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Satyr Abomination Thread #213 Christmas in July Edition

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Previous Thread >>30316101

>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.

Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0

Kid Icarus ROM Hack: An alpha hack for the NES Kid Icarus game.
https://filebin.ca/3NORheK9hIFr/hope.ips
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>>30414874
How many of you have tried the Icarus rom hack?
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>>30416226
I tried it, though admittedly not further than the second level, since I just haven't into vidya a lot in months and months. It's still pretty wip, and a lot of things haven't been changed yet, but the changes that have been made look good to me, considering the hardware limitations.

Supposedly, he upped the difficulty a bit, more enemies or something, but it didn't seem bad to me.
The real issue is the jump mechanics, 3bh. Because when your head hits something, you loose all momentum and drop like a stone. Don't know if that's vanilla or modded.

I absolutely think he should keep working at it, though.
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>>30416226
I played through it twice back when it was released and posted my findings as well as a bunch of screenshots.
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>>30416282
>Supposedly, he upped the difficulty a bit, more enemies or something, but it didn't seem bad to me.
I don't think there are more enemies, just some changes to the levels. Pretty minor stuff most of the time that doesn't affect difficulty much.

>The real issue is the jump mechanics, 3bh. Because when your head hits something, you loose all momentum and drop like a stone. Don't know if that's vanilla or modded.
That's a change in the romhack. The mechanic itself is fine, if unusual, and you get used to it, but it does break the level design in a lot of places because the max jump height is higher. For example you can skip parts of many of the dungeons and almost all of the last dungeon by going through rooms that were intended to be one-way the wrong way.
Also, there is one particular spot in level 1-3 that just straight up trolls you by causing you to jump into a gap in the ceiling so that you fall down. That should probably be fixed. The gap is there originally IIRC, but the new jump mechanic makes it trolly.
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>>30416795
Well, I didn't say it was broken, just that it could use more polish.
I stand by my position on the jumps, though. Momentum kills just aren't fun.
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I still think it would be pretty cool if he replaced Palutena with Celestia and Medusa with Chrysalis.
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>>30417021
Didn't he say once that he could really use the help of someone that has skills in sprite art?
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>>30417061
I don't remember. Could be. I thought he did the sprite art himself.
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>>30414874
Anybody else think this opening image might be used to open too much?
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>>30417767
What do you mean?
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>>30414874
Tempest Shadow Jr. and Storm King Jr. when?
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>>30418025
I don't know, I feel like it's been the thread's opening image more times than it should be.

This time feels a bit shoehorn-y even.
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>>30418072
At least wait for the movie to come out first.
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>>30418184
Do you even breeder?
Every second you waste not painting a womb is a second someone else could be doing it first!
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>>30418184
This. We don't even know much about them.
>>30418785
>breeder
Fuck you. It sounds like the only reason you want to create yet another satyr is because you want to see satyr versions of those characters and nothing else.
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>>30418785
Well, I mean since we don't really have 100% knowledge on exactly what the movie characters are like we can't really give their satyrs' personalities the right feel yet.

We have to know how the interact with their parents, eh.
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>>30418968
It was a joke, faggot. Stop shitting your diaper and trying to run people off.
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>>30419003
>It was a joke
Suure it was...
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>>30418174
It is a bit odd to use a christmas pic in the middle of summer, but whatever.
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>>30419188
I'm sure we have plenty of at least good enough pictures that we could've used instead.

Even a different Christmas picture would've been okay...
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Are your panties really in this much of a twist over the header picture? Jesus Christ.
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>>30419305
It's just a normal little conversation, nobody has any actual problems with it. Do you always make mountains out of molehills? Jesus Christ.
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>>30419305
>Have talk about why an xmas pic was used when Burger Independence Day is less than a week away
>Think people are making a big deal about it
Here's your (you)
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>>30419383
>Burger Independence Day is less than a week away
Huh. Completely forgot about that.
I wonder if we'll get some more art like this?
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>>30419424
Doubt it. Most of our content creators are probably gonna be busy.
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>>30419305
I mean I'm not cursing the heavens or anything, but I feel like the image's been used a lot I guess.
>>30419383
Canada Day's around the same time...
I have no idea what happens on Canada Day.
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>>30419460
>I have no idea what happens on Canada Day
I have an idea
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>>30419460
FUCKING LEAFs happen. It's the 150th anniversary of Canada. M-Maybe someone could make a pic with Leaf?
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>>30419615
That would be really nice. Haven't seen her mentioned in a while.
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Would you rather have Lyra or Anon be the main parent?
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>>30420301
Lyra for the muh ponies! Crowd and Anon for the self insert bucks.
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>>30420301
Lyra.
>main parent
By that, do you mean that they are divorced?
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>>30420318
I mean the parent for the main perspective.
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>>30420301
Anon.
I kinda always figured that Lyra is pretty young, like late teens horse equivalent, so Anon has to pick up some extra slack.
Though, not as much if we're herding. But Bon Bon works.
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>>30420324
Ok. Well, my answer is still the same.
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>>30420301
Anon.Lyra would turn Hope into monkey fucker and waste away the beautiful pony genes
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>>30420567
So would Anon. Only difference is he'd be the monkey himself.
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>>30420301
Oh man, I would go fucking insane.
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>>30419625
She's pretty a cute.
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Who's an amazon chaser?
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>>30422810
I'd say Pogo.
This makes him somewhat uncomfortable around one or two of his cousins.
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>>30422810
More important, who are the amazons to be chased?
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>>30422810
>>30423427
Would Broil fall under Amazoness?
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>>30423427
Good question. Purity Quartz and Pebble are strong, but not particularly tall. Ariana is tall (and big in general) but not particularly muscular.
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>>30423474
I never headcanoned her as being particularly tall, but she's strong for sure.
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>>30423500
>but not particularly tall
Satyrs are small in general don't think too much on that
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>>30423649
Darcy would be a good fit I guess. She's tall for a satyr and probably strong too.
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>>30423699
Would Gala be a good fit as well?
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>>30423699
>probably strong too.
In my headcanon she's the most strong satyr out there, but she has better things to do than showing off.
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>>30423720
Well now I'm just imagining scenes of the other strong satyrs gawking at Darcy very casually using her super strength in front of them (& some of them momentarily feeling like they've wasted their lives afterwards).
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>>30423720
>>30423745
>The strongest satyr
Thats not how you spell Purity Quartz.
>Pic of them wrestling when
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>>30423796
Match of the millennium!
Because Equestria only works in 1000 year increments.
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>>30423745
I'm picturing a situation like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2L7O7dYhvs

If I was on /a/ I'd be crucified for revealing I watched this show, let alone linking to the dubbed version.
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>>30424900
>Admit you like something on /a/
What's next, you're gonna admit you like any music on /mu/?
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>>30425359
Liking things is uncool, haven't you heard? Only by being miserable, cynical nihilists 24/7 can we truly gain the approval of strangers on the internet. That's what's really important, after all, not having fun.
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>>30425527
Being cool is too mainstream, and being non-mainstream is now cool and mainstream, but not as much as trying to just do your own thing while pretending not to care about opinions.

>"Oh, I don't need strangers validation to feel content in my lifestyle."
Fucking kill yourself, pleb.
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>>30427740
>When Darcy gets drunk, she likes to break into Twigglycorn's Sue castle and rob the place.
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>>30427775
>>30427740

>"My mother wanted to be a princess and now she pushes her failures and insecurities on me. I dont wanna be a princess!"
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>>30427792
>My mother wanted to be a princess
Poor Darcy
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>>30427810
Trans Mac is already canon too. Thats the worse part.
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>>30427740
>Satyr borrows your car without permission.
>Crashes it into a river.
>They're fine, but the car is now living out its childhood dreams of being a submarine.
What do?
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>>30428203
Grounded 5ever.
And gonna force them to work either under me or one of their mothers if they don't already.
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>>30428203

"Do you have any idea of how many years you're going to have to work behind the counter at Hayburger in order to pay me back for that car? Let's put it this way, you'd best start trying for that promotion if you want to be out of debt by the time you're forty."
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>>30428203
At least maxie will be happy
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>>30428532
Well, I'm okay with that so long as she just sits in it at the bottom of the river and pretends to drive it while making "vroom, vroom," noises. She better not take it anywhere or look in the glove compartment though.
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>>30428566
>just sits in it at the bottom of the river and pretends to drive it while making "vroom, vroom," noises
Shit, that's cute
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>>30428641
>>30428566
Isnt Maxie the boy one?
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>>30428685
According to the by parents list.

I guess there's nothing wrong with putting the girl one in that scene instead though.
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>>30428755
>Not letting the boys have some time in the sun
Why do you neglect your sonfus?

