Homo Horse Hangout #37

>>30104841
Stop that.

Stop being gay.

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>>30104861
Make us~

>>30104841
Purple beanie boy is my husbando

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>>30104841
sometimes i complain about degeneracy and then i realize i am on a rhodesian pen collecting forum talking about candy colored ponies and i have to sit back and think about my life for a bit

>>30104866
Don't be gay

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>>30104933
Can't stop me, I want this horse to love me in every way.

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>>30104933

Why don't you stop being straight for a while you might like it

2bh Feather Bangs is what everyone thought Braeburn was off-screen

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be real, we all know Sombra is still hotter than the devils crotch

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>>30105081

I'd be his crystal slave

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>>30105131
be a slave to his crystal am right

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>>30105163
He's banging Fluttershutter on that picture, right?

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>>30105320
Minor details. Just imagine you're in Flutters' position, solves everything.

>>30105378

or Flutters is actually Butterscotch

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>>30105378
>>30105945
Why not both, wouldn't mind being Butterscotch getting railed by Sombra

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>>30105081

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ur al ghey desu senpaitachi

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>>30106629
Hahaha what the fuck is that worldfilter
Hiro pls

>>30104841
>(18+ only)
>despite admitted underageb& getting modded

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good night /hhh/

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Any art of feather bang getting raped by 3 traps yet?

test

>>30107158
We're back, but we can't post pictures

>>30107362
I really wonder (((who))) could be behind this...

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>>30105960

>>30104841
He is so fucking hot,

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>>30108252

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>>30106723
It has been a while since I have had a headcanon this strong and I lust for more

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>>30105960
>>30108054

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>>30104866
I just might

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>>30110945
Don't threaten me with a good time.

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smooch

Go choke on a horsecock

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>>30113212
>Choking on a horsecock

Fucking noob, do you even suck?

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Where's the love for fastion critic poner?

>>30114170
Dead and buried next to his sense of fashion

>>30114209
>not being flamboyantly gay and making everyone uncomfortable

>>30114246
>Wearing those glasses with that collar

Being gay=/= shit tier fashion sense

This isn't the wonder bolts ditch the aviators and get something with more class

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>>30114371
>Being gay=/= shit tier fashion sense

>>30114371
He makes the shades work. You're just mad fucking jelly.

>>30114461
He could make anything work.

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>>30115423

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>>30115425

>>30115432
>>30115425
>>30115423
Is this porn?

>>30116080
The last one is.

>>30109641
https://youtu.be/e-WEYeYRk9M

>>30111325
I'm straight and this gave me a boner.

What do I do?

>>30116768
Fap to gay horses

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>>30116768
Double Diamond is a pretty cute horse, so it's understandable that you got a boner.

As for what you should do... Fantasize about him?

>>30116955

I think even a straight man would succ such a cute skihorse.

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>>30106629
Not as gay as this horse though. He's pretty fucking gay.

>tfw writing a cute first time teenage Butterblitz clop fic but keep either fapping to it in my head or overcome with sadness that nothing of the sort ever happened to me.

>>30118958
Post it here when you finish it, anon (if you weren't going to already). Sounds like some good shit.

>>30119999

Its a long standard fic, not greentext so it will be a while.

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>"Hey, thanks Anon! These socks are great!"
>"I bet they'll feel so good on my flight up to Whinnypeg this winter."
>"Where'd you learn to sew like this?"

>>30104841
>feather bangs is canonically straight
Fuck, and he was top tier husbando too

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Bat hors is for sexual
What do?

>>30120748
>"HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE!"

>>30121565
Nah, Feather Bang's totally gay.
He's just not aware of his true sexuality yet.

>>30120237
Still can't wait for it.

It is I, Applebees and today I bring you this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YZSJZxKlKA

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And this

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As well as this

won't let me post pictures bump.

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>>30121977

>>30122523
I wanna reward them both with some lewd for a job well done

>>30122516
Thank you Applebees

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snap

thread ded of horseaids

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>>30127844
you are welcome my child, my goal is to bring sexy stallions for everyone

>tfw no older bf to cuddle with

Why even live?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgl1eP4zr2A

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>ywn take your boyfriends horse cock up your ass

Life is suffering

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cute bump

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The problem I have with stallions is that they're not in my bed and I can't cuddle them.

>>30133949
This. I'm so lonely that I've started cuddling my pillow and pretending it's my horsebando.

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>>30133949
For me, the problem is that one is not in my bed and cuddling me right now.

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3D Lewd inbound:

http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/160897459467/it-looks-to-me-like-macs-not-going-to-give-him

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>ywn wake up looking in his eyes
>hwn lay in bed on a weekend morning watching you sleep

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>ywn be mounted by your King
>ywn feel his heat against your back
>ywn be powerless against his might
>hwn take your body for his own pleasure
>ywn have no choice but to submit
>ywn feel so proud to be used

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So Handsome :3

>>30137791
Why do I love him so much?

