anonfilly thread: social rejects edition

>>30086676
one social reject, rejects the other...

>>30086676
>Twilight thinks that if Anon interacts with his new peers, he'll adjust to his new life as a filly faster
>To that end, she invites some of the local kids over to the castle for a slumber party
>Anon protests, but she stands firm
>He begrudgingly greets them at the door
>The CMC, obviously
>Fucking Twist
>...Rumble?
>Snips and Snails?
>Wait a fucking second
>There are guys here
>By the time all the guests have arrived, the gender ratio is about one-to-one, there's at least one colt for each filly
>Anon overhears a filly commenting about how her mom would never let her go to a sleepover with colts, but made an exception this time since the Princess was chaperoning it
>Nervous glances are cast across the room, tails swish, and the subtle scent of youthful hormones wafts through the air
>Twilight welcomes everyone and tells them that she hopes they have a great time
>And that she will unfortunately be unable to join them, because she has important work to attend to
>Anon stops her as she's leaving the room and whispers to her
"What the fuck are you playing at, purple?"
>She chuckles and tussles his mane
>"I think you're about to make a lot of friends tonight, Nonny. I'm sure you know a few fun and pleasurable slumber party games to play~"

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>>30086676
I don't like this thread because of reasons.

>>30087049
> his

>>30087990
It's a relatively freshly-transformed Anon, he hasn't had time to grow into his new pronouns just yet.

>>30087990
Did you just assume his gender?

Last thread dead?

>>30087734
go back to 8 chan

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>>30086676
What the fuck even is this thread

Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child cartoon pony so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /mlp/ or you yourself fuck an /mlp/ user that has been turned into a little filly? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate general on /mlp/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or xenophilia and whatever other fetshes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this general and look at anon filly pictures

>Twilight hears Anonfilly's voice coming from her room
>Is she talking to someone?
>Sneaking over there and taking a peek inside, she sees Anonfilly talking to herself
>Still trying to get used to sounding like a young filly

>>30089072
and then twilight cock vores her

Alright, who let the last thread die?

>>30088950
You again? Is this just one of the inside jokes of the board? Or do you really not like this thread.

Also, I'm here because i want to see anonfilly be an autistic dick to twilight.

>>30089203
This thread is everything that is wrong with this fandom.

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>>30088903
It's too slow for shitposting, and Anonfilly thread is my home, so no.

>>30089078
Fuck off

>>30089331
To be honest you were better there.

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>>30088950
Did you feel guilty for not being quite fast enough last thread? well anyways;
4 Days. This time I got some pone to show;
I still accept bets about quality. It will be finished tomorrow.

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I wish for the filly to pee in my mouth

Mother's Day soon. Think Twilight or whoever is taking care of you is hoping she'll get anything from you?

>>30089580
I'm going to give Twilie the best gift ever! One massive orgasm and a load of sperm! Now to crawl down her dick.

>>30086676
What if everyone fell for that moustache?
>Twilight enters the room and spots you wearing that fake mosutache and glasses
>She gets shocked and instantly goes into angry mode and demands to know who you are and what you've done with Anonfilly

>>30089890
E-collar is canon now; Anoncanon.

>>30089515
> be the filly
> non-anonfilly anon has been harassing you for months about "drinking your sweet filly pee"
> you still wonder why purpleautismo turned YOU into a filly, instead of that pee-dophile
> but today is the day you put an end to this
"Lie on the ground and open your mouth, you fucking degenerate."
> he proceed with the speed and hopeful look of a Somalian that just heard about a free all-you-can-eat buffet
"And I hope you can drink fast, 'cause I have been holding it since this morning and there will be no emergency stop button once I start."
> (same Somalian, after you told him that 95 Gal trash bags are acceptable doggy bag)
> you walk over him and aim more or less for his face, then start relieving your tiny, overextended bladder
> "Ah what the fuck, it smell like shit !"
> you clench your legs and sit, pinning him on the floor and forcing him to take it all in the face
"I ate nothing but asparagus for 3 days, faggot ! FEEL MY WRATH !"

There, you got green of your fetish : now you can die happy and soon, hopefully.

>>30089228
Well, I don't get why you'd say that to my post...
>>30089580
>>30089618
...but you're not wrong.

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How does the filly survive all the attention with hips like these?

>>30089515
>>wrong filename
>>fucked up the line
>YA BLEW IT

>>30089515
If you're gonna steal my shitpost you could at least get it right.

>>30090882
delete this

>"Anooooon!"
>You are anonymous.
>and Twilight is fucking pissed.
>Maybe it was a bad idea to rub benhay on her sex toy collection, but fuck her she took your dick.
>"Where are you, you little shit!"
>Fuck she is getting close. Time to hide.
>The bathroom is closest. Better than nothing and atleast there's a lock.
>You hear her hoof steps and they are getting closer.
>Maybe she won't ch-
>*click*
>fuck
Twilight maybe we can talk about this.
>*BAM*
>The door bursts into glowing dust and where the door once stood now stands a very angry Twilight.
>Twilight slowly walk toward you and you begin to back away.
>Your back is now pressing against the sink there is no more running from this.
>"No. No more talking. I've tried talking with you. I've tried being patient with you. I've even tried giving you a chance at a fresh start. No, not this time. This time you are going to go all the way back and I'm going to make sure you turn out right this time."
>Your eyes widen.
You don't mean-
>"Yes I do mean"
>Twilight's horn begins to glow as she takes aim
>You begin to pray to any god that will listen and begin to duck down with your front hooves over your head.
>There is a blinding flash of light and...
>and your still you and you aren't drooling and shitting your self so that is a good sign.
>You also still appear to be alive so that's good too.
>Did that actually work?
>Oh but what is this?

>>30092137
>You are Twilight
>and this little shit is about to get what is coming to her
>You fire your spell and anon ducks down at the last moment
>You see your shocked expression in the mirror followed by a blinding flash of light.
>Everything is so big
>No No NO NO
>This is bad.
>This is very bad.
>A giant green filly is cowering in front of you.
>She appears to be preoccupied right now.
>Maybe she won't notice and you can make a break for it.
>"Well, well, well. What do we have here"
>She noticed.
>Anon trots towards you spouting the smuggest shit eating grin she can.
>"The shoe is on the other foot now. Isn't it Twi?"
>Oh sweet Celestia what is she going to do to you?
>It can't end like this.
>No
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

>>30092148
>You are Anonymous
>and today is a good day
>A very good day.
>You scoop up the wailing purple and bring her close to your chest.
Shhhh There, there Twilight.
>Twilight begins to calm down and looks up at you with pleading, teary eyes.
Big sis anon is here. I'm going to make sure you turn out right this time.
>Twilight begins wailing again even louder and struggling against your grip.
>This could not get get any better.
Now what should we do first? Oh I know.
>You make your way through the castle to Twilight's library.
>Now where did she put it?
>There it is.
>Twilight's paddle, or rather your paddle now.
>Twilight's eyes go wide with fear.
Oh you know what this is don't you? Then you know what is coming next.
>Twilight squirms trying to escape as you bend her over your knee.
This is for turning me into a filly
>*WHACK*
>Twilight shrieks in pain
This is for washing my mouth out with soap
>*WHACK*
This is for dressing me up an making me go to tea parties
>*WHACK*
This is for sending me back to school
>*WHACK*
AND THIS. IS FOR MY DICK
>*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
>Twilight's ass is glowing red and she is wailing in agony
I think we have learned a valuable lesson today haven't we Twi?
>Twilight continues to bawl her eyes and you begin to feel a warm liquid trickling down on to your leg.
EW GROSS! Twi did you seriously just do that? I bet you did that on purpose.
>Twilight cries even harder and begins to cower in fear waiting for the next stike.
>You grab for the paddle and-
>Shit you can't do it.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time, and assume that was an accident. Let's get cleaned up.

I may or may not continue this. First time write fagging pls no bully.

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>>30092137
>>30092148
>>30092157
do it faget

(AF Anonfilly Ending 1)
>Be Twilight
>Anon had been quiet lately
"How do you feel now, Anon?"
"N- not well Mom, can I just take a bath and... go to bed with you?"
>You pause. She had FINALLY accepted her place, although you'd keep the collar on for another couple of weeks
>You lead her to her bathroom, and guide her in.
>Every door and window in here was magically sealed
>You twist a nozzle, and the tub starts to fill with warm water
"Do you want me to wash you?"
>"I can do it alone Mommy."
"Alright, well I'll start dinner. Oh, I almost forget."
>You pop off her collar so she wasn't electrocuted. You doubted it was strong enough to do such a thing, but better safe than sorry.
"Now when you're done you're goin got have to put this on again."
>"Okay" she whispers
"Don't worry, soon you won't have to wear it anymore, as soon as I can trust you. Just remember that I love you."

