starlight, think Trixie would like me?”
>Water drops land on your face from above.
>Something is VERY wrong.
“She already has?”
>”Hm? Oh yeah, she thinks I’m a dangerous psychopath and a monster. Nothing some quality time can’t fix with the new me~.”
>At that your magic changes targets, slamming the Light Anon into a wall.
>The Dark Anon falls to the ground.
>”Well… Gosh-and-Golly-Gee, aren’t I just the Loose-Lipped-Lucy~!”
“Who are you?”
>”The correct question… is, 'WHAT is he?’ Sorry, but in this game there ain’t no partial credit.”
>You look the Anon wearing the black and purple hardsuit.
>”And the answer to the question is… I have no idea.”
>”Aww, thats not true. I’ve been with you since the very beginning.”
“Was he?”
>”Not gonna lie, I may have gone crazy at some point. Its not like I usually went to people’s home with sonic cannons out of the blue.”
>You ease up on the magic, letting the other Anon down.

3/?

>>30487268
>ring gag bj
with glim?
you can have it for free

>>30490459

>He takes a step forward, then somehow projects his arm at the Dark Anon, slamming his head into the ground.
>”Computer, be a dear and initiate the Janus Protocol.”
>At that, the air became thick with the smell of ozone, crackling could be heard.
>The Dark Anon stiffened, then leapt as a bolt of energy struck the spot he once stood.
>”You… You dandy FIEND!”
>More bolts strike at Anon while the other one just, sort of, titters.
>”Language~!”
“WHAT IS GOING ON!?”
>Both stop in their actions as do the energy bolts.
>”What? What isn’t clear?”
>”I’d say it’s pretty obvious, but if she wants an explanation, we’d have to give her one.”
>”…I hate it when you’re right.”

>Be Anon
>No, the other one.
>The one who isn’t super absorbed in himself.
>Dammit, that describes both of you still.
>Okay, you’re the one who’s wearing the black armor with the skulls like the tool you are.
>Yeah, that works.
>Self-deprecation is your only friend right now.
>”Lets start from the top…”
>Poor little pone is tired of this insipid farce.
>”…Why are there TWO of you?”
>”Do you want short version or the long version?"
>Little does she realize that this is a rabbit hole of of infinite, unrelenting, shaving madness.
>”Short, please for the love Celestia, let the short one be the right one.”
“He’s my Eviler Twin.”
>”Guilty~!”
>”…You’re making this difficult on purpose, aren’t you?”
“You wanted the short version.”
>”Okay… Explain how ‘Eviler Twin’ is EVEN A THING!”
>”Well, basically-“
“Gonna stop you right there. Aight, look, you know how when a super hero gets hit with like a mirror laser or some kinda energy splits him into two different people, one good, the other evil?”
>”Yeah…?”

4/?

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>"You like kites? Noice~"

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>>30490515

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>>30490651
FTFY

>>30490639
Why do you hate porns, anon? Glimmy needs it

>>30490589

“Well Super Villains don’t get that. We don’t get a ‘Good Twin,’ we get a more evil version of ourselves that’s supposed to teach us some malarky about morals or empathy or something.”
>”Basically, he’s supposed to become a better person from this.”
“Yeah. All-in-all, this is pretty standard fair.”
>You both just stand there awkwardly as Starlight reboots.
“So, uh, you supposed to be like a paladin or something?”
>”Hmm? Oh- Devil in White, decided I should go with a classic.”
“Can’t argue with that…”
>You kick the floor in the hopes time will somehow move faster.
>It does not.
>”Is… is she alright?”
“Glimglam? Yeah, she does this whenever something conflicts with her definition of reality. You know the drill for these social outcast-types.”
>”Super Villain…”
>You both look at Glimmy.
>”You’re a Super Villain…”
“Graduated top of my class.”
>”Top of your…”
>Your doppleganger snippily claps his hands.
>”As much fun as it is watching the hamster wheel turn in Starlight’s head, I believe we’re behind schedule.”
>He’s right, spent way too much time with these shenanigans.
“Alright Glimmer, let’s go. We got some scheming to do and plans to thwart!”
>You carry the pony on your arm like a cat that likes to hang.
>Picking up the Repulser, you blow a hole in the ceiling.
“Ahem…”
>You lesser jumps.
>Amateur.
>”R-right! Uh… Death To Poochy!”
>Turrets hum to life and massive, rotary grinders start spinning.
>Click your heels three times and like that Kansas girl, you’re rocketing off into the sky.
>Narrowly avoiding laser fire and big, crushy, spinny, sharp things… OF DEATH!
>You thought you saw a few missiles here and there, but when you’re risking kissing plate-steel walls at mach-4, you can never really be sure of what you saw.