>>30428750
>That brown cutie with boobs
Ok...MAYBE I see why you'd favor your daughter.
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I want to talk about Darkest Dungeon satyrs again. Would Pogo be a jester or is that too obvious
>Can't meme your way to victory with Jester anymore.
>>30428795
Sonfus do get pretty neglected with the exception of a few.
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>>30428812
I'm down for DD Satyr talk. I dont think it would be too obvious, it would just be the roll most suited for him given what we know. I imagine Tonsils as Plauge Doctor cause she has been shown to have a history of medicine and less than moral techniques.

Berserk would have to be Darcy.
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>>30428795
I don't trust the sun, especially don't trust how it interacts with homophones.
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>>30428869
I saw Darcy more as a Man-at-arms type.
I guess with Pogo, the idea of this happening is pretty funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G8diWmBUv0
The two I'm torn about are Utah and Rory. I feel like Utah could be either the highwayman or the bounty hunter while Rory could either be the occultist or flagellant.
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>>30429006
Rory would for sure be an occultist.
>Mixes magic and buthcherism to surpass the healing of Vestal Glimmer
>Comes at a possible grave cost

Utah I can only see a Highway Man.

>That exploit
Jesus man I wish i got into PC gaming earlier so I could have done that.
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>>30429057
>It's a crit 0 and bleed episode instead of crit heal for 44 episode.
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>>30429840
>Run Plague Doctor
>Heal bleed and cure 2
>Get rekt by shadow how with 12 crit and 25 fear

This is why Tonsils hates everything
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>>30419492
who is this qt3.14?
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>>30430032
Desirae, the Harshwhinny satyr.
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>>30430032
a good girl
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>>30430178
>That pic
The flag only makes it hotter.
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Just a reminder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx6ej0Vh7HE
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>>30428812
>anon on Darkest Dungeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GW-Y445jUc
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>>30430872
>Anon
That was his problem. Only satyrs have a chance at conquering the dungeon.
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How is satyr and family going to celebrate 4th of July?
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>>30432881
I stern lecture in fireworks safety before giving daughterus half broken dolls she doesn't play with anymore an explosive burial.
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>>30432881
Inna woods. Maybe sneak the kids back to earth for some bbq if possible.
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>>30433857
Can't you bbq some fish and vegetables?
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>>30434528
Literally go to a pet store for your meat.
They keep cats and dogs, carnivores. So they have to have a place to buy meat, even though they don't eat it themselves. So you could probably get good meat very cheap at your local petco.
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>>30434573
Because petcos would exist, obviously.
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>>30434573
More likely the meats already been processed into cat & dog food at a pet store.

Might be able to ask the pet food companies about their suppliers though.
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>>30432881
They're not because my wife is not an American and neither am I.
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>>30430178
Happy Canada Day
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bunmp
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>>30437952
Oh cutie. I dont remember this one.
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>>30437972
It's new.
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>>30434528
I don't have a smoker tho. That's part of the experience.
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>>30437952
Is this Cottonball or another bun satyr?
Also, nude version when?
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>>30437305
Time for them to cuddle up and help each other stay warm through the night.
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>>30432881
We would just sit back and enjoy the fireworks.
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>>30438735
It's Cottonball.
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Wake up /sat/
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>>30439968
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>>30439994
Who is the radio host?
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>>30440745
I don't know, I just need it to say that for the joke.
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>>30440745
I imagine he's just some generic host for morning radio, and it even says that because it's a sheep operated station.
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>>30440757
True but I was always curious. Maybe that could be a cute idea of Eirwien always wanting to meet her favorite morning show host. Maybe it's an Alex Jones type? Or what is the morning show about?
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>>30440768
If I'm being honest, I'd more likely say it's just the radio station it was on & the alarms on the "wake up with a radio station" & "go off at 6:30" 'cause Eirwen's too lazy to change the settings.

It's also entirely possible that the one saying "WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!" is just a guest on the show.
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>>30440768
>Alex Jones
>I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING FRIGGIN CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN SATYRS GAY
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>>30440768
>>30440799
You know, 'cause I doubt that Eirwen's a fan of a show that wakes her up all the time.

I could see her devotedly hating it though...
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This discussion reminds me of the idea where Laika had her own radio show.
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>>30441367
I remember that. She had an uplifting backstory of having a speech problem and eventually studying hard and became a radio personality. It was cute. Wasnt there an off canon of her doing late night cause she goes fully furry or something?
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>>30441889
>Wasnt there an off canon of her doing late night cause she goes fully furry or something?
Highly doubt that. I do know that there is a pic of a fully furry dog due to some miscommunication between the artist and the requester who wanted Laika.
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>>30441953
Yeah. Furry enough that derpi removed it on the grounds that it was just an anthro dog instead of a diamond doge.
Though, in fairness, that was around the time that there were people just dumping a lot of anthro dog stuff on derpi and saying "ye ya boi, diamond doges an' sheeeit", so it might have gotten axed in the crackdown.
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Did a small thing.
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>>30442589
you tried/10
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Might as well post this. Couldn't get the sizes, proportions or perspective right so I gave up.

Also I neglected to sign it- OneOverTwo.
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>>30443613
>"Slime people are like, totally mellow, little dudette."
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>>30423427
Petunia if she worked out. How tall is Feather anyway? I'd consider her one.
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>>30443894
I think Feather's actually pretty short.
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For some reason, I'm imagining a clean dating sim where you try to win over our satyr boys...

(Especially the non Mane six ones.)
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>>30443911
Well, remember that buffamoo don't have huge amounts of sexual dimorphism other than boys being a bit more large. So those crowd scenes? Any number of them could have been girls.

Featherheart might be smol now, but she's gonna get stronk when she's grown.
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>>30444188
I think it's more: Small now, strong now; Large later, stronger later.
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>>30444205
>Strong now
EXTRA STICC!
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Satyrs are cute.
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>>30444444
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>>30444188
I could imagine her like how Darwyn Cooke drew Wonder Woman. He made her slightly taller than Superman in New Frontier.

So I can imagine her being slightly taller or shorter than him.
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>>30442589
Is that Lola in the background?
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>>30443613
Cute!

>>30443662
kek
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>>30444762
Lenora. She's currently cooking normal rabbits, something her bun doesn't generally like.
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>>30442589
idk why but Lenora made me think of the lion from Universal. Had a kek at that. Cute pic, is that how Lenora would try to get with Cotten? She like Fat Bastard and keep going "Get in my belly!"

>>30443613
That is the cutest George pic. I love her shyness. And Soozen a cutie too, she is everyones favorite* And Green Peace is there too!

*Not true at all

>>30444773
Oh is that what was going on? Damn thats brutal.
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>>30444798
>Cute pic
Thanks.

>is that how Lenora would try to get with Cotten?
The pred/prey play is real.

>Damn thats brutal.
Predators gonna pred.
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Bumping with another new thing.
Have some cyborg Melody.
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>>30444148
>satyr boys
Ew, what are you a anon of good taste?
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>>30445634
>"Activating 10x magnification." She says as her eyes begin to whir "I wanna see veins on that horse cock."

>>30444148
That would be pretty cool, but VNs are hard mang. Unless we go RPG maker
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>>30447302
>Being a royal guard
85% boredom.
10% terror.
5% getting bullied by princess Dawn.
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>>30447411
And being bullied by some of the other guards for being a satyr.
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>>30447434
>"Yeah? Well I can actually hold my weapon correctly."
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>>30447960
>"You'll also make a great distraction during battles as the enemies will target the one individual standing out from the crowd rather than all the other guards."
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>>30447960
>>30448032
>This goes on back and forth
>fastforward a little
>A small war has broken out
>The Canterlot guards are sent there
>Including Hotshot and his bully
>One saves the other's life
>They becomes buddies after that
>Insults are still being thrown between them sometimes
>But now only as jokes
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>>30449511
>tfw you realize just how far DJ's art has come since the primordial days of satyr.
Not that it was bad then, of course. But he's got real gud over the years.

I hope he can find time to come around more often.
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>>30449699
practice makes perfect
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>>30450710
Not if it's imperfect practice. This is why my art's still shit.
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>>30451166
Bull. Look up some guides and just keep putting that work in.
Do something long enough, you'll eventually get better.
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What instruments do Octavia's satyrs play?
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>>30451970
this thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3b1bz_9gEo
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>>30451970
Midi keyboard.
They're memesters who make black midi and doodlebob covers.
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>>30451970
They haven't found an instrument they like yet. You don't know how much you and your wife has spent on different instruments for them.
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>>30451166
How often do you practice drawing?
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>>30432881
Beer and more beer.
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There was some talk of a gender bent Warren and I really liked the idea so /d/ did a commission for me. Here it is. Hope you enjoy.

Name: Spurs

My take on her is she works as a deputy for Appleloosa's law enforcement unit. Though she does pretty well in her job she does get nervous when she realizes she's being watched. Which can sometimes lead to smaller goofs. She often wears engraved belt buckles that she thinks are cool but then usually blows up in her face.

