Anonfilly Thread: Drawing With Your Mouth Is Hard Edition

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I need more of the cute green faggoty filly in my life.

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>>30409908
I need more fillypee and whatnot.

>>30409965
how lazy, can you not even copypaste for the spirit of 'I wish for filly to pee in my mouth' anon

>>30409869
The other one was cuter.

>>30410261
This general basically started with "you will never be the filly", so this is cuter.

>>30410372
How meny threads has this general had?

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https://derpibooru.org/1473653

For my fellow sketch anon.

>>30410448
Wew. That just made my dick twitch.

>>30410448
Nice horsepussy.

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>>30410448

I want Milky Way to /ss/ the filly

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>>30410448
Unf

>>30410867
I don't know what that is but I want to see it

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>>30410889
titty horse violating the little filly

>>30410896
I'm unemployed now, thanks.

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>>30410867
>two females
>/ss/

>>30410918
the little filly used to be a little stallion

>>30410937
but it's still two females, so there's no shota involved. it would be /ll/ unless Anon regained his human body but is still a kid because muh unstable magic

>>30410977
That was the joke.

>>30411026
it wasn't a very funny joke then.

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glimglam is still best mom

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>>30411141
I want Glimglam to brush my mane.

https://pastebin.com/cCMbArUP

>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You just dropped Anon off at school.
>You tried some light chat on the walk to school, but she seemed mostly disinterested.
>After you reached the school, you saw her off to class and teleported back to the castle.
>Today was magic Wednesday.
>Starlight and you were going to work on advanced and complicated spells.
>Maybe even come up with some new ones.
>But before you do any of that, you need to have a good talk with Starlight first.
>You pop into the main library where Starlight is already waiting for you.
>She's sitting at a table, idly skimming through a spell book.
>She looks up at you
>"Alright, magic time."
"Actually, I wanted to talk about something first."
>"What is it? I though I was all caught up on the friendship lessons."
>You shyly canter over to the table and sit in seat next to her.
"No, no. Its not that..."
>You rub your chin with a hoof thoughtfully, trying to think of the right words to say.
"It's Anon."
>"What do you mean?"
"Well, I mean I'm adopting her, but I haven't been doing a good job. I feel like I've been putting that burden on you. A burden you shouldn't have to carry. She is my responsibility and I am failing."
>Starlight shifts in her seat
>"Oh, no. It's quite alright. I don't mind spending time with her at all."
>She giggles.
>"She seems to have a fondness for me, after all."
"Yea..."
>You trail off in thoughtfulness again.
"I have to say I envy you. You and her get along so well, and I struggle just to get her to talk to me. I'm the Princess of Friendship, not parenting."
>You sigh in frustration, while Starlight listens attentively.
"I'm just feeling like this was a mistake. Maybe you should have adopted her."
>Starlight's eyes widen in surprise.

>>30411269

>"M-me?! I don't know..."
>you nudge her.
"Come on, you're great with her. You're practically two peas in a pod. You realize I would have to drag her kicking and screaming to school without your help, right?"
>She rubs the back of her neck
>"Yea... I guess."
"I saw you two last night... It's as if you were meant to be there for her. I just suck at this."
>She puts a hoof on your shoulder.
>"You're not bad at all. I think you're doing fine."
"It doesn't seem like it though. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong."
>"Well, you two did start off on a bad hoof. After that it just escalated. Maybe she harbors resentment?"
>Maybe she's right.
>"And you remember yesterday when we were teaching her magic? You two had no problems. I think those moments are great for you two to find common ground."
>She definitely is.
>You're proud of the pony she is becoming.
>You are not perfect, and you're glad she can be there for you.
"Thanks. You're turning out to be a great friend."
>The two of you share a hug.
"Now, how about some magic?"
>The two of you smile wide
>"You've got to see these spell ideas I've been toying with."
"Lets see them."

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>>30410448
holy shit anon, you did it anyways. i, i dont know what to say, besides thank you bunches, and holy unf

>>30411271
Please keep going.
I'm expecting Anon to get in real trouble at schoool this time.

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>>30410448
Are you going to do the bj one too?

I need it. For reasons.

>>30411565
What makes you think there are brakes on this train?

>>30409869
there any anonfilly with changeling stories?

>>30412748
Dont think so. Write one!

how can filly survive to this "movie trailer is out" posting?

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>>30414393
Keep an eye on the filly.

And don't give her crayons

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>>30414470
No alcohol either

>>30411391
>calling DoubleP anon

>>30415300
we're all anons here, anon, name or not
you dont see me parading around, telling everyone to call me by my name, now do you?

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It's now my goal to finish my story before the movie. Also glad my favorite horse at least shows up, even if she doesn't get a major part.

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>>30415409
DONT GIVE UP HOPE

>>30415567
Dafuq is sombra doing in EqG?

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>>30415409
Best mom.

