Incestuous Relationships Thread

>>30206599
>>30206607
oh my

>>30206607
>Anon walks in on his mom and his aunt trying to swallow each other's tongue
>Celestia is flustered and worried how her son will react; Celesia is naturally bashful about her and Luna's relationship, and it had been Luna who had talked her sister into getting involved with her
>Luna, the naturally perverted sister, immediately takes this as an opportunity to answer the question she's had at the front of her mind since Anon started school: "What does my nephew's cock taste like?"

>>30206634
>She also uses it as an opportunity to answer the question she's had at second-to-front of her mind: "Are my nephew's balls as juicy as I've always dreamed they'd be?"

Dubs on op again? Nice.

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>>30206679
Kek blesses us and what we stand for.

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Here's that Cop Gilda story that Anon asked for last thread.
https://pastebin.com/UiWnwXha
I think it was supposed to be an offshoot of her character in a Fluttershy story (very cute, extremely feelsy), which in itself was an offshoot of a Rainbow Dash story (super feelsy). My favorite story was the NEET Luna one.

To make this sort of on topic:
>Your big sister Rainbow Dash doesn't dress like a conventional girl because no one in her school thinks she's pretty due to how tall and flat she is.
>One night she comes home crying with cuts on her skin and blood on her shirt saying that she got into a fight (which she won) after one of the boys called her a smelly dyke who'll never find a boyfriend.
>At a loss on what to do, you clean her up and let her cry on your shoulder, waiting until she gets it out of her system.
>Seeing Rainbow Dash cry like this is very alien to you; normally she wouldn't hesitate to be all smiles around you, dragging you with her towards her favorite stomping grounds like rhe arcade or the hill behind the old Hayburger.
>But then you realize that other than her achievements on the track team or her general complaints about homework, you never really hear Rainbow Dash talk about any of her friends.
>You hate to see the big sister you look up to reduced to this state, and vow to make her realize that she's plenty beautiful and that any other person who fails to see that isn't worth the tears.

>>30206714
Reverse-trap, low-self esteem, incest Dash?
Its an idea whose time has come.

Now if only it took place in a reversed gender roles prison...

>>30206714
>My favorite story was the NEET Luna one.
A NEET Luna sister story? Oh, yes.

>>30206775
>NEET Luna will never awkwardly ask to practice flirting on you so that she can try and get a boyfriend
>She will never become frustrated that a rather blunt one ("Remove your pants and prepare to be fellated") isn't getting any approval from Anon
>She will never lose her patience, rip your pants down to your ankles, and yell "I said, drop the pants and prepare to get sucked!"
>She will never proceed to drain your balls and then, licking the cum from her lips, smugly tell you "See? It /does/ work."

>>30206714
Does the story have a Anon, and is it lesbian/gay garbage? Want to know ahead of time so I know if I am going to waste my time. Also.
>That idea
take my money.

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>>30206775
Delivered.
https://pastebin.com/sGJin4Uk
It was super sweet and I could barely handle the fuzzy feelings it gave me.
>>30206796
I wholeheartedly support this

>>30206803
For the Cop Gilda story?
>Does the story have an Anon
Yes
>Is it lesbian/gay garbage?
No

>>30206817
Then I will enjoy it immensely...as soon as I clear up my backlog.

>>30206714
Hm, Cop Gilda was pretty good. Could have been a little longer, I guess. Maybe a little slower on the resolution, maybe a little more development. Oh well.
I don't really see how those pictures match up.

Still, thanks for the link.

I will not be satisfied with cop!Gilda if she does not quote the Imperial Guards from Oblivion.

>"Stop right there, criminal scum! You've broken the law!"

>>30206714
>Dash
>tall
wot

>>30207007
>"And I"m not even tall!" Dash bawls "I just look like it because I'm-so-skin-nny and flaaat!"

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>"H-how du I look Anon"

>>30207445
do*

>>30206698
>Honey Caramel Popcorn

Fuck, now I want to try that and see if it's actually edible.

>>30207471
caramel hardens, honey is going to keep the shit sticky and eventually draw in so much moisture that you have runny popcorn..

>>30206698
>"Thats right, Rainbow, Sweetie... K-Keep grinding against Mommy's wings..."

>>30207483
Let's just assume it's artificially flavored then. Would the tastes of caramel, honey and corn clash poorly?

>>30207495
Buy some Crunch'nMunch or whatever, and dip it in honey. Problem solved.

>>30207495
nah that'd taste fantastic.

>>30206599
careful

>>30207553
Agreed, the image was a bad choice. Too blatantly saucy.

>>30207445
Very Rape-able

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>"Oh daaaaddy, won't you please take me to the mall today?"

>>30207644
"Yeah, here. No, these ain't the keys to the car - it's bus fare. Do you have any idea how much gas costs, Rarity? Come back to me when you've got a 20 in your hand and then we'll talk."
I'm picturing Rarity's dad having a really strong Brooklyn accent.

>>30207716
>her whole schtick is rebelling
i mean we have seen her parents, they don't seem all that fancy. they certainly didn't raise Sweetie that way
i bet there was a lot of I HATE YOU I'M MOVING TO CANTERLOT WHEN I GROW UP

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>>30207716
>"But daddy, I reeeeeeeeaaaaally wanted you to drive me"

>>30207734
"And I reaaaaally wanted your mother to show up at the divorce proceedings, but that ain't happening today neither. Actually, tell you what, Rarity. You talk your sister into saying "don't let mommy touch me" in court, and I'll drive you wherever you want to go for the next five years."

At what point does this turn out to be weird dad-daughter roleplay between Rarity and her little brother Anon?

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>>30207765
>Not making your daughter your new wife

>>30207777
Welp, with digits like that there is no argument. She will romance your lonely ass then make you empty your balls in her.

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>>30207777
Nice digits

>>30207765
"Rarity, I don't know where these fantasies are coming from. Mom and dad aren't divorced; they don't even argue with each other. They sound like Mister and Misses Rogers whenever they're together, for God's sake."
>"Well, darling, imagine if you will that our parents are going through some... marital turbulence. Why, the stress would be too much for a lady such as myself to bear, don't you think? I'd be driven into the arms of someone who could offer me comfort in these troubling times."
>Rarity gives you The Eyes.
>It's the look that promises that your dick is going to be buried in one of your sister's holes.
>"Someone sweet, and handsome, and who could distract me in any way that he could."
>Rarity trials her delicate fingers down your bare chest, and her gaze lingers on your exposed dick.
>"Because at the time, I would think that only the sound of my own muffled screams of passion could drown out the noises of mother and father arguing."
>...
>You clear your throat and put on your best shitty Brooklyn accent; the one that sounds nothing like your dad's.

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>>30207777
The god have spoken!!!!

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>>30207777
God have mercy on us, the quads has been spoken

>>30207777
Kek wills it. We must wed Rari-daughter.

>>30207804
This is good too.

>>30207804
>Rarity and Anon are fucking
>Rarity yells out for Anon to fuck a baby into her in a moment of passion, and then slaps her hand over her mouth
>You can't tell what she's more embarrassed about; that she asked for something so taboo, or that she asked for it in such a vulgar and unladylike way

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>>30206698
>Suiseiseki pony doll on the floor.
Desu desu desu desu desu desu, needs moar desu, desu.

>>30208055
We don't get enough closet weeb sisters in this thread.