>wears buckles that always ironically never hold up to what she's doing
>Wears "Boss Hog" gets hog tied on accident trying to rustle pigs
>wears "Feared" as she stammers to gets unruley kids under control
>And maybe they pull her pants down too adding to her shame as she tries not to cry
>Wears "Unstoppaple" as her cart gets a broken wheel and she cant go anywhere

She never seems to realize that wearing those "bad luck buckles" as the other law enforcement agents joke, often leads to major hiccups.

Just a little take on her I had and wanted to see be a thing. Hope ya like the art of this cutie. This is just all in good fun for me, and I treat it like non canon comic book stories.

Happy American Burger Freedom Day!
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>>30454086
I'd like to see more Emery art.
She's waifu tier.
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>>30454175
I'd like to see another satyr CYOA. It's a shame no-one ever found out what happened with Pyrefly.
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>>30454086
Two cyoa satyrs. Not sure if I should be sad it is "just" two or surprised we had two at all!
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>>30454249
Which one do you miss the most? I miss Curwhibbles; It had such an amazing atmosphere and writing.
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Articia content for upcoming thing. Young and older on the left and right respectively
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>>30454300
Both look nice, although I would've removed the hint of a chubby belly on the left one if I was the artist.
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>>30454320
It is a part of her character. She likey human food.
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>>30454300
Super cute stuff. Love this cutie
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>>30454322
Oh. Then I would have made her neck and arms a tiny, tiny bit more thicker.
A big belly isn't the only curse you have to suffer through if you like greasy food.
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>>30454333
Trips of love

>>30454340
Burgers man. I take it she likes Amerifat food.
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>>30453163
Daily for the most part.
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>Whose dad is really a dad
>pic related
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>>30454662
What if satyr's dad isn't even an American?
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>>30454682
What the hell are you trying to suggest with that? That a dad can be a dad without such attire!?
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>>30454662
>spatula
>for a grill
what?
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God bless 'murica
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We need more Utah & Bucky brotherly interaction.
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>>30457434
Is it because they're the only family with more than one male child?
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>>30457445
Kind of.
It'd be a waste not to make use of the brothers as brothers.

That & I want to see more Bucky.
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>>30455978
I like her Machinedramon cosplay
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>>30457580
He doesn't want you to see him though. Would mean he has work to do.
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>>30459294
Award for cutest couple
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>>30459855
But that's not Presto and Melody.
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>>30459934
Utah and Petunia would like a word
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>>30459855
>>30459934
Ship fight!!!

Which satyrs enter into the cutest couple contest for prom? Who is their date? And what do they do to set themselves apart.
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>>30460005
Well I think I know who won't enter the cutest couple contest.

At least I don't see Alex doing that willingly, either out of instilled family values or embarrassment.
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>>30459855
>>30459934
>>30459984
>>30460005
>>30460045
All you weak asses lose. Anon x Their moms/FemAnon x Their dads master race. THEY CANON FUCKED AND MADE THEM.

>All these satyrs bickering
>Their parents butt in and brag about how much they fuck
>Satyrs leave, screaming about how they are so embarrassing
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>>30460045
Embarrassment most likely. Not sure how family values would get in the way. What about for thr grandprize of 400 dollars? (200 bits ESD)
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>>30460094
These satyrs apparently have terrible parents.
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>>30460098
The whole "Gilda not wanting Alex to be a nerd" headcanon probably wouldn't want her to win "Cutest" anything, I think.
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>>30460099
To be fair, it wouldn't surprise me if the human parents did this then the pony/non-humans joined in.
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>>30460005
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>>30460271
He surely appeals to the size difference fans in the judges panel
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>>30460271
I will never not see Ariana as one of the legitimate electras.
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>>30460271
>>30460308
He said cutest couple contest, not freak show contest.
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>>30460308
It's not mutually exclusive IMO. Maybe she just tried to deny her feelings for her dad for a while and dating other people in high school, but eventually realized it wasn't working and confessed her feelings to him.
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>>30460308
Keep it in /sad/ please.

>>30460317
No bully
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>>30459984
>Petunia
That's not how you spell Feather Heart.
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>>30460443
This desu senpai. Petunia and Feather Heart are the purest ship.
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>>30460583
>Reminder that the reason Feather Heart initially pursued Petunia was curiosity.
>She mostly just wanted to see what a big rack felt like, then leave.
>She never thought she'd actually fall for her milky moo.
She's still a bit jealous, and tends to nurse aggressively.
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>>30460869
So Featherheart takes Petunia to Cutest Couple Contest? They have a good chance. Not many lesbian couples theyd have to compete against thorn and Mudpie
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>>30460927
Also maybe Yuzu and whatever pretty little thing she'd last managed to chat up at the bar.
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>>30461360
>Yuzu takes Mistake. Yuzu only went as a favor, because Mistake wants the prize money to take Yuzu's dad out on a date, but it's hard for her to get a job because of that mix of being a changeling, being 16 and looking 12.

>Alternatively, Yuzu and Murmer go, because they want the money to do something nice for their dad's birthday.
>There's a kissing portion of the competition, however.
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>>30461387
Kissing sisters trope in Equestria? More likely than you think.
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>>30461679
It's just a kissu. There's not even cock in the middle they'll be fine
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>>30461387
The man pays for the date anon don't be gay. She is royalty after all. But she is gonna use the money to buy him that nice coat he's been eyeing. That should grease the rails for her
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>>30460927
Thorn and Mudpie are just friends. Everyone just thinks they're dating because Thorn's supposed to be counter-culture and Mudpie doesn't have a sense of personal space. In reality Mudpie's kissed half the boys in her class.
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>>30461803
>The man pays for the date anon
Not in RGRE.
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>>30461827
Anon is old school man. He would insist otherwise.

Come to think of it, probably could be a good reason why he can never settle down. He always butts heads with females over the roles
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>>30461803
>Mistake
>Royalty
She's a bastard at best, no phat lewt is coming her way.
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>>30461821
Yes but how many colts are there in the class? 2 at most?
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>>30461843
That sounds like a cute part for a story.
Mistake finally secures herself a date, and at the end tries to pay for her much older man, only for him to adamantly refuse to let her spend the precious few bits she has on him.
She feels babied, emaresculated, and a little aroused.
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>>30461821
Y-Yeah, just friends.
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>>30461856
Atleast four or five, it's not RGRE rules.
>>30462092
Yes, just friends.
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>>30461679
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[gregorian chants in the name of Celestia and her sun]
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Oh good, we're back up.
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>>30464879
I'm not sure Darcy would like her dad giving other girl horsey rides.
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>>30465089
Kids will be kids.
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>>30466287
>>30465089
From the way he looks it's more than likely she jumped up on him and stole his hat.
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>>30466291
Thieving whore.
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Bump with new thing.
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>>30464006
No chants in the name of Luna and her moon?
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>>30468214
You need sun to grow those applus.
Let luna to yuzu and others sad/dark/edgy/troubled satyr
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>>30467417
Without a pun, it feels like you're just making a Mistake.
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>>30468368
N..no you.
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>>30469071
No need to get so venomous.
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>>30468238
>Bella and Yuzu start a club for those who enjoys the night
>Night activities includes stargazing, movie nights, see who can catch the most fireflies, scaring ponies for fun, camping and telling spooky stories, and more
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>>30469531
>and more
Voracious cunnilingus sessions?
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>>30469629
That's the test you have to pass to be let into the club. The blatant lesbianism dies down a little once you're in.

Well they need some way of sorting the time wasters from those willing to bite the bullet and tongue some clit.
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>>30469629
>>30469661
>Instantly turning it into porn
Of fucking course...
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>>30469743
Ye boiii
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>>30469531
Those are really cute and comfy. What kind of movies would they watch? And would Yuzu feast on chocolate grasshoppers or other insect based treats? Or is she more fruit bat based?

>>30469661
>>30469629
Take it to /sad/ please. I was just saying we need new ideas to break the usual boring lewd topics and that could be a good starting point.

>>30469743
No offense anon but crying like that won't change anything. Just redirect and add to the comfy sfw talk. Pitching a fit will only encourage troll anons to keep talking about it to spite you.
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>>30470461
>chocolate grasshoppers or other insect based treats
Do you mean, like, real insects dipped in chocolate?
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>>30470478
Yeah. I always figured she'd eat small insects and meat. But I remember people saying she's based off fruit bat or has a diet like them. Or she'd eat those candy lollipops with the little scorpion inside.
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>>30470498
I'm suddenly imagining Yuzu eating fried tarantula on a stick. I hate spiders.
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>>30470519
Most in the midnight society eat roasted mashmallows. Yuzu eats roasted tarantulas instead.
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>>30470549
>As the others bring out their bags with snacks and treats, Yuzu brings out a small box with tiny holes here and there
>Looking inside it leaves her confused, for it is empty
>"Dang it! Could have sworn I closed the lid properly" she grumbles to herself
>"Hey, has anyone seen my snack?"
>As if on cue, a shriek is heard from Bella
>She sits there paralyzed in fear as a massive tarantula is crawling on her skin
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>>30470651
kek
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>>30469531
Yuzu and Bella's night appreciation club sounds like the most cute thing ever, i bet the first night it was just those two watching the stars and talking endlessly about life and keeping each and other warm for the night.
How Luna will react to this?