5/?

>>30490515
do it

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>>30490694
Its not porn it's just that ring gags are fucking disgusting.

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>>30490820

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Hi everyone, Mercury here.

This post is to show that I am not dead, and have been busy polishing up and cleaning my green. Just a quick update on the progress of my edits:

1. I expanded many segments of BICT in the first and second days of Insp Anon's ownership of Glims. Examples of this include:
> Insp Anon setting rules for Glims as his pony slave. [Takes place in the scene where Glims licks Anon's knee wounds].
> Insp Anon and Glims talking about pony slave runaways. [Takes place after Glims uses the toilet and before Insp Anon and Glims goes to sleep in his bedroom on the first night].
> Insp Anon letting Glims go first when drinking from a water fountain. [Takes place after the scene where they went for a run in the park].
> Insp Anon bathing Glims after the run. [Takes place immediately after ^]
2. I changed a lot of things like sentence structure, numbering formats (1 to "one"), fusing fractured sentences and cutting up exceptionally long ones.

I am currently at line 1885 for Part 1 of BICT. Will continue working on the next segments.

I would suggest that you read BICT only if you are very eager to see the changes or if you would like to help me by offering suggestions etc. Otherwise, please wait till I announce its completion in a later post.

As always, thank you so much if you have been reading and giving me your support. Do post your comments, ideas, suggestions and criticisms if you want to. You can be assured that I will read them.

Stay awesome! ^^

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>>30491086
P.S. Added about 5k words to the overall count. Now at 158,691, from 153,709.

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>>30491146
god damn you're going to make me read the whole thing again

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>>30491152
I would really suggest waiting, as edits really take much more time than writing new scenes. Be patient, and be rewarded.

I'm already working on editing the next segment, but IF you really want to, feel free to read up to line 1885 in the pastebin, and let me know how you feel about the expanded portions.
> I feel that my writing style was really... immature... in the beginning portions, so those edits were really really needed.
> Am quite happy with them now, and it feels more polished and fleshed out to me.... but being the author, I have a bias towards my work, so fresh eyes will help me immensely!

Lastly, thank you for your interest. It means a lot that peeps like my work. ^^

Also, have a Glimmy.

>>30491146
Wew nice, i've never read it so i'm looking forward to it.

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Its crazy how much I love Starlight. I get really fucking emotional about it every other week or so. I love her more than anything in the world and I just want to love and care for her. Her breathless charm makes me so happy and sad at the same time. She truly is a perfect mare.

I know im not alone in feeling this way but I just wanted to get it off my chest.

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>>30488753
The one featured in this pic >>30488780 is my favorite, by far.
But of course we don't necessarily have to be on our sides, it's just I must be able to hold her against my chest; only then can maximum comfy be achieved.

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>>30490154
What does it taste like? I don't like how it looks. I don't like it at all

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hoof

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>>30488815
Just gonna make this a lil more self insertable

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>>30494362
excellent

My power went out earlier today and it's not going to be fixed for another 40 hours (says the electric company). I wish Glim were here.

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>>30488586
I love the sock hat.

>>30495065
SHIT
I want CHS glimglam to step on my dick and bully me

>>30495202
*CPA?

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>>30495305
How could he disapprove of me loving such a cutie pie

>>30495255
Oh yes
Rather, I don't care, glimglam is glimglam

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>come home
>see this
What do?

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Twilight, Trixie, or Maud? Who's her best friend? Choose!

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>>30494912
>40
Holy shit that sucks

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>>30495766
is this a word cloud of last thread?

>>30495766
Where do you make these? I reverse searched with google, all I got was "teen quotes."

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Starlight is cute and everything, but have you noticed how sexy Sunset is?

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>>30495778
I don't think it's possible to choose. For me, all of her friends are important. But that's the best thing about friendship, isn't it? You don't really have to choose just one best friend. And as long as they are her friends they're good in my book.

>>30495871
I don't know i just cropped it from this.
>>30495778
Best friend? Trixie
Who should be her best friend? Maud
The way trixie treats her often seems really really manipulative they aren't very similar personality wise, nor do their personalities mesh well together. For me maud is 100 times more believable as a friend.