>Rainbow Dash will never be horrified that you discovered her anime DVD collection

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updated paste
https://pastebin.com/6EANBAsf

>>30196658
>You've always been a morning person, but this morning you don't at all feel like getting out of bed.
>It's not that you're sick, though maybe "sick" is an accurate enough description of what you're feeling right now.
>Waking up to your little brother snuggling up to your chest was really something else.
>It's been ten minutes since you woke up, and all you've done is just watch him and listen to his breathing.
>This was stirring up a flurry of emotions you didn't know how to deal with, but at the same time didn't want to end.
>The only thing worrying you now was that your heartbeat would wake him up, since his face was pretty close.
>Taking a deep breath, you feel like you're enjoying this a little bit too much. This wasn't about you, after all.
>Then again, isn't this how nature works? Animals take care of their young because they get things in return, right?
>What did that British TV guy call them again... endolphins?
>You spare a thought for your mother, wondering what could be wrong with her.
>Screw it. If mom doesn't want Anon's endolphins, it wouldn't hurt anybody if you took them.
>The doorbell rings and Anon springs up, startling you.
>He jumps off the bed and runs downstairs.
>"I'll get it!"
>Always impressed by his energy, you change into your regular clothes.
>Heading to the bathroom to wash your face, you hear some chattering downstairs.
>Anon must have a friend over.
>That's fairly rare, and it probably means mom isn't home. Otherwise he'd be outside already, as he usually is.
>You should go introduce yourself, and make some breakfast while you're at it.
>"Cool house, Anon!"
>Halfway down the stairs, you freeze up.
>Isn't that voice a little bit too... squeaky?
>You sneak towards the kitchen, carefully keeping yourself out of sight.
>"I know, right?"
>Hearing some more commotion, you peek into the living room.
>Your face falls as your suspicions are confirmed.
>It's a girl.

>>30208386
Now...do we go Yandere Flutters, or do we go (pseudo) Mothers teach sex Flutters, with the expectation of future threesomes. The question is as vexing as it hot.

>>30208386
oh shit, is it squeakybelle?
is.. is she gonna help hook them up?
if they were a bit older it'd be adorable if she taught anon the facts of life in preparation, but as it is it's just wonderful he likes playing with girls

>>30208386
dis gon be qt

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>No innocently cuddly incest
The hell is this?

>Applejack being happy to see Anon after a hard day's work and hugging him for several seconds past the point of awkwardness
>Rarity declining to spend time with her friends in favour of cuddling up with Anon on the couch, with Sweetie sitting in (and eventually falling asleep in) his lap
>Twilight insisting on reading Anon a bedtime story despite him being too old for it, and both of them ending up having fun together as they both wrestle the book from each other and do their best silly impressions of the character's voices
>Pinkie Pie cleaning up after Anon's birthday party and, despite the hours of cleanup ahead of her (cleanup that she refused to let the birthday-boy help out with), can't shake the feeling that it's well worth the look of happiness that stayed on Anon's face the entire evening
>Fluttershy spending a quiet afternoon out in the woods by her house with Anon, cuddling each other and not saying a word and just listening to the sounds of nature
>Rainbow Dash hearing Anon cheering and whooping for her at her soccer game, and then going out for ice cream together

It's like you guys don't even feel a desperate loneliness that burns a hole in your heart. F-Fuckin' plebs.

>>30208725
see >>30208386
maybe it's what you want

>>30208725
>implying I don't know that feel
That sort of cuddly stuff is exactly what I like, even if some might argue it's not technically incest.
Which is why cousin Gilda is one of my favorite character plotlines so far (and I'm holding out hope for this Fluttersis story).

>>30208755
It's incest if they sneak a few shy kisses in when they think that nobody's looking.

>>30208386
>>It's a girl.
KILL HER

>>30208755
>(and I'm holding out hope for this Fluttersis story)
Could you elaborate? Not entirely sure how to read this comment.

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>>30208818
It's the only way.

>>30208431
Yandereshy is the best.

The most autistic thread

>>30208820
Hoping for innocent cuddly incest.

>>30208873
you mean the most amazing thread

>>30206599
Lies.
Nobody loves me.

>>30209314
Sometimes Sunset lies to make you feel better, Anon.

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Someone help! I actually have a cousin who wants to ride my damn cock but she looks like a extra thick version of moondancer. Minus the hair color. What do I do. My family knows about it and thinks it's me trying to bang her! Whenever the family gets together the purposely try to keep us apart. It's not me I swear! I'm not cousin cuddler I swear!!

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>>30207445
Like a cheap French whore

>>30209411
Stick your dick in her. It's the last thing they'll expect.

>>30209411
Sit in front of them the entire time and wait for her to do something. And when you say extra thick, do you mean disgustingly fat?

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>Clingy, lonely cousin Gilda has a secret weakness: gentle loving
>Despite her (absolutely genuine) rough-and-tumble beat-the-shit-out-of-a-bitch-for-looking-at-her-funny attitude, she will absolutely crumble when Anon starts kissing and cuddling her

>>30209517
>She tries to make it lewd
>She doesn't spill spaghetti everywhere if it's blatantly sexual
>She feels like she can keep control and avoid being 'weak' if it's just sex

>Anon can tell how night and day her mannerisms are
>He deliberately keeps things innocent
>Lust is for later, after the groundwork has been laid
>Now is for Love and cuddles and trust

>>30209411
nothin wrong with cousins
just make sure youre in love before you do the horizontal canter
a few years of dating should make sure of it

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>>30208386
>Hiding behind a tree, you catch yourself biting your nails.
>You can't quite make out what they're saying, but they look like they're having fun.
>Too much fun.
>This girl's clothes are a little bit too revealing, and she has a ponytail.
>Is she trying to show off her neck?
>"Look, I found one!"
>He found what?
>They're mostly just staring at the ground, like they're looking for something.
>"Whoa, you're really good at this!"
>You gnash your teeth. Now she's complimenting him.
>Warning signs are flashing in your eyes.
>Is she trying to control him? Was she going to turn him against you?
>Or; does she just like Anon, with no ulterior motives?
>You gulp. Somehow that option scares you even more.
>You can't keep watching this. You have to leave.
>Running back home, you draw out the cutting board in the kitchen.
>Grabbing the biggest knife in the drawer and a cucumber, you prepare to start cutting.
>Everything is fine.
>*THUNK*
>Anon is only seven years old.
>*THUNK*
>Seven year old boys do not have girlfriends.
>*THUNK*
>She's not even all that cute!
>*THUNK*
>Surely he wouldn't pick HER over... over...
>*THUNK* *THUNK* *THUNK* *THUNK* *THUNK*
>"Flutty?"
>You almost scream in surprise, dropping the knife on the floor and painfully banging the cutting board with your knee.
"FUUUU-eeerr, uhh... A-anon?"
>He raises an eyebrow at you.
>"Are you... okay?" He looks down at the mess on the floor. "I thought you didn't like cucumbers..?"
>Not coming up with a response, he just shrugs and helps you pick up the pieces.
>You notice the girl behind your brother, staring curiously at the scene.
"Who's your... uhh... f-friend?"
>She smiles and waves innocently at you.
>You attempt to return the gesture.
>"My classmate, Sweetie Belle."
>Smiling manically, he slams something on the kitchen table.
>"Look! Isn't cool?"
>It's a jar, full of squirming insects.
"We're getting an A for sure!"
>Your face blanks.
"Oh... a school assignment... r-right..."

>>30209652
>"Look! Isn't cool?"
Isn't it*
>>30209652
Eh, bit disappointed in simple yanShy, but whatever works I guess.

>>30209652
oh dear. Flutty's got some issues...
which... given her mom, is not surprising.

>>30209652
... w-wait, I wanted snuggly romance feels, not dead Sweetie Belle.

>>30206599
>You will never cum inside Momma Chrysi.
I wonder how she would react to that?