>>30469629
you think they use a strap-on?

>>30470651
Just wait when she see the centipede on her leg
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>>30470834
>How Luna will react to this?
I imagine she couldn't be more happier over the fact that kids learn to appreciate things about the night a little more. She would no doubt pay a little visit some night just to show her support.

Would Luna try and force her kids to partake in the activities so they could make some friends?
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>>30470905
She'd make 'em go at least once,
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>>30470834
Luna is a big fan and often goes over to shoot the shit with fellow night enthusiasts. Talk about which resturant has the best late night snack food, which club has the dankest beats, probably giggle girl talk. Lots of fun when Auntie Luna goes over.

>>30470905
>>30470928
Luna would be a little subtle over how her son could go with her and talk to these "cute mares of the night" she'd secretly hope with all her hope.
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>>30471005
Come on now, Luna has a daughter too. What about her?
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Shark pussy?
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>>30471072
Well Luna won't try to pair her daughter with any of those girls. And as for how she'd react she'd probably have a hard time talking with them but does enjoy their company. She probably was the one who suggested the movie nights because it gives her the silent break periods she needs and something they all have in common to talk with.

>>30471109
>>/sad/ please
Don't post lewd talk here. If you want to talk about lewd stuff with Buoy and other fish satyr cuties please do it over there. I would welcome discussion about her there.
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>>30471123
>Well Luna won't try to pair her daughter with any of those girls
But she will try with her son because it's all about shipping for you.
That club isn't a girls-only club, you know.
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>>30471123
>Install now...
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>>30471138
>Spoiler
>Thinking parents don't try and fix their kids up at one point or another
And also so far it's only been girls discussed. So don't try and make things hostile and instead add some guys to talk about then
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>No boys allowed! REEEEEE!
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>>30471151
>Thinking parents don't try and fix their kids up at one point or another
That's not something they try to do 24/7 the second the kids are born. If your parents do that to you, then you have some fucked up parents.

>so far it's only been girls discussed
Not really. Two girls who are in the club has been mentioned, that's it. Absolutely nothing posted has been hinting that it's a girls-only club.
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>>30471168
>That's not something they try to do 24/7 the second the kids are born.

It kind of is something they do when they've just found out about some cute girls they could probably set their son up with though.
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>>30471176
>when they've just found out about some cute girls
And Luna, whom is married to a human, would start thinking like that only after she found out about a club filled with satyrs and ponies who enjoys the night?
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>>30471194
Honestly it probably would've started sooner but this is likely the first time she's actually got something to bring up (all the other "night clubs" would've been slightly too inappropriate agewise, probably).
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>>30470519
Might color this later when the lad helping me to suck less gets some time to redline me a bit.
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Yuzu and Bella's night appreciation club is for comfy moments and non-lewd hugs
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>>30471233
I am definitely going to save that if you colour it. Hell, I'm saving it right now!
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>>30471233
Not him, but her neck looks a bit too thick and I think her back hair usually goes a bit more straight down and not as much in towards the neck.
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>>30471151
Remember, the only acceptable answers here are daughters, moms, and anons.
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>>30471519
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>>30471260
Hmm, looking at it, I think it's less that it's too thick, and more that it's too long.
Double checked and Yuzu's hair shifts from barely past the nape of her neck to very long. Shortened it anyway.

Added her wings too. Don't know how I forgot them.
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>>30470651
Bella should be used to things craaaaaaaawling on her skiiiiiiin by the looks of her.
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>>30471665
>Not know all emo grills are the biggest posers and fold like a house of cards
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>>30471690
I've never met one. We don't really have cliques and subcultures like that were I live. Most of my knowledge of emos comes from memes and porn.
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>>30471656
youre doing a good job man
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>>30471233
>A
Always, always, ALWAYS make construction lines. These lines help you to plan out your characters and to see if your proportions, angles, etc. are correct before you commit.

>B
We all have different styles, so I'm just using my style for this part. Again, construction lines will help you to know where you should place the character's features. Not all characters are the same, that's the beauty of distancing the features of different characters; move a nose too high and a character you love may look like a complete stranger. I typically draw Yuzu's nose a bit closer to her mouth.

>C
Again again: construction lines are your friend. this line signifies the center of her face, making it much easier to place her facial features. You did a good job centering her features. I only added this to help you see the contour of the face.

A key skill for 2D artists is their ability to visualize their art as a 3D image. Practice drawing these construction lines in a 3D space and it will eventually become natural for you visualize it without the lines.

>D
When the shoulders lift, they move inward a bit, especially when conveying a delighted/satisfied emotion. Study the anatomy muscles and their movements. I never took a class or anything myself, but looking at other artist's tips helped me immensely. Just take a quick look at "drawing muscles" on pinterest or similar sites.

>E
As mentioned above by another anon: female characters have much thinner necks than males. Also, I shifted her neck over a bit. Remember that you need to visualize the anatomy of your character. The neck connects to the back of the head. F shows how the head lowers and the shoulders rise.

I hope this helps. I will also post that much older drawing tutorial I posted a long time ago.

Hands are a whole 'nother tutorial. Those took me literally until last year to feel comfortable with, and I'm still practicing human feet (ankles and toes are a bitch).

Keep practicing and good luck, anon.
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>>30471994
Turns out, I don't have that old tutorial, sorry. I scanned it to my old computer and never backed it up (nor several other old pic) when I transitioned.

I apologize to anyone from /sad/.
I shouldn't have asked for requests without warming up.
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>>30472030
>I don't have that old tutorial
this one?
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>>30472061
That's the one.
Cheers, anon.
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>>30472080
oops
wrong image
lol
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>>30471994
>>30472030
Thanks DJ.
Saved your post so I can look it over now and then. Probably won't redo this specific one, but I'll try to apply your tips in future pics.

And I really appreciate how much support satyr's giving some random fag who, until a month ago, hadn't even made a doodle in about 10 years.

>>30472030
>I apologize to anyone from /sad/.
>I shouldn't have asked for requests without warming up.
Eyy, no worries my dude. Honestly, just glad you're still kicking around.

Out of curiosity, though. Are you still planning on doing any of those fathers day requests?
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>>30472096
>Are you still planning on doing any of those fathers day requests?
99.9% probability of no.
Since I got a promotion, I really don't have much free time. What little I do have I try to spend it with my family. I don't want to drift away from them.

On the rare occasion, I get a me day.

Today is one of those days.
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>>30472122
You're a good person man, And we totally get it.
>I got a promotion
congrats
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>>30472122
Unfortunate. But you do you then, man.
I'm sure everyone appreciates what time you are able to give us.
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>>30472122
You got a promotion? Cool, so what vault are you overseeing?
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>>30472155
He lives in a hellish heaven now.
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>>30472186
I'd rather kill myself than be surrounded by nothing but women for the rest of my life. It'd be nothing but 24/7 bitching and me having to put up shelves. Anybody have that screen cap of those two separate remote islands on that survival reality tv show, one with all women and one with men? The one with the men was made into a reasonably livable little village with surplus food and water supplies, while the women just sunbathed all day and argued until their food ran out.
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>>30472271
At the risk of saying something #problematic that might #trigger someone, I'm a bit of a gender traditionalist, honestly.
In my experiences with women, be they family, friends, girlfriends, the old claim that women are more prone to emotional thinking seems very much true.

Not saying that women are less intelligent in their actual ability, nor that there aren't plenty of astoundingly dumb men, just that it seems from my personal experiences that the average woman is more likely than the average man to grasp onto poor ideas because they liked how it sounded, or make poor long term choices in favor of more gratifying short term ones, and just generally behave in ways that make little logical sense.
I just feel it's often better for the family unit as a whole if the man of the house is in fact the main authority in it.
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>>30472271
>>30472344

Long ago, in a distant land...

The men hunted and were forced to work with each other or be rejected from the group and starve. Individual skill and knowledge meant surviving. But teamwork meant prosperity.

The women didn't rely on teamwork for survival, but they had their own contest to see who could get the most powerful cock for the most powerful kids. They would passive-aggressively nip and peck at the weaker women to remove them from the competition without compromising the integrity of the tribe.
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>>30472122
Enjoy your me day DJ! Glad to see you still around.
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Which satyrs would be the Fantastic 4 group? When I say that, I'm talking about the family of heroes. The ones who go on adventures together.
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>>30473047
I could see Twilight's satyrs & maybe Thistle at least getting dragged on heroic adventures.
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>>30472344
Wouldn't surprise me, honestly.
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>>30472271
This?

