Anonfilly Thread: Suffering Edition

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Please Anon, move back in with me and Twilight, Spike misses you.

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>>30195194

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I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

What happened to the last one? Dissappeared after 10 posts randomly

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>>30195449
For some reason we can't explain, ev'ry one hates the filly's name.

filly is not allowed to be cute

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>>30195679
Filly is not cute.

>Be Anon
>Sitting in that stupid boutique the CMC had a slumber party at
>Standing there as a dress is adjusted, pins holding the pieces together
>"This would be a lot easier if you'd stand more still!"
>Twilight's friend Rarity was making the dress; nepotism at its finest. Apparently Purple had even modeled for her, using her position of power to support her business
>Not sure if you were proud or disappointed of her
"Well, stop using pins! You keep poking me!"
>"They wouldn't POKE you if you'd stand still!" Rarity shot back
>Rarity, as if. She'd probably been nailed more times than a... very-used piece of wood
>The dress was pink at its base, with red ribbon-like extensions toward your rump
>Some diamond-like jewels adorning your dress
>Pfft, probably cubic zirconia
>At this point she was just droning on about HER life, just like your old hairdresser
>"-going back to my Canterlot branch on Fridays, although next week those Crusaders have another sleepover, but Applejack hosted the last one, so fair is fair. It's not like Rainbow could host one, most of them would fall through the floor!" She laughed at that one
"Did you take my idea into consideration?"
>"Yes, but unfortunately, combat boots and army fatigues are NOT couture"

>5 minutes later and she was done
>As you stepped back into the main room, Twilight looked up from the magazine and gave a little "D'aww"
"I am NOT wearing this outside." you stomped your hoof in rebellion.
>"Of course not, dear, you'd get it all dirty. Rarity, do you have a carrier?"
>"Naturally." she answered, pulling out a coat hanger-like object with some sort of folded paper-esque covering
>As you take off the dress, you notice Twicunt handing over some bits to her 'friend'
>5 bits of materials and 20 minutes of labor, and still charging her best friend an undoubtedly exorbitant rate
>Full name was probably Rarity Shekelstein

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>>30195266

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Remember- no (You)'s

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When will Twi get a BF?

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Reminder that twist is best filly

>>30195709
>Be Twilight
>Dress-shopping had gone well
>At least she hadn't peed on anything
>You'd never be able to replace that rug
>Now Anon was just walking like a retard, legs swinging, her tongue poking out
"Stop that!" you hiss. Why couldn't she act like a NORMAL pony?
>"I have epilepsy, remember?"
>Shit, maybe you should've prepared a better lie
>So you quietly utter the manual activation spell on the collar to give her a good shock, its pink runes lighting
>After falling to her knees, she got up and mumbled something
>At least she wasn't acting like an invalid anymore

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>>30196163
Beer-bottle-Anonfilly is best and cutest filly.

>>30196168
Too bad the last thread died.
I got a good chuckle out of that soccer player joke.
Also that Lyra stuff was pretty nuts.

>pc dies
>can't post filly pics

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You wouldn't lewd this filly, would you?

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>>30197184
I would be the lewd filly.

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>>30197184
I want to sleep with filly.

All of them.

>>30196168
>Be Anon
>God, shopping was terrible
>Why was there even a Quills and Sofas store? What kind of community can support such a niche market fusion?
>Well, the free market has spoken


>The next morning
>"Wakey wakey Anon!" Twilight practically yelled into your ear, causing you to fall off the edge of your bed
"Dammit!"
>"I'll let that one slide.", the disapproval in her voice apparent "But we have to get going, the train leaves in an hour!"
>She had spent all night packing your suitcases and filling those checklists of hers
>You had managed to slip the bits you had earned from your twicunt-mandated school attendance in your suitcase
"Can't you just TELEPORT us everywhere?"
>"Well, no, you see, it's not so much 'teleportation' but 'mass rotation, which is to day..."

>10 minutes later
>"...so, in conclusion, it is difficult to transport solid objects besides myself and some possessions, and that difficulty is magnified by your sentience and the distance"
>At this point you had just finished your cereal
"I'm just gonna assume we can't."
>Then again, she was one manipulative bitch, who just happened to be nice about it

>>30197146
You can always click the old mare link if you want to revisit my cancerous musing

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>>30195251

>>30197308
I have been laughing at this like a moron for way too long. Thanks Anon.

>>30197258
>Be Twilight
>Friendship Express pulling into the Crystal Empire station
>Good thing Celestia had nixed the community-voted name, 'Hoofler Did Nothing Wrong', and its runner-up, 'Gas the Yaks'
>Nudge Anon from her nap, replacing her blanket into the appropriate suitcase
>She just mumbles something about 'kings'
"Get up, Anon, we're here"
>"we was"
"No, we ARE, silly"
>You try to be gentle, but she wasn't moving. So you pushed her off the seat with your muzzle
>She lands on her hooves like a cat, surprise evident on your face
"Oh, Anon, you fell off your seat!"
>"I... I did?"
"Yes, but way to stick the landing. Just be more careful next time."
>You grab the suitcases and exit the train onto the platform; it was practically a jump for her. So cute.

>>30197544
Hah on multiple accounts

>>30195194
>>30195724
>>30197308
Fuck off

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otp

>>30197544
>Be Anon
>Jesus, was this place ENTIRELY crystal?
>Guess they didn't call it the Crystal EMpire for nothing
>Pfft, some empire. A medium-sized town at best.
>Also, its reappearance must've devalued gemstones immensely, causing economic collapse. And yet very little poverty and no recession to speak of. Either these ponies don't understand economics, or have mastered it
>You see a statue of some kind of lizard holding some kind of crystal gem. What a surprise.
"Hey, Purple, who's that?" you ask, not particularly interested
>"That's Spike, the dragon who saved the Crystal Empire." she said, her voice cracking a little bit
>You think back on your library of fantasy fiction
"So, what, did he hoard all these crystals and given them one, or eat the bourgeoisie and steal it, or...? "
>"Excuse me??" she asked in that tone you recognized.
"I mean, dragons are supposed to be greedy, right? So he must've stolen it in the first place-"
>Twilight nearly slapped you before refraining her hoof. Instead she put her head close to yours, which meant either love or anger. This time, it was the latter
>"Don't EVER badmouth Spike again. He's a hero, and the best friend I could ever ask for."
>Apparently this was personal.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know." you look down at the ground and paw your hoof. It was about 60% acting, but you didn't mean to insult a friend of Twilight's
>"Well, you shouldn't assume anything about somepony based on their race."
>Oh, if Twilight ever saw your old posts on /pol/, she'd go into conniptions

>>30197868
Filly's true love is a bottle of booze.

>>30197868
But where's the cock?

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>>30197903
Anon's been thieving from Glimmer's stash.

What's she listening to Anons?

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>>30197926
>tfw you forget the image

>>30197899 (Let's try for 3 dubs in a row)
>Be Twilight
>Guards had let you in the palace, now you were waiting in the entrance hall, as good manners dictated
>10 minutes later and still nothing
>20 minutes and nothing
>At this point Anon was just making faces at one of the guards, and making VERY suggestive poses
"Anon, knock that off! It's not even heat season!" you whisper
>A maid passes by and you manage to intercept her
"Hey, do you know if they're coming?"
>Confusion crossed her face. "Weren't you told? Princess Twilight and Grand Admiral First Class Supreme Commander-of-State Generallissimo High Lord Shining Armor are out
>Goddammit Shiny, quit adding stupid names to your Title
"Well, at least we know now. C'mon Anon."
>She stops shaking her rump and follows you
>Once you were home you'd have a LOT of spankings to give

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>>30197930
Socialist propaganda

>>30197977 (C'mon four)
>Be Anon
>Turns out you were sharing a two-bedder with Purple
>Giant castle, but they couldn't give you individual guest bedrooms
>Probably used the tax dollars to build an indoor Olympic Swimming pool (royalty only)
>Not only is Twi a princess, but apparently she's the Lich-king's sister. Maybe they hated each other, like you and your old siblings
>What were their names again?