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>>30137791
he's a good boi

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Would /hhh/ do my horse?

>>30139676

I'd give him the succ

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King Sombra is a very large stallion with an enormous package.

I'm talking takes-up-the-whole bed large. Dude leaves you no choice but to snuggle up with him because there's no room elsewhere. Easily big enough to ride, if you win his favor.

And good luck if you get him turned on. A pair of basketballs between his legs, and a cock far too large for you to handle. Good thing he's a domineering bottom.

>>30141482
>Good thing he's a domineering bottom
Opinion disregarded.

>>30142080
Fine, fine
Be the cocksock
Live the dream

>>30107380
*whomst've
>>30141482
Powerbottom Sombra is a dream

>>30134119
Atleast you haven't reached the point of cuddling your pillow and pretending its anyone....

>>30141482
How do I win my King's favor?

>>30143297
I have
I was talking to someone today and explained how I've never dated anyone ever and hebwas like "Damn, I can't even imagine that."

>>30143875
Drink the protein shakes that he makes for your special slave breakfast

>>30141482
Every piece of this makes me happy.
Every piece.
Why can't he be real.

>>30144737
My King takes such good care of me. Just look how strong and lean I am! Those protein shakes are something else.
There is no greater pride than to guard and serve my King. May His Darkness rule eternal.

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>>30142697

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>>30104861
Nien.

I'm a big fucking faggot who likes dicks in his butt.

>>30147978
same

>>30147978
same desu senpai

>>30147978
Horse dicks if we're going to get specific

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>>30141482
An interesting thing about Sombra, if ever have the honor of him sitting on your face, his ass is deep, he won't just sit on your face. Your whole head will disappear between them cheeks.

>>30148334

If that's true, someone better warn Shining Armour
https://derpibooru.org/1427509

>>30144481
I'd cuddle you

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Shining Spanking:
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/160989322632/please-be-gentle-he-is-a-soft-pone-after-all

>>30151385
>please be gentle
I couldn't help myself, y-you do have a pretty soft butt after all~

>>30153526
for some reason I always thought they were at the beach and that they snuck into some sort of business' back room or somebody walked into their beach side room...

>>30131896
>>30132917
>>30133949
>>30134119
>>30143297
>>30144481
>>30135051
>>30136894
>>30137656
Please, I come here for the first time in at least a week only to be given a sad ;3;

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>>30155723
Shh, it will be ok

>>30155794
W-will it...?

>>30155723
Sometimes I wonder how a fictional cartoon horse can make me feel so much.

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>ywn pass out on the porch in the sun and wake up wearing his sweater

i didn't know pony fucking was an actual thing! (newfag here) i had to look it it n holy fuck its HOT! anyone got any sites i can check out? I've only been on gaybeast

>>30137656
Suffering
Also
>king sombra will never appear in the show again

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>>30157195
Derpibooru and e621 are pretty good places to start off with, in my honest opinion.

I really want to be mounted and have a meaty rod slid into my tight asshole right now.

It's pretty obvious Big Mac is canonically straight now, that doesn't stop us from fanart stuff though.

>>30159820
I really wanna take my horsebando out for a walk and smooch him while holding hands.

>>30159960

Shining is one the most popular horsebandos and he got married to a mare on his first appearance and now has a foal with her.

I guess Mac hit us hard because he was many's first horsebando.

>>30160253
I'm still convinced that the only reason Mac has cuffed so many mares is because he's trying to act straight in front of his family to keep them from kicking him to the curb.

Or at least that's what I'm telling myself, anyways.

FOR THE LAST TIME
STAY IN YOUR CANCEROUS GENERAL
This is your happy faggot playpen.
STAY OUT OF OTHER THREADS
Steps will be taken.

>>30160471

or he may just be bisexual.

>>30161024
My horsebando isn't some damn bislut.

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>>30160480
Aww, what sad, dead general are you from? The fat pony thread? Royal guard mare? I need to know just what kind of autism we're dealing with here.

Stay mad faggot. You wish you could get in on some of this hot homo love.

>>30160480
>gay horses are less cancerous then vore and other weird fetish generals
Wewlad

>>30157195
Make sure you look up Braeburned. He does the best gay.

>>30157195
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=gay%2C+snuggling

M E R G E

/MLP/

WITH

/TRASH/

>almost had to use the line "pretty big talk for someone who has never had a dick in their ass" when talking to virgin pony boyfriend

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Why is he so perfect?

Why can't I cuddle him?

>>30162746
Because he's white.
Because you're not.