>>30472344
From what I recall from when I was a psychology student a decade ago, there is a noted difference in the average IQ dispersion between men and women. It's not huge, but basically there's a larger variation and range of disparity for men than for women, so that a greater percentage are either well above or below average, whereas women tend more towards the average with fewer outliers at the extreme ends of the spectrum.

Or something.

Like I said, I haven't studied the subject in about a decade so my memory is fuzzy.
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>>30471656
Those are some massive wings.
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M6 family vacation
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>>30472344
>>30475191

Would this have more to do with the fact that girls tend to be coddled longer than boys? It perfectly explains why so many more of them grow up to be spoiled and bitchy, and why there are men that behave similarly after coddle culture was extended to boys.

If anything it tells me that you have to roughen up your kids from an earlier age so humility and appreciation for hard work is more ingrained into their heads. It will not bridge the gender gap, but it'll mitigate the worst effects of it and put all your kids on the right track.
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>>30475840
>The kids wants to run around and play all day
>The wives want to go sightseeing everywhere and then go shopping
>You just want to kick back and relax with a cold one and your buddies
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>>30476100
In the majority of species, males and females have notably different inherent behaviors. And since things other than humans don't exactly have cultures to condition them, it falls down to the two genders have different hormone levels flowing through brains that have what different biological wiring.

There's probably going to be some level of inherent difference in mindset no matter how they're raised, unless you go full brainwashing.
And no amount of being PC and wishing it weren't so will change that.
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>>30476165
That's why I didn't say that the gender gap can be closed. There are biological differences between genders that are extremely hard to even out. Culture was simply built around these evolutionary differences.

But one might as well make the best out of the situation and stop spoiling children in the first place, if you want family problems down the line. That applies to girls too, because while females are not as hotwired for hunter-gathering roles, a spoiled little girl that grows into a bitchy housewife, a leech, or self-serving working mom is not conducive for a stable family anyway.
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>>30476224
>if you *don't* want family problems down the line

Fixed.
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>>30476224
>self-serving working mom
Honestly, I don't feel like the flip of a working mother and a stay at home dad is at all detrimental. I just feel the guy should probably be a bit firmer to compensate.

See, I was raised by my grandparents, both of whom worked for most of their lives, but around the time I was born, my grandfather had to enter disability because he suffered a shattered hip and pelvis after falling off a train at work, leaving her the primary breadwinner.
Despite this, he kept dominant control over the house and finances until he got Alzheimers and died. And he never once had to physically, verbally or emotionally abuse her to keep her under control.
She's certainly been tremendously more loose with her cash since he died, frittering it away on dumb shit then complaining about not having money. And far more prone to petty, childish behavior. But she always keeps enough to live on and doesn't tap into the savings accounts.

Meanwhile, most of my cousins are stay at home housewives who rule the roost, with husbands who work full time on construction or oil rigs and such, and they tend to be flat fucking broke and live in trailers.
One is so fucking bad she frequently blows all the months money on whatever dumb shit without even realizing it, then calls up random family members begging for cash so her husband won't find out.
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>>30476448
Interesting. My extended family is the mirror opposite.

Much of the family came from second generation immigrants with impoverished backgrounds that grew up rough and had to claw their way up to middle class. That meant more working parents than stay-at-home parents (it's typical for grandparents to babysit the children; in my case my grandmother was the only one raising me because my grandfather died before I was born), and the female side tends to manage household finances, display frugality, and are cooperative with their husbands, while it's the married men that tend to be more indulgent with spending because they live by the "work hard, play hard" mantra.

Either way the children are reminded time and time again about their parents' (and grandparents') upbringing and how they could easily fall into the same shitty situation if they live carelessly. So the traits of the parents are easily carried down to respectable genders of children (even the ones that end up with stay-at-homes roles).

A lot of cultural dissonance at play here. That might be why it's a little harder for me to wrap my head around your experiences (which I can still believe).
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>>30476164
> Wives
>Harem shit
>>>/trash/
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>>30477899
I meant each dude's wife, you absolute retard. You know, you stand there with your five buddies, whom are each married to one of the Mane 6, and all watch as the wives have a friendly chatter with one another on what to do on the vacation.
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>>30477899
>Implying there is anything wrong with harems when it's written well
Hey, that story where Anon is married to Lyra and Gilda was really good.
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>>30477899
retard alert
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>>30478001
>The kids
>The wives
>You
Nice damage control, faggot.
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>>30478181
You're either retarded and don't know basic English, or you're a shitposting troll trying to start shit. I'm guessing it's the latter one.
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>>30478181
>You and buddies
Are you even trying? I pity (You).
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>>30473903
I don't know. Would Twilight really drag her own kids with her on her adventures and put them in danger?
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>>30478217
>>30478352
Does not imply buddies are married to the wives. Shit, proper phrasing would be "you and the buddies" or to leave no room for misinterpratation "the other husbands and you". But no, the subject in the third line is YOU. The first is WIVES. Learn proper fucking structuring.
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>>30478367
It's a bit of a 50/50 depending on what type of overbearing she decides to be that day.

I could also see her dragging them to something that seems innocuous but turns into an adventure.
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>>30478367
If she's anything like Reed, I wouldn't doubt it.
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>>30478217
>>30478383
Also, to add on for English purposes, not getting into the nitty gritty about any of where this might be going, tacking on something near the end usually implies a lesser importance. Tacking on as in placing it near the end; not necessarily as a second thought or after thought. Think of it as an "also Zoidberg" type of deal. Something for any local writefags to consider. A small mistake that can be easily repaired; or an intentional gag to easily execute.
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>>30478383
I might have miss the point there.
Kids, wives, their husbands, those are irrelevant things, YOU however is the center of the whole post. I bet Anon knows proper fucking structuring, and you might take a class or two on writing structure.
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>>30478477
>You might
fix
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>>30478383
>Throwing a tantrum and calling others faggots over that
>A tiny spelling mistake
Gee, fucking sorry. Guess we all better make sure to write every single thing in great detail from now on because you can't put two and two together without assuming the worst.
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>>30478491
Also harems are the best.
mormon here
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>>30478497
Not a mormon, but I wouldn't mind having all the pony waifus and satyr daughterus.
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>>30478515
My dude.
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>>30478515
>not a mormon
Hahaha, yeah sure Anon, we'll all be your wives what a joker.
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>>30478497
It's alright when it's two wives or husbands and, like >>30478051 said, well written. More than two and it just feels stupid and a bit forced.
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>>30478051
Give me the link Anon.
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>>30478575
Well, most of harem fiction is part comedic, so it supposed to feel silly. And in real life even one wife relationship might feel stupid and forced. And the opposite is true, you can have an amazing relationship with 10 wives.
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I'm bored. For Cape satyrs, there are some archetypes I see some matching. I think Hope should be the Superman, the one that everyone looks up to. Either the Royal family or the Sparkles can fit into the Fantastic 4 archetype, a family of scientists and adventurers.

But who would be match Nightwing/Spiderman archetype? The one who started it young and was considered "the kid hero." Usually worked with someone older when they started, but worked solo when they felt confident.
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>>30478615
Not him, but I found this
https://www.anonpone.com/pastes/story/uEU0a4bh
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>>30478669
Thank you my man. I will check it out after a movie.
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>>30478656
Tough question. I guess Pogo is too obvious?
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>>30478656
If you're already using other Apple family satyrs, I could see Pear there. Well, more like the role would actually establish some character in the first place for him.

If not, I guess maybe Jay? Like if he had music themed abilities, I guess? I don't know.

(Though isn't Spider-man more of a "Started young under no ones tutelage or guidance, and is pretty much never confident in his role" type? Young hero: No guidance, I mean.)
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Satyr Super Heroes

What are their team names?
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>>30480296
What are the individuals' names? Somewhat need to know before giving out some of the team names.
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Short hair feather?
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>>30480709
Mohawk indian.
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>>30480345
Satyr hero names?
Ok Im down, what would be satyrs hero name? Or villain?
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>>30481847
Big Dicker*
*Attempted name by most satyr boy heroes/villains; but taken by Princess Mistake. For the lols. She also owns the properties if 47 variants.
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>>30480709
>>30480990
>Utah, Feather Heart, Ambrosia, and a few colts and fillies try and come up with names for themselves in a game of Cowboys and Indians
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>>30481847
Muddle would be called Red Dragon. After the biggest bad ass dragon class. (He attacks things and lights them on fire.)

Presto would call himself Mana. (All offensive magic. But low level. He is learning more advanced magic though.)

Starburst was given the name Illusion. (Well versed in stealth magic. Usually used for recon missions and not so much offensive)

Melody takes the name Blind Fire. (Her costume is a well enforced tank class that she uses to crash head long into things. As her name states it's a crapshoot if she hits friend or foe.)