>Eventually the two of you are summoned to the Throne Room to meet your hosts
>Turns out the two were the final boss
>thelastbattle.mp3
>Twicunt making you wear the stupid dress
>So what if it looked good on you, you hated it
>Twilight doesn't even bother with decorum, just rushes and hugs her brother
>A dozen incest jokes flow through your mind
>"Shiny! It's been so long! I heard you were promoted to Grand Admiral First Class?
"Easy when you're in charge" you say to yourself
>"And Cadance, I haven't seen you since the Border Summit!
>Hopefully they had plans to retake Jerusalem
>"Well, I heard about the new addition" Cadance looks over at you, giving a smile
>You just frown, invoking your inner Wojak
>"Is there anything you'd like to say Anon?" Twi asks, giving you her pleading face. If she didn't like what you said, she'd give you the angry face.
"What's the square footage on this castle?" you ask like an autist
>The two new 'friends' look at each other, before Cadance answers awkwardly
>"Umm... a lot"
>What a bunch of idiots
>"Well, it looks like she's too big to play with Flurry Heart!" Shining joked. They'd probably make you do it anyway
>God, if you had to meet one more princess you'd go Columbine on these faggots
>"Oh, how's Flurry?" Twi continues. You were just content to keep your mouth shut.
>"Well, her sleep schedule is normal now, so..." Cadance's voice brimmed with love. Her element was Love, right? Or was she a Psychic-type?

>>30196163
3 Ponies Liked this: Twilight, Luna and probably Spike, although he faked ponyness.

>>30198213
looking good man

>>30198213
filly-anon redpilling flurry heart as a child when?

>>30197308
yeah fuck off nyx is only for cute and anonfilly

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Please tell me why I should/shouldn't hate nyx.

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>>30199321
Needs to be edited to one of these.

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well, this was fun to draw

>>30199575
gud

>>30199575
And Nyx is on the other side

What would the filly want for her birthday?

>>30199321
Fuck off

>>30199575
This is very good.

but you still forgot one thing

>>30199789
nah just in the basement

>>30200124
In her ass?

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>>30198501
Soon

>>30199575
My god I love you.

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>>30200164
>>30198501
>She acted a bit like a dog during the first part of her recent episode.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/09/nazi-pug-man-arrested-after-teaching-girlfriends-dog-to-perform/
The story is ree-worthy since the fact he got arrested is real, but it'd fit perfectly for filly and flurry.

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>>30200163
wanna join ?

>>30200366
I'm more of a cock vore fan myself, we should ask Anonfilly to join Nyx

>>30200380
not a bad idea so we can make anonfilly pee in nyx mouth but i want to have fun with her first before you can cock vore her

>>30199575
>dat strategically-positioned privacy tail on Anonfilly

>>30200409
No Twilight cock vores me and through some weird magic I get turned into Nyx and Anonfilly's colt son.

>>30200164
>Be Anon
>They sent you to *watch* Flurry Heart
>Like she doesn't have a contingent of armed guards
>Pssh, probably wanted you out of the way so they could throw an orgy
>You just salute the guard and enter; apparently they had been told about their new visitor
>Crep up to her crib and look down at the Princess
>Of course she's a fucking alicorn, talk about winning the genetic lottery
"Hey. Wake up."
>Nothing. You start shaking her
"Wake up you huge sack of shit"
>Well that got her attention; so now she's screaming
>You quickly cover her mouth with a hoof, hoping she doesn't try any magick hax
>Thankfully nothing; you just keep your hoof there until she calms down
"Let's have some fun."

>You point to your drawing of donkeys mass-immigrating to Inner Equestria
"Good or bad?"
>"Ba."
"Close enough."
>You pull out your second drawing of, a picture of a white-coated, yellow-maned, blue eyed family
"Good or bad?"
>"Goo."
>You thought about doing one about the degeneracy of homosexuality, but the mare-to-stallion population was 3-to-1, so lesbians were abundant, as there seemed to be no polygamy or herd systems.
>Yet.

"Now Flurry, do the salute
>She just looks at you in confusion
"You know, the one?" you elevate your right forehoof
>She copies you
"Good. But don't show your mommy or daddy, we want to surprise them."
>She gives a very slow nod. She understood you pretty well.
>Good thing you got to her before that communist unicorn

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>>30200934

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>>30200102
Yeah, that table needs a lamp.

>>30201633
grumpy filly is best filly!

>>30201633
Anonfilly is really cute.

>>30200934
>Be Twilight
>Just having a pleasant chat with your BBBFF and his totally non-bossy wife
>"and I caught the kidnapper, and was awarded this medal for my valiant service"
>And he points to one of his two weekly awards he gave himself
"Well, that's very nice-"
>"I wanna see the prison!" Anon shouts, dragging her suitcase behind her
"Now, Anon, there's- shouldn't you be with Flurry?"
>"Naw, once I gave her that bottle of window cleaner she shut right up. I think she's sleeping now."
>Cadance just rushes out of the room with that revelation
"Tell me you were joking. Please."

>She just nods in affirmation
>"Can I? Can I"?
"Well, if Uncle Shiny goes with you-"
>"Yaaaay!". Anon didn't even ask is he'd come.
>"Well, looks like I don't have a choice!" Shining joked as Anon pulled him by the hoof
>Let's see if he gives himself a medal for this
>You didn't even ask about the suitcase

>>30201829
Die in a fire.

>>30201829
wat

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>>30201829
Assfaggot, where's Flurry? What's in the suitcase Assfaggot? Assfaggot what are you doing, what are you planning?

>>30201829
Wait what happened here?

>>30201829
>Be Anon
>Follow Shining Armor through hallways and staircases
>Eventually you reach the basement, with the stereotypical crackling torches and pair of underpaid guards sitting at a table, cards out
>Knowing this G-rated wasteland, they were probably playing Go Fish
>They stand at attention, hooves raised
>"At ease. We're just doing a routine inspection"
>So you walk down the halls, dragging your suitcase while Shining Armor explains the various offenses of the imprisoned
>"That one's in for Grand Theft Carriage, that one was quite good at tax evasion, and Miss Harvest tried her hand at arson."
"What about that one?" you ask, pointing to a fairly jovial prisoner
>"...Jaywalking."

>Eventually you reach the end of the line
>"Well, guess we'd better head back." Clearly Shining was getting sick of your never-ending questions.
"Wait, what about that last cell?" you ask, pointing to a corner slightly darker than the rest
>"Oh, yeah, she's a new prisoner. Kidnapping charges, trial's in a week."
>He turns, and you followed. This next part relied on a bit of luck
>About halfway back to the entrance you hold your stomach and lean against a wall
"Wait.."
>"Huh? What is it?"
"I need a... bucket... now." You slump back a bit lower against the wall
>"Oh! Right!" he dashes off and you were alone, at least for a minute "Guards! I need a bucket, NOW!"
>You pull a bottle out of your pack and rush back to that last cell

>>30202163
>You approach from the interior wall; you manage to poke your head slightly out, looking into the cell. You see the mare sleeping on her bunk; perfect, no witnesses.
>You unscrew the lid off of your piss bottle and throw it in like a molotov, shattering against the wall above the bunk. The horse skin would probably negate the broken glass, but you were going for psychological damage
>You heard a muffled shout as she awoke, followed by silence(likely smelling the substance coating her), and then more screaming
>You immediately run back to where you had left, shutting the suitcase closed.
>A minute later and Shining arrived
>"Did I.. did I make it?"
"Oh no, but I'm feeling MUCH better now."
>"Alright, let's get back upstairs. I'll take your suitcase.". Commence blue aura doing the work while you skip happily behind him.
>If you listened REALLY, REALLY closely, you could hear her sobbing incoherently
>Her mind had been broken

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>>30202004
>Implying I plan ahead

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>>30201303
>tfw your tax bits are going to Saddle Arabian governments

>>30202198
What a load of crap.

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>>30202756
i want to non-sexually comfort the filly

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>>30202924
Not falling for it. What's your angle, PEDO???

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>>30203037
i-i just want to see the filly happy

>>30203070
Don't give Anonfilly crayons! She'll fuck up your walls.

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>>30203158
Filly is already at it.

