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Sorry for fucking up the OP in the last thread edition. Let's get to praising the one and only princess of the night.

Pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/He5X50m6
Previous thread: >>30041650
Thread before that: >>29942064
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You better start praising
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I want Luna to be my mother, turn me into a colt and wrap me snugly in a blanket
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>>30144150
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I recently quit smoking. I miss smoking at night so much. It's comfy like nothing else.
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I want to console distraught moonhorse.
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>>30144150
I wonder if you'd have to go to sleep in the day and wake up at night. Being nocturnal sounds fun in a way. Never been a sun person.
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>>30146017
It's pretty fun. I usually did it each summer in high school. I didn't want a job, really had no real responsibilities most weeks, so it was just do whatever the fuck you want, whenever you want, and you usually turn inadvertantly nocturnal when you live like that because you stay up super late into the early hours of the morning and sleep in until dinnertime. It wasn't half bad. Was always fun to drive out at night and pull up to the 24-hour fast food place of choice at 7PM like, sup, I'm here for breakfast.
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Does /moon/ like filly Luna?
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>>30146050
i did that too, it was pretty sweet except for the fact that none of my friends were ever awake at the same time to talk or hang out
>>30146115
woona is cute and pure
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>>30146115
Yes.
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Rate my knight, trying to decide on a name for him

Knightmare or Nightmare's Vanguard? Or something less edgy?
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>>30146425
Sorry for the shitty quality and that it's off topic, here's a better quality picture of my (shitty) Luna emblem
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>>30146050
Staying up late is the best. I used to always leave the house at midnight and bike around and smoke cigarettes until the sun came up. I miss those times.
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>>30146050
>>30146159
>>30146494
>tfw was morning person as a kid
>never stayed up late
Not staying up later was one of the stupidest decisions I ever made as a wee lad. And now, between sleeping problems and wagecuckoldry, I can't afford to stay up late.
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>>30146115
Little moon a cute
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>>30146573
But I sure as hell can see that iFunny watermark.
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>>30146534
I hope you get the chance at some point. Staying up late is quite an experience.
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HEY

MOONFAGS!

Nice waifu
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>>30146589
Fuck, meant to edit that out of there whenever I saved it.
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>>30144091
There's no need to apologize, OP. It was an innocent mistake, and most of us don't give too much of a shit what's in the OP, as long as it's for best princess.
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>>30147419
Woah. I'm really liking the glowing effect on this.
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You know how one day...
everything may fall apart
but never on a night
Because Luna guard the night.
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>>30147971
She's very good at what she does.
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>>30148124
We love our night maiden.
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>>30148315
Her vigilance deserves it.
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I want to vanquish Nightmare Moon's enemies
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>>30146494
This guy couldn't have made his signature or shitty deviantart page link blend into the picture more?
For fucks sake.
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>>30149412
Just crop it before you make it part of your desktop/screensaver-series or whatever.

(It annoys me when a pic doesn't have a readable signature,
but I do agree that the lightblue weblink kinda ruins it.)
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Are you still here Pastebin OP? I did some digging and found some of those Broken Links in the Pastebin.

>Old
>A Strange New World (INCOMPLETE) (BROKEN LINK)
>Synopsis – Continues from It Ain't Easy Praising The sun (http://pastebin.com/KyzH3kCe). Anonymous the Knight, hailing from a far-away realm, settles into this unfamiliar world with the help of Rainbow Dash and Luna.
>http://pastebin.com/y6bQ6ATJ

>New
https://fimfetch.net/story/49185/it-aint-easy-praising-the-sun

An old Anon said this in the archives "If I remember right, Irish's family found out his pastebin so he nuked it and set up an alternate one."

So it looked like he nuked his newer one too.

>Old
XXX Cyoa_AIE XXX
>Luna Sonata
>http://pastebin.com/5qu2FeLR
>Synopsis – Anon suffers from severe insomnia, noticing this Luna spends time with him every night to help him cope.

This one is gone, its been replaced by the writer with another pastebin entry. Iv'e looked at all of the archives and it's gone.
I suggest replacing it with this one, written by the same guy.

>New
Sweet Dreams (Complete) https://pastebin.com/eDmpiq1f

>Old
The Advisor (INCOMPLETE)
Synopsis – Anon is an advisor to Princess Celestia, but after a mishap, he is now given the task of advising Luna and aiding her new political endeavors.
http://pastebin.com/KDyKwnRf (BROKEN LINK)

>New
LokiLorien nuked this from his Pastebin and probably a couple of other stories too, I found this in the archives. Holy Fuck! that was so much copy and pasting, that was my longest archive, I never want to do that again.
https://pastebin.com/wMPPcCkM
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>>30149802
Doing god's work, anon.
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>>30144091
>the one and only princess of the night
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>>30149874
Not even close fäm
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>>30145474
Quite a shame, anon. A cigarette on a moonlit night is our goddess's gift to man.
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>>30149892
This. Summer night+full moon+cigarette+good beer=my personal relaxation paradise.

Also, I haven't been around here in a long time. What'd you guys think of the Luna/Celestia/Glim Glam outing?
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>>30149903
I’m happy we got as much dialogue from the princesses as we did. It was nice seeing them behave like bickering siblings. Ending was a little weak, but still enjoyable.
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>>30149929
>I loved seeing celestial goddesses behave like little children.
To each his own. Happy you got something out of it.

I miss the previous writers who kept these characters with a little
mystique instead of performing character assassinations.
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>>30149903
The whole episode was over the top, in a bad way. I like that we got a princess episode, but it could have been done much better. These new writers suck and I doubt MLP will ever return to the glory of what made it different from other children's cartoons. I like certain children's cartoons, so I have no problem continuing to watch MLP, but it's still a damn shame to for it to lose its soul like that.
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Well, my opinions are much more in line with >>30149929 than with >>30149950

Maybe I'm just blissfully stupid but from my perspective the show has steadily increased in quality as time's gone on.

>>30149946
Man, I have a sister, and even though I'm 30 and she's 26 we still behave like retards whenever we're together.
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>>30149903
There were tons of continuity errors that marred an otherwise decent episode.Glimglam was mostly unnecesary after her OPSHOT garbage 4-5 minutes into the episode.
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So do you guys read FiMFic stories as well? Or is it green-only around these parts? Because I had a story going on that started as greentext, but brought into prose, and I just finally got back to writing again.

I'm not a regular of this general, so not sure what the expectation is for fics.
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>>30149983
I think it could FiMFic’s cool here.
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>>30149971
The whole notion that the royal sisters would be this viciously angry at each other after what happened 1000 years ago was shit to me. And the idea that you needed to have Glimglam with her autism attack to allow for this role swap is just fucking silly.

Not to mention the fact that the Plot Device Table, an artefact that was tied to the Elements and always called two of them to solve an issue, suddenly called a single random, completely unrelated pone.
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Hi /moon/, just want to let you know that all of us over at /sun/ appreciate you.
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>>30150088
That's sweet of you, want some pancakes?
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>>30149967
>Me and sister behave like retards whenever we're together.
That's probably the reason why I worship Luna, and not you.
(But send pics of your sis and maybe I'll include her. *grin*)

Anyho, if I wanted some drama about relations, TV shows lots of soaps.

I don't watch a cartoon with magic horses because I want to see two ancient rulers behave like children.
Simpsons saturated the cartoon market with retards, so I prefer MLP characters
to be a tad more adult. Like they were in the early seasons.
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>>30150088
Hi sun-bros, love you too!
(That's why I saved your thread from dying 2-3 times the last 9 days.)
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>>30149950
>These new writers suck
I agree with you 100%. They are focused on writing a show for "stupid children" - Teletubby style!
Not realizing kids can be a lot smarter than grown-up thinks.

The consistency errors are horrible.
s01e01+02 - Twilight reads that NMM is about to return and writes in panic to Equestrias ruler Celestia.
Gets response to go to Ponyville and make some friends. By chance, NMM appears in Ponyville of all places.

Less intelligent kids can find it normal that grown-ups doesn't listen. But Twily saves the day/night anyway.
Fans who likes to think can speculate that Celestia knew a lot more than she pretended.

Fast forward to s07e01 - Celestia crying on the floor, talking to herself and worrying over her little student.
Suddenly Celestia decides to send Twily to Ponyville. Completely ignoring any mention of the NMM.
(Like she haven't seen a shitload of fillies grow up over 1000 years. Compare how parents go bonkers with worry over the first child and just smiles at the shenanigans of the next.)

I could pick out 100 examples from that shit-script but in summary: Fucking bad writing from the 2 bitches hired to do s07e01.
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>>30149983
>I'm not a regular of this general, so not sure what the expectation is for fics.
This thread accepts all nobel-prize quaility writing you would like to publish.

Lacking that we also accept any form of professional writing.

If no such writing exists we also accept the happy scribblings of an amateur.

Well, in all honesty... if it's green, and not a shitpost, it will do.

(Just don't expect much praise even as your text moves on to win a pulitzer. We read and that's all we do.)
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>>30150141
Underrated
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Howdy!
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>>30149802
I also added a few other stories to my pastebin, if you want them in the /moon/-bin
Anon Getting Domed With Luna by Anon https://pastebin.com/C8KFVWsr
The Hot Royal Sister by Rockatansky (NMM)(Anon) https://pastebin.com/4bwNPMtH
More Than a Royal Guard by TheAlmightyAutist (Luna)(Anon) https://pastebin.com/C1kzMfK1
A Thousand Nights by Anon (Luna x Anon) https://pastebin.com/piCJSZnH
Guard Anon (Short Luna Green) by Anon https://pastebin.com/CDsJjTuh
Luna Computer by Lerch https://pastebin.com/6TphJv47
LunaAnon by Anonymous (Luna x Anon) https://pastebin.com/5w8yPexh
A Date Dare for VP Luna by IWTCII (FIN?) https://pastebin.com/wajvy56L
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>>30146466
>>30146425
what game?
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>>30151708
thanks
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Sup moonfags
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>>30152842
How you doing?
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Dancin' in the moonlight
Everybody's
Feeling warm and bright it's such a
fine and natural site
Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight
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>>30152060
Nothing important.
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>>30153315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yBnIUX0QAE
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>>30153950
Christ, that's one of the worst covers I've ever heard. Listen to the real one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMc8naeeSS8
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>>30149802
>>30151708
Holy jezus Anon, that's a lot of Luna! Thanks for the detective work, I'll update the archive with this!
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>>30154067
Oops, I've been tainted and can't enjoy that version. Sorry, trueversion fag
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>>30152842
hey sunny.
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>>30154726
Is she fondling the girl gooch in that one? I've never noticed her hoof placement, but now that I do...
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>>30154789
Now I see it too.