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>>30495923
This i mean.

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>"Forget Anon! The Great And Powerful Trixie is a much better lover!"

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>>30495899
On point m8

>>30495899
When I saw her do those cute hops in the short I actually gasped irl. It was too cute.

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>>30495898
> Sunset Shiller

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>>30495956
You sound like a fag but your heart is in the right place.

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>>30495778
>Who's her best friend?
Sunset Shimmer

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>>30496029
Good tast--
>Microsoft Edge
Nevermind

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>>30496037
Let's not let trivial differences separate us. We are beyond that.

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This is the best ship.

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>>30495732
I'd have to show her how it's done.

>>30496029
>>30496037
>>30496051
>>30496098
What would they do together if they didn't have an evil magic-user to fight against?

I want them to spend some casual time together but I think Starlight Glimmer will only crossover during a time of crisis, like when Sunset and the girls need the extra help, assuming she goes into the human world ever again.

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>>30496098
Nope. The only good ship is Starlight x me.

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>>30496910
This, except with me.

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>>30496915
This, except with me.

>>30496547
Twilight doesn't even know Starlight left. She might get angry when she finds out and bans Starlight from using the portal.

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>>30495305
If she was with me IRL, I would totally show her off to my parents. My mother would get along with her immediately and my father would pull me aside and tell me how proud he is that I managed to find such a perfect and wonderful partner.

>>30497028
>purple eyes
NIGGER THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY BLUE HERE

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>>30496946
How would they feel about her being a horse tho.

>>30495871
http://catalog.neet.tv/harlequin.html

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>>30496946
Yep, same, my mom would probably get along with her rather well.
Dad would've probably approved of my choice as well if he was still around. He always believed that if you love someone dearly it doesn't matter what others think. I guess he was right after all.

>>30496943
How about you watch the episode?

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Do you ever think about how autistic that shit is? Sometimes reading this thread all i can do is laugh, not because it's funny or pathetic, i feel similarly to the people her, but because of how fucking insane it is and how no one even points it out or makes light of it.
Maybe i'm just a normalfaggot but jesus christ i've never even been very entrenched in the fandom and this thread something makes me feel like i'm pushing myself toward self induced mental illness.

I feel tingling in my chest when i look at her pictures, i think about her every night. At first it felt like i was just indulging myself in a comforting fantasy but now i have genuine feelings.
I don't think it's impairing me other than keeping me away from real women but holy crap i don't want to end up like Jin.
>>30496946
I REALLY like that picture for some reason.

>>30490403

I'm glad it's not just me who originally thought she was supposed to be a good decade older than the Mane Six.

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>>30497746
>originally
It's true, though; she's like 30. Why would you stop thinking that?

>>30497666
Welcome to waifuism. No one points it out because it's normal here. If it's not impairing you in any way, then why worry about it? I actually suggest that you embrace it, because it could lead to improvements in your life. I can say for sure that she's helped me in certain ways.

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>>30497666
Calm down Satan
The fact that you're aware of it proves that you're not all the way down the hole, yet, and certainly far from it, you still got several stages before getting there
Try to write stories about you both, with important and emotionally charged shit like marriage, kids, whatever, and see what happens
I remember I was shaking and shit when waking up and thinking about it and whatever was going to happen next
After that you got buying a plush of her and treating it like the real starlight, then tulpamancy, and then finally, you'll be insane

>>30497746
>>30497838
She's not tho

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>>30497838
We don't have any idea how old she is.
I am going to continue believing she's as old as the m6 until we're told otherwise.

>>30497838

Because it seems like they backtracked hard on that. I'll still keep it as a headcanon

I should say too that part of it for me was thinking when I first watched the season five premiere that Starlight was going to be another former student of Celestia's, like Sunset. It makes sense: she had a star-related name (so Celestia would've wanted to train her, thinking she would be the one to redeem Luna), and is an inexplicably powerful unicorn. They didn't go with it though, for whatever reason.

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>>30497871
She is obviously older than the mane six and you are objectively wrong.

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who cares about how old she is?
doesnt make her any less adorable

>>30497666
You don't HAVE to be like Jin, satan. Be self-aware, keep it inside, be aware of how strange it is for other people. But here we're not bound by that so you see it how it really is for people.