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>>30209697
maybe we're overreacting. maybe sweetie will just be wearing an adorable lamb hat to school for a while

>>30209411
Call them out and tell them it's not you egging this on. Don't take the blame when it's not yours.

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>>30209508
>>30209494
heres as close as an example as i can get to her thickness

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>>30209425
French?!

>>30209795
>Germain, thick.
Unnnf, find a way to fuck her, if she is at least descent looking. In fact, I have a terrific option to do this, agree to do this if she is the one to clear it up with the family, then if she's old enough to make her own decisions along with you, just making assumptions on age at this point, then proceed to go to a hotel and fuck her ragged and claim her as yours.

>>30209680
Thanks, I didn't notice that missing word.
Also, this yanshy thing won't be going any further than this. I'm really just trying to write a mundane slice of life green here, sprinkled with some proto-incestuous affection.

>>30209558
Yesss, make her the loving wife that she always dreamed about, then really start fucking her.

>>30209824
that is when really-fucking is supposed to start, yeah

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>>30208386
HERE IT COMES

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>>30209818

yea shes 23. She said the desire came from when us were like 12 and i had dry humped her.
She said ever since then . she felt this so called forbidden love for me. she said its more than just sex. she genuinely wants to be with me but our family would never allow it. and she hates it. she cant even get near me without the family becoming suspicious. and intercepting all plans she or i have

>>30209881
fuck the family, she's old enough to make her own decisions. and when a woman picks a man, that's it. unless you have some better prospects, you're taken. you're a taken man. now go on some dates and get to know each other better.
>dry humping at 12
lucky sumbitch.

>>30209881
Have you pointed out to this family that literally only America worries about cousinry?

>>30209881
Reveal to your parents that you are actually adopted. They can't be angry if it isn't really incest.

>>30209881
...are you both fucking retarded? How the hell do they know when you two try to fuck? Do you both just ask for permission or something? Fuck off out of there and go home together then dipshit, if the asshats start bitching then both of you tell them to fuck off. Live the dream for all of us.
>>30209893
This. At 12 all I had was getting rocks thrown at me by highschoolers. My sister is a pig that rolls in her own piss an shit and is a compulsive liar, and my mom is insane.
>>30209909
kek

>>30209913
I assume they're trying to do it right and spend time together, not just surreptitiously fuck.

>>30209925
....then they could still just fuck off and leave without telling them. Lock the door and just spend the night with Netflix and pizza. A Moondancer like that would love to spend the night cuddling on the couch, maybe spooning as well.

>>30209881
Is she younger or older than you?

>>30209956
he said roughly same age

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>>30209881
>>30209893
>>30209899
>>30209909
>>30209913

Well the fact that I live at the bottom of the state and she lives at the top of it really does kill alot of the plans we try to make. Its not like driving across town. 200 mile drive. not exactly something you can just do on a day off. weve come close to shagging a few times but idk it was like fate would stop us in some kinda way. I mean i DO love her but loving her would mean us leaving the family. And trust me that's not something either of us can simply do. Ever heard of the term "It takes a village"? Well leta just say the VILLAGE is very big and there are a lot of people if you catch my drift

>What is leaving the house
>What is not announcing you are trying to fuck in front of your entire extended family
Seriously. One of you leave the house to fuck around at the park, and then like 20 minutes later the other one says that they want to buy some fucking chips at the store. Hint: Neither of you are going to the park or buying snack food; you are having sum fuk. Both of you are very dumb.

>>30209968
ah you left out that part.
if your family really loved you, they'd be okay with this
maybe you need to put together a presentation. there's no fucking shortage of convincing support for cousinmarriage. it was literally normal in their parents' day.

>>30209968
>Ever heard of the term "It takes a village"? Well leta just say the VILLAGE is very big and there are a lot of people if you catch my drift
Anon
Anon do you belong to a cult
Anon is this what you're trying to tell us
It's okay, Anon. Half the cults require family members to have sex to summon their dark gods.

>>30209978
>it was literally normal in their parents' day.
You are literally retarded. Incest was not normal in the early 20th century, you stupe.

>>30209968
Then fucking leave, if you two are living alone, then you don't need them, just get together, pic a random state, then piss off. If they get butthurt about it then fuck em. You got something most of us would kill for, don't ruin it.
>>30209984
Okay that got a chuckle out of me.
>>30209978
Very true, and in a legal state they have literally no right other then to bitch and moan.

>>30209991
who is FDR

>>30209998
>1 off
fuuuuuuuuck

>>30210004
Don't forget Charlie Chaplin
I mean they got on his case, but that was for being a commie sympathizer.
Man the irony that McCarthyism basically singlehandedly saved communism's reputation is so fucking thick and fudgy you need to rinse it off before putting it in the dishwasher. I just wish people could learn from that, since shit exactly like that continues to happen to this day.

>>30210004
>What is: a vocal minority
Several prominent and well-known people doing Thing does not mean that a society at large is okay with Thing.

>>30210012
what the fuck are you even talking about

>>30210019
It kind of does when it's the president.

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>"You're my present this year, Anon."

>>30210025
So when Nixon was in power, everyone in the country was okay with political coverups?

>>30210024
Chappy married his cousin
He's english, he didnt see the problem with it.
and neither should you.
Siblings and parents are off-limits, as are aunts and uncles and nieces and nephews. And obviously anyone by-marriage because.. they're married. The rest is good to go.

>>30210038
no, and they impeached him for it once they found out
they knew about FDR right away and they were like "whoa, he's Teddy's cousin, and his wife is Teddy's cousin, who is also his cousin. That's like more TR, and we need that"
They had no idea he was a fucking pinko. They also didn't know he was a cripple. But they knew who he was married to, and still elected the guy
So basically the equivalent of your logic is that when Nixon was in power, people in the country were, in general, okay with large noses and slicked-down hair.

>>30210004
>>30210012
Don't forget Albert Einstein.

>>30210038
They are now. So what do you think?

>>30210040
>He's english, he didnt see the problem with it.
>and neither should you.
look dude I'm here because incest makes my penis hard. Like many of my fetishes, I don't want to personally make it happen in my life. I'm not accepting shit.

>>30210055
And cocker spaniels. Don't forget those.
>>30210058
Though I wouldn't exactly use him as an example, given that... he wasn't really into either of his wives, as I recall. He was a get your chicken at KFC not at the chicken farm kinda guy

Remember when this thread was about ponies?

>>30210063
I'm just saying cousins aren't incest, man. or if they are, it's not remotely the same degree as aunt/uncle/niece/nephew, which in turn isn't remotely the same degree as parent/child/sibling.
This reminds me of those weird Tumblr sorts who get mad at gay incest pairings.. as if gay doesn't kind of completely negate/drown out any issue there could be.

>>30210073
No not really, we are on topic.

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>>30209984
>>30209998
>>30209991
Lol no cult or anything like that. It just we come from a.....well off family. not celebrities or anything close. Just imagine a gated community with the most uptight, snotty and above all else NOSY people you can imagine. A rat cant take a shit in the trash can without someone knowing about it. This place has cameras at all exits and weekly community meetings to discuss the the length of grass we have to cut blah blah blah you get it. So once she did drive in to see me while everyone was out. We spent the whole morning and early afternoon together. No sexy times. her time of the month. And that night dear old dad came marching into the guest house. well its my house but you get what i mean. Demanding to know what my cousin was doing here blah blah did you fuck her blah blah why cant you give up your obsession with her blah blah. We arent some backwater inbred hicks blah blah what will the neighbors think blah blah you get the idea. So you see the set up i have to deal with. Not to mention i work in my father's company so its damn near 24hr survailence

>>30210085
Ok well sonny jim here's the best bet for that.
Move out.
Legit make a get away bag and just go find some other place to live in if you really want to. Sounds more like you're being held under his thumb more than anything else.