The weird garment Anon designed for her obviously itches.
Goes to show you should be careful when trying out foreign culture.
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>>30154789
Mares don't have a gooch. Their vagina and anus are connected in the same bunch of skin that protrudes from their rump.
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>>30127824
Gave me inspiration.
So I edited the text.
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>>30155229
kek. That's more like it.
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>>30154254
REEEE
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>>30155676
>banana umbrella
>twi and luna are both her lovers
this is a perfect image
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>>30155676
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I think she asked for it
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>>30144557
she wants you anon as her son
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>>30155229
Unrelated but what in the ever-loving fuck is up with those hooves?
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>>30156316
>those hooves?
I wondered that myself, but didn't want to edit it.
I just fixed the area to replace the text.
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>>30156316
>>30156346
Unshorn fetlocks. I guess the artist put it in there to be the pony equivalent of bed head to show that she's been trying to sleep and isn't well rested?
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>>30156354
Unusual, considering the lack of such presented on ponies. Either way it's a nice touch, although the lack of detail made it look like a deformity.
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>>30156359
>considering the lack of such presented on ponies
They're not a bunch of caveponies who have no concept of personal hygiene, of course fetlocks aren't part of the normal pony model for the show.
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>>30156383
>Implying Luna is a nocturnal cave pony.
No, not really. Was actually interesting.
Thanks for the explanation.
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>>30156354
One of my favourite quotes from fics of recent memory:
>Which is why I completely understand if Queen Chiffon might be somewhat offended when, at the grand unveiling of the high altar the next morning, she – along with three thousand other reindeer in attendance – was greeted with the doubtlessly surprising sight of you fetlock-deep inside the royal princess.
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Goodnight /moon/. May Luna watch over your dreams.
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Jump out the face
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Welp, I don't have anything new, because I've been a lazy fuck as well as rewriting greens to post on FiMFiction but I can post somethig I wrote literally a year to the day to at least contribute something.

>"Time to wake up."
>Your eyes snap open at the melodic call of a familiar voice, jumping to your hooves in an instant.
>You may be queen of Tartarus, but it still is vital to stay on guard, as adversaries are only wiling to try things now while you rest.
>But as you scan the area, it is clear this is not Tartarus.
>Daylight shines through the stained glass windows to your right, illuminating the spacious room in a dazzling rainbow of colors.
>The years you've spent in your own kingdom have been in eternal darkness, even before you took control.
>At least, you believe it has been years.
>Time is hard to tell without any sort of cycle in the sky.
>It seems you are in some sort of castle, but where?
>And that voice.... who was that?
>"Welcome back to Equestria, sister."
>As the cheerful voice echos around you, you spin around, finding a towering set of oak doors slowly opening, letting out a reluctant groan.
>Even before they fully open, a glimpse of a pastel-colored, waving mane jogs your memory.
"Celestia," you hiss, lowering your head.
>You try to charge up a spell, but to your surprise, nothing happens.
>While you try to make sense of this, Celestia calmly struts into the room, stopping just in front of where you stand.
>"It has been a while since we last met," she says with a warm smile.
"Not long enough," you grumble under your breath.
>"Pardon?"
"I said your mane looks nice," you retort in a sarcastic tone.
>Even so, her radiant smile only seems to get brighter.
>"Thank you, I am trying a new conditioner right now," Celestia says, tossing her brightly colored mane from side to side. "But I assume you are wondering why you are here."
"I assume you would be right. And I assume you are the reason my magic is not working," you reply.
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>>30157378

>Even so, her radiant smile only seems to get brighter.
>"Thank you, I am trying a new conditioner right now," Celestia says, tossing her brightly colored mane from side to side. "But I assume you are wondering why you are here."
"I assume you would be right. And I assume you are the reason my magic is not working," you reply.
>Raising a hoof, Celestia points towards your neck, and you follow her direction.
>There, just visible to your eyes, lies some sort of collar, etched with various archaic runes.
"So you're keeping me for a pet? That's really cute," you snap, receiving a light chuckle from the white alicorn.
>"No, that is merely for precaution. I do not wish to fight you, Luna, be it verbal or physical," she says, her demeanor switching from light-hearted to serious. "I have brought you here from Tartarus because I want to give you a second chance."
"There is no Luna anymore," you growl. "And I am not your sister."
>Celestia winces a bit at your response, but remains cool and collected.
>"I understand, Nightmare Moon," Celestia corrects herself with a frown. "But I am still willing to give you an opportunity for life in Equestria, if you so desire."
>You hate this pastel pain in the ass with a passion, but you would be a fool not to accept this offer.
"Sure, yeah, great," you say, rolling your eyes. "I'll be a good little angel. I suppose I'll be following you around so you can teach me the wonders of friendship?"
>Celestia's smile seems to brighten the whole room, while she shakes her head at your question. "No, Nightmare Moon, I have somepony else that is willing to help you."
>Try as you might, you cannot even begin to fathom who she has brought in.
>"You may come in," Celestia calls behind her.
>The pair of doors open once again, as some.... thing walks in.
>Attired in plain dress clothes from head to toe, it walks only on its hind legs.
"You sent a monkey to help me adjust. Har har," you groan.
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>>30157385

>The creature stops next to Celestia, just staring at you in silence. Celestia turns to the being, offering a reassuring pat on the back with a wing.
>"This is Anonymous. He is a human not from our world, and he has offered to help you along your journey," Celestia says, turning her focus back to you.
>Anonymous? What a stupid name.
>He continues to just stare at you silently, his arms crossed in front of him as his eyes study you.
"Taking a picture would last a lot longer," you snap.
>"It would, but I'm not sure if the camera would hold up," Anonymous says, breaking his silence.
>Does he not know who he is talking to?
>Meanwhile, with a glow of her horn, Celestia's magic weaves its way towards you, before focusing on the runic collar around your neck.
>"I am allowing you some basic magic for now," she says as her horn stops its golden glow. "As I feel you have made progress, I will allow more leeway. Now, I will let you two get acquainted, as I have matters to attend to. Anonymous, let me know if you need anything."
>He nods as Celestia turns, walking out of the room.
>"So, what's your name?" Anonymous says as the oak doors creak closed. "I can't say I was listening that closely when I was waiting outside."
"You do not know who I am?" you say, your voice bristling with irritation. How is that even possible?
>"Look, I'm sure in your mind, you're super important. Here, not so much," he says dismissively, unfolding his arms.
>Struggling, you keep your temper under control for now.
"I am Nightmare Moon, Queen of Tartarus."
>He doesn't seem impressed in the slightest as he begins to slowly circle you.
>"I figured you would have some sort of dark and edgy name. You certainly didn't disappoint," he says.
"Oh, and what kind of name is 'Anonymous'?" you retort.
>"First off, we'll just shorten it to Anon," he says as he continues to study you. "And Nightmare Moon, Queen of Tartar Sauce is way too long."
"Tartarus, you imbecile."
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>>30157385

awesome, fucked it up already


>>30157391

>"Same thing, right?" he says, blowing you off with a wave of his hand.
>This has to be a joke, right? There is no way Celestia would let such a clueless being watch over you.
"It is just Nightmare Moon," you grumble, your patience already beginning to run out.
>"Mmm, I don't like that, either," Anon says. "How about 'Moon'?"
"You don't have to like it, it is my name," you hiss through clenched teeth. "It is NIGHTMARE Moon."
>"I heard you the first time, edgelord." Suddenly, his eyes light up as he snaps his fingers. "Darkie."
"What? No!"
>"You don't get a say in this, Darkie," he scolds.
"I am not your pet to command, mortal," you growl, baring your sharp teeth to him.
>However, he seems unaffected by your aggressive display, instead turning and walking away.
>"Come on Darkie, we'll head up to my room," Anon says.
>Facing no other option, you reluctantly stand and follow him.
>Is this really what you've fallen to? Pathetic.
>You catch up with him as he weaves his way through various corridors, an awkward silence hanging in the air.
"So, I assume you are not of this world. How did you get here?" you ask, curious.
>"Why do you care?" he says nonchalantly.
>You find yourself thrown off by his blunt response, and quite frankly, a bit offended.
"I don't care. I was merely trying to make small talk," you reply sharply.
>"Oh," he says, stopping at a door in the hall.
"Oh? That's it?" you say, confused.
>"You said you didn't care, so I figured it would be a waste of time to answer," he says with a smirk, opening the door and walking into the room.
"Just answer the damned question," you growl, following him into the room.
>Anon's room is quite sparse, with very little decorum along the stark white walls.
>The high ceiling doesn't help the feeling of how empty it is, with a simple bed, a desk, and a few other items of furniture.
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>You stop in front of him as he turns, falling backwards onto the bed.
>"Well, I don't remember anything until I woke up in Princess Celestia's chambers in the middle of the night, butt naked. That was a fun one to explain," he says, rising himself upright on his elbows. "But this isn't about me, Darkie. Why did you get sent to Toys 'R Us?"
"Tartarus!" you snap, struggling to remain calm.
>"Right, that thing," he says, pointing at you.
>You take a few seconds to regain your composure, as well as to think of how to explain your history.
"Celestia and I.... have never quite seen eye to eye on things," you say.
>"That's what you call trying to bring about eternal night and murder your own sibling? That's.... interesting."
>You grind your teeth in frustration.
"If you knew what I had done, why did you ask such a stupid question?!"
>Anon looks up at the ceiling, averting your eyes for now.
>"I wanted to see if you would tell me what you did, or if you would embellish the truth," he says.
>You feel your face grow warm in embarrassment.
>Is this all you are to him? A pawn in a mind game?
>"Enough questions for now though, we need to start getting you on the road to recovery," he proclaims, standing with an enthusiastic hop to his step.
>Cringing at this odd fellow, you can only begin to imagine what he has in store.
>You don't have to wait long, as he walks up to you wordlessly, putting his hands out to either side of your head.
"What do you think you're doing?" you demand.
>"First off, this helmet doesn't exactly scream, 'I'm ready to change to a good pony.' So let's get rid of it for now."
"How about you take your hands away before I bite them off," you threaten, flashing your sharp canines.
>"That's not nice, Darkie."
"Stop calling me that!"
>Distracted by his pet name for you, you aren't fast enough to react as Anon moves quickly, his hands deftly removing your headpiece in one movement.
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>You scrunch your face as your temper builds up, while he stares blankly.
>After almost a minute, he holds the helmet out to you silently.
"What?"
>"Put it back on," he says. "I didn't realize how horrifying you look without it."
"This coming from a hairless ape?" you retort, using what little magic you have to grab your helmet back and place it over your head. >You can't help but smirk a bit at your own jab, while he remains cool and collected.
>"That may be, but at least I don't look like the result of a sloppy drunken one night stand between a horse and a dragon," Anon says with a straight face.
>Your composure instantly vanishes.
"I'm sorry, for a moment there I thought you called me a HORSE!" you shout in a fit of restrained rage.
>He only shakes his head, not rattled at all by your outburst.
>"No, I was referring to your mother as a horse," he says, pausing. "Actually, probably your father, considering the size difference, otherwise you dad would probably have split your mom in half."
"Enough," you blurt, rising from your haunches.
>You take a few steps toward Anon, until your nose is mere inches away from his, your nostrils flared in irritation.
"Listen here, human. I tire of your games, I am not a little toy for you to play with," you hiss, pinning your ears back. "Maybe you think you are funny, but I assure you, they do not call me Nightmare Moon for nothing."
>"Who's they?" he says with a smirk.
"Do you ever get tired of being a smartass?"
>"No, but that's besides the point. Outside of this wonderful little meeting, I have never heard of you, be it from another pony or book."
>You can't help but laugh at the absurdity he spouts.
"They may not have loved me, but I guarantee after my rebellion, they respected me out of FEAR."
>Without a word or warning, Anon walks towards the open doorway, causing you to quiet.
"Where are you going?" you inquire with suspicion.
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>"Follow me if you don't believe me. I'm heading to the library right now," he says, before disappearing around the corner.
>With a huff, you once again trail behind him.
>Why did you agree to this shit?

