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Spitfire Thread #2 Electric Boogaloo Edition

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Spitfire Thread.
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Thread question of the day: If called to do so, do you think Spitfire would be able to lead the Wonderbolts in combat? Explain why or why not.

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>>30120922
I highly doubt this is #2.
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>>30120963
This iteration is. /mlp/ will learn to embrace TopLewd
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>>30120922
I love the shading of this pic.

>>30120971
Sig.45, I whole heartily love the rewrite you did. Comfy romance; lewd or not, are my favorite. (BDSM not so much.)

Scribble, lots of purple prose. Some don't like it but I don't mind. Hasn't crossed my "too much" threshold yet.

Blu-senpai, I haven't started reading yours yet but I know some of your other stuff and I'm sure it's good.

Greetings everyone. I followed Blu and Draw here. I don't bite. I'm sappy. You can expect badly written Haikus from me from time to time.
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>>30121283
If it were any other color prose, it wouldn't be as fun.
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Aw yis
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This is a very fast and very cute horse.
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[Best Young Flier: Second Beat]

>Figures you'd draw duty for the stupid Best Young Flier competition, but with the Princess attending there isn't much you can do.
>You sigh and adjust your goggles.
>Sure, you could've pulled rank and made some pony else fill in for you, but you'd always been taught a leader has to share the burdens of their subordinates.
>You check down the line to make sure the others are standing properly at attention while the final contestants perform their routines.
>Some weirdo pony with a crazy costume and a contender with odd coloring seem to be going at the same time.
>Good, they must be rushing the last bit.
>It's hard not to yawn.
>Sometimes you wonder if it was worth it to distinguish yourself and climb the ranks so fast, but at the same time you'd always stood apart anyway.
>The Wonderbolts are your life, but it's not like they're your actual friends.
“Heh, friends. That's just what ponies call the ones they step on to climb up when they want to look noble.”
>The Princess’ ears swivel toward the sound of your grumbling, and she raises an eyebrow at you.
>There's no way she heard that, right?
>”Captain, some truths are harder to see than others...especially if you don't watch.”
>She gives you a roguish wink and waves up toward the performing pony above.
>You return with an uneasy smile to watching the competition at her gesture.
>Wonderful.
>Now your boss thinks you're a cynic.
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>>30121672
>You jump slightly as Number 15 accidentally sends a bit of cloud to crash above the Princess.
>That stupid rookie better watch what she's doing!
>You shake yourself as you turn away from her yawn inducing routine to watch the strange...unicorn?
>Your mouth hangs open as a gentle cascade of sunlight filters through her clearly magical wings.
>It's beautiful!
>You weren't paying attention before, but now you wish you had been.
>A flash of movement makes you spin your head to see the other pony leaving a colorful trail as she shoots upward for her finale.
>You flinch as gasps and cries suddenly burst from the crowd and spin back just in time to see the unicorn plummet past, screaming amid the burnt cinders of her gossamer wings.
”The idiot flew too high!”
>Your instincts slam into high gear and you swiftly leap after her, signaling your teammates to follow as yells of worry trail behind.
>Soarin pulls up near you acting as wing pony with Misty Fly trailing behind.
“Well this should at least keep us awake, huh?”
>You give him your patented confident smirk, but he just eyes you quizzically and turns back to his flying.
>What's wrong with him?
>It's not like she's in any real danger.
>You slide into an easy formation to surround the shrieking unicorn as she careens toward the earth.
>This is why unicorns shouldn't be allowed to use magic for flight.
>You tsk to yourself as the others form up to surround her and…
>A flailing hoof FLIES out and crashes into your face right between the eyes.
>Silver spots and blackness flood your vision as you feel your wings buffet into a spin.
>Your thoughts feel sluggish as pain splinters through your head and your vision narrows to a tunnel.
>Screaming...noise...what?
>“Oh no…”
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>>30121680
>The whisper barely makes it out of your throat before being torn away by the wind.
>In flashes you see the rest of your team knocked spinning and falling just like yourself.
>The ground spins dizzying up at you, dominating everything with its huge finality.
>”We’re going to d-”
>A thunderous BOOM shatters the sky into countless rings of flaring color just as the ground fills your entire world.
>You feel your body jerk in a sudden enormous lateral acceleration and some part of your mind realizes that you've been caught.
>The whole universe spins and you feel sick as it lurches, and you feel yourself being pulled away by somepony as deafening cheers assault you from every side.
>What? The colosseum? When did you get back here?
>The blackness finally swallows you.
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>You moan in discomfort as you feel yourself start to wake.
>It feels like an Earth Pony linebacker is doing drills in your skull.
>Hushed voices jab at you making the throbs hum louder.
>”...onic Rainboom? Everypony thought it was just a legend!”
>”I wish I was there. I saw the light, just like years ago, but I missed it AGAIN!”
>No way.
>You'd heard about the one some tiny filly was supposed to have done a while back...but you'd never really believed.
>A moan escapes as you try to sit up and open your eyes.
>”Lay back, Spitfire. You took a rather strong hit to the head, and the bandage is over your eyes at the moment. You need to rest.”
>That voice…
>”Princess Celestia?”
>You hear a book close softly and a thump as it's put down on something next to you.
>”Yes. It's me, Captain.The others of your team are here being treated as well.”
>A quick shake and a gulp of the water she presses into your hooves helps you overcome your surprise and unaccustomed warmth at finding her there watching over you.
>You try to keep the nerves out of your voice as you cast around for a topic.
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>>30121690
>”Is what they're saying true? Somepony did a Sonic Rainboom?”
>A faint creak sounds as the Princess shifts in her seat.
>”It's true. Rainbow Dash has repeated the miracle she performed years ago. And she saved you all in the process.”
>You gasp as you nearly choke on your water.
“Repeated? She actually did it before? It was her? And she did it AGAIN?”
>Another creak sounds and you think you hear a tiny chuckle.
>”Yes. To all of that. She's a very gifted young Pegasus.”
>Awe and frustration wells up in you.
>You remember hearing that name before too.
>Not about the Rainboom.
>She had something to do with Princess Luna’s return as well.
>Who IS this pony?
“But how? How did she do it? Twice even…”
>It's hard to reconcile the emotions warring in you.
>Of course you'd tried to perform a Rainboom.
>Every member of the Wonderbolts and half the recruits have tried it even if they won't admit it.
>Especially after the one that supposedly happened a few years ago.
>But nopony had managed it.
>You start to shake your head in disbelief, but think better of it as it pounds in protest.
“She just flew up high and dove down, right? What's different?”
>This is the very method you'd tried too.
>Celestia giggles and you feel her press you softly back into the bed and tug the blanket up to your chin.
>”You may not have realized it, Captain, but there was one other factor both times she managed the feat.”
>Your brows knit under your bandage as you turn sightlessly to face her.
“What was it?”
>Somehow, you feel the warmth of her smiling even if you can't see it.
>”She was doing it for a friend, Spitfire.”
>The Princess pats you gently on the shoulder with her gilded hoof before softly walking away through the room.
>She seems to be humming happily to herself.
“For a friend…”
>You settle back as the Doctor clomps over to check on you.
“Huh…”