Indulge in it but keep it a secret. No one around you have to know. But it's also a part of you no one can take away. It's a part of you forever. Isn't in beautiful? They can find your pictures, they can see you watch the show but they can never know that you're madly in love with a fictional horse unless you say it yourself. No one can notice you imagining her next to you. No one can see you imagining hugging her in bed. It's like a little secret between you, something only you two share and her that brings you closer than ever. Enjoy it.

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>>30497879
She's just immature for her age because she spent years not developing as a pony because she was too busy being a cult leader and trying to get revenge.

The brain isn't mature until age 25, and her true self stopped developing when she was 21 or so, so even though she's 30 now, it's like she's developmentally missing those 10 years of her life she spent as a villain.

>>30497870
Not everyone goes the way of tulpamancy. It's just not the right thing for some people. I know a few people who have had pony waifus since the start of the show, and they do not have tulpas. There is no set destiny for people like us.

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>>30497881
She is obviously the same age as the mane 6 and you are objectively wrong.

>>30497904
But that's not what I said, I was talking about how deep do you have to be in the waifu hole to be considered 'insane'
It's up to you to decide if you want to go down that road or not, it's not like this kind of shit can happen naturally
Or rather, you'd have to be insane before joining the ride or smth

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>>30497895 and her brain is finished maturing. She can grow a little bit, but who she is now is who she is for life. She will always be a bit immature, as if she stopped maturing at 20 like me because of years of drug use; it makes me cry with regret and is maybe why I love Glimmer this way, a 30-year-old who bounces happy when she flies kites.

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>>30497911
Oh Okay, I guess I misinterpreted your post.

Pony age is way to much of a can of worms to open. All we know is Fluttershy is a year older than Pinkie, and that Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash are probably the same age roughly since they went to school together.

>>30500005
Idk, flying school seemed weird
What kind of school lets young freshmen compete against seniors?
How old was spitfire then?
How does ponyville's school even work? Is cheerilee the only teacher that teaches all the foals from infancy to... however old they need to be to find a job/get into higher schools?
Are Pound and Pumpkin going to be in the same class as the CMC at some point?

Cartoon logics

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>>30498902
*kissu*

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>>30500556
>that watermark

>>30496946
That's really cute. I get the feeling my mum would love her as well, probably trying to give her upsies and feed her every 5 minutes.

>>30500790
>>30500556
If someone was skilled enough and had the time, they could edit the water mark away.
It doesn't look like it would be hard to do.

>>30501291
too many gradients for it to be worth it for me

>>30501291
It's the only starlight body pillow design i actually like desu.

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>>30501308
this one's decent but I like the other one better too

>>30500556
I could definitely do it, it would just be a matter of time. It would be a lot of meticulous work. I could get it done though. Possibly start later tonight.

Derpibooru features Startrix today

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>>30500556
>>30501367
and why the hell hasnt doublep made one of these? i need more thick fluffy hips damn it

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>>30502162
fluffy hips are nice

>>30502755
God I wish that were me

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>>30502755
I have trouble imagining her with fur desu.

>>30490515
YES

>>30502966
You don't really have to imagine it. Starlight canonically has a coat, just like every other pony.

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Daily reminder that we're all fucking insane.

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Anyone here familiar with Ranma 1/2's english dub?

>>30502162
Cause instead of doing something reasonable like this, I am doing something like
>>30490515

Commie circlejerk thread.

>>30504048
hey I'm looking foward to it

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>>30504066

>>30504048
Reee

>>30504048
cool still

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>>30502966
really? I have trouble imagining her without it

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have a pic i drew some time ago, hopefully you will like it

>>30504501
THIfat

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>>30504501
I like it

Also
>In 42 seconds
It was counting down. Once it reached 0 it started counting up and switched to
>x seconds ago

What did clover mean by this?

Reminder Glimmer denied Dance Magic Indigo Zap's presence.

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>>30504545
No really what the fuck though

>>30504558
my art broke the thread
>>30504538
:^(

>>30504545
Because clover is trash desu.

>>30504501
>ywn pound that child bearing hip

>You're invited to a group date by pony chads, feather bangs and thinderlane. The mares you'll be meeting are Maud, Trixie and Starlight Glimmer. After pairing off you find yourself with Starlight who speeds out on you about kites and magic. Its uncomfortable. She asks if you want to go back to your place for "coffe", clearly not reading the situation.
Do you accept her proposition?

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New DWK, All Bottled Up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_rTSngMLbI&t=7s

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>>30504682
What am i a faggot?