>Be Twilight
>You pop into the living room, and with a quick burst of magic the fireplace was roaring
>You carry Anon close to it while levitating a 'conveniently-placed' towel over to you
>Setting the shaking little filly down onto the rug, you wrap her up in the towel and start drying her off, while Anon just sat quietly, leaning into your gentle rubbing.
>She starts and you lay her head down on a little pillow, and trot upstairs to grab her blankie. You grab it and rush downstairs, carefully rolling Anon into it like a burrito
>"I-I'm sorry Twilight."
"...For what?"
>"I went off exploring instead of finding you, and- ...it's my fault"
>You hug Nonny close, the blanket not masking her heaving little body pressed against yours
"It's okay, sweetie, it wasn't your fault. I'm just happy you're okay."
>You give her a boop on the nose and she breathes out a single giggle.
"Do you want to eat now?"
>...
>"Mnn-mmm."
"Do you want anything to drink?"
>...
>"No water."
"I'll get you some cocoa. Is that okay?"
>She nods her little head, looking up at you with those gigantic eyes, your heart melting under her gaze.
"Okay baby, I'll be right back."

>After a couple of mugs Anon was acting... much like her former self
>Which wasn't horrible, at least
>"-I'm just saying, two nukes weren't enough."
"That's nice dearie. Would you like some soup now, It'll only take-"
>You hear a door open, some clopping sounds, and eventually Starlight poked her head in
>"Hey Twi, hey Nonny. How's your day going?"
>The two of you look at each other, forming a silent agreement
"It's been fine."

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>>30415702
It would never work out, their political ideologies are far too different

>>30410448
i just had the best fucking fap in my entire life, using just those two pics, and the starlight one. just thought you all should know that, it was pretty amazing.

>>30415725
I have a feeling that Twilight has procedures written down for all of her operations...
Bookhoers goona book, and all that...

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>>30411263
Yes please.

>>30411271

>Be Anon.
>Sitting on your bench again, at recess.
>You decided to play along with school for the most part.
>Mainly because of the promise you made yesterday.
>You really want the magics.
>If you have to bullshit your way through elementary school again, then it was worth the cost.
>The other fillies and colts kept trying to get you to play with them.
>You had no interest in such trivialities.
>You may be in a filly body, but you're not a filly.
>Well, yes and no.
>You swing your hind hoof to kick a rock sitting under the bench, and it skips a few feet away.
>You sigh from boredom.
>Hopefully you can keep this up.
>Maybe at least until you learn some magic.
>To the point where you can learn it on your own.
>Then you can just ditch school.
>Or at least sneak a spellbook in and read it during the class.
>Since its kid level stuff, you don't even have to listen.
>And you can easily answer the questions if need be.
>"Looks like the loser is out here all by herself again."
>You look up to see the two annoying fillies from yesterday.
>Dumb bitches
"The fuck do you want?"
>"To laugh at your expense."
>Diamond Tiara laughs, and Silver Spoon follows her lead.
"And, you really think I care? Fuck off."
>"Aww, look. The autist is getting all mad."
>You just ignore her.
>Hopefully she'll get bored and leave.
>"Can't even make a friend, how saaaad."
>"She wont even play with anypony, must be something wrong with her." Silver Spoon joins in.
>They think they're going to make you mad?
>You start laughing.
"Nice try, faggots."
>You put on the best smug pepe face you can.
"You're still a cunt though."

>>30415932

>Tiara gets in front of you, putting her front hooves on the bench leaning in your face.
>"Say it again you little bitch!"
"Cunt."
>She hits you in the chest with her head, knocking you off the bench onto your back.
>You hit the ground with a thud.
>Between getting hit in the chest and landing on your back, you find yourself breathless.
>You try gasping for air as Tiara's form looms over you.
>She leans in close again, her muzzle almost touching yours.
>"Try saying it again if you want to get crushed, my little bitch."
>You grit your teeth, putting on a war face.
>With as much might as you can muster, you swing your left hoof as hard as you can at her face.
>Before she can react, you hoof connects with her cheek.
>She falls off to the side, stumbling a bit.
>You take the opportunity to stand up and take a fighting stance.
>Or at least what you would presume is a fighting stance for a pony.
>She puts a hoof to her cheek, testing the damage before turning her gaze to you.
>Anger fills her expression.
>She charges you with surprising speed.
>You try to dodge but end up tripping up.
>You're not as agile with this body as you think.
>Before you can get out of the way, she has tackled you.
>She pins you down by sitting on your stomach, and starts stomping on you with her front hooves.
>You put your own hooves up to try and block the blows, but a few still get through.
>Damn, this filly can really pack a punch.
>You regret trying to fight her, because you're really getting your ass kicked.