>>30210085
Then go somewhere, and don't take anything from them. Pretty god damn simple. An get your Moonie to tell them its her idea and they should fuck off. This right her is the problem with nepotism, shit is done to keep you in line.
>Guest house
The fuck are you doing living near them in a gated community, behind their house, WITH A BUNCH OF CAMERAS?! And fuck the neighbors. People like that need to be put in fucking chains and shot. But that's a different thing. Oh and don't forget to point out they refuse to acknowledge her own decision and that's its pointless blaming him.

>>30210085
oh.. i see. fuck.
well, time to choose between love or money I guess.

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>>30210105
>>30210116
Remember I said I cant simply walk away and move somewhere. The family wouldn't allow it. To many secrets they are afraid of leaking out with my departure. Still we talk on the phone and video chat constantly we both have partners but we really dont care about them. its all to keep up apperances

>>30210168
>we both have partners but we really dont care about them. its all to keep up apperances
>he believes this
kek shes getting plowed daily famalam

>>30210168
you can, you'd just be leaving money behind. that's the only grip they have on you
but unlike those chucklefucks you replied to, I understand how that's not that easy. Not when you have stability in your life and you're used to it. you can't just decide oh well love matters more, then you're in your roach-riddled new york apartment in a stained wifebeater screaming at yer wife because that's what you become when you're poor

>>30210168
Then leak them and get them to fuck off, what part of, you can make your own decisions do you two not understand. Fuck the controlling bastards over on the way out, they cant steal any money you made on your own, then you can put them in jail. If your so important that they go to this length to keep you in line, you have more power than them.

>>30210181
oh i know and i do the same to my girl. At this point its really just sex. But my girl doesn't know that.

>>30210186
Yeah unless we're talking mafia here, the fact that there's secrets.. sounds like you actually have the power over THEM. like let us go move out somewhere and give us a stipend or we'll tell everyone who we are. we dont care, but it'll be your rep.

>>30210188
oh nevermind you're just shitty people

okay let's get back to ponies

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>>30206714
>Here's that Cop Gilda story that Anon asked for last thread.
>https://pastebin.com/UiWnwXha

Good lord, that was one of the sweetest, c o m f i e s t things I've ever read. The dialogue, the character development, the action, the fact that despite being a short story, it wasn't rushed...GAH, Right in the feels. Thanks for sharing it again.

>>30210188
what has become of society

>>30210212
>>30210202
Their gated community rich, sums up the problem right there.

>>30210184
>>30210186
>>30210190

At this point its really more of a comfort thing. I know i can leave. It would be EXTREMELY hard to...but it is possible. But im happy. its just this ONE thing.
>>30210202
trust dude. in this place we're ALL shitty people. Half the neighbors are fucking their poolboys and maids and my chick's a total skank anyway. Hell the night i met her she was face down in a lawn chair at a party i went to

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>>30210219
yes its a cesspool of overindulgence and outward appearances. where every girl is diamond tiara pre-reformed and every boy is biff from back to the future

>>30210223
Do you want something real, do you actually have something that could be used against your family, are you both going to be as shallow as the maggots your surrounded by? If the answer is Yes, Yes, No, then fucking do it. Just know that with Trump in office that the possibility of you keeping a middle class lifestyle is almost laughable, so get your shit together real fucking tightly. Otherwise, you two can keep fucking trash lower than a trailerpark meth addict.

I feel like I need some good oldfashioned applecest to wash this taste outta my mouth. who's got some?

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>>30210248

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>>30210252
Welllllllllllllllllllll she and I are planning on "disappearing" during this years family reunion. She and I just planed on saying fuck it and driving off during the festivities and dealing with the fallout later. We want to see if we want to be together because everyone says we cant or because we really want this for ourselves


also there will be fucking involved. lots of it

>>30210303
y'see, the thing about your story is, it keeps.... adapting to the things we say and questions we ask in a way that doesn't make sense as one consistent story, but rather as a narrative.

>>30210316
yes its almost as if im fucking with you

>>30210335
kek

whenever someone says theyre fucking some family member its 98% of the time a larper

>>30210316
Fucking this. Every time someone here starts incessantly posting about their "personal life", it's just some autist making shit up for attention. Enough of this conversation already.

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>tfw you reply to bait
I feel fucking stupid.

>>30210343
>enough of this
not nearly enough. Just.. write a better story next time. one that gives us nice feelings instead of hijacking the thread for your own 'hahaha they fell for it' amusement
youll find it's a lot more satisfying than even the most bitten bait.

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>>30209707
Be patient and you'll find out, but don't hold your breath as I don't writefag as fast as I used to. Also is anyone doing anything with Moon Dancer? Had an idea I wanted to explore when I finish the Chrysalis green, but it'd be weird for me to have two ongoing stories of the same character.

>>30210376
who... is moon dancer?

>>30210376
>the faggot is the guy doing Chrysalis, now wants some sweet neet moonbutt.
Yessss. Also no, we don't really have any Moondancer. And a quick question, is your story the Crissy mom earlier in the thread?

hmm what would Little Strongheart get into? maybe her big brother is the strongest brave of all the buffalo? and in her tribe she has to.. do something.. in order to claim him. some kind of sappy public declaration and also a dance is involved. fuck i dont know if this is hot and promising or embarrassing and offensive.

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>>30209652
"See, there's another one."
>With Anon sitting on your lap and the area's insect encyclopedia in front of you, you're going over his findings together.
>"Yeah... it does look pretty similar."
>Wrapping your left arm around him from behind and flipping the pages with your right, you rest your chin on his shoulder.
"You found some of those, too."
>"Whoa, you're right!"
>You feel utterly ashamed over how selfish you were earlier today.
>"Did I really find nothing but beetles? They all look so different."
"You should try looking in the trees, next time."
>You squeeze him tighter.
"Just be careful, if you climb them..."
>Even if he does eventually grow distant, that's a long time from now.
>Not that you'd let that happen without a fight.
>Reaching the last page of the book, you close it with a thud.
>"Yeah, yeah, I'm always careful."
>You give his sides a tickle, eliciting a short laugh, before wrapping your arms around him again.
"Alright, it's bedtime."
>"Aww, already..? Can't we watch those animal shows together?"
>You're starting to wonder if he's learning how to tempt you.
"Sorry, but you have a long day of bug-finding ahead of you tomorrow."
>He stands up and frowns, disappointed. "When did you become my mom?"
>You bring your knees up to your chest.
>He didn't sound entirely serious, but was there truth in those words?
>That wasn't really the plan, but if that's how he feels...
>Waiting until he's in bed, you walk into his room.
>Leaning down towards your brother, you deliver the routine kiss on his cheek.
"Good night..."
>This level of intimacy wasn't awkward anymore, but you still feel like there's one thing left unsaid.
>Something essential that you've never heard in this family.
"I love you, Anon."
>Seeing the pause in his eyes, you walk back towards the door.
>"L-love you too, Flutty..."
>Swallowing your emotions, you turn off the lights.
"Sweet dreams..."
>Closing the door behind you, you get the feeling that he'll grow up just fine.

>>30210631
>"When did you become my mom?"
when your real mom became an ass in the box, Tiny Tim. This is a thread you shouldn't pull..

>>30210677
>an ass in the box
i kekd

>>30206714
I fucking love Jeff

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>>30210631
My heart

>>30210631
these Fluttershy is amazing, please continue

>>30211182
this* sorry

>>30210394
I posted the short Chrysalis green in the previous thread. Was there another one in this thread I missed? Also they'll be separate stories, no threesome this time, sorry guy.