>>30504694
You said it not me

>>30504691
Fuck of dwk i already watched it.

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>>30504682
Uh, yes?

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>>30504716
I would be very surprised if he shills.

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>>30504722
I wouldn't be

>>30504735
Nah. I have good reason to believe he has integrity.

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>>30504722
If he doesn't get more of them patreon shekels he may not be able to drink himself to an early grave and we wouldn't want that now would we.

>>30504694
why is Glimmer so cute, huggable and kissable

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>>30504762
He didn't begin this project for Patreon shekels, and I doubt that's why he does it now. And part of the integrity is that he puts only the TLRs on Patreon, not his podcasts or anything else, unlike Greg who throws every piece of garbage he makes on Patreon and who began churning out 30-second-long garbage videos every few days to harvest as many Patreon shekels as possible.

***DWK could make more money working minimum wage at McDonald's than he makes from Patreon. ***

Therefore he does not do it for the money; he does it because he loves it, and maybe, even though it's less than minimum wage, people throw enough loose change in his tip jar for him to make ends meet.

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>>30504815
I'm joking anon, jesus.

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>>30504809
That's just how she is

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>>30504691
Honestly his rambling video on starlight was the first thing that made me actually think about starlight's character, that's what ended up sending me down the rabbit hole desu.
Not sure if i should be resentful or glad about that.

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>>30504821
Well, your "joke" was that he's an uninspired sell-out who only does it for the money. That happens to some artists, and it is not funny to joke about.

>>30504867
can't blame them, everybody wants/needs money
It's not easy doing it just for the hell of it, especially if you have the possibility to get money

>>30504867
You're honestly saying this shit to me on 4chan.

>>30504879
It's a matter of primary motivation. DWK makes less than minimum wage for his full-time job, so his driving motivation cannot be money. He loves the show, and he loves making parodies, and hopefully, enough people throw money in his tip jar for him to make ends meet. But even though he's barely making ends meet, he puts only his TLRs on Patreon, because he has an artist's integrity. He maintains quality and pride in his TLRs for the sake of their own merit—that is what counts.

Contrast with Jesse, who used to produce fantastic analysis videos into which he poured artistic vision and pride and dozens of hours of craftsmanship, and Patreon was just a tip jar. Now, he's returned to the ride and produces garbage ramblings for which he shills his Patreon by offering to put your OC in the youtube drawing: maximum profit for minimum effort. That is what becoming an uninspired sell-out looks like.

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>>30504879
A more direct way of expressing what I'm trying to say is this:

As an artist with a Patreon, if you had a million dollars in the bank, would you continue doing exactly what you're doing now?

If you answered yes, you are an inspired artist. If you answered no, you are an uninspired sell-out who only does it for the money.

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>>30488753
Right after a session of abuse

>>30505071
>doesn't even contain tmp in the filename
imposter

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>>30505071
>"I messed up again. I just know Anon will beat me for this."

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>>30505071
Not only are you degenerate faggot, you also lack reading comprehension.

>>30505097
Kill yourself.

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>>30505096
For some reason my filenames do not appear with tmp_ anymore
I guess its a good thing since I didnt want to stand out

>>30505097
>even if anon is a disappointment in his world, I still disappoint him

>>30486703
is it me or Glimmer is sexier when she's human?

>>30505188
Its just you
Don reply

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>>30505188
Just you.

>>30505215
why are there 2 Glammers?

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>>30497870
>After that you got buying a plush of her and treating it like the real starlight

I do not have a plush of her so I do this with a certain pillow

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>>30505239
did you not watch every little thing she does?

>>30505251
>>30505242
newfaggot detected

>>30505277
she multiplied so multiple anons can have her as a waifu

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>>30505310
Nope, just a typo. Can't do ctrl+s because I'm on my phone.

>>30505345
STOP PHONEPOSTING

>>30505207
>>30505215
but i don't find attractive in her pony form.

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>>30505378
I would but I'm not at home and I don't have my laptop with me.

>>30505382
Okay?

>>30505394
>Okay?
other then her plot, I just don't find her attractive.

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>>30505410
Thanks for sharing.

>>30505426
You're welcome

>>30504867
>it's not funny to joke about
I found it funny

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>>30505188
No you're right
Rather, her color scheme works better as a human desu
Not that she's not cute as a hoers, but she's above the rest as a human

>>30505251
Do you refer to it as 'her', yet?
Do you take her out from time to time?
Do you set up a picnic on top of a hill and cuddle with her while watching the sun go down?