>>30415937

>"TIARA!! ANON!!! STOP!!!"
>You hear Cheerilee yelling with a vicious ferocity.
>It scares you more than it should reasonably.
>She runs up to the two of you, effortlessly pulling Tiara off you with one hoof.
>She tries to get back at you but flails effortlessly in Cheerilee's grip.
>Once she gives up, Cheerilee sets her down, standing between her and you.
>You painfully pull yourself up off the ground, dust falling off of you.
>"Both of you. Inside. NOW!"
>The two of you march towards the school house with solemn expressions and tails tucked between your legs.
>Cheerilee tails behind the two of you with a sour expression as the other fillies and colts look on.
>She hit you good on one leg, and you limp a bit.
>It doesn't even look like you threw a good punch.
>God damnit.
>Not only did you get your ass kicked, but now you've gotta deal with what you know is about to happen.
>The principal talk, or whatever it is they do in Equestria.
>But what sucks even more is what Twilight and Starlight might do.
>What if they decide not to teach you magic anymore?
>What if you lose those cuddles?
>Your eyes start watering at the thought, and a single tear falls from your eye.

>>30415945
>Getting her ass kicked by Tiara
God, what a faggot.

>>30416005
silly unicorn thought she could wrastle the earth pony master race.

>>30416395
shes less then a unicorn, even sweetie belle has more magic right now then anon

>>30415945
>Anon is clearly being pummeled by tiara
>Cheerliee yelling for both of them to stop.
Wat.jpg

>>30415945

>Cheerilee walked you to what you assumed was her office.
>There were a couple of chairs outside the door.
>"Anon, sit here."
>You immediately comply.
>Cheerilee opens the door to the office, and ushers Tiara in.
>She sticks her tongue out at you as she walks in, with Cheerilee following and shutting the door behind her.
>She's probably going to interview you one at a time to get the story.
>It's not like you haven't been in this position before.
>Kinda strange to relive it, actually.
>Fuck that pink little bitch.
>Soon as you have magic you'll whoop her ass with it.
>Though that's probably not a good idea.
>You're in enough trouble as it is.
>Perhaps you should avoid more.
>After what feels like ten or fifteen minutes, the door opens.
>Tiara trots out triumphantly, and sits next to you.
>"Alright Anon, please come in."

oh damn them digits
>>30416777

>You slide off the seat and enter the office, shutting the door behind you.
>Yea, this is definitely an office.
>Bookshelves line the walls, filled with various books and other nick-nacks.
>Two chairs sit in front of the desk.
>You take a seat at one.
>Cheerilee sits in the desk, looking at you with a stern look.
>She leans forward, resting her chin on her hooves.
>"Now, I want you to tell me exactly what happened. And no lies."
"Well, I was sitting on the bench minding my own business, when Tiara and her friend came up and started bothering me. Then she knocked me off the bench, and the rest is history."
>"So, why would Tiara do that? Did you say anything to aggravate her?"
>Should you lie?
"Yes."
>"What did you say?"
"I called her a cunt."
>Cheerilee attempts to hide her displeasure, mostly succeeding.
>"I see. And when she knocked you off the bench, did you try to fight back?"
>Is she trying to make this your fault?
"Yes."
>She leans back into her chair.
>"I have to be honest with you. I know exactly what happened. I watched the whole thing."
>Interesting.
>She watches you?
>Did Twilight put her up to this?
>"I do appreciate you telling me the truth."
>She shuffles some papers around on her desk.
>"I am going to have both of your parents come after school, and we'll proceed with what to do from there."

>>30416783

>For the rest of the day, you feel uneasy.
>School finally ends, and while the other colts and fillies get to taste freedom, you and Tiara are still trapped.
>You're now sitting in one corner of the classroom, and Tiara sits in the other.
>Cheerilee still sits at her desk, going over some papers.
>Tiara shoots you evil glances and grins now and then.
>It isn't long before a brown older looking stallion walks through the door.
>That white collar and gaudy red tie with a dollar sign on it makes you cringe.
>This must be Tiara's dad.
>The irony of this place makes you sad at times.
>She must be his little princess.
>"Tiara, what is the meaning of this?"
>She responds with crocodile tears
>"Oh daddy, it was awful! That mean filly tried to beat me up! She's jealous of me!"
>She starts sobbing, and her dad moves to comfort her, hugging her and stroking her mane.
>"There there, its ok."
>God, how pathetic.
>And he probably believes the sob story too.
>Another pair of clopping hooves signals another entry.
>And it's a not too pleased Twilight
>"Anon, are you serious?"
"Come on, you really think I started this?"
>"Honestly? yes."
>Great, just great.
>"Now now, I need to speak with all of you before anyone starts pointing hooves." Cheerilee interrupts.
>The four of you all stand in front of the desk, with the adults separating the fillies.
>"Thank you for coming Twilight, Filthy Rich."
>Gods, his name does not surprise you.
>"Now, I'm sure you're all upset about what happened today, I know I am too. It breaks my heart to see my little blossoms fighting like this."
>"But when it happens, I have to do what is necessary to maintain a positive learning environment for all my students."
>Twilight and Filthy nod while you remain stolid.
>"Which is why I am going to have to suspend both Anon and Tiara for one week."