[The End]
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>>30121698
Very nice, very nice.
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>>30116225
>She gives you a small smile, which you're more than glad to see.
>-But only because she's cute.
>-No wait, not cute in the dating type of sense, but like- goddamn it.
>Stop it Anon.
>Just get her home, and then...
>Oh hell.
>She is NOT going to be able to go home like this.
>A soft sigh leaves you.
>Linda comes back, tossing the bill on the table and quickly scooping everything up into the boxes.
>"You have a nice night, you two!"
>She walks off, and you're super surprised she didn't try making a cheeky comment.
>Damn catbird.
>You grab the two boxes, set the right amount of bits down, and hop off.
"Alright, let's go."
>Spitfire lazily nods, then tries to climb off her seat.
>And you know she's goddamn wasted, because she only manages to slide under the table.
>You set the boxes down, then try to think of a way to-
>"-Here's a bag!"
>Oh.
>Well, that makes things easier.
>Toss them boxes in, then pick her up.
>You hold the bag with a finger, then carry her fireman style.
>Or like you'd carry your bride-
>FIREMAN STYLE.
>She gives you another smile, but it quickly fades.
>And it just crushes your heart.
>Because ponies, damn it.
>As you're walking out, a few Griffons toss you an approving nod.
>You awkwardly nod back, because you're not sure what they're nodding for anyways.
>Fellowship in the meat eating scene, perhaps?
>Which reminds you, you REALLY need to fucking come back here.
>And the next time you do, you WILL run them out of business.
>You're going to fucking eat every piece of fucking meat in this fucking place.
>And oh fuck, it is going to be good.
>You notice your mouth watering as you leave, and the second you step out of the door, you're hit with a small bit of sadness.
>Despite the catbirds and pony in your arms, you had this weird feeling of being back on Earth.
>And once you're out, all that familiarity leaves you.
>With a sigh, you trudge on home, avoiding the vomit that one pony left earlier and memorizing the way you took to this place.
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>>30115328
>I set the glass back on the table, and leaned back.
"Spit, where the hell did you get that stuff?"
>She was still eyeing me with that smug look.
>"If I told you, I'd have to kill you."
>Really? We were using cliche lines now?
"Fine, if you don't want to tell me, I'll just get the information out of you."
>"Oh I seriously that."
>That confidence would be her undoing.
>"I'm not on your massage table this time, and I'm a lot more resistant to your tactics, mister."
>Oh how wrong she was.
>I waited for Spitfire to take a drink then set her glass down before I launched my attack.
>She tried to get away, but I had caught her with her hooves tied.
>Thus, began the tickling.
>Her hooves flailed wildly as she shrieked and tried to bat my hands away.
>As soon as one hand was gone, the other took its place.
>"Anon! Ahahaha, STOPPIT!"
>Her protests fell on deaf ears.
>I wouldn't relent until I got the information I needed.
"Just tell me where you got it and you're free!"
>She had been laughing so much she hardly had time to breathe.
>"NO! *GASP* NEVER!"
"If you say so."
>Now was the time to change my tactic.
>While she still gulped lungfuls of air, I dove in for the raspberry.
>She never saw it coming.
>"Bwah?! Ewww no! *GASP* STAAAAHP!"
>It's super effective.
>"*GASP* Stop! Stop and I'll tell you!"
>I let up and looked her dead in the eyes, searching for any signs of deceit.
>I kept her pinned however, there was no way I'd let her out of my grasp otherwise.
>Even if my methods were unorthodox.
>"Oooooh you are in so much trouble when you let me go."
>Why would you tell me that?
"That just means I can't let you go."
>My hands were at the perfect spot on either side of her ribs to start tickling.
>It took about another minute for Spitfire to catch her breath again.
>"Ok, fine. You really wanna know?"
>I nodded.
>I needed to know.
>"I got it from..."
>She squinted her eyes, furrowed her brow and craned her neck forward then whispered.
>"Your mother."
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>>30122169
>Alright, no more Mr. Nice guy.
>I started tickling her again, this time with a purpose, she would either tell me or die from laughter.
>Whichever came first.
>She shrieked and giggled, but I didn't care.
>Oh what a wonderful sound.
>There was no negotiating this time.
>She flailed more and more, each time digging herself a little bit deeper in between the cushions of the couch.
>"Anooooooon! I'm gonna pee! *GASP* STOPPIT!"
>Then so it shall be.
>"Just tell me, and you're free."
>It really was that easy.
>Her shoulders and wings were pinned between the cushions now, escape was impossible.
>At least, that's what I thought until a wild hoof out of my right suddenly appeared and clocked me in the temple.
>I saw stars.
>My vision went white.
>My head hit the table.
>Then I was out cold.
>When I finally came to, my vision was blurry and my my head was pounding.
"Holy shit, Spit. The fuck did you do?"
>She had been hovering over me like a concerned mother.
>Obviously it was her, but it was so hard to distinguish any features that I decided to just close my eyes.
>"Ohmygosh, Anon. Are yo ok? I'm sooo sorry, I didn't mean to hit you!"
>Then her voice turned from worried to full lecture mode.
>"But I told you to stop, and you kept going! So this is what you get!"
>She had a point there.
>"Oh gosh, I really am sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?"
>I thought about it a moment, but I couldn't really think of anything.
>That really hurt, who would have thought getting kicked by a pony could hurt so much.
>Granted, smashing my face into the table probably hadn't helped.
>Then I had a wonderful idea,
>Drink the pain away.
"Hey Spit... Can you hand me that glass of whatever it is?"
>"Yeah sure, here."
>I heard her shuffle around and slide the the glass along the table.
>I reached out to feel for it as she placed it in my hand.
>I sat up as best I could, then slammed the entire drink.
>Shit burned like I was washing my mouth with molten metal.
>It worked wonders.
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>>30122169
>tickling
I can almost imagine Spits snort laughing
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>>30122702
I thought about adding that
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Spitfire had a long day.
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I want to pet Spitfire's chest floof
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>>30122274
"Can I get another?"
>I chanced opening my eyes again, they had only gotten a little less blurry.
>Spitfire grabbed the bottle and filled the glass once more.
>"Be careful with this stuff, it's pretty strong."
>I nodded and took the glass from her, opting to sip it this time around.
>She looked worried, but I knew I would be fine in a few minutes.
"Don't worry about me, I'll be good. Are you ok? You look scared out of your wits."
>She scrunched her muzzle in response.
>"Well yeah, I just knocked you out. I don't wanna be responsible for some kind of brain damage."
>Fair enough.
"Don't. Like Isaid, I'll be good. C'mon, take a seat and chill out."
>Spitfire eyed me skeptically, I think she was worried I might start tickling her again.
"I'm not gonna tickle you again, learned my lesson there."
>I emphasized the point by patting my leg as if to say 'sit here' since I was sprawled out on the couch.
>Then I remembered that was usually what people did when talking to their dogs and mentally scolded myself.
>Yet to my surprise, Spitfire did.
>She grabbed her glass and took a seat between my legs using my thigh as a backrest.
>"I'm really sorry about that, it just kinda happened."
>She was really beating herself up over this.
"Spitfire, it's fine. I've had worse, believe me."
>I offered a smile to help my case.
>"If you say so... I got the bottle in Ponyville. I guess they make the stuff around cider season."
>How hard was that?
>Note to self, hurt yourself to get ponies to talk, they're unbreakable otherwise.
"Wait, you were serious when you said that? I thought you were kidding."
>I swirled the drink around in the glass a bit and took another sniff.
>They did a really good job of making sure it didn't smell as strong as it really was.
>"Yeah, probably didn't help that I egged you on like I had made it up though."
"You're telling me. At least I know you're ticklish though."
>She furrowed her brows at me and sipped her drink.
>"Don't even try it."
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>>30122956
>It took 5 minutes before my vision completely cleared up.
>We hadn't said a word, simply sipping our drinks and enjoying each other's company.
>If I said I could stay here forever and be perfectly happy, I wouldn't be lying.
>Then a thought occured to me.
>Why had she invited me over so soon after meeting me?
>I was nothing all that special, aside from being some otherworldly creature.
>I was just a guy massaging ponies in a world he didn't belong in.
>What was her motivation for doing so?
>I chanced a glance back at the mare in question.
>She was simply staring into her half drained glass with a small smile on her face.
>It looked like she felt the same way about the situation, though without the mental wondering.
>It seems she picked up on the fact I had been staring at her as she turned and met my gaze.
>"I know what you're thinking, Anon."
>She did?"
>"You're wondering why I invited you over here while hardly knowing you."
>She looked back to her glass and traced the rim with her hoof.
>"To be honest, there's a few reasons. But the two most important ones go a little something like this..."
>This was new, did ponies have mind reading abilities too?
>"You don't say it and that's completely fine. But I know how lonely you really are, so does Soarin. He's the one that suggested I go to you for the massage and try breaking you out of that tiny life you lead."
>She sighed and continued.
>"It's not good to do that to yourself, yeah, you get to socialize with tons of ponies every day, but you never formed any true relationships with them. Just a friendly quid pro quo deal."
>She took another drink from her glass and set it on the table then looked back at me, piercing me with those lovely Amber eyes.
>"And the other reason... Well, at first it was just an extension of Soarin's concern, but now, I feel like it's something a bit more than that."
>Was that the why Soarin had come over so often?
>He just wanted to be my friend but couldn't get the job done?
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>>30123088
>"Anon, I really like you, you're a genuine pony... I'm sorry, person. A genuine person, and I feel like if I get to know you a bit more, I could begin to list a whole plethora of good qualities.
>Her eyes had gone half lidded at this point as she spoke to me.
>"What I'm saying, Anon, is that if it's ok with you..."
>She sighed, she seemed nervous about what she was saying.
>"I'd like to see you more often, and maybe be your special somepony?"
>I was stunned.
>This totally amazing pony was actually wanting to be with me as something more than a friend?
>I couldn't figure out why for the life of me.
>Or what to say for that matter.
>"You don't have to say anything yet. I know this must be a big surprise for you. I know it is for me just saying this."
>She was right about that.
>I was just some masseuse from the human world thrust into living in a world on pastel colored ponies.
>"Just, think about it for me. I know it's a lot to take in."
>And with that, she stopped talking crawled up over my belly and laid her head on my chest.
>I instinctively brought my hand up and began running it through her mane and wrapped my other arm around her, holding her as close as I could.
>I didn't know what to think.
>I know if she had been a human like me, every single part of me would have screamed 'yes' from the get go.
>But this, wasn't quite the same.
>What should I do?
>I really would have to think about it, for a long time.
>But for now, I thought it best just to cuddle with this beautiful little pegasus who had confided her affection for me.
>What was I going to do?
>I sat there in thought, holding onto her like she would disappear if I didn't until I finally went to sleep.

To be continued...? Most likely.
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Spitfire has the best wingspan, prove me wrong.
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>>30123134
>I didn't know what to think.
>I know if she had been a human like me, every single part of me would have screamed 'yes' from the get go.
>But this, wasn't quite the same.
>What should I do?
>I really would have to think about it, for a long time.
And behold, on the sixty-ninth day, anon's lack of taste brought weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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>>30123577
kek'd
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>>30122104
>
"Alrighty, home, sweet freezing home."
>Though you notice it's weirdly not that cold, at least compared to how it was yesterday.
>And more surprisingly, Spitfire didn't pass out in your arms on the way here.
>Shutting the door with your foot, you walk on over to the kitchen and set her down in a seat.
>She slumps down like some kind of blob of jello.
>You grab some glasses, plates, and recreate the dinner you were having, minus the catbirds.
>When you sit down and get settled, a silence quickly looms over you both.
>Spitfire just silently stares through her salad.
>"I... th-thanks, for taking me out of there."
>You simply nod.
"You looked pretty uncomfortable, so it's the least I could do."
>She shakes her head.
>"I wasn't really uncomfortable, I've dealt with Griffons before."
>Her gaze drops lower.
>"I just..."
>Her ears fall.
>"I didn't want them to... t-to see me..."
>You watch a tear fall from her face, then she buries her head in her hooves and starts to sob.
>For a second you merely look on in a bit of confusion.
>She sniffles, then looks up at you, her eyes swimming with just as much, if not more, sadness than yesterday.
>"I-I'm sorry, Anon. I, I..."
>She tries to hop out of her seat, but falls onto the floor instead.
>That's when you dive out of yours and help her up.
>"-N-no, I've done enough!"
>She wiggles her way out of your grasp and onto the ground again.
>"I b-barely know you, and- I'm sorry I roped y-you into this."
>Her eyes move away from yours, tears falling beside her hooves and down her cheek.
>"I just, I couldn't, I..."
>When she turns to you, the amount of despair this mare is feeling just hits you like a goddamn semi.
>-And you know exactly what that feels like, so it's accurate.
>She spreads her wings and-
>-Oh fuck, not this again.
>Before she can take off, you move forward and scoop her into your arms.
>And instead of breaking your nose like last time, she just buries her head under your chin and crumbles in your arms.
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>>30123642
>And you've got no idea why.
>But by the way she's crying, there's definitely a lot more of her hiding under the surface.
>You try to comfort her, rub her back and mane, but you know the best course or action is to let her cry it out.
>Then you can go from there.
>Forced date or not, your very being would not allow you to just leave someone broken up like this.
>After a minute, she glances up at you, looking vastly different from how she did at the start of all this.
>Mane disheveled, nose running, and just a bit of mascara running down her cheeks.
>"I-I'm sorry..."
"For what? You don't need to be sorry for anything."
>She shakes her head.
>"F-for trying to force y-you on this. For... for being such an ugly m-mess."
>You pause for a moment, then shake your head.
"Don't worry about it. You've done nothing wrong."
>She stops and looks up at you.
>It looks like she's about to say something, then stops herself.
>She avoids your gaze and stares at the floor.
>"I'm s-sorry... I-I'll call a cab, then you'll never have to see me again."
>Her words ring in your ears, replaying over and over.
>Well, that's what you wanted to hear, isn't it?
>And so quickly, too.
>But it just doesn't sit well with you.
"No, you aren't. You're staying with me tonight, and I'm going to make sure you're as comfortable as possible."
>You freeze, surprised by your own words and how easily they came out.
>But it's the right thing to do.
>"B-but, I..."
"Don't worry about it, or anything."
>You use the handkerchief in your pocket to wipe away the mascara running down her face, then clean her nose with the other side.
"Besides, we've still got a meal to enjoy, don't we?"
>She stares at you silently, like you just helped her unlock the secrets of the universe.
>Then she softly smiles.
>You walk her on over to your chair and sit down, leaving her on your lap.
>So, when sober, she's super confident.
>Drunk, she's emotional and lewd.
>More drunk- well, this.
>You think you're noticing a pattern.
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>>30123648
YAAASSSS DADDY! More Bluebird green.
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>>30123134
Wait, what? Has she been stalking him? Not that I mind a quick jump to 'special somepony' status. Still feels quite out of the blue.
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>>30123669
No, it's over the course of two days. With a lot of info fed to her via Soarin since he became a client, hence her feeling uncomfortable and unsure with bringing it up. Behold, liquid courage.
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An inspired filly.
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>>30121672
>Rosenkreutz
OOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>30123134
>To be continued...? Most likely.
PLEASE BE CONTINUED
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I would bump wih a picture but I am pictureless. Post cute Spitfire
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>>30124399
Yes sir!
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>>30123684
Ah, ok. Now that makes sense to me. Even fits with my headcanon of Spits. She's all badass, confident keep'em in line but keeping that up 24/7 wears her out. Inside she's lonely as noone gets to really know her either because they're afraid of her or just see her as a trophy (which see can see those coming a mile away).