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>>30206599
>You will never go with an 'expedition' with Daring Mom once you get older.
>You will never share a tent together.

>>30209411
What are you waiting for? Do it.

>>30206714
I wonder how many people from the revtrap thread is in here, filthy fucks. I miss the revtrap threads... Also, fuck you Anon Y. Moose.

>>30211434
>tfw you will never go out hunting for artifacts with mama Daring.
>tfw it wont actually be magical and shoot you with a laser.
>tfw you wont go home at the end of the adventure and go to bed together.
>tfw you start fucking you grow a second dick and your balls double the cum.
>tfw you will never fuck your mother unconscious and fill both her holes so full of cum, it looks like she had glue injected in her.

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>>30212070
It was my favorite thread while it was up.
The Butters story was the best.

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>>30209822
> this yanshy thing won't be going any further than this.

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When will we get to spunk all over Raridaughter?

>>30211434
>Share a tent with mom
>Share YOUR tent with mom
That means penis.

>>30212779
>"Rarity, what the hecky-hoo is this? Every night-EVERY SINGLE NIGHT-you go to your brother's room so that he'll "brush my hair", but you always come out looking like a mess. Rarity, I know you're trying to be nice to Anon, but you gotta teach him how to brush women's hair and quit sparin' his feelings."
Weird Brooklyn Rari-dad is fun to write.

>>30212070
I was there since the first one, and now I'm here. We miss you jeff.

>>30210055
>whoa, he's Teddy's cousin, and his wife is Teddy's cousin, who is also his cousin.
They were siblings?

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>>30212160
The NEET Luna story is pretty comfy too, but the "butters" story is pic related

>>30210248
>every boy is biff from back to the future
kek

>>30212967
>"Hey, McNon! I thought I told you never to come back here, you Irish bug!"

>>30212077
>Not locking your mom in her bedroom and fucking her until Stockholm Syndrome sets in and she begs for your cum

>>30213444
>Not having the other way around.
>Not wanting Daring Mom to leg lock you.

>>30206599
Hey guys if you are interested the Reverse Trap thread is back.

>>30212943
It's funny how many people in here don't understand how cousins work. Like when scootaloo had an aunt and uncle that arent YOUR aunt and uncle.
cousins branch out infinitely because of how marriage works each one of your aunts or uncles either is unrelated to you or married to someone unrelated to you, and they can also have siblings of their own

>>30213476
>"I'm tired of sleeping in a big empty bed, baby. I wanna start over with you. Woah, woah, woah; where do you think YOU'RE goin', Anon? 'Pulling out'? What did I just say about starting over?"

>>30213774
Which is one of the reasons I've always considered cousins to be inferior subject matter for incest stories. Cousins are practically unrelated.

You have to work pretty hard to make it feel right for incest. Like, they have to be really close cousins that grew up together or something.

>Anon gets injured to some degree of harm
>Mom can't afford the hospital ('Murika fuck yeah) and pawns him off onto Auntie Redheart (or Sweetheart, or any of the other nursepones)
>Auntie Nursehorse works late hours and tends to Anon when she gets back to her house, and Anon does his best to make it up to her; making dinner (if his injury allows), keeping the house clean, etc etc
>Auntie Nursehorse opens up to him bit by bit
>Goes out Friday night to meet with her friends at a bar (after making sure Anon isn't about to die), but comes home early and drunk
>Her friends all found men and left the bar, but she had no such luck and she just decided to go home early
>Nursehorse is a sad drunk and Anon comforts her while she cries on him
>Cries "I don't have anybody"
>Anon's comforting "You've got me" is misinterpreted by Nursehorse's pickled brain
>Slides her hand down her nephew's tummy and down towards his cock
>"I sure do, don't I?"
>While her hand keeps getting closer and closer to stranger-danger levels of no-no touching, Anon becomes keenly aware that he's got the dead weight of a fully-grown woman on top of him

>>30214028
>Anon is still recovering from a serious injury
>His pained screams immediately ruin the moment and make the night super awkward for everyone

https://pastebin.com/X8xpizr6
Will the faggot who wrote this ever come back?

>>30214050
Doesn't matter had sex.

>>30214050
Nah, it's fine. He's just got some kind of sprained limb or something. Nothing that'll get in the way of shoving his dick into his aunt's pussy. Or maybe he's got a fever and his mom doesn't want the doctor charging him a couple hundred dollars for one or two Tylenol Cold pills.

>>30213992
well yeah, they aren't incest. but one of the nicest things about these stories is that you have someone who knows you already, a built-in acquaintance.. which is increasingly difficult and basically what we all fantasize about.. a girl that knows our past and how cool we are

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>>30214142
>and how cool we are
You're making some pretty big assumptions there Anon

>>30214440
even better. she also knows how lame we are.. and she's used to it

>>30214470
>Knows how weird and lame you are from a lifetime of friendship
>Doesn't care
And now you've given me the feels.

>>30214497
dont forget she also trusts you with her own weird stuff
you were the first one to assure her that every girl does have a clitoris, even if she cant find it.. and then you helped her find it

>>30214529
>Cousin Scootaloo gets really obvious with her "oblivious" routine
>"Hey, Anon! Apple Bloom says it feels good when someone plays with your breasts, but I don't believe her. What do you think?"

>>30214546
>Anon tries rubbing his own chest
>"Hm... no, I'm not really feeling it. I think Apple Bloom was just messing with you."
>Anon is also playing oblivious
>He's been doing it so long, he's forgotten why he started in the first place.

>>30214546
>That makes em get bigger, right?

>Your siren sisters will never bribe you with unlimited access to their tits if you help them prepare for the Battle of the Bands

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>Wow Anon, thanks for the ice cream. You're the best brother ever
>A-are you watching me lick the ice cream?

>>30214727
Just like his dick. If he and Scoots feel each other up, then they're really just helping each other out.

>>30215681
>"Anon, you know I'm a messy eater when it comes to ice cream cones. On a totally unrelated note, why do you only ever buy me vanilla?"

>>30216075
That most recent Chryssa-mom green was godlike.

>>30216075
This>>30216080
we need more movie star Chrissimom.

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>>30210631
>Putting down the final box with a thud, you wipe the sweat off your forehead.
>Your sister is moving out to start her college education, and of course you volunteered to help.
>You're happy for her. Or at least that's what you're trying your hardest to convey.
>A pair of lips make contact with your cheek.
>"Thanks for the help, Anon. This would've taken all day if it wasn't for you."
>No forced smile could withstand this pressure, so you look away towards the nearest window.
"S-sure... nice place, this apartment..."
>Her leaving was a lot harder to accept than you thought it would be, once that fact was staring you in the face.
>"Yeah..." She grasps your hand. "It's missing something important, though..."
>You raise your eyebrows, trying to read her face.
>"Could you... stay... for a bit?"
>You had no idea how much you wanted to hear those words until she said them.
"Of course! Should I help you unpack?"
>Your renewed vigor falls back down as your sister sits down on the sofa in the middle of the room.
>Sitting down next to her, she surprises you by leaning her entire weight on your side, pulling you down into a lying hug.
"F-flutters..?"
>You can hardly breathe with how tightly she's squeezing you.
>"Anon..." Your heart stops at the sadness in her voice.
>"I'm really going to miss having you around..."
>You feel intense relief, knowing the feeling's mutual.
"I, uhh... was going to tell you the exact same thing, actually..."
>"You'll come visit, right?"
"Sure, it's not that far..."
>"If mom keeps giving you a hard time, you can sleep on my couch."
"Thanks, maybe I wi-"
>"You can be here all the time if you want."
>You pause, surprised by how tempting the offer was.
"Well... it'd be pretty cramped..."
>"I don't mind..." She flashes you a playful smile. "...and you did say you were going to marry me."
>You would have hidden your face behind your hand in embarrassment if it weren't locked in the embrace.
"S-so... how about I set up the TV..?"