>>30160480
Fuck off straighty, we don't care.

>>30163160
>people are still feeding him (you)s

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Good ol' rump lickin':
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/161059960817/sidekicksart-ask-and-ye-shall-receive-anon

Gfycat included in source- 4chan won't allow me to post it here.

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>>30164177
Fucking GLORIOUS

>>30164414
I want to spank Shining.

>>30160471
Sometimes you need a beard to keep in the family. We all know Mac's a coltcuddler. He's just not ready to disappoint his family when they realize he'll never have foals of his own and a wife to join their family and live on the farm.

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I like Butterscotch a lot

>>30168495

I agree cute hippie boys with shaggy hair are my weakness

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spike a cute

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>>30168495

>tfw almost irl Butterscotch
>tfw no Rainbow Blitz bf

>>>/trash/9522376
OP fucked up, and didn't even bother linking it here.

>>30168495
Fuck, he's cute

Uninspired bump

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Do you think growing up with sisters has something to do with being queer?

>>30173547
Nope. I had 2 sisters and we grew up with my single mother, they did my hair and makeup and all that jazz when I was a kid. Straight as an arrow as an adult.

>>30173547
it may have to do with the absence of male roll models, I grew up with my sister, my single mother and my aunt. the grand father on my mothers side had dementia and my dads parents didn't want anything to do with me.

>>30173547

I had no male role model, only my overprotective mother and controlling grandmother and I'm a flaming limp wristed faggot.

>>30173873
>straight as an arrow
>he says as he posts on the gay containment thread
Really makes you think.

>>30173547
>>30173873
>>30174217
>>30174555
I was an only child and didn't grow up in a single mother household, and I turned out queer as a 3 dollar bill.

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I think I've found somebody's husbando

So big mac is canonically bi____ now

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>>30178339
No. Hes straight, get over it

>>30162745
W-who?

>>30178339
>>30178349
Sugar Belle is a beard. Mac's 100% faggot. Big, strong, sexy faggot.

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>>30175880
Yes Yes you have. He's alllll mine.

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>>30179103
You are wrong, he is all mine!

>>30179103
>>30179307
actually he's all velvet remedy's

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>>30179369
A man can dream anon

>>>/trash/9563283

Last thread 404'd. Can't keep letting these die.

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>>30179307
>>30179369
I'll fight both of y'all for him!

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How long where you in denial before you accepted you where gay?

I took about three years from realizing I was gay, to accepting it/

>>30104841
>that image
How did they get away with it?

>>30180974
The whole episode is innuendos.

https://pastebin.com/N4RYS55A

Sorry, I took a bit longer than I expected

>>30023549
>A shiver runs down your spine
>to your relief he doesn’t seem mad, but his voice is rather blunt and commanding
>Without really questioning his command you quickly bend over the couch as he gets off of it
>He collects the bottle of lube off the floor and applies a generous helping of it to his shaft, at its thickest it’s just a little smaller than the side of your wrist
“Please be gentle”
>He demeanor softens significantly
>”Aren’t I always Anon?”
“I-it’s just that…”
>He presses a hoof to your mouth
>”It’s ok I’m not mad”
>He pauses for a moment
>”Buuut…”
>He starts to grin
“but what?”
>”There’s a spell I’ve been wanting to try. Do you trust me?”
>you nod slowly, trying to gauge his intentions
>”Great, you’ll enjoy it I promise”
>He lubes himself up and mounts you
>The flared tip of his shaft presses into me with ease, gliding on the generous amount of lube
>At the same time I hear the unmistakable sound of an active unicorn horn
>My entire body begins to tingle under the effect of whatever spell by colt friend is weaving

>>30181018
>you let out a small moan as his medial ring slides in, passing you’re your prostate
>He continues to press himself into me, only stopping when he has fully sheathed himself inside of me
>”I love your cute little ass, it’s always nice and tight”
>You let out a sound between a groan and a moan
>Having him this deep inside you is still a little uncomfortable
>”Don’t worry, that won’t be a problem much longer”
>He backs himself out, leaving only his flare inside of you only to thrust it all back in
>The stallion continues to pound your ass, each thrust faster and harder than the one before it
>It’s getting easier, surprisingly easy
>This isn’t the first time he’s had a go at your ass, but you don’t remember ever feeling quite so… accommodating
>Your cock twitches with pleasure as he begins a magical reach around
>This one feels different though, in a very good way
>Lil’ anon feels like it’s getting bigger, and… something else…
>You can’t place the sensation, but it feels amazing
>A few thrust latter and you notice that his belly rubbing on your back feels… off
>You glance back to find a small set of grey wings poking out your side
>Not only that, but a matching coat of fur has begun to overtake your hind quarters
>Your legs have changed too; your thighs have almost disappeared into your hips while your feet have begun to elongate
>The spells effect continues to spread, everything it touches tingles with a remarkable sensation
>He shifts you onto your side, giving your new tail a place to grow from