Darcy goes by the name Coyote. She wears tight luchador outfit and has a rope for the more troublesome perps. Just pretty strong but no powers.

Utah calls himself Flint Fire. He is a pretty good shor and has a special sniper rifle for long distances.
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>>30478769
I figured the Apple Family would be the one with the Robins considering how many there are. Darcy would be the Batman or just the one who starts it and Utah would probably be the Dick Grayson Robin. And yes, that includes the Pixie boots and scaled shorts.It is one of those secrets that he's keeping to himself and not telling anyone else if they don't know he used to be a sidekick. Either him or Cider where her and Darcy are only a few years apart, and the age difference would be more and more noticeable as time goes on.

The thing with Spidey was that he did start solo, but usually other heroes tagged along to help him out like the Fantastic Four. Both him and Nightwing fill that sort of character archetype of being the ones that started young and everyone knows them because of how long they've been doing this. They are also Casanovas.
>>30481847
Hope would be Ultra Mare and be the Classic Flying Brick. Darcy would be the Mighty Mare. Utah would start as Little Colt during his sidekick years and move on to Dark Horse once he goes solo. I'll think of a few more later.
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What if your kid asked you if you could be the villain? Or if they asked their mother? The M6 has been on a lot of adventures, so surely they must know a lot about villains and how to act like one.
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>>30484705
>You as a villain
I "rape" their mother. What good hero origin story doesn't have the hero's parents suffering?

https://youtu.be/t3IPNrcuOEc
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>Prism is a flying speedster, not Icarus-tier, but is getting their. Can't think of a good name. Will eventually become Speed Wizard tier who can do bullshit like absorb the speed of an explosion.
>Mumble is the spy who can phase through objects and invisibility. She calls herself The Phantom.
>Rory is the Green Lantern expy, inherinting traits both from Hal Jordan and Alan Scott lanterns such as his magic is based off of his will.
>Utah is the sort Jack-of-all Stats. Good at plenty of things, but definitely not the best.
>Thorn gets a venom suit that's made of plunder sap. Has all bullshit the venom suit has without the part where the suit will eventually kill you.
>"Camp Counselor" is optional depending on their age
No telepaths allowed

At least that's my idea team for the Sidekick/Soon to be former sidekick team.

>>30484705
Be the best villain there is.
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>>30484705

"Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?"
>Your daughter shakes her head causing you to smirk.
"I thought not. It's not a story your mother would tell you."
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>>30481847
So what would the setting be like? Would it be like Boku No Hero, One punch, or the DC comicverse?
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>>30487580
Well given its a world where literally everyone has powers or abilities probably more like My Hero Acadimia. A school where the more gifted go and train to be M6 tier heroes.
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>>30487580
So definitely not something like Marvel?
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>>30487772
Have you seen Marvel in the past few years? I don't even want to mention them. Their canon is a mess, they constantly do character assassinations for events, they try to mimic the MCU without understanding why it works in the MCU only, and they make their books fucking expensive. Just today they made Secret empire a dollar more expensive while DC made the rest of Metal a dollar cheaper.
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>>30487826
I'll be honest, really the only Marvel books I've been reading are Squirrel Girl & Gwenpool & I've only been reading from the trades so...
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>>30487580
I want to say DC.
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>>30481847
Who is the cutie with the long tongue?
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>>30489700
Sue. Hero name Froppy.
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>>30490393
She's a cutie. I'll have to check out that anime or manga.
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>>30490534
My Hero Academia
Tsuyu Asui

Its a good show, you should check it out.
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>We haven't even talked about costumes
So what themes would they stick with? Color schemes?
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>>30492381
You've been quite interested in hero satyrs lately. Got anything planned?
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>>30492617
Not him, but still better than /bun/ i mean /sad/ and their discussions about bunnies

>tfw i wanted to talk about bloodplay
>tfw i wanted to talk about Bella and Purity's bloody lesbian sex after a fight
>tfw i wanted to talk about Bonnet trio
now is all in the past

anyway
i have a question, what are the common sizes or heights of satyrs? i'm working on a ref for someone
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>>30492381
I wish I was more educated with color schemes but Im a total pleb for that. Luchador Darcy is a super cute idea. Those hips she gots can leg lock and snap bones if not careful.

>>30492712
>Being this bunhurt
Dude I just checked the new thread and you are making no effort to talk about this blood play or Bonnet and her crew. You have no reason to be so snide and petty when you're not even doing anything to make content you want to see.
Also Bella is pretty bleh since the only thing we know about her is she hates humans and is edgy. So either bring some interesting play on Bella or try to bring a topic you want to see.
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>>30492712
I was kinda hoping to see more of that bloodplay thing you talked about in the previous thread on /sad/ when I read it. Shame it was drowned out by an ocean of you-know-what.
Common height? Taller than the average pony but shorter than the average human when the satyr is an adult is what most go by.

>>30492772
>Bella is bleh because edgy
That's your dumb opinion. I myself find her interesting because of all those things, plus wrestling.
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>>30492846
>I myself find her interesting because of all those things, plus wrestling.
Ok great, now all you gotta do is make content for her so other people can see her appeal.
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>>30492772
>Also Bella is pretty bleh since the only thing we know about her is she hates humans
wrestling lover, tomboy-ish, a family girl, hot and a bro

>edgy
for what i have read, she's lightheart except when it comes to humans and her dad
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>>30492863
So I'm not allowed to mention her or simply talk about her with others anymore just because YOU can't see her appeal? I have to make content?
You're that guy who hates everything remotely edgy and satyrs who doesn't like humans, that much is obvious.
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>>30492918
Do you know if that Emo general ever wrote any stories about those two satyrs? I'd like to read them some day if there are any.
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>>30492930
>So I'm not allowed to mention her or simply talk about her with others anymore just because YOU can't see her appeal?
Can you show me where I said that assuming its not projection?

>I have to make content?
I assumed this was (you) >>30492712
In which you specifically say
>tfw i wanted to talk about bloodplay
>tfw i wanted to talk about Bella and Purity's bloody lesbian sex after a fight
Which means you DID want to talk about her and have content made about her. You know content can be anything from lore building to art right?

>You're that guy who hates everything remotely edgy and satyrs who doesn't like humans, that much is obvious.
>You're
>You
No I try to enjoy all content, but feel that people who do nothing to add to a character like build them up or discuss their lore have no right to piss and moan about what other people choose to talk about and expect THEM to magically know what you wanted to talk about without saying anything. (you)

>>30492918
Wish we knew more about her, too bad nobody seems to really put in the effort to talk about her.
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>>30493018
>I assumed this was (you)
>>30492712
Okay, so you assumed that I >>30492846 who replied to this guy's post >>30492712 was one and the same person?
Are you a fucking idiot?
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>>30493018
what?
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>>30493056
>Ignored everything else I said
Ah ok I get it now. Here ya go (you)
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>>30493075
He's trying to start shit. Ignore him.
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>>30493103
>Asking you to talk about characters you like instead of pissing and crying about what other people are talking about is trying to start shit

Im only saying this in case you are just a moron and not a troll who is too good at what he does.
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>>30492930
You're probably thinking of me, I usually just ignore her.

And despite not liking her, even I drew that incredibly shitty pic of her sweating over some HMD and tried to segway the discussion into a more serious idea of her bad attitude being a coping mechanism for abandonment issues.
Because I kind of WANT to be able to like her.

tl;dr if you're not willing to put the work into your idea, don't be upset if it doesn't become the next big thing.
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>>30493115
Someone tried to talk about a character in another thread. You replied by saying that the character is bleh because YOU don't like her or see her appeal.
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>>30493163
>Someone tried to talk about a character in another thread
This is a lie because if you read what I posted I specifically called him out saying he did not even TRY to talk about Bella or about Bonnet. But yet he came here to cry about how horrible it was that buns were discussing. Implying that he could not speak about Bella because buns either drowned him out (which did not happen because he did not even try to talk about her) or he cant talk about something because reasons.

>You replied by saying that the character is bleh because YOU don't like her or see her appeal.
And you just stopped reading the second you saw that? You didnt bother to finish the second part of what I said?
>"So either bring some interesting play on Bella or try to bring a topic you want to see."
Which translates to "Bring a unique twist to get people to talk about her or even just post anything you want to see."

Again its on him if he wants to see something talked about. The thread is not supposed to magically know what he wants at all times and talk about it as such. He remains silent and then makes butt hurt comments about it like it was our fault for not knowing.