>>30202198
>Be Twilight
>Having an enjoyable conversation with your sister-in-law
>You hear the sound of hoofsteps, paired with a light *thump* every second
>You turn around and see your BBBFF and Anon who was... jumping across every other tile
>Dammit, this wasn't time for The Floor is Lava.
"Oh... did you have a good time, Anon?"
>She smiles to herself. "Yep."
"Did she behave herself Shiny?"
>"Yeah... yeah. Kind of exhausting."
>"Aren't all kids?" Cadance quipped, covering her mouth with her hoof
>Laugh at her shitty joke.
>...
>"I wanna eat." Anon blurts out

>So, ten minutes later and you were sitting at the table
>You loved your family, but all this conversation was killing you
>So you just pretended to be VERY interested in this breadstick while they chatted with the rich and nobles
>Good thing you got to avoid this bullshit with your "friendship studies"
>Anon just sitting there, drawing on her napkin. Nice of them to supply crayons, they probably dealt with similar situations alot.
"Here Anon, let's pour you a glass of water-"
>"I want choccy milk."
"What was that?"
>"I WANT CHOCCY MILK!" Anon banged her hooves against the table, the clatter of moving cutlery breaking conversations
>"I'm sorry... what?" Cadance asked
"She wants chocolate milk." you whisper "Please tell me you have some before she screeches again."

>15 minutes later and Anon was drinking her fifth glass. Good thing they left the pitcher out
"Anon, why don't you eat more broccoli?" you whisper
>"No." Another breath, another swig
"You're gonna be hungry later, and I'm not gonna make you anymore midnight ramen"
>"We'll see."

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>>30203158
She's more productive than that.

>>30203268
Can Anon be less of a shit or is she just antagonizing?

>>30203268
Has anon become a full retard or something?

>>30203638
yes

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>>30203638
It's what she does best.

>>30203638
it seems she is trying to act dumb because when you have relatives both trying to raise a kid you want your kid to seem more smart and well behaved it seems like he is trying to make purple look like the shit parent compared to her brother and sister in law which based on the whole royally family attitude would make purple look bad
but that's just a theory a gay theory

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>>30203268
Bump

>>30203268
>Be Anon
>"No Anon, I warned you at dinner."
>You lean back on the edge of your bed, looking up at the carpet
"If I die, I don't want a funeral. Just throw me in a ditch."
>"You're not gonna die." Twilight answered, not even looking up from her newspaper
>Why was she wearing reading glasses? Her vision was fine.
>Maybe she just wanted to look smarter
"C'mon, I wore the dress, gimme a break."
>She looks at you with pity in her eyes, but they quickly harden
>"No Anon, you didn't listen and now you have to pay the price."
>Price, huh?
"Let's make a deal."
>You had read The Art of the Deal, so this should be easy, right?

>"No Anon, I will not accept hugs as currency, nor any other exchange."
"I thought friendship and niceness were your whole schtick!"
>"You need to learn responsibility. I told you to take care of yourself, and you didn't. Maybe you'll learn a lesson from this.

>Well, time for Plan C
>You take in a deep breath, and hold it in. And in
>"What are you doing? Cut that out!"
>Your face was reddening and oxygen running low, but maybe she'd just give in
>"I'm not falling for it Anon. You pretend that you're an adult, but you're acting rather CHILDISHLY, aren't you?"
>A moment later and you crumbled, form splayed on the floor, lungs taking in copious amounts of air
>"So what's the next part of your plan? Screaming? Bashing your head into walls?"
>Dammit, she was always one step ahead of you.
"Uh... may I PLEASE have some food?"
>She smiles at that, and for a brief moment you feel a flicker of hope
>"No. Now hop in bed, it's getting late."
>You just give up. You'd eventually get your revenge. It was just a matter of patience.
>Well, MORE revenge. You were still pissed about the filly part.

>>30204662
https://youtu.be/B90FbXk7Nnk

>>30204662
A hug from Anonfilly would be nice.

>>30204805
I didn't remember that episode until just now.
That was a good show. AG, I Love Lucy and Twilight Zone are the holy trifecta of b&w television.

>>30204941
your green just reminded me of that, its almost like you drew inspiration

>>30204662
>Be Twilight
>Wake up at 7-ish
>You had always been a light sleeper, but you enjoyed laying there, comfy in bed
>Roll over and notice Anon is gone
>Panic for a moment before remembering that you're guests
>"She's their problem now."
>Eventually you walk into the main kitchen and see Anon furiously downing waffles
>She had always hated waffles, but desperate times yadda yadda yadda
>You sit next to her and ask for eggs and orange juice
>The chef was pretty snappy, faster than Spike ever was
>You open up this morning's paper and scan through the headlines
>Reading about the problems in your sibling's kingdom made you feel better
"Did you learn your lesson Anon?". You don't look away from the paper for dramatic effect.
>"Mm-hmm." she mumbles out through a mouthful of waffle
"Good."

>Shiny entered the kitchen, obviously to see you of
>"Twi! Anon!" he ruffled Anon's mane with the usage of her name, "how's your morning so far?"
"Pretty good, thanks to your staff. How's yours?"
>"Very... interesting. One of the mares in the dungeon went psycho sometime this morning."
"Really?"
>"Yeah, the guards found her mumbling and crying, covered in her own urine. There was also some glass across the floor, so we think she smuggled some alcohol in her mane.
"Oh?"
>"Yeah, we're probably gonna skip the criminal trial and have her placed in an asylum."
"That's too bad. I wish she could have become a... functional member of society"
>"Yeah, well, maybe she'll return to sanity. But that's not all."

>>30205024
"What, did you get promoted again?"
>He gives you a glare with that jab. "NO, Flurry's been acting weird lately."
"Is she teething? I have a book-"
>"No, no. Well, for one, she used to love this one zebra doll, but now she refuses acknowledge it. Also, she keeps asking for upsies, but she only uses her right hoof"
"That is odd." You decide to try and pull your 'daughter' into the conversation. "Anon, what do you think?"
>Anon only looks up a little. "She's a baby, and babies are stupid."
"Now Anon, that's not very nice. You should NEVER call a pony stupid."

"Well, I don't think we can help much. I hate to leave so soon, but the map's been acting crazy" You get up from your seat "Come Anon, you need to pack your suitcase. You can have more chocolate milk later."
>As she hops off her stool, she looks up at Shining Armor. At that moment, Anon's collar began activating wildly, her body slowly convulsing at the floor.
>"Oh, that's right. I forgot about the epilepsy." Shiny asks in a noncommittal way. Ponies never knew how to properly respond to disability; they felt guilty just looking at it.
>After the movement stopped, you pick up Anon off the floor and place her perpendicularly on your back
>"It's okay, we've become a little more accustomed to it. Thank you for having us, it's always great to visit. Mom and Dad wanted me to tell you that they want to see you soon."
>"Well, we'll try to stop by soon. Give them our best!"
"Come on Anon, we don't want to miss our train. We can talk on the way home."

>>30199321
It's been shitposted here to the point of it becoming trolling. Nyx has nothing to do with Anon filly yet people keep on saying-
>Anon and Nyx are friend!
>Anon loves her sister!
>Then Nyx comes in!
>Someone write a Nyx story!
Honestly, it's old. It hasn't taken yet and never will. Also her story was shit.

>>30199321
You wanna know why?
>>30200779
>>30200409
>>30200380
>>30200366
>>30200124
>>30200163
>>30199789
That's why.

>>30205245
All I see is reasons to love her.

>>30205543
Funny. All I see is a /b/tard trying to force a bad meme.
kys

>>30206046
Anonfilly isn't a bad meme

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>replying to baitposters

Slow day?

>>30205110
>Be Anon, a few days after redpilling Flurry
>An orange glow permeates the land as the sun shrinks into the horizon
>Good, time for Luna to get off her lazy ass
>Wait, was 'ass' a slur here too?
>You walk downstairs as Twilight deals with another citizen
>Apparently the castle was still operating as a library, despite the previous one blowing up, probably by a suicide bomber
>Eventually the fucker leaves
"Uh... Twilight?"
>She turns to you, obviously tired
>Long day doing absolutely nothing but staring at that map
>Apparently it was acting odd, problems showing up but no cutie marks lighting up.
>She should have gotten the extended warranty
>So now her cabal of friends were monitoring it 14/7 (Don't ask about the other 8 hours) and just guessing who to send with mixed results
>"What is it, Anon?"
"Oh, um, the Cutie Mark Crusaders are having a sleepover at Rarity's. Can I go?"
>She looks out the window, still plenty of light left
>"Sure, sure. Are you okay walking there yourself? I promised to stay here."
>You just nod your head
>"I'll pick you up at 9 tomorrow, okay? And get there soon, I don't want you walking around in the dark and getting lost again"
>You ran upstairs and grabbed your pillowcase and sleeping bag
>The pillowcase held your toothbrush and a certain pamphlet

>>30205243
But that gives this thread its flavor. It's a lot like chips. They don't have any taste until you put the salt on it and then it's great!