>>30505215
>>30505239
>>30505277
>>30505317
Oh shit, we need a green about this

>>30504048
More starlight is always welcome

>>30505507
She's dressed like she bought her clothes out of a 90's nickoloedeon show though

>>30505532
>Anons appear in Equestria
>They all love Glimmer
>They all confess
>Alas there is only one pony named Glimmer
>But she can't make her new humans heartbroken
>Cue Starswirl's secret multiplication spell
>Now Glimmer can make everyone happy
>lots of secks
>the end

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>>30505507
I noticed you stopped replying to me once the tmp_ is not present anymore in my filenames
I will miss that

>>30505554
She always looked like the gf of a punk to me

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>>30505576
Oh but I still can spot you tho, I'm just too busy these days, sry bb
I'll try to give you (you)s from time to time

>>30505558
desu I was more talking about her cloning herself for ONE Anon, but hey

>be glimglam
>The map sends you somewhere
>But you're pissed about it because it was your day off and you expected to spend it with Anon
>If possible, in your bed
>Oh right I'm OP as shit
>Clone herself
>Sends the clone with the rest of the M6
>Fucks Anon all day long
>Unexpected magic shenanigans happen
>The clone can feel everything she feels
>Passes the whole day covering her wet slit and trying to hide her orgasms from her friends
idk

>>30505610
i tried to make it happy ending for everyone.
Imagine you get to Equestria and your waifu is already taken.
What do?

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>>30505532
>>30505532
>Do you refer to it as 'her', yet?
I don't talk to people about her.

>Do you take her out from time to time?
>Do you set up a picnic on top of a hill and cuddle with her while watching the sun go down?
I wouldn't have the courage to do that with a plushie let alone a pillow.

>>30505636
GET A NEW WAIFU

T. Powerthirst

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>>30505610
I'd fap to it

>>30505610
unf dude
>clone can't take it anymore and cums over and over again in public
>once returned their memories merge
>glim never left her room again

>>30505643
It's not lack of courage friend. It's abundance of sanity, unless you kick it with Jin

>>30505576
Give her a vape pen and she's complete in her hipster look

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>>30505643
>>30505656

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>>30505666
nice trips

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>>30484908

I just realized we didn't give you any ideas for the story. Is that why you've been absent?

>>30505645
more like wither from sadness

>>30505645
no

>>30505744
Yes

>>30505656
>Anon tries to comfort her, saying that things could be worse and that she looks beautiful when she orgasms anyway, and that her friends should be happy to have seen that part of her
>It obviously doesn't help her blushing issues
>"Oh I know!"
>"I could simply clone myself once more and send her, me, to tell them I'm sorry!"
"I'm not sure that's a good idea--"
>Too late
>"Welcome back!"
>"No!"
>"No what--"
>"I'm not going to do all the embarrassing things while you stay here cuddling with Anon! I want to be the one cuddling him this time!"
>"What?! You can't do that, he's mine!"
>Fight happens, Anon trying his best to calm them both down
>It ends in an angry, sweaty and exhausting threesome
>And Anon's the one having to tell them how sorry she is

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>>30505382
heresy

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>>30506714

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What would this conversation be like?

>>30506925
something something baguette sodomy

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>>30506732
WEEE OOOH WEEE OOOH WEEE OOOH

>>30505188
Pone or bust. Not interested in doug abominations.

>>30506925
>"How the fuck are you so strong?!"
>"I-I don't know!"
>"Who sent you?! Who are you working for?! KGB?! Volgin?!"
>"I'm sorry I swapped your cutie marks!"

>>30506732
Ow oh oof my bones

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>>30507158
Seriously, will Starlight being a powerhouse ever be explained? She's alicorn tier, if not stronger.

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>>30506714

>>30507209
Its implied she's only as strong as twilight and it's never actually stated that becoming an alicorn made her stronger.

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Glim a cute

>>30503741
Oh dear god… My waifus have become one… Today is good day.

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>>30507439

>>30507490
What? Yukio was best waifu in Ranma.

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>>30507518

>>30507555
I shall do as your trips command, only one true waifu… But I’m keeping my harem.