But I'm done trying to encourage anons to stoke conversation so we can get dialogue going. All anons seem to want anymore is to cry and piss themselves for the thread not psychically kissing their ass with whatever topic they want.
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>>30493251
>I specifically called him out saying he did not even TRY to talk about Bella or about Bonnet
>Implying that he could not speak about Bella because buns either drowned him out (which did not happen because he did not even try to talk about her
>which did not happen
>Implying
Did you even check the previous /sad/ thread? Would you have been happier if he replied to himself over and over?
>Which translates to "Bring a unique twist
Which I'm guessing would be bunnies, incest and porn in your case.
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>>30493318
I was talking to him in that thread too, and had he brought something to the table I would have talked with him in the new thread over Bella or Bonnet. But he didnt and instead blamed bun talk instead of himself for not talking about it.

>Spoiler
Ok so you're not even trying to hide that you're trolling anymore. Fine enjoy my last (you), fuck (you)
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>>30492617
Here's the start. Let's see what everyone thinks.

It is in the middle of night in Ponyville. Lyra Heartstrings awakens from her sleep, groggy and tired, wondering what’s making that noise. She swears she heard yelling and maybe something crashing. She sees her husband is still not in bed with her. ‘He must’ve heard Hope having a nightmare.’ Lyra does decide that Hope may need some motherly affection to calm down. She’ll take care of it so her husband can finally catch up on some sleep. She gets out of her bed and opens her door, going straight to Hope’s bedroom. Lyra yawns and starts to talk, “I heard some noise, is everyone-“. She finally looks into the room and stops her sentence, clearly confused. Neither of them are there and there’s a hole in the roof. She looks up through the hole and is shocked from what she sees.

A young Hope is in the air above her house while her father holds onto her leg, trying to get her back down. Both are at least ten feet above the house. Hope doesn’t know why she’s flying or even how to control it. She screams to her father, “DON’T LET ME GO!” repeatedly, scared out of her mind. Her father tries his best to try to calm her down. “Hope, stay calm. I got you.”

Lyra notices that the two are floating away from the roof’s hole and away from the house. She trots outside as fast as she could. She uses her magic as a flashlight, pointing to where her daughter and husband are.

“I can’t stop it, Dad! We’re still going up!” their daughter cries. Her father starts to slowly lose grip from his daughter’s hoof. “I can’t hold on much longer hope, grab my hand.”

1/2
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>>30493365
“I can’t, we keep going up-“ Hope continues to scream. Anon screams at his daughter for the first time in long time, “HOPE HEARTSTRINGS, GRAB MY HAND RIGHT NOW.” As Hope tries to reach for her father’s hand, his grip slips from her foot, causing him to free flaw. Hope starts to fall herself, catching her father’s hand. “DAD, DON’T FALL. I’M SORRY.” Hope start to cry and her nose gets runny, scared that it will be her fault. Her dad looks down, seeing they aren’t as high. He guesses they’re now roughly thirty feet in the air. “Hope, focus. Focus on going down.” Hope closes her eyes and tries her hardest to go down. “I’m trying, but,” Hope eyes go wide open like she made a horrible mistake, “-Oh, no.” Her father looks at her and asks, “Wait, what’s ‘Oh, no?’” All of a sudden, they both start to free fall to the ground. Anon grabs his daughter and holds her, hoping he can stop her from getting hurt.

Later in the night

The three are in the kitchen. Lyra puts an icepack on her husband’s now sprained ankle. Anon has a hand towel, helping his wife take care of her bloody snout. Hope is the only one that doesn’t have a scratch on her. It has been silent until Lyra decides asks her daughter a question. “How did you stop, Hope?” All Hope does is shrug, not sure how she did it herself. She looks at her mother’s bloody snout being covered by the hand towel. “What happened to your nose?” Hope asks her. “Your mom used too much magic to soften our fall.” Anon looks to Lyra and asks, “Why didn’t you grab something soft instead?” Lyra smiles, “I was too scared.”

Tears start to pour out of Hope’s eyes, knowing this is all her fault. She puts her head on the table and start to say, “I’m sorry over and over.” Her dad goes to her and hugs her, wanting to let her know that everything is okay.

2/2
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>>30493351
Maybe he knew that whatever discussion he brought up in the new thread would just have been drowned out in that other wave of bunnies that came right at the start, and is waiting for that thing to calm down?
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>>30493372
Sounds interesting. I think you could add a tiny bit more in there though, like info on how they all look like (I think someone once posted a tip that a writer should always assume that the readers are new and don't know any of the characters) and what they are wearing.
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>>30493477
Good to know. Btw, a bit important, but does anyone remember those potential friends Hope had in MSOB's CYOA?
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>>30492712
The bonnet trio?
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>>30494016
Remember a while back there was some discussion of Bonnet, Salai, and Blare being in a lesbian relationship? That
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>>30494059
Ohhh, that! Why does Bonnet get top billing though? Wouldn't that go to Salai?
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>>30493659
Don't remember their names, but the pics from that CYOA should be on Derpibooru.
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>>30487853
I honestly don't understand what people see in Squirrel Girl. I can at least appreciate Gwenpool, both in writing and art. Squirrel Girl's art is so awful, it is shocking.
I doubt I'm part of the demographic for the book, but they deserve better art.
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>>30495949
SG is for those tumblr tier "fans" who want an ugly woman as the MC to "represent REAL womyn!" So they pic the most tumblr tier artist to do it. So SG looks like a downs child and the book is crammed with SJW nonsense. MLP did a good job of being both appealing to kids, having nice art, good morals, and enjoyable for the adults. The comics, ehhhh not so much.
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Did a bun warrior lad tribute to All of Our Friends are Dead.
Purely because I always thought the pc looked like he was wearing a bunny hat.
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Quick bump before bed.
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>>30485065

>"Daddy, I fell and scraped my knee!"
"Good, my apprentice. Use your pain, use your anger and you will become strong in the dark side."
>"I... I-It hurts!"
"Come to Darth Daddious and he will make the boo-boos go away."

Even a dark lord in training occasionally needs a hug and a kiss to feel better.
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>>30495949
Squirrel Girl is lighthearted fun for the most part. Reading it doesn't make me want to kill myself.

I will be honest & say that I'm in it for the writing.
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For those who follows the comic called Anon's Pie Adventure, Mascara has been turned back into a pony again
>>30496466
How do you feel about it?
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>>30498020
Extremely neutral.
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>>30498020
I am gonna miss that cute satyr girl, but the pony is just as cute.

I wonder how many anons have become fans here due to her though?
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>>30490659
I'm watching it now. It's great so far. Easily one of the most promising new animes I've watched in years.
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>>30498410
It is pretty good. Bug slug girl is best waifu second to magic jack
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>>30498461
>Bug slug girl
Don't think I've seen her yet.
Lots of cute girls though.
Especially the frog-girl and the bug-girl with the black eyes and antennae.
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>>30498347
Which neo-decade movement a best?
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>>30499001
Koda is a cutie.
I wonder if that artist still comes here.
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>>30498528
>and the bug-girl with the black eyes and antennae.
That's her. I just think she's slug cause she has a mucus that also is acidic.
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>>30499134
Ah, I see. Yeah, she's a cutie.
Are there acidic slugs though?
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>>30499145
Not that i know of but Idk too many bugs who have acid mucus either. But she has hips and ass for days.
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>>30499176
>Idk too many bugs who have acid mucus either
True.

From her looks, at first I figured she was some sort of moth-girl, but moths aren't acidic as far as I know.

>But she has hips and ass for days.
She's got nice curves, but it's the pink skin, black eyes and cute antennae I find the most boner-inducing. I wonder if her bodily fluids are acidic too...
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You just caught your satyr smoking behind page nine, what do you do?
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>>30500224
Join in
>yeah 420 blaazzitt fagget
>"Dad! What are you doing? It's not even weed!"
>whatevs dude we be so chill rite now
>"Dammit dad! You're going to make me look so uncool with my friends!
>Satyr stops smoking
>just according to keikaku
>keikaku means plan
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>>30499205
She seems to secrete it from her hands and feet so its very possible. MAybe there is a pill for that
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>>30500224
Holding out on dad?

Why she gotta do me like that, bruh
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>>30498410
>>30498461
>>30498528
>>30499145
>>30499176
>>30499205
It's great that you've found something to watch with your buddy, but this is NOT the general for whatever that show was called.
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>>30500879
Bringing attention to petered out conversations doesn't help anything unless you want to talk about the dropped subject you've brought up.

Honestly now I just can't stop thinking about how cute Hagakure Tooru is for a girl that's always invisible.