>>30197930
Moonman

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>>30207562
>14/7
>Other 8 hours
Something's not adding up. Or somebody.

>>30207562
Stop. Just stop.

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>>30197930
Communist propaganda.
Think about it, Music majors are mostly communists since they're poor.

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>>30207562
>So now her cabal of friends were monitoring it 14/7 (Don't ask about the other 8 hours)
can I ask about the other 2 hours?

>>30207562
I'm guessing the friend-ship's GPS is fucked because twiggle is being a cunt to fillyanon.
>map finally has enough of her shit.
>literally every pony in equestria but her gets a booty call.
>maps projection is literally a hurricane of qt marks centered on the treehouse castle.

>>30207898
>Thinking Anon is actually important enough for that
As if. I just threw that out their for a future plotline where they collect the 7 legendary weapons or whatever bullshit-cancer I can come up with.

>>30202756
>When it all hits you that you are never going to be a human again
>You will never see your own world or your family ever again
>You will never do all those things you were able to do as a human anymore
>Never find a cute girl and get married and have kids
>Never be called "dad"
I don't know. I guess I would try and be cool about it at first if I got turned into a filly, but my mind would eventually get flooded with thoughts like that.

>>30207921
Aww but the idea of the map constantly pinging friendship problems on anon is cute in a "i have no mouth and i must scream" sort of way, filly needs a friend even if said friend is a mostly inanimate table.

>>30208466
friendship table is best friend

https://pastebin.com/cCMbArUP

>It's too small to fit, but still tries to reach you with hungry ferocity.
>Its wooden claws scrape on the stone like nails on a chalkboard.
>You can only lay on your back and watch as you try to catch your breath.
>What the hell is that thing?
>Eventually it seems to give up, and wanders off with an annoyed huff.
>You opt not to move, at least for a moment.
>You're pretty sure you've almost died, but not like that.
>You've never been actual prey before
>You manage to stand, legs still shaking.
>You're in some sort of cave, and the deeper portions are illuminated by luminescent mushrooms and fungus.
>You really don't want to move right now, but you can't stay.
>You sure as hell don't want to go back outside.
>That thing could be waiting for you.
>But deeper into this cave?
>Who knows that is in here.
>But maybe there is another exit.
>You take wobbly steps deeper into the cave in search of an exit, being dutifully attentive to your surroundings.

>>30208960

>You are Twilight Sparkle
>And you've search all over Ponyville for the lost filly.
>All the way from Sweet Apple Acres to the rail station.
>She was nowhere to be found.
>You were half worried and half annoyed.
>Is she hiding somewhere, playing some sort of game?
>Hopefully the others have seen signs of her?
>You're all meeting up in front of the town hall.
>You fly down and land next to your friends
>Since you don't see Anon with them, you assume they've had about as much luck as you..
"I take it nopony has seen her?"
>They nod
"I guess we should start checking the outskirts then, I'll head over to Fluttershy's, it's one of the few places I haven't checked."
>You turn to head that way and almost bump right into Fluttershy.
>You hadn't heard her walk up behind you.
"Oh, gosh. I was just coming to ask you something."
>"Oh, well, um... theres kind of a problem."
>You express your concern.
"What is is?"
>"Well, there was this little filly who was by my cottage earlier, and she walked off into the Everfree."
"Wait... was this filly green with a black mane?"
>"And uncouth?" Rarity chimes in.
>"Yes."
>Oh no, this is not good.
>She has no idea about the Everfree forest.
>You forgot to warn her about it.
>She could be in a lot of trouble.
"Come on girls, there's no time! She could be in real danger!"

>Anon dies

FIN.

>>30209073
Boo

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>>30209073
truly, a lost Shakespearean classic

>>30209073
... at least this story got an actual ending, which is pretty fucking rare with green.
10/10

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>>30208278
>When it all hits you that you are never going to be a human again
I'm ok with this

>You will never see your own world or your family ever again
Ok

>You will never do all those things you were able to do as a human anymore
Like having a dick?

>Never find a cute girl and get married and have kids
Implying

>Never be called "dad"
If you want ot be a trans I'll kill you

>>30207570
Yeah it gives it flavor. The flavor of shit. Because it's shitposting.

Would you really let the filly die?

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>>30210174
I would coddle the filly.

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>>30210603
I want your hat on my desk!

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>>30210781
I want that cute little one trapped underneath guy Anon.

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>>30209073
Don;t you fucking dare, we have too little green as it is.

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>>30210789
>police force made of nothing but anonfillies
>all of them use effective, very controversial cuddling techniques to subdue criminals

>"oh hay, its the fluff!"

>equestria has never seen a petty crime committed since then
>though some question the integrity of the officers
>there have been few reported accounts of anonfillies abusing their power for their own benefit
>one such anonfilly used that power to gain free ice cream, and was seen by multiple witnesses

>you are that anonfilly, and you just got called into the boss' office.

>>30210603
Oh God that's too cute

>>30207562
>Be Anon
>Well, no sense delaying this. You knock on the door to a local candy shop and wait
>The mint colored pony opens the door, and upon seeing you, rapidly scans to your left and right. Quickly after, a bit of her exuberance fades.
>"Oh, Princess Twilight couldn't make it?" she stayed cheery, but you knew she was dissapointed
"Sorry, she doesn't like talking about humans."
>"Well, we're glad to have you Anon!" she looks at your stuff, "but this isn't an overnighter, just so you know."
"Oh no, I'm going somewhere else later."
>Her qt3.14 marefriend pops her head out."Oh, well, maybe we could walk you there? It's getting dark-"
"No no no. I'll be fine." Why did everypo- everyONE insist on escorting you everywhere? Just because you're < 3 feet tall?
>Also, how long had Bon-Bon been there?
>"Lyra, I asked you to keep kids out of your... religion."
>"It's not a religion, it's a historical society!"
>Seemed like they had argued about this earlier, so they just walk you in.
>You enter the center of this normally-busy business, and see one mare and one stallion already sitting at a table.
>"Well, let's get started." Lyra began, "Secretary, please read the minutes of our last meeting."
>Bon-bon just sighed and turned a paper over on her clipboard."7:30, meeting commences. Review of prior meeting commences. 7:45, discussion on what seperates a 'hominid' from a 'human'. 7:55, alternate hieroglyphs analyzed; no decisive findings. Theories include methods of transportation, some sort of memetic sorcery. 8:15, Pizza bites served as snacks. 8:20, Semantic argument over what constitutes a 'snack'. 8:30, weekly assignments assigned Cinder to send letters to Canterlot University for a new Jenovian program, Stargazer to analyze night sky to calculate the time of The Reunion, Lyra assigned to spread the good news, Bon-Bon to manage logistics (again).
>"Excellent work, secretary! Now, on our first order of business, we have a scheduled discussion on human culture!" -Lyra

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>>30210789
Look at that corruption, blatantly planting sugar on a suspect.
>>30210859
Also, I think cuddling as a deterrent would have the opposite effect. I'd jaywalk SO MUCH.