>Come back upstairs twenty minutes later
"Anoon, are you done? Dinner's ready!"
>Silence; no splashing, no answer, not even the sounds of hooves on tile
"Anon? I'm coming in!" you declare, shock collar ready
>The sight before you would scar you forever
>Anon floating motionless in the bathtub, with something writen on the surrounding tile.
>You rush to Anon, pulling her still form out
>Her limp body makes you want to cry
>You try mouth-to-mouth, chest compressions, every CPR tactic you can. but nothing's working
>You rush her to Ponyville Hospital, but not before reading the note written in mascara on the wall
I HATE YOU TWILIGHT. YOU DID THIS TO ME

>1 week later
>You're sitting on Anon's grave, looking at her tombstone
>Everypony had left, leaving you alone to grieve.
>As you popped open your third bottle of strong wine, raindrops start to fall from the sky
>You consider suicide, but you pass out before you do yourself in
>This was all your fault
>You ruined a man's life and killed a filly
>You were a monster; you didn't deserve to live
(Alternate AF Ending complete)

>>30092718
Doesn't even describe how she died
0/10

cock vore the body

>>30092718
>>30092157
>>30092148
ow the edge

https://pastebin.com/cCMbArUP

>Sunlight flickers across your eyelids, waking you.
>Your eyes pop open, and you feel immediate disappointment.
>You're still in Twilight's castle, and you're still the little green filly.
>The curtains flutter in the morning breeze through the open window
>You would have sworn you had shut the window last night.
>At any rate, you're too tired for this shit.
>You close the window and hop back into bed with haste, hoping to get some more shut eye.
>As soon as your eyelids start to droop, the sound of hooves rapping on the door pop them back open.
"God damn it."
>"Anooon! Are you awake?"
>fucking purple horse.
"No!"
>You pull the covers over your head tightly.
>She doesn't wait long to come in, and soon pulls the covers off of you with her magic.
>"Time to wake up."
"Fuck off."
>You can practically hear her teeth grinding.
>"You know what? Fine. Be a brat. I don't care."
>She drops the blanket from her magical grip and trots back out of the room, closing the door hard.
>You immediately pull the blanket back over yourself and attempt to sleep some more

>>30092911

>You are Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship.
>Today is a brand new day, but it could have started off much better.
>You mull in thought after closing the door behind you
>You're not really sure what to do with Anon.
>You should probably head over to the orphanage today.
>With Anon, of course.
>It would definitely solve the problem, as much as you hate to think that doing such a thing would.
>There is still something scratching a strange itch inside of you though
>The oddity of how she got here to begin with. She is clearly no ordinary filly.
>It gnaws voraciously at your curiosity, pushing you to put yourself through anything if only for an answer.
>Your hooves clop against the stone floor as you walk down the hallway in thoughtful silence.
>You've already been brainstorming plans today to show Anon around Ponyville.
>Maybe you can get to know her better, perhaps she'll open up.
>Maybe she's more normal than you realize.
>Or maybe not.
>At any rate, you should bounce the idea off of Starlight and Spike.
>Their input is valuable, and always appreciated.
>What are friends for?

>>30092911
OH BOY HERE WE GO

>>30092914
you should replace her with nyx

at least she would appreciate you twilight

>>30092911
Ahhhhhhh!
Welcome back!

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>>30089515
IMPOSTER

>>30090882
This is the view I want to have when Anonfilly sits on my lap.

>>30092914
kill yourself

>>30089496
Oh fuck, it's real.
Awesome senpai.

>>30090882
What I see are fertile filly flanks and I'm about to plow that field.

>>30089515
I wish to pee in the filly's mouth
>>30092975
y-you too

>>30092914
>You enter the dining room to find Spike and Starlight already digging in to breakfast.
>You opt for a friendly jab.
"Couldn't wait for me huh?"
>"Well, you were taking so long, and I was starving."
>You giggle at Spike's gem-crusted cheeks.
"Well... Anon isn't exactly being agreeable this morning."
>You pull up a seat next to Starlight, and dish yourself a helping of pancakes.
>The ones without the lapis lazuli, of course.
>Starlight addresses you with concern.
>"Oh? What's wrong?"
"Well, I went to wake her up, and she didn't want to get up. She still hasn't got the profanity out of her system yet."
>You sigh.
"I just let her do what she wanted. Honestly, don't know what to do with her."
>You take a bite of delicious pancake
>"Maybe its good to give her some space? She seems pretty distraught. Then again, its not really my area of expertise."
"You could just mind control her with a spell."
>She glares at you
"Ha, bad joke."
>You still giggle, and she does too, albeit more awkwardly.
"Anyway, I was thinking maybe we could take Anon out later for a walk and picnic later. Show her around Ponyville, let her get some fresh air. Maybe she'll feel better, and open up a bit. What do you think?"
>"It's worth a shot."
>Spike interjects
>"Rarity wanted my help today..."
"Its ok Spike, I'm sure we can handle Anon on our own."
>You all share a mild laugh as you continue to enjoy breakfast and each other's company.

holy shit, EaTCarbS isn't dead!
My friend owes my $5!

>>30093020
p-please don't leave us again. I can't take it.

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>>30093032
I suffered a fate much worse than death my friend.

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I've been ded for a while

>>30093083
>>30093050
you are never dead while you live in our hearts

>>30093050
Don't die again or I'll kill you

>>30093050
I don't remember you, but I want as much greentext as possible.

>>30093083
>>30093050
Nice to see the dead walk among us once more

>>30093563
>>30093095
little did you know we were the same person all along!

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>>30091622
the joke was that it was already messing with the natural order, so I posted it (however I did remember it (which was a wrong version) ) as a reminder that we shall not mess with such a holy thing. (Because this; >>30088950 makes only sense after >>30089515 .) So please be either faster next time or teach us the path of the pissing filly.

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oh no!

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all this green. ITS GLORIOUS

>>30093843
Indeed it is.

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>>30093083
If we're all coming back, can I come back too?

>>30093083
Filly is so fluffy and cuddly.

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>>30094551
I think their relationship would be cute, Anon the smart always annoyed pone and [censored name] the annoying obsessive little sister it's a shame it's just a shitpost and no one will ever seriously attempt it.

>>30093968
>rape

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>>30089331
>Russian
>Tripfag
Your home is the trash can.

>You had contemplated suicide, but decided you were too much of a coward. Plus, what if Catholics were right? Better play it safe.
>As you climb onto the floor mat and reach for the towel, Twilight bursts in
>"Anon! Let me get that for you".
>She swaddles you in the towel and carries you to her bed
"I can dry meyself Twiiiii"
>Your protest was cut short by the most wonderful feeling in the world; a brush moving through your mane. Every strok from Twilight was a new sense of pleasure, and for a minute the two of you just sat there.

>As she finished, the shock collar snapped back onto you, pink runes lighting up oncemore.
"Do I haaave to, Twilight?"
>"Yes dear, don't you remember what would happen if you let our secret.. slip?"
>They would take her away from you. And you didn't want that
>But you also wanted to make her pay, and transform back into a human, and-
>"Now let's go downstairs; I have more noodle soup ready

>"So, Anon, did you enjoy our walk?"
"...no."
>"Well that's a shame. I'm sure you'll love them EVENTUALLY."
"Twilight, you took everything from me... my past... my FUTURE, even MY BODY!! And now you're forcing me to live a lie with a play from the book of 40-volt Pence!"
>Twilight scowls, partially because she does not understand the last reference
>"No, Anon, your past life wasn't healthy or happy. SO I'm gonna give you-"
"My past life was fine! You didn't ask me what I wanted, and"
>"Mother. Knows. Best." she said sharply
>You were confused now
>"Why don't you go to your room and think about what will make you happy."
>So you trudge up the stairs, wondering what other punishment Purple could have in store for you

>>30095089
Fuck off

>>30095089
Please continue.

>>30095089
you force her to have a playdate with nyx!

>>30095235
Truly a fate worse than death.

>>30095089
eehhh...

>anon is turned into blankflank filly
>goes to post shitposting thread on horse4chan
>300 replies, 90 images omitted
>burst of light appears on filly's ass
>its cutie mark for shitposting
>goes to show purple


what is the mark guys?

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>>30095829
>

Flitter says she wants to play with Anonfilly.