>Frustration only mounts as hour by hour, book by book you sift through the expansive archive amassed through the years, searching for mentions of you throughout history.
>On the verge of losing your cool, you snatch the last book off the shelf of history,flipping through it at a feverish pace.
>Nothing, once again.
>"Well?"
>You glare at Anonymous, heaving the book to the floor in rage as he displays a very smug grin for you.
"You are pulling something here," you bark angrily. "Clearly you or that neapolitan horse are hiding books that DO reference me. I refuse to be pulled in by your ruse."
>His cocky demeanor doesn't dim in the slightest, holding a single book out for you to see.
>"There was this one. Remember?"
"A fairy tale book, you dolt!" With your magic, you swipe the leather-bound book from his grasp, before opening it and ripping it in half at the binding.
>As you let it drop to the floor, he only stares down.
>"NOW there's no books about you in the archives."
>His remark only makes you angrier, and more determined than ever as you seize him by the wrist.
"Hey, be nice now," Anon says, worry creeping into his voice.
>Grimacing, you find it difficult to pull him along with what little magic you are allowed.
>"I'll follow you, you don't have to drag me," you hear Anon say behind you.
>You are relieved to hear him offer to follow.
"Fine. But you will not be looking so smug once we get out in the streets."
>Behind you, Anon sighs.
>"Whatever you say, Darkie."
>Surely the ponies of Equestria will recognize your form, and you intend to prove it.
>Through the twists and turns of the castle, silence remains between the two of you.
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>Finally, after almost twenty minutes of walking, you find yourself on the streets of Canterlot, amidst the thinning evening crowd.
>You puff your chest out in pride and stand up straight, waiting to hear or see a response.
>To your dismay, nopony seems to bat an eye, let alone notice you.
>"So, you're quite a renowned pony, huh?" comes Anon's voice behind you, dripping with sarcasm.
>This can't be right, you should be striking fear into this crowd.
>"Nice costume, but Nightmare Night is a few months away."
>A voice causes you to look down, finding a young colt before you.
"I beg your pardon?"
>The colt rolls his eyes. "You know, Nightmare Night? When all the spooky stuff comes out? I mean, that's a decent Nightmare Moon costume, but it's only July."
>You lower your head to his eye level, frustrated by his tone.
"Little foal, I AM Nightmare Moon."
>"Sure, whatever you say. Except for the fact she isn't real."
>With that, the youngster abruptly wanders off.
>You shake with anger, with hatred of this place as you feel Anonymous's gaze upon you.
>"So, do you believe me now?" he says.
>Whirling around to face him, he backs up a few steps, startled.
"NO, I do NOT believe you!" you shout, causing a few passing ponies to stop and stare. "I don't know how you did it, I don't know what spell Celestia cast, but I refuse to believe I have been forgotten to time!"
>To your surprise, Anonymous doesn't back off, instead taking a step toward you.
>"You never will get it, will you? You are NOTHING to this world, you have NO reputation. All you have is an over-inflated ego and sense of self-importance," he angrily replies.
>Your breaking point reached, you throw a hoof at him in a blind fury, catching him across the face hard enough to put him to the ground.
>Gasps erupt from the gathered crowd, as you struggle to keep yourself from completely losing it.
>Gritting your teeth, you open your wings and throw yourself into the air.
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>With your magic drained away by the arcane collar around your neck, you have no choice but to reluctantly return to the castle after a bit of flying to relax yourself, landing on the balcony connected to Anon's room.
>At this point, night has completely taken over, the moon hanging low amidst the stars in the clear sky.
>Anonymous is not in his room when you return, so you take the chance to throw yourself onto the bed, exhausted both physically and emotionally.
>Taking this offer to return was a mistake, as it has jogged your memory.
>Nopony cares about you.
>They never did a thousand years ago, and nothing has changed since.
>No matter, as your blowup in the streets all but guarantees your return to Tartarus.
>You look forward to leaving Equestria behind this time.
>"Are you alright?"
>Anon's voice quietly interrupts your thoughts as you gaze out at the dark skies.
"Leave me alone," you mutter without looking.
>Rather than listen, you feel the bed sink as he sits next to you.
"I said go away!" you bark, your voice trembling as you turn to look at him.
>Even in the dark, you can see the ugly bruise your hoof left just below his left eye, as well as a bit of dried blood just under his nose.
>And yet he sits next to you, after that?
>"No," he simply states, his hands folded in his lap.
>You just shake your head, turning away from him as you try to keep your composure, your lower lip trembling at this point.
"Why? Why do you belittle me all day today, show me the ugliness in this world I had forgotten, and yet sit beside me now? To gloat?"
>"Because you're not alright," he says in a soft tone, as you feel him brush your ethereal mane. "I didn't mean what I said earlier."
"It doesn't matter, you are right," you say as the dam inside you breaks. You can't stop yourself as tears begin to cloud your vision.
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"Nopony cared about me, respected me or my nights in the past like they did my sister and her daylight, so I changed to make them at least respect me out of fear. Yet they still do not care. They do not even remember me, not even who I once was."
>"I care."
>You turn back again to look at him as you sniffle, his expression one of sympathy as he continues to stroke your mane.
"Yeah, right. Even if you did at one point, I ruined that," you say, pointing to the bruise upon his face.
>"Well, I kinda deserved it, to be quite honest," Anonymous says, cracking a smile. "But I somehow had to get through to you."
"It still does not matter. You are but one pony," you mutter as tears stream down your cheeks.
>"You don't think your sister cares? I think she cares a lot, considering she's giving you another chance."
>You start to argue, but stop.
>Even after rebelling against her, attacking her, Celestia has allowed you back.
>You put her through so much, and yet she still is trying to forgive you.
>Before you can say anything, Anonymous speaks up once again, rising off the bed.
>"And I don't think you realize how much you WERE respected, and are to this day," he says, pulling a small calendar off his desk before sitting down again.
>He points to various dates, each with a small circle on them.
>"Do you know what those are?" he asks.
>Using a hoof to rub your eyes, you strain through your clouded sight to read the small symbols.
>Each one of them refers to a phase of the moon, from a new moon to the full moon.
"Ponies.... keep track of the moon?" you stutter.
>"Yes, they have for a long time. Hell, in my world we do as well. They keep track of the stars, too," he says. "Not only for navigation, but to marvel at the beauty of the night sky."
>Once again, he rises off the bed, beckoning you to follow him as he heads for the balcony.
>Slowly, you rise off the bed and join him, as he points down below to the houses of the city.
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>Few lights remain on in Canterlot, but as you scan the city, you see ponies gathered on the rooftops, their eyes pointed skyward.
"What is going on?" you ask, perplexed by the sight as you turn your focus on Anonymous.
>He only smiles as he pints upward towards the sky.
>As you follow his direction, your eyes are met by the cascading lights of a breathtaking meteor shower.
>How had you not noticed this before?
>Anonymous seems to read your mind as you continue to watch the lightshow in awe, tears streaming down your face again.
>"We're all guilty of losing sight of the little things, Darkie," he says. "And yet, it's the little things that mean so much. True, ponies aren't normally up and about at night like they are during the day, but it is your night that allows them to rest, to relax after a long day. You and your night are just as important as Celestia and the daytime."
"I.... I never knew," you stutter, looking into his eyes as he resumes stroking your mane in comfort. "This whole time, I was so jealous of my sister, that I made myself blind to the truth."
>"It happens to the best of us," he replies with a smile. "Even to a princess of Equestria."
>Your ears droop at the phrase, realizing you abandoned those you had sworn to protect so many years ago.
"Not anymore," you sullenly say, dropping your gaze to the floor in front of you, turning to head back into Anon's room. "I have ruined what prestige I once had."
>"It's not too late to change," he calls after you, making you pause. "What I said earlier was partially true, no one remembers you. But that also means you have the opportunity for a fresh start."
>Your breath caught by his statement, you turn back around as Anonymous steps towards you, holding out his hand.
>"All you have to do is let go of the past. What do you say?"
>Even after everything you've done to him, Anonymous smiles, his eyes begging you to accept his offer.
>A new start.
>Leaving the past mistakes behind.
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>Choking back a sob, you place your hoof in his hand, as you let yourself go.
>Instantly, it feels as if every fiber in your body takes a deep breath, rejuvenated as you close your eyes.
>You let the sensation wash over you as the strife and pain of the past harbored within seem to melt away.
>It is unclear how long you relish the feeling, as when you open your eyes again, you find yourself laying on the floor.
>Anonymous is crouched in front of you, looking nervous and a bit shocked.
"What happened?"
>You put a hoof up to your mouth in surprise, as your voice comes out more higher pitched than normal.
>"I don't know, but that's not all that changed," Anon replies, helping you to your hooves.
>Rather than standing at eye level with him, you only come up to Anon's chest now.
>Desperately, you scan the room for a mirror, finding one laying on his desk as you pick it up with your magic.
>As you look, you find not the black foreboding alicorn you are used to, but of a shorter pony with a deep blue coat.
"I'm me again..."
>"That's what you're supposed to look like?"
>You turn back to Anonymous, giggling as you throw yourself at him.
"Thank you, thank you."
>You feel his arms wrap around your form as the two of you stand there.
>Never did you imagine you could get a second chance after everything you have done.
>And now, you intend to make the most of it, as you feel you are seeing the world for the first time.
>"What do you say we show your sister the new you, Darkie?" Anonymous says as he lets you go.
>You can't help but smile at him.
"Please, call me Luna."