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>waiting for green

>>30210955
>Be Anon
>Lyra's begun her ranting
>"-humans created superior technological marvels, likely due to their sub-hooves, or 'fingers'.
>Bon-Bon didn't seem happy to be here; the sex with Lyra must be AMAZING for her to put up with this.
>"Furthermore, Humans live in a herd society, where an alpha stalli- male would have a contingent of wives-"
"That's not true." you blurt out.
>They all look at you
>Cinder decides to pop the obvious question. "Well, how would YOU know?"
"Well, uh... Princess Twilight's done a lot of research on humans."
>Stargazer pushed the question further. "Then why won't she come?"
"...because she's trying to cover it up. If ponies found out about humans and the... the Reunion, they'd stop worshiping the alicorns.
>"I KNEW IT!" Lyra shouted to the heavens.
>Bon-Bon decided to add some sanity to the discussion. "Now, Lyra, be reasonable, Anon may be-"
>"Don't you see? It all makes sense now!"
>Cinder and Stargazer just watch, their eyes moving between the two like a tennis match
>"Lyra, there is NO conspiracy to undermine your beliefs-"
>"C'mon Bon-Bon, you REALLY think the alicorns aren't controlling society? Putting chemicals in the cloudwater?"
"I think we should stop calling them alicorns. That legitimizes their power. We should call the Princesses (((They))) and (((Them))), with triple parenthesis when in writing."
>"That's a good idea". Cinder agreed.
>"Lyra..." Bon-Bon was the only one who dared speak against you
>"THAT'S why they won't teach Reunionism in schools, or legitimize a Human Studies degree! They control the education systems! And the Equestria Reserve..."
>Bon-Bon was pissed now. "Everyone, I'm AFRAID that this meeting is over. Lyra and I need to have a discussion now."
>The three of you slowly migrate out the door, while the lesbians argued in hushed whispers
>Good, now nobody needed to babysit you. You head to the CMC sleepover, since you needed some space away from Purple.

Lewd sleepover when?

>>30211474
>page 7

>>30210859
did she get two scoops?

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>>30212402

>>30210979
>oh great, here comes anon again
>always committing small crimes just to get cuddled
>what a faggot
>he makes sure you're looking, then slowly crosses a carriage-only road
>when he makes it over, he just smiles at you.
>"what you gonna do about it, huh?"
>you pull up your radio
"Anonfilly HQ, this is officer Thirty, Anon's being a shithead again, permission to use lethal force?"
>"go right ahead, Thirty."
>with a big grin on your face, you put the radio down and bite down on your baton
>with a flick of your head, it's extended and ready to bring the pain
>before anon can react, you run over and whack behind his knees, sending him to the ground
>ponies watch in horror while you smack the shit out of him
>"AHHH, FUCK! STOP IT!"
>if anything, it solidifies your power over them all
>they know not to mess with the APD

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BUMP

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cuddles during interrogation when?

>>30213259
Based

>>30213259
Damn that's cute

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>>30213259
Anon-5! No drinking on the job!

>>30213259
"See, this is nice, isn't it? And it would be even nicer if you told us who your connect is."
>Anon stays silent, clearly starting to sweat.
"We're the best cuddlers out there, you know. We can show you a good time."
>You lean into his ear.
"All you have to do is talk."
>Waiting patiently, you watch his expression for any hint that he's giving up.
>None.
"Ooor, there's always the second option. And you wouldn't like the second option."
>His head leans just a bit towards you.
>He's scared.
>"W-wh... what's the second option?"
>With a hoof, you slowly turn his chin towards his right.
>There, one of your officers takes a big swig out of the bottle beside her.
"The second option is that we leave, handcuff you, and leave our dear colleague here to take all her drunken frustration out on you."
>Anon wearily watches her.
>"Fuck you, take a damn picture, it'll last longer!"
>She takes another swig, and her glare turns back into her trademark saddened gaze.
>You've tried to talk to her many times, but she prefers being alone.
>Also doesn't like being called a 'she'.
>Some fillies just never get used to the change.

goddamn it, stop making me want to write, im not supposed to be here

>>30213569
No, I need more. Share your talent, the world needs you.

>>30213259
>>30213569
Retarded.

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>>30213569

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>>30213602
thanks fuck off anon, i try

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>>30213569
do more faggot

>>30213569

fine, just a bit more, damn it

>Anon's composure quickly crumbles.
>Or what was left of it, really.
>Even grown men can't handle the power of your force's cuddles.
>-Maybe because you were all grown men at one point, but you try not to remember that.
>"A-alright, I... I got it from Lyra!"
>"-Oh I fucking knew it, I knew there was a reason everyone talked to her!"
"-Calm down Twenty, we'll get her yet."
>Anon trembles slightly, clearly regretting opening his mouth.
>You soothingly rub his shoulder.
"Now see, that wasn't so bad, was it? And you know, I'm a filly of my word."
>You give him a small pat on the back before hopping off.
"Alright, take him to the cuddle room. I think he's earned it."
>Plus he's still getting charged for possession, may as well give him something nice before moving to pony prison.
>All your officers besides Sixteen gets off of him.
>She just fell asleep in his arms.
>Damn, she sure gets results, though.
>Wonder what kind of faggot she was before all this.
>"Alright, get moving! I haven't cuddled in days!"
>Sluts, almost all of them.
>Lost that cut-throat human nature with the hooves, it seems.
>Guess that's why you run this police department.
>You readjust your hat while watching Anon be led out of the room.
>Only one filly remains.
"Twenty-one, I'm not having you pass out in the interrogation room again, grab your bottle and go."
>"Y-yes ma'am."
>She bites on the neck of it and slowly slumps out of her chair.
>You watch as she wobbles out of the room.
>She leaves you wondering the most.
>What could have been so great back home that it's left her like this?
>Sure, you drank, you had your sad thoughts, but after all this time, she seems to be the only pony not coming to terms with her new life.
>...Maybe you should talk to her again.
>Can't keep seeing one of your own officers drinking herself to death like this.

>>30213918
It's shit.

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>>30213932
yee, thanks for noticing again!

>>30211474
>Be Anon, once again embroiled with the CMC
>You were even here last time
>Why couldn't you spend time with the rich one, maybe you could've pocketed some stuff from her house
>You weren't paying attention, but now there was a lull in the conversation
>lightbulb.gif
"Hey guys... wanna wrestle?"

"Oof... you win again, Bloom! You really know how to wrestle!"
>"Well, ya just gotta get on top, then it's easy."
>Unfortunately for you, while you found the experience enjoyable, your body didn't react
>You had tried to masturbate many times before, with no success
>But surely it would work when you were older, right? No society could stay sane without it, right?
>"What do we do now?" Sweetie asked
"Y'know, I have a story to tell. Sweetie, get me a flashlight."
>How did they have flashlights but no cars?
>By the time you got to the end of your story, it would be pretty dark.
"Did Twilight ever tell you about the SCP Foundation?"

"'My buddy measured the banks once and compared them to the photos from its first discovery. You know what he found?'
"It's growing! The pool is growing! It gets bigger and stronger every day and now we've made it angry!".
>Dramatic Pause
"The rest of the file had all been redacted and blotted out, but only two words remained: 'six months'.
>...
>...
>"I wanna go home."
>Scootaloo was such a baby.

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>>30213918
Great work mate, we could use someone like you on the f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶ thread

>>30213980
>Be Anon
>Enjoying one more hour of freedom before you have to return to Fuckface Castle
>Just sitting on a bench, enjoying the sun, the mild breeze, and smells of early summer
>Wish you had brought some of your money, ice cream sounded good right now
>Watching ponies pass by, most seemed pretty happy
>Eventually you see the secretary from your cult meeting last night, some groceries hooked onto her saddlebag
>You had meant to try and pass on your origin to the crazies, but the meeting ended rather rapidly
>dontseemedontseeme.png
>Once again Lady Luck had forsaken you. You used to get dubs all the time.
>"Oh, Anon! What a surprise!"
>If it wasn't for the groceries you'd have thought she had been following you
>"I was hoping we could talk.". Maybe you could leverage this.
"I'll do it if you buy me ice cream."

>Sitting at the Canter Creamery
>Min-chocolate-chip waffle cone, with two scoops of course
>What other free stuff could you get out of this? Maybe you could play the lesbians against each other
>"Now, Anon, I can understand your participation. You may have felt left out, or you wanted to impress us, but spreading misinformation is bad."
"I wasn't lying. Twilight reads a lot of heiroglyphics."
>"Well, I've met Princess Twilight, and I don't think she's the type to run a conspiracy"
"I live with her, so I would think I'd know more."
>She raises her hoof, but realizes you have a point. "Is there any way you could be mistaken? Sometimes things are... misconstrued."
"I'll ask Twilight about her research. Maybe I was wrong about it."
>She ruffles your mane. "That's a good filly."

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>>30214758
I needed a sequel to the 4-panel. Good job m8.

>>30213918
... now I'm genuinely interested in a setting where a bunch of humans all got turned into Anonfillies.
Hope you are ready to make this a 150+ chapters story.