Anyways... if you want us to stay on topic a better idea would be to just bring up something that's on topic, at least if the conversation has already petered out.
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So which satyrs are particularly musical?
Like anyone have a full list? In case I ever want to do anything with it.
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>>30501375
Hope's probably picked up a few things from her mom.
It's not unlikely the Octavia and Vinyl's kids would know some stuff too, since kids in homes with people who can play tend to show interest.
There's also Abacus.
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>>30501469
What instrument would Abacus play? Recorder?
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>>30501670
I believe he plays flute.
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>>30501714
I was sort of close.
(I was going for a joke about how recorders are the instruments that school music classes generally try to teach... It never goes well in my experience.)
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>>30501714
As a side note, flutes are hard as shit to properly blow into.
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>>30501469
>>30501670
>>30501714
>>30501769
>>30501899
>tfw I was remembering a Clef pic as an Abacus pic.
>tfw Abacus has literally one pic.
RIP
Either way, I still headcanon he can play flute now.
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>>30500224

>You make your way outside to join your teenage daughter behind the shed at the end of the garden, seeing her peek out from behind it as she hears somebody approaching.
>She seems to visibly relax when she sees that it's just you.
>Tucking yourself away out of line of sight from the house, you ruffle her hair, ignoring her protests as you reach up to the pack of cigarettes you'd stashed hidden away in a gap between the shed's roof and wall.
"Got a light?"
>She hands you her Bic.
>You give a grunt of thanks and light up your own cigarette, taking a long drag before letting out a sigh.
>That had been the fifth blazing row your wife and daughter had gotten into this week.
>It had been pretty bad this time.
>You say nothing, you know you won't have to.
>All you need to do is wait.
>A few minutes pass with neither of you saying a word, your daughter finishing her cigarette before stubbing it out beneath her hoof.
>You remain silent.
>Out of the corner of your eye, you notice her glance at you before hurriedly looking away.
>She kicks her hoof and gives a frustrated huff, obvious sighs that she wanted to get something off her chest.
>"So... you're not here to yell at me?"
>You shake your head.
>"And you're not here to punish me?"
>You shrug.
"I'm just here for a cigarette without your mother noticing, and to enjoy the cool night air. It just so happens that you're here too."
>She goes quiet for a minute or so before again speaking.
>"I know I shouldn't have said what I did, okay? Is that what you want me to say?"
>You don't reply.
>"But it's her fault too. She's just so... so, frustrating! It's like she can't even stand to have me around, and every time we're in the same room together I just feel like... nevermind."
>You reach out and place a hand around her shoulders.
>It was a cold night after all.
"Go on, what does it feel like?"
>She shrugs and leans into your side a little.
>"Like she'd be happier if I'd never been born."

Somebody cheer her up, quick.
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>>30503731
Er, did you have any specific satyr in mind for this one?
>>
>>30503731
Ouch. Tell her that's not true at all, and how happy her mom got when she found out that she was pregnant with her. The day she was born was the happiest day in her mother's life.
If this is the fifth blazing in a row, then her mom is probably going through some really difficult things right now. You'll go and have a talk with your wife.
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>>30504155
Not really, I wanted to leave it up ton the reader to decide. I didn't really even want to mention her having hooves, because doing so disqualifies certain satyrs from being her.
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>>30504155
I know it's open for just about any satyr, but
>shed
>garden
I can imagine it being Roseluck's kid.
>>
>>30504236
Mm, I was just asking since without that knowledge I can't really judge how much wrong she is about her bad feelings.
>>
>>30504253
Who could've guessed Roseluck had thorns?
>>
Hey, so what should the age order be for Applejack's kids? I'd like a general consensus before I potentially do something with all of them.

(Personally I ordered it, oldest to youngest: Bucky, Cinnamon Cider, Utah.)
>>
>>30504651
Cinnamon Cider, Bucky, Utah
>>
>>30504651
Mentally this

>>30504653
But physically this.
>>
>>30504651
Cider, Bucky, Utah.
>>
>>30504653
>>30504667
This.
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>>30504651
So now that you have your consensus, what's the next step of your master plan?
>>
>>30504650
All parents have a really bad day sometimes. Some manages to deal with it and move on, some hides it and pretend that nothing is wrong, and some take it out on others.
>>
>>30505362
Next step is procrastinating. It was mostly a general question in order to find what direction to go with future ideas.

Maybe I'll do something about the Apple family satyrs playing soccer with the Pie family satyrs, but it won't be soon.
>>
>>30506873
>Next step is procrastinating.
Isn't it always, though.
>>
>>30507731
Sometimes it's a specific form of procrastinating.
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>>30506873
>Next step is procrastinating
>>30507865
>Sometimes it's a specific form of procrastinating.
Bucky, if you were looking for an excuse not to do chores; you should know this was the worst place to lurk.
>>
Apple family best family.
>>
Your satyr just ate two pot brownies and is tripping balls. You wonder how when you notice some fuckface has laced it with lsd. How do you help him/her?
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>>30414874
>Christmas in July
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>>30510406

"Hey, are you okay? You look a little- Oh my god, you have snakes for fingers!"
>Your wife stands beside you looking aghast at what you'd just said as your child recoils away from their own hand in terror.
>"Anon!"
>You chuckle.
"Sorry, I couldn't resist."
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>>30510406
Sit nearby, but not so close she feels crowded, and just try to talk to keep her grounded and remind her that it's not real.
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>>30511120
"Shhh, relax. It's not real."
>"YOU'RE NOT REAL!"
>You gasp and then fade away
>You've been a ghost all along
>>
>>30511255
https://youtu.be/1KSSo2QK6o4?t=34s
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>>30511255
>"YOU'RE NOT REAL!"
"CHIM I AM!"
>>
>>30510411
It's time for a new thread soon. Got any ideas for the next edition?
>>
>>30511543
Something hopefully not retarded. And hopefully they make the new thread AFTER we hit bump limit and not 10 or 5 posts before.

As for edition ideas probably something with summer. Beach Bod Ready / Family Fun In sun / Hot Days Cool Offs / that sort of thing
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>>30511597
>Beach Bod Ready
What sort of bikini do you think Ariana would wear to the beach?
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>>30511624
Do ya really gotta ask anon? Also if you plan to go full retard and go into daddy daughter incest please take it to /sad/
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>>30511635
>all that fluff
She's still going to be wet the next time she goes too the beach.
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>>30511647
I'd like to see a fully drenched satyr being weighted down. Could be cute
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>>30511647
She'll just have to use her trusty hair-dryer to dry off her fur when she gets home.
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>>30511654
That's an interesting idea. Do we have any wet satyr pics?
>>
>>30511624
>>30511635
>Monster autism
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>>30511662
Not that I know of Anon.
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>>30511662
I think there's one of Darcy maybe.
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>>30511704
This?
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>>30511662
There is also this.
>>
Got the new thread ready to go as soon as it's time.
>>
>>30511709
>>30511713
>>30511741
Ah, yes. I've seen these before, but forgot about them for some reason.

Would be interesting to see a big hairy satyr like Ariana getting wet in an inconvenient place though. That is, somewhere they don't have easy access to a hair dryer or a huge amount of towels, and just have to deal with all that heavy wet hair and fur weighing them down and dripping all over the place.
>>
>>30511662
Guess this one counts too.
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>>30511773
Cute!
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>>30511773
I swear this is based on a page of the garbage bag princess or something.
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>>30511778
Yes it is. Mimic was good at drawing cute when he wanted to, and sexy stuff when he wanted to. Sad that he left us and is now only draws satyrs if it's a commission.
I'd pay him if I had any money.
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>>30511753
I wonder how Zecora feels about going to the beach with her child and friends?
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>>30512029
Probably glad just to be included.
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>>30511753
U gonna be waiting a while
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>>30510406

"Fuckin' pussy. Pot brownies, really? I mean even if they were spiked with LSD that's still entry tier pleb shit. There was some perfectly good heroin right in the next room that all the cool kids were doing."
>>
Kill this thread anons. What the hell?,
>>
>>30513335
there's no need to push it
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>>30513335
Conversation is always ded at the end of most any thread.
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>>30513380
>That pic
Oatmeal would blow her fucking mind
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>>30513396
Dawn is just kinda weird in general.
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>>30513401
>Dates a Minotaur
>Eats laser heated cereal
>Likes hoobastank
Weird indeed
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>>30513413
Utah's the only character that can date a Moo and it works.
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>>30513431
Because he's a man. If any of the girl satyrs date a non-human/non-satyr, the thread shits its pants like a two year old throwing a tantrum. Didn't used to be like that, but shit changes, I guess.
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>>30513496
I thought it was more because Anon was written like he wanted to start a world war over it while Dawn was a huge brat.
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>>30513706
It is. That guy's just being salty.
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>>30513706
That was just some shit poster's interpretation. The first two had Dawn be more sweet hearted and Celestia disapproving of her husband's shit headedness.
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>>30513922
Be honest, were you the one who wrote those?

Shit, at least with being a boy, I can do anything with him. I just like using the template I use.
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What if someone wanted to date Mera but not Kimmy?
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NEW THREAD!!!

>>30514633
>>30514633
>>30514633
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>>30514614
>rape
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>>30513496
>Shit changes
Yeah, it used to be a nice thread. But now everyone is obsessed with shipping, shit monster and animal satyrs, and fetishes.
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>>30514614
>Kimmy and mera get separate boyfriends
That would be a peculiar household indeed.
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