Then there's Soarin. Seeing Anon's not into Stallions but doesn't try to force something. Instead he's going to be a good friend. Recognizes the similar loneliness between Anon and Spits and plays matchmaker. Respect. He must have been setting this up (and talking Anon up) for sometime then. Anon just might end up with a Marefriend and Best Friend. Someone's going to have to explain why Anon's ministrations on Spits affected her so. He's obviously clueless about it at the moment. kek.

So, so far. Other than I missed Soarin's involvement; character setup and world building is good. Dialog flow is good. Heavy on the monologuing than spoken at first but has balanced out quite nicely. Scene painting is well done. I look forward to reading more.
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Bump with cute horse.
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I'm not even a Spitfirefag but jesus christ, 4 writefags making green in under a week of the thread existing
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>>30127849
shes a great horse
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>>30127849
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What movie is her favorite?
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>>30126124
Thanks senpai, it probably didn't help that i had to rewrite a portion of it hapfway through. But we'll just call that part 1.

I'll think on it and see what I'm going to do for part 2.
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>>30131277
Battle of Britain would be a good contender for her favorite movie, I'd think.
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>>30127849
Spitfire is now best pone.
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Is there any cuter Wonderbolt?
Spoiler: nope!
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>>30133077
you right
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>>30133077
its why she's the captain
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>>30123134
It's good stuff, please do continue sometime. Also, that's one of the most comfy pics I've seen in a while.
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Man, I really fucked this drawing up. There is not a single thing I like about it, but I figure I may as well post it before I scrap the hell out of it.

Being poor fucking sucks.
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>>30133597
It shows potential, man. You'll get there with practice.
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Sig writing some green
high caliber stuff for us
I tried for gun pun
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>>30133597
I've seen, and drawn much worse. Just keep practicing. Pencil and paper is hard to master. Ironically the complicated shit on a computer is easier for me. You'll get the hang of it eventually
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I dreamt of Spitfire tonight! I don't remember much, but i do remember pulling her in for a hug with my left arm.
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>>30134897
This is what happens when the joke goes a bit too far
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>>30134897
sounds cute
>tfw you've never had a pony dream
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What is she reading?
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>>30135856
A training Manuel?
>Flack and You: How to do Great Against the 88!
I mean, it would explain the slightly concerned soul she's got there.
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>>30135954
*scoul
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Bump!
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Slow day today
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>>30138127
It's a lazy Sunday.
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>Just went through CaptainHoers' askfirestarterspitfire tumblr
>mfw it was actually good
>mfw it was one of the biggest feels trips I've ever gone on
>mfw he finished it 2 years ago
>mfw I will probably never experience any big fandom projects like that because I have the shittiest luck
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>>30139224
He does an amazing job telling the story, both with text and art. I'm sure it's everyone's goal to get to that level, but holy fuck would it be hard.
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A qt
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Sorry I've been kinda dead, job has been eating me from the inside out recently. Getting home read green really relaxes my mind though, thanks Sig and Blu <3
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>>30133597
Naaah bro, what're you talking about? The shit I drew just a couple years ago in the Coco threads was much, much worse than what you're doing. Keep it coming! Hell, you might even be able to make up for my abscence bow that my job is raping me.
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>>30139224
Firestarter spitfire is genuinely one of the best tumblrpone things still in existence. It's a monument to that passed age, and you shouldn't look on it as a missed chance to be there but a gleaming window into what this fandom can produce.
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>It was quiet and still all throughout the thread.
>But this bump will make sure it does not end up dead.
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I'll start writing the second arc of my green tomorrow. Just got moved in today, so yeah. Good stuff.
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Early morning bump.
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>>30139235
>>30140315
Is he still making stuff on Tumblr? I know he's still making stuff on Youtube but I have no idea where to find any thing else of his, Tumblr's layout is retarded and I can never find anything
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>>30142416
I dunno mate. I barely follow a daily routine, let alone what other people do.
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>>30141502
Awesome. It'll be good to get some best horse green finally
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Discord link isn't working for me. Any chance you could fix that?
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Got a decal for my desktop's side panel!
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>>30143077
Nice! Is that vinyl, tyvek? Did you DIY or get it online somewher?
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>>30142859
Sorry about that. Here's the permanent link.

https://discord.gg/v8VaCjt
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lonely golden horse
under her strong sure facade
happiness she seeks

pg 8
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>>30141502
Sounds great!
also, p9 bump
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Got a new phone, and along with that comes a new wallpaper.

>>30143111
Got it on Etsy or eBay i think, i don't think the guy sells it anymore though.
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What do you think of the headcanon that Spitfire is from Sweden or knows Swedish? I myself love it but mostly because I'm a Swede myself.
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>>30145073
I would fucking die inside because i'm Danishhelvedes svenskere
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Do you think Spitfire will appear in a movie, albeit a background role? Do you think she'll have any words?
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Spitfire need some D with Double D
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>>30145148
She'll get her own spinoff about her growing up and becoming the captain. The movie will hint at that using a combination of morse code, overlaying images, and snarky remarks from the cast and crew.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp0u7vHLqTs
Mandatory
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>>30145073
I love it mostly on account of Gatorbait's writing. He manages to give just enough hints and touches to really add something without it taking over the story.
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>>30145650
There's a story about Spitfire being Swedish?
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>>30145686
It's not explicitly stated to be Swedish, but he writes her as occasionally using Swedish phrases when emotional and having an accent even when not.
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>ywn play Wipeout with Spitfire
>ywn thrash her the first few times because of your natural advantages
>ywn get over confident and let her get good at the game
>ywn fight her constantly for the highest score
>ywn be her gaming buddy and outlet for all the stress of her work
why live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJP4X3VjDIA
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>>30146525
>why live?
The eternal wait for more good Spitfire porn
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god i love this mare so
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>Tfw the good old days of Vadkram, Slav, and blue
What ever happened to Vadkram and Slav?
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>>30147595
what?
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>>30147711
Nothing Mr doubles
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>>30123134
>These past two days have been the best times of my life.
>Truly, nothing I had ever done or likely will do could ever compare.
>And to think, just last week I had been entertaining the idea of just leaving.
>Heading out and never looking back, just to see what all this world had to offer.
>I'm glad I didn't, otherwise, I probably never would have met her.
>Spitfire.
>She had been so closed off at first, angry even.
>But now, we had managed to form an extremely close friendship in a very short amount of time.
>I still wasn't sure what to make of her proposition.
>It certainly was a very big leap forward.
>And so I set myself to thinking everything through.
>I had woken up just after sunrise, but Spitfire was still asleep.
>Sprawled across my chest leaving me pinned for fear of waking up the sleeping pegasus.
>I didn't mind it though, it was the most comfortable I'd been in years.
>She looked so cute laying there.
>Completely oblivious to my watching her.
>Every so often, I would see her ear s or one of her legs twitch.
>What could she be dreaming about I wonder?
>Whatever it was, It must be good because she had actually started to drool a bit.
>Really heavy sleeper.
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>>30147787
>If I did take her up on her offer, I could be waking up to a similar scene nearly every day.
>That made it really tempting.
>Who wouldn't want to start their day with something cute every time?
>There were plenty of pros to the situation.
>Like the fact she was a damn good cook.
>But we already had that deal set in stone last night.
>But there were some cons.
>She was a pony.
>And that meant no possible kids in the future.
>Although I'm sure adoption was an option, the idea didn't appeal to me.
>But if that was the only negative aspect, I wouldn't care.
>There was also the touring season where she would be gone for long periods of time.
>I couldn't live in Cloudsdale.
>I would go broke just paying off unicorns to cast that cloud walking thing on me.
>Which reminded me...
>Had it already worn off?
>I certainly hoped it hadn't.
>I very much doubted Spitfire would be able to catch me if I went plummeting to my death.
>Was I stuck living on this couch the rest of my life?
>That would be a bit of a bummer.
>I didn't want to get fat and not be able to leave the apartment.
>That would be awful.
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>>30147803
>I was so lost in thought I didn't notice Spitfire waking up.
>Up until she poked my nose with her hoof at least.
>When I finally came back down to reality I saw Spitfire looking at me quietly with a content smile on her face.
>She even woke up looking amazing.
>Even if her mane was a mess.
>That just added to the cute factor.
>"Good morning, Anon. How'd you sleep?"
>She didn't even have morning breath?
>What kind of witchcraft was this?
"Good morning to you too. I slept really well actually."
>She smiled and nuzzled my neck.
>"Good, because you're an amazing mattress."
>Another pro, she was very affectionate in the morning.
>"So what are we gonna do today?"
>I hadn't really thought about that.
>I had been too busy thinking about everything else.
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
>She didn't reply at first.
>She must have been thinking of something.
>"I don't suppose I could just stay here all day sleeping on you, now can I?"
>As nice as that sounded, I had to lament.
>I would prefer to have an actual bed if that was the plan.
>But I didn't say it.
"How about we go get breakfast first and then decide?"
>She nodded, clearly approving of the idea.
>Now to find a good place that served breakfast around here...
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>>30147888
Hopefully ol'boy don't fall through the damn floor when he gets up. Wouldnt be pretty.
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>5 or 6 different ponies constantly change between being my favorite
>they rotate almost day to day, this happens for a few months
>Spitfire becomes my favorite once, and she stays my favorite
>she's almost my waifu at this point
feelsgoodman
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>>30144698
Of course! New phone MUST be christened with new Spitfire wallpaper.