Hope y'all enjoy it, I gotta get some sleep so I can be something other than tired for work tonight.
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>>30157463
More and/or a pastebin link pl0x.
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>>30157549

https://pastebin.com/u/AutoPony

https://www.fimfiction.net/user/AutoPony
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>>30157560
Thank.
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>>30157391
>>"First off, we'll just shorten it to Anon," he says as he continues to study you. "And Nightmare Moon, Queen of Tartar Sauce is way too long."
>"Tartarus, you imbecile."
gave me a giggle
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>>30157463
daww

i remember reading this a while ago
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I'm not sure whether there's still any interest in it, but I'm consider picking Thousand Nights back up soon, and I'm trying to think of where to take it. If anyone who remembers it has any suggestions or constructive criticism, I'd love to hear it.
I also don't have a pastebin, but I did take caps of the story in Tomorrow and Yotsu Blue, if anyone wants those
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>>30158794
If im remembering right, I really liked your story, I just wanted to see more cuddles than sex. I'll totally take those tomorrow caps though. Thanks writefag, you and yours give substance and excitement to these threads.
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>>30158794
requesting tomorrow
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>>30152060
For Honor
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>>30158922
one serving of twice tossed green coming right up!
1/13
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>>30151708
>somebody cared enough to actually archive my green

I might have to go write more, thanks AW
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>>30159035
13/13
alright, that's enough mastur(you)ing for now, let me know what you think, comments, suggestions and such
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>>30159042
MOAR PL0X
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>>30159048
As much as I enjoy the encouragement, it doesn't help with my writer's block getting heavier every time I add to a story. t feels like whenever I write something new it takes away from what I can make: creating this vacuum devoid of ideas.
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It feels like this is the only sane general sometimes. While some other generals are sperging about bats or OP pics or a gay horse outside it's thread, you guys are just chilling.
Thank you, /moon/
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>>30159042
Cute story Anon.
>>30159096
Don't feel obligated to continue a story just because. Sometimes you just gotta end it when it feels right. Better short and sweet than long and boring. If you want to continue A Thousand Nights, you could have Luna and Anon start communicating more proficiently and see where that goes.
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>>30159240
/moon/ confirmed comfiest general

I wish the other waifufags could be nice too
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>>30159240
We've sperged about bats sometimes. Mostly its just cause theres so few of us we prefer any kind of conversation over stupid arguments. Mostly.
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How're y'all lovely moonfriends this evening?
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>>30160698
It's only 6 pm for me, but I'm planning on getting comfy tonight. Playing some Assassin's Creed 3 right now.
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>>30160736
Assasins creed is max comfy, do any Moonbros wanna play some unity? I'm on Xbox

i know its kinda bad but its fun to play with friends, and i'd be honored to play with fellow moonfags
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>>30160750
sadly i only have it on ps4
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>>30160750
Don't have Unity, but I have Revelations.
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>>30160781
Scratch that, just remembered my Xbox Live ran out. Fug
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>>30160781
>>30160772
>>30160795

I've never seen anyone actually sad that they couldn't play Unity with me. In other threads I usually get bashed for even bringing up Unity, thank you for being so nice Moonbros. I love this general so much
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>>30160823
1v1 me in carl of duty sometime
if you're in the jizcord
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>>30160823
Even if the game is shit it doesn't matter as long as I'm with my moonfriends.

If anyone wants to play on PS3 / 4 add me up: hansho13
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>>30160883
I'm afraid I'm not, could I get an invite link? I suck nuts at COD, but I'm a baller at BF1 or so i believe
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>>30160897
same goes for steam if any of y'all wanna jam, Triskin Binskit
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Star Trek Online, Xbone here. We should start a fleet, maybe?
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>>30159621
I was heading in that direction, but I wasn't sure how far I wanted to take the dialog, given that they not only speak different languages, but Luna speaks an archaic version of her language, meaning anything he learns would be useless once he gets to equestria
Outside of whispering sweet nothings in her own tongue to her to make her blush in public, that is
I was setting it up so certain key words like names and basic nouns would be known, so they might be able to butcher a sentence, but unfortunately, that makes reading the story painful, and ruins good conversations in what should be heartfelt moments.

On the other hand, if I just hand-wave their communication barrier in favor of advancing the available dialog, it would require more detail as to why they can communicate so well suddenly.
And all this on top of figuring out where to take the actual story, since the moon is barren as shit.
I do want to finish it, not out of obligation, but just a personal desire to see it through properly.
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Any ideas for an aspiring writefag? Nothing too long, I get bored easily.
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>>30162398
Luna fucks EVERYONE
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>>30161796
I hope you find a way to make it work anon.
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>>30162398
Luna wants a grilled cheese sandwich but she's embarrassed to ask for one because she considers it peasant food.
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People often forget that Luna more than any other pony,
never forgets an old friend, and is always willing to give them a chance.
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>>30162657
Well, now I know where picrelated came from.
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>>30162657
You got any source for this claim?
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>>30162721
>I'm here to quote sources for my Wikipedia article.
You can refer to me, Anon.
A-n-o-n... but don’t confuse me with Anonymous, that’s another guy.

Here is another fact:
Luna is pretty in the moonlight - and splendid in the sunlight.
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>>30163131

You appear to be confused.

Prettiness is subjective, and I agree with your opinion here, but it's not a fact. There's no objective measure of prettiness.
In >>30162657 you claimed to hold objective truths. For example:
>Luna more than any other pony, never forgets an old friend, and is always willing to give them a chance.
Give us examples. Otherwise your claim is just unsubstantiated bullshit.
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>>30163205
>Otherwise your claim is just unsubstantiated bullshit.
No Luna pics + Pure antagonism = You triggered my Shitposter alarm.

Somewhere there is a Discord chat missing its troll.
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>>30163264

Now you're projecting.
I calmly, peacefully and as directly as possibly asked you to back up your claims in >>30162721

Asking for you to validate your claims is not "antagonism".

Are you going to back up your claims?
Give us examples. Go on.
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>>30163131
>>30163264
kek
pure pwn in ur replies and fag cuming for moar
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>>30162554
Had a chuckle just thinkint about it
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Look at those floppy ears
A cute
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>>30165154
>>30165161
Wat

Explain.
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>>30165154
>>30165161
what the fuck is even going on, I can't follow any of this
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>>30165195
>>30165229
Daybreaker is fighting nightmare moon, while daybreaker and chrysalis are watching. Due to the damage caused, chrysalis raised the rent, the daybreaker bound daybreaker and tried to offer to pay the rent with fried daybreaker.

Yeah I'd like the anon who posted it to offer some clarification too.
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Idk i just thought the horses were cute
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>>30165295
Go away, taconigger
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>>30165195
>>30165229
>>30165263
bad case of engrish, the artist is chinese
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>>30165295
They really are, but I have no fucking clue what's going on.
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>>30153315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unnh0T2Ftro
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>>30165295
Cute ponies - Had me royally confused.
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>>30165649
Nice tune Anon.
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>>30162515
thanks, and thank you for the compiled version
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>Cracking your neck firmly with both hands, you ready yourself for the last time with a shoulder roll and a squat before wrapping your arms around the rock and heaving into the corner slot, finishing it off with style
>Standing back to admire your work, you finally take in the full picture
>Dozens of lunar rocks laid flat and level, moon dust poured into the cracks, packing the stones tight on the slight plateau

>A bed
>The worst rock-lain, improvised bed you've ever seen, let alone made, but now you have somewhere to lay with her besides the dust of the lunar surface
>Sitting on the edge, you lie back and look up at the stars as she curls against your side

>Time has just flown by, hasn't it?
>Only a few months ago, you were just a lonely minimum wage worker with no interest in finding a significant other, but your mind has given your dream girl

>She really is just perfect
>You swooped in and crushed her sadness beneath your heel as you held her close
>She is content to simply look up at the night sky with you, lying still as hours pass quietly
>Neither of you has any idea how to talk to the other, but words are superfluous with a love like this
>A love as bright as the stars in the sky, as full as the moon, comforting like the quiet night sky

>You lay your arm around her torso and hold her closer, her head sliding into place like the spot was made for it, her cheek resting along your collarbone, muzzle nuzzled under your chin
>Her breath brushes across your chest as she sighs happily, sinking into you, your bodies fitting together as if you had been together this way forever
>Your free hand strokes her smooth, beautiful neck as you gaze up at the stars, trying to pick out the constellations she has drawn in the dust for you
>Her heartbeat bounces along your fingertips lazily, half as fast as your own, yet seemingly in sync, your own heart pulsing back to back, before hers calls out to you strongly

Have some Thousand Nights
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>>30165983


>It's reassuring, feeling the heart of another as they lie so close to you
>All your thoughts, your impulses, your needs
>They fade away as you look over the vastness of space, with her heartbeat there for you
>Nothing more is needed in this vast universe, nothing else among the stars in the sky could match the sheer happiness of her at your side
>Her fur rubs against your chin as she brings her head up to face you, a gentle smile on her lips

>Your lips lock with hers slowly, your hand holding her head to yours
>You nip her lower lip gently as your lips press apart, encouraging her to push deeper into the kiss
>The tips of your tongues slide across each others' lips slowly, each seeking out the other
>Tongues press and entwine, a dance of passion between you as her hoof seeks out your hand
>Your fingers wrap around the side, your thumb caressing the top of her hoof, her frog pressed into your palm
>The kiss slowly becomes more drawn out and heated, your tongues slipping over each other time and again as you explore each others' mouths
>Your foreheads press together gently when you break the kiss, so you can take the time to catch your breath
>After a moment, you look her in the eyes to find her watching you as well
>A flicker of thought passes between you both, and the need to speak is lost to the volumes said by your eyes