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>>30095829

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>>30095835
At least use the colored version

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part 2 on the way

>>30096602
and then Chrysalis turned into Nyx

>>30096690
that keeps getting posted, it's an old version of the page.

>>30096606
No, Anonfilly gets cock vored by Chrysalis, duh.

>>30096730
post the new one then

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3 Days

Need green or art stat!

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>>30097557
art

soon.jpg

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So. Who the fuck is this drawfag?

>>30098138
A fag that should draw more.

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>>30098208
Agree

>>30098138
That's a small filly.

>>30098138
Is that Anonfilly kitten-sized?

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>>30097557

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Goodnight filly gen

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>>30099556

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>>30099568
Sleep tight, poner.

>>30099708
that left pony looks insane

>>30094551
> be Anon
> after drinking the magical bleach, you actually got to Equestria as a filly
> downside is, Nyx is real and no ponies can stop talking about how cute and awesome she is
> you are now in purpleautismo's basement, mixing random glowy shit in the hope of creating bleach and rolling the dices again
> worst case scenario you kill yourself in a magical jizz explosion, but at that point you wouldn't even mind

> be purpleautis- Twilight Sparkle.
> your newly adopted filly is playing with your old "Safe & Fun Chemistry For Fillies" set
> she is so cute when she think she is doing stuff secretly
> maybe she is trying to craft a surprise for mother day ?
> of course it won't be as good as the gold-gilded, rune-enchanted noodle necklace that Nyx made, but you are still proud of your secondary daughter

autistic screeching in 3...2...1...

>>30098138

There was a coloured version of that image, does anyone have it?

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>>30101072
I'm an expert. Here u go m8

>>30100831
Honestly quite surprised you haven't been ripped apart yet.

>>30100863
>>30101265
I'm betting more on my writing being too shitty to be worth commenting on, even the filly-pee short didn't get any reaction.
Guess I will write a last one for "What the fuck even is this thread" and I will have the complete collection of recurring shitposter.

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>>30086676
>when you find a new promising and finished story that's over 5000 green meme arrows long

>>30101611
>green
>finished

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>>30092911
>EaTCarbS

>>30101183
The colours on Twilight's mane needs to be fixed.

>>30100831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtOblu3Mp48

>She will never defend you like link related

>>30101783
>giphy (2),gif
you're a special kind of retard, aren't you?

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>>30101072

Found it.

>>30102771
Thanks!

>>30101783
Keep the dream alive

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>>30102771
I want a babby-sized Anonfilly.

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2 days.

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>>30099568
Sleep tight, poner.

>>30102616
Anon please, dont remind me of how far that show has fallen.

>>30104039
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>>30104289
rood

>>30099708
These fillies have seen some shit

>>30105034
Jesus, look at that gut. Filly's gotta lay off the Dortios.

>>30093020

>You are Anonymous.
>And you wish you could have managed to fall back asleep.
>Instead, you tossed and turned, unable to do so.
>You don't feel like getting up, or doing anything.
>You don't want to be the filly.
>You'd rather just fall asleep and never wake up.
>There's knocking on the door again.
>Of course its purple.
>"Anonymous?"
"Go away."
>You pull the covers tight over yourself in an attempt to isolate yourself.
>After a brief moment of silence, you hear the door open and close.
>The sound of clopping hooves moving closer to the bed is unmistakable.
"Fuck off, Purple."
>"Wrong pony."
>You're a little surprised that its Starlight instead of Twilight.
"What do you want?"
>"I... want to know why you're doing this."
>You feel her sit on one of the corners of the bed, but you don't budge.
"I suppose when you unwillingly find yourself slapped into a weirdo Technicolor cartoon horse world, It tends to depress you."
>Silence fills the room
>"You must be going through a lot right now. At least let us try to help you. We really do care."
"Do you?"
>"Would I be here if I didn't?"
>She could be lying after all
>"Anyway, we were planning on a walk through town and a picnic. Would you like to come along?"
>Maybe she does actually want to help you.
>If anything, It could lead to you figuring out what the hell is going on.
>And it sounds crazy enough, but maybe you could be human again.
>"I mean, if you don't want to then that's ok. I just thought I'd offer."
>You could just play along
>"We really do care."
>Who knows, maybe it could lead you to some answers
>Certainly more effective then what you're doing now
"Ok."

I'm a new artfag on the scene looking for ideas to draw and I want to do anon filly, any suggestions?

>>30095089
>Be Twilight, confused and worried
>Were you doing the right thing? Would Anon be happier, here with you?
>Of course she would; in her old life she was alone, unloved, without fulfillment or friends
>Once she settled in, Anon would love her new life (and you)
>Time for a bit of pre-bedtime bonding

"Anon? May I come in?"
>"We both know you could blow the door down whenever you wanted". You open her door at that
"I just said that so you could have your privacy"
>"What do you want?"
"Anon... I just want you to be happy."
>"Then turn me back."
"I... I can't. I was too slow, too dumb, and now the metamorphosis has stabilized. I'm- I'm sorry Anon." you hang your head in shame "I understand if you can't forgive me."
>...
>"Just leave me alone."
>You turn and head out the door.
>"But Twilight, besides the ruining-my-life stuff... you did a good job. Thank you for looking after me."
You smile back at her "What are mothers for?"

>Late at night
>A brown-cloaked figure dashes between dark alleyways, until finally reaching the rendevous
>A minute passes, and the figure checks a watch
>"Where IS she?"
>Another figure, this one in a black cloak, enters, tossing a medium-sized bag of bits in front between them
"Here's the down payment"
>The brown-cloaked one roughly counted the pieces, and assuring it was about the same as promised, attached it to his saddle
"And remember, it's Saturday, 12th and 1400
>"I got it miss, no screw-ups"
"And remember: DO NOT harm your cargo, or I will ensure you all die"
>"Y-yes ma'am"

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>>30106743
You willing to do somewhat-lewd shit?

>>30106762
Interesting

>>30106779
How lewd we talking?

>>30106808
Anonfilly kissing a surprised glimglam.

>>30106808
Anonfilly raping nyx

>>30106878
I approve of this.

>>30104289
yea, it is 60cm tall so it is obviously a bit heavy.

>>30106708
> ice cream
Yeah ... sure ...

>>30106923
60?! jesus...
not such a filly after all

>>30106743

>>30036798

>>30106878
This

>>30106743
Anonfilly and one of the CMC fighting each other.

why am i having trouble posting..

>>30107365
epostile dysfunction, happens a lot, try the original form at the top of the page

>>30107378
still won't work, i just can't post with an image.

oh well..
Updated page 1:
http://i.imgur.com/TqZMi0t.jpg
new page 2:
http://i.imgur.com/S7qJWe5.png

>>30107408
https://youtu.be/ELDmxhxu6k8?t=2s

>>30102742
Just a phoneposter.

I was working on a different page 2, which then became page 3 instead because >pacing

I don't like having to figure out the pacing for comics, these 3 pages alone have taken more effort than i'd like to admit, and one panel from the old page 2 is now part of page 4, wew.

>>30106708
dude i love your art

>>30107498
Iktf friend

Comics are harder than I thought

>>30107408
I think you can post pics now again.

>>30107620
And I love you, little filly.

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>>30108802
Seing stuff like this - other ponies helping Anonfilly doing things like brushing the mane because she can't (or won't) do it herself yet - always makes me smile.

1 day, I'm getting to the derpyfest by car which is driven by someone owning a nyx plush. (Should I ship Nyx and anon plush???)

>>30108994
Please don't.

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just found this

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>>30108994
Take pix

>>30109063
anonfilly infests everything

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>>30109086
So Anonfillies are like the Zerg?

>>30109081
Desu, that will be done. Shallst you all burnith in a fiery tar! Nyx shall corrupt your precious anon filly! I will have all of your (you)'s because you won't be able to resist the temptation to tell me how stupid that will look! HarHAR!

>>30108994
>>30109095
Is he actually taking it with him or does he just have it?
If he just has it, ask him to take it.

>>30109107
it is his. But it does not matter, he too is someone who like me goes regularly to the monthly Cologne Meetup. So I will have plenty of opportunity to make photos.

>>30106743
>>30036798
I want this most of all. It's not even arousing to me, I just find it super-cute

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filly the filly

Guaranteed green tonight lads

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>>30109418
too big

>>30109443
Hopefully filly isn't looking at porn.

>>30109453
Hopefully she is

>>30109453
>>30109458
she's not

>>30109453
>>30109458
Of course she isn't, she's looking at a nature documentary. About horses mating.