>decal source
Aww, that's too bad. My car's paint is almost an exact match to Applejack's coat color. I found someone online a couple of years ago who was using 3M Tyvek but they never responded to my inquiries.
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>>30146525
>cert on the wall.
kek
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>>30147595
yeh, that vadkram's a lazy bastard.
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Installed an old hard drive in my computer and found a bunch of my old Spitfire pics. So happy right meow.
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>>30147888
>she sits up and hops off
>"oooh, i actually know this awesome place that we can-"
"-ohSHI-"
>*FWOOF*
>"-go... to? anon?"
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>>30147888
That's some nice comfy Sig. Thanks!

>>30148211
Yay! Pics!
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>>30148212
kek. A very possible scenario. Let's hope a sky chariot or air ship is close by.
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>>30123648
>You reach over and grab her plate, then nudge a glass of water closer.
>She takes it down in one swig and sighs.
>Stabbing some of her salad with a fork, you slowly bring it up to her muzzle.
"Just try not to molest my silverware, yeah?"
>You get a bashful frown in return, and she gently plucks the lettuce from your fork.
>Silence quickly looms over you both, but it's not as intense as it was earlier.
>The more you feed her, the calmer she seems to be.
>You kind of find it amusing that the big bad Captain is okay with being fed like this.
>The strong, independent black woman type, and she's clearly enjoying the hell out of this.
>Though now, you obviously see that there's more to her than that.
>More that's a bit worrisome to see, and would probably need counseling, but more nonetheless.
>Time quickly passes, and the next thing you know, the salad is done.
>You realize that when you lightly scrape the plate with the fork.
>The sound just claws at your ears, doing well to make sure your train of thought crashes and burns.
>Spitfire winces by your side, almost slapping you with her ears.
>Then she yawns, making you instinctively yawn as well. and even me
"Tired?"
>Instead some snarky comment you'd expect out of her and Dash, she gently nods.
>In fact, you've been basing her whole personality on Dash.
>Confidence and elitism really do go hand in hand here.
>Just like that one Pegasus mare, back in the dating scene.
>One second she's just a cute pony who knows how to handle herself, and the second, she's screaming at a couple because they're "crossbreeding filth".
>You mean, you guess an Earth pony and a Unicorn could be considered some kind of non-purist thing, but Christ.
>Not to mention that you're an alien monkey man, which you did.
>...Man, that pony was crazy.
>Definitely cute, though.
>Guess you just have a knack for attracting the crazy ones.

really lacking on the green everywhere, but that'll change soon
hopefully
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Pega shower!
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>>30148865
Thas a kyoot
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>>30148209
Aw shit. We've summoned him!
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truth bump
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>>30148209
>when you summon a writefag
good to see you man, I don't suppose we could interest you in some cute fire horse?
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>>30149605
Nooo Spits, don't call yourself that! My waifu a perfect.
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>>30149605
but Spitfire, you're my waifu
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This thread is always so slow.
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>>30151213
Well, what else is there to do? We've got 2 writefags (thanks sig), and a few people tried art. What else are you hoping to see, more discussion or green? And if so what about?
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>>30151231
I dunno, man. Just more people I guess, doing their thing like the Sunset Shiggydiggy thread.
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>>30149182
>>30150033
Thank Bluebirdd for getting me here again. But yeah ill draw a few things at some point. I'd say i improved a little bit since back then.
>summon a writefag
im more of a drawfag but i guess i am both. but i prefer drawing. Doesnt take as long.

any non lewd draw requests?
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>>30151520
Spitfire being topcute. Do it.
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>>30147888
>Spitfire hopped off and trotted away down the hall.
>Probably had to pee or something.
>I sat up on the couch and prepared for the worst.
>I'd really hate to fall through the floor and die without having my shoes on.
>Something about that just didn't feel right.
>I slowly summoned the courage to put my foot down.
>And it felt solid.
>At least as solid as clouds get to be in this situation.
>I brought my other foot down and gingerly applied more and more weight until I was standing up.
>"You okay there, Anon?"
>Maybe she didn't have to pee...
>And she just saw me getting up like a total weirdo.
>Great.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't going to fall through these clouds and die."
>She rolled her eyes and trotted to the door.
>"Well, let's go find something to eat. Hurry up and put those goofy things on."
>She was referring to my shoes.
>Well I'm sorry, but I don't have hooves missy.
>Or wings.
>I finally got them on and we headed out the door.
>Spitfire elected to fly next to me as we meandered.
>She told me small things about the neighborhood as we passed.
>From the occupants to some of the history.
>Like how 'that old stallion is an oddball' to how 'Fleetfoot almost bought a hooker on this corner' and so on.
>It was really rather interesting.
>To think something so insignificant could stay imprinted in her memory so well.
>It wasn't long before I could smell something cooking.
>We had reached the commercial district in a very short span of time and it caught me off guard just how many pegasi were meandering about.
>Flying, on hoof, it didn't matter.
>It felt like Times Square.
"Wow. Sure is busy isn't it?"
>"You kidding me? This is a slow day, you should see this place on Hearths Warming Eve, or really any holiday. You hardly have room to sneeze."
>I definitely didn't like the sound of that.
>I can understand having a lot of people in one area.
>But it can be a bit much.
>I wondered if they had traffic issues too like we did back home.
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>>30151913
>Spitfire placed her hooves on my shoulders and began guiding me through the throng.
>"Over here, I know a good place.
>She had taken me to a somewhat quiter section of the commercial district.
>One that was mostly lined with restaurants and bars from the looks of it.
>I had a feeling it got to be a lot more busy in the evenings.
>We finally came to a stop at a place that called itself 'Two Square Eggs'.
>I don't know why the called it that, but I couldn't judge.
>For all I knew I was just uncultured swine here.
>We walked in and were instantly greeted by a demure almost librarian-esque mare wit an egg on her flank.
>"Welcome to 'Two Square Eggs', come with me and I'll get you seated."
>We followed the mare as she skipped along to a table in the middle of he establishment.
>We took our seats and the mare began laying out our menus.
>"My name's Overeasy, and I'll be your server today. Can I get you anything to drink?"
>I took a look at the menu, everything seemed exclusively breakfast oriented.
>Spitfire was the first to order.
>"I'll just take a glass of orange juice, please."
>Then the mare looked to me, almost giddy.
"Same."
>Overeasy nodded then flitted off to the backroom to fetch the drinks.
"'Two Square Eggs' huh? That's an odd name."
>Spitfire giggled and pointed to the cover of the menu.
>"It's owned by Overeasy and Scrambled Egg, they're twins."
>Well, that certainly explained part of it, but why 'square'?
>Then it clicked, they're probably both straight edge and nerdy...
>Squares as it were.
"Huh...Well, points for creativity and self-deprecating humor I guess."
>I flipped through the menu, and of course, everything was egg based. Omelettes out the ass, poached eggs, fried eggs, sunny side up, anything you could think of. Even some new terms that didn't make much sense to me.
>This was certainly a hard choice to make.
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>>30151008
That cig brings up a question though. Not to be a moral fag, but wouldn't the smoker's lung and cough be pretty bad for a world class athlete? Hacking up half a lung mid flight seems like it would get you kicked off the team.
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>>30152283
In the army, our best runners were smokers. It's kinda weird.
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>>30151520
Spitfire in clothing?
maybe one of Anon's oversized shirts, a hoodie or maybe a bomber jacket?
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>>30152296
Really? Huh, that's unexpected.

Nice update. Good pacing and scene/world building. Love "Two Square Eggs"; love little family restaurants like that. Usually damn good food.

>>30151520
Pleased to meet you. I myself followed Blu here as well. How about a pic of the latest scene from Sig's green. >>30151997 Spits and Anon sitting at a breakfast cafe skimming the menu or already eating and chatting away. All i can offer in return is friendship and a badly written haiku.

drawfriend has appeared
has been here before you see
new pics for new greens?
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>>30151913
>wearing shoes indoors
do people actually do this? why? what is wrong with you?
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>>30152457
Predicting it now: they break up over the evils of indoor shoes, story ends a tragedy.
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Gold coat firey mane
Amber eyes stare into you
Melt in her embrace

last post for now. need to start a long drive
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>>30151520
Spitfire sleeping in a sunbeam.
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>>30151520
POV of Spitfire hugging the viewer
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>>30152283
Those problems develop overtime and only if you're a hard smoker. Maybe if she keeps the habit until she's old and retired, but casual (few cigs a day) smoking won't fuck you up like that.
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>>30151520
Holyshit you're alive!

This is probably my favourite pic that you made.
>pic related

btw, some anons from /spg/ still miss you!
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>>30153822
kek'd
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>>30153847
Here's some more he made from the old spitfire thread writefags playing insurgency together.
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>>30153977
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>>30153984
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>>30153991
hue
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>>30153977
That was based off real events.

Tomorrow before work Ill try to make some shit. I've been binging R6 Siege and Touhou.
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>>30154002
I wonder if slav is still around.

>Tomorrow before work Ill try to make some shit. I've been binging R6 Siege and Touhou.
Sweet.
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>>30154020
Depends on who's asking
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>>30154042
Just a guy who saw the birth and death of the previous generation of spitfire threads and who followed it religiously.