>Turning over slowly, you rest on your hands and knees above her, holding her head in your hand as you kiss again, this time rougher than the last
>She leans into you, pressing as deep as she can into the kiss, her tongue wrestling yours more aggressively as time goes on
>Her broad, flat tongue strong-arms your smaller, more dexterous tongue to the side, but you don't give up, flicking your tongue around her mouth, pressing into her palate and cheeks
>Incessantly do the two of your kiss until finally you break for air, gasping as you lean over her
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>>30165997

>You chuckle and lay down on your side, tossing your arm around her barrel and pulling her into a spoon
>She lets out a deep sigh and lies back into you, nestling her head against your chest, her body molding to yours
>It will take some time, but moments like this make you determined to learn enough of her language to tell her how much you love her in her own tongue

I want to take this story somewhere, but I'm having trouble writing non-slice of life updates with no progression
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>>30163303
>>>/r/eddit
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Just curious. If I made a /moon/ playlist on youtube would any of you guys listen to it?
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>>30166064
>only redditors ask for proof
>only redditors want claims to be factually verified
>no one on 4chan asks for proof
Nice damage control. Backfired beautifully.
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>>30166110
Depends, hows your taste in music
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>>30166156
Well it wouldn't just be mine. If anyone wanted to have their own music on the playlist I could add it myself as long as it's not total cack.
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>>30166188
I mean you can go for it, but quite frankly trying to get other people to add to it will be like pulling teeth unless you put it in the OP every thread.
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>>30166343
I think this is my absolute favorite pic of Luna.
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>>30166343
>>30166392
If only it wasn't a FUCKING THUMBNAIL.
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>>30166110
I wouldn't add anything to it but would at least give it a shot and see if I like the sort of stuff you put in it.
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>>30166402
Yeah theres a few in there but I can't be assed to get the rest off my ipod again. Oh well
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>>30166404
Sounds neat, I have a few things in mind
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>>30166011
>>30165997
>>30165983
Cute, is he wearing his clothes in the dream?
He should try 'wearing' a big sheet to bed, see if it comes with him to the dream.
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>>30166757
He's just default black suit red tie, but he might find a way around his apparel.
I was actually mulling over the idea of him trying to force an item to follow him into his dreams, but I was still trying to think of what it should be
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>>30166110
Probably no one likes this kind of stuff but Frank Sinatra has a lot of fitting songs.
"In the still of the night"
"blue moon"
"moon river"
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>>30166846
I could see Lulu listening to some Sinatra. Even without the moon-titled songs
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>>30167011
I could see myself singing some Sinatra to Luna, 'Just the way you look...toniiigghhtt...'
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>>30167137
Green of Anon trying to woo Luna with Frank Sinatra songs when?
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>>30167011
>>30167137
>>30167146
I though I was the only one. Luck was a lady tonight, I guess.
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>>30151347
how would luna work out as asgore go anyway?
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>>30167894
I think you got it backwards, m8. Luna is Toriel.
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>>30167894
>>30167972
Is that what the picture is supposed to be? I thought it was just a drawing of the princesses in nice dresses. Fuck this autism bullshit.
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>>30168059
This
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>>30151347
Fucking kill yourself, goatfucker
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s07e01 - Celestia behaved like a neurotic weirdo who sent Twily to Ponyville with no clue of NMM.

So with that episode in mind, this comic seem pretty canon.

(PS. The new writers disappoint me.)
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>>30168913
>>30168940
>he doesn't like Her Majesty Princess Luna in all forms
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>>30170905
>those legs
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>>30170905
That looks extremely uncomfortable.
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>>30171507
She's a big mare.
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>>30172073
For me.
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>>30173798
I wish I had more pictures of her in socks.
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>>30166110
I'd be down to scroll through it
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>>30174376
Wish granted.
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Mid sock dump break commencing now.
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>>30174673
You're the best, anon. Thank you.
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>>30174756
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The night is so beautiful. Thank you so much Luna.
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Sock dump part 2 commencing.
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>>30175776
delet this
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Thanks for sock pics. (And everything else too btw.)
Can't believe there's any fabric left in Equestria.
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i drew this the other day but didn't really think it was good enough to post, but i'll post it for you, socks guy
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>>30176445
Nice
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>>30146425
the knightguard
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>>30148730
why did i never realize i wanted jedi/sith luna until now
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>>30177480
https://pastebin.com/g8ganGUM
>relevant
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This pone a cute
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>>30160823
>that feel when the most recent creed i have is black flag and its not co op
fug i just wanna be a fucking pirate with some other moonbros
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>>30161790
i didnt know that was on xbox
but if you have elite dangerous we could wing up sometime
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>>30177682
A CUTE
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>>30175396
>the night is beautiful
>posts potato picture
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>>30177480
Because Star Wars is dumb and shouldn't be on your mind at all?
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>>30178205
STO is great for a ftp game. I had forgot about elite dangerous, I'll have to check that one out
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>>30146425
Lunar Crusader
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>>30181356
Ew
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Thanks for the massive sock dump Anon.
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The sock dump wasn't supposed to be broken up into 3 parts, the captcha was just broken last night and I had to stop again.
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>>30183017
Dope, moar socks
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/fin
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>>30176445
Very nice. Added to my Luna in socks repertoire.
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90210
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Heard that a nearby church was open to everyone,
no matter what religion they belonged to.

Maybe I should tell them about the Church of Luna?
See if I can convert them?
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>>30184641
No, don't.
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>>30184641
Don't be a fucking autist and hide your powerlevel

If they're some weird sect-type thingy (which it might be, just judging from what you said) it might be fun to mess with them, but I'd still be against spaghetti-spilling with ponies. Just find some non-autistic fictional belief system (which could be anything from the spaghetti monster to the Omnissiah) and troll them with that.
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Princess of the night is a cute
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>>30186652
The best pony
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>>30184641
>>30186191
>hurr durr imma go bother nice inclusive people and pretend to be retarded cuz religion is stupid XD
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>>30189067
Although I'm an atheist, you raise a valid point. There's no reason to be a massive cunt to people, religious or not.
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>>30189067
>I can also link comics. Mine's about a retard.
I honestly don't know if you're trolling or not.

You make a lot of assumptions regarding this church.
Even if Scientology welcomes everyone (who doesn't criticize them) with open arms,
it's registered as a religion for the protection it receives and not for the souls it saves.

Perhaps you shouldn't jump to conclusions?
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Well shit, it seems I forgot to shill the discord this time. But never fear, discordfaggot is here!

discord.gg/dnPcpPk

Also, we have an IRC. It's linked to the Discord, so you won't be missing out if you prefer to use IRC.

https://www.rizon.net/chat for the online client or irc.rizon.net for an external client. Channel is #Luna
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I'm posting a moon horse and you can't stop me
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> You are the most illustrious mare of the night.
> Not the peasantry sort that invades the beds of stallions —married and unmarried alike— but instead the godly kind.
> As befitting of your royal heritage, you expected only the finest of cuisine.
> Thrice daily, the chefs of the royal kitchen would prepare foods most fanciful for you.
> Sugary confections to the subtlest of savory sauces and more were yours to have at a whim.

> Yet tonight as you look out over the sleeping city of Canterlot, you realize that something unfiting is happening.
> In the boredom that comes from a night without nightmares you find yourself craving sometihng unbecoming.
> Something pedestrian and plain.
> You desire the shredded potato puffs, deep fried in oil most certainly of low quality.
> Tatter Tots as the plebians called it.

> With a huff you turn away from your window and the unusually tranquil Equestria.
> While maintaining your noble appearance and satisfying your most unbecoming urges was difficult, it would not be impossible for one of your capacity.
> Your only limit was the twelve hours all ponies shared in the night.
> But with a mission in mind, you knew your success was all but assured.
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>>30189833
>inb4 banned
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>>30189856
Audible kek at shredded potato puffs
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>>30189877
What gets me... is that they said "THE shredded potato puffs". I can just hear Luna thinking that.
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>>30189833
Celestia's asleep, post moonhorse.

>>30189856
G O O D
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>>30189908
On it
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>>30189856
>As you attempt to sneak into the royal kitchen, you heard a guard trotting forwards on nightly patrol.
>Judging by the sounds of his footsteps and his occasional yawning as he slowly makes his way throughout the castle; you deduce that he must either be a day guard assigned nightly duty as punishment, or about to turn in for the night after performing a late sweep.
>As a princess of this castle, you realize there is no need to hide from a tired guard who’s not likely to put any thought as to why you are in this region of the castle.
>With a commanding trot, you walk past him as he offers a quick salute, clearly too tired to do anything else as he passes by.