>>30181025
>His foreleg slides under my leg lifting it up, giving me a clear view of my rapidly diminishing number of toes, as well as my new horsecock
>My feet tickle as the last of my lower digits fuse into a pair of hooves
>The spell had worked its way up to my chest, and with a slight regret I noticed I had missed the parting of my nipples
>A wave of pleasure over took me as the fur advanced another few centimeters up my body, the advances matched the tempo of my lover’s thrusts
>Each hump on his part brought increasing pleasure to me as the fur passed my neckline and elbows
>My new wings where fully formed at this point, as was my bushy blue tail
>He gave one final thrust, as I felt the warmth of his seed fill me
>At the same time a final wave of ecstasy washed over me
>My hands clinched into fists, and my eyes forced themselves shut
>I could feel my face rearrange, my ears began to twitch with new found muscles
>After a few moments the sensation faded and I opened my eyes
>A short grey snoot dominated the bottom of my vision, stray strands of sapphire a visible from above
>I shifted and twitched at the pleasant yet alien feeling of a pair of wings
>”So how do you like it?”
“I love it!”
>I’m so soft now, it’s amazing, it’s like wearing a blanket
>My stallion friend nudges me onto the couch the rest of the way
>”Sleepy?”
“Just a bit”
>”Care to join me for a nap?”
>I nuzzle the side of his face
“That sounds great”
>He rest his head on the end of the sofa as I bury mine in the crook of his neck
>I drape my wings over both of us as we snuggle up for a nap.

>>30180463

my first crush was on a guy (my only friend) I guess I knew from the beginning but I forced myself to be attracted to females for a while. Finally admitted I was bi and 18 and went full faggot at 24.

I'm a 27 year old KHV though. To my mother who I'm neeting off of, I hate fags and am full /pol/tard because I'm deep closet.

>>30180463
I was always attracted to guys. I remember telling myself "I'm not gay, I'm just a pervert," or "I'm homosexual, but heteromantic" and other bullshit like that. I've only "identified" as a gay man as long as about a year ago.
This thread helped me go through with it.
I was actually reading through a bunch of my old pony thread posts from a different site, and I caught myself saying "I'm only gay for ponies. I guess I'm just weird like that."

Does anyone have a link to the map? It isn't in the OP.

>>30180463

12 or 13 years. I called myself bisexual for a while too but in the end that was just bullshit

>>30182540
It's pinned in the Discord.
4chan is not the place to organize meetups or hookups.

>>30182564
Wow, you really fell for the "/hhh/ will be /soc/ because of this one little link" meme, didn't you?

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Are male/male MLP videos and flashes a thing? I don't recall ever even seeing one. Wondering.

Image not exactly related, but still handsome.

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>>30182661
No, it's just easier to make plans with people when you can send them PM's and be more personal than calling them "anon."

>>30182686
You're kidding me.
Okay, an artist named Edef did a couple collabs with two or three artists in ~2013. One of these was pic related with Hasana-Chan. Edef also did a bunch of really fucking good stuff with Braeburned.
Edef's mostly fallen off the face of the earth since then, but his work lives on, archived on his tumblr and derpibooru.

>>30182796
Okay, will look up the Edef ones.

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>>30180463
For me I could feel my heterosexuality degrade over time until I realized "oh god I'm full gay" a few months ago. Like first I was (or at least thought I was) into tits and stuff but gradually I was like "Giant tits are fucking shit, dfc for the win" and then I got into traps and it just got worse from there.

Looking back I think the time I went full gay was when I was still in 'trap only' phase, but I hit a point where I started saying shit like "Ugh, I hate these lazy traps that are literally girls just with a dick and called male. They should look like guys somewhat, that's much hotter"

I didn't really realize I was full gay until I started being attracted to guys IRL. Can't really go back from seeing a guy in person and your first thought being "Oh wow he's cute as fuck" Now girls do absolutely nothing for me.

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>>30181034
You can never have too many gay horses

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>Despite his stoic nature, Big Mac actually loves to be on stage
>Something about the spotlight turns him into a completely different stallion
>He loves the feeling he gets when everypony's eyes are on him
>Once or twice, a Canterlot promoter has propositioned him to be a showpony and take his talent on the road
>He's always tied himself down to the farm, though
>These days, that excuse is starting to wear thin
>His sister is a national hero, best friends with the Princess of Friendship
>They don't need to rely on apple sales anymore to keep Granny Smith healthy, or a roof over their head
>Now that he's getting older, could Mac be missing his last chance to get out and see the world?
>His family sure isn't going anywhere soon

Would you support your horsebando in following some crazy dream? Would you get jealous seeing him on stage? Could you let him go without you?