I'm a nobody really.
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>>30154068
We shan't let this one perish.
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>>30154068
Eh im around. I don't write/draw anymore and mainly just browse /pol/. This is my first visit to /mlp/ since last September.
>>30154002
Still got the FAL room pic?
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>>30154087
I never deleted anything. I've got it all
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>>30154087
>This is my first visit to /mlp/ since last September.
Excellent timing lol.

>I don't write/draw anymore
How come? I miss your stuff.
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>>30154098
As good as it always was, what've you guys been up to lately?
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>>30154114
I've taken up hobbies and havent really had time to do much. With school, weight lifting, My girlfriend, and competitive shooting all mashed together, it's hard to do a lot. I'd like to get back into it though.
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>>30154115
did a year of community college last fall. Still unsure of what to do with myself job wise. still a mcdonalds wageslave.
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>>30154136
Youll find your way one day Pag.
I still have that plusie you sent me!
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>>30154181
you goddamn better.
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>>30154208
You and blu still talk?
I think I saw you playing RS2 the other day
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>>30154225
Blu's become my best friend. And i totally was playing the RS2 beta. I never thought Id be recognized ingame.
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>>30154242
It was more of waiting for the Heli to land and shift tabbing. And I figured you guys were still talking given that firehorse threads are up.
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>>30154270
i dont think either of us started these new threads. I just know he was really excited for more firehorse.
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>>30154290
Ah, I see. Is your steam name still the same?
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>>30154324
yeh buddy. send a request if you'd like.
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>>30154338
Mind unblocking me
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>>30154069
Be careful. Always member those wise words:
>"For over a thousand years good threads returning from death enjoyed the honor of triumph, a tumultuous parade. In the procession came writefags, drawfags, and new memes from conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured (you)'s. The OP rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed shitposters walking in chains before him. Sometimes his fellow oldfags robed in white stood with him in the chariot or rode the trace horses. Yet in the midst of all this, a slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden (you) and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting."
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>>30154225
>Tfw no poner qt to clear tunnels with
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Can someone point me to some fics/pastes focusing on spits and the wonderbolts?
Preferably finished works
Thinking of writing something and want some references
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>>30154815
oh my
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>>30154878
http://pastebin.com/8rqZLf6U
http://pastebin.com/dNWxvd34
http://pastebin.com/Bput87uQ
http://pastebin.com/2VahgKNs
Only ones I could recover
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>>30151997
>I was stuck.
>The waitress was coming and I couldn't make up my mind.
>Would I go for the Omelette with a fuckton of cheese or scrambled eggs, with cheese.
>Truly no man had ever been so distraught as I.
>And Spitfire?
>Well, she had already set her menu down and was watching me suffer.
>"Can't make up your mind?"
>Of course I couldn't.
>"You can order two you know."
>No, I couldn't do that.
>It was one or the other, no questions, no compromise.
>The waitress arrived with our drinks and cast Spitfire a glance as I tried to decide.
>"What'll it be hun?"
>Spitfire wasted no time in giving her order.
>The it was all eyes on me.
>I couldn't take it anymore.
"Well shit, what do you think. Omelette or scrambled eggs with cheese?"
>The waitress giggled.
>Thanks, that realy helps.
>"Honestly, I'd say the Omelette, you get the cheese, plus some extra stuff, so really it's a no brainer."
>Of course!
>How could I be so blind?
>Omelettes always had things like onions, jalapenos, ham (back home) and whatever else the cook decided.
>Just fuck me up, senpai.
"Yeah, that sounds good. Tell the cook to get creative, I like surprises."
>"You got it, anything else you two lovebirds need just give me a holler."
>And with that, she was trotting back to the kitchen to give our orders.
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>>30155417
>lovebirds
OOOHOOO
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>>30155111
checked. guess i'll have to ask the fimfic thread
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>>30155417
>>30155494
Yeah, I don't think the word hit him yet. kek
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>>30155417
>I grabbed my glass and took a drink.
>Then I remembered that waitress said something.
>Something cheeky.
>What did she just say?
>There's no way I heard that right.
>Did she just call us lovebirds?
>I looked at Spitfire over the rim of my glass and saw her furiously blushing.
>She did!
>Ufortunately, glaring at the kitchen door does not result in pyrokinesis.
>That brazen bitch, how dare she assume my increasing affections for this yellow winged pegasus?
>Was it really that obvious?
>I looked back to Spitfire who was intensely studying her hoof, face still flushed.
>Did I want to chance correcting the waitress though?
>She wasn't 100% wrong after all.
>This was kind of a date.
>And if I did, what would Spitfire think?
>I still know her end goal with this, and I can't think of a good reason not to.
>So maybe that waitress was more than not 100% wrong.
>Perhaps she was just telling me what I had so blatantly ignored.
>We were practically a couple after all.
>I've slept at Spitfires place, and she on me.
>Isn't that what couples do?
>Sleep together and spend time with one another?
>I'm pretty sure it is.
>Oh, look at that, here she comes with our food.
>This was still going to be awkward.
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>>30156234
>Such a smug waitress.
>I could see her smirk from halfway across the room as she brought our plates out and set them in fron of us.
>Should I say something?
>I'm going to say something.
"Hey uh... You..."
>Just say it!
"You got any hot sauce?"
>Shit, that wasn't it you bitch.
>"Sure thing, do you have a preference?"
>I looked to Spitfire, then back to the waitress.
>I didn't think they actually had that stuff here.
>Who knew?
"Uh... Hot?"
>The waitress didn't find that very funny.
"Just, surprise me I guess."
>The waitress glanced to Spitfire and instantly another smirk came to her.
>"Yeah, I can see you like things spicy. I'll be right back."
>Once again, she was trotting away with a spring in her step.
>And I was left confused and wondering if that was an innuendo.
>Or just an observation.
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>>30156419
>Spitfire was blushing furiously now.
>It almost made me worry that every ounce of blood was rushing straight to her face and depriving the rest of her body.
>She must have been mortified.
>Me?
>I was just absolutely confused.
"You alright?"
>Spitfire looked at me wide eyed.
>"Am I alright? Did you hear what she said?!"
>As a matter of fact I did.
>"This is so embarassing."
>Was it really?
>I just thought it was really awkward.
>The waitress was coming back out now with a bottle of hot sauce.
>She made it to our table and set the bottle down.
>"Do you need anything else?"
>Spitfire was looking away.
>She must have really been caught out of left field with that one.
>Then an idea came to me and I motined the waitress to come over.
>I leaned in and whispered in her ear to do something for me.
>She simply nodded with a smile and trotted away leaving us alone.
"Hey, don't worry about it. She was just having fun."
>"I know, but it's just too early in the morning for that kind of fun, Anon."
>Was it really too early to joke with people?
>I guess for her it was.
"Well, are you going to eat?"
>The audible grumbling of Spitfire's stomach told me all I needed to know as I began to coat my eggs in hot sauce.
>We began eating in silence, only really stopping to comment on the food.
>It really was good, even without the sauce.
>Spitfire had managed to finish her plate rather quickly and I was still finishing mine when Overeasy came back out with the check and a small box.
>"Well, you two certainly put all of that away pretty fast."
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>>30156459
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>>30156459
I'll never get tired of these scenes. Keep up the good work mate, I need more blushing qt firehorse!
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Page 8 bump
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As promised, I started drawing. Hope you'll see if I've improved.

What I'm listening to while drawing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Xo2xy12Dc
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>>30158804
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Gonna see if I can come up with an idea for some green by next week (I was already writefagging for another thread but that seems to have died so I'll keep my writing muscles active here cause Spitfire a best)
I sadly can't promise anything because I'm pretty new to writefagging in general but do you guys maybe have any prompt ideas yourself?
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>>30159121
Spitfire dealing with a wing or leg injury, keeping her from traning
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>>30159121
Anon being a cuckold while soarin fucks spitfire
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>>30159148
This, but maybe anon is hired to keep her company or something
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Heres what I have so far. Got work to go to, will continue when i can
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>>30159148
>>30159121
What he said.

>>30158804
>>30159361
Thas a cute. You do fantastic work drawfriend
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bramp
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>>30159333
2nding this
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>>30160882
>>30159148
>>30159333
>Anon gets a job at the hospital
>Is tasked with Keeping an eye on her and making sure shes alright
>???
Theres ya prompt boi
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Ooga booga where the green at
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>>30159361
Shaping up pretty nicely. Thanks.

>>30161044
Agreed. This sounds good. Maybe he's a physical therapist or similar?
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>>30161318
inb4 massaging Spitfire
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why is she so perfect?
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>>30161369
>why is she so perfect?
She's Spitfire. That's the only explanation you need
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>>30161362
Oh, right. Duh! I swear I'm not usually this dumb. kek.
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>>30161044
or the other way around
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I really love her voice.
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>>30161868
If you love her voice in English, just listen to her Swedish counterpart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meWkCdBO0gA
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Ay yo, Bluebird. You gonna join the Discord server?

Captcha: The Acorns Metlife
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>>30120922
seeing this thread again made me cum from my anus
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I wish I could make this qt mare happy
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>>30163438
Sure looks like a dude there
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Any love in this thread for green without Anon?
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>>30163471
Any firehorse is good firehorse.
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>>30163440
Considering the guy who made it is some LGBT phsyco who role plays as a female of another species your lucky that that isn't a dude
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>>30163471
I'm just here for the fire horse
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>>30163471
Only requirement as far as I can tell is that the green is about the lovely Spitfire. I personally like Slice of Life, romance (with or without clop) and adventure. Give me a good poke in the feels and I'm happy. I look forward to what you present.
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>>30162010
damn
swedish sure is a fugly language
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Shading's coming along.
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>>30165264
>He took my idea
Thank you, and it's looking good!
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>>30165264
looking good
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So, what makes spitfire stand out to you guys? What sets her apart from being just another background pony? Not trying to start something, just genuinely curious for what makes you guys like her so much.
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>>30165973
I think she has so much potential behind her character. Why did she want to become a Wonderbolt? why did she want to be captain, did she even want to be in the first place or was it a duty put on her shoulder unexpectedly by her captain? What does she think of Rainbow Dash? does she feel threatened, does she think Rainbow has what it takes to possibly take her place? What are her insecurities? is she scared of not being the captain anymore, does she worry that the wonderbolts' popularity will plummet and will have to disband?
We've seen so little of her but it's clear she cares about the Wonderbolts and I feel like that could come with so many interesting ideas behind it if handled carefully plus she's easily the cutest mare
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>>30165973
Her mane. Ner name. Her eyes. Her butt tattoo. Her Swedish voice. Occasionally her English voice. What >>30166036 said. Everything about this theoretically Cinnamon Scented firehorse.
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If this thread dies, I'll be upset with all of you... And then I'll make a new one.
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>>30165973

Yeah, >>30166036 has it spot on. Cute design helped, but really what caught me was the sheer potential for untold stories here. She obviously rose to the captain's position somehow; what was that like? Was it a fierce struggle she is justifiably proud of, or a position she was handed unexpectedly? What about feelings of responsibility and caring for the other Wonderbolts? Racers only get a handful of years at their peak, yet Spitfire was a well-known captain when the series began; how is her ticking clock weighing on her? For that matter, what is her life outside of being a racer like?