>>30109303
i want to pet and gently scratch the filly

>>30109389
Always love seeing your posts m8. Ignore the shitposters, you actually keep these threads entertaining.

>>30109610
>Horses
>not zebras

I think I've figured out these Anonfilly threads.

Many if not most of 4chan comes from subpar childhoods with poor parental relationships- this is especially true of /mlp/, where mommy issues are rampant.

Anonfilly threads allow us to insert ourselves into a world which has few 'major problems' and expects less of us; most of us are nuetral or would even prefer being a filly, for many different reasons.

Typical of Anonfilly threads include art and greens of x character (usually Twilight, Celestia, or sometimes Glimmer) being Anon's mom. This ties into my earlier point; these threads allow those of us with mommy issues to entertain such fantasies. THIS is why odd desires such as nursing are common- to those of us without a proper maternal figure, being breastfed is the physical incarnation of our emotional desire to be mothered.

In short, we have mommy issues and are a pack of retards.

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>>30109904
not even gonna read the wall of text, but i know you're looking for a (You)

go, fetch!

>>30107408
Awwwww

>>30109904
>tfw normal functional family
Nice try, heres your (you)

>>30109904
Lol,

I also have a normal family

And my story took place at an orphanage

Anyway here's your
>(You)

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Repostan

~~~

>"Uhm... Hey, Hornet."
"What do you want, Snips?", you ask with a hint of annoyance in your tone and bang two rocks together, "Can't you see that I'm busy?"
>Man, you wish Equestria had toy soldiers... You hate using your imagination.
>"I can... But I heard this silly rumour from Snails that you... Uhh...", he stammers and paws the ground, "You know..."
>Oh, so he's here for that.
>Cutting him off by planting a hoof on his mouth ere more words can leave it, you beckon him with a nod to follow you and lead him behind the schoolhouse.
>Once you two are there, you sit down on your haunches and beam him your best sultry smile.
"Okay. It's two bits for hoofholding, three for a hug, five for cuddling and seven for a kiss. I also offer several packages at reduced prices."
>"Oh wow..."
"Just ten bits for three whole minutes of full contact cuddling and a good-bye kiss for example!", you giggle and bat your eyelashes, "So what do you want, big boy? Recess will be over soon..."
>"I can't d-decide..."
"You can't... Oh, that's a really pity.", you pout and scoot closer to him, "How about I help you out a bit with that?"
>"H-Huh?"
>Grabbing one of his hooves, you firmly plant it on the soft tuft of fur on your chest and let it draw small circles on it.
"Feel how soft and fluffy it is?"
>"Y-Yeah!"
"You could feel it all over you... And have a kiss to boot. Doesn't that sound nice?"
>Just say yes, you chubby cunt.
>"It does... But..."
>Goddamn it.
"But what?", you pout and nuzzle his hoof, "What's the problem, big boy?"
>"Ten bits is my whole allowance for this week..."
>Stingy fucker...
"It will be worth it, though. Believe me. You won't forget this."
>"I don't know, Hornet... Maybe I will just take a hug,"
>Oh no, you won't.
>Three bits won't even buy you a single bottle of cider, and you could really do with one tonight, since Twiggles isn't exactly happy with the results of your last math test.
>Looks like you need to haul out the big guns.

>>30110287
Gross.

>>30110287
Kek, there better be more.

>>30110303
of course

~~~

"And what if I extended the cuddling to five minutes?"
>Urgh... Alone the thought of spending five whole minutes in full body contact with Snips makes your stomach churn, but at least he seemed to shower today.
>You dare to say that he even smells kinda nice without that thick layer of sweat that usually covers his body.
>Reminds you of a barber shop... How weird.
>"Five minutes?!"
"Yes~"
>"And I c-can touch you?"
"How are you going to cuddle me without touching me, silly~"
>"Hehe, yeah... You're right."
"So...", you coo and let one of your hooves trail the rims of his, "What will it be, stud?"
>"I will t-take the cuddles and t-the kiss please!"
"Good choice~ Now I only need the bits and we can begin immediately."
>"Of course!", he chirps and opens his bit pouch, fishing a single golden coin out of it, "Here you go!"
"Thanks.", you say and stash it away in your saddlebags before letting them slide off your back, "Lie down please."
>With a hasty nod, he does so as you told him and lies down on his side, waiting with spread forelegs for your embrace.
>God... He seems desperate, but you can't deny that he looks kinda cute like this.
>So you don't let him wait for too much longer and lie down next to him, interlocking your hooves with his and wrapping around his barrel.
>A quiet yelp escapes him when he feels your stomach touching his and you can't help but to giggle a bit at how fast his cheeks turned rosy.
>Doesn't look like he's used to the touch of a mare... Or a filly in your case. Makes you want to make this special for him.
>But not too special... You aren't that kind of filly.
>Not yet, at least.
>Starting to nuzzle his muzzle, you press your forehead against his and begin to let your hooves run along his sides, eliciting several low-pitched and short moans from him.
"How does this feel?"

>"G-Good!", you blurts out.
"Hmm... You smell nice."
>That isn't even a lie.
>"T-Thanks, y-you too."
"You know where I smell even better?"
>"N-No."
"Right...", you say and reposition one of your hooves to the back of his head, guiding it to your chest, "There."
>A pleasant shudder rocks through your body as you feel his muzzle burying into your chest, scrabbling around through the tuft on it like a pig in search for truffles.
"H-Heh... Told ya."
>His legs press you even closer to him and you can feel them starting to explore your body, sending another shiver down your spine.
>Damn... This isn't supposed to feel this good for you. He is just another customer...
>"H-Hornet."
>He takes a deep whiff of your scent and you feel him shudder in your embrace... And something harden against your belly.
>W-What?!
>It can't be his... Or can it?
"That nice, huh?"
>"Y-Yeah.", he mutters and thrusts his hips into yours.
"W-Whoa!"
>Yes... That is doubtlessly his cock slowly growing in his sheath.
"Snips... This isn't included in my... Hnggha!"
>By god! It's scraping against your teats!
>"S-Sorry... I can't help it. You feel just too good..."
>Pushing his trembling form a bit away from yours, you take a look down and indeed see a pink log of flesh slowly emerging out of his lower stomach.
>You want to say something, but no words are able to leave your mouth as you watch his cock grow bigger and bigger.
>He's obviously quite embarrassed by this too and fully ceased to caress you, averting his eyes from yours.
>"Sorry, Hornet..."
>You swallow and lightly shake your head to regain control of your senses, beaming him a warm smile.

"I-It's okay."
>Maybe you can squeeze a few more bits out of him...
"You're the first colt to have this reaction, you know that?"
>He really is... But if he is starting to get those kinds of reactions out of your touches, all the other colts might do the same.
>And that means that now could be the perfect time to refine your business.
>Nothing too serious, though... You aren't a whore, but a quick hoofjob might relief your costumers of the pressure you surely might give them in future.
>That just poses a single question... How much more should you charge for this?
>Ten bits? Perhaps even twenty? Hmm...
>Let's see how much he is willing to pay.
"Say, Snips?
>Your words rip the pudgy colt out of his erotic daze and he looks with glazed eyes at you.
>"Y-Yes?"
"Should I maybe take care of your...", you say and sit down on his thighs, putting a hoof on the underside of his growing erection, "Little problem there?"
>Your sudden touch on his privates makes him shudder once more and you feel a squirt of something slick spurt on your hoof.
>Heh... This shouldn't take long. Easy money.
>"Y-You would?", he replies with sparkles in his eyes.
"Yeah... Just give me your next... Let's say... Two allowances?"
>"Of course! P-Please do!"
"Wonderful... Well... Enjoy then."
>And with that said, you embrace his cock with both of your hooves and begin to slowly pump it, relishing the sensation of what he starts to leak in such galore onto them.
>Oh my... He must by really pent up. No wonder... He probably never even has done this to himself before.
>That makes it extra special~ For you and for him.
>Faster and faster your hooves trail over the leathery skin of his stallionhood, massaging and kneading it wherever you think it would feel good for him.
>And luckily, he gives you the reactions you anticipated... Squirming and moaning with each completed lap of your hooves on his colthood.
>"Ah... Hornet...."
>Just a bit more.