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>>30185632
macbump

>>30187390
Why is he so perfect?

>>30185632

I'd want to go with him, be his manager or something. If not then I'd just want him to be happy, wherever that is. I wouldn't want him hating or resenting me later for missing out on his dreams.

>>30187807

Aww, that's cute. You'd make a good groupie waifu (male)

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applebump

>>30105163
I need the source of this

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>>30189188
Biscum/straighty detected

>>30189188
https://derpibooru.org/1346700?q=sombra%2C+fluttershy%2C+explicit
Here it is, you breeder scum

I'd suck a ponis dick but u feel like I wouldn't be cute enough.
>tfw nohooves
also nohomo

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So, if the writefag behind the first were willing to create a Shark Week 2, would anyone want?

>>30190848
Fuck yes.

>>30190932
Working on it.

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>>30190848
Yes please!

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>>30190932
>>30191006
Getting ready to post a couple. These kinda stories take me a week or two to get done so beware slow story-telling.

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>Be Anon, making dinner.
>The popping sound in the microwave slows down steadily, as you see if you can count to five between pop sounds.
>You nearly reach four before the next pop causes you to reset back to one, when the kitchen suddenly smells of the color purple.
>"Bzzark!" and a white blur crashes down atop your dining table, off center. The blur and the table flip over as you mash the STOP
>button on the microwave, then rush to assist your not-entirely-unexpected guest.
"Shining! You OK, man?" you ask, as he untangles his legs and unsteadily gets to his hooves.
>He's checking himself over, then gives you a wild smile.
>"I thought she had me, that time. She grabbed a guard's spear and hucked it at my butt!"
"Jesus." you say, giving him a look-over yourself. Other than some ruffled fur though, he seems alright.
>"Celestia yes, I thought I was gonna be a kebab. Remind me never to forget to put the toilet seat down again."
"You're saying you had to evacuate your home dimension over a toilet seat?!"
>"Well. It's more than that. You know how she gets, er, moody. About once a month."
"Moody? I suppose that's one way to put it."
>"Well, I could tell she was starting to get that way, and I think that's why I was distracted enough to forget the toilet seat."
"I dunno how you do it. Castle and entourage or not, I'd be the fuck outta there the first time this shit happened."
>"I'm an alicorn's brother, Captain of the Guard, and the Prince of the Crystal Empire. If I abdicate it won't just hit me."
"Even so."
>He just gives you a sad head-shake.

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>>30191117
>"No can do. I can't wreck so many lives just for my own protection. Too many depend on me! I have to be strong, even for her sake."
"Some bitch throws a spear at me, I'm gonna throw it back, that's all I'm saying." You can tell you're pushing the limit, as he
>face-hoofs.
>"She's not some bitch, Anon, and you know it. She's a quarter of the government, my wife, and matriarch of a whole country."
"But your life, man! You're the prince, can't you have her, I dunno, sent on vacation when she goes bonzo?"
>"It would make life easier." he says, a crooked smile momentarily crossing his muzzle, "But with our culture, we stallions
>are expected to lay down our lives for our mares at need. It's just how our culture works."
"Well. Shit." you say, followed gamely enough by, "So, want some popcorn?"
>"Heck yes. Is it that sweet kind?"
"You're in my dimension now, so that should be "Fuck yes"," you correct him, "And no, just salt. I eat enough sugar when you come
over to last me the rest of the month. Maybe we can get some caramel-corn later."
>"Caramel corn..." he responds, running his orangish tongue around his wide lips in a nearly passionate manner.
You blink, mildly horrified that you noticed that aspect of what should have been a perfectly innocent response.
"Um. Yeah. Just need to run up to the store." you say, trying to focus on getting the popcorn out of the microwave and open
>without burning yourself on super-heated steam.

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>>30191145
>Be Anon
>Be eating popcorn out of a bowl next to a white and blue unicorn in the living room doing likewise
>"This shit's not bad. Saaalt." he mumbles, cheeks fat as he chews.
"Yeah, and it's cheap, too."
>"I thought you were going to make some money selling bits of bits?" he asks.
You point over to your PC. Where there used to stand a card table with a white generic box and monitor,
there is now a purplish neon glow from a glass-topped, oil filled, whole-table super-system, backed by
three big flatscreens.
>"Oh. It still plays games, right?"
"Dude. Bigger and badder than ever."
He gulps down the popcorn.
>"Show me."
>Vidya happens.

Fuckin' fags letting their thread hit page 10.

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Some one should do a prostate exam green

>just watched my bear neighbor get hot and sweaty cutting up some fallen limbs.
>now imagining him pounding my boipucci.