I often feel like I have a soft spot for characters in the show that are in positions of authority in general, just because there's so much story fodder there.
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>>30162010
Mares sound good in swedish, stallions not so much. Got it.
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>tfw no stoner buddy spitfire
Why live?
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>>30167265
thumbnails.kek
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>>30167265
>stoner
You really think spitfire seem like a stoner? Pretty plebian, senpai.
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I can't seem to find many Spitfire and anon/human stories on pastebin or fimfiction, not including the current greens that are being written in this thread. Any well versed Spitfirefags want to help a brother out?
fetish greens on pastebin don't count
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>>30167265
She strikes me as more of an alcoholic.
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>>30167779
What's she drink?
Is fireball too easy and cliche?
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>>30167557
There's no wrong way to fantasize, faggot.
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>>30167810
Kys
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>>30167810
What if you fantasise about Spitfire beating you viciously in a drunken rage when she comes home late one night?
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>>30167843
Jokes on her, that IS my fetish
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>>30167847
Good taste
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Back from work, decided to do something quick. By quick I mean like an hour. I gave up a night of late night vidya for you guys. Hope you like more staring material
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>>30168323
Lurking for this.

Also mate, join the discord? https://discord.gg/v8VaCjt
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>>30168696
Thats all i was doin tonight. No need to stay up for more. And at some point maybe ill come in the discord.
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>>30155111
Oh hey, I remember that second one.
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Spitfire selfcest in my fetish
even better if it's 2 spitfires plus me
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>>30167779
>ywn get plastered with Spitfire to help you both relax from a bitch of a week of work
>ywn drink her under the table with your superior human alcohol tolerance
>ywn drink her out under the table
>ywn get into a bar brawl with Spitfire having your back
>ywn make an ass of yourself with Spitfire, singing corny songs terribly as you stumble through the streets
>ywn yell at your prick neighbours who yell at you to keep it down because apparently no fun is allowed
>ywn nurse each others wounds at your house
>ywn pass out on your couch with her on top of you
why even live?
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>>30167841
You first, m'lady.
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>>30169731
ain't it sad?
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>>30169731
>getting into a drunken bar fight hurting Spitfire in the process just for the sake of comfy feels at home
Cmon. You don't actually want that.
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>>30170483
Someone post that 'I Iove this chraracter, I want to see this character broken, bloody, and bruised' meme comic please
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>>30170483
>>30170571
>implying I would ever hurt best horse
it's not that I want to but if some prick is starting a fight then I doubt Spitfire's the kind of pony to just hang back and watch
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>>30120922
>Post Pics of firehorse
I gotcha senpai
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>>30170571
>>30171046
This one
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Page nine save.
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>>30168323
Aww, that's cute. Thanks Vadkram.

>>30168834
I read them all that day and Pilot Anon is the one that sticks out in my mind still. I would love to see that continued.
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>>30172653
Shiet, may get back to doing that.
No promises.
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>>30173061
Why is it that the tail censoring is just as hot as actual panties?
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>>30173787
See, that's one of my headcanons for her. She's spent most of her life being the best, being the pinnacle of what a Wonderbolt should be. But at the expense of fostering friendships; platonic or otherwise. It has sunk in and for the first time in her life she doesn't know what to do.
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>>30174066
No sweat friendo. If you do get back to it I know I'd appreciate it.
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>reCAPTCHA
god damn it 4chan get your shit together
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Hey, we're alive again. Neat
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>>30175950
Good to hear. I only just met you fellow Spitfire fans.
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>>30174371
probably because it's easier to see through a tail than through panties
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>>30177294
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>>30177294
>"DO YOU SUCK DICKS? I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!"
And thus ended spitfire's short stint as a substitute teacher.
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>>30177294
Wow, this gave me an idea for a writing prompt.

>the newest batch of recruits in the Wonderbolts Academy is by far the worst Spitfire's ever seen
>even she needs help keeping them straight
>she enlists the help of anon for whatever reason
>he unleashes Hartman-tier insults and rants
>that kind of derogatory and humiliating insulting had never been used by a pony before and the recruits are scared shitless
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>>30178166
someone needs to get on this
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You sing the last duet/song you listened to with Spitfire, how fucked are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv0hlbWpa1w
My singing voice is shit so I could get this done decently I think
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>>30178675
im not sure, really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9B_kW90qfM
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>>30139224
>whats this?
>might as well binge read it if it is done
*Birdhouse In Your Soul*
>New favorite song
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>>30179803
>ywn be called "my little bridhouse" by your pegasus waifu
life really is just non-stop suffering isn't it?
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Don't die yet thread
>>30178166
>>30178518
I think I'm going to try something with this. Wish me luck, I guess.
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>>30180536
Do it! I would have considered writing myself but my writing skills are rusty and I haven't written green before, althought I'd like to give it a try sometime
Also, I meant to put
>even Spitfire is shocked at anon's harshness
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Well Hartman, I tried.

>>30180536

>“You really don’t have to do this, Anon.”
“We’re fifty feet from the barracks, Spits. It’s too late now.”
>The little orange horse gave me a glare, but kept pace as we marched forward.
>She still looked a bit hungover from yesterday. We had been drinking buddies for a couple months now, and I had never seen anything like last evening.
>Spitfire had drank, and drank, and drank some more. Evidently, the new crop of recruits were driving her up the wall.
>She was normally a stoic mare, but eight drinks down poor soul slurred out something about ‘Willin ta date anyponee who canlenb me a helpin hoov.’
>it was tragic, seeing the great Spitfire reduced to this drunken, rambling mess.
>Clearly, she needed some backup. I was going to deliver, as any friend would.
>Pluss, maybe I could score a date.
>Just as we reached the door to the barracks, Spitfire flew up in front of me and began to speak.
>”Look, I really appreciate your willingness to help, but-”
“Spitfire.”
>I stopped, and looked her straight in the eyes.
“You need help. The new blood going to get you killed at this rate.”
>Firehorse frowned, but said nothing.
“Look, I’ve seen the whole sergeant schtick on TV, how hard could it be?”
>Spitfire’s frown deepened.
“I may not be a drill instructor, but I’m a human. Being a hardass runs in my blood. One way or another, I’m going in there and giving ‘em a piece of my mind.”
>”Anon, you’re an idiot. But thanks.”
>I reached for the doorknob, and spitfire bit her lip.
>It looked adorable. Nobody could get away with tormenting this cute horse, not on my watch.
“Look, Spits, they probably won’t be too much for me to handle.”
>A half smile crossed her face.
“And if I die, remember me fondly.”
>The smile evaporated instantly, replaced with an expression of pure horror.
>Y-you’re not actually going to-
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>>30181013
>I grumbled something about growing a sense of humor, and opened the door. A downcast Spitfire followed.
>The place was a mess, sheets and dirty uniforms thrown around. Two dozen recruits leered over at us, and everyone began shuffling to their spots.
>Huh. They seemed fit enough, but morale was low. Clearly, these ponies needed a good leader to guide and motivate them.
“LISTEN UP, YOU INSUFFERABLE, SUB-PONY, CELESTIA-FORSAKEN SONS OF BITCHES!”
>Well, maybe it was tough love, but it was for their own good.
>I looked around and noticed a whole lot of wide eyes staring in my direction.
>Even Spitfire was giving me an uncertain glance. But it was too late to go back now.
>I began to start pacing around, and did my best to look menacing.
>I HEAR YOU WORTHLESS SHITPILES HAVE BEEN GIVING YOUR INSTRUCTOR A HARD TIME. WELL, TODAY-
>to my right, I heard a pony cough and began to mutter something.
>And that’s when it hit. A recruit had spoken without being prompted. A holy contract had been violated.
>I had never been military, but pop had. The blood of Anon Sr. cried out at such an unforgivable offence. I began seeing red.
>Man_of_wealth_and_taste.wav
>My head slowly rotated 90 degrees towards the noise.
“Who said that?”
>An unnatural silence filled the room.
“WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?”
>Everyone froze.
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>>30181303
>Well, nobody was confessing. Um.
>Probably a good idea to just grab someone at random.
>I pivoted around and looked at a scrawny looking mare. Ehh, good enough. Start walking over.
“I’ll BET IT WAS YOU, YOU SLIMY LITTLE FUCK! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU’VE GOTTEN INTO HERE?”
>”Sir, I-”
“SO HELP ME GOD I WILL HAND YOU OVER TO CHARLIE, LET THOSE FUCKING CANNIBALS EAT YOU ALIVE!”
>Wow, poor girl looked almost ready to cry. But she had to know it was all just an act, right?
“AND THEN I WILL COME BACK AND GRAB YOUR LOUSY SKIN SO THAT I CAN MAKE A PAIR OF FUCKING SLIPPERS!”
>Half the recruits were staring at me openmouthed. I could hear sobbing from a back corner of the room.
>I may have gone too far in a few places, but it was all in their best interest. Surely everyone understood, right?
>”S-sir, I spoke. Not her.”
>Well ,some wiry stallion finally decided to fess up.
>I was probably supposed to make an example of him or something, right?
>It was only a few short strides, and I had grabbed the pony by the scruff of his neck, and was holding him eye level, a few feet off the ground.
“WHY YOU MANGEY FUCK! I WOULD THREATEN TO RIP OUT YOUR GUTS, BUT YOU DON’T HAVE ANY! YOU GUTLESS, LOUSY-”
>Suddenly, I noticed that Spitfire was blushing. Guess I had gone a bit overboard. Best to wrap up this tirade of insults.
“NOW ALL OF YOU LOUSY FREAKS, YOU WILL NEVER TROUBLE YOUR GLORIOUS LEADER SPITFIRE AGAIN! AND IF ANY OF YOU COCK-GOBBLING PUKES TRY AND CROSS HER, I WILL PERSONALLY COME BACK AND FORCE FEED YOU YOUR OWN GOD-GIVEN COLT!”
>The room was as silent as the dead. All eyes stared at me.
>But why...
>Oh, damn. There’s no way ponies would know human firearms names. They probably thought I was an idiot or something.
>Of course they didn’t know about the colt 1911, they probably thought I-
>Oh
>With a sinking feeling in my gut, I realized that I had threatened to force-feed a bunch of ponies their own children.
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>>30181309
”So, pretty impressive, right?”
>Spitfire swished around her drink before looking over at me.
>”Erm, you did great. The little punks are behaving beautifully now.”
>I hailed the bartender, and looked over as Spits continued.
>”Now normally, that kinda yelling would get me a write up for ‘improper conduct’, but all the recruits are too scared to rat me out.”
“All’s well that ends well.”
>”But, Anon… you would never actually do any of that stuff, right? The whole killing a recruit thing?”
>I looked over and gave a big smile.
“Only for you, Spits. Only for you.”