>You lean forward and let your muzzle wander along his jawline up to his temples and then to his horn, where you start to lick around its coils.
>Twilight once drunkenly told you that unicorns like their horns being licked and it looks like she wasn't wrong in that claim, as Snips' body begins to rock around more and more.
>He must be so close...
>Time to finish this.
>Once more, you increase the pace of your hooves and begin to whisper reassuring and lewd words into his ears.
>It feels hot and the fluids you elicited out of it made it slick and emit a strong musky smell which starts to slowly but surely turn your head, filling it with the urge to just turn around and let him ravage you.
>But like you clarified before... You are not a whore.
>Pressing his throbbing member against your lower stomach, you take his horn into your mouth and begin to gently suckle on it.
>A muffled groan escapes your customer when he feels the warm and wet embrace of your mouth around his natural catalyst and you feel his whole body wildly tense up against you.
>"H-Hornet!"
>His shaft suddenly contracts and you feel several spurts of his warm cum shoot out of it, covering your thinly haired underside with its sticky goodness.
>At the same time a weird gas starts to flood your mouth, seemingly coming out of his horn and filling your whole oral cavity before you slowly feel it turning into a thick goo.
>It tastes like... Fruit? Like a weird mixture of pears and grapes.
>You can't exactly put your hoof on it, but it is extremely sticky and you have a hard time swallowing it.