>>30216273
We need more a lot of things.

For instance, nobody ever did write a story about dirty-talk big sister Applejack teasing and flirting with little brother Anon. That was an idea for the ages, and it came to nothing.

>>30214071
But he cried the whole time

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>>30216289
>My heart. pic related.
Just shoot me why don't you, and nice too know the mom is still trash.

>>30216289
So how old is he now? 12?

>>30216075
Chryssa-mom was made for son fucking.

>>30216375
That's the lower end of the age range I was going for. Early/mid-teens, something like that.

>>30216427
prime molesting time. those seeds were well planted.
we need more groomed little sisters and daughters too

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>>30216290
Only reason I haven't done any Applejack stories is because I don't know enough country speak and it would slow me down considerably while I look into it and learn more. Give it a shot anon, worst thing that can happen is you suck at it and even then we're all Anonymous so no one will ever know.
>>30216080
>>30216273
>>30216395
Already working on the next part, but it probably won't be ready until next thread or even late next thread depending on how autistic I get with it. Quick look at the rough outline has about ten "scenes." Some of them will be short and others will be a bit more lengthy. I'm currently about three and a half scenes worth of green typed up and saved on notepad. After finishing I'll wait a day or two before reading it again with fresh eyes, looking for grammar I feel like my grammar is absolute shit desu and spelling mistakes and then post it. Goal is to finish the first five scenes tonight.

>>30216427
Imma assume he just started high school then

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>>30216289
>>"You can be here all the time if you want."

>>30216528
>that weird feeling when you might actually want to help "Translate" someone's green into hick speak

>>30216528
Speaking of grammar, one thing you should look out for is to always include a comma when there's a direct address in your dialog. I didn't see you do that in your green, which was distracting.

example:
"Oh baby." should be
"Oh, baby."

>>30216597
ehh that's technicaly the rule, but increasingly in modern speech we're not always pausing when we address, and leaving out the comma represents the pace of the dialogue in that situation

>>30216631
It still looks like shit when you don't do it.

>>30216631
Well, "your" and "you're" sound just about identical when you say them out loud, but people still assume that you're actually mentally retarded when you switch them around in writing.

>>30216631
I dunno, the comma doesn't just represent a pause for me, it's a visual aid as well. Leaving out the comma in a direct address always makes the reading feel weird and unnatural.

>>30216674
this

>>30216597
Thanks for the tip anon, I'll keep an eye out for it. Would my mistakes make more sense if I told you I passed English with an B+? I was too stupid to understand the rules, but "smart" enough to know if the sentence structure sounded correct.

>>30216674
actually it looks really distracting when you blindly follow the rule, even when a person wouldn't pause. It slogs the reading down

>>30216685
>sound just about identical when you say them out loud
If you're a moron, I guess. do you think score and skewer sound the same?

>>30216717
No it doesn't, are you retarded?
>>30216707
That explains a lot.

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>>30216733
English was my second language, sorry Anon.

>>30216733
Particularly in cases where the address includes an interjection like "hey" or something. Yes technically it should be "Hey, Dad, I'm glad you're home" but when you write it like that, it sounds like this thing where you're trying to have a meaningful talk and really be like "hey, let me tell you something" whereas "Hey Dad, I'm glad you're home" sounds like a greeting just acknowledging he's come through the door. Ideally you'd even write them right up next to each other because you're probably saying it like heydad in that situation.

>>30216751
The rule of thumb is to use commas where you pause when you talk. Like you said, technically "Hey, Dad, bluh bluh" is correct, but 1) too many commas slog things down, and 2) most people would not pause between "hey" and "dad". But if someone were to write "Hey dad I'm glad you're back", like they said that all in one breath and without any pauses in their speech, then it looks like shit.

>>30216730
Do you pronounce "you're" as "yew-were"? They're similar enough in sound that you could pronounce "your" as "you're" and nobody would interrupt you and say "excuse me, I think you mispronounced something. Did you mean 'your'?"

>>30216691
Basically. Back in my early days of greentext reading, I'd drop a story as soon as I read something like "hey wait no stop that what are you doing"

>>30216805
yeah exactly, no commas at all is always wrong.
who the hell says you're as yore like that? That's like saying tour as tore. It's not even the same vowel.
if I heard someone saying "YOR GONNA DO THIS FER ME" my opinion of their intelligence would plummet. Like the more backwoods fucks in the midwest where I sadly live. the kind who seem to add a vague o-oid nasal vowel to the word "stuff"

>>30216805
I have never heard someone say 'here's you're coat' out loud. Even educationless inner city people have a difference between 'yo mama' and 'you da man'
or jo and joo, if they're hispanic.

>>30216850
You should probably know that there's a level of self-righteous faggotry that invalidates everything you say if you surpass it. And I'm afraid you've just crossed the line. Please close YOR browser.

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>>30216850

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Well at least there's some discussion going on while we wait for green.

>ITT: autism over inconsequential and trivial details that nobody cares about

>>30216850
>>my opinion of their intelligence would plummet
>Fails to capitalize half of the letters that should be capitalized
My opinion of /your/ intelligence has plummeted.

>>30216899
wait which one am I in that? because I hate brian so fucking much

>>30216909
Chrysalis could probably imitate the way her brother's online friends type pretty well. Anon would think that he talks to Rainbow Dash about the latest sportsball game every night, but really it's his sister Chrysalis keeping all the "love" for herself. And when he inevitably asks to meet one of them IRL for something, Chrysalis gets to have a "there is no God here tonight; only me." moment with him. And then, the dick-sucking happens.

>>30216899
Nice dubs, also is that the fucker from ask a ninja?

>>30216927
oh like i'm going to bother on 4chins. i fuckin proofread for a living
if i started capitalizing shit you'd see a ton of first-two-letters-capitalized goin on because fucking shift key am i right

>>30216953
You're Brian. I'm the one who did that sick jump over what I presume is a couch, and... I don't know, the guy who commented about self-righteousness is the one in the red shorts struttin' his way over to hump you. You can't ignore my girth, Anon.

>>30216959
that's ninja brian, of the novelty "band" Ninja Sex Party
he's actually a musical genius considering he doesn't sing or play an instrument. he's also an insufferable cunt

>>30216965
dude if i ever remind anyone of that fuck and a half, one of us needs to rethink things hard.

anyway let's cause more green to happen. i promise i'll punctuate that and shit, because greentext.

>>30216966
Another set of dubs, nice. Also the bands title erases any further questions I had about that gif.

>>30216959
>ask a ninja?
Oh my god, I remember him.

>>30216961
The point is, don't rag on how somebody says something if you're going to turn around and do the same thing with your text words.

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>>30216974
>i promise i'll punctuate that and shit, because greentext.
I can agree to that compromise. Shake hands?

>>30216982
>Oh my god, I remember him.
Off the top of my head I remember laughing my ass off at the skit where he explains the ninja version of dance dance karaoke. Wonder if that shit is still online?

>>30216989
I just remember him explaining that only a ninja's outfit is real black, and that any black shirts or whatever you've got are actually just dark green or dark red. This is because the only real black liquid is the blood from a dragon's heart, or something like that, and a ninja has to kill one to dye their outfits true black.

>>30216997
Jesus fuck balls, quick google search tells me that this happened back in 2007 and I got hit with that feeling of "has it really been that long?" Looks like they have a youtube channel with all the videos uploaded. Last upload was a year ago.