>>30416787

>Filthy Rich looses his cool
>"What?! One week! How could you do that to my little princess? She didn't do anything wrong!"
>Filthy stomps a hoof.
>Cheerilee shakes her head no.
>You look up at Twilight to see she is frowning hard.
>"I have already prepared the weeks worth of work for them to do at home."
>She passes a packet of papers to Filthy and Twilight.
>Great, homework.
>Part of you was hoping you'd get the full vacation.
>"Hrmph, you know what? Fine. Tiara, lets go."
>Filthy and Tiara march out of the school house.
>You watch them leave, but they don't even look back.
>"Anon, I can't believe you."
>You look back over to a very annoyed looking Twilight.
>"I thought we had a promise, but you broke it. I wan't to trust you, I really do-"
>Fuck, that hurts right in the heart.
>"Twilight."
>Cheerilee catches her attention.
>"It wasn't Anon's fault."
>Twilight pauses her berating.
>"Wait... it isn't?"
>"No, I was watching her like you asked, remember?"
>Oh god, really?
>Fucking purple bitch
>Twilight nods.
>"She was minding her own business when Tiara accosted her. She may have done some things she shouldn't have but Tiara was clearly the instigator."
>"Really? Then why are you suspending both?"
>"Policy. Any two students who fight must both be suspended."
>"Hmm.... I see."
>"Just please don't be hard on her. She was doing really well today."
>Damn, she really has your back.
"Thanks, Cheers."
>"That's Ms. Cheerilee to you."

>>30416792
Daaww, way to go Cheerilee

>>30415409
GAS

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>>30416854

>>30416864
ALL

>>30416887
https://youtu.be/BxBG_I1Vssg

>>30416887
LOO

>>30416917
It's so bad it's good.

>Be Anon
>You were drowning again, caught in a tumultuous wave of water
>You paddle up towards the light, your body tiring with every stroke
>But you could never break the surface, no matter how hard you tried
>You'd run out of oxygen long ago, and you knew you'd die soon
>You opened you eyes long enough to look up through the water
>Twilight was standing above the waves, gazing down at you without emotion
>"Well, I guess I'll have to find a new daughter. Maybe I should transform a dragon this time."
>You tried to call out, ask her to save you, but nothing came out, and your mouth filled with water
>You could feel the water tugging you down into its dark depths, cold and unforgiving

>You jolted up, your head bolting up. For a panicked second, you thought you were at the bottom of the ocean, so dark were your surroundings
>You look up, peering through the darkness. It was nighttime with little light from the moon. This was your room, your bed, and you weren't alone.
>You were laying on Twilight. That is, you lay atop her, your legs splayed out on either side of her barrell while she slept on her back
>Your movement apparently woke her up
>"...Hmm? Nonny?"
"I-it was the dream again."
>"Shh, shh, it's okay. I'm here." She started rubbing your back and nuzzled your cheek affectionately.
>You lay back down and snuggle into her fluff, your body rising and falling a bit as she breathed, the rocking movement soothing in its regularity. Her heartbeat was as strong as always, the regular wub-wub noise calming you down and helping you fall asleep
>Even if Purple was a bitch, she was always there for you
>Maybe you'd cut her some slack.
>Maybe.

>>30417060
Nigger, he better fucking find out.

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>>30417060
>Maybe you'd cut her some slack.

I know something filly could cut.

>>30417531
Hooah!

>>30411391
<3

>>30412293
ye

>>30415843
if you are talking about my pics I am extremely happy, cause that's exactly what I want, but which starlight one?

>>30416741
public school anon. The person getting beat up also gets in trouble because...that makes sense for some reason.

>>30417906
Pretty much

>>30416741
Honestly they do that IRL because they'd rather not work. In some states if you defend yourself (As in but not limited to: sock the fucker in the jaw) not only will they be arrested for assault, but so will you. It's really stupid and like that because the teachers and principals don't want to investigate and find out what really happened, so they take the "safer" way and punish both, which accomplishes nothing and leads to further engagements down the road.

>>30418512
More often then not its ones word against another, so do they really have any other option?

>>30418512
It's to protect from lawsuits. If a black kid instigates a fight and you only suspend them, das racist.

>>30415173
>This is what the girls in the EqG universe sees everytime Anonfilly says something is shit