>>30213259
Draw guy Anon sitting at the dinner table with these cute five fillies!

>>30213918
Wow, good stuff
>>30214848
Indeed, that's a hell of a prompt

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>Still no green of Anonfilly meeting this fucker
Dammit, so much potential...

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>>30213259
>.jpg

>>30213568
I'll give her something to drink.

>>30215750
I'm on mobile anon, so when I crop it turns into .jpg. sorry :c

>>30214759
>Be Twilight
>You and Glimmer had tried to solve a friendship problem in Hooveston, but it turned out it was an argument over linguistics that only Applejack could solve.
>In this case, both parties could agree that she had the dumbest accent of all
>Hopefully Anon never found out about the strip club there. Not that you would know anything about it, of course. Or that for 100 bits they'd pee-

>"Hello, Comrade."
"Anon, I told you to stop calling her that."
>She just huffs her chest and performs a salute
>"It's fine, Twilight. I was finished anyway." Glimmer was gracious enough to ignore Anon's antics and leave
>The two of you hug before leaving.

>After a short speech on the usage of derogatory terms, you believe that Anon had learned her lesson.
"So did you have fun with your friends?"
>"Yep." she answered, nodding her head up and down
>Good, maybe she would start acting like a normal filly.

>>30216062
Doubt it

>>30213259
I am envious of your filly drawing skills. Even the drunk is too cute, and it kills me knowing I could never cheer her up

>>30215515
Is this new?

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>>30215626

>tfw never be a responsible father to these fillies
>tfw never comfort them when they miss being human
>tfw never cuddle with them when they get a nightmare of twilight
>tfw never see them grow into mares
>tfw never see them with their successful jobs
>tfw never see bottle-beer anonmare having a liquor company with old cherry berry
>tfw never get surprise cuddles during reunion
>tfw never wake up on your deathbed to have your last cuddle with your mares

>>30217074
I feel the same anon

>>30217281
I love that adorable beer-bottle-Anonfilly.

>>30217281
You can always do that with human daughters, y'know.
Also, the nightmares of Twilight bit was awesome Great work as always

>>30217281
>After five Anonfillys and one human escape from a psychopathic Twilight she's arrested for forceful transformation and breaching laws against cross universe transportation.
>Celestia would normally be able to save her from this but there was absolute proof against her.
>Five fillies who look alike and say they're humans turned filly?
>They're just imaginative.
>Five fillies with a human saying they were transformed and kept by Twilight by force.
>Yeah, good luck.
>The fillies were unable to be turned back, and Twilight's serving twenty to thirty years.
>Celestia gave them a house where they will be taken care of by human Anon until they can be turned back into humans or grow up.
>Anon now has to keep them out of trouble.

>>30214759
>Be Anon
>Twilight had left VERY specific instructions
>Be here when the mailmare arrived (also, call her 'Derpy', not 'Cross-Eyes')
>And do not open the box under any circumstances
>"I'll be back in a couple of hours, so stay put. If you're good we can have pizza for dinner."
>So you sat on the counter, eating cake and working on your drawing of a happy merchant rubbing his hooves
>Eventually a knocking comes from the door
>It's Derpy. She doesn't look too happy to see you, so you just get to signing the sheet with your mouth and take the box inside. It's quite light for its dimensions, roughly the size of a shoebox. It feels even lighter than empty, like the contents have negative mass. Probably magic bullshit.
>A few minutes later and another knocking came. What, did Cross-Eyes need you to sign the blue copy now?
>You peer through your personal eye-glass, which stood about 30 inches above the bottom of the door. Mirrors gave it roughly the same view as the adult one.
>It was mint pone, holding more flyers and looking quite excited to be here.

>>30217541
>"Anon! I noticed that Twilight left, so I thought I'd check up on you!
"Oh, yeah. You and Bon-Bon still together?"
>"Well, yes, but we're having a bit or a rough patch, so I'm staying with my sister right now while we re-evaluate our priorities. But I saw YOU with Bon-Bon yesterday!" she says playfully, booping your nose.
"She bought me ice cream." you remind her
>"Yes, well, I brought YOU something fun too!"
>She pulls out an inch-thick stack of comic books from behind her pamphlets; she must have stopped here while slipping those under carriage window-wipers or whatever
>She hands them to you, and from your quick skim of the titles, they were all from different series.
>Comics were surprisingly cheap here; at least they had invented the printing press
"One second." You drop the comics on the counter, grabbing your paper and pencil
>"So I was wondering if you could tell me more about Twilight's... research."
"Well, you can't tell Twilight ANYTHING about me knowing. If you meet her, I've never met you before."
>Your collar was warming up, but you had to press on
"Lyra, you HAVE to believe me. I'm gonna try to draw-"
>Your head begins rapidly twitching as electricity shoots through your body
you drop the paper to the floor and put your pencil to your mouth
>You manage to scraggle out a drawing of a pony with a question mark on its ass
>Lyra stays quiet, watching
>You had a theory that not THINKING about describing your situation would bypass the thought-analyzer
>Just imagine drawing an pony on two legs, not a human
>You kind of manage, but the electricity is close to causing full-on spasms
>"You alright kid?"
>You manage to hold it in and just nod. As you try to draw an arrow from the pony to the human, you collapse to the floor, your collar nearly making you black out.Your eyes flutter open and closed, your hairs stand on head, and your legs jerk erratically.
>Goddammit Purple thinks of everything

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>>30217890
>"Anon? I'm gonna go get hel-"
"I'm fine! I'm fine!" you yell out a bit louder than necessary. You manage to slide up onto your hindquarters, looking up at her
>"Well, I think I can figure out what you need from this." she magics the paper into her saddlebag
>Would Lyra be the key to escape? Maybe you'd be able to transform back after all; Twicunt had lied to you in the past
>You shakily rise to your hooves, intent on remaining some dignity
>"Is there anything else you can tell your old friend Lyra?"
"Starlight Glimmer's in on it too. The two of them keep working in a room I'm not allowed in." This was only PARTIALLY a lie. Twilight didn't like you around the map; she probably suspected you were the reason it was acting screwy. "She's also sending a lot more letters to Princess Celestia now."
>You decide to try to draw attention away from yourself.
"So does Stargazer have any idea when the Reunion is coming?"
>"Well, she thinks that a recent meteor across the Southern hemisphere may place it within the next five years, based on her studies in Astronomy and Hominid Linguistics." She ruffles your mane similar to how her (ex?)-marefriend did.
>Your face freezes and your blood turns cold, shock nearly paralyzing you.
>"Well, if you need anything, you can talk to-". She notices your reaction and rotates her head to look behind her.
>She turned to the sight of a VERY angry Twilight landing behind her

>>30217903
Cute from the front, lewd from behind. I like it.

>>30217908
>Just stare at the two, waiting to see who'd go first
>Shit, was Twilight able to detect when the collar went off from a distance? Did it have a Shock History report?
>Apparently Purple successfully rolled for initiative
>"Lyra, I told you that I didn't want to discuss your cult!"
>You move quietly back and hide the comics in an obscure corner of a rarely-used kitchen cabinet. You then sneak back to the still-arguing mares, absence unknown.
>"You specifically said 'around me', so I'm not breaking your rules. Plus, it's not a cult, it's a historical society!"
>"Your abuse of the term 'historical' is disgusting. I don't want you filling Anon's head with crazy ideas of humans!"
>"Humans are REAL and you know it!"
>Lyra turns to leave, but decides to drop a bombshell. "I know you're up to something, and the truth will come out eventually."
>Twilight gets visibly flustered as Lyra passes her on the way out.
>"Don't talk to me or my daughter EVER again!"

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>>30217974
does filly gonna get spanked again?

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>>30217281

>>30217903
Needs a nyx edit

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>>30217974
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEE

>>30217903
High speed version when?

>>30217903
That's so fucking cute I think I might have a stroke.

>>30217281
me on the left

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>>30217903

>>30217903
Look at her, all primed and ready to rape.

>>30217974
Oh shit, this is bad

>>30217974
>"Don't talk to me or my daughter EVER again!"
I really want to see someone draw this scene.

Nyx shitting on anonfilly greentext when? pls its my fetish.