>>30505382
Just how? what in the goddamn

>>30505239
Similio duplexis

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>>30505215

>>30507243
that looks perfectly like she's yelling "what the fuck?!"
i wish i had the editing software to add that, could be a nice reaction gif

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I want to smoke a cigarette with Glimmer.
Day 2 nicotine free and these cravings are consuming me.

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>>30508617
Would you comfort her, anon?

>>30508453
Would you accept Starlight as a wife even if she's damaged like this?

>>30508628
what's wrong Glimbalaya? Want me to >help you again?

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>>30508655
I don't think she's meek and vulnerable, more often she reacts aggressively, she takes leadership roles and she's massively powerful.
No one could whip my glim glam.

>>30508457
Smoking waifu is huge turn off for me. You can't even kiss her without brushing her teeth.

>>30508655
Why the fuck wouldn't I?

>>30509309
Hideous scars on body and her mind is probably unrecoverably broken as well.

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>>30509364
>Hideous scars on body and her mind is probably unrecoverably broken as well.

i would do the best of my ability to comfort and heal her. Scars on her body don't matter, she's still Glimmy. I'd love her unconditionally and give her the care she needs.

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>>30508453
delete this please. it fucking hurts to see my Glim Glam like this.

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This would be my one of favorite Starlight image. I think artist captured her character really well especially her expression .

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>>30511036
I love her smile so much.

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>>30511052
awkward smile is her trademark at this point

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>>30509006
Gross. I wouldn't want her to have to put up with that in me.

Day 3.

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>>30511205
drop the cigarettes and have a much better time

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>>30511211
No way I'm going to replace this vice with another. I am day 3 smoke free. I am sick of drugs controlling me. I will be free.

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>>30505188
>>30505507
These anons get it.

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>>30511205
you can do it

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>>30511225
it only controls you if you let it. i went from smoking a shit ton to my second cold turkey. been clean for like a month and a half

Why is glimglam so cute?

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>>30511205
>been clean for almost two years
>get new stressful job this month
>all co-workers also smoke
>falling back to it and can't stop
She has every right to be disgusted with me.

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>>30511302
This is cold turkey from 2 packs a day.

It still controls my thoughts; I have constant cravings and some withdrawal symptoms. That's what addiction is: the drug restricting the girth of your path in life, like a walking in a trench whose slippery walls are the compulsions of habit and craving out of which one has to crawl for weeks and stay vigilant forever lest one slip all the way back like >>30511317.

>>30511317
It'll be a tough journey out, but you've done it before. You just have to reach your breaking point at which you say "enough" and throw off the chains like vines you are watering. Maybe you need to remember how miserable it is to be trapped.

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>>30509364
She would still need someone to love her and I would be more than happy to fill that role.

>>30511474
>that tail
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If the Mane Six along with Starlight Glimmer all played a big game of Monopoly together who do you think would be the winner?

>>30513925
>who do you think would be the winner?
My dick

>>30513925
Fluttershy
She'd play the 'I dunno what I'm doing please be kind to me' card, while she's a bloodthirsty wallstreet wolf deep inside

Twiggy would go in thinking she'd win easily
Rarara would only buy terrain that goes well with her hair/dress
Rainbow would fall asleep somewhere in the middle
Ponka would... who the fuck knows, but she won't win
And AJ can't read
The last two runners would be flutters and glimglam, because being a sociopath and seeing everyone as your enemy has its perks

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>>30513925
Glimmer or Pinkie Pie.

- Fluttershy would be too kind.
- Applejack would be too willing to negotiate loans and deals to help keep others afloat.
- Rainbow Dash would be too stupid and spend quick.
- Pinkie Pie is a dice roll. She is uncannily smart; she might be a brilliant strategist, or she might fool around and just have fun.
- Rarity has business experience, so knows how to play, but she isn't very bright; she lost to Pinkie Pie 35 games in a row in tic-tac-toe.
- Twilight is book-smart with a great memory, but as Monopoly involves human (er, pony) interaction at which she is poor, she would struggle.
- Glimmer knows how to be smart and ruthless.

>>30514347
>human (er, pony) interaction at which she is poor
Season 1 was a long time ago

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>>30514378
She is no more intuitively socially savvy than she was in S1; she learned social interaction through friendship lessons, which is practice and extrapolation from certain situations. Monopoly would be entirely beyond the scope of what she knows or can extrapolate to since it involves things like self-serving financial agreements at the expense of your friends.

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>>30514419 said, Twilight would catch on after a few games and then be fair competition.