>>30417795
but the pov one, of course

>>30416792

>You're walking back home with Twilight.
>Usually she's trying to chat you up.
>But now she's silent, gazed focused only on the path ahead.
>You weren't much for chatting with her anyway.
>Part of you is glad.
>But is she mad at you?
>Cheerilee told her what happened.
>Why would she still be angry?
>She really is a bitch.
>It doesn't matter what you do, life always seems to kick you down.
>You hang your head low as you walk, more tears welling up.
>Don't cry you little faggot.
>You can hardly see where you're going with the tears in your eyes.
>You blink a few tears out.
>The two of you solemnly enter the castle.
>You move to run to your room, but Twilight puts a hoof on your shoulder
>"Anon..."
"No!"
>You pull away and start running down a hall.
>The tears start falling freely
>You just want her to leave you alone.
>Of course Twilight cheats and uses magic to teleport in front of you.
>Fucking cheat
>"Anon, please. Just talk to me."
"Why!? I already know I'm grounded for life!"
>"...no. You're not."
>Hold on
>She sits on the tiled floor in front of you with a sad expression.
>"If anypony is in trouble, it's me. I'm sorry."
>You're unsure what to make of this.
>"I shouldn't have done what I did. I'm not really good at this..."
>She huffs.
>"I'm sorry."
>You stand there in shock.
>Is she actually admitting fault for once?
>She stands up, and starts walking off, but looks back at you.
>"If you're still interested in a magic lesson, meet me in the library. If you're not feeling up to it, then I understand."
>She walks off while you sit in shock.

>>30416792
I'm usually a fan of Filthy Rich being written as a non-1 percenter dickhead, he knows where his money comes from and seems to respect the apple family's part in that. Dunno just always pictured a weird double heaping of both treating tiara like his little princess but also trying to impart some sort of modesty to her that never really sticks....

>>30420934

>By the end of the lesson, you've managed to teach her how to use leviation to manipulate objects.
>She's still getting the hang of it, but at least she has the tools available to her.
>She will be able to practice and enhance her ability to better use it.
>She has the pencil in her magical grip.
>Her eyes and expression focused.
>It bounces a bit on the table from the magical force.
>"I... got... this...."
>The pencil lifts off the table and into the air.
>She grins maniacly at her achievement.
>You hop excitedly at her performance.
"You did it!"
>You swoop in and pick her up, spinning in a circle on your rear hooves.
>She giggles as you swing her around, and you soon join her in said giggles.
>Flurry loves it when you do this.
>You pull Anon in close and nuzzle her cheek.
>You stop when you see how Starlight is looking at you like you're a weirdo.
"Ahem. Sorry."
>You set Anon back down carefully.
>You can feel your cheeks reddening.
>"Don't make this too weird." Anon snorts, giving you a similar look.
>You wave a hoof in dismissal.
"ha ha, sorry. I just got caught up in the moment."
>You just feel so happy.
>Very few things make you as happy as seeing your students succeed.
>Starlight, for the connesour of friendship she is becoming.
>Anon, for learning magic so quickly.
>Perhaps with Anon out of school, you'll get to spend more time with her.
>It might not be a good idea to think of suspension as something to look forward to.

>>30421277
she has spoiled as a mother, and partly shares her coat color
of course she's gonna be a bitch instead

>>30421920
Eh, might retcon filthy into spoiled. I think it would fit better

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>Drawing With Your Mouth Is Hard

Waiting for green that has caught my interest to update is the hardest thing.

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>>30422842
Whose?

>>30421337
Fuck yeah, have 'em both compete for Anon's love.

>>30422544
Holy shit, what is that abomination?

Man, this thread sure has been dead today.

>>30422497
Hey Carbs? You ever read that Stephen King novel? What was it... Misery? Yea...

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>>30423538
no

>>30421337

>Be Anonymous
>You're laying in bed, staring up at the ceiling through the veil of darkness.
>You've lost track of time, since you can't just flip the light switch on to look at the clock.
>You'd long since blown out the candle after spending a few hours reading your book.
>To be honest you were starting to become fond of reading.
>However, that fondness was reserved for books about magic.
>That, and anything that would be considered mythology where you came from.
>You blew out the candle long after bedtime, and just couldn't fall asleep.
>Maybe you should just get back up and keep reading.
>You would probably regret it tomorrow.
>Even though you weren't going to school, you had a feeling a certain purple princess would be waking you up in the morning.
>Speaking of that princess, she's been really weird today.
>At first you thought she just hated you, but now...
>It's like she's trying to be a parent.
>Trying to be nice to you.
>But that actually makes sense when you think about the day you ran off.
>Why you ran off...
>Though the running off doesn't make sense.
>Is she actually going to go through with that?
>Maybe she already has?
>You shake your head
>You're never going to fall asleep with your mind so busy.
>You hop out of bed and grab a candle
>After lighting it, you try to use your magic to lift it.
>You manage to hold it for about 5 seconds before it drops back on the table.
>Fuck it, you'll just carry it with a hoof.
>You slip out of your room with the candle in hoof, and start walking down the hall.

>>30423661

>You know exactly what room you're going for.
>After walking down the hall, you slowly approach the door, and knock lightly.
"Starlight?"
>Nothing.
>You knock again.
"Glimmy?"
>You hear some mumbling from inside.
>You opt to push open the door.
>Your hooves clop loudly within the silence of the castle.
>The small glow of the candle barely illuminates the room.
>Starlight is laying on her bed, snugly nestled in the covers
>"Aahh... Anon?"
"Sorry... I can't sleep."
>She pulls the covers off her head, looking at you with sleepy eyes.
"I was wondering... if..."
>She smiles softly, and pats on an empty space on the bed next to her.
>You waste no time blowing out the candle
>You set it on the nightstand, and hop into the bed.
>You pull yourself into that sweet sweet chest fluff.
>Starlight puts a leg over you, and you nuzzle her chest.
"Mmmm..."
>Before you realize it, you've already fallen asleep.