>>30216997
That's apparently the first video anon, you got a pretty good memory it seems.

>>30216982
I would never rag! I was just suggesting there are times to bend the rules a bit and not always use a comma after an address, and for some reason, the response was "your and you're sound the same" which I don't really understand.. how that even applies.. but I just corrected that, and somehow we got here. if anything I was trying to soften someone else's ragging

>>30216987
that's a handshake I can get behind
>>30216997
I love that kinda internet shit

>>30216597
>>30216707
Adding a comma there breaks the flow of dialogue. While it is grammatically correct it's more important for the dialogue to flow well in a green especially if the anon doesn't speak good English to begin with.

>>30217273
>someone actually agrees with me
I mean I think at this point 'oh baby' is just a .. stock phrase. like oh my god. it's like trying to analyze the grammar of phrases like thank you or fuck you. is there an.. implied subject? a sentence consisting of only verb and object?

>>30217013
>Last upload was a year ago.
That hurts. Youtube channels or WIP pastebins, that hurts.

>>30217133
I'm honestly not even sure who's arguing about what anymore. Can we all just agree to disagree and go back to calling each other faggots, like a family?

>>30216805
>Do you pronounce "you're" as "yew-were"? They're similar enough in sound that you could pronounce "your" as "you're"
Not him, but it seems like it would be more logical and common to pronounce both as "your".
Same in writing really. Using "you're" everywhere instead of "your" would look extremely retarded, while the other way would only look mildly retarded.

>>30217345
I can agree there is a definite asymmetry in the retardation

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https://pastebin.com/qapKs0VJ
(DadAnon and Rariduaghter)

https://pastebin.com/u/canocorn
(Anon and sister Dashie)
Enjoy

>writing austism at 3AM
>just want to retreat back to killing gooks in RS2
Fucking hell, writing is hard.

>>30217662
>Go home GI

>>30216289
hhnggg fucking adorable

>>30206599
Oh fuck m8, Sister Sunbun is best cest!

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>>30217645
>canocorn
That was a fucking great story. I want a sequal where they get back together and all that shit but who fucking knows how likely that is

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>>30218013
Look at me *hic* look at me
We can do that right now

>>30206599
Oh my. She is a bit too fat.

>>30218019
B& for having shit taste.

>>30218015
Are you implying what I think you're implying?

>>30206599
Is the pastebin link updated?

>>30218469
Not since early May and apa's new thing isn't there

>>30217880
>Sunset claims to have accidentally sent you the risque photo by mistake and says she'll send you the right one
>Sends you a photograph of her nude and spreading her legs for the camera

>>30218518
Guess that'll do then

>>30218469
>>30218518
>>30219033
We should make a list of the missing pastebin links so they can be added to the next thread's op.

>>30218918
With a note saying to be at her room in 5 minutes and forget the condoms.

>>30206599
Is it just me, or does her belly button look way too far to the left? It's like it's almost on her side.

>>30219288
it's bad anatomy overall, it's just really well-disguised as good anatomy

>>30219264
>Sunset wants to rock her baby brother's world.
>She will never ruffle your hair when she is on top like she did when you were a kid.

>>30219789
>She will never make it clear that she's doing this because she loves her brother more than anybody else in the world

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>>30206599
Witness me for Auntie Sweetie Belle.

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>>30220045
Witnessed.

>>30220045
Much appreciated Anon, your sacrifice is not in vain.

>>30220045
"Auntie Sweetie Belle?!"
>"Nonny!"
>Your aunt Sweetie twists around, frantically scrambling to cover herself up.
>"Rarity didn't tell me these were transparent!"
>You take a step into your bedroom, clumsily kicking the door shut behind you; you don't need your mom seeing you and your aunt and then getting the wrong idea.
"What are you doing on my bed?!"
>Aunt Sweetie rolls onto her back like a turtle and cups both her breasts, curling up on herself protectively.
>By now, the porcelain-like skin on her face and upper chest is a dark red.
>You wouldn't be surprised if she somehow gave herself a sunburn.
>"Nonny, I-shoot!"
>One of her hands abandons a tit and rushes down to cup her groin.
>A split-second before she covers herself up, you're born witness to the sight of her pussy lips smooshing visibly against the palm of her hand.
>"Rari-er, your mom said that you were doing some kind of fashion thing for school!"
>she blurts out, unable to look you in the eye.
>"Sh-She gave me the outfit you were working on a-and said you wanted to see it modeled j-just in case you made a mistake with it!"
>That's bullshit.
"Auntie," you say slowly, trying not to look at her exposed breast (Auntie Sweetie's mind clearly hasn't quite caught up with her indecent exposure yet), "I'm not... I'm not TAKING a fashion class in school..."
>Your aunt stares at you wide-eyed, the shock of what you said finally allowing her to meet your gaze.
>"Wh....what?"
>She looks down at herself; half-naked and flashing her own nephew.
>"Oh... oh, no..."
>Your aunt starts to sniffle, and years of living with her and your mother means that you know that this is leading to a famous Belle Family Cry-Out.
>You decide to put aside your personal discomfort and rush over to your bed.
"Oh, Auntie, it's okay..."
>You pull her into a hug, which your aunt eagerly returns.

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>>30220421
>"Oh, this is so embarrassing, Nonny!" she croons into your neck, "You s-saw my... m-my..."
"Shh..."
>You rub her back and try to ignore how painfully stiff her nipples feel against your chest.

>Meanwhile, Rarity watches on from behind the slats of your closet door.
>With one hand down her skirt and the other up her shirt, Rarity can barely hold back her moans.
>"That's right, darlings," she purrs quietly, a wet -schlick- barely audible in the darkness of your closet, "Get used to how each other feels."
>Rarity bites her lip and pinches her nipple.
>"Just bring your hands a little lower, Anonymous... give your auntie's bum a squeeze, now..."
>Rarity's form crumbles slightly as the beginnings of an orgasm start to overtake her.
>"S-Sweetie... your nephew's touch f-feels so good on your skin, doesn't it?"
>Rarity tries to hold herself back, knowing that she'll have even more chances to get her sister and her son into more intimate situations together.
>Today, a half-naked hug; tomorrow, one of them might just walk in on the other in the shower.
>And soon...
>Soon, she'll get to watch while Anonymous plows his own aunt.
>Maybe she'll be able to convince Sweetie to start expanding the family with Anonymous's help.

>>30220431
Please for the love of whatever cosmetic deities continue this.

>>30220431
>Sweetie's shampoo is more watery than she remembers it being and it gets in her eye, prompting her to call for Anon to hand her a towel; Anon sees everything
>Anon's bedroom door closing mechanism mysteriously breaks, and Sweetie just happens to be doing tasks for Rarity that means she walks in front of Anon's door several times per day; she hears (and occasionally sees) him masturbating
>Anon, Rarity, and Sweetie all have a movie night once or twice a week, but Rarity "remembers" that she has important work due the next day and leaves the two alone; Rarity also "accidentally" put on a porn DVD instead of a regular movie, and Anon&Sweetie power through it awkwardly
>Rarity tracks down the tissues/cloths/whatever that Anon masturbates with/into, and then rubs it into Sweetie's clean shirts, and then does the same thing to Anon's shirts; Anon and Sweetie are now smelling each other's crotches all day and they don't even realize it
It's a matter of time before Sweetie meets Anon in the living room in the middle of the night (both of them suffering from a bad dream engineered by Rarity) and they fuck on the couch.

>>30220574
It makes me wonder is Rarity and Sweetie working together or is Rares playing ship master?