>A few moments later, you arrive at the kitchen without any further delays or incidents.
>Around you are all manners of cooking devices and other equipment, most of which you have no knowledge how they could possibly be used in cooking, let along how to operate.
>With some searching, you manage to find the location of a bag full of potatoes for your unnatural Plebeian craving.
>Plucking it up with magic, the bag is silently lifted out of storage and onto a nearby counter ready what you assume to be the next step, cutting.
>You search for a knife before quickly giving up. Instead deciding on using your magic to tear the potatoes apart.
>With your skill in magic, it should be much more precise than using a knife and eliminate any noise you might make searching for one.
>Peasant food can’t possibly be difficult to make.
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>>30190165
WE DAMND THE DELICIOUS SHREDDED POTATO PUFFS, AND WE ARE USING OUR ROYAL VOICE!
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>>30190165
>And so with little ado you set upon your task of creating commoner’s cuisine.
>Lifting a potato part way out of the sack, you take pause to gaze upon it.
>It’s an unshapely and odd thing; neither glossy nor smooth as a lemon or lime might be.
>Indeed produce such as this has been relegated to the kitchen, and rightfully so; its coarse skin is most displeasing to the eye.
>It is no surprise that a peasant’s meal is created from such an unsightly thing; they have not made practice of displaying their meals to guest as a noble might.
>You snort, before fully removing the vegetable from the bag.
>Holding the potato before your eyes, you…
>…
>You realize you have no idea how to prepare a “Tatter Tot.”
>A blush fill your cheeks.
>To wander to the Royal Kitchens without having first considered this fact…
>It is embarrassing.
>You look around the room.
>Certainly there is some tomb of cookery to be found here; tis a kitchen after all…
>Yet after a few moments, you begin to realize that may not be the case.
>The Palace recruits from only the finest restaurants in Canterlot; chefs who have committed their recipes to memory.
>It is rare for you or your sister to order such foods anyways; the residence of this castle have no taste for such… slop.
>…
>You take a deep breath, and close your eyes.
>Thou did /not/ make this voyage for naught!
>You are Luna - Diarch of Equestria - Princess of the Night!
>You will not be bested by a common potato!
>If peasants can cook these tots, then certainly such talent should be well within reach!
>You look around the kitchen with renewed purpose.
>Focusing once more upon the potato, you channel your magic- your arcane will, upon it. >With a flash of light you slice the lump into the smallest of morsels.
>No doubt such a fine grating will make these /Royal/ Tots melt in thy mouth!
>…
>As if to mock your efforts the potato unceremoniously falls onto the table, appearing closer to sand than tots.
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Bumps for Moonbutt.
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>>30190461
>Alas, the potato did not come out how you hoped.
>No matter
>Another attempt is all that is needed.
>After all, it's not like you do this very often.
>Lofting another potato out of the bag, you hold it still above the table below, and once more channel your magic.
>The potato falls once again, this time diced more conservatively.
>The cuboids land on the table, the sliced pieces toppling over themselves before spreading out and slowing their topple.
>This time, they are of a more suitable size.
>Approximately 2 inches in length, height and width, you deem the pieces of the once potato suitable and contemplate your next course of action
>You recall, at one point, the Tater Tots that the common pony ate as being fried a golden brown colour.
>It seems here that your ingredients, once fried, may yet produce the delicious, starchy, plebian, confection that lay vivid in your mental imagery.
>Glancing around the kitchen, on a wall in the distance, you spot a rack adorned with various cooking utensils.
>Among them is a frying pan.
>You grab two more potatoes, quickly magic them into equivalently small morsels, and trot over to the rack with all three piles of potato in tow.
>You magically dismount one of the Pans from its hook and place it on the stove element below.
>Now.
>Two things.
>One,
>where are the various oils that you must choose from,
>and two,
>how do you turn the stove on?
>Instead of fiddling with the stove, you decide to find the oils first.
>You toss the piles of potato into the pan absentmindedly and wander off.
>The Royal Kitchen is a LARGE place
>So, one might hope that one does not take forever to find the oil section.
>And hope you do.
>You open a few table cupboards and find all sorts of ingredients
>Flours, Sugars, Yeast.
>But you don't find oil.
>Maybe they don't keep the oils in the Kitchen.
>They must have a storage room somewhere
>Or maybe they simply forgot to restock the kitchen.
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>>30190660
>Either way, you're having no luck here, so you decide to look for a storage room instead of fiddling around with the cupboards some more.
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>>30190664
>The first room was a broom closet.
>No help there.
>The second was filled with plates, bowls, and more teacups then there are stars in your sky.
>You’re very confused why the staff couldn’t be bothered to leave even a rudimentary label on the outside of these doors.
>Especially if they’re going to leave you to fend for yourself!
>It matters not.
>With all the cooking implements stored safely in the kitchen, all the eating utensils in here, your prize must be the only door remaining.
>You throw open the door to reveal…a refrigerator.
>Do they refrigerate oil?
>You stand there with the door open, tapping a hoof against your snout, the cool air washes over you as you think.
>There’s no reason to…but you already spy several things that you would never have bothered to chill, before your…time away.
>Like fish.
>A quick survey reveals a disturbing lack of cooking oil.
>Could your kitchens truly be out of such a basic necessity?
>Your eyes fall upon a box labeled “butter.”
>From what you recall of your sister’s culinary skills, butter can always be used as an acceptable substitute for oil.
>You snatch the butter up in your magic.
>With a satisfied smile, you trot back over the the stove, resolving to discipline your staff in the morning.
>It may have taken you a few tries to have appropriately prepared the potatoes, but now there are no more obstacles in your path!
>You deposit several sticks in the pan with satisfying plops.
>No the time has come!
>Now you must only…you…
>You have no idea how to operate this device.
>Taking a moment, you look over the shining, metal front.
>It can’t be that difficult to operate it, mortals do it on a thrice daily basis.
>Turning the various knobs on the front only result in a ghastly hissing.
>Your stomach growls impatiently.
>…As an immortal alicorn, you have no need to rely on the crutch of modern machinery.
>You shall cook the old fashion way!
>Ignoring the continued hissing, you light your horn.
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>>30190763

> You immediately remember a time when you were young, and you looked into the sun.
> Except this time the sun was all around you.
> And in your ears.
> Who knew that the sun sounded like a high pitched whine.

> It isn't until you are picking yourself from the palace garden that you realize a giant gout of flame pouring out from the side of the castle.
> Your quest for for tots has suffered a horrible, horrible set back.
> Also sirens, your quest has suffered from sirens.
> The klaxon of guard ponies is sure to wake everyone in the palace.
> You can't get caught, not only would would it mean your sister would have even more to make fun of you about...
> Your mundane cravings might end up public knowledge as well.

> Without another thought, you spread your wings and launch from the garden into the nightsky, blending with the umbra of clouds.
> With the royal kitchens in ruins —and insurance agents no doubt on the way— you circle down into the quiet streets of Canterlot.
> Where fresh potatos might have failed in providing you with the delicious puffy goodness you craved, perhaps a mass market freezer could succeed.
> To find one you merely trot the streets until you find a young stallion enjoying a late night stroll.

Luna: "GREETINGS, YOUNG CITIZEN. YOUR PRINCESS WISHES TO INQUIRE: WHERE MIGHT ONE FIND THE NEAREST PURVAYOR OF CONSUMER SUNDRIES AND EDIBLES!"

> Your voice booms loudly, causing the stallion to unceremoniously freeze and fall to his side.
> Quickly you approach him, lifting him up with your magic and dusting him off.
> He stares at you with awe and terror.

Luna: "DO NOT..."

> You realize perhaps using your royal voice isn't the best idea.
> Sure it was a bit ignoble to not use it when addressing your lessers, but you needed answers, not paralyzed peasants.
> You clear your throat.

Luna: "My apologizes sir, my intent was not to frighten. I merely wish to know: Where might I find a merchant of frozen prepared food stuffs?"
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>>30191431
Fun with some odd style in the mix.
Never seen her drawn like that before.
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>>30191514
I post that one every now and then
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>>30189067
I specifically mentioned sects, which are often cult-like and usually a cash cow scheme for the founder/leader. See >>30189731, or even jehova's witnesses.
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(No additional words need to be said.)
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>>30191431
This is dangerously cuddly
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sup moonfags
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new thread or nah?
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>>30190813
Keep going.
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>He whimpers a bit before stuttering out directions to what he dubbed a “Mom and Pop” shop. According to him it should have some basic and pre-cooked frozen food.
>You tell him to never spoke a word of this to anyone, and that no one will ever believe him in the first place
>He nods and canters off rather quickly.
>Perhaps you were a tad bit too rough on him, but no matter.
>You make your way into the streets of Canterlot, careful to use the alleyways and backroads as to avoid any attention
>At the very least, the burning castle does provide a decent diversion for your expedition.
>In short order, you arrive at this “Mom and Pop” shop, luckily it looks as if they are still open.
>You remain in cover, checking to see if anyone is watching with both your eyes and magic before trotting into the shop.
>Nobody else is in the shop, and the Stallion at the checkout counter is currently sleeping.
>After a quick hunt, you find the location of pre-cooked potato puffs.
>Taking them out of the freezer with your magic, you approach the Stallion at the Counter before prodding him awake with your magic, after all it would be most ignoble for a Princess to steal from her peasantry.
”HELLO!”
>He awakens to the tsunami that is the Royal Voice, his eyes wide as he falls to the floor from both shock and its magnificence.
>You should really stop using the Royal Voice on this stealth mission.
”WE WOULD MOST ENJOY OBTAINING THE PRE-COOKED SHREDDED POTATO PUFFS!”
>He gets up with a spring, faster than even your guards.
>“That’ll be eight bits!” he almost proudly proclaims.
>With an ease only an Alicorn can manage, you teleport eight bits from your personal vault.
>You lay them onto the counter and he deposits them into his cashier and with a big of magic, records the transaction.
>He stuffs the marked bag of the shredded potato puffs into a plastic bag, concealing it for you.
>He hands it over and bids you a good day.
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>>30193669
>With a grin you tuck the box beneath your wing, and turn toward the door.
>You sense the path is clear, and step once more into the nighttime streets of Canterlot.
>Turning toward the Palace, you're met with smoke rising from the eastern wing.
>Further down the empty road you see a few lights flicker on, and a mare lean out of her window to gaze at the unusual spectacle.
>Looking skyward you see the silhouettes of not two dozen pegasus patrolling over the stricken building.
>You curse your earlier exploits.
>Thou should have known news would spread rapidly.
>There is little doubt the guard believe this to be an attack — an attempt upon your life, and the life of your sister.
>…
>Your sister!
>You swiftly about-face, and rush into the store of Mom and Pop.
>The guard would have alerted Celestia of the assault, and ensured both Royals were safe!
>If she is told you are missing…
“WE REQUIRE PARCHMENT AND INK SUBJECT! WITH HASTE!”
>Your voice startles the already alert stallion; a feat you believed impossible.
>”Y-Yes Princess! Of course!”
>He fumbles, desperately searching for the items you require.
>Your heart begins to race, and your wings twitch.
>If Celestia discovers this most embarrassing saga, thou will be mocked for a decade!
>Setting the castle ablaze in search of simple potatoes...
>”Here you go Princess!”
>He tosses paper, quill, and jar of ink upon the countertop.
>You quickly uncork the ink, and dip the quill into the black liquid.
>Your mind races, searching a story befitting of such a blunder…
>…

Dearest Sister,
Care not for our safety! We have given pursuit to an assassin! We journeyed to thou kitchen to receive a most fine and fitting treat, only to discover a pony plotting to poison our most prized vegetables! We hath found a moment of respite to pen thou brief message, but know thou is safe dearest sister, and fret not!
-Luna.

>With a burst of magic the paper disappears, and you breathe a heavy sigh of relief.
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>>30193669
pastebin link ease?
i couldnt fond it in the op's one
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>>30194211
Loving this
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>>30194312
It's a new one, no pastebin yet. If ever.
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>>30193563
>>30194312
Nobody has clarified thus far, but this "story" is a telephone game between 5 different writers who alternate every post. So uh, yeah.
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>>30196464
That's pretty sweet.
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M O O N D A Y
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I've had this song stuck in my head for days, and I just realized it fits Luna to a tee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF8paxAqIRE

>Waking from the daze of a restless slumber
>I had that dream again,
>Gotta get your name, gotta ask your number,
>But I’m losing all my teeth again.