>>30423586
Have you at least seen the movie?

>>30423711
no. why?

>>30423723
I ain't actually the other guy, I was just hoping that you'd at least seen it. Good movie.

Although I would think that would be a more appropriate question for ASS FAGGOT, seeing as how the movie is about a guy being held hostage by a psycho bitch.

I like the part about anon fuck with anonfilly.

>>30423739
might grab the book then, its only 368 pages. I could do that in an evening.
But... thats time I could spend writing green.

>>30418644
Even schools with camaras and adult witnesses do it. >>30418683 got it right. It's because Tyrone wants to go ape shit and not get in trouble, so if he says it's because he's black the media hugs it like a lifeboat and the school and actual victim are ridiculed.

>>30423750
Nah, never mind then.

>>30423665

>You're awoken by a hoof pressing on your shoulder
>"C'mon Anon, wakey wakey."
>God damn, you want more sleep.
>You ignore the call to wake up, and instead attempt to bury yourself in the cozy embrace of the pink pony.
>She nudges you again
>"If you don't wake up, I'll just drag you out of bed."
"Nuuuuu! But I'm not supposed to go to school!"
>Starlight gets out of bed.
>You try to cling to her with no avail.
>"That doesn't mean you still don't have work to do. I saw that homework packet."
>Damn.
>Maybe you could finish it fast enough to get back into bed.
>You pull yourself out of the bed and hop onto the floor.
>Now that you think about it, you've never actually been in Starlight's room
>Feels quaint compared to yours.
"Fine. I'll get up as long as I can sleep after I'm done."
>"Sleeping in the middle of the day, huh?" Starlight chides you.
>You hum in amusement.
"It wont take me that long."

>>30423851

>After a shower and breakfast, you're sitting in the libary.
>The day's packet of homework sprawled before you on the desk.
>More lame ass arithmatic, a couple of very basic geometry problems.
>A spelling worksheet, and a history reading assignment.
>You grab a pencil with magic and weakly drag it towards your first worksheet.
>If anything, the real lesson is a magic one.
>The only thing slowing you down is the difficulty holding the pencil.
>You scribble your way through the work as fast as you can move the writing utensil.
>As you progress, it becomes easier and easier to use the pencil.
>It only takes you about an hour, but you're already done.
>You decide it would be best not to run off, and start doodling on a piece of paper.
>You draw a crude representation of Starlight standing next to another crude representation of yourself.
>As you're finishing up your picture, the opening door and clopping hooves of Starlight draw your attention.
>"Hey, just checking on you. How is it coming along? Need any help."
"Actually, I'm done."
>"Really? Let me see that." Starlight retorts incredulously.
>She grabs the stack of worksheets and begins skimming them.
>You grin smugly
>"Wow... You're serious..."
"Yea, so I'm going back to bed now, ok?"
>"Uh... sure."
>You go to dash past her, but stop.
>You pick up your doodle with magic and pass it to Starlight.
"I drew a picture for you."
>You skip out of the library before she can say anything.
>Nap time.

>>30423855
>Anon being actually really good at math
I can see Anon posting random sticky notes around in order to antagonize Twilight

>F = G[(m1 * m2)/r^2]

>>30423873
fuck that formula looks familiar, but i can't put my finger on it

>>30423909
Gravitational force.

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>>30423909
Writing formulas gets significantly harder without special formatting.

>>30423917
>>30423929
It probably doesn't help that I learned all that shit in french.

>>30423750
I was never much for fiction, desu. Not that kinda shit at least. I read green like a motherfucker though. Ain't that some shit?

I'd say don't bother. TL;DR: the story is pretty much about write the fucking book or else. So, ya know... write the fucking green instead.

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https://derpibooru.org/1475150

>>30424813
kek
even with the roles switched, you know someone would get the >rape

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threadly reminder that Anonfilly is dead inside

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>>30409869
What the fuck even is this thread

Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlp/ or you yourself fuck an /mlp/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate general on /mlp/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetshes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this general and look at anon filly pictures

>>30425853
tl;dr

>>30423739
Hmm, maybe I'll give it a try.

Also I know I've been dead recently, just a lot of work to do. I'll update soon.

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>>30425613
I like my fillies happy.