I'm full faggot now, right?

>>30193137
Do colts even have that?

>>30191404
Good so far. Can't wait to read the rest.

beenis

Do any of you horses roleplay?

>>30196037
I have before on secondlife

>>30196037
I haven't before, but I wouldn't object to joining one. I just don't have anybody to roleplay with

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>>30196181
Gee, if only we had a discord full of faggots that love to rp.

>>30196449
That Discord if filled with circle jerkers.

>>30196491
You'd fit right in.

>>30196037
This probably sounds gay, but I guess this is the place to post gay shit. I've been using rp to kinda cope I guess. I can't even admit to myself that I might be gay. Even though RP usually turns sexual eventually, just playing the role of being gay has been nice. I enjoy being flirtatious, opening up, all gay as shit, but it's nice.

>>30196181
Would you like to roleplay?

>>30168495
So do I. I first knew him way before I started liking MLP: a former friend of mine asked me to translate a comic featuring him and I feel fell in love with the character instantly.

>>30196521
Sure, why not?

>>30196995
I'm on Omegle with the tags Gay Clop RP and Gay Clop Roleplay.

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bi > gay > straight

fite me

>>30197589
Your opinion is shit
Gay>straight>bi

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>>30197668
>straight above bi
>on the homo horse hangout

>>30197713
BISLUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>30197713
HOMO horse hangout, not biscum horse hangout

>>30196491
It's better since Yoohoo left the server

>>30183209
a journey of enlightenment!

>>30180463
I'm straight. Wanting to fuck dude horse is more about horses than dudes.

>>30197920
>>30198042
You seem triggered. What, worry that you won't be able to measure up to a cute mare?

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Who is your husbando? Show me them

Mine is pic related

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>>30200579
Ski Horse is best horse

>>30197713
Bi's project the fluidity of sexuality and choice, completely ripping down the 'born this way' meme.
They are more hated than Westboros Baptists at a funeral.

>>30201042
That's retarded.

>>30201199
Lefties were never known to make sense.

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>>30201216
You will not find a lot of lefties in this thread so I don't know what the fuck you're getting at.

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>>30200579

>>30201283
/mlp/ has been flooded with edgy leftists since like 2013. It's not unreasonable to assume a gay thread on /mlp/ would be full of them.

>>30200579
Soarin a qt.

>>30201784

are you forgetting /mlpol/? we're one of the most redpilled boards on 4chan.

>>30202176
The oldfags are but with all these posts on eqd and ever since we raided twitter accounts and sent pizza to pinkie pony they've been coming here. In addition to all that, the scruffening remove threads like fluffy, grimdark, and spoilered porn threads makes this place comfy enough for them.

>>30196521
Sure

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I want to boop Butterscotch

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>>30180463
>Attracted to fictional males and cartoon horses
>Have never been attracted to another guy I've known personally
I'll settle for bi eventually, maybe. But even that's a stretch.

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>hwn look at you like this

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>>30191404
>Controllers are set down on the gleaming surface of your computer, the fans within turning lazily
>in their oily depths, as you exit back to the menu.
"All this computer and we still end up playing Buster Bros."
>"It's nice the new games are so crystal-clear, dude, but I just can't get into some of the new ones."
"Yeah, graphics don't really make the game, do they?"
>He yawns, smacking his lips. "The big window helps though. I can see it alot better."
"Like you have any problem seeing anything, with those eyes."
>"Face it primate, horses are superior."
"I like what I am just fine, thanks. You've seen what my world's horses are like."
>He shudders.
>"It must be hellish to be born unable to talk, you humans got a serious unfair advantage in this
>reality."
"Just the way the dice rolled here I suppose. Really I'm surprised you put up with this reality
when you can jump dimensions at will."
>"Man, you know I take a chance during a random jump. I got really lucky landing here, the first
jump I took didn't have AIR!"
You cringe. "Yeah, I guess this place looks pretty good compared to that. I'm glad you found
my reality anyhow, you're good company."
>An awkward silence looms for a minute, as a number of expressions pass over Shining's features.
>"Me too." he finally says. "Hey, I'm pretty tapped out. Mind if we call it a night?"