>>30220074
Fuck off

>>30217974
>Be Twilight
>The nerve of that Lyra, trying to get off on a technicality and corrupt your daughter
>Don't know how Bon-Bon put up with her, the sex must be amazing
>Now you had to interrogate Anon
>Walk in and she's already sitting on a counter stool. You pull out another and sit down next to her.
"Anon, what did she say to you?" you try to be as gentle as possible; Anon didn't react well if you were too forceful
>You casually hug her, but mostly to feel her collar. Still warm, pink runes bright.
>"Well, she started talking about humans, and my collar started hurting me."
>You hated the idea of Anon being hurt, but it was for her own good
"What else did she talk about?"
>"She mentioned a Reunion, but never really explained. I- I thought about telling her, and the collar starting shocking me more."
>Well, she seemed to be mostly honest, but she had been deceptive in the past. You'd definitely need to get a restraining order against Lyra.
>Her last warning had you off-balance
>How much did she know? Her statement implied she had little idea, only that SOMETHING was up.
"Okay Anon, I'm gonna go get that pizza. It'll only be a couple of minutes; don't open the door for anypony, and stay away from the box."

>>30220291
Hmm, interesting.
Wonder if this is an Anon ploy to not get murdered.

>>30220291
Cancer in a cancer thread.

>>30220291
>Be Anon
>Twilight's teleported out with a *pop*, so you're all alone and unsupervised
>Okay, now you REALLY wanted to know what was in the box
>Pacing back and forth in front of it, debating
>On one hand, could be cool shit
>On the other hand, could blow your face off
>You compromise and shake it a few times
>No sound, no shaking; it felt empty, but it was a fraction too light to be empty
>Put it down and just wait for the undoubtedly cheese pizza
>Without pepperoni, ham or sausage, you options were limited to cheese. It was that or pineapple pizza, and you weren't THAT retarded
>A couple of minutes and she *popped* back with a box
>Smelled nice; at least these pizzerias used those spices on the cheese. Oregano and shiiet.
>She places the box on the table and pulls out some paper plates. Purple HATED washing dishes, and you weren't about to contribute to the housework.

"Hey, Twilight? What's in the box?"
>"Oh! Well, it'd be easier to show you
>She slowly opens the box, ripping off the tape. You lean in closer to see
>A blue gas floats up to to the ceiling; you dive to your hooves, trying to cover your mouth.
>What kind of chemical weapon had she just unleashed???
>She just starts laughing.
"What's your problem Purple? I could have DIED!"
>Eventually she manages to stop laughing long enough to explain. "Anon, it's just harmless colored gas."
"Then why did you need it?" you ask while you slowly rise to your hooves
>"I didn't. I just wanted to see if you were trustworthy, and you passed the test."
>Damn that manipulative bitch

>>30220818
Clever girl

are there any greens of nyx roleplaying as anonfilly and vise versa?

>>30222114
>Once upon a time Nyx died
>And Anon lived happily ever after
>The End

>>30222396
Bravo! Truely a work of art! Lets get you set up with a publisher post haste!

>>30222396
Hail Satan

>twilight adopts nyx and now anonfilly has a new sister
>they have to share the same room and accommodations
>hilarity ensues

>>30220818
Bump

>>30220818
>Be Twilight
>Anon was enjoying her pizza
>You just picked the slices with the least cheese; you had ordered that 1/2 of the pizza use minimal amounts of cheese
>After two slices you gave up; Anon managed three before being fully sated
>You threw the rest in your enchanted ice box
>So you took Anon to the couch and just rested by her
>It lasted about a minute
>"Twilight- I forgot I have a history report due tomorrow."

"Why did you save it until the last minute?!"
>"Well, I needed your help on it, but you're always gone." Anon sniffled a little at that
>Your heart melted at that
>But you were a good mother; you always made time for Anon
>Right?... Right?
"Okay Anon, I'll help. What's the report on?"

>1 hour later
>A tri-folded posterboard sat finished on the counter
>Several pages worth of content plastered on its front, all backgrounded with colored pieces of paper to make them visually distinct
>You would've preferred to make a more extensive overview of Yakistan history with reliable citations, but Cherilee would realize you did all the work; you merely did MOST of it
>Anon just stood behind you, contributing as much as she could
>Which was practically nothing
>You just sit back and admire your handiwork
"Now Anon, I know you have a lot of catching up to do, but please try to remember assignments in the future. I won't always be able to bail you out."
>She just nods with a small smile
"Now about my payment..."
>Anon just looks confused at you, before you wrap her in a tight hug
"Snuggle time!"

>>30222396
Fuck off

>>30223854
Cute

>>30222396
Truly a modern masterpiece.

I love it when you guys get massively upest over the sight of nyx yet have a massive shit-fit when someone hates anonfilly

It's almost like you're an oc just like nyx

>>30224687
Fuck off

>>30224693
>"Hey guys nyx is a mary sue because she interacts with characters from pony fanfics and can do stuff normal ponies can do! also twi mom"

>"hey this is anonfilly my ponysona who is actually the daughter of princess twilight sparkle and lives with her in her magic castle and everypony loves her but nopony knows her dark secret that she's actually a human and he can do anything"

It's hilarious how hypocritical people are. Bash people for "unoriginal or uncreative" tropes but apparently the same thinking is fine because its a greentext or more accurately because it's /our pone/

The reason people like you shouldn't criticise isn't because all you say is shit that doesn't help anyone and only aims to insult, but because you turn a blind eye to yourself doing it and pretend you're high and mighty.

>>30224717
Alright, here's your (you).

I'm under the assumption at this point that it's less a case of criticism and more that you are simply not wanted here. It's the same thing in every single thread:
>And Nyx was there!
>Anonfilly's sister Nyx!
>Then filly and Nyx <action>
>etc.
>etc.

You contribute nothing to a general that does not want you. And the issue has been forced to the point that it's become as worthless of a meme as the insult copypasta that pops up now and then.

You want Nyx content? Start your own general, as has been suggested in past threads. But autistic screeching isn't going to be received here any better that another "And Nyx too!" wasted post.

tl;dr - fuck off

>>30224852
See you didn't even question my points because you know you can't refute them. Don't worry I'll do the same here.

inb4 thread dies

i want nyx to pee all over fuck off anon's face.

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>>30217281
I want to go on a road trip with those five Anonfillies.

>>30225869
chaos ensured!

>>30225115
fuck off, dude.

Anonfilly is for cuteness.

>>30225869
And nyx too?

>>30226118
nyx is the one who looks after them

I misunderstand why people are posting nyx, a seperate character, in a thread dedicated to the character Anonfilly. Shit like that belongs in its own general, or series of threads. Even a redditfag could understand that.

>>30225869
Don't let that drunkard filly drive though.

>>30226859
Why the janitor isn't doing anything about it either is also a mystery.

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>replying to nyxposters

>>30226859
>Even a redditfag could understand that.

So you're from reddit? Fuck off.

>>30227224
Kek. I'm just saying that even they know not, (most of the time) to obey the boundaries of their shitty site.

>>30223854
All my yes please

>>30228425
>anonfilly is slave to nyx
>has to watch nyx fuck all stallions and mares and clean up after them

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Filly

>>30229989
I want to shove my face into Anonfilly's chestfluff.

>>30230142
l-lewd

>>30229989
cute

>>30223854
>Be Anon
>Just got Twilight to do the entirety of your history project
>All you had to do was snuggle
>Now she was just holding you in her bed; you DID like it when she wrapped your wing around you, her hooves holding you softly
>You were just happy because you got out of work, r-right?