>Standing at the edge of the tallest tower,
>I hold your hand and dive,
>Falling and falling for what feels like hours,
>Falling in love before the day arrives.

>Right in the middle of a nightmare honey,
>I found you right next to me,
>And I’ll admit it, it might sound funny,
>To fall in love with a fantasy.
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IMAGE LIMIT

RIP
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>>30197762
Moon is kill.

F
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>>30197857
NEVER FEAR ANON, FOR THERE IS PROMISE OF GLORIOUS GREEN FROM NOT ONE, BUT SIX WRITEFAGS

Surely they will deliver.
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>>30197896
>6
Lord save us all
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>>30197952
The discord must be wild.
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>>30197968
Eh, its about as wild as this thread
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>>30197206
Previously I wanted Luna.
Not anymore.
Now I want Luna AND ice cream.
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Since we can't post pics, this is now a poetry thread.
They key to successful poetry is to keep it short.
(Because everyone hates poetry.)

Ahem... I'll start.

>Luna!
>Luna!
>Go Luna!!
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I see the rain pouring down before my very eyes
Should come as no surprise
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You'd think it would notice I can't take anymore, had to ask myself, whats it really for
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>The moon
>is full
>of faces
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I've tried writing poetry but it always comes out so awkward and forced. Guess I'm just not cut out for it.
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>>30199972
>My poetry is bad
I am impressed.
You are unique.

Everyones poetry is shit. No exceptions!
Just that nobody realize it.

You have wisdom beyond that of a mortal man.
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>>30145474
Anon if you don't smoke then you'll have more nights to praise luna (good job for quitting btw)
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>We /poetry/ now

Silver light, from starry strands
In swirling nebulae enthroned
Cast down upon the sleeping earth
Scarce seen and loved, and barely known

A thousand times I'd stay with you
My heart by dark and still held tight
The day can wait, and sleep eschew
For you're my Princess of the Night.
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>>30200169
awwwwww
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>>30200169
Oh, coolish - it rhymes!
It's like decorating a christmas tree.
Turns an ordinary tree into something more.

(Doesn't change the fact it's eventually thrown out, but fun while it lasts.)
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>>30200222
My love for you,
O dearest moon,
Like lightning, struck me in a flash
I'm a simple man, and poor with words
So, please, sweet spectre of my dreams,
I beg of you,
Pls lemme smash
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>>30200082
I actually starting smoking again haha. Job hunting got me stressed out so I picked it up again.
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>>30200272
fucking christ
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>>30200272
Instead of making my own poem, I'll recite the famous Edgar Allan Pone.
>Once upon a thread so dreary, while I posted, weak and weary,
>Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
>While I nodded, after fapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
>As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
>"'Tis some Anon Kek," I muttered, "bumping at my chamber door-
> Only this, and nothing more."
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>>30194211
>Now, you have successfully obtained the pre-cooked, shredded potato puffs, or, "Tater Tots."
>The next step is thawing, and consuming them.
>After all, you have gone through enough trouble, you are not about to give in so easily.
>Contemplating your next move, you leave the startled cashier and exit the shop.
>The streets of Canterlot are now filling up with ponies staring at the castle and no doubt worrying themselves by conjuring up all sorts of horrific explanations.
>Luckily, you have not been spotted yet, and use this chance to escape down an alleyway.
>As you walk down its path, you readjust the bag of potatoes and begin to think.
>The contents of the bag you acquired are pre-cooked, and so, you only require a means of thawing them.
>No need for any fiddling with potentially explosive stoves
>That is easy enough, you know many spells involving fire, but the tricky part is figuring out how to avoid burning your hard-earned snack
>You could suspend them on a magical platter, but the fire would not heat the platter up, or, in the case of a non-fire resistant platter, the fire would disrupt the platter
>You could merely hold them above the fire, but in that case, you would have to keep a keen eye on each of the many morsels to ensure adequate thawing
>This situation might be easier remedied via a more traditional utensil
>A Pan
>You reflect on the idea of looking for a kitchen utensil shop, but that would risk exposing you to the public, and with the backdrop of the eastern-wing fire, that could cause even more panic
>No, instead, you decide the best course of action would be to simply teleport the pan from the Royal Kitchen, and move on from there
>You stop walking and conjure a Blind Hoof spell, and begin prodding around the stove you possibly blew up
>Ok, the stove has not blown up, but the pan is nowhere to be found
>The explosion has also most likely scattered everything in the Kitchen, and so you have no choice
>You must manually retrieve the pan
>>
>>30200319
I'm also during a jobhunt, not that stressed though, I'm looking for something weekend-only. I'm still in college. Good luck on your hunt anon.
>>
>>30201164
To you as well
>>
Ode to a horse
>Neigh!
>Neigh!
>Neigh!

Ode to a moon horse
>Huzza!
>Huzza!
>Huzza!
>>
>>30149892
Can you just stop writing, it's fucking embarrassing.
>>
>>30202848
He's fucking right you pleb.
>>
>>30203004
Nah, not really. Smoking cigs sucks dude
>>
>>30203004
Personally, I thought they were gross when I was like 10 but everyone around me was smoking them so I got used to the smell. Never got around to trying them tho, I always thought there was better ways to relax.
>>
>>30200745
~
>A loud thud jerks you awake.
>Groaning, you roll over and crack open an eye.
>...Nope, it's not time to raise the sun yet.
>Great.
>Luna forgot that everypony else is TRYING to sleep.
>You grab a pillow and smoosh it over your ears,trying to get comfortable.
>The door to your room slams open.
>”Princess!” A distinctly not-Luna’s voice calls out, “There's been an attack, we need to get you out of here!”
>Their words have barely reached your ears before your blankets and pillows are levitated away and a protective bubble surrounds you.
>You blink twice before you scramble to get up, hastily grabbing your crown.
>You're the ruler of the country, you need to look the part, even in emergencies.
“An attack?! What happened? Where's Luna, is she ok?!”
>The moment your hooves touch the marble floor, a trio of guards surround your bubble before a fourth starts galloping to open a secret passage.
>A stallion by your side avoids your gaze as he answers,
>”We don't know any details yet, Ma’am. The kitchens just exploded in a ball of fire, and Luna was last seen heading towards them.”
>Your stomach drops.
>Why would she be heading to the kitchens this late?!
>Your baby sister could have been caught in the explosion!
>She could be hurt!
>Or…
>Images of the many, foes you've faced over the years, each a serious threat to her well-being starts flashing through your mind.
>Any number of them could-
>”Your Highness? We need to go, now!”
>...They need you as a leader more than you can be a scared sister.
“Call a weather team to put the fire out. I want a list of everypony missing or injured.”
>”Of course, your Highness.”
>Just as you step into the tunnel, there's a flare-up of teleportation magic, baring the arcane signature of your sister, before a scroll appears on your desk.
>She's ok!
>Snatching it in your magic, you read it as your guards escort you to safety.
“An assassin?! Get everypony and out on the streets, now!”
>>
>tfw about to smoke a cigarette under a glorious waxing crescent moon
It's my favorite moon phase for some reason, even better than a full moon.
>>
>>30203905
You ever see a super blood moon?
>>
>>30204028
Indeed I have. Absolutely gorgeous.
>>
>>30149892
I agree, but man, do you make it sound gay as hell.
>>
It's gonna be hard to go an entire week without any new Luna pics. Hopefully I'll be able to survive on the green ITT.
>>
>>30204906
If we manage to hit the bump limit before tomorrow, we can still make a Midweek Moonhorse Madness and trigger half the board again.
>>
>>30205043
Amen
>>
>>30205043
>Hit bump limit before tomorrow.
Np! I can blog about my life and post it every 15 minutes like a true blotard. :)

No wait, I can't! :(

I can't upload pictures of my food, my hand, :-(
or some random door I have to go through. :-/
Without that the blotard has nothing to say. =(
And I don't want to resort to doing just emojis like a stupid blotard. *cry*
>>
>>30205043
Page 2 bump.
>>
I never felt so alive
>>
>4 = A bump 4 a bump
>>
This is /poet/ now right?

There once was a farmer who lived on his own
In a quiet side farm in the sticks
A countryside timid and tranquil in tone
Inhabited by loners and hicks

The farmer felt lonesome for most of a day
As animals gave no recompense
His life was pig feed and bundles of hay
Days lingered too long and too tense

As eyes grew heavy, existence would flash
The world turning nocturnal
Yet in his eye the farmer would see
A sight to turn him paternal

Here did a beauty laugh and dance and sing
With quartz blue hair and eyes to match
Her shoulders were bare, her hand, no ring
And with but a twirl, their eyes do catch

She beckons him closer to the sight of a bed
Feelings were inviting, warm and ashen
Approaching with care, with a face of red
Easily betrayed his wanting passion

The cock did crow when the sun made its rise
His crotch was sore and his throat was coarse
Turning like usual the man gasped in surprise
For somehow, he had bedded a horse
>>
>>30206522
dat ending
>>
>The sun sets.
>The night sky arrives.
>You watch Luna's work in awe.
>Her majestic moon slowly rising.

>Suddenly you feel a nibble in your neck. A soft voice follows:
>"My shift just ended... we can spend the night together.".
>You quickly turn around.
>Celestia looks at you with a horny smile.

>What do say?
>You don't say anything.
>You sing!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2NPdlkk02g
>>
>>30206522
9/11
laughed like a madman at the end because I was waiting on a twist and it was timed just right
>>
>>30206522
This is some good shit
>>
My sweet mare of the night,
How your moon gleams so bright.

The pony in my dreams,
Appears with moonbeams.

Your heavens are a work of art,
You have a place in my heart.

I adore your love and beauty,
Even with your tiny booty
>>
>>30206735
fuggin' kek
>>
Ayy I wrote some pretty terrible waifufagging shit that rambles on pointlessly for 3000 or so words before reaching the butt stuff. I want to redo it, but I also can't bear to throw away 4000+ words and also want to start something new.
Should I post it next thread or just throw it in an unlisted paste?
>>
>>30198320
>She controls-
>The moona!
>>
MLP Music!
>A true true bump, bumps a thread in need.
>A bump will be there to help you see.
>A true true bump, bumps a thread in need.
>To see the light, that shines from a true true thread.
>>
>>30209053
>My name's Anonymous
>And I am here to say
>I'm gonna bump your threaaad
>And I will keep Pg. 10 away~

>It doesn't matter now
>If you're afraid of 404
>'Cause I am here to keep it uuuup
>And bump it up some more~
>>
>>30209371
>Bump this thread, bump this thread
>One, two, three, four
>Together we can bump this thread
>One, two, three, four
>>
>>30209833
neigh
>>
So...
Since it's page 10, I spent 10 minutes
trying to make some fun poem around
"the dark side of the moon".