>With a quiet pop you let his horn exit you and continue to stroke his still ejaculating cock with soft and delicate strokes, making sure that everything that leaves it finds its way onto your belly.
>For some reason the feeling of his seed all over you turns you on like nothing before ever did... You certainly will need some alone time later.
>And he cums quite a lot for a colt... At least you think so.
>But sadly, its all too over all too soon and you can sense him go limb in your hooves, one final squirt of his seed grazing your developing teats.
"Mhm...", you coo and let one of your hooves trail along his shrinking member, collecting all the cum that has pooled on it.
>You stare deeply into his eyes and slowly guide your soiled hoof to your mouth, greedily licking all what it has gathered off it.
>It tastes... Salty, bitter and a bit like hay...
>All in all, you quite like it. You wouldn't be opposed to taste more of it some time.
"Mmmmh.."
>"Uahh..."
"So...", you giggle and smack your cum-stained lips, "Did you enjoy it?"
>"Y-Yes! Thank you!"
"Don't mention it... Just make sure to recommend me to your friends, will you?"
>"Of course!"
"Wonderful... We really need to get up now, though..."
>"But why?"
"Classes are starting soon... And I need to clean myself up a bit."
>"Heh... Yeah.... Sorry.", he chuckles, "You're right."
"Don't be, stud. Just don't forget about my money, will you?"
>"I won't!"
>Perfect~

~~~

Maybe I will write more some day. When I've stopped being a lazy alcoholic.

I want to hurt and abuse the anonfilly until she no longer remembers who she used to be.

>>30110333
Always a good read. A continuation of slut Anonfilly would be great.

>>30110453
Thanks, Anon.

>>30110287
>>30110317
>>30110325
>>30110327
>>30110330
>>30110333
this was stolen from one of the old anonfilly threads.

>>30110663
Yeah, he reposted it. He even said this in the first post.

>>30106762
>Be Anon, 2 in the afternoon on a beautiful Saturday
>Staring groggily out a window of the Friendship Express
>Soooo bored; the book Twilight gave you was a generic romance novel, whose weak premise was hindered by lackluster writing
>As the train pulled into Canterlot, you eagerly hopped out of your seat
>"Woah, somepony's excited to meet Grandma and Grandpa!"
>Twi had really been upping the mommy talk recently
'I just want to get off this outdated transport. What was our max, 30? They got to 88 in Back to the Future 3.'
>"Oh Anon, you and your stories. Help me with the luggage, will you?"

>The "Luggage" wound up being two suitcases; one for you, and one for Twilight. Twilight's was large, colored to match her coat with her cutie mark sewn in center. Yours was small, pink, with "Anon" hastily sharpied next to the handle, along with your home address, contact info for all known relatives, allergies, and blood type.
>You pulled this suitcase onto the platform, as it moved on wheels and followed you around by a rope tied around your neck
>You looked absolutely adorable

>"Do you see them Anon?" Purple asks as she dives into her suitcase, ensuring nothing was left behind
>I have no fucking clue what they look like Twi
>Eventually, a pair of somewhat-elderly looking ponies came your way
>"Now I want you on your BEST behavior Anon, first impressions are-" Twilight was cut off by a rapping on her shoulder from Night Light
>"Daddy!" she turned and hugged the stallion, with Velvet joining in. You stood back, hoping to avoid the inevitable cheek-pinching
>"And where's my granddaughter??" Night Light asked as the hug dispersed
>"Oh, Anon should be... -there!" Twi points to you
>Naturally, Velvet came over and gave a hug that would make Pinkie jealous
>"SO cute... that little suitcase... so small!" she mutters along with the pinching and squeezing

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>when you catch Anonfilly flicking her bean

>>30111226
[T] = Twi [V] = Velvet [N] = Night Light
>You think about pleading for help, but a shock from your collar disrupts that line of thinking
>Velvet leaned back towards Twilight, asking her a question she thought you wouldn't be able to hear
>"What's the shock collar for?"
>Night Light actually answered; "I forgot to tell you about the letter, dear. Anon is epileptic, the collar prevents her seizures."
>Twilight simply nodded her head with that, eyes closed
>"Poor little thing...?\" Velvet comments, and the trio just give you a sad look, like you're completely oblivious
"I don't do tricks, if that's what you're waiting for"
>The three of them pause, realize they had been outed, before letting out the fakest laughter you'd ever heard
>"Twilight, why didn't you tell us Anon was such a jokester?!" Night Light guffawed

>The four of you walked down the streets towards your "grandparent's" house
"and I like Power Ponies and hayburgers and-"
>Suddenly, a brown scarf behind a store display catches your eye; you subtly glance back at your 'grandparents', smirk on your face.

>5 minutes later and you strut out of the shop like a prince, scarf swinging off your neck and into the wind
>[T] "Mom, Dad, it was very generous of you, but please don't-"
>[V]"Nonsense, Twilight, Anon's coat was getting cold. And besides, now it can hide that collar of hers."
"I look like a superhero!" you declare, partially to make Twi feel guilty and cement gramps' opinions, and also because it was sorta true

>30 minutes later and the group had finally arrived at their destination
>It was hard to fit so many comic books and action figures in the leftover room in your suitcase
>[T] "We really appreciate the gifts, but please don't spoil Anon anymore, she's-
>[N]"Twilight, it's our job. And besides, we've got to catch up for, what, eight years of birthdays and Hearthswarmings'."
>[T]"Just don't let her get her hands on a mail-order catalog, or she'll bankrupt you" Twi whispered

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>>30111530

>>30109118
Hey...What if your friend is the nyxfag?

>>30111375
thank you for not dying write fag

>>30106601

>The rows of thatch roof cottages really clashed with Twilight's castle.
>You wonder who decided that horrendous looking tree-like mostrosity was a good idea.
>It ended up being more of a tour than a walk, with Twilight showing you various places around the town.
>Of course being overly descriptive, and downright boring about it.
>Starlight follows silently in tow.
>Ponyville, and you learned it was called, was ornate and quaint, yet homely and lively.
>Ironic, how ponies live in a town called Ponyville.
>The thing that really surprised you was just how friendly these ponies where.
>They would all smile, wave, and offer greetings.
>Honestly you couldn't even remember all of their names.
>Everything seems so happy and peaceful here.
>Maybe what happened to you wasn't so bad.
>You would still prefer not to be a pony yourself though.
>And deep down you're hoping that you wont have to
>Magic is apparantly a thing here, and you're hoping that the possibility exists.
>"And here we have the town hall. This is where Mayor Mare and the city council administer..."
>blah blah blah
>She has to really draw this out, doesn't she?
>You are about to fall asleep standing out, when a furious ball of pink in your perifial vision catches your attention
>Before you can completely react, a happy looking pink pony with a cotton candy mane is uncomfortably face to face with you
>"Oh my gosh! I've never seen you before! You must be a new pony in town!"
>You tumble backwards onto your rump in surprise
>She start hopping excitedly on all fours
>Your expression of alarm and confusion does nothing to deter her.
>Before Twilight can say anything, the pink one speaks up
>"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie, whats your name?"

>>30111769

>You're still trying to wrap your brain around what just happened
"Uhh..."
>"Uhh? Well its nice to meet you Uhh!"
"Wait."
>Twilight walks over to Pinkie and puts a hoof on her shoulder
>"Jeez Pinkie, you can't even let her give you a response."
>You pick yourself up and dust off
"My name's not 'Uhh,' it's Anonymous."
>Pinkie rubs her chin with a hoof
>"Anonymous, huh..."
>Her eyes light up and she sports an unrealistically large grin
>"Oh my gosh, I don't have much time! See you later!"
>She gives your hoof a quick shake and bounds off as fast as she came.
>You can only manage to stand in surprised shock while you attempt to contemplate the crazy pink pony's antics
>"Yep, that's Pinkie."
>Twilight starts walking off down the street, and you follow
>This place and these ponies are.... different.

>>30111771
kill yourself

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>>30111724
Writefags never die.

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>>30111771
Question: will I get enough carbs if my almonds remain unactivated?

Also good shit you're posting in these threads

>>30112037
Why any of them don't have any pants?

>>30112037
>Be a normal citizen of Ponyville
>Sun setting as you walk home, groceries slung over your back
>When you hear a terrible, terrible sound
"WEEE-OOH, WEEE-OOH, WEE-OOH..."
>It's Officer Anon, making siren sounds with her voice
>"What seems to be the problem here, citizen?"
"I... I don't know, you pulled ME over."
>"Well, I wouldn't have done that without good cause, so you're clearly suspicious"
>Her badge was a partially-eaten cookie bestowed upon her by Princess Celestia when Anon was promoted to Chief Cuteness Officer
>"What's in the bags?"
"Uh, groceries. I have tomatoes, carrots, bread, cheese, celery-"
>Officer Anon grabs the bags on your back and starts shuffling through your possessions
>"Mmhmm, tomatoes, bread, cheese, oh, I'm gonna need to throw these chocolates in the evidence locker." she says, devouring Bon Bon's famous truffles.
>"What's this?" Anon asks, pulling out a small packet of greenery, upon which you begin sweating
"I-it's oregano, I swear!"
>"Oregano, huh? Is that what you punks are calling MJ now?"
"I-I'm 35-"
>"And now you're under arrest, too. Hands up!"
"WHAT are HANDS?!"
>"Resisting arrest! Calling for backup!" Officer Anon shouts into her radio, a paper cutout she had drawn in crayon
"Now listen, I've had enough-"
>Anon goes in for a tackle, but she's 1/3 your weight and just clings to your barrel
>"Huff... give up yet, jailbird?"
"Anon, why don't you take these bits and go buy some ice cream?"
>"BRIBING AN OFFICER?"
"No, I'm just suggesting-"
>"Threatening movements! Deadly force authorized!"

>>30112093
>Anon dropped to the ground, pulling out her tiny baton
>Now, when Celestia gave her a baton to go with the Cuteness Officer garb, it was plastic, hollow, and adorable
>Somehow Anon had replaced it with a metal one made for her proportions
>So now you're curled into the fetal position, hoping Anon doesn't break any bones with her admittedly feeble swings

>20 minutes later and you're sitting in Ponyville jail
>Eventually Meter Maid had found you, with Anon sniffing your oregano and pocketing your 'bribe'
>A quick lookover from Nurse Redheart and you were fine
>You were going to be compensated for your time, groceries, pain and suffering, etc.
>But you still needed an unofficial trial
>It was the only way to keep Anon happy

[A] Anon [MM]- Mayor Mare [MeMa] - Meter Maid
>Sit in the Ponyville Judicial Court
>[MeMa]: All rise for the honorable Judge Mayor Mare
>What a mouthful, but you rise anyway
>[MM]: Thank you, baliff. Now this case is the City of Ponyville vs. insert_Name, so will the prosecutor please rise
>Nothing, until Meter Maid bumps Anon, who promptly stands up
>[MM]: Now, the charges are: Disturbing the peace, resisting arrest, possession of narcotics, attempted bribery, and purchasing dark chocolate rather than milk. Does the prosecution have any statements?
>Officer Anon just shakes her head, cap bobbing a little bit
>[MM]: Does the defense have any arguments?
>You sigh internally