>Next morning
>Purple had taken you to the mayor's office
>She needed some sort of legal document or whatever
>You were just left in the foyer, to your own devices
>Some mare clacking away at an oversized typewriter; probably needed all that space to make hoof-sized keys
>They probably used a QWERTY-style keyset (or similar), unless they had fixed the jamming problem
"I'm boooored."
>Back when you were a human kid, they would let you... let you... let you use a paper shredder, yeah.
>You had tried annoying the secretary, but she just ignored you for the most part.
>So now you just sat on a bench, twiddling your hooves
>Twilight came out pretty happy, holding a scroll in her magic
>"Thanks again, Mayor Mare, this means a lot."
>"Oh, no problem. I know how irritating some of those Jenova's Witnesses can be."
>"Thank you again. Say goodbye, Anon."
"Wait, your name is MAYOR mare?"
>"Well, yes."
"So what, your parents decided to name you mayor without knowing what you'd be? Or did they try to-"
>"That's enough Anon! Heh, heh..." Purple begins scratching behind her head "We'd... we'd better get going"
>She leads you out the door; 'leads' being 'gently shoving you out by pushing the back of your head'
>It was going to be a long day

>>30231044
>Be Twilight
>Anon being a pain in the flank, as usual
>You were carrying her posterboard to school in addition to the restraining order
"Can you set this up by yourself?"
>"Yep!" she takes the posterboard in her mouth and skips inside
>You take a moment to smile and watch her go inside before heading out to complete your tasks for the day
>Now you just had to hand this restraining order to Lyra

>How did Bon-Bon runa candy store and NOT get fat? She must have more self-control than you. But that was not the question you came to ask
>"I'm sorry, me and Lyra aren't living together right now"
"Do you know where she lives?"
>"...No, why?"
>It was going to be a long day

Welcome back

>>30231191
>Be Cherilee
>You loved report days, getting to put a big sticker on everypony's hard work
>Just finished grading a few papers, with liberal use of small stickers
>Stickers and smiley faces were core to giving foals a sense of achievement
>When in walks in the Princess herself
>"Hello Miss Cherilee, I'm here to pick up Anon's report?"
"Actually Miss Sparkle, I'd like to talk to you about your child"

>"What did she do now? Did you need to use carpet cleaner?"
"Uh... no."
>"Praise Luna. So what was it?"
"You helped her on the report, didn't you?"
>"Well, yes. I mean, ALL the parents do that."
"Of course, but this is a different situation. You should look at her last history test."
>You slide her the piece of paper, marked with a 0 and a frowny face
>You HATED giving out frowny faces
"She's acing all her other subjects- Math, Science, Reading and Writing. But she REFUSES to learn history."
>"Oh believe me, I'll have a good talk to her about this."
"I thought as much". You knew that Miss Sparkle was a scholar, and she probably wouldn't let her foal have less than a B.
>"Thank you. Is there anything else I need to know about?"
"Well, she spends an awful lot of time with that Aryanne filly."
>"So...?"
"Aryanne has some... unusual beliefs. I'm trying to work her through them, with little success. I fear she's a bad influence on Anon."
>"Alright, we'll be having a long discussion tonight."
"Alright, I'm glad to hear it" You just smile at her, and get back to your work.
>You loved your job, as infuriating as it could be sometimes.

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>>30229989
here's a shitty edit

I figured Id take a crack at write fagging for once.
here goes nothing

>The first thing you feel when you wake up isthe headache
>fuck your head hurts
>you need some aspirin
>you drag your fat ass out of bed, only to find that your legs dont want to work
>fuck it
>you crawl over to the bathroom, and hoist yourself onto the toilet
>your pretty strong.
>must be all the porn
>from the toilet, you shift your legs under your body, and support yourself with your arms
>with a mighty grunt, you power over to the sink, and above that, the medicine cabinet
>you grab a fistfull of aspirin and shove it down your throat
>only after you swallow do you realize the act of retardedness you have commited
>you feel yourself growing tired
>must get to bed
>no
>get to phone
>you run out to the phone, your legs having found the strength of an Olympic athelete
>you pick up your cheap-ass landline and look at the keypad
>what was the number for 9 1 1 again?
>you're really tired now
>following logic, the one thing that you still know, you dial 9 1 1, thinking that you might be on the right track
>"Hello this is 9 1 1 please state your emergency;"
>you hesitate
>"Hello?"
>you emit a loud moan into the phone, forgetting all words
>"Sir, this line is for emergencies only. Please do not call again"
>the line goes dead
>you collapse on the floor, out of energy
>sleep
>you need sleep
>closing your eyes, you allow sleep to take you

>>30231582
continue

>>30231582
>Your eyes jolt open
>fuck that was a scary dream
>and you were retarded.
>you roll over to your side
>you squint, wondering if your imagining things
>maybe your still dreaming
>instead of a nightstand, you see a large rock
>in place of your alarm clock is a tall, yellow flower
>you yawn, confused
>wait
>what
"WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK"
>Your nose is considerably longer than its supposed to be
>and its green
>still dreaming
>you have to be
>attempting to sit up, you find that your arms have become stumpy legs
>your human legs are gone, replaced by similar appendages to your arms
"What the fu-"
>your voice
>you hadn't noticed earlier, being shocked at your jew-nose
>you have the voice of a 10 year old girl
>this is one fucked up dream
>you still think its a dream anyways
>not like you could pinch yourself and find out
>hooves and all
>trying to stand up isnt as hard as you thought it would be.
>Its almost like you've done it before, with hooves and four legs
>swiveling your head around you try to get a bearing on your surroundings

>>30231621
>it has a lot of trees
>and rocks
>and flowers of all colors
>using your deductive powers, you can conclude that you are in a forest, with a lot of rocks and flowers
>Exactly in the middle of nowhere
>well, not nowhere
>walking around, another activity you found to come naturally, you notice that the colors of this place seem off
>no shit, your in a dream
>trotting over to the rock you woke up to, you also notice that you feel unusual
>Of course you do,sleepyhead
>sleepyhead
>the memories come flooding in like summerfags on /b/
>the aspirin
>the 9 1 1 call
>falling asleep
>this isnt a fucking dream
>moments later you find yourself on the ground,sobbing and screaming uncontrollably
>How could you be THAT retarded?
>more memories come in by the bakers dozen

>>30231658
>you were out with your friends
>drinking, lighting it up, street whores, the whole nine yards
>the headache you had must have been the hangover
>still doesn't explain how you got the retard in you
>you stop whining for a moment, listening to the sounds of the forest
>birds, squirrels, a few deer
>nothing you wouldn't expect from the forest
>it calms you to the point that tears have stopped falling into the grass
>this really isnt a dream
>you are what you feared the most throughout your life
>You have died

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Autism united!

>>30228839
Anonfilly gets Big Mac after Nyx is finished with him. Big Mac needs filling up anyway

>>30231718
>>30231582
Nice of you to volunteer for writefag duty.
Try to use capitalization tho, and don't abuse shorts sentence too much - it lose it's effect otherwise.

>>30231718
You writing's terrible.

>>30231473
Hah!

>>30231441
>Be Twilight
>Dragging Anon home by the ear
>"Hey, stop, what did I do?!"
>You unlock the door and push her inside; she knowingly sits down on the couch
>Just stand there a minute to inspire some fear; subsequently pull out the test from your saddlebag
"What is this?"
>She tilts her head and looks over. "Well, it looks like a sheet of paper."
>Now she was just trying to make you angry
>You wave the paper in her face, the 0 making her face fall a bit; she now understood your ire.
"Look, Question 6, who was Khalif Horseshoe? You wrote 'A Peaceful Muslim'. What even is that??"
>"Exactly. They don't exist."
>What was from with this child?
"Okay, we're going to start working through your history homework together until your grades get better. And if they don't..."
>You figured her imagination would do a better job than any threat you could make

>You just had Anon read from her history workbook while you wrote a checklist for tomorrow. You hear Anon close her book rather quickly, so you decide to test her knowledge.
"Okay, what was this chapter about?"
>"I can't read it, the words get all jumbled/"
"I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE DYSLEXIA ANON!"

>>30232078
>>30232161
Fuck off

>>30231441
>>30233489
Anonfilly brings home a 0 and a frowny face? That filly needs a spanking.

>>30233551
for math, science or basic english? sure, got to make sure she isn't retarded, but history? nah fuck that stuff, who cares about dead people

>>30233489
>ywn have twilight yell at you for having dyslexia.
>ywn fail because you cant see the board and twilight wont get you glasses because they are too expensive in magical horse world.

>>30233508
I always imagine you as that fat kid from the "get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft" vines

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>>30231044
> got Twilight to do the entirety of history project
little shit was planning on that all along
she totally deserve a strict mother

>>30231718
>>30232686

This is my feedback as well

>>30232078
thats a lot of autism

Nice

>>30229989
Nice.

>>30233988
>>30232686
Thanks for the input. Ill try to incorporate your advice in the next post

filly, help defend the horses
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-136,658

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>>30235975
Anonfilly is top cute.