>>30415173
>tagged Ableism on Derpibooru

>>30417060
>Be Anon
>Sitting in a large room in Master Mind's practice, the velvet chair.
>The other ponies seem normal enough, but then again they were all probably as retarded as you
>Master Mind himself decided to open the floor
>"You are all here today because you have internal difficulties; we believe that group discussion will help your growth. Now let's go around and introduce ourselves. Lyra, would you like to go first?"
>Lyra seemed a bit twitchier than usual, but otherwise she looked like she had it together
>"...My name is Lyra, and I have bipedal-delusion Syndrome.
>"Hello Lyra" the group muttered in unison
>That was odd, she was so devout earlier. Maybe they put her on some meds, or she was playing along.
>"Good, admitting you have a problem is the first step." Master Mind noted
>A male zebra stood up next
>My name is Deshaun, and I'm a kleptomaniac
>"Hello, Shawn".
>God, was this what Alchoholics Anonymous was like?
>"Would you like to go next, Strongarm?"
>A large, gray stallion stood up, a muscular arm for a cutie mark
>"I'm not Strongarm, I'm Cherry Blossom." he insisted in an obviously-forced feminine voice , stamping his hoof
>"We've been over this, using that name only attaches you further."
>"If I identify as a -" Strongarm was cut off by Master Mind
>"Alright, we'll try more electroshock next week, Strongarm."
"You should ask Purple for tips" you mumble under your breath, tugging at your collar
>"And now we come to... Anon".
>All of the group's eyes were on you, and you choked up a bit. Public speaking had never been your strong suit
>You hop out of your little chair and land unsteadily on your hooves
"Uh... m-my name is Anon, and I feel unsafe, and I have trust issues, and now I'm afraid of water."
>"Hello Anon." It was weird how they all did that.
>You wriggled back up on your chair.
>This was a waste of time, why did Purple make you do this?

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>>30426223
But you're wrong tho

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>>30409869

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>>30423855

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>>30426565
But I like my filly cute and happy.

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>>30427113
No, Anonfilly must suffer in order to cleanse her soul

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>>30427113
The best kind of filly

>>30426548
>It was Lyra's turn to talk now, while Master Mind just wrote things down on a clipboard
>"And some of the humans worship a big black rock. At least I think it said rock, Olde Equestrian is tough to translate. Also, humans-"
>"Lyra, how do you start a sentence?" Master Mind interrupted
>"Well, I THINK that humans always wear clothes instead of just walking around in their coats, including a type of horseshoe made out of some kind of thick fabric and rubber. I THINK it's because they don't have hooves"
>"Is there anything else you'd like to say Lyra?"
>"The Reunion is coming."
>Master Mind just sighed at that, but Deshaun got curious
>"Ayo, what's dis Reunion?"
>Lyra was too happy to answer
>"Well, the humans will be coming back"
>"Oo-kay, it's Anon's turn now" Master Mind butted in, trying to keep the insanity contained. He turned to you with clipboard in hand, watching you like a fish in an aquarium.
>"Just speak your mind honestly, Anon, you won't be judged"
>You're entire job is judging people you huge sack of shit.
"Well, life's not good right now. I nearly drowned recently, so I stay away from water, I only drink milk now. There's a conspiracy to keep me quiet, and I can't trust anypony because I don't know if they're in on it, so I can't tell any of them anything. Every moment of every day is being watched-"
>Master Mind scribbled something down
"and I miss being-"
>The collar immediately bursts out an electrical shock, the pain and surprise knocking you to the floor, your legs making little twitching movements
>Deshaun and Strongarm get up to help you, but Master Mind waves them off.
>"It's for her seizures, the best thing to do is not interfere."
>After a moment, you slowly rise to your hooves, climb back onto your chair, and quietly sit down.
>Fuck this
>Master Mind decided to end the silence
>"I think that's enough today. We'll go back to individual meetings, so please schedule with the secretary.
>You shuffled out of the room, head hung low

>>30427494
Every time you post, I get upset. I need Twiggles to suffer.

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>>30426816

>>30427535
emotionally, physically and mentally, fuck it she needs to suffer socially and spiritually as well by the end of this green

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>>30427310
I'm sorry, but you are objectively a faggot with shit taste. It's right there in your name.

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>>30428656
NIGGER YOU GOTTA ADD A PICTURE

>>30409965
>>30409965
>>30409965

Ah yes, let's all bask in the glow of our meme.

Riddle me this, why does such a shit thread have such good artists?

>>30429341
If you thread has lots of really good drawfags and a couple of really prolific writefags to boot, can you really call it shit anymore?

I'll tell you the secret though, and it's a doozy:
It's the little filly

>>30429385
If there is an anonfilly thinking emoji edit I will take back my previous comment.

>>30429394
Pinging squirrelette, make it hap'n cap'n

>>30429513
i'm so lonely that at this point I would fuck the fillyfied version of myself without hesitation.

>>30430020
Would that be gay?

>>30415740
That is literally how parents work, Anon

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>>30430020
>i'm so lonely that at this point I would fuck the fillyfied version of myself without hesitation.
are you kidding, i would be right in that all the time
she'd like the same shit, so afterwards it would be even more amazing
cuddles all the time and shit

>>30430383
>I enjoy cuddling
>therefore Filly me would enjoy cuddling

Dear god, you're right. If Filly me showed up, I wouldn't be able to not the whole horse pussy.