>>30220604
Rarity is playing ship master. She gets off on it so hard.

>>30220654
So when is she going to give Sweetie the grandchildren talk?
>"Oh pish posh Sweetie you're only 9 years older than him. Anon is 18 now and don't want him to be stuck with a girl that would just use him."

>>30220045
P U F F Y

>>30220045
I want to inside auntie Sweetie Belle.

>>30220421
>aunt? fuck that, those are la-
>oh.. you're rara's son.. so this is your hot YOUNG aunt. uhh yes please
>she's all punipuni
yeah this is good

>>30220431
a perverted rara is best gem horse

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>>30220431
FUUUUUUCK

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>>30220421
>>30220431
>>30220574
I want to cum inside auntie Sweetie Belle.

>>30221004
>Yearbook photo
I want to embarrass auntie Sweetie Belle by getting Rari-mom to show me pictures of her from her goth phase.

>>30220574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MD48_-NUBE

>>30221034
>"It isn't a phase Rarity my name is Death Bell with out the e."

>>30221128
oh my god

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>>30221034
>>30221128
>"And this was Sweetie Belle during her sophomore year or Death Bell I should say."
>"SIS!"

>>30221282
>"that's WITHOUT an e, of course. She was most insistent"
>"GIVE ME THAT!"

>>30221282
Read the SIS! as ISIS. I was confused for a sec.

>>30221282
I want an emo Sweetie sis to fug during her rebellious phase

>>30221335
>"Hey, 'Non. C'mere a sec, I wanna do something to you."
>You sigh and shove away your homework for the evening.
>You get to your feet and trudge over to your little sister, trying your best not to laugh at her racoon makeup.
"What do you want, Swee-"
>Your little sister glares at you and actually growls...
>...as best as a 13-year-old kid can, anyway.
"Sorry," you drawl sarcastically, "what do you want, DEATH Bell, with no 'e' on the end."
>Sweetie glares at you and, before you can react, she shoves you on the chest; HARD.
>You stumble back and, thankfully, land on your bed.
"Sweetie!" you shout, "What the fuc-"
>Sweetie crawls on top of you, effectively your tirade short.
>The fuck does your sister think she's doing?
>"Shut up!" she hisses, "Let me talk!"
>Sweetie, clothes black and eyeliner thick, sits down on your crotch and braces her hands on your chest, pressing her weight onto you.
>"Mom and dad say I'm not old enough for a boyfriend yet," she explains, looking peeved, "And big dumb Rarity said that I can't do things with you when I asked if I could have YOU as a boyfriend instead."
>You're sorry.
>What?
"You-"
>"So..." begins Sweetie Belle, shoving one of her hands between her legs to fumble with YOUR belt, "I'm gonna-"
"Sweetie, quit it. Don't be wei-"
>"I'm GONNA-" she interrupts, "-gag myself on your dick!"
>You stare at her blankly; she stares at you with a blush peeking through her white facepaint.
"You're going to what." you deadpan, not even bothering to make it into a question.
>Sweetie huffs and continues fiddling with your belt.
>"Mom and dad don't get to tell me what to do," she growls, jerking your pants down, "And certainly neither does RARITY!"

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>>30221577
I like this cutie.

>>30219115
https://pastebin.com/qapKs0VJ

This is the only incest pastebin i know missing from the list

>>30221577
>Sweetie crawls on top of you, effectively your tirade short.
missed a word after effectively.
>"I'm GONNA-" she interrupts, "-gag myself on your dick!"
Unf.

>>30221654
That's the shitty story with Anon and Rarity with the pedo ring.

>>30221577
>Unfortunately, Sweetie Belle is not skilled in oral sex, and her declaration to "gag herself" on your cock was tragically literal.
>Five minutes later, you're holding your little sister's hair back as she throws up into the toilet.
>"I-I'm sorry, Anon! I ju-HURHAK"
>...
>...you're going to have to wash your bedsheets now...

>>30221282
>"Your aunt also wanted to start a heavy metal band with her two friends and uploaded a song on youtube."
"Wait, a minute mom I think I know what you're talking about, there was a metal song on youtube that is on the top 10 most disliked videos."
>"That's the one darling."
>"SSTTTOOP!"

>>30221663
Pedo ring? Are you talking about the school fucks that want Anon to fuck Rarity in front of them? I'm going to have to reread it because I can't recall any pedo ring shit other than Anon dad having a go with Sweetie Belle. Either way I fucking enjoyed it immensely.

>>30221677
The opening act was fine, even having Luna join in was okay. The rest was fucking terrible.

>>30221690
Different strokes for different folks anon.

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>>30221667
>Puking because she's bad at blow jobs.
I have been there. Not my sister, just a girl I knew once. She was on my dick for about ten seconds then bam she's off to the toilet to blow chunks.

>>30221729
It's almost like you should listen to the discomfort your body tells you when you try to send something down your throat, lest you aspirate semen.
but then, people have sex in the butt, so I guess listening to natural discomfort is out the window

>>30221663
Not it's not, it's raridaughter where his papa got a job at her school

Read it before you spout nonsense

pedo ring can be hot as long as theyre just taking pictures and not gettin molesty.

>>30221786
>>>30221663
>The start is good but it went to shit when he fucked sweetie belle
>
>I just finished this for formalities
What?

>>30221786
That's fair, noting worse than needing to finish a story that went to shit. The disappointment hurts more than anything else.
>>30221797
Read the whole story before you start talking stupid.
>>30221801
Nah, they went full blackmail creepy shit with it. Wanted nothing more than to kill them all at that point.

>>30221809
aw that's lame then
when will we get a story where Apple Bloom poses for pictures so Big Mac can trade them online? and everything's sweet and loving and not rapey

>>30221809
I'm very curious now, what pedo ring anon?

>>30221820
....read the story, did you not pay attention?
>>30221819
>implying Big Mac would send pics of his little sister online.
>Implying he would share either.
>Implying he could get online to begin with.
Logic kills the idea too fast to be worth it.

>>30221805
I finished reading this rather than stop halfway so i could know is if its ending is good

>>30221809
Shit i remember now, redheart was involved in there and luna is covering them up from celestia

Sorry man

>>30221836
what if it was her idea? she saw what he was a-lookin' at and thought if that's what he's inta, she'll help him out
turns out he just wants her

>>30221836
It'd be faster if you just told me, because again, the only dealings that anon had with the school ring was because they found out about him and Rarity. Since I obviously don't remember it seeing as I haven't read it recently, why not stop being a stubborn prick and just tell me?

>>30221819
>Sweet and loving and not rapey
>Trading nude pictures of his underage sister online
Just stop.

>>30221853
Finish it, it's fun

>>30221858
well excuuse me, princess

>>30221853
Tell you what? You know the part I'm talking about, did you stop reading past that or are you stupid?
>>30221858
This is the kind of stupid that likes that story. Killing them would be better for everyone.
>>30221865
>>30221870
Like this samefag.

>>30221845
And Harshwhinny, Big Mac, the Gym teacher, Trixie, the Science teacher, and a couple more past that.
>>30221847
The fuck did you just say? Try speaking in coherent sentences instead of the braindead retard your acting like.

>>30221875
Hey fine, next time you get upset about some thing in some story I've never read, without it even being that story, but yo u're so upset you bring it up anyway.. maybe I just won't try to come up with an improved, softened scenario of it to fix it.

>>30221885
That is the point where i wanted to stop reading, i felt ashamed for anon's part

>>30221888
The hell are you talking about? Are you just ignoring the link to it here>>30221654
Or are you just trying to get (you)s while acting stupid? The story was shit and they needed to die, or at least go to jail. What else do you want to be said about it?