"I confess to the charges, and just want to say I'm sorry, and I was a 'meanie-pants', and will buy milk chocolate in the future.
>[MM]: "Well, the jury unanimously finds you guilty" she declared, gesturing to rows of stuffed animals "and I hereby sentence you to three time-outs"
>Anon smiles at this, hops off her stool with a little shake, and skips out of the courtroom
>You noticed she only has half a badge now

>Mayor Mare soon came over and handed you a bag of bits
"Why do we let that filly-?"
>"Princesses' orders. I don't understand either."

>>30112037
"It was fun as long as they were pretending to be cops."
"It's when they switched to 'we are all prison inmates and you green faggot dropped the soap' that I realized my mistake."

>>30112123
Thx u writefag, my life is now complete.

>>30111771
Really good stuff as usual.

>>30112037
That little one trapped on the bottom is really cute.

>>30112037
Kek and lel

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threadly reminder that Anonfilly is dead inside

>>30111771

>Down the street seems to be a farmers market of some sort.
>Ponies run the stalls, selling various foods and other wares.
>It seems a bit old fashioned, which is kinda cool in its own way.
>Twilights leads the group to a particular stall.
>The decorative apple with a horseshoe in the center leaves no one wondering what is sold here.
>An orange pony wearing a stetson manages the stall, and waves once she sees Twilight.
>"Howdy Twi! Starlight!"
>"Hey Applejack."
>Twilight beams while Starlight offers a small but friendly smile.
>"Lookin' fer apples? You came to the right place."
>Twilight laughs
>"Actually, we were just going to say hello, but some apples do sound nice for our picnic."
>"Alrighty! Thats one, two, three..."
>Applejack looks down at you
>"Who's your little friend?"
>Twilight Beams
>"This is Anon, She's new here in Ponyville."
"Hello."
>"Pleasure meet'n ya."
>Applejack hands three apples to Twilight, who attempts to pay with some sort of gold coin, but Applejack rejects them.
>"These are on me, sugarcube."
>"Come on AJ, you work hard. You deserve to be paid for your work."
>"And ah like treatin' my friends too. I insist."
>Twilight shakes her head and puts what you presume is money back in her saddlebag."
>"Thanks, Applejack."
>But those apples
>You can't help but stare at them
>The seamless skin, perfect and without blemish
>The stem and leaves giving it the perfect accent
>Your stomach growls
>Applejack laughs
>"Heh, Somepony's hungry."
>"Well... she kinda skipped breakfast. That's a whole nother story."

>>30113069

>Applejack grabs another apple in her hoof and extends it out to you.
>"Can't have nopony goin' hungry. Here ya go."
"Uh... thanks!"
>You take the apple, and its just as perfect looking as the others.
>You sink your teeth into it and are immediately met with bliss
>The perfect amount of juice, not to much to run all over, but enough to tease your taste buds
>The skin is smooth to the touch, and not to hard to bite
>The fruit is perfectly ripe with just the right texture
>You let out a satisfied sound while chewing
>"That good, huh?"
"This is the best apple I have ever tasted."
>"Heh, glad you like'm"
>You hear some rustling behind the cart, and a small redheaded filly emerges from the side.
>"A new pony in town? Mah name's Applebloom..."
>She trails off and seems to be staring at your ass.
>Suddenly, she's wearing a big smile
>"Oh mah gosh! A blank flank!"
>"Applebloom!"
>Applebloom ignores Applejack
"Uh... what?"
>"You don't have your cutie mark yet! You should totally hang out with us crusaders and we could help you get it!"
"My what? What's a cutie mark?"
>All the ponies gasp at you, a few with hooves covering their mouths
>"Ya don't know what a cutie mark is?"
>Applebloom gasps
"No."
>The other ponies start looking at each other with concern.
>What are they worried about? What is a cutie mark anyway?
>"Now Applebloom, we still have the cart to tend to, ya hear?"
>"Yes'm. I'll se you later Anon."
>"Bye!"
>You wave and share farewells as you leave the Apples to their business.

>>30112959
I want Nyx to make her feel like she has a friend.

>>30112037
Guy Anon sleeping in an Anonfilly fillypile when?

>>30113077
>what's a cutie mark?
I'm trying to figure out a human equivilant to this situation but i'm drawing a blank.
"What's a hug? " maybe.

>>30113330
Fuck off

>>30113488
Twilight has assigned her to help you heal. Don't you want your very own filly papyrus persona?

>30113330
fuck off
>30113591
(You) too why would I want anything to do with purple? she's a cunt

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>>30113649
I want anonfilly haters to gtfo

>>30111375
>Be Anon
>Actually enjoying yourself; grandad and grandma were pretty fun
>Velvet and Night Light, you correct yourself
>After a potato stew for an early dinner, the four of you were playing
"Oh, you landed on my property. You owe me 20,000 bits"
>[T]: "What?! You don't even have any cottages, there's no way"
"Well, YOU invaded my private property, and according to the NAP..."
>[N] "Heh, our little businesspony"
>[T] "BUT THAT'S NOT HOW SUPPLY AND DEMAND WORK, HER PROPERTY IS LITERALLY SURROUNDED BY OTHER HOSTLES
>[V]: "Now Twi, just pay Anon the fee. Rules are rules
>Twilight simply fumed at that, handing over her entire stash of paper money

>An hour later and you were wearing a frilly dress
>[V]: Are you sure you don't want a coat? It's a long way to the theater!"
>I already have a coat Velvet, you stupid horse
>Wait, was horse a racial slur here?
>[T]: "We're fine Mom, we'll be back around 11:30"
>The two of you set out, darkness filling the corners far from streetlamps
>"Stay close Anon, I don't want us to be seperated"
"Hey Twilight, what's the play about?"
>"I don't want to spoil it, but the premise is that two nations-"
>You hear the rumble of a pebble skipping across the cobblestone, and spin to check it out. When you turn back around, Twi was gone
"Twilight.....?"
>You voice echoed through the empty streets. Shouldn't somepony else be out? Granted, it was getting pretty dark
"It's not funny Purple!" you yell indignantly, peering through alleys
>You hear movement behind you; thank god, you could-
>A hoof pressed a damp cloth to your muzzle, and for a quarter of a second you were paralyzed with fear before passing out

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>>30113591
The only way I would like that would be if Anon began corrupting her, turning Nyx into an right-wing libertarian christian redpill who hates zebras and griffons, while at the same time a crack-addict cumslut just so Nyx could disappoint everypony who ever believed in her

>>30113657
>implying I hate the filly
the filly a qt
I hate Purple because she's a cunt and I hate Nyx because it's trash

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>>30113767
you did this Purple you insufferable bitch, if we were still a human then no pony would be tall enough to do this

>>30113822
fuck off

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>>30113884
Anon stop swearing at your sister.

>>30113887
fuck off

nyx doesn't belong here

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>>30113898
And you're a human, so technically you're not supposed to be here.

>>30113767
Fucking Cliffhangers

>>30113887
Roleplay is against the rules you stupid nyx posting cunt.

>>30113982
Tell that to mlpg

>>30113982
Naw that was pretty funny.
It's only roleplay if you post more than once, and/or are doing it with other posters

>>30113995
Then go to mlpg. Because nobody here wants Nyx. The only thing she's good for is glue.

>>30113767
>Wake up as Anon, tied to a chair
>You'd think it was cliche if you weren't terrified
>Sitting in some sort of small warehouse
"H-hello?"
>"Shaddup you little brat" a feminine voice calls out
>You can see a purple-coated mare with a black mane by the candlelight, drinking something you doubt Twilight woul dlet you touch
"H-hey, I don't know what you want, but if-"
>"If I wanted to *hic* rape a filly, I wouldn't pick one as ugly as you"
>That one hurt a bit
"Well with a face like that I can see why you'd need to resort to rape."
>She gets up and starts walking to you
>maybeIshouldnthavesaidthat.sln
>She comes over, and punches you in the jaw
>Don't cry Anon, you're a big guy
>She unties you; maybe you weren't worth her trouble?
>As you fall out of the chair, the mare begins kicking you in the ribs. Hard.
>"Hey! What are you doing in there?!" a voice calls
"HELP! HELP! I'VE BEEN KI-" another kick cut you off
>A blue-coated, black-maned stallion entered; you just realized that you couldn't see either of their cutie marks. Makeup?
>"This fucker just called me ugly!" said the mare, giving you another kick for good measure
>"Well, all we were told was to not cripple her" the stallion picks you up by the neck, and punches you across the cheek twice before dropping you back on the ground
>"I swear she'd better be worth it; the Saddle Arabian government has been cracking down on pony trafficking" the mare responded

>Several hours later
>You were hungry, thirsty, and scared
>Every time you asked for food or water you got another beating
>And this cage they had locked you in was cramped, but the pain from your wounds was worse
>You had hoped Mom would find you; you didn't want to be a sex slave for some sandmule
>But at this point you had lost hope; she probably didn't want you back
>At least your collar hadn't zapped you in a while
>Eventually your ears perked up at a banging noise
>"Should we be worried?" the mare asked
>Another loud bang, followed by a screech

>>30114028
(You) glue

>>30114133
>"Should we be leaving?" the mare asked, saddlebags filled with stolen goods from various boxes
>Another bang; this one sounded like a door being blasted off its hinges
>"...Let's skedaddle" the stallion answered "out the hidden door, go go go!"
>The two ran off, only slowed slightly by their plunder
>You sat cramped in your cage, trying to see anything through your bars
>Eventually a pair of magenta hooves came into sight
"Twilight! O-over here!"
>Twilight crouched low, her eyes meeting yours
>"My poor baby, what did they do to you??" she asked, magically picking the lock
"T-they grabbed me with a cloth, and took me here, and beat me, a-and-"
>"Twilight picks you up in her hooves, gently rocking you and making shushing noises
>"Shhh, shhh, momma's here, momma's here, you're safe now"
>You start crying, tears a ocmbination of sorrow and relief
"Don't... don't leave me. I need you Twilight"
>She smiled at that, looking down into your face.
>"Let's get you to the hospital; we can file a police report there too"
>You missed that last part, as you had fallen unconscious in her hooves, a little smile plastered on your face

>Be Twilight
>Anon sitting in a hospital bed, being treated by nurses while you sat in the hall
>"Miss Twilight?"
>You stood up from your chair "Yes, doctor?"
>"We've alerted the police, they're sending an officer on their way. Have you finished your forms?"
"Yes" you respond; paperwork was always a specialty of yours. You had been very happy to fill in the "Parent/Legal Guardian Box""
"Can I run an errand real quick? I need to get Anon some things for when she wakes up"
>"Of course, Princess Twilight. Anon probably won't wake up for several hours. We'll take good care of your filly while you're gone"

>You stopped by the mail office on your way to the 24-hour supermarket
"Yes, I'd like to wire a fund transfer to an offshore account" you ask the teller, making sure to add the 'good performance' tip to your payment.

>>30114199
you are really making me hate Purple right now faggot keep going

>>30114199
purple should die

>>30114199
Fuck off faggot.

>>30114270
So should the writer of this trash.

>>30114277
if the writer is trash than do better faggot

>>30114199
good shit

>>30114199
whenever I read these I begin to hate purple, but then I remember the fags that might be the pony