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>>30204433
You recoil a bit, unpleasantly faggy memories of the last time flooding in anew. "But... Last time."
>"I know. They TOUCHED. I'll just sleep out here on this horrible couch thing of yours, we'll take
>no chances this time."
Nodding in relief, you power down your system, Shining rolling onto your sofa as you head to your
bedroom. You strip down and roll into bed, clicking off the light, and soon fall asleep.
Your eyes snap open at the click of your door latch. You snake an arm over to your lamp's clicker
and flip it on. A huge pair of blue eyes and a big white muzzle is looming over you.
His pupils shrink down and he squints, saying "Dude, there's intruders outside! I can hear them!"
"Uggh." you reply, rolling out of bed and pulling some underwear on. Grabbing your gun, you lead
the way out, flipping lights on as you go. You peer out a couple of windows, not seeing anything
too unusual, just the average level of distant gunshots and sirens common to a bad neighborhood
in an inner city.
"It's nothing Shining, or they left." you finally say, the white stallion looking apprehensive.
>"I can HEAR them, man! There's no way I'm gonna be able to sleep without some guards."
"Well can you teleport some in, or something? 'Cuz I'm not gonna stand over you with my gun
all night."
>He shakes his head no, with a beaten expression. "Can I... Stay with you?" he finally asks.
You ponder. On the one hand, you didn't entirely hate it when he'd get too familiar in his
sleep. On the other, that exact same issue made you uncomfortable with the idea. Finally
you relent. "OK, get your fuzzy ass in there, we'll make this work somehow." you say.

>>30204433
>>30204639
its so comfy, i love it

>>30201042
Also they're diseased duplicitous backstabbers who knowingly consort with roasties

Found your anthem
https://youtu.be/h2dJ-JUzhVs

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>>30204866
This, bisexuals are shit tier

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>>30204866
Also check'd

>>30204887
Royal Guards are my fetish.

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>Homio Horses

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>>30204639
>Be Anon
>In your bedroom
>There's a blue and white horse rolled neatly up into one of your blankets, on your bed.
>"See? And if you put on your clothes, there's no chance of..." He shudders.
"OK, this is worth a shot I guess." You say, throwing on your clothes and hopping into bed.
>It's not too bad, you suppose, as you drift off to sleep.
A seismic motion disturbs your slumber. A sort of vertical motion. Then another.
Your eyes pop open. Something like a huge, horse-headed maggot next to you is having a bad
dream, occasionally flipping like a larva. You watch with interest, until the horn takes
too close of a swipe past your head. You reach out an arm and flick the horn.
>Shining's eyes fly open as his body spasms. "What! What?" he looks around, struggling, then
catches sight of you. "Oh. What's going on?" he asks. You can see that he's dripping sweat
from the tips of his mane.
"You were freaking out in your sleep."
>"Uggh. I'm dying of heat, that can't be helping." he says, beginning to roll around and
>escape the clutches of the blanket.
You notice you're overheated and head-achy too. The clock shows five in the morning.
"Well it's tomorrow by now anyway, let's get up and find something to eat."
>"Caramel corn!" he says, displaying his huge white horse-teeth in an eager grin.
"OK, sure, we'll head to the store."

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>>30205303
>As Shining fights free of the last of the blanket, he visibly steams. The stink of overheated
>stallion permeates the room disgustingly.
"Geez, oh man! Get outta the bed, Shining! I gotta get that blanket washed now, you reek!"
>He sheepishly exits the bed, dragging the blanket off behind him. "Sorry." he murmurs, then seems
>to strike a wall as he approaches. "That's not me." he says, giving you an accusatory stare.
You sniff. Under the horse stench is a distinctly familiar reek also.
"OK, OK, showers first. I call it!" you shout, launching yourself out the door and down the hall
to the bathroom, slamming the door just as he slides past, hooves skidding.
>Morning routine and showering happens
"It's all yours, Shining." You state, walking boldly past with your outfit under your arm and heading
for the hamper to drop it in. Your attempt to shock him with nudity fails though, and he just strolls
in and shuts the door. You hear the shower run as you put together a new outfit and get dressed, hair
still wet.
>Soon, Shining pops out of the bathroom too, magic'ing the blanket into the hamper on the way past.
>He saunters into the living room with you. "Can we get caramel corn now?"
"You bet. And I got a surprise for you, you're gonna love it. I think."

>>30201283
Elusive is hot.

W-would I finally get dicked if I cosplayed as him this year?

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>>30205424
I hope you do, homobro

This place needs more non censored imagery.

>>30204877
kill yourself, furshit

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>>30206150
What do you mean by that

>>30193137
I would love to have a doctor Stable green in general.

>>30207293

>ywn never be thorax and slowly convert spike to faggotry by first letting him fuck you as rarity, then Elusive, then finally as yourself.

>>30204866
>backstabbers
Someone got told 'I'm going to have a family, go fuck yourself' by a bi and was dropped for a woman, wasn't he?

>>30206408
We need to post more lewd, not just cropped or censored lewd!
If ya have to spoiler it that's fine, but this is a homo horse hang out. Ya shouldn't be shy about posting horses fucking each other.

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>>30208543
A lil bit of this maybe?

>>30208735
Better
>clothed
But ya can do better than that.

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>>30208543
Stupid. We don't post it here because this isn't a porn board. Less than perfect porn crops is as far as you go without getting banned.