Sorry it kinda wasn’t real great, if anyone else wants to give a shot at the prompt, I’d love to see it!
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>>30181349
It was pretty good actually, good work writebro
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>>30181422
Wish I could have put in more yelling though.

>"WELL, SHITSTAIN, I'D THREATEN TO RIP YOUR BALLS OF BUT CLEARLY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!"
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>>30181536
*OFF, not OF

wish we had an edit or remove post button
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well it still was kinda more edgy than berating, but i can see this so well
oh the poor scarred pones

speaking of, does anyone have that green about the anon selling his comfort or something like that? or he was like a prostitute or some shit by pony standards
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wonderboop
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>>30181309
>“SO HELP ME GOD I WILL HAND YOU OVER TO CHARLIE, LET THOSE FUCKING CANNIBALS EAT YOU ALIVE!”
>>Wow, poor girl looked almost ready to cry. But she had to know it was all just an act, right?
>“AND THEN I WILL COME BACK AND GRAB YOUR LOUSY SKIN SO THAT I CAN MAKE A PAIR OF FUCKING SLIPPERS!”
my sides
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>>30181548
there literally is a remove post button
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>>30181548
You can delete posts you goddamn newfriend
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>>30181548
>wish we had an edit or remove post button
>remove post button
>remove
Anon, your new is showing
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>>30182659
Welp, lurking can't solve stupid, or bring back browser cookies. Just fuck me up, senpai; I tried.

Is Blue still posting, or did he stop with his green?
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>>30181349
That was really good, maybe I'll give the prompt a shot eventually because I'd love to see a longer version. Also, did you pastebin it?
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>>30184122
It's saved. Is there supposed to be a list of previous spitfire greens? Can't find anything in the OP.
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>>30183783
Fairly certain Blu is ded, or at least in a coma. I haven't seen him around for a bit
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>>30184819
the last post of his I saw was in the Guard Mare general so he isn't dead, not sure whether or not he's given up on the Spitfire green yet
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what do you think she's like behind closed doors? does she have any hobbies?
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>>30187601
She takes advantage of desperate recruits sexually
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>>30187601
She seems like an outdoorsy type. As for hobbies, who knows? Drinking?
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>>30187601
I've always imagined she's very soft behind the mask of acting as the tough leader. If she's ever a bitch, it's because she's obviously always stressed from the various problems that running the wonderbolts bring.
As for hobbies, who knows. I imagine she goes to bars on tour stops and plays whatever sports pegasi like in her free time.
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>>30187601
I'd imagine she's very guarded. Wants to avoid the celebrity seeker types. She's probably easy going once she trusts you. Hobbies? Probably a history buff and with a love of board games. Particularly strategy games.

pg10
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>>30151913
> 'Fleetfoot almost bought a hooker on this corner'
Belated kek. I'd love to hear that story.
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>>30181918
Yes, I remember reading that one, but I don't know of any pastebins. Reluctant firehorse is cutest firehorse.
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>>30190764
I think someone posted in the last thread as well as a few other stories.

Also holy shit, I can finally say last thread and be referring to a spitfire thread
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p.10 bump
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>>30187745
"M-ma'am, I don't think this is appropriate conduct becoming of a captain..."
>"Oh I'll tell you what will be coming alright."
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>>30192804
I want Spitfire to sexually harass her colt recruits
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>>30192862
who the fuck made that image
that's not how pony legs works
freaky shit
>an abomination between plantigrade and ungiligrade
>leg is bending where there shouldn't be a joint
delet
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>>30192862
I always thought it was Spitroast
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>>30192862
>Spit & swallow
How? Did she spit it on the ground and then lick it off, dirt included?
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>>30193624
She spits it back on his dick and licks it off. Obviously.
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>>30193610
>Spitfire calls all the young bloods for a private orgy to boost work ethic and morale
Even better
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She's sexy even when she's mad
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>>30194161
Nice view.
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so realistically, if you were in equestria, how would you woo her?
i know id never be able to. even in a fantasy land, stuck without a gf
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>>30195731
Act flippant and like you don't give a fuck

Trust me, brah
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>>30195731
>Find a reliable method of cloud walking
>Find a reliable means of flight
>Do competitions, show up places I might not be allowed to, and generally be an insane motherfucker
>Apply the fuck it principle more than I already do (>>30195743)
>Find the bars/spots she hangs in
>...?
>profit
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Slow lately.
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>>30195731
Dose of roofies and a lot of rope
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Throwing a prompt idea though I'm pretty sure it's been done before.

It's is SpitFire's first day as Captain of the Wonderbolts.
It's her first time addressing the new recruits.
She's worked hard to get to this point in her life.
So why is she nervous all of the sudden?
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>>30195731
honestly I often think I'd have no chance of wooing any of the ponies, to be honest just hanging out with them would be enough for me
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>>30198416
I'm sad to say but this is the only truth. Who would want a monkey that can't even participate in your interests.
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>>30196896
>sibsy
>thin
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Bumpfire
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>Spitfire has invested her teen years and a huge part of her adulthood in the Wonderbolts
>Had a few flings beforehand but once she got in they stopped altogether
>There was always a strict 'No Dating Your Teammates' Rule
>Had no time to meet ponies outside of training and the shows except for V.I.Ps and ponies who got backstage passes
>When she finally comes out of it in her mid-late 20s she has literally lost all her ability to flirt or comprehend when someone is flirting with her
>Constantly ends up spilling spaghetti
>This makes it awkward for the few stallions who work up the nerve to speak with her
>The rest are scared shitless at the idea of even trying to approach a previous Wonderbolt captain
>Partly because she recovers from her spaghetti by falling back into her drill sergeant mindset and humiliating the stallion
>Partly because of the fact that she could probably crush their heads between her thighs if she wanted to
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>>30200603
Interesting and I can think of worse ways to go.
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>>30200603
Green of this when
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What do you think she tastes like?
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>>30203957
Cinnamon and engine oil
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>9
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bump

Hope we're not dying already.
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Sig, where are you? we haven't had green for a week, it's sad, I'm sad, we miss you
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>>30205443
He's waiting for new thread, so it doesn't dissapear. We got a ways to go but we'll have to move soon
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>>30203306
>>30205440
See>>30205691
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>>30205443
Sorry, been busy. Though I have been working on the green, I'll have it updated soon. Whether that's this thread or the new one I don't know yet. But don't worry, it shall come.
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>>30205691
why wait for a new thread, we're still a few hundred posts from the bump limit, did I miss something?
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I want Spitfire to spit in my fire
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Page 10
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>>30208986
i want spitfire to spit fire
why are there no pictures of her rapping?
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>>30210683
Because rap is jungle noise
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>>30200603
>getting crushed between Spit's thighs

That's kinda hot

Also, anyone of y'all have a new link to the Discord? Op's is expired.
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>>30210683
I see her more as a classic rock/metal kind of gal
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>>30210832
https://discord.gg/rJs8cdV
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>>30207415
Is this crossfit for pegasi? Imagine doing handstand pushups on the tips of your fingers, excluding thumbs.
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>>30205900
No it's just sometimes people don't think that is enough
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>>30211547
And why is there a discord?
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Spits exercises
To keep herself in top shape
Leads by example
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you come across a sad spitfire during your walk in the park. what do you do? how would you approach her?
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>>30213715
Assuming ponies are easier to comfort than people I would ask what's wrong and maybe offer her some food if I had some.
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>>30213371
>ywn be used as your waifu's dakimakura

;-;
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what does she mean by this?
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>>30215444
she clearly wants to cuddle and hold him close while she sleeps, because it's cold as a feared and respected captain of an elite flying team
also nice trips
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>>30215444
eh, probably knows you taste salty.
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>>30215550
>ywn warm and comfort a sad and lonely little Spitfire
I'm not going on this feels trip today
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>>30208986
I want her to spit fire, but not from her mouth, if you know what I mean.
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>>30216518
No, I don't.
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>9
nope
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>>30219765
>Stupid uniforms
Guy's got a point
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Considering doing a short green. Anybody got any prompts?
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>>30222376
i dunno, as long as it has firehorse im happy
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>>30223082
Alright, I need to sleep, I may have a little something tomorrow evening or the following day
Goodnight /spit/
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>>30222376
See >>30200603
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Ugly faggoty ass.
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>>30224926
no u
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low quality drawfag, any requests?
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>>30226028
How about anon holding Spits who's too tired to fly after a wonderbolts show?
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>>30226028
literally anything that has spitfire being cute
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I want to spit in her fire.
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>>30228704
spitinghetti
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>you've let me fall to page 10
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>>30229577
I think without green it's dying
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I want to cum inside human Spitfire
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>>30230663
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>>30230663
>no hooves
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>>30148260
>You silently glance down at Spitfire.
>...Sure, it's not like you're any better yourself, but still.
>You're pretty positive no normal pony would ever think of shacking up with your E.T. ass.
>Saying a quick goodbye to your salad, you stand up from your chair and walk her over to your stairs.
>It's pretty easy being silent on the carpet, but you still avoid sound like the plague.
>Once you're up there, you take her over and gently place her on your bed, just like you did yesterday.
>And hopefully, it won't become a regular thing.
>Your bed is kind of amazing.
>She mumbles something at you, but even after taking a second to piece it together, you have no idea what she just said.
>So you dumbly nod, and she shifts under your covers.
>Slowly, you watch her curl up under your blankets and adjust herself.
>Yeah, looks real comfy.
>And you get the couch.
>Oh joy.
>You mean, you'd always offer your bed to her anyways, but you can still complain about it.
>Once she stops moving around and gets comfy, you take your leave and slowly walk back down the steps.
>And sleeping on the couch is kind of your fault, actually.
>You should be sleeping on a futon, instead.
>Keep forgetting about shopping for one.
>Oh wait, but now you have no savings left.
>You reach the kitchen and sit back in your chair with a sigh.
>Not that money is really a big deal here, anyways.
>You won't die from having less or anything, but what the hell else is there to do without bits?
>If anything, buying materials for a house project is what you normally do.
>And building crap isn't cheap, you know.
>With the other fork nearby, you stab and shovel some salad into your mouth.
>It's almost like a regular day, but instead, Dash 2.0 is sleeping upstairs, and you have no meat on your table.
>Well, and the other plates, the fork-
>-Okay, you get it though.
>While you absentmindedly chew, the soft crunching of lettuce is the only sound in your whole house.
>Yup, just like every other day.
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Bumpaso
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>>30231608
that's the stuff
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>>30217089
You know what I mean
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dis is good thread
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>>30231508
woah, das a pretty gud firehorse, didn't the artist die recently?
like, 13 days ago recently
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>>30236119
>didn't the artist die recently? like, 13 days ago recently
What? That guy? I don't think so. I pretty sure he actually drew a couple things for us last thread, even.
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>>30231608
Good update. Nice insight into Anon's thoughts.
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She sits in the spring
After the tours have finished
Wash the stress away