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>>30114199
Luna is severely slacking off for not noticing any of this shit is going on when either Anon or Twigle goes to dreamland.

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>tfw filly partakes in lewd activities

0 Days; Only about 12-15 hours or so until filly plush; being a the absolutely fillycited right now.

>>30116104
First pic you post better be a butt shot.

>>30116477
With cum ofc

Prompts
>princess anonfilly: anon is turned into an alicorn filly

>anon and another pony are turned into fillies.

>anon filly orphanage: orphanage full of anons that ended up as fillies in equestria.

>>30112037
>all these little fillies are adult assholes
>still cute

This fucking thread.

>>30112037
From left to right to bottom

>The Anonfilly who took to being a sweet little filly a little TOO well
>The Anonfilly who is stuck being the responsible one
>The Anonfilly who is
>The Anon filly who got dropped several times as a child
>The Anonfilly who misses shitposting the most
>The Unlucky and generally grumpy Anonfilly

>>30114199
>Be Anon
>Wake up in a white, sterile room
>You can hear a heart monitory beeping, feel the bandages pressed against your coat, taste the blood in your mouth
>As you open your eyes, you see Twilight, holding your hoof and giving that sad smile again
>No words between you, just a quiet understanding
>You lean back into your pillow, awkwardly aware of the IV in your foreleg
>How is it these ponies have modern medical equipment but no television?
>After a moment, Twilight spoke up
>The sound of her voice made you feel warmer, safer
>"Anon, I just want to say that I am. SO. Sorry. If I had paid more attention, this- this never would have happened." she choked out
>You just lay there, smiling smugly internally. Purple could use a lesson in humility
>"A-and I know it doesn't make up for it, but I brought your blankie."
>You grab your brown blanket from her grasp, hugging it closely to your form
>The heart monitor flatlines as your sensor was disconnected
>Twilight gently pushes your down on your pack, re-attaching the sensor and whispering into your ear
>"Now why don't you lay down and get a little more sleep, baby? I'll take care of everything else." she nuzzles you, and you nuzzle back
>And so you slip back into dreamland, never noticing the "Get Well Soon" balloon attached to your gurney.

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Sometimes I dream that an anonfilly lives with me and I have to raise her and take care of her. when she's scared at night I hold her. When she gets home from school I ask about her day and what she learned

>>30117755
>this will never happen

>>30117547
I like that left-most filly the most. Such a cute little faggot.

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>>30113434

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>>30117836

>>30117672
>Once again Anon
>Wake up with a scared "Yelp!" after reliving the last day of your life
>Although you're pretty sure the real version didn't have giant Snakes
>Somebody's holding your hoof, you look up and it's Velvet
"O-oh, hi M-missus Velvet." you manage to stutter out
>"Oh, call me Grandma please" she smiles at you
"Where's Twilight?"
>"Well, she's currently heading the... investigation of your kidnappers. And Grandpa has a lecture at Canterlot University, although his thoughts and prayers are with you too."
>You simply stay quiet, mulling over the past few days of your hooven existence. You used to be human, right?
>"I'm sure they'll catch them, sweetie. Although they're going to ask you some questions later, there's nothing to be afraid of. We even have a guard for you."
>A white-coated, black-maned mare popped her head in at that sentence, blue cap sitting tightly on her head "Meter Maid at your service", smiling in an obvious attempt to put you at ease
"Do you have a gun?" you blurt out
>The two mares simply look at each other
>[MM]"I'm sorry, gun?"
"Never mind"
>[MM]"Well... I'm just going to go back to my chair in the hall. Lots of crosswords to fill, with such a small vocabulary."
>She quietly leaves, nearly bumping into a nurse on the way out
>[TV]"Well, would you like anything to eat Anon? We can get you a sandwich, hay fries, ice cream, pudding-"
"Did you say... ice cream?"

>40 minutes later
>Partially-filled coloring book on your bedtable
>Dozens of styrofoam cups surrounding your gurney, filled with small vestiges of melted chocolate and vanilla
"I regret... nothing"
>Velvet just shakes her head

>>30117836
That would be heaven.

I want that little beer-bottle Anonfilly the most.

>>30113077

>Up ahead you see a park.
>Probably where Purple wants to have her picnic.
>There is a large open field, and off to the side you can see some playground equipment.
>Several fillies and colts are enjoying themselves while their parents sit nearby on the benches.
>Various walking trails lead off into lightly forested areas
>You also spot a few tennis and basketball courts.
>It's actually a really nice place.
>Certainly better than the run down scrap of land back home.
>Time for that picnic.
>It's a good thing because you're still hungry.
>That apple was good, but you're hankering for another, and whatever food you can get your hands on.
>Er, you guess its hooves now?
>Twilights leads you and Starlight to a lightly shaded table under a tree.
>Using her magic, she lifts out all of the picnic supplies and sets the table.
>Sandwiches, treats, lemonade, and of course the apples.
>"This was a good idea Twilight, It's a really nice day for..."
>Before Starlight can finish you're already digging in.
>The two colorful equines share a laugh before eating.

>>30117878

>"So Anon, are you feeling better today?"
>Oh great, Purple wants to interrogate you.
>Can't say you're surprised.
"I guess..."
>You twirl the bendy-straw around in your presumably fresh squeezed lemonade.
"I do appreciate your hospitality."
>"It's no problem. Anypony would be more than willing to help another pony in need."
"Am I in need? Honestly, I don't know what I am."
>"Well, you did show up randomly sometime in the middle of the night. And... Well..."
"Well what?"
>Twilight looks at Starlight, who in turn looks to you before speaking
>"You're weird."
"Oh, thanks."
>You made sure to drip your words with sarcasm while rolling your eyes.
>"Well, no, I mean, not in bad way."
>Starlight does a lot of fidgeting
>Is she autistic or something?
"What do you mean?"
>"Well, you didn't know what a cutie mark is... That's like not knowing left from right."
>She rubs her chin in thought
>"It's like you're severely detached from the world. Like you've.... never been pony before."
>She looks at Twilight, her face bright with this revelation
>"It all makes sense!"
"Finally. Someone's starting to get the idea."
>Twilight frowns
>"Not really. How is it even possible? How would we even begin to explain such an occurrence?"
>"Come on, It totally makes sense!"
>Twilight shakes her head 'no.'
>"We would need some sort of evidence. I won't just settle for a convenient answer because it makes sense. Not to mention it could all just be an act."
>You feel a little insulted, but it's not an entirely unreasonable position.
"I don't care if you believe it nor not, honestly. It doesn't change who I am. Anonymous the human."

>>30117882

>You barely catch it, but your last statement seemed as if it caught her off guard, but you're not sure how.
>"Even if everything you say is true, this whole 'I'm actually not a filly,' thing, the fact is that you are now a filly."
>She's not wrong, unfortunately.
>"Unless you can provide me some evidence otherwise?"
"No..."
>"And fillies have certain expectations for behaviors... like the use of crude language for one."
"Oh no, those poor ears."
>"Keep using them if you like the taste of soap, because I promise you will learn its taste well if you continue to use that language."
>Reality sinks in just a little more.
>Everything she says is right.
>Even though you know who you are, you cannot deny that you are a filly now.
>And you don't want to eat soap.
>Are you going to have to play along? Resist?
"I... understand."
>Twilight smiles and clops her hooves
>"Good! I'm glad we can come to an agreement."
>Twilight pulls out a parchment and quill with her magic and begins scribbling on it.
>"I'll also make you a promise. I will remain open minded about the possibility of your story being true. I'll even do some research into it, I have to admit it's intriguing."
>That's good news, but you're afraid there never will be evidence.
>You're really stuck here, aren't you?
>Anonymous the filly, forever.

>>30117884

>You're going to have to play the part of a filly, be it for only a moment or forever.
>But you're going to have a distinct advantage.
>The adult mind inside of a child's body.
>It's strangely like a second shot at life, a chance to redo all your stupid mistakes.
>Starlight interjects
>"Hey, I brought my kites! Anypony want to fly with me?"
>Twilight chuckles
>"Of course you did."
"I'll fly, why not?"
>"Awesome, lets go! Come on!"
>Starlight grabs the kites and trots out towards the open field
>You begin to follow her but look back to Twilight
"You're not coming?"
>"No, its fine. Go ahead."
>She beckons you on with a hoof
>You shrug.
"Alright then."
>You canter your way over to Starlight who is already getting her kites ready.
>She seems hilariously obsessed.
>She hands a reel over to you as you approach
>"Have you flown a kite before?"
"Yea, it's been a while... not since I was a kid, actually."
>The hilarity of that statement dawns on you, and Starlight laughs.
>"Well, If you need pointers or help you're standing next to an expert after all."

>>30117886
Starlight x Twilight lesbian moms?

>>30117864
>Still Anon, an hour or so after your ice cream binge
>Twilight Velvet went to buy a book, leaving you in "Meter Maid's capable hooves"
>What was it with this family and books?
>Guess there's not much do do without electricity
>Suddenly you feel a familiar pressure, but you can't get yourself out of bed
>Ring the bell on your bedside table
>Meter Maid rushes in, with a nurse not far behind
"I need to use the potty" you bashfully answer, cheeks blushing

>The nurse quickly unplugged your IV and helped you out of bed
>The three of you walked down a couple of halls (the nurse pushing you in a tiny wheelchair) before reaching the bathroom; one of those personal ones for patients, with plenty of maeuvering room
>Unfortunately for you, some plumber screwed up
>[MM] "Where's the closest bathroom?" she asked in a rushed tone; you were visibly 'upset', crossed legs ans all
>"Upstairs" the nurse answered, and the three of you rushed to the end of the hall, coming to a stairwell with ramps instead of stairs
>Clever substitute for an elevator
>Eventually you reached the bathroom, with the nurse placing you on the toilet

>Be Twilight Velvet
>Fresh coffee, warm cinnamon roll and a new paperback
>Life was good
>As you reach your hall, you notice that Meter Maid wasn't standing guard over your precious angel, but there was surely a logical explanation

>A minute later and your logic had been stabbed to death by panic

>>30114199
This is by far the most out of character and edgy Twilight I've read in my life.

>>30118561
Not even reading it at this point. He's trying but it's not my kind of story

>>30118589
same.
I like happy stories cus i'm a faggot

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>>30118589
I like happy too, but the fluffy-adoption story has been carbon-copied about 50000 times. At least this one has something slightly original going on in the background.
Not to insult the other greenposters, w/o them this thread would have died forever ago.

>>30118114
Anon ironically makes this joke later, if you've read my original

>>30117886
It's nice we're getting some new stuff added in the rewrite. Love it.