>>30209084
Honestly, usually closed generals like this still get away with spoilered porn. I miss the days when scruffy didn't care about spoiler porn

>>30206037
Thanks man, hope I do as well.

As a side note has anybody else considered cosplaying/RPing as their husbando or any other stallion?

>>30209175
Guess someone should try spoilering some lewd and see what happens then.

>>30209186
I wish I could but too many of my friends go to conventions for other things and I don't want to reveal my power level.

>>30209385
Since when is lewd not ok? Didn't you know as long as there are panties, it's SFW. Lewd thread != explicit

>>30209390
I think they'll understand if they are truly your friends. As cancerous as we may be it's not like we do anything different at our cons than what furries/weebs do. Besides as long as the cosplay is good nobody will think it's weird.

>>30209493
But without panties..
It's NSFW, and that's the best kind of lewd!

Ok, so I'm new to this. What is the opinion on these things?
>in the closet gays
Do you hate them?
>traps
Just gays in denial?
>BI
Are they friends or foes?
>Christians

Also, what body type do most people like? The strong manly guys? Or the femboys?

>>30209890
Why would we hate people for not wanting a target on their back?
Traps are gay.
Friends.
Most Christians i know are very accepting same with catholics. Its those damn baptists and Muslims ya gotta watch out for.

>>30209890

>I'm one so no
>extreme femboys, actual trannies are just mentally ill
>I've never really had too much contact with bis so I don't know
>better the devil you know than the one you don't. At least most of them doesn't want us beheaded or thrown off a building.

>>30209890

>No, I am one to all but a few online friends
>No real opinion on them. No romantic interest in them
>I think they're narcissists. I feel bad for them
>I am one, though mostly non-practicing at this point

>>30209890
>in the closet
Everybody doesn't have to know. Come out to the gays and be discreet if you want.
>traps
Traps are gay, and so are the people who fap to them. The scenario fits right into the dom/sub dynamic.
>Bi
This is tricky. It'd probably end in jealousy and unsure feelings if you're not willing to be in an open relationship. If you're into swinging, Bi is great. If not, you might be left worrying whether or not your bi bf is wanting more.
>Christians
The church is changing, my friend.

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>>30209890
>No
>They're ok
>Foes
>From where im from christians are alright

>>30210981
>unsure if bi bf would be satisfied with just you
That's a sad thing to think about. I hope that's just speculation and you haven't been burned. If sex is all they care about then they aren't right for you anyway. If they are with you it should be because they want you, not your dick. I don't doubt a lot of bi people are just sex addicted, but I also don't believe that is all bi people. Some people just want someone to love, and what matters most to them is you. Sex addicts aside, you should have no reason to be any more afraid of dating someone bi as you would gay. Shitty people are everywhere. If you are the last thing they think about before going to sleep and the first when they wake up, no girl is going to sway that feeling, because that girl isn't you.

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>>30211562
Not him but i still wouldnt even risk the chance of something like that ever happening, i just hate bi people that fucking much

>>30211593
In general people aren't really trustworthy. Isn't there a stigma of gay guys being promiscuous too though?

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>>30211651
Probably, but it just feels 10x more insulting when a bisexual leaves you for another sex toy cause he got bored.

>>30209890
No, most of the time they have good reason to be there and shouldn't feel pressured into coming out.

I'm fine with them but that is what they are.

Polygamy is autistic though it's good to experiment every once in a while when you're not married.

Consider myself a non-practicing Methodist so no real opinion aside from every religion or group has its crazies.

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>>30205381
>You and Shining admire what's parked in the closet at the end of the hall.
"I had a little money left over after the computer. I wanted to have a way for you
to go out with me and be able to talk openly."
>"I've never rode on anything like that, do you think I can control it?" he asks.
"Easiest thing in the world. I'll show you how it works."
>"So, how do they not notice that it's being ridden by a unicorn?"
"That's the fun part, it will be!" You whip out a rubber unicorn mask.
>Shining peers at it's disgustingly buggy eyed contenence for a moment, then bursts into laughter.
>"I see, so, why am I wearing a mask, if they ask?"
"Simple. You're my rich, eccentric uncle who suffers from Terribles Merde Syndrome. You're sensitive
about your appearance, hence the mask. And if you DO get unmasked, hopefully you can illusion the
nearby folks like you did with the dog thing. Here, I've got a human suit with shoes and rubber
hands, let's see if we can get you dressed up belivably in this thing."
>"Those are for disabled humans, aren't they? Nobody died in it did they?"
"Oh no, it's used alright, but the dude that owned it just got a new better one. This one's OK
for this kinda thing though."
>Shining nods, looking thoughtful. "OK. Let's head to the store!" he finally says.