pg 9
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>>30238136
Pg 9 as well, maybe time for a new thread
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>>30238867
Not yet.
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>>30239986
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burp
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>>30238867
>>30239532
The thread is not dead
Though it seems to be quite slow
Let's show her some love
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I've been busy fighting hordes of Mexican children on pixelcanvas all day. I'd much rather stay in this thread from now on
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How would RGRE Spitfire act?
How would you react if Spitfire denied you?
Do you think Spitfire would be into airplanes?
What side hobbies do you think she has?
What's her favorite non-alcoholic drink? Pony Gatorade, maybe?
And the most important question of them all; do you think Spitfire would like to cuddle?
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>>30244377
she'll be a cuddleslut
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>>30162010
https://youtu.be/3b4nOfitFrQ
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bump
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I love this horse so much, man. I realized after reading some green and focusing more on her in the show, that she was, without a doubt, the perfect waifu.

My story's shit, but how did you Anons figure it out?
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>>30249812
I was fapping to her one day and I thought to myself
>Man, Spitfire's really fucking hot
And then I went back and watched some episodes with her in them, read some green, then one thing lead to another and tada
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she's such a hot horse
slight pun intended
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>>30252196
I'd give that Merlin a couple more Inches Hg if you catch my drift
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>page 10
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Swag
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bemp
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I've found my waifu
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I command you to stop being dead, thread
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boop
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It must suck flyin behind Spitfire all the time
>"Whatcha lookin' at back there, rookie? Eyes on the sky or you'll be doing laps for the rest of the week!"
>"Hey, oogle my ass all you want off the clock! Maybe afterwards I'll teach you a thing or two about class considering your thing or two saluting at me right now."
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>>30261616
I really want to be sexually harassed by my superior officer
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>>30231608
Nice
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>>30261589
bump
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How has this not been posted yet? I love this artist.
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>>30264988
unf
Yeah, Barron draws some good stuff. I'm surprised I don't see more of his stuff on /mlp/
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>>30264988
she looks like a dude and her legs are gangly
0/10 would not fug
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>>30265484
Because he is a cock tease.

Draws highly suggestive stuff but only once in a bluemoon does he do explicit.
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>>30265484
Some people just don't like the "more horsey" art style, which is fair enough. I certainly do, though.

>TFW you will never cop a squeeze of that fire-flank while she's stretching
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>>30264988
>>30266193
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>>30231210
yes hooves
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>>30266698
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>>30265564
I agree. It looks like bad concept art for some 80's style fantasy/sci fi mix novel. All she needs now is to have some guy with a white bowlcut carrying a lazer gun riding on her back.
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>>30266193
'Horsey' or not it is still lovely. Thanks for the share.
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Anon, would you have a Spitfire as Alpha mare in your herd? Who else would be there?
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>>30268941
yes, and the entirety of the wonderbolts team
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>>30269108
So you want Soarin in your herd?
But Anon that's gay !
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>>30267016
The artist is in his 40s or 50s so no wonders. I still absolutely love his art though.
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>>30269248
i know what i said
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>>30269937
l-lewd
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oh my...
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bumperino
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>>30270209
Spitfire with a short tail is pretty hot
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10
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boop
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>literally the deddest thead on the entire board
hurray
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>>30275182
Yet, we managed to keep it going.
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I don't usually follow threads, but when I do I prefer the dedliest ones.
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>>30275182
>Blu keeps copping out on us
>Lol y u guise ded?
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>>30277736
>Drawfag disappeared into the ether
>Writefags are dedfags
>0 discussion for the past three days
once this thread dies maybe we should wait a week or two before making another one
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>>30277771
>4 off
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>>30277771
Sig isn't even dead he just stopped writing when we hit like 200 posts and decided he's wait until the next thread for some reason
>>30205691
>>30205739
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>>30277771
It won't work, we must revive the ded, or it will be pretty much the same after 2 weeks just with few posts of fresh green.
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>>30278031
It's not even that, I've just been busy and whenever I get time to write, I can't think of shit to add. It's mostly writer's block at this point. Not sure how I want to continue the current green. I should have plenty of time come SUnday to get everything underway again.
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>>30231608
>Your mind drifts off while you chew, much more than it usually does.
>Though usually, you also don't have a drunk, really important Pegasus sleeping upstairs.
>...Well actually, you do.
>-Just not this one in particular.
>Washing down the glass of water, you can't help but think...
"Why me?"
>Maybe it's the universe telling you to stop being so damn lazy or something.
>Though why it chose now to tell you, you're not sure.
>That damn castle map started sending only specific ponies out quite a while ago.
>Of course, once that was the case, you couldn't just tag along like you normally did.
>...You swear, they treat that thing like some kind of god-given shrine.
>Granted, you're not sure where it came from anyways, so it very well could be.
>But still, fuck that thing.
>With another sigh, you stop yourself from scraping the empty plate with your fork.
>You glance at the clock hanging in front of you, and of course, it's only eight.
>So now you get that unfulfilling feeling, like maybe you could do more with your time- but doing what?
>No more computer, no more TV, and without that, you kinda don't know what to do with yourself.
>Guess building stuff has kinda become a hobby, but it's better to do during the night, really.
>...Maybe a few landscape sketches, just like old times?
>-Oh but of course not, because all that stuff is upstairs in your room.
>Damn the universe, forcing you to bed this early.
>So much wasted time.
>You grab the few things sitting on your kitchen table and take them over to your sink.
>There's a bunch of spaghetti stuck in the drain.
>Goddamn it.
>Goddamn everything.
>Dishes in the sink, you simply stare at your clogged drain for a second.
>Taking a quick moment to curse the universe again.
>So now then, because it's impossible to find gloves, you slowly stick your hand in there.
>Why.
>Why you?

>>30277736
i dun do it on purpose anon, i swear to yas
im just lazy as fuck, really
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>>30278690
looking forward to more in the next thread
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>>30278690
blu lives!
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>>30278690
>
>You peel your eyes open and immediately remember where you are.
>Lazily blinking your eyes, you try to adjust to the dim level of light around you.
>A soft sigh interrupts you.
>One that you clearly didn't make.
>You slowly bring your head down, and of course, who else could it be but Spitfire, sleeping on top of you without a care in the world.
>When the hell did she get here?
>And how?
>Are you really that heavy of a sleeper, or is she just that silent?
>She slowly stirs awake, greeting you with those big bronze eyes of her.
>"Hmmm, morning, stud."
>Oh joy, and she's already back to her normal self.
"How did you end up here?"
>She looks at her position, then turns back and shrugs.
>"Beats me. Sure looks like it was fun, though~"
>She rubs against you-
"-Aaalright, well, I'm up, now!"
>You quickly slink away and stand up, feeling a bit disoriented with how fast you moved.
>She gives you a small, half lidded gaze.
>"Oh come on, what's the fun in that? Let's stay for just a little longer."
>You quickly shake your head and walk towards the kitchen.
>She follows closely behind, hovering at eye-level with you.
>Once the short walk gets your blood flowing, a thought comes to your mind.
"Do you, uh, remember anything about yesterday?"
>She pauses, stares off into space, then softly shakes her head.
>Well, no wonder she's back to her old self, then.
>You'd figure that remembering even a little bit of yesterday would end up in a very different conversation.
>Getting some coffee going, you sit and merely stare at the machine for a moment.
>She seems to lose her pep doing the same thing, and sits on a chair across from yours.
>A soft wince comes out of her while she does.
"Need some painkillers?"
>She quickly nods.
>"Yeah, that'd help a lot."
>You walk on over to the bathroom while the coffee machine runs.
>When you come back with your bottle in hand, her pain seems more apparent.
>Like somehow talking to you made it hurt less or something.
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Bempo
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>>30278903
That's pretty gud
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horse
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>>30281198
ass
>>
>10
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>>30282335
>9
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>>30285933
>8
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>>30286424
8 again
christ, off to such a good start, then everybody just left...
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>>30287110
>no green
>no drawing
>no discussion
honestly I think we should let the thread die, obviousIy I want this to continue but if Sig's having writer's block maybe we should let him rev up the next thread when he's ready
>>
.45 is a meme caliber with terrible ballistics
>but muh stopping power
If your bullet is going so goddamn slow that there's no expansion at all there is no stopping power. Granted, a lot .45 +P ammunition will preform much better but with that comes a billion caveats regarding what gun you're using so don't even try that angle. Sig also produces shit quality guns made with metal casts and welds, plus spacy internals in most of their designs.
Debate me
>protip: you can't :^)
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>>30288458
>>30288611
do you guys hear that? it sounds like somebody's talking shit over on the Lightning Dust thread
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>>30287873
But anon, 10mm is better.
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>>30289013
>10mm
Do you mean magnum, auto, or .40? You're correct anyhow though
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>>30289013
>10mm
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>>30289092
NOT
AN
ARGUMENT
10mm is the superior caliber
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>>30289070
Meant auto, my bad senpai
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