Failing that, I'll just notify the entire
world about my plans and project,
so they know I tried.
>>
No time to wait,
bump at page eight.
>>
>>30213285
Look at the moon, it's up there in heaven.
No time to wait, let's bump at page seven
>>
>image limit has been reached
>don't want to let /moon/ die without the posts being maxed or closer to monday
>we /poetry/ now
I love you guys.
>>
>>30214262
The best thing with admiring Luna - you feel loved.
>>
See you can't handle pressure on you own
So why you carry boulders little pone?
The story's storyteller tell it wrong
And glorify depression in a song

>>30214621
You ARE loved
>>
>>30212802
All that you touch
All that you see
All that you taste
All you feel.
All that you love
All that you hate
All you distrust
All you save.
All that you give
All that you deal
All that you buy,
beg, borrow or steal.
All you create
All you destroy
All that you do
All that you say.
All that you eat
And everyone you meet
All that you slight
And everyone you fight.
All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.

"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."
>>
And I've been asking questions: where's the love?
And they don't give me answers just a shove
And no is kinda hard to say to limelight
Because I've been having problems, losing sight
And I've losing more than just my mind
And gathering what's left of self-esteem
And sister where you going? Where you at?
And why you never love me when I need?
And I don't wanna be like you no more
And I've been trying to cope, you're getting war
>>
Danm, I woke up this morning feeling like I don't be needing myself. It's a weird feeling
>>
>>30203441
I like your story

https://pastebin.com/SR6yTUFE
>>
I spend the entire day.
Waiting for the moon to rise.

It's what I'm longing for.
To see the moon rise.

The hour draws near.
Soon the moon will rise.

Then suddenly it happens.
She yawns and grunts: "Evening already?"
>>
Everyone's jolly and happy,
my thesaurus calls that gay.
So if you're labeled "moonfag"
we welcome you to stay.
>>
Oh no! Page nine...
This bump, is mine.
>>
Oh no! Page nine... again!
This bump, is mine, again!
>>
If anyone is interested, we're in the process of building of mural of Luna and Celestia on pixelcanvas.io. We could use the help.
>>30216372
>>
>>30220143
It's already Friday, I think it's time to let the thread die.
>>
>>30220700
Nah we'll just keep it alive till monday and then make a new thread.
>>
>>30220756
Save the thread 'til Sunday, then let it die. Resurrect it on Monday. BOOM. Problem solved.
>>
So, one post every hour for 48 hours, should pretty much make us reach our goal?
>>
Did Luna's voice change at some point?
>>
>>30221291
Did you upset her?
>>
>>30220700
Man fuck that shit, keep the thread rolling. If you ain't lurking in this shit I don't a fuck. This like the movie credits, don't nobody stay for the movie credits.

But thank you for the moon bros that stayed, if y'all made it this far, then I really appreciate you.
>>
Keep going! Let's plow through the weekend!
>>
>>30206522
>"Oh, Anon! You've come to visit so soon"
>"Your hasty arrival will be quite the boon"
>"Come in, and please do mind your step"
>"My floor merely contains this day's prep"
>"Potions and medicines are simply my trade"
>"I require ample stock if they are to be made"
>"But enough about me dear friend, please come, do sit"
>"I sense your unease, your troubles are not whit."
>"I would think to ask your aid in my mixing when you did first arrive."
>"But I see now it will be me who will provide you with a tithe."
>"Ha, do not fret, it is my occupation to mend."
>"After all, is that not why you call me a friend?"
>"What's that you say, your problem's chromatic?"
>"Is this color vibrant, jubilant, flowing or static?"
>"A common occurrence on sweet apple acres?"
>"I'd say that red is a staple to those apple makers."
>"Wrong is it? So it is not red nor none of the primes?"
>"With a few more attempts I'll be right one of these times."
>"Could it be green, like the leaves of their trees?"
>"It cannot be yellow a prime and of bees."
>"You could just tell me and end this small tease."
>"A proud zebra I am, you will force no 'please'."
>"Ah, fine should you provide a more hint I will take one last guess."
>"Like me, it is black after white, even in mental chess."
>"What's that? A pony's coat is what's keen?"
>"Big mac is red, Bloom is yellow and granny is green."
>"You must mean dear applejack with her coat of orange."
>"Ho ho, Good try, dear friend but no challenge is-"
>"..."
>"Get out of my house Anon."

I could be writing lewd moon-horse, but instead I'm writing rhyming shitposts.
>>
When did this become a Zecora thread?
Buck it Anons, I'm going to bed.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ_rfBamtQM
Music bump
>>
>>30223137
Did someone say music bump? Weimtime just made a new Moonhorse-related video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPLcfz3MDAk

I've been trying to learn it on cello for a little while now, it's a good song to practice with.
>>
>>30223626
Aww shit nigga, Moon Rises
Maybe someone will finally do one for Starlight Waltz so I don't have to learn to read sheet music
Weim pls
>>
>>30223647
I can't believe I've never heard of Starlight Waltz before, it's absolutely gorgeous. You should pick up sheet music Anon, it's not that hard.
>>
Do any of you gentlemen happen to listen to the music that falls under the hip hop category that is rap?
>>
>>30223706
I probably messed that up
>>
>>30223706
Lil Ugly Mane is the only rapper I like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwLDTEechPU
>>
It's crazy to me how chill /moon/ is. You guys are great.

>>30223706
I don't usually listen to rap that isn't an accompaniment to some kind of synthwave or electronic.

Examples:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6wpcmu11kg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQI65eh2ZXM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wi50VsZWbA (skip to 1:10 for vocals)

If anyone has more like this, please, god, tell me.
>>
>>30223706
I'm assuming you already know all the bigger cats in the game so here's some good rap from smaller artist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eFcSesrP6A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl94ba7emtw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7d42LJfkqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=difm6gSJl9w
>>
>>30223775
It's an interesting mix. Not really my cup of tea, but that Glitch Mob tune is decent.
>>
>>30223706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7o-T-CFZq4
>>
>>30223897
It's the boy$!
>>
I'm curious to know if any of you guys listen to dubstep (real dubstep, no brostep shit).
>>
>>30223902
What the fuck is brostep and why shouldn't we listen to it over "real" dubstep?
>>
>>30221321
I saw s6ep25 and her voice was different from nightmare night.
>>
Found this guy a while back, he has some pretty good stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdbSGmOII08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LODDDFFIW5Q
>>
>We /music/ now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvdQGCdBAPM&index=11&list=PLkAqa453qOcmmjpSJ9u-uBM3m9dKURAvb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kooZ_HZwJDA&list=PLkAqa453qOcmmjpSJ9u-uBM3m9dKURAvb&index=8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIn6UrNw5jc&list=PLkAqa453qOcmmjpSJ9u-uBM3m9dKURAvb&index=12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6uBsAQF5uI&list=PLkAqa453qOcmmjpSJ9u-uBM3m9dKURAvb&index=15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ_7xq1TIW4&index=43&list=PLkAqa453qOcmmjpSJ9u-uBM3m9dKURAvb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDY19MEFrKs
>>
>>30224375
These are great anon, thanks.
>>
Thanks for the music everyone. Heading to bed now. Keep it comfy my friends.
>>
Of moonday we approve
So make the weekend move

[33 more horsekicks required]
>>
>>30225341
32
>>
31
>>
30
>>
29
>>
I was a bit behind, and I just watched A Royal Problem.

Fug, that was a good episode. I'm going to need to rewatch it later, once my hype for getting a proper princess episode dies down enough for me to fairly judge it.
>>
27
>>
26
>>
25
>>
So are we trying to kill the thread before Monday or what? Because the countdown bumps are more sad than anything.
>>
>>30228018
Countdown threads sad?
Like new years eve countdown?
Or space rocket lift-off?

The countdown signals the arrival of The Image of Luna,
It's not sad, it's cause for celebration!

(And I don't sage my post like you. I want to keep the flame burning until Moonday.)
>>
>>30228202
>I want to keep the flame burning until Moonday

Then I'll throw my body on the First Flame right alongside you. Let's get that fire linked.
>>
>>30228270
The fire rises
>>
So...what happened to that telephone game those writefags were doing? Did the sunfag fuck it up?
>>
>>30223137
That's beautiful. I have it in .flac now.
Damn, /moon/ really is top comfy. Hits image limit and goes on with poetry and music. Classy as fuck.
>>
>>30229271
They kept writing each other into corners and it hasn't been discussed in the discord for a while now. I guess it's kill.
>>
>>30229271
details
>>
>>30229995
So they wrote themselves into a... Write angle?
>>
>>30230174
7/10, anon.
>>
>>30230252
It was a bit of a reach, I know. No need to be acute about it, though.
>>
>>30230265
The only thing that's a cute is moon pone
>>
bump before bed
>>
More bumps... slowly incoming.
Watch Luna ascend!
>>
5 days of cap.
But the moon is about to rise.
Soon we will see the face of the moon.
>>
The moon will rise again.
>>
might have something for you guys next thread.

or not.
>>
It's time for the moon to rest.
>>
It's getting closer.
>>
Princess of the night, the moon, my dreams.

Obviously working hard!
>>
Moon, shine down
>>
__/^\_/
Praise the mun
>>
2 posts left after mine, lads. Hope everyone's having a good /sun/day.
>>
Praise the moon
One more time
>>
thats right, look at the pretty flowers.
just keep looking at the flowers.
>>
RIP in peace moon thread
>>
Welp, show's over see you anons in the next one
>>
I like how every thread dies 13 days after creation, right before monday. Perfect timing.
>>
Which sister would be more concerned with upholding the law? There's not a whole lot of law breaking in the show, aside from villains, and neither princess does a whole lot on that front, but surely a 1000 years ago there had to be a few crimes happening, right?
Was Luna trigger happy when it came to the gallows? Or did she secretly get a kick out of hearing the stories of numerous outlaws?
>>
Good night Luna, have a nice rest.
See you tomorrow.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg4sr5fMM48
Some comfy piano music to end this thread with. Have a good night everyone. See you tomorrow.
>>
We almost gone, bois
>>
>>30236224
*Nearer, my God, to Thee intensifies*
>>
Love you /moon/
>>
>>30236358
Y-you too
>>
>>30236358
I love you too, Anon
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