>>30430383
I need green of this
Fund it

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Yea, I've had that thought before. Even if it's just a regular pony, but especially if it was one of you fags or probably even more so filly me since she'd want the exact same shit, I'd never get anything done. Cuddles for days. Never get out of bed. Hold her always, carry her everywhere. I wouldn't even get outside for the first week or so, not when I'm spending that time learning, experiencing, and enjoying every last little bit of her cute little body.

It'd probably be pretty bad, desu.

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>>30430457
anon i did my part, someone else gotta do it

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>>30430471
Filly is for breeding.

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>>30430467
we would get along nicely

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>>30430467
>carry her everywhere
HELL YES

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>>30430383
>she'd like the same shit
I really want a filly me. We would get diapered and cuddle every night.

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Anonfilly is not for sexual.

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>>30430600
>diapered

Being a foalcon is one thing, but being a diaper fetishist is just disgusting.

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>>30430708
Who the fuck are you to tell Anonfilly what Anonfilly wants? You aren't the fucking Anonfilly! If the Anonfilly wants the D, then Anonfilly gets the D. She gets it wherever the fuck she wants it.

And I'll be there just in case, you know?

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>>30430730
I love knowing there are places degenerate enough to make statements like this outside my own mind.

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>>30430730
That's between me and my filly

>>30430548
I wanna with my own green kinda with this

Anon and anonfilly having a normal guy friendship but anon gets all the horse puss while anonfilly is practically soliciting herself

Kinda like a pone guru type shit

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Here's your ballon, filly.

>>30430767
We're all degenerates here.

Some of us are just better than others

>>30430803
>anonfilly hides in anon's room
>watches as anon drills a mare he picked up at the bar
>anonfilly secretly envies the mare
this could work.

>>30430383
I sometimes think about what a girl must feel during sex, and I'm okay with most fetishes and am into some really weird shit, so my filly self would be absolutely 100% okay with basically anything.

>>30427494
>Be Anon
>Twilight had said she had an urgent mission for you, which only you could complete
>Like a sucker you fell for the bait

"Why me?"
>Rarity was doing the last alterations for your dress for her 'Fillies' Line' of clothing, with a fashion show to launch the series.
>"Why darling, none of my other 'models' could pull off orange, and Twilight thought you'd enjoy trying something new."
>Of course she had a hoof in this
>Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Apple Bloom were all dressed up in fancy dresses, colored sky blue, pink, and maroon, respectively. Lots of frills and sequins, all quite girly
>Yours was a little more simple, with a short neckline and a little hole in the back for your tail to poke out of. Your green coat and black mane did synergize with the orange fabric and yellow underlining, though
>"C'mon Anon, it'll be fun!" Scootaloo said. Odd, you figured her of all people would hate this
>"Ya! Ya gotta try new things if ya want to have fun!"
>God, Apple Bloom's accent was annoying, she didn't even live 10 miles from Ponyville, why did she sound like a hick?

>>30431430
>Scootaloo and Apple Bloom had gone on ahead of you, both performed wonderfully and returning from their tour confident and perky
>Lots of 'oohs' and 'aahs' from the audience, probably from a bunch of snooty rich mares and gay stallions
>If the crusaders without a god could do this, so could you. R-right?
>God, you hated public speaking.
>There was no speech, but same principle
>Maybe you could vomit on yourself and get out of this
>Before you could shove your hoof down your throat, Rarity came out from behind a curtain and pointed at you
>"Anon! You're up! Go strut your stuff!"
>You, each step feeling a minute long. You paused right before the curtain opened, steeling yourself for the exhibition
>You just had to force yourself out there, like jumping in a cold lake.
>You stumble out onto the runway, freezing in the gaze of the audience.
>They were silent, did you do something wrong?
>Did you piss yourself? No, your crotch felt dry. Were you too ugly?
>No, Twilight said you were a cute, she wouldn't lie
>Well, best to get this over with
>You just plod to the end of the floor, trying to ignore the flashing cameras and blank stares.
>You shuffled around a few times to give the audience a couple of angles to judge you by, and awkwardly turned around and rushed back behind the curtain, wishing you would die
>So like every other day
>wojak.png
>Rarity never slowed, trying to keep the show on schedule
>"Okay, Sweetie Belle, get out there! And remember the poses!"
>Poses? Nobody taught you any POSES. But you WERE a last minute addition.
>Sweetie was all to eager to oblige, prancing out into the public eye. You could FEEL the audience liking her more.
"I blew it, didn't I?
>"No, you did... fine. Perfectly fine." Rarity answered, biting her lip
>At least she wouldn't ask you to do this again.
"Wait, I'm getting paid, right?"

Night bump

>>30431616
Technically its morning where you are

>>30431652
afternoon bump
^:)

>>30418683
no its fucking not you dipshit. its to protect against parents of all races, thats why predominantly white and even completely white schools continue to shill that bullshit